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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:25,108 --> 00:00:28,600 CARTER [IN VOICE OVER]: Edward Perriman Cole died in May. 2 00:00:29,145 --> 00:00:34,082 It was a Sunday afternoon, and there wasn't a cloud in the sky. 3 00:00:35,318 --> 00:00:39,448 It's difficult to understand the sum of a person's life. 4 00:00:39,622 --> 00:00:43,581 Some people will tell you it's measured by the ones left behind. 5 00:00:44,294 --> 00:00:47,195 Some believe it can be measured in faith. 6 00:00:47,764 --> 00:00:49,994 Some say by love. 7 00:00:50,767 --> 00:00:54,396 Other folks say life has no meaning at all. 8 00:00:54,971 --> 00:00:56,495 Me? 9 00:00:57,207 --> 00:00:59,038 I believe that you measure yourself... 10 00:00:59,209 --> 00:01:02,269 ... by the people who measured themselves by you. 11 00:01:03,179 --> 00:01:06,979 What I can tell you for sure is that, by any measure... 12 00:01:07,150 --> 00:01:10,813 ... Edward Cole lived more in his last days on Earth... 13 00:01:10,987 --> 00:01:14,423 ... than most people manage to wring out of a lifetime. 14 00:01:15,191 --> 00:01:19,150 I know that when he died, his eyes were closed... 15 00:01:19,329 --> 00:01:21,456 ... and his heart was open. 16 00:01:28,438 --> 00:01:32,875 MAN 1: " Name the five presidents whose last names begin with the letter H." 17 00:01:33,042 --> 00:01:34,509 H? 18 00:01:34,978 --> 00:01:39,176 Warren G. Harding, Rutherford B. Hayes, Herbert Hoover... 19 00:01:39,382 --> 00:01:43,546 ...and the two Harrisons, Benjamin and William Henry. 20 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:44,744 Ah. 21 00:01:44,954 --> 00:01:46,751 Thought I'd get you with the double Harrisons. 22 00:01:46,956 --> 00:01:48,583 CARTER: Ha-ha-ha. - You're sick, you know? 23 00:01:48,758 --> 00:01:51,955 You think that's sick, can you name their wives? 24 00:01:52,162 --> 00:01:54,562 - No. - Neither can I. 25 00:01:55,031 --> 00:01:56,828 MAN 2: Yo, Cartey-car! CARTER: Yo! 26 00:01:57,033 --> 00:01:59,228 - When they need the Camaro, man? - Yesterday. 27 00:01:59,402 --> 00:02:00,426 MAN 2: Huh? 28 00:02:00,603 --> 00:02:02,833 - All right, I got one for you. CARTER: All right. 29 00:02:03,006 --> 00:02:05,201 Who invented the radio? 30 00:02:06,843 --> 00:02:07,935 Ah. 31 00:02:08,111 --> 00:02:09,237 That's a hard one. 32 00:02:09,412 --> 00:02:11,846 - What do you know, I finally got you. CARTER: No. 33 00:02:12,015 --> 00:02:14,916 I don't know if you want who they think invented the radio... 34 00:02:15,084 --> 00:02:17,416 ...or the person who actually invented the radio. 35 00:02:17,620 --> 00:02:19,087 Well, in here it says... 36 00:02:19,289 --> 00:02:20,551 Marconi, right? 37 00:02:21,691 --> 00:02:22,715 Yeah, it ain't him? 38 00:02:22,892 --> 00:02:25,554 He's the one they generally think invented the radio. 39 00:02:25,728 --> 00:02:30,028 In fact, he got a Nobel Prize for it in 1909. 40 00:02:30,233 --> 00:02:31,962 Truth is a guy named Nikola Tesla... 41 00:02:32,135 --> 00:02:35,593 ...patented the basic idea for the radio in 1896. 42 00:02:35,772 --> 00:02:39,264 Same idea Marconi used for his patent several years later. 43 00:02:39,442 --> 00:02:41,103 [PHONE RINGING] 44 00:02:41,945 --> 00:02:45,745 Tesla fought Marconi till the day he died in 1943. 45 00:02:45,915 --> 00:02:47,974 Same year the Supreme Court ruled... 46 00:02:48,151 --> 00:02:50,483 ...that Marconi's patent was invalid... 47 00:02:50,653 --> 00:02:53,486 ...recognizing Tesla as the inventor of the radio. 48 00:02:53,656 --> 00:02:54,714 Carter. 49 00:02:55,258 --> 00:02:56,657 You really are sick. 50 00:02:56,893 --> 00:02:58,793 Oh, hi, Ginnie. 51 00:02:59,329 --> 00:03:02,457 Well, good. About time. What did they say? 52 00:03:07,637 --> 00:03:09,434 All right, what does that mean? 53 00:03:44,440 --> 00:03:49,173 Kopi Luwak. The rarest beverage in the world. 54 00:03:49,579 --> 00:03:51,274 Take a whiff. 55 00:03:51,447 --> 00:03:52,675 Go ahead. 56 00:03:52,849 --> 00:03:53,873 [CHAIRMAN CLEARS THROAT] 57 00:03:54,083 --> 00:03:57,541 Uh, Mr. Cole, the board is ready to hear your proposal. 