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This is pretty much
what's happened so far.
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Ross was in love
with Rachel since forever.
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Every time he tried to tell her,
something got in the way...
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...like cats, Italian guys.
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And finally, Chandler was,
like, "Forget about her."
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When Ross was in China, Chandler
let it slip that Ross loved Rachel.
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She was, like, "Oh, my God!"
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So she went to the airport to meet him.
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She didn't know Ross was getting
off the plane with another woman.
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That's pretty much everything
you need to know.
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But enough about us.
How have you been?
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The One With Ross' New Girlfriend
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www.nieco.com
text nieco nieco
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Flight number 457
from Beijing now arriving.
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God!
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Excuse me.
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Move, move, move!
Emergency, please!
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Excuse me, excuse me.
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There you are!
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So, so...
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How was China? You!
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It was great.
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What happened?
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- You're bleeding.
- I am?
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Oh, look at that! Yes, I am.
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Enough about me,
Mr. Back From The Orient!
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Come on, I wanna hear everything!
Everything!
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Well, where do I start?
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This is Julie.
Julie, this is Rachel.
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These are...
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These are...
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...aren't for you.
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These are for you.
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Welcome to our country.
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Thank you. I'm from New York.
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No problem. We'll use them
to stop the bleeding.
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Baggage claim?
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She went to the airport, and
she's gonna go for it with Ross.
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Oh, my God! This is huge!
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This is bigger than huge.
This is...
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All right, what's bigger than huge?
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This?
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Guys, you got new haircuts!
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Yes, we did.
Thanks to Vidal Buffay.
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Because, you know, "If you don't
look good, we don't look good."
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I love that voice!
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And the winner is Ava Gardner!
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You guys!
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Airport. Airport. Ross.
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Not alone.
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Julie.
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Arm around her!
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Cramp! Cramp! Cramp!
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I think she's trying
to tell us something.
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Quick, get the verbs.
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You! You!
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You said he liked me!
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You!
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You slowpokes!
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That's all right.
We got the bags.
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This is my sister, Monica.
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This is Chandler.
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Phoebe, hi.
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Joey.
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Everyone, this is Julie.
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Julie.
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But I'm not here,
you haven't met me.
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I'll make a better impression when
I don't have 20 hours of plane on me.
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- And bus.
- Oh, my God!
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- With the screaming guy...
- And the spitting.
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You gotta hear this story.
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We're on this bus
that's 200 years old.
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Two hundred, at least.
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And the chicken poops in her lap!
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I'm so sorry.
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I just gave away the ending, didn't I?
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I just heard this story in the cab...
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...and it is all I can think about.
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This is amazing.
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How did this happen?
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We were in grad school together.
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We haven't seen each other since then.
I land in China...
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...guess who's in charge of the dig?
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Julie!
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Isn't that great?
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Isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch,
spit-on-your-neck fantastic?
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It's an expression.
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We just wanted to say a quick hi.
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- Then we'll see the baby.
- Then get some sleep.
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It's 6:00 tomorrow night, our time.
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Don't tell us what's gonna happen.
I like being surprised.
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Bye!
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- Can I get some coffee?
- Sure.
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- Did you talk to him yet?
- No.
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Then, no.
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What the hell happened to you in China?
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When last we left you,
you were in love with, you know.
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I know I was.
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But there was always this voice
inside that kept saying:
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"It's never gonna happen. Move on."
You know whose voice that was?
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God?
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It was you, pal.
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Maybe it was God doing me.
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Aside from being almighty,
he's a wiz of voices.
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You were right. She looks at me
and sees a friend. That's all.
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And then I met Julie...
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...and we're having a great time.
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I never would have gone for it,
if it hadn't been for you.
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Well, you owe me one, big guy.
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Your lemonade.
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I didn't order it.
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Then go take that back.
They'll charge you for that.
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Go, go, go! Come on, come on!
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So what did you find out?
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He said...
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He said...
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They're having a great time.
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I'm sorry.
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But the silver lining,
if you wanna see it...
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...is that he made this decision
all by himself...
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...without any outside help whatsoever.
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How is that a silver lining?
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You have to really wanna see it.
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Ironically, these guys
were picked last in gym.
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Hey, Pheebs.
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You know what I'm thinking?
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How...
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...it's been so long
since you've had sex...
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...you're wondering
if they've changed it?
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Not even close?
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No. Although now
that's what I'm thinking.
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So what were you thinking?
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You gave the guys great haircuts.
I thought you'd like to do mine.
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No.
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Why not?
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Because I'm just...
