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That was super good, Mom.

I could go for some more.

Wow. You can have an amazing appetite.

Thanks, Mom.

Why? I'm so close to your age. I'm always going to try to be more skinny.

Now, let's get this together.

You went for heavy.

So, I am eating for two.

What do you mean?

You know what I mean.

Are you serious?

But who's the father?

Well, I'll give you a hint.

He's in this room.

What the hell have you been doing? What the hell are you thinking? What, are you

crazy? You!

Herbert! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Mom.

It's not him.

You got your stepsister pregnant?

You? Stop!

Ow!

Stop! Ow!

Ow! Stop!

You shouldn't think you can live with your mom.

Ow!

What is wrong with you?

My mom and dad were on the bed?

Yeah, they were pretty upset.

That was a pretty shitty thing you did to them.

Look,

there's no way fucking with y 'all.

Well yeah, and now they're mad.

I think it's true. I might as well blow a load on you if I'm gonna be accused.

Anytime you want it, you can get it.

If you don't do it now, you're never ever gonna get it again.

Are you fucking with me again?

What, are you scared?

Do you not even have a boner?

Are you not gonna do it?

Are you chicken?

Fine, I'll do it.

You can't get me pregnant if I'm already pregnant.

um um

you

Thank you.

It's so good.

Hmm.

I'm definitely pregnant now.

What are you talking about?

I made the whole thing up. Are you serious?