58 00:03:57,720 --> 00:03:59,779 Hold on just a second. 59 00:04:01,190 --> 00:04:03,158 Go ahead. Go on. 60 00:04:10,333 --> 00:04:11,459 Well? 61 00:04:13,036 --> 00:04:14,663 Really good. 62 00:04:16,372 --> 00:04:17,737 Really good. 63 00:04:17,907 --> 00:04:19,534 Mr. Cole. Sir? 64 00:04:21,411 --> 00:04:23,379 Do you know what a Philistine is, Jim? 65 00:04:24,147 --> 00:04:26,479 Sir, it's Richard. 66 00:04:26,683 --> 00:04:30,244 That's right, Phil. Give them the spiel. 67 00:04:34,190 --> 00:04:37,557 RICHARD: Thank you, Mr. Chairman, fellow supervisors. 68 00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:40,854 We at the Cole Group feel the decline of the Winwood Hospital... 69 00:04:41,030 --> 00:04:43,897 ...is a direct result of significant fiscal mismanagement. 70 00:04:44,067 --> 00:04:47,400 - I beg your pardon, this hospital... - Overhead costs are nearly double. 71 00:04:47,570 --> 00:04:50,334 Your lease and land costs were similarly overbid. 72 00:04:50,506 --> 00:04:54,237 Donations have atrophied to the point you've fallen far behind the curve... 73 00:04:54,410 --> 00:04:57,004 ...in Research, Pediatrics, Oncology and MRI. 74 00:04:57,213 --> 00:05:01,172 The Cole Group has privatized 15 public hospitals in seven years... 75 00:05:01,351 --> 00:05:03,911 ...each of which now provides, or will soon provide... 76 00:05:04,087 --> 00:05:07,022 ...the highest standard of medical care to their communities. 77 00:05:07,223 --> 00:05:10,715 - Despite being grossly understaffed? - The better the doctor, the need... 78 00:05:10,893 --> 00:05:12,690 What about beds? There are rumors... 79 00:05:12,862 --> 00:05:16,263 ...you increased the number of patients to the point of overpopulation. 80 00:05:16,432 --> 00:05:18,059 Patient density has always been... 81 00:05:18,234 --> 00:05:20,725 And your emergency rooms, I mean, they are known... 82 00:05:20,937 --> 00:05:24,429 I run hospitals, not health spas. 83 00:05:24,674 --> 00:05:28,166 Two beds to a room, no exceptions. 84 00:05:28,611 --> 00:05:32,741 Look, I passed up a lunch with Michelle Pfeiffer to be here... 85 00:05:32,949 --> 00:05:37,818 ...so can we desist from all of this inane posturing? 86 00:05:38,688 --> 00:05:41,714 Boys and girls, you need me. 87 00:05:41,924 --> 00:05:44,119 I do not need you. 88 00:05:44,594 --> 00:05:47,586 Now, there's a sizeable check in this envelope... 89 00:05:47,797 --> 00:05:51,426 ...let me know if you decide to cash it. 90 00:05:51,601 --> 00:05:53,694 [COUGHING] 91 00:05:55,772 --> 00:05:57,637 Mr. Cole, are you all right? 92 00:06:10,653 --> 00:06:12,951 [WOMAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY OVER PA] 93 00:06:43,453 --> 00:06:44,647 What are you doing here? 94 00:06:45,388 --> 00:06:48,983 Oh, you know, fighting for my life. You? 95 00:06:49,792 --> 00:06:51,783 Uh, no, I was just surprised... 96 00:06:51,961 --> 00:06:54,122 EDWARD: - and I don't care about the insurance! 97 00:06:54,297 --> 00:06:56,629 And tell Dr. Shit-for-Brains... 98 00:06:56,799 --> 00:07:01,395 ...I wanna know everything about this bleomycin drip he wants to get me on. 99 00:07:01,637 --> 00:07:03,901 I hear it eats your lungs. 100 00:07:04,140 --> 00:07:06,199 When I address Congress next month... 101 00:07:06,375 --> 00:07:09,572 ...I don't want to do it breathing through a hole in my throat. 102 00:07:09,812 --> 00:07:13,009 - That's not exactly what happens. - Who the hell is this guy? 103 00:07:13,182 --> 00:07:16,015 - Where's Thomas? Tom! - In plain view, sir. 104 00:07:16,686 --> 00:07:18,881 - Hi, Tom. - We're gonna move you into the bed. 105 00:07:19,055 --> 00:07:22,354 I can do it myself. I ain't dead yet. 106 00:07:22,525 --> 00:07:23,992 [CHUCKLES] 107 00:07:25,294 --> 00:07:26,352 [GRUNTS] 108 00:07:28,331 --> 00:07:29,696 How about now? 109 00:07:34,337 --> 00:07:36,305 Have I fired you lately? 110 00:07:36,506 --> 00:07:38,406 Not since the Oprah incident. 111 00:07:41,177 --> 00:07:44,544 - That was a good one. Ha-ha-ha. - Yeah, it's good stuff. 