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So this is my special friend. How's it going, guys? Hi, Patrick.

You brought me stripper to draft day?

If you give up Tom Brady, I will let you come in my life.

Your taste?

Go get it.

This year, we can't lose that.

Hey, what's going on with that sandwich? I was getting pretty hungry down there.

Fucking fantasy football.

We fuck.

You leave.

Deal?

That's my ass!

You are still upset with your stupid football fantasy league.

Juju just got traded to Kansas City. That's what I want for my next pick.

Hey, honey, what's up?

Nothing.

Christian McCaffrey?

What? JT should be at RB because he's going to get the touches and he's way

likely to end up on the IR.

Hmm.

Kevin, look, I went on a very important phone call. Please just let me kind of

concentrate.

Well, I was thinking maybe for this year for fantasy football we could

do a team together like some father -daughter stuff honey are you bored you

something to do like go to the mall with your friends call your friends up get

in a little bit of trouble i don't even care it's the biggest week of the year

honey look you know what it is it's a very very big day i'm waiting on a very

important phone call right now and uh honey it's draft day okay so I just need

to focus there.

Hello,

hello.

Yep.

Mm -hmm.

Okay, wait. Say that one more time.

Waddle? Okay.

Okay, okay, okay.

Waddle?

Are you sure about that?

Alright, that's great. That's great. Thank you. Okay.

Perfect. Yep.

Okay. Got it. Thanks. Bye.

What?

That's so mean.

Damn. I'm sorry, Jasmine. That really sucked.

But hey, I'm going to have to call you back later.

Okay, I'll talk to you later. Bye.

Okay, so... She said he has some kind of, like, insider informant or

I knew it. I fucking knew it. I knew that cheater.

Can I be done now?

Like, it's pretty fucked up that you have me spying on my best friend for

fantasy football.

It's not your friend. It's her dad. Yeah, well, this is a new low even for

How about would you be open to maybe a little extra on top?

Depends. How much and what do you want me to do?

All I'm asking is for you to maybe go over there and try and take a peek at

Jasmine's dad's cheat sheet.

How am I supposed to even do that without getting caught?

Oh, come on. You're a grown woman.

Use your womanly method.

Dad!

I'm not asking you to sleep with him. Dad!

Just flirt with the guy. Flirt with him a little.

Okay, I'll give you an extra month's allowance on top and another when you

return.

Fine. Hand it over.

You know, it's cool that you care more about your fantasy football than you do

us. I need this. This is my year. My year. I'm going to win this year. You

and see.

It's going to be mine.

He's going down.

Is Jasmine here?

Jasmine!

She's around here somewhere. I don't know.

Well, Mr. Beat Pigs, have you been working out?

I mean, a little bit. Can you tell? Yeah, wow. I am definitely impressed.

Oh, thank you very much.

Jasmine's around here somewhere. I'm going to be back in my little man cave

fantasy football week.

But yeah, she should be up there somewhere. So, all right. We'll see you

Bye.

Mr. Beastface.

Aubrey, where's Jasmine?

I have to be honest with you.

I actually came over here for a different reason.

I was kind of hoping to see you.

See me for what?

Well, I mean, Jasmine's always talking about how cool you were in college and

that you were the star quarterback.

I mean, you know, I was until I hurt the old shoulder. Now it's just fantasy

football for me, you know?

I bet you pulled so many girls, didn't you?

I mean, that's, you know, as a quarterback, you know, that's kind of

happens, but, yeah.

You know, I am so over these high school boys, and they don't know how to fuck,

so... I'm not really sure we should be having a conversation like, you know,

like that, like Miller.

Hmm.

Jasmine never told me you were looking at me like this, huh? I don't think

a real...

Um.

Okay.

I'll be like, that was not, like, right. I'm friends with your dad, like, not

right.

Okay, you should know how to get out of here.

Like, we shouldn't have done all that.

Yeah,

like, let's not say anything to anybody, okay?

Hey, Jasmine.

Aubrey's not here right now.