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I'm incredibly anal and
an unbelievable control freak.
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No, you're not.
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I know I'm not, but you are.
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I was trying to spare your feelings.
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Hold on.
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Ross, Julie for you.
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Excuse me.
Who gave her our phone number?
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Okay, well, who had the motive?
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Was it the actor?
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The chef? The masseuse?
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Or was it the guy who's dating her?
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Guy who's dating her.
Guy who's dating her.
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Anybody know a good tailor?
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You need clothes altered?
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No, I'm just looking for a man
to draw on me with chalk.
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Go see Frankie. My family's
been going to him forever.
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He did my first suit when I was 15.
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No, wait, 16.
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No, excuse me, 15.
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All right, when was 1990?
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You have to stop the Q-Tip
when there's resistance!
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Sweetheart, I'll see you later.
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Okay, bye.
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That is so sweet.
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Okay. No, you hang up.
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No, you...
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One, two, three.
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You didn't hang up either.
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She didn't hang up.
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No, you hang up.
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You. You.
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Sorry, I thought
you were talking to me.
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Rachel.
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I'll just call her back.
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Hi, sweetie. I'm sorry.
We got disconnected.
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No, you hang up.
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How did this happen to me?
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A week ago, two weeks ago, I was fine.
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Ross was just Ross. Just this guy.
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Now all of a sudden, he's Ross...
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...this really great guy
that I can't have.
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Sweetie, I wanted you to have him too.
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I know you did.
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You want to hit Chandler again?
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I'm just gonna deal with it.
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I gotta get out of here!
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I don't care what you guys say,
something's bothering her.
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You know, I think I was 16.
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You know, I think I don't care.
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Please, just a little bit off the back.
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I'm still on "no."
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Morning.
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Could you close your eyes for a sec?
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No, no, no. I'm not
falling for that again.
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What's going on?
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I sort of did a stupid thing last night.
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What stupid thing did you do?
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Paolo, now you've seen everybody
and, better yet, they've all seen you.
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How did this happen?
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I kind of ran into him last night.
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- Where?
- At his apartment.
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Is this juice?
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And the fact that you dumped him
because he hit on Phoebe?
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Oh, God, I know.
I'm pathetic, I'm a loser.
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Honey, you're not pathetic.
You're just sad.
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People do stupid things
when they're upset.
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My God, if I had a nickel
for every guy I wish I hadn't...
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But this is about your horrible mistake.
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Sorry we're late.
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We were...
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Well, there was touching.
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Hey, Ross!
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What a...
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What are you doing here?
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I do Raquel!
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So he's back?
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Yeah, he's back.
Is that a problem?
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No, not a problem.
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Good. Glad it's not a problem.
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You're gonna have to not touch my ass.
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Despite the yummy bagels
and palpable tension...
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...my pants need to be altered.
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When you see Frankie,
tell him Joey Tribbiani says hello.
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He'll know what it means.
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You sure he'll crack that code?
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It's funny. The last time Paolo
was here, my hair was so much cuter.
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All right.
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But you have to promise that you
will not be all controlly and bossy...
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...and all Monica about it.
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I promise.
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All right, let's see.
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Now, some of you are gonna get cut
and some of you aren't.
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But I promise, none of you
will feel a thing.
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- That's it. I quit.
- What? I didn't say anything!
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But this isn't the face of
a person who trusts a person.
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This is the face of
a person who, you know...
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...doesn't trust a person.
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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It's just a little shorter
than what we had discussed.
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Would you relax?
I know what I am doing.
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This is how he wears it.
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How who wears it?
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Demi Moore.
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Demi Moore is not a "he."
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Well, he was a "he"
in Arthur and in 10.
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That's Dudley Moore!
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I said I wanted it like Demi Moore!
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, God!
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Oh, my God! I'm sorry!
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Which one is Demi Moore?
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She's the actress that was in
Disclosure, Indecent Proposal, Ghost!
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She's got gorgeous hair.
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I know!
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That's why I wanted to look like her!
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- You know, my mom's dead.
- Oh, my God!
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Well, this is what my butt
must looks like to a fly.
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How long do you want the cuffs?
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At least as long as I have the pants.
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I just got that.
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Now we'll do your inseam.
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How is she?
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It's too soon to tell.
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She's resting, which is a good sign.
262
00:16:41,657 --> 00:16:42,866
How's the hair?
263
00:16:43,117 --> 00:16:47,704
I'm not gonna lie to you.
It doesn't look good.
264
00:16:49,989 --> 00:16:53,778
- And there's nothing you can do?