112 00:07:52,188 --> 00:07:53,849 Who the hell is that? 113 00:07:54,056 --> 00:07:55,546 Who the hell are you? 114 00:07:56,893 --> 00:07:58,554 He said, "Who the hell...?" 115 00:07:58,728 --> 00:08:01,822 Oh, God. What am I, in the morgue? 116 00:08:02,698 --> 00:08:06,134 CARTER: That was the first time I laid eyes on Edward Cole. 117 00:08:07,069 --> 00:08:09,765 An inauspicious beginning, to be sure. 118 00:08:09,939 --> 00:08:12,601 EDWARD: Oh, spare me. Sweet Jesus. 119 00:08:12,775 --> 00:08:15,573 I hate these... I hate tubes! 120 00:08:17,346 --> 00:08:18,540 [EDWARD MUTTERS] 121 00:08:18,714 --> 00:08:22,616 I'll be damned if I'm gonna spend the next three weeks laying next to this guy. 122 00:08:22,785 --> 00:08:25,720 Zombie boy. Looks half-dead already. 123 00:08:25,888 --> 00:08:30,222 You can't have your own room. It would create an enormous PR problem. 124 00:08:30,426 --> 00:08:33,293 I don't give a shit about PR. 125 00:08:33,462 --> 00:08:36,795 I want my own room. It's my hospital, for chrissake. 126 00:08:37,133 --> 00:08:40,102 Don't tell me I can't have my own room. 127 00:08:40,303 --> 00:08:41,895 No offense, pal. 128 00:08:42,071 --> 00:08:45,905 You have publicly defended this policy countless times. 129 00:08:46,075 --> 00:08:50,409 You run hospitals, not health spas. Two beds to a room, no exceptions. 130 00:08:52,515 --> 00:08:55,279 I've never been sick before. 131 00:08:55,451 --> 00:08:59,478 Okay, Dr. Eldridge will be in in a minute to dot you up, okay? 132 00:08:59,655 --> 00:09:01,316 Dot me up. 133 00:09:06,896 --> 00:09:08,955 Jesus. 134 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:14,994 Thomas... 135 00:09:16,639 --> 00:09:19,199 [WHISPERS] ...don't let me wake up paralyzed. 136 00:09:20,109 --> 00:09:22,100 I'll do what I can. 137 00:09:27,917 --> 00:09:29,509 This really your hospital? 138 00:09:30,286 --> 00:09:32,811 Yeah, pretty much. 139 00:09:34,523 --> 00:09:37,219 Might wanna do something about the pea soup. 140 00:09:39,996 --> 00:09:42,328 CARTER: By the morning of the surgery... 141 00:09:42,498 --> 00:09:45,490 ... the cancer had spread so far throughout Edward's body... 142 00:09:45,668 --> 00:09:49,069 ... that the doctors gave him only a 5 percent chance to survive... 143 00:09:49,238 --> 00:09:54,175 ... but then, they didn't account for how pissed off they'd made him. 144 00:10:02,318 --> 00:10:04,047 VIRGINIA: Mm... 145 00:10:06,088 --> 00:10:08,556 No visitors come in to see him? 146 00:10:10,993 --> 00:10:14,053 He's been sleeping a lot since they brought him back. 147 00:10:14,764 --> 00:10:15,822 VIRGINIA: Mm. 148 00:10:16,165 --> 00:10:19,066 That's another reason I don't miss nursing. 149 00:10:19,235 --> 00:10:22,864 It's always so sad seeing a patient like that, all alone... 150 00:10:23,072 --> 00:10:25,063 ...after that kind of surgery. 151 00:10:28,210 --> 00:10:29,871 At least he's quiet. 152 00:10:35,351 --> 00:10:38,514 MAN [ON TV]: Day after day, out of sight, and almost out of... 153 00:10:38,688 --> 00:10:39,985 [VIRGINIA CLEARS THROAT] 154 00:10:40,723 --> 00:10:42,350 Rachel called this morning. 155 00:10:42,558 --> 00:10:45,026 Really? How's she doing? 156 00:10:45,194 --> 00:10:50,097 She's auditioning for first violin in next semester's symphony. 157 00:10:50,266 --> 00:10:52,063 [VIRGINIA LAUGHS] 158 00:10:52,234 --> 00:10:53,929 That's wonderful. 159 00:11:17,660 --> 00:11:19,059 Need any more books? 160 00:11:19,395 --> 00:11:22,455 No, I'm... I'm fine. 161 00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:25,799 Got your meds for the night? 162 00:11:26,302 --> 00:11:28,236 Mm-hm. I already took them. 163 00:11:28,404 --> 00:11:29,666 How about pillows? 164 00:11:30,673 --> 00:11:33,938 I'm fine, Virginia, really. Thank you. 165 00:11:37,613 --> 00:11:41,413 You know, I could stay a while if you want me to. 166 00:11:42,585 --> 00:11:46,851 No use both of us being useless in the morning, right? 167 00:11:48,290 --> 00:11:49,757 Okay. 168 00:12:11,781 --> 00:12:12,941 [DOOR CLOSES] 169 00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:18,184 She gone? 170 00:12:18,354 --> 00:12:19,787 What? 171 00:12:20,856 --> 00:12:24,952 As something of a public health expert... 