I can let her know you stopped by, though.

Um, I'm actually not here to see Aubrey.

I came here to see you.

Okay. What can I do for you?

Well, it's actually about your fantasy football league. I wanted to join my

dad's team and win with him, but he won't let me, and it's really pissing me

off, so...

I want to piss him off and join you and then we can win together.

I don't think that's a good idea.

I didn't know.

And what makes you think that I need your help anyway?

Well, I happen to know that Aubrey is over at my stepdad's house right now

giving him a blowjob so she can get a glimpse of his cheat sheet.

But... I also know that my stepdad isn't stupid enough to leave his real cheat

sheet laying around.

So, in the words of General Ackbar, it's a trap.

Who?

Star Wars, Return of the Jedi, duh.

Okay. Alright,

sure. It's a deal.

Okay, perfect.

But one more thing.

What?

Your face.

Here.

oh my god

you're

making my pussy so wet

Like, she...

How do you shake?

right now what am i doing here i came over to apologize and you're sitting

eating my daughter's pussy what the fuck is going on why are you here to

apologize what your daughter was i don't even want to tell you aubrey was just

at my house and she gave me a blow job and i felt terrible about it and i

to come over here to make sure that i just wanted to be up front with you and

tell you even this is what i walk into why was aubrey giving you a blow job

Explain, Ryan. Why would she be giving you a blowjob? Why are you here?

I'm so sorry, but I saw you blowing my stepdad in his office.

Whoa.

My stepdad put me up to that. I'm so sorry. You put her up to it? I heard you

got the cheat sheet, so she was overturned. Oh, my God.

No, no, because it's way unlike you. No, I just said it again. It's fine. No,

I'm so sorry. It was oral for oral.

So you sent your daughter to give me a blowjob? No, no, no.

And in turn, you're coming over here to fuck him?

He's an old fucking man!

I'm famous!

I just wanted to be a part of your fucking team, Dad!

Alright, everybody, just shut up.

Just... We can come to an agreement or a solution to all this, alright?

First, let me apologize to Bobby.

I'm sorry that I sent my stepdaughter, Aubrey, over to go and...

Maybe flirt and find a chichi. And I forgive you for letting her blow you.

Aubrey, I'm sorry that I sent you over there. That was a terrible thing, and I

promise to pay you two times the allowance I promised.

You paid her? Find information, like a spy. She's like my little, you know,

mission impossible. Even worse!

Oh my god, okay.

Okay,

so I have a solution for all of this.

Okay. For one, you let me see the real cheat sheet.

Another one she has is fake.

How do you know it's not real?

General, I let the cat out of the bag.

Jasmine! Well, I just wanted to be a part of your team.

Intern, I won't tell the rest of the league that you got this insider

information and you get first dibs at the draft on Tuesday.

We're going to have to get to what players are going to be for who then.

That's fine. We worked on that. You really want to be part of the team?

Yeah, that's what I wanted when I asked you to be part of your team earlier

today. Okay.

I'm sorry. I should have listened, but it's the biggest week of the year, you

know?

Obviously, Ryan... I'm your only stepdaughter.

You should have just let me join your team. Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, okay?

I'm sorry.

Now, also, obviously, there's a lot of sexual tension in the room right now as

well.

Some blowjobs have been had.

Some vagina eating has been started.

And I think it would be best if perhaps, Aubrey, you helped my friend

Bobby with his and your sexual tensions. No one is going to find out about this?

No one. And we definitely can't tell your mother.

I'd be in.

And then you and I can finish what we started before we were accidentally

interrupted.

So we can continue. And nothing will leave this living room ever.

Everything between the four of us? Everything will be done.

I don't know.

Yeah, that makes it a little weird.

Why? Like, we're close and everything.

I mean, I don't know.

You already had my dick in your mouth.

You already had my tongue in you.

I don't know if we're that close.

I mean, listen, I can go again. That was one of the best blowjobs I've ever had

in my life.

Sorry, honey, but that was superb.