- At this point, it's a waiting game.
265
00:16:56,122 --> 00:17:00,876
I put a clip on one side, which seems
to have stopped the curling.
266
00:17:01,127 --> 00:17:02,586
Can we see her?
267
00:17:02,837 --> 00:17:06,090
Your hair looks too good.
It'd upset her.
268
00:17:06,340 --> 00:17:09,093
Ross, you come on in.
269
00:17:15,433 --> 00:17:16,809
Well, how you doing?
270
00:17:17,059 --> 00:17:17,893
I'm okay.
271
00:17:18,144 --> 00:17:20,646
That bad, huh?
272
00:17:20,729 --> 00:17:24,191
Look, I can sense when women
are depressed and vulnerable.
273
00:17:24,442 --> 00:17:27,528
It's one of my gifts.
274
00:17:31,323 --> 00:17:35,035
Joey, when I saw him
get off that plane with her...
275
00:17:35,286 --> 00:17:38,414
...I really thought
I just hit rock bottom.
276
00:17:38,664 --> 00:17:42,042
But today, it's like
there's rock bottom...
277
00:17:42,293 --> 00:17:44,211
...50 feet of crap...
278
00:17:44,462 --> 00:17:46,964
...then me.
279
00:17:47,214 --> 00:17:48,799
Tell Ross how you feel.
280
00:17:49,049 --> 00:17:52,052
Come on, how can I just tell him?
What about Julie?
281
00:17:52,303 --> 00:17:55,264
What about her? They've only
been going out for two weeks.
282
00:17:55,514 --> 00:17:59,226
Ross has been in love
with you for 10 years.
283
00:17:59,477 --> 00:18:02,063
I don't know. I don't know.
284
00:18:02,313 --> 00:18:05,024
I've been with my share of women.
285
00:18:05,274 --> 00:18:08,903
I've been with a lot
of people's share of women.
286
00:18:09,153 --> 00:18:10,863
But the point is...
287
00:18:11,113 --> 00:18:16,619
...I've never felt about anyone
the way Ross felt about you.
288
00:18:17,369 --> 00:18:20,164
Really?
289
00:18:25,336 --> 00:18:28,589
Yo, paisan!
290
00:18:29,757 --> 00:18:33,302
Can I talk to you for a sec?
291
00:18:35,179 --> 00:18:36,722
Your tailor...
292
00:18:36,972 --> 00:18:40,851
...is a very bad man!
293
00:18:41,435 --> 00:18:42,937
What are you talking about?
294
00:18:43,187 --> 00:18:46,649
Hey, what's going on?
295
00:18:49,985 --> 00:18:52,905
Joey's tailor...
296
00:18:55,199 --> 00:18:58,327
...took advantage of me.
297
00:18:59,286 --> 00:19:02,415
No way! I've been going
to the guy for 12 years.
298
00:19:02,665 --> 00:19:04,709
He said he was gonna do my inseam.
299
00:19:04,959 --> 00:19:08,629
Then he ran his hand up my leg
and then there was definite...
300
00:19:08,879 --> 00:19:10,548
What?
301
00:19:10,798 --> 00:19:13,968
Cupping.
302
00:19:15,386 --> 00:19:19,598
That's how they do pants!
303
00:19:19,598 --> 00:19:22,143
First they go up one side,
they move it over.
304
00:19:22,393 --> 00:19:27,982
Then they go up the other side,
move it back, then they do the rear.
305
00:19:29,191 --> 00:19:32,236
Ross, tell him. Isn't that
how a tailor measures pants?
306
00:19:32,486 --> 00:19:36,115
Yes, yes, it is.
In prison!
307
00:19:41,704 --> 00:19:43,706
What's the matter with you?
308
00:19:43,956 --> 00:19:46,500
What?
309
00:19:48,544 --> 00:19:50,921
That's not?
310
00:19:55,801 --> 00:19:58,721
Oh, my God!
311
00:20:00,646 --> 00:20:02,632
I'll put on a pot of coffee.
312
00:20:09,727 --> 00:20:13,773
Even Mary Tyler Moore
would've been better.
313
00:20:14,194 --> 00:20:17,382
Come on. It's not that bad.
You never know.
314
00:20:18,563 --> 00:20:20,273
Bell-bottoms came back in.
315
00:20:21,932 --> 00:20:23,559
I like it.
316
00:20:23,809 --> 00:20:26,812
I do. I think it's a 10!
317
00:20:28,730 --> 00:20:29,857
Thank you.
318
00:20:30,107 --> 00:20:31,608
My hair is very amused.