172 00:12:26,128 --> 00:12:29,962 ...I believe more people die from visitors... 173 00:12:30,599 --> 00:12:32,829 ...than diseases. 174 00:12:36,672 --> 00:12:38,333 MAN [ON TV]: "It's the Berries," for 600. 175 00:12:38,541 --> 00:12:42,238 PRESENTER [ON TV]: This Swedish berry is also known as the cowberry. 176 00:12:42,478 --> 00:12:44,844 - What is a lingonberry? MAN: Uh, what is a lingonberry? 177 00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:47,710 PRESENTER: Correct! MAN: "It's the Berries," for 800. 178 00:12:47,883 --> 00:12:52,252 PRESENTER: In a Top 40 hit of 1956, this "Berry" told Beethoven to roll over. 179 00:12:52,888 --> 00:12:54,412 Who is Chuck Berry? 180 00:12:54,623 --> 00:12:56,420 MAN: Who is Chuck Berry? PRESENTER: Yes. 181 00:12:56,625 --> 00:12:57,717 EDWARD: Hey. 182 00:12:58,561 --> 00:12:59,892 Duke? 183 00:13:00,529 --> 00:13:02,224 You mind? 184 00:13:03,265 --> 00:13:05,699 Oh. Sorry. No. 185 00:13:05,935 --> 00:13:09,166 - What is the Mariana Trench? WOMAN: What is the Mariana Trench? 186 00:13:10,005 --> 00:13:11,336 Good morning, Edward. 187 00:13:12,174 --> 00:13:14,734 - Morning. - How you feeling? 188 00:13:15,644 --> 00:13:17,271 Dumb question. 189 00:13:17,513 --> 00:13:19,140 How's that catheter? 190 00:13:19,348 --> 00:13:21,873 Don't know how I ever did without it. 191 00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:24,576 Ah, humor is a good sign. 192 00:13:25,020 --> 00:13:26,851 Kiss my ass. 193 00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:30,082 As is surliness. It's one of your favorite flavors, right? 194 00:13:30,259 --> 00:13:33,251 - Yeah. - Let's see what we got here. 195 00:13:33,429 --> 00:13:35,192 It looks good. 196 00:13:35,364 --> 00:13:38,629 All right, so the operation went well, okay? 197 00:13:38,801 --> 00:13:40,632 All the post-op brain scans are clean. 198 00:13:40,803 --> 00:13:43,101 Now we go after the sarcoma in the rest of your body. 199 00:13:43,272 --> 00:13:46,139 Now, unfortunately, your blood markers are extremely high... 200 00:13:46,308 --> 00:13:48,970 ...so I would like to begin chemo this morning. 201 00:13:49,812 --> 00:13:53,111 Love the smell of chemo in the morning. 202 00:13:53,315 --> 00:13:55,112 Apocalypse Now, right? 203 00:13:55,284 --> 00:13:56,911 Makes me feel like victory! 204 00:13:57,086 --> 00:13:58,110 [HOLLINS LAUGHS] 205 00:13:58,387 --> 00:14:00,378 - I'll check in with you later. - All right. 206 00:14:00,556 --> 00:14:02,217 Say, doc? Doc? 207 00:14:02,424 --> 00:14:04,392 You think you could just take a look at...? 208 00:14:04,593 --> 00:14:08,051 - Sorry, I'm late. Who's your doctor? - He's Dr. Gibian. 209 00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:09,595 I'll let the nurse know. 210 00:14:11,133 --> 00:14:12,691 Appreciate it. 211 00:14:15,704 --> 00:14:17,331 [EDWARD SIGHS] 212 00:14:18,340 --> 00:14:19,500 Bitch, ain't it? 213 00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:25,270 - What are quarks? WOMAN [ON TV]: What are quarks? 214 00:14:25,447 --> 00:14:27,915 - How long you been here? - Oh. 215 00:14:28,083 --> 00:14:32,520 In and out over the past few months. Got me on an experimental treatment. 216 00:14:32,721 --> 00:14:36,316 - What is the quadratic equation? WOMAN: What is the quadratic equation? 217 00:14:36,492 --> 00:14:37,982 How rough is it? 218 00:14:39,361 --> 00:14:40,419 Chemo? 219 00:14:41,997 --> 00:14:43,521 Not too bad. 220 00:14:43,732 --> 00:14:45,927 If you don't mind around-the-clock vomiting... 221 00:14:46,101 --> 00:14:48,126 ...watching your veins turn black... 222 00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:51,501 ...and feeling like your bones are made of napalm... 223 00:14:51,674 --> 00:14:53,141 ...it's a day at the beach. 224 00:14:53,776 --> 00:14:55,539 That's a relief. 225 00:14:56,679 --> 00:14:59,170 Of course, I hear people react to it differently. 226 00:15:02,484 --> 00:15:04,008 You'll know by tonight. 227 00:15:04,687 --> 00:15:06,245 Tonight? 228 00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:11,626 Listen, um... 229 00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:14,254 ...you don't mind my asking... 