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I ain't gonna lie, bro.

Them jeans is not it, bro.

What happened?

It's so tight.

You know how comfortable I am?

He'll be like that one show when he ripped it.

That's your pick up line?

What? I have more. You want me to try again?

Look, I'm flattered, but I'm just here for my public spice latte.

I can get you a public spice latte.

Are you an addict of college yet?

Yeah, I'm in my last year. I'm older.

I gave up on college a long time ago, so... What do you think? You're too

for me?

Exactly, yeah.

Okay, well, I can still buy you a coffee.

Don't fall for it. He has a tiny dick.

You guys, get the fuck out of there. I'm trying to... So, is it true?

What they said?

Yeah. No.

Wow,

it is big.

I told you.

I'm sorry. I shouldn't have done that.

No, you're good. You can touch my dick whenever you want.

You're a pretty smooth talker for a young guy.

Well, thank you. Does that mean I can get you that drink?

I'll throw in a croissant. Final offer.

All right.

Wow.

This place is pretty spiky.

Yeah, you're probably used to that pretty small room, aren't you?

Yeah, pretty much.

We're going to sit down.

Just on the table

Do you know how to use it?

Uh, I think so.

Let's find out.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, wow, you're really good at that.

You're just a college girl.

Yeah, that was my son.

Oh.

That was the biggest kiss I've ever seen.

Oh, yeah.

I suppose I always come with this.

I suppose I love it.

Yeah? Okay.

Like that? Yeah.

This is like awesome.

been practicing this on cantaloupes for so long.

Maybe we need to see if you can prove it with your cock, too.

Should I?

Okay.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh,

yes. Why? Is it so wrong?

Oh, fuck you.

Hmm.

You're getting a little hot, are you?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Show me how that college boy can fuck. Yeah.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

at Coffee Shop Lady.

I think I know what I'm doing.

Oh my God.

You're going to live a way better than the girls at my school.

Jesus Christ.

You're so good at that.

Yeah. Oh, my God. No jokes.

Oh, my God. Yeah.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh. Oh, yeah.

Badass. Badass. Badass.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

That makes you a pussy, don't you?

Fuck, that is so good.

Oh,

yes.

Fucking cocking so good.

Yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Oh, fuck it. Oh, yeah.

Thank you.

I hate that.

Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yes.

Oh, my God. Yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh,

yes. Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Keep going.

Keep going.

Keep going. Keep going.

Keep going.

What the fuck do you mean, dude?