319
00:20:31,859 --> 00:20:34,653
Come on, things could be worse.
320
00:20:34,903 --> 00:20:39,658
You could "get caught between
the moon and New York City.
321
00:20:40,158 --> 00:20:43,495
I know it's crazy, but it's true."
322
00:20:44,872 --> 00:20:46,331
Thank you.
323
00:20:46,582 --> 00:20:48,792
Well, I gotta go. Bye.
324
00:20:49,042 --> 00:20:50,127
Bye, Rach!
325
00:20:50,377 --> 00:20:51,920
Wait, are you leaving?
326
00:20:52,171 --> 00:20:54,673
That's what I meant by "bye."
327
00:20:54,923 --> 00:20:58,510
Can I talk to you for a sec?
328
00:21:00,846 --> 00:21:04,433
When the doctor does
that hernia test...
329
00:21:04,683 --> 00:21:07,769
That's okay.
330
00:21:10,349 --> 00:21:12,070
If your mechanic does it...
331
00:21:17,130 --> 00:21:19,549
What's going on?
332
00:21:19,924 --> 00:21:23,428
Well, okay, first of all...
333
00:21:23,678 --> 00:21:26,347
...Paolo and I are not back together.
334
00:21:26,598 --> 00:21:28,600
That was a stupid thing I did.
335
00:21:28,850 --> 00:21:31,895
If I could go back in time
and do it again...
336
00:21:32,145 --> 00:21:35,690
...well, I wouldn't.
337
00:21:37,150 --> 00:21:39,152
Second of all...
338
00:21:39,402 --> 00:21:41,905
What?
339
00:21:43,448 --> 00:21:47,202
Is this one of those things
where you break up with a guy...
340
00:21:47,452 --> 00:21:48,828
...I tell you what I think...
341
00:21:49,078 --> 00:21:51,539
...and the next day
you get back together with him...
342
00:21:51,789 --> 00:21:55,585
...and I look like
a complete idiot?
343
00:21:56,336 --> 00:21:59,505
Well, then, I think the guy's scum.
344
00:21:59,756 --> 00:22:04,302
I hate him. I mean, I actually...
I physically hate him.
345
00:22:04,552 --> 00:22:05,720
I always have.
346
00:22:05,970 --> 00:22:10,558
And you are way too good
to be with a guy like that.
347
00:22:10,808 --> 00:22:12,227
Really?
348
00:22:12,477 --> 00:22:15,271
You deserve to be with someone
who appreciates you...
349
00:22:15,522 --> 00:22:17,440
...and who gets how funny...
350
00:22:17,690 --> 00:22:20,193
...and sweet and amazing...
351
00:22:20,443 --> 00:22:23,446
...and adorable and sexy you are.
352
00:22:23,696 --> 00:22:27,325
You know? Someone who wakes up
every morning thinking:
353
00:22:27,575 --> 00:22:31,120
"Oh, my God. I'm with Rachel!"
354
00:22:31,371 --> 00:22:34,332
You know? Someone
who makes you feel good.
355
00:22:34,582 --> 00:22:38,169
Like the way I do with Julie.
356
00:22:42,382 --> 00:22:46,386
Was there a "second of all"?
357
00:22:50,515 --> 00:22:55,228
No, I think that was the whole "all."
358
00:22:55,854 --> 00:22:58,565
I gotta go.
359
00:22:58,940 --> 00:23:01,734
Thanks.
360
00:23:07,824 --> 00:23:09,659
No, I swear to God, Dad!
361
00:23:09,909 --> 00:23:13,538
That's not how they measure pants!
362
00:23:19,152 --> 00:23:22,698
I was thinking of doing it shorter,
like Andie MacDowell's haircut.
363
00:23:22,948 --> 00:23:25,325
- Yeah, I could do that.
- Really?
364
00:23:25,576 --> 00:23:28,912
- You wanna do it now?
- Great!
365
00:23:29,871 --> 00:23:32,040
See you.
366
00:23:32,291 --> 00:23:34,960
I just wanna make
really sure this time.
367
00:23:35,210 --> 00:23:40,424
Andie MacDowell is the girl from
Four Weddings and a Funeral, right?
368
00:23:40,674 --> 00:23:43,218
No.
369
00:23:45,262 --> 00:23:48,140
That's Roddy McDowall.
370
00:23:48,390 --> 00:23:53,103
Andie MacDowell is the guy
from Planet of the Apes.
371
00:23:54,563 --> 00:23:58,025
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
372
00:23:59,305 --> 00:24:05,780
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