230 00:15:15,030 --> 00:15:17,396 ...what is that contraption you got over there? 231 00:15:17,566 --> 00:15:21,161 It's a siphon. Makes coffee. 232 00:15:22,471 --> 00:15:23,870 What else does it do? 233 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:27,240 What else does it have to do? 234 00:15:27,409 --> 00:15:28,876 [CARTER CHUCKLES] 235 00:15:34,817 --> 00:15:38,844 Did you know that coffee was originally discovered by a shepherd in Ethiopia? 236 00:15:39,588 --> 00:15:41,488 - You don't say. - It's true. 237 00:15:42,057 --> 00:15:45,356 Seems his goats were eating berries from an unfamiliar bush. 238 00:15:45,527 --> 00:15:48,189 Before long, they were running and jumping all over... 239 00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:49,729 ...having a gay old time. 240 00:15:50,232 --> 00:15:53,895 So the shepherd took some of the branches to the local monastery... 241 00:15:54,069 --> 00:15:56,663 ...where the abbots decided to roast them. 242 00:15:57,506 --> 00:15:58,939 When the berries burned... 243 00:15:59,108 --> 00:16:02,236 ...the beans inside gave off such a pleasant aroma... 244 00:16:02,411 --> 00:16:04,311 ...they brewed them into a stew. 245 00:16:06,348 --> 00:16:08,077 Stew, huh? 246 00:16:08,250 --> 00:16:13,347 And over the next few hundred years, it spread to Arabia, Europe... 247 00:16:13,822 --> 00:16:16,723 ...even Sumatra, like that hooch you got over there. 248 00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:20,258 It's called Kopi Luwak. 249 00:16:20,829 --> 00:16:22,626 I know what it's called. 250 00:16:23,032 --> 00:16:24,863 You do? 251 00:16:26,101 --> 00:16:28,194 Never catch me drinking that shit. 252 00:16:28,604 --> 00:16:30,538 Have you ever tried it? 253 00:16:31,206 --> 00:16:35,438 No. I'm more of a instant-coffee man. 254 00:16:35,611 --> 00:16:37,738 Here, here we are. 255 00:16:38,947 --> 00:16:42,041 - Thanks. - No problem. 256 00:16:45,054 --> 00:16:46,612 There you are. 257 00:16:48,290 --> 00:16:51,054 You always had those freckles? 258 00:16:52,594 --> 00:16:54,289 Far as I know. 259 00:16:55,364 --> 00:16:56,797 Nice... 260 00:16:56,965 --> 00:16:58,592 ...freckles. 261 00:16:59,935 --> 00:17:00,993 Hmm. 262 00:17:02,604 --> 00:17:03,662 [CARTER CHUCKLES] 263 00:17:03,972 --> 00:17:08,272 THOMAS: Okay, we got prosciutto and melons, some burrata mozzarella... 264 00:17:08,477 --> 00:17:10,445 ...and a veal paillard. 265 00:17:10,612 --> 00:17:13,604 The folks at Toscana send their best. 266 00:17:15,017 --> 00:17:16,575 You sure you wanna eat all that? 267 00:17:17,786 --> 00:17:19,481 That's the plan. 268 00:17:19,688 --> 00:17:20,780 [CLEARS THROAT] 269 00:17:22,024 --> 00:17:23,491 What? 270 00:17:25,027 --> 00:17:26,756 Oh, Uh... 271 00:17:27,396 --> 00:17:29,455 You want Thomas to make you a plate? 272 00:17:29,631 --> 00:17:32,759 Tommy, uh, fix a plate for, uh... 273 00:17:33,402 --> 00:17:34,494 Carter. 274 00:17:35,270 --> 00:17:36,999 First name or last? 275 00:17:37,272 --> 00:17:38,330 First. 276 00:17:39,441 --> 00:17:41,705 Really? Interesting. 277 00:17:42,678 --> 00:17:46,546 So you want, uh...? Might cheer you up. 278 00:17:46,782 --> 00:17:48,511 No, thanks, I'll pass. 279 00:17:49,118 --> 00:17:50,847 You sure? 280 00:17:53,722 --> 00:17:55,553 Mm, yum, yum. 281 00:17:55,791 --> 00:17:57,520 Mm-mm. 282 00:17:58,227 --> 00:18:00,218 Best in L.A. 283 00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:02,922 [VOMITING] 284 00:18:06,635 --> 00:18:09,331 It ain't the best in L.A. no more. 285 00:18:13,976 --> 00:18:17,503 [MOANING] 286 00:18:29,391 --> 00:18:31,256 [RETCHING] 287 00:18:40,602 --> 00:18:42,069 Oh, man. 288 00:18:42,237 --> 00:18:44,330 [CARTER AND ROGER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 289 00:18:45,874 --> 00:18:49,207 Maya made the honor roll again. 290 00:18:50,345 --> 00:18:52,210 Bet your ass she did. 291 00:18:59,855 --> 00:19:01,550 My God. 292 00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:07,684 Somewhere, some lucky guy's having a heart attack. 293 00:19:20,943 --> 00:19:22,240 Fellas. 