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And Then There Were Five

It's beautiful!

Hello, all of you who bought the Sabagebu bluray—

I mean, hello, all you wonderful people!

Would you believe it? We're headed for the president's summer home!

I've heard a lot about this place we're gonna be vacationing at.

This is gonna be a-we-some!

Our special training camp starts now, people.

Whoo!

Damn, I knew it!

Uh-huh!

I think the viewers guessed it, too!

So high!

Survival game crap even on vacation?

Sonokawa, you won't be needing your gun today.

Huh?

What're we gonna be doing without guns?

Today we are undergoing special training to hone our minds and bodies.

Aw...

Sounds boring and irritating.

Everyone knows you shouldn't waste calories on fancy moves when training.

D-Don't get the wrong idea, now!

We certainly aren't cutting any survival game scenes to give the animators a break!

Momoka-sama's panties!

Momoka-sama's stuff is—

What are you, a kid on her first vacation?

All right. If you're done changing, follow me.

Take it all in!

I had this special training course constructed just for today!

I was expecting something like this to happen.

But why the hell are we in school swimsuits?

I don't wanna wear this ugly thing outside of school too!

Like you have someone to be pretty for.

Mind your own business!

Ow!

Of all things to complain about.

Drink this in!

This specialization in functionality!

It reigns in all extruding parts!

A Renaissance piece in the aesthetics of thinness!

Is there a more fitting fashion for water training?

Yeah, yeah!

And in an emergency we can go to the bathroom just like this!

Whoa! Keep it family friendly!

Yes.

The functionality of old-style swimsuits was never meant to facilitate doing one's business freely.

It is said they were designed to pass water through them

and decrease the swimmer's resistance.

Why are we even talking about school swimsuits?

It's common knowledge among cosplayers.

Because those people are real "common".

Your objective is to clear the many stages and reach the goal.

It's like an obstacle course. How fun!

Not bad at all.

I could swear I've seen this on TV before.

Me too.

As such, this survival game training course is named Sarutobi!

They totally ripped off Sasuke!

Now, after me!

Fine, fine.

Oh dear!

I regret nothing!

One, two, dive!

Huh? It's just a regular pool?

What? A pool of eels?

Help!

The eels!

The eels!

No!

Don't bite there!

Help!

Hey!

Wait!

No!

What did you say?

Our camera work's sneaky-sneaky?

But of course! This is an OVA!

Thank you for your purchase.

Okay, the goal's close now.

Whatever. Let's just get this over with.

Agreed.

Wait for me!

This island feels kinda rough.

And warm.

Like it's alive, huh?

No way. That's not possible.

This reminds me of the myth, the Hare of Inaba.

Huh?

Allow me to quickly explain.

Long, long ago there was a white hare that wanted to cross the sea.

Hold the phone! Why am I playing the white hare?

The white hare conned the dragons living in the sea in order to cross over using their backs.

But!

Dorks!

Y'all got played!

The white hare exposed its lies on the back of the last dragon,

who then ripped the hare's fur off.

Maya-san's the one who's supposed to get stripped!

You're so mean!

E-Even Miou-sama wouldn't cross that line...

Besides, these clearly aren't dragons.

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Good grief.

You all sure like to run your mouths.

Who would prepare dragons as obstacles?

Yeah, what was I thinking?

I got sharks, of course!

Good, good! Sharks are—

What?!

In the Hare of Inaba, the word “shark” is often mistranslated as “dragon”.

See? Real sharks!

That's just as bad!

Actually, on TV the other day—

Just stop talking!

H-How can they survive outside of salt water?

Sharks are one of the only fish species that can live in both salt and fresh water.

Some have been reported getting stuck in rivers and lakes.

They just won't die!

Maya-san!

This is our chance to escape.

The sharks are bound to love chomping on her naughty body.

Stepping on the corpse of a friend to survive!

That's my Momoka-sama!

We'll never forget you, Maya-san.

I'm not dead yet!

Whew! Safe—

Huh?

Why me?

Why me?

What is this, an 80's comic strip?

Seriously, mind your own business!

Good job, girls.

I'm filled with pride that you made it here without losing a single member.

Miou!

Stop that, you're making me blush!

Uh, we literally just lost s—

More importantly, President, how do we get back?

They look like they're sharpening their teeth for lunch.

Sonokawa, have you forgotten what we are?

Huh?

Open your ears!

We are the unstoppable Survival Game Club!

With guns, even the impossible is possible for us!

Even when surrounded by sharks!

Uh, what guns?

What will be the fate of Momoka and the girls?

Where did Urara disappear to under the water?

To be continued in Sabagebu! Special Mission 2! Not!

Jeepers, you scared me!

This is really, really, really, really just in their imaginations!

Their imaginations.

Right?

Right, Director?

Get to surviving!

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Nothing beats the rush of nearly escaping defeat

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jigoku ni hotoke no kaikan sa

Scream and let it all out

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pii te iku paa te iku

The moment you open your mouth, out comes

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kuchi hiraita shunkan ni

"No hit! No hit! Play again! No hit!"

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doubt doubt mou icchou doubt

It's survival by any means

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Scream and let it all out

zenshin (touch and go)

"touch and go"

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The hell do you mean,

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"Welcome. Now bye-bye"?

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"kangei desu yo, ja bye bye"

What's this

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nan nanda yo

"All things under God"?

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"shinra banshou"

The meaning of life

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sonzai no teigi wa

is whatever we want it to be

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ware ga omoeba iin desho

That's a fallacy!

herikutsu jan

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Really?

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What's the point of

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jaa dousurun da

calling the shy ogre?

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"tereya no onisan yonjatte"

What's the point to your shouting?

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dousurunda yo

"katsu"

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See, I really love

jitsu wa daisuki

Really really love scaring people

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bikkuri suru no ga daisuki

Yup, yup, yup, yup

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hai hai hai hai

Which side do you choose?

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kimi wa docchi wo erabun da

The losers or the winners?

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yaru ka soretomo yarareru ka

If you're not sure, we don't want you

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ayafuya nante iranai yo

You're shaking like a leaf

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shiro kuro shiro kuro

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Get addicted to winning!

tsuke mania

No, no, no, no pity ever

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dame dame dame amaeruna

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That's right, that's right, you're your own worst enemy

sou da sou da onore ga enemy

No, no, no, don't be happy

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dame dame dame yorokobuna

We're kinda similar but don't tell anyone

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igai to ki ga au naisho nan da

Scream and let it all out

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pii te iku paa te iku

The bird and the ogre are holding hands

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torisan mo onisan mo te tsunagun da ze

And dancing together

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issho ni mawareba

Scream and let it all out

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pii te iku paa te iku

You and I are holding hands

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kimisan mo oresan mo te tsunagun da ze

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Now together

sorekara

Forward march!

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zen jibun zenshin

I can't wait

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matterarenai

Forward march!

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zen jibun zenshin

I can't wait

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matterarenai

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