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It's going to start with this clip.

When it ends, you'll move on to another.

You won't even stop to think before you dive headfirst into the rabbit hole.

And you'll have no one to blame except, well, me.

You're welcome.

Yeah, it's in. Looks good.

Does it feel like when you get on a rollercoaster ride?

Oh, no.

Rollercoaster ride.

Look at

you.

So chained up.

Get your head out of the way of my photo.

What?

You said until you cried.

That's what we're going to do.

So this is the paddle that he made just for me, Mr.

Woodworker.

Come on.

Yes, goddess.

Are you so excited to see how it works?

Okay.

Say, please, goddess Jessica, please paddle my ass.

Please, goddess Jessica, please paddle my ass.

Oh, God, that hurts.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

What do you think, Slick?

Does it hurt? It hurts a lot.

That's what we wanted.

Yeah, your skin's all melted up. Oh, I

can

tell.

That's a nice solid squat.

Oh, you're so purple.

Switch to something better.

Okay.

Wow, your ass is so purple. It hurts a lot.

I can tell. I believe you.

Thank you, guys. Thank you, guys.

It must hurt real bad right there, huh?

It hurts really bad.

Look at your face.

Are you crying?

No, it doesn't look like you're crying yet.

No tears yet.

No, no, no, no, no.

You don't want to do it anymore?

You're making your thumb purple.

You're making your thumb purple.

I'm telling you, I know it's really bad.

Well, oh my god.

You want to do this fake whip you brought?

This will probably be better, right?

This is like a pretend whip that you brought me.

This other one I actually stole from him like two years ago, three years ago,

probably three. It's when I first moved to Denver.

It's my favorite.

It draws blood. No, I do because it looks like you're bleeding.

And then we'll just put a little bit of this on my Snapchat because my friend

thinks this is pretty funny.

Say hi.

Hi, friends. Hi, friends.

Anyone for Instagram because I promised I'd

show them something.

Stick your butt out.

Tell me it feels good.

It feels so good.

I feel like an artist.

You know, like you're my canvas.

I have like all these different brushes and every brush makes something else.

You know?

Got like these big pal marks.

Oh no.

Then you got some Big wounds.

Ready?

Do you love it?

You love it.

I think this one won.

Thank you so much.

I'm capable of actually crying, but that really hurts.

Okay.

You know that, um... You know that dog shock collar I have?

Yeah, I've got it.

You know, it's like my favorite thing to use on my sleeve.

Yes, you've got it.

I'm kind of getting bored of it.

Bored of it? Yeah, I found something better.

Oh, no.

It's a lot more fun.

No, okay.

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

Should we put it in your deck?

If you just shed one tear...

Here's the one thing you can do to get out of this.

Do you wanna know?

It rhymes with red and it's super soggy.

So Taser or that?

Does it make you pass out? I don't know. I think so. I mean, I'm obviously going

to be fucking terrified. It's going to hurt. I don't know.

But have you used it before?

When I Googled it, it said that some people die.

Well, I'm probably not going to die, but... You haven't used it?

No.

Really? Yeah. I'm so excited.

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

You're out of the table?

Put your ass back to the camera. You're fucking up my clip.

I'm sorry, goddess.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, goddess. Oh,

god, that hurts so fucking much.

I'm going to be such a baby.

I'm sorry, goddess. I'm a baby.

Sorry, goddess.

How do you feel?

I'm going to start with the shock collar and see how I handle it.

Wow, that weld is crazy.

That part of my ass hurts.

Stick it out.

Stick it out.

Oh my God.

Tell me that you love me.

I know.

I could do anything I wanted to, huh?

This is my little play thing.

Good boy.

I think you might start bleeding too.

And if you bleed, then you're going to have to look it up.

Get closer to the pool.

Yes,

yes, yes.

It is really gross.

I've been fouled.

So I'm just gonna make you eat this one.

It's set to kill, that's it.

This is for police officers.

I shouldn't be using it.

I don't want to go to jail just eating bread.

Swallow it, bitch. Swallow it. Do not throw up.

It's like I did my own fear factor test.

Disgusting.

Oh, God.

Well,

now the basketball is where you can play.

Don't. I hope you. Fucking. I hope you.

Well,

that's why it's over.

Oh, God.

I'm over it.

I'm just going to take a little video.

Oh, I don't know.

It's not in there.

Oh, that's so foul.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

What

did

you think, Lurker? Did you like it?

I know.

Do you want to keep watching?

Okay, we'll go send another 400.

You're welcome.

Bring it up.

So, now I'm going to play the gadget.

We're going to set up over here. Now the table needs to come this way.

There's actually two of them.

I'm glad you didn't cry.

You said you were going to do that. You really never thought of it.

I know. I thought I was drawing a hard line that you would just respect.

No.

I'm not like a dungeon dom, you know. I don't respect boundaries and hefty

words. Oh my goodness, how fucked up is my backside right now? You can go look

at it in that mirror.

That'll probably hurt, huh?