God.

If you do it, I'll do it.

No one ever knows about this. They never leave this room.

Okay, yeah.

Who's in?

I think we can.

Ready?

Go team!

Yeah! Fuck that.

Thank you

That's it.

That's it.

Oh, yeah.

Thank you.

Don't be looking.

One of them was doing it.

Jesus.

Oh my

god

man, what the fuck?

Kiss yourself.

If you want to be on the team baby, that's what's happening.

You're the fucking best one.

and watch your husband fuck your dad?

That's okay.

I love that.

Oh, Dad.

What a nice tip.

I agree with you. And it's stepdad.

Sorry.

Holy.

You can feel your fingers there. Yeah.

What are you doing, honey?

Now I was. You put it in. Yeah, we just put it in. I would do it, but my arms

are kind of...

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

No, it's okay. I'm not dead. I'm sick.

Oh,

you're weird.

You've got some nice tits, too, baby.

You've got me weird.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Actually, can you get it a little wet for me?

It's okay.

You sure you don't want to taste it?

It's okay.

This is weird.

It's so good.

Oh, nice.

Look at that.

You've got Aubrey being a team player over there.

You and Jeff would be a team player.

You want to be on the team? This is teamwork.

Oh, my God.

You're fucking putting me in dick holes. I'm not trying to. I'm not trying to.

Thank you.

I want you to be here.

Come on, meet your friends there.

You tickle so much.

Your ass is amazing.

Get your friend's pussy here.

Oh yeah,

get your friend's pussy. That's so fucking good.

You touch my dick again and something's going to happen.

You're making it.

I didn't make it.

Didn't you just ask me to show your cock in here?

I wonder who rides a dick better.

Your daughter is absolutely killing it over here.

Your stuff is pretty awesome too.

I want to talk about something really quick.

What now?

All right, so nothing is leaving this room, right?

We've all agreed on that? Yeah.

Yeah. All right.

She rides dicks like nobody's business.

How is she?

No, she's... Is she good? Fucking incredible.

What do you... What do you think about... I think that's definitely...

should happen.

Yeah. You had my dick in your mouth for a second. You put my dick in her pussy.

You intentionally had my dick in your mouth.

You said all you wanted to do was be on the team. I agreed, so what's the big

deal? Well, that was... Let's switch for a second.

Yeah, and you didn't tell me you wanted to switch when we agreed.

You just said you wanted to fuck my best friend, not your daughter.

I mean, just for a minute.

Why not? What's the big deal?

You give me allowance just like she does, and then it's a deal.

him on your team.

She gets allowance.

It's only fair.

So, if I give you allowance and you're on the team, you'll ride my dick?

I said I would do whatever she does.

So, if she agrees, then I'll agree.

Yeah, I mean, I want to bend her over. I'm ready to go.

Alright, so, you're going to ride me and you're going to bend over. Okay.

You okay with that?

It's for the greater good.

oh jesus christ told you it's worth it

I don't want to say anything.

Oh my god, they're so fucking bad.

I hope nobody finds out.

Oh my God.

I'm glad you're dead. I'm glad you're dead. I'm glad you're dead. I'm glad

you're

dead.

Oh, my God.

I always thought your dad was so hot

You too, I like that.

Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Jasmine, I think we're going to be a formidable opponent for everybody this

year. What do you think?

I've been known.

I think we're taking them.

I mean, we're still going to see about that.

Yeah. Well, we're getting the first.

We're going to divvy up the picks.

Yeah. But I'm getting my core players, right? Like, that's the deal. But I

got him.

Wait, wait, wait. I only did this so I would win.

So. Now I'm back with my dad. You did it to get on the team, not to win.

You never said anything about winning. You just wanted to be on the team. We're

going to win. I said something about winning.

Yeah, we're going to win. Don't worry about that. I know.

All right.

You ready to go home, honey?

Yep. All right.

Let's get out of here. Do you want to go shopping tomorrow?

Please. I got money burning a hole in my pocket.