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So, Dan, this is my stepbrother Lex.

Great to finally meet you.

You too, bro. You really caught a good one here, you know?

Yeah, I'd like to think so.

You know, like, really.

You really caught a good one here, if you know what I mean.

Yeah.

What the fuck was that?

I don't know.

He's just weird. Just to forget him.

Stay right here, okay? I'll be right back.

Please, just let me explain.

How the fuck do you explain that?

Look, a while ago we were super horny, so we just came up with an agreement.

What?

Yeah, an agreement to help figure out when I'm not horny.

What the fuck, Sam?

I know it's dumb, but we figured, why not just use each other?

Oh yeah, let me introduce my stepbrother to masturbating. That's not bad at all.

Well, it's not like I use him anymore. I have you.

Then why are you still fucking him off?

Because if I just stopped, he'd probably do something crazy like tell our

parents.

Dude,

what the fuck?

Morning in the morning, bro. You know how it is.

So what did you want to do today?

I don't know.

Another movie's later if you want.

I think so. What do you want to go see?

I don't know what's out.

We can go and find out.

Yeah, we could do that. Maybe do a little bit of shopping.

Yeah, maybe get a new shirt.

Yeah, definitely go do that.

Maybe just walk around a little bit.

Maybe we could go check out the little puppy store that happened.

Whatever you want.

No good. So with 5 .36 to go in the third, the score is 4 -0, 26 -14.

Amen.

Oh.

Amen. Amen.

Amen.

Hey, Sam. Yeah?

This whole thing with your stepbrother, it's really fucking weird.

Yeah, I know.

It's just like... I don't know, it feels like he's made things really weird

between us.

Like, we don't even fuck anymore.

He's too busy using you all the time.

I'm not here now.

I don't know.

Come on.

What the fuck?

Hey bro, you gotta get used to sharing if you ever want to fuck her again.

There's no way he'd agree to that.

Babe?

Yeah.

Thank you.

um um

Yeah.

um um

All right.

Oh, my God.

There you go.

Take them both at once. There you go.

There you

go.

Take it all Take

it all

Good girl.

Get you.

Take it.

Thank you.

Nice.

Take the fucking double dick

Good girl. There you go. Good girl. Take that dick

What is that all about?

Get every fucking drop.

Oh, yeah.

With that architect. Get all that.

Yes.

Good

girl.

Yes.

I want

it.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Fuck, yeah. Holy fuck. Look at that load, yeah.

Oh.

Holy fuck.

Yeah.

Fuck, yeah. Oh, my God.

You're covering all that, though.