Original subtitles

Survival Club!

To mark the full Sabagebu blu-ray series going on sale!

King game!

What is this all of a sudden?

Subtitled by AMC Secretary Grady

Ah, it's that.

King game

All 6 volumes of Sabagebu have been released.

It's fan service to the heroes of the series

To let us release all these blu-rays in these dark economic times...

We can't go without thanking you!

But, there are people who just bought the last one but not the rest right?

Normally you don't do that though...

If you're a fan, it's only natural that you buy the whole set of the thing you like.

For me, I definitely bought all the volumes for the anime I like.

In order to raise its points, I get every special item and box set.

So, Sonokawa

Believe in Otaku

Otaku are terrifying!

So, today you might have a chance to be as insolent as you like.

It doesn't matter how impossible the thing you ask,

Because this is the final one.

I love the directness.

But, I don't hate that attitude either.

Who's the king?

It's me.

The club president first off?

What kind of order will you give?

Well yeah, there's no line to cross.

Let's go with something easy first,

Number 3!

Oh, it seems that's me.

Until the second game is over,

Swap voices with number 5.

Oh, even though we don't have a fifth person?

Wait, my voice

Yes! I'm number 5!

Why is even the narrator participating in the game!?

The narrator will join in the absurdity,

This is Sabagebu!

Waah, Momoka!

Your voice is booming, deep and scary

Break down...

Who's the king?

Next is me.

Kayo? I don't have any idea what order you might give us.

I'm faithful to the otaku fundamentals,

So I'll have you do the Pozzie game

Perish the thought if you thought this was P☓☓ky

It's Pozzie!

I've been waiting for this one!

Doing Pozzie game with Momoka!

So Number 1 and Number 4, please go ahead.

Oh, I'm number 1.

Number 4 is me.

Noooo!

Ok, let's start.

Oh, you've both got a lot of spirit!

Isn't it about time you broke it Sonokawa?

Likewise for you, Club President.

Nooo, Momoka's lips are,

Please, won't you break already!

That's impossible, Miou hates to lose.

And Momoka's continuing to eat it up.

*Pop*

What is this, the person I love in front of me,

Even though they're kissing someone other than me...

I'm really excited by this!

Something new awakened in Urara

Blech, that was kinda gross.

Sonokawa,

Uh, w-what is it?

You,

You've got a nose hair coming out.

Shut up!

Are you really the protagonist of a shoujo manga!?

Ah, my voice is better!

Since voices have returned to their owners,

Let's go to the next game.

Who's the king?

It's me.

Two in a row, nice, nice.

Number 3, go and get this for me.

Let's see...

Nice work.

Do you want to die!?

Who's the king?

It's finally come!

Let's see, what will I have you do?

The one who least should be the king...

It certainly seems like somethings about to happen.

Momoka, I'm Number 1!

Number 1 is Urara!

Hey, hey...

Let's see, everyone get on your knees,

Begin worshipping me!

Everyone...

Something happened after all...

If it's everyone, then I have to participate too.

You don't need to!

So, everyone, get on your knees...

You're the richest person in the world...

You're the smartest person in the world...

You're the most sadistic person in the world...

You have the best body in the world!

I'm not!

Why are you doing this?

This is the last service! Don't avert your eyes!

Who's the king?

Oh, it's my turn now.

I'll put out a really tough order!

Haha, I can't imagine what a tough order is from you Maya.

Don't underestimate me...

Number 3,

Give my shoulders a massage!

Ah, how relaxing.

Ah, my shoulders were really stiff.

Uh, just this?

Are you stupid, it's being used,

What do you think, tough isn't it?

Ah... How relaxing.

Ah, this is paradise.

Read the atmosphere of the game...

Who's the king?

I did it!

All the conditions I needed are finally fulfilled!

With this, I'm able to do this and that with Momoka.

But, the chance of picking Momoka is only 1/4...

Then it's still fine,

Ordering everyone to do this and that...

Is something I can't do!

I can't betray my love for Momoka, I'll believe...

With the love between us, a miracle will happen!

The extremely intensely burning phase will begin!

Number 2! Momoka!

KISS ME PLEASE

I've got it,

But, it's embarrassing, so can you close your eyes?

I don't mind,

Momoka's lips, that was the best!

Who's the king?

It looks like I'm the last one.

You always get the best part Miou.

So, what order are you giving us? I'm ready for it.

What great fortitude.

So,

After all, at the end, let's do it like the survival club!

Who ever beats me can have my King rights!

Sounds good to me.

I'll make you all bow before me again!

I want to teach you how fun cosplay can be!

I'll make you see Momoka and I climb the stairs to adulthood!

I guess I might have you massage my feet next.

Shut up, massage your breasts.

Why??

It's time for an enjoyable survival game!

For the Television anime and OVAs, this is the end, but

The girls will continue to go crazy without worry from now on.

Yes! This is Sabagebu!