294 00:19:22,778 --> 00:19:24,405 Mr. Cole. 295 00:19:24,613 --> 00:19:29,744 EDWARD: Don't pay any attention to me. I'm just, uh, talking to myself. 296 00:19:31,053 --> 00:19:32,543 It's from Kai. 297 00:19:33,822 --> 00:19:37,121 Says he wants to be a mechanic like his granddad when he grows up. 298 00:19:37,292 --> 00:19:38,987 I hope you talked him out of that. 299 00:19:39,161 --> 00:19:40,753 Well, I tried. 300 00:19:42,030 --> 00:19:43,292 What do we got here? 301 00:19:43,732 --> 00:19:45,893 ROGER: It's a Shelby 350. 302 00:19:46,068 --> 00:19:47,433 [CARTER CHUCKLES] 303 00:19:48,637 --> 00:19:51,231 - I always wanted one of those. - Yeah. 304 00:19:51,406 --> 00:19:53,465 - Kai remembered. - Hmm. 305 00:19:56,111 --> 00:19:57,408 Um... 306 00:19:58,814 --> 00:20:01,647 Mom seems to think you're not getting enough rest. 307 00:20:02,751 --> 00:20:04,048 Mm-hm. 308 00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:08,688 She loves you, Pop. 309 00:20:09,691 --> 00:20:10,919 Mm-hm. 310 00:20:16,164 --> 00:20:17,654 Okay. 311 00:20:19,067 --> 00:20:22,798 You'll, uh, call us when you get your test results, huh? 312 00:20:22,971 --> 00:20:24,268 Mm-hm. 313 00:20:24,606 --> 00:20:26,437 If that day ever comes. 314 00:20:26,975 --> 00:20:28,602 Okay. 315 00:20:31,813 --> 00:20:34,145 - Take care. - Okay. 316 00:20:42,024 --> 00:20:43,821 He your oldest? 317 00:20:43,992 --> 00:20:45,323 Yeah. 318 00:20:45,494 --> 00:20:47,223 What's he do? 319 00:20:47,963 --> 00:20:51,228 - Roger's a tax attorney. - Oh. 320 00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:53,157 Here. 321 00:20:54,469 --> 00:20:56,528 His brother, Lee, is an engineer. 322 00:21:03,545 --> 00:21:05,479 EDWARD: Who's the pretty little lady? 323 00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:08,809 That's Rachel. Youngest of the three. 324 00:21:09,151 --> 00:21:10,516 Big age difference. 325 00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:13,314 Yeah, well, she was a surprise. 326 00:21:13,488 --> 00:21:16,980 We'd hardly gotten the boys out of the house when she came along. 327 00:21:18,126 --> 00:21:20,492 She's an outstanding violinist. 328 00:21:23,398 --> 00:21:25,059 You got kids? 329 00:21:27,235 --> 00:21:28,998 Depends. 330 00:21:30,439 --> 00:21:33,772 - Never stayed married long enough. - Oh, well... 331 00:21:34,009 --> 00:21:39,208 ...don't worry, I've been married long enough for the both of us. 332 00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:41,239 How's that going? 333 00:21:43,518 --> 00:21:45,076 It's going. 334 00:21:45,887 --> 00:21:47,787 That good, huh? 335 00:21:48,857 --> 00:21:51,724 Well, that's why they invented light switches. 336 00:21:51,893 --> 00:21:53,554 [LAUGHING] 337 00:21:54,730 --> 00:21:59,793 Don't get me wrong, I loved being married, been there four times. 338 00:21:59,968 --> 00:22:03,233 Problem is I love being single too. 339 00:22:04,272 --> 00:22:07,264 Hard to do them both at the same time. 340 00:22:08,243 --> 00:22:11,576 Well, nobody's perfect. 341 00:22:11,780 --> 00:22:15,238 Only successful marriage I had was me and my work. 342 00:22:15,617 --> 00:22:19,713 I started making money when I was 16... 343 00:22:20,389 --> 00:22:22,448 ...and that was that. 344 00:22:22,758 --> 00:22:24,385 Never stopped. 345 00:22:24,793 --> 00:22:26,488 I'll be damned. 346 00:22:28,697 --> 00:22:31,063 I wanted to be a history professor. 347 00:22:31,299 --> 00:22:32,766 Nobody's perfect. 348 00:22:32,934 --> 00:22:34,902 [BOTH CHUCKLING] 349 00:22:35,303 --> 00:22:37,897 I made it through two months of City College... 350 00:22:38,073 --> 00:22:40,735 ...before Virginia gave me the news. 351 00:22:41,309 --> 00:22:43,277 And then, you know... 352 00:22:44,446 --> 00:22:49,509 ...young, black, broke, baby on the way... 353 00:22:51,319 --> 00:22:54,288 Take the first decent job that comes along. 354 00:22:57,359 --> 00:22:59,452 I always meant to go back... 355 00:23:00,128 --> 00:23:03,461 ...but 45 years goes by pretty fast. 356 00:23:04,933 --> 00:23:07,663 Like smoke through a keyhole. 