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It's going to start with this clip.
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When it ends, you'll move on to another.
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You won't even stop to think before you
dive headfirst into the rabbit hole.
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And you'll have no one to blame except,
well, me.
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You're welcome.
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Yeah, it's in. Looks good.
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Does it feel like when you get on a
rollercoaster ride?
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Oh, no.
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Rollercoaster ride.
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Look at
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you.
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So chained up.
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Get your head out of the way of my
photo.
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What?
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You said until you cried.
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That's what we're going to do.
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So this is the paddle that he made just
for me, Mr.
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Woodworker.
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Come on.
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Yes, goddess.
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Are you so excited to see how it works?
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Okay.
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Say, please, goddess Jessica, please
paddle my ass.
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Please, goddess Jessica, please paddle
my ass.
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Oh, God, that hurts.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, no.
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What do you think, Slick?
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Does it hurt? It hurts a lot.
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That's what we wanted.
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Yeah, your skin's all melted up. Oh, I
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can
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tell.
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That's a nice solid squat.
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Oh, you're so purple.
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Switch to something better.
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Okay.
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Wow, your ass is so purple. It hurts a
lot.
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I can tell. I believe you.
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Thank you, guys. Thank you, guys.
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It must hurt real bad right there, huh?
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It hurts really bad.
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Look at your face.
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Are you crying?
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No, it doesn't look like you're crying
yet.
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No tears yet.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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You don't want to do it anymore?
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You're making your thumb purple.
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You're making your thumb purple.
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I'm telling you, I know it's really bad.
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Well, oh my god.
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You want to do this fake whip you
brought?
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This will probably be better, right?
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This is like a pretend whip that you
brought me.
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This other one I actually stole from him
like two years ago, three years ago,
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probably three. It's when I first moved
to Denver.
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It's my favorite.
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It draws blood. No, I do because it
looks like you're bleeding.
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And then we'll just put a little bit of
this on my Snapchat because my friend
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thinks this is pretty funny.
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Say hi.
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Hi, friends. Hi, friends.
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Anyone for Instagram because I promised
I'd
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show them something.
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Stick your butt out.
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Tell me it feels good.
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It feels so good.
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I feel like an artist.
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You know, like you're my canvas.
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I have like all these different brushes
and every brush makes something else.
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You know?
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Got like these big pal marks.
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Oh no.
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Then you got some Big wounds.
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Ready?
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Do you love it?
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You love it.
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I think this one won.
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Thank you so much.
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I'm capable of actually crying, but that
really hurts.
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Okay.
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You know that, um... You know that dog
shock collar I have?
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Yeah, I've got it.
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You know, it's like my favorite thing to
use on my sleeve.
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Yes, you've got it.
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I'm kind of getting bored of it.
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Bored of it? Yeah, I found something
better.
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Oh, no.
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It's a lot more fun.
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No, okay.
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No, no, no.
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No, no, no.
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No, no, no.
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Should we put it in your deck?
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If you just shed one tear...
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Here's the one thing you can do to get
out of this.
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Do you wanna know?
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It rhymes with red and it's super soggy.
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So Taser or that?
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Does it make you pass out? I don't know.
I think so. I mean, I'm obviously going
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to be fucking terrified. It's going to
hurt. I don't know.
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But have you used it before?
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When I Googled it, it said that some
people die.
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Well, I'm probably not going to die,
but... You haven't used it?
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No.
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Really? Yeah. I'm so excited.
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Okay, okay, okay, okay.
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You're out of the table?
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Put your ass back to the camera. You're
fucking up my clip.
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I'm sorry, goddess.
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
goddess. Oh,
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god, that hurts so fucking much.
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I'm going to be such a baby.
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I'm sorry, goddess. I'm a baby.
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Sorry, goddess.
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How do you feel?
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I'm going to start with the shock collar
and see how I handle it.
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Wow, that weld is crazy.
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That part of my ass hurts.
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Stick it out.
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Stick it out.
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Oh my God.
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Tell me that you love me.
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I know.
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I could do anything I wanted to, huh?
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This is my little play thing.
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Good boy.
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I think you might start bleeding too.
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And if you bleed, then you're going to
have to look it up.
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Get closer to the pool.
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Yes,
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yes, yes.
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It is really gross.
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I've been fouled.
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So I'm just gonna make you eat this one.
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It's set to kill, that's it.
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This is for police officers.
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I shouldn't be using it.
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I don't want to go to jail just eating
bread.
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Swallow it, bitch. Swallow it. Do not
throw up.
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It's like I did my own fear factor test.
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Disgusting.
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Oh, God.
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Well,
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now the basketball is where you can
play.
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Don't. I hope you. Fucking. I hope you.
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Well,
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that's why it's over.
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Oh, God.
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I'm over it.
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I'm just going to take a little video.
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Oh, I don't know.
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It's not in there.
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Oh, that's so foul.
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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What
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did
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you think, Lurker? Did you like it?
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I know.
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Do you want to keep watching?
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Okay, we'll go send another 400.
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You're welcome.
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Bring it up.
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So, now I'm going to play the gadget.
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We're going to set up over here. Now the
table needs to come this way.
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There's actually two of them.
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I'm glad you didn't cry.
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You said you were going to do that. You
really never thought of it.
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I know. I thought I was drawing a hard
line that you would just respect.
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No.
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I'm not like a dungeon dom, you know. I
don't respect boundaries and hefty
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words. Oh my goodness, how fucked up is
my backside right now? You can go look
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at it in that mirror.
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That'll probably hurt, huh?
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