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He's the best big brother I could have ever asked for.

I cannot spend any more time with you. Not at all.

Do you want a peanut butter and banana sandwich?

A what?

A peanut butter and banana sandwich.

What's a peanut butter and banana sandwich? Oh my gosh.

You've never had one? No.

That's so weirdo.

Hey. What are you guys doing?

We're just taking a break from studying.

It's been a really long day.

Why are you even here?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you guys studying? Come on. Biology.

Yeah. Why are you guys just being so mean?

I don't need you.

Hi.

How have you been?

You know what?

I'm probably a little bit better than banana sandwich.

Yeah. Are you going to teach me biology?

Of course.

I'm the best subject.

Hey.

Hey.

You still don't know how to cook?

Don't be such a dick. It was funny.

You really need to make your own friends, okay?

He could be our friend. He could be our real nice friend.

What are you guys doing over there?

Nothing. Nothing, you know.

Simply just hanging out. I don't want to be able to see everything we're doing.

Then why are you guys sitting so close to each other? The chairs were already

like... Really?

Yeah.

Hey. Hey.

What the fuck do you think you're doing? What the fuck is wrong, Avi?

Did you even come over here to study? Of course I did.

Are you even my friend? Of course I'm your friend. Why are you acting like

Oh, hell no. Get the fuck out of my face. What are you doing?

It was nice seeing you. Call me.

Why are you always fucking with my friend?

She was fucking with me.

No, she wasn't, Jackson. You're not special.

Yeah, she pulled my dick out of my pants.

She was not going to fuck you, though.

She always teases the guys at school.

That's like her thing.

Oh, fucking hell.

See, now it's starting to hurt.

It's starting to hurt? Yeah. What do you mean?

Blue balls.

There's no such thing.

Yes, huh?

No. Yeah?

That's just a way for guys to get fucked. Like, I'm not an idiot.

No, they are really hurting.

Oh, fucking hell.

What? They're really hurting?

Yeah, look at my balls. They're starting to get sore. Look at them puffing up.

Yeah, it is. Look it.

You can't see?

So, does that hurt?

Yeah, it hurts. Come on.

Like, like that hurts?

Yeah.

Really? Really.

Aw.

Like, I kind of feel bad now.

Well, you know, there's always a way you can help.

How can I help?

Well, you know, she was giving me a handy.

But I'm your... You're my step -sister, you're right.

Come on, just so it doesn't hurt anymore.

You don't want me to be in pain, right?

No, okay.

See?

Much better.

I mean, is this really helping, though?

Oh, so much less tension.

Oh my gosh, my sister.

My stepsister, you know that?

No.

I feel like...

Maybe you could use your mouth.

I don't know about that.

I mean, she's going to go the whole way.

No, she wasn't.

I think she was.

I mean, if it'll help.

Oh, no. So much. Come on.

I can't believe we're doing this.

Why? You're helping your brother out.

You're not going to tell mom and dad though.

They can't find out.

You know, you might be better than your friends.

I mean, she never puts up anyway.

She's just a tease, like I was telling you.

I didn't feel anything.

My posture is so much better.

I think you're starting to enjoy this.

Shut up.

No, I'm serious.

I think, uh, you know what would help me out even more?

What?

Well, uh, you know, go the whole way.

Come on, look at you, you're having fun.

Come on, no one will know.

Just be having some fun.

Okay, just one time.

Of course.

But make it quick, okay?

Of course.

Come on.

You fill them all. They're ready to explode.

Tell anybody, right?

Of course.

You better not.

Oh, my God.

You're such a big comic.

See, I knew I was special. That's why your friend likes me.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, my green hair.

Yeah, right there.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Oh, yes.

Look at that. I think you're enjoying it.

Oh, so much better.

You know, they feel like you're definitely taking the blood out of them.

Oh my gosh, look at this. I can't, I feel so good.

Mm -hmm.

Yes.

You felt the balls down there? Mm -hmm.

Just try to help them out.

Yeah. Yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah, I do.

Oh yes.

I love you.

Look at you.

There we go.

Yes. Yes.

Oh,

yes. Oh,

yes.

Oh, wow.

That's wonderful.

I'm happy.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Yes.

There you go.

Thank you.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Yes, it does.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh,

yes. Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes, right there.

Ah, yes.

Feel better now?

Oh, yes.

Now, you're not going to tell anybody about this, right?

Well, of course not.

You better not.

And no more fucking my friends, okay?

What? Deal?

Okay.