357 00:23:22,818 --> 00:23:24,251 EDWARD: Shit! 358 00:23:28,990 --> 00:23:31,550 [CARTER MOANING] 359 00:23:42,771 --> 00:23:48,073 Don't give me the morphine while I'm sleeping. It's a waste. 360 00:23:48,810 --> 00:23:52,576 Maybe she's trying to kill us both. You ever think of that? 361 00:23:52,781 --> 00:23:54,214 Gin. 362 00:23:55,884 --> 00:23:57,784 What are you, the devil? 363 00:23:58,153 --> 00:24:00,849 What if I lost my mind already? 364 00:24:01,823 --> 00:24:03,484 Jesus, no. 365 00:24:03,658 --> 00:24:07,822 No. No, no Jesus, this is not praying. 366 00:24:08,230 --> 00:24:11,256 I'm talking to myself out loud, that's... 367 00:24:11,433 --> 00:24:14,163 EDWARD: You ever think about suicide? 368 00:24:14,336 --> 00:24:16,236 CARTER: Suicide? Me? EDWARD: Yeah. 369 00:24:16,404 --> 00:24:18,065 Lord, no. 370 00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:21,300 Thought so. Stage one. 371 00:24:21,877 --> 00:24:23,344 What? 372 00:24:23,678 --> 00:24:26,374 The five stages, but... 373 00:24:26,548 --> 00:24:27,606 Denial. 374 00:24:27,849 --> 00:24:31,683 Then anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance. 375 00:24:31,853 --> 00:24:35,949 So of course you're not thinking of suicide. 376 00:24:36,324 --> 00:24:39,384 You're in stage one. Denial. 377 00:24:40,262 --> 00:24:42,093 What stage are you in? 378 00:24:43,465 --> 00:24:44,727 Denial. 379 00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:46,458 And thinking about suicide. 380 00:24:46,635 --> 00:24:48,728 Yeah, okay. It's just a frame of... 381 00:24:48,904 --> 00:24:51,566 Well, it looks like you won't be needing this anymore. 382 00:24:51,773 --> 00:24:54,207 - That's it? - Yep, fourth and final. 383 00:24:54,709 --> 00:24:55,733 What's next? 384 00:24:55,911 --> 00:24:58,709 They have to run all the tests first, see where we stand. 385 00:24:59,047 --> 00:25:01,242 - Well, how long? - Takes a while. 386 00:25:01,449 --> 00:25:03,781 I'll get Dr. Gibian to schedule them when I see him. 387 00:25:03,952 --> 00:25:04,976 Thanks. 388 00:25:05,153 --> 00:25:07,212 I'm on for another hour, anything you need? 389 00:25:08,123 --> 00:25:10,216 Clean bill of health if you got one. 390 00:25:10,559 --> 00:25:11,890 Hang in there, Carter. 391 00:25:13,061 --> 00:25:14,221 That's what I do. 392 00:25:18,967 --> 00:25:21,299 ANNOUNCER [ON TV]: And line to center, base hit... 393 00:25:21,469 --> 00:25:24,336 ... Kent will have to play it on three bounces... 394 00:25:24,506 --> 00:25:27,270 ... and Alou will score. The throw goes to the back... 395 00:25:27,442 --> 00:25:31,742 Hit the cutoff man, for crying out loud. 396 00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:33,604 You see... 397 00:25:33,982 --> 00:25:37,247 ...that's the problem with the game today: 398 00:25:37,419 --> 00:25:39,819 No fundamentals. 399 00:25:39,988 --> 00:25:42,115 Did you ever read The Time of Your Life? 400 00:25:42,591 --> 00:25:44,923 - William Saroyan. - Yeah. 401 00:25:45,126 --> 00:25:49,153 "No foundation. All the way down the line." 402 00:25:49,331 --> 00:25:51,697 When we were growing up... What are you doing? 403 00:25:52,701 --> 00:25:54,293 Nothing, scribbling. 404 00:25:55,503 --> 00:25:57,494 Scribbling? What? 405 00:25:58,006 --> 00:26:00,270 Nothing. Just scribbling. 406 00:26:03,278 --> 00:26:06,839 Oh, sure, that's what you wanna do... 407 00:26:07,048 --> 00:26:11,109 ...bounce a slider with a man on third. 408 00:26:11,453 --> 00:26:14,354 These kids today, they... 409 00:26:16,524 --> 00:26:21,223 Earphones. I'm talking to myself, again. 410 00:26:26,534 --> 00:26:28,331 - Edward? - Doc. 411 00:26:28,637 --> 00:26:29,934 How's it going there? 412 00:26:30,305 --> 00:26:32,239 Dumb question. 413 00:26:35,477 --> 00:26:37,138 I got the test back. 414 00:26:38,246 --> 00:26:39,941 I'll just lay it out, huh? 415 00:26:42,217 --> 00:26:43,479 Six months. 416 00:26:44,719 --> 00:26:46,687 A year if we're lucky. 417 00:26:47,689 --> 00:26:50,886 There is an experimental program that we've been conducting... 418 00:26:51,059 --> 00:26:53,050 ...and I don't wanna get your hopes up... 419 00:26:53,228 --> 00:26:55,753 ...but I think you would be an excellent candidate... 