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He's the best big brother I could have ever asked for.

You know

how

much I hate it.

I can't stand it.

You should fear a tree.

It's hideous.

Well, my new stepdad's, like, super into it, so now my mom is too, I guess.

Because they're fucking.

No one should be having any Christmas fun this year.

I asked if I could get that new purse for Christmas, and they said it was too

expensive.

I know, can you believe that?

I know exactly what I'm gonna do about it.

I'm gonna steal Christmas.

How did you know?

Oh, hey, you weren't supposed to see this until Christmas morning. What are

doing with that?

Well, I know how much you want it, so I got Mom and Dad to chip in, and, well, I

paid for most of it.

Why?

Isn't it obvious?

I've got, like, a huge crush on you.

Really? Well, I mean, don't get me wrong, you're the worst best sister

I love your bratty attitude, and I just really wanted you to have a good

Christmas. Wow, that's actually really sweet.

Are you feeling the Christmas spirit now?

Did your heart just go three sizes?

No.

But my pussy got really wet.

And maybe I want to feel something else.

Seriously?

Mm -hmm.

Merry Christmas to me.

household.