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Hey, bro, what's up?

No, no, no, it's just me and my step -sister tonight.

No, no, everybody's done.

Yeah, I'm gonna do that thing we talked about.

Um, try it again.

I don't know, man.

It should work. I don't see why it wouldn't.

I mean, it worked online, right? Like, I don't see why it wouldn't.

No, no, I'm like, so I'm gonna do is put a movie on, and then she's gonna come

out, and then the whole pizza thing.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Nah, but I'll catch up with y 'all later.

I'll let you know how it goes, bro.

Thanks. Hell yeah.

That's definitely gonna work.

Oh, hello.

Hey, Parker.

What's going on?

What is that, pizza?

Yeah, I was gonna watch a movie, so I got some pizza.

The space one?

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, with the guy and the thing?

Yeah, the second one.

Hey, do you mind if I join you?

Yeah, you can join me.

Oh, sure.

Is this like the first one, or? The second one.

Oh, okay. Damn, you ate all the pizza.

Ew!

That's fucking gross. I'm gonna chop off my hand.

It's just a joke. Come on. Let me tell your dad.

Oh, wait. Let's not do that.

It's fucking weird, dog.

It's not that weird.

Like,

what? Come on.

Maybe this is a joke.

No, it's good. You're always doing shit like that. Like, you pass me in front of

your friends and you're like, look how fat her ass is. And then I caught you

other day in your room smelling my panties. You're a fucking weirdo. Like,

can't with you.

It's not weird. I mean, like, it's not that weird. It's not that weird.

It's not that weird. Do you feel yourself?

I mean, what? Like, no, I do those things. You're like my brother.

I'm deaf.

Like, we're not related.

It's like, come on, like, you're cute.

I mean, I mean, I guess I did kind of, like, felt nice, like, when I cried.

Fuck out of my face, bro, I can't with you, I can't, like.

Come on.

No, you know, I'm going to, don't touch me.

What the, oh my god.

Wait, did you say that the next day?

No, I didn't.

I'm pretty sure you just said it.

No, I didn't.

Yeah, you did.

No, I didn't.

Okay, and if I did, then forget about it. Whatever.

I'm not going to forget about it.

Come on, like, you said it out loud last day.

Maybe you want to see it?

Like, right now?

Yeah, why not?

Okay.

Holy shit. Can I touch it?

Sure. You want to?

Why? Are you so hard?

Do you take one of Dad's pills?

Maybe.

You're so thick.

So, what do you think?

It's like alright, I guess.

Oh. Earlier you could have liked it.

Whatever.

You want to try it?

Like, put it in your mouth?

I don't know.

Like, okay, what if our parents found out?

No one's coming. They went out for dinner. No one's coming home. No one's

to find out.

No,

you're my step -sister. It's fine.

Come on, you know you want to.

Okay.

Why does it taste like the pizza box?

I was waiting for you for a while.

Mm -hmm.

I got it from Mom.

Wow.

Oh my God.

Oh, I'm really happy I feel that tilt now.

Oh, my God.

I mean, our parents are going to be home for a while. You want to try that

thing?

What, you want to put some pizza in my box?

100%.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God, fuck.

Oh, my God, they're really stretching me out.

Oh, fuck.

I fucking love pizza.

I think I would have cheated on Brad sooner.

Park.

Fuck a pizza, right?

It was better anyway.

No pizza, just sausage.