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Catch the ball!

Come on!

Busy!

Clean much?

Mom, tell Angel to get out of my room.

Your mom and dad are the ones who told me that I could stay in here.

Lee Blake, you're staying in here?

Uh -huh.

We're both adults. There's no way I'm sharing a room with my stepsister.

Well, Grandma and Grandpa are in my room.

Cherry and Pete are in the guest room.

And... Aunt Lil is on the sofa.

Lucky me.

That means I get to sleep in here with my bro.

This isn't going to work. There's only one bed in here.

Yep, that's mine.

There's no way I'm sleeping on the floor.

Is that what I think it is?

Ew!

You're not sleeping on your cum -filled carpet, Ricky.

Okay, please just keep it down.

That's better.

Can you?

Why?

Because my shorts write up when I sleep and I need to take them off.

Okay, decent.

Can you get the lights?

What

if

you could be haunted by a ghost for the rest of your life, but you could pick

who the ghost would be?

Who would you pick to be your ghost?

Ricky!

What?

What would be your strategy for a zombie apocalypse?

Fill a boat with supplies and hot chicks and live on a small island.

That easy?

I mean, what if other people... I'm tired. Go to sleep.

Ricky. Angel, no more pocket.

How did you know when to cross when they see like a... Yellow deer crossing

sign?

Hey!

It's fucking cold down here. Let me get the blanket at least.

Wait, no way. I'll be cold.

God,

you're such an asshole.

No.

I love you.

watching porn? Nothing, I'm sleeping.

Look, I keep a journal on my iPad.

I can't be shifting to my shit.

Seriously? You would be the one to have a journal.

Hey, give that back.

No, I'm dead serious.

Hey, let it go or I'll tell them that my stepbrother is watching porn and then

you'll have blocks on your devices.

You wouldn't.

I'm dead serious.

Then watch it with me.

This is so weird.

No it's not.

We watch movies together all the time.

Don't make it weird.

Girl kind of looks like Kelly.

My friend Kelly?

Yeah, she's super hot.

She's not available, is she?

Not to lose her, she isn't.

Hey, look.

She's about to have a pre -orgasm.

He is so hot.

I love the way that he...

Kisses her while he plunges in and out of her.

A pre -what?

A pre -orgasm.

Look, if you look closely, her vagina pulsates.

No doubt he's going to send her over the edge.

Fire your fingers.

My hand's getting tingly.

Oh, sorry.

I can take these off and you can smell them.

How do they smell?

Tolerable. Hey!

I'm just teasing. Of course you smell okay.

I can put them on and you can rub yours against mine.

Like we're watching a movie so it's not like we're you know

Yeah, okay

to be super hot.

like that.

Do girls like it when guys do that?

You mean pinch and caress their nipples during sex?

Uh, yeah.

Don't your girlfriends do that?

Well, I, uh... Have you ever

had sex before?

I'm sure you're going to think it's hilarious that I haven't.

What? No.

I think it's me.

Why'd you stop?

These damn panties.

Just rub it up and down, not in.

Are you sure?

Jesus, fuck, Ricky.

Please?

This

movie's

pretend, right?

Yeah.

Just pretend I'm Kelly, okay?

Huh?

Just try. Just dig it in a little.

Oh, yeah. Oh, my God.

Your cock is so big, bro.

Does it hurt?

Yeah.

Do you want me to stop?

No.

Just a little more.

More.

This one's going to be okay.

Stop saying pussiest things.

I want you. I want you all the way inside of me.

Maya, you're so fucking good.

Oh, my God, bro. I love this car.