420 00:26:55,964 --> 00:26:57,192 Hey, doc. 421 00:26:58,667 --> 00:26:59,964 Yes? 422 00:27:00,869 --> 00:27:03,201 You're blocking my view. 423 00:27:06,007 --> 00:27:07,031 Oh. 424 00:27:07,208 --> 00:27:08,607 Sorry. 425 00:27:11,112 --> 00:27:12,773 Anyway, if there's any questions... 426 00:27:13,014 --> 00:27:15,380 ...day or night, you know where to find me. 427 00:27:16,351 --> 00:27:17,909 One question. 428 00:27:18,353 --> 00:27:19,877 Sure, of course. 429 00:27:21,423 --> 00:27:25,018 Carter, you wanna ask Dr. Hollins something? 430 00:27:25,226 --> 00:27:28,059 I mean, I'm not familiar with Mr. Chambers'... 431 00:27:28,263 --> 00:27:30,561 Well, get familiar. 432 00:27:34,636 --> 00:27:35,728 Uh... 433 00:27:35,904 --> 00:27:38,930 I just wanted to know how I stand, that's all. 434 00:27:39,441 --> 00:27:43,138 Sure. How about I'll go take a look at your chart, okay? 435 00:27:43,912 --> 00:27:45,436 Thank you. 436 00:28:01,963 --> 00:28:03,396 Edward? 437 00:28:10,772 --> 00:28:12,262 Edward? 438 00:28:21,549 --> 00:28:23,608 CARTER: There was a survey once. 439 00:28:24,185 --> 00:28:27,348 A thousand people were asked, if they could know in advance... 440 00:28:27,555 --> 00:28:30,683 ... would they want to know the exact day of their death. 441 00:28:30,859 --> 00:28:33,953 Ninety-six percent of them said no. 442 00:28:35,997 --> 00:28:38,693 I always kind of leaned toward the other 4 percent. 443 00:28:39,868 --> 00:28:42,428 I thought it would be liberating... 444 00:28:42,604 --> 00:28:45,698 ... knowing how much time you had left to work with. 445 00:28:45,874 --> 00:28:47,205 HOLLINS: A year at best. 446 00:28:47,375 --> 00:28:49,775 CARTER: It turns out, it's not. 447 00:28:49,944 --> 00:28:52,139 HOLLINS: We're pretty much out of options. 448 00:29:18,039 --> 00:29:20,007 You want to play cards? 449 00:29:21,476 --> 00:29:23,967 Thought you'd never ask. 450 00:29:34,255 --> 00:29:36,120 THOMAS: Rise and shine. 451 00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:40,855 Or that. 452 00:29:52,006 --> 00:29:53,030 Let me see that. 453 00:29:56,644 --> 00:29:58,635 And, uh, Thomas... 454 00:29:58,847 --> 00:30:00,712 ...call Marie at Christie's. 455 00:30:00,882 --> 00:30:04,579 Tell her I won't be bidding this season. 456 00:30:05,453 --> 00:30:07,148 I understand. 457 00:30:07,789 --> 00:30:11,953 Uh, sir, I don't mean to sound indelicate... 458 00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:15,921 ...but how do you want me to handle your? 459 00:30:16,731 --> 00:30:18,289 Death? 460 00:30:20,201 --> 00:30:22,192 Treat it as if it were your own. 461 00:30:23,271 --> 00:30:26,365 So leave all the money to my assistant? 462 00:30:29,210 --> 00:30:32,737 Go get me one of those almond croissants that I like. 463 00:30:34,582 --> 00:30:36,550 And don't buy any green bananas. 464 00:30:54,936 --> 00:30:57,427 - What are you doing? - What is this? 465 00:30:58,106 --> 00:31:00,802 - Come on, give it back. - What is it? 466 00:31:00,975 --> 00:31:02,408 Give it back. 467 00:31:03,711 --> 00:31:07,010 It was on the floor. I didn't know it was a state secret. 468 00:31:10,919 --> 00:31:14,912 Well, my freshman philosophy professor... 469 00:31:15,089 --> 00:31:18,581 ...assigned this exercise in forward thinking. 470 00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:20,352 He called it a "Bucket List." 471 00:31:20,962 --> 00:31:24,454 We were supposed to make a list of things we wanted to do in our lives... 472 00:31:24,666 --> 00:31:26,657 ...before we... - Kicked the bucket. 473 00:31:26,834 --> 00:31:28,495 Cutesy. 474 00:31:28,670 --> 00:31:31,332 Anyway, I wrote things like "make a million dollars"... 475 00:31:31,506 --> 00:31:35,806 ..."first black president," you know, young man's wishes. 476 00:31:35,977 --> 00:31:38,878 I was gonna redo the list, but then... 477 00:31:39,113 --> 00:31:42,446 "Help a complete stranger for the good." 478 00:31:43,551 --> 00:31:46,042 "Laugh until I cry." 479 00:31:46,688 --> 00:31:50,681 Not to be judgmental, but this is extremely weak. 480 00:31:51,326 --> 00:31:54,352 Well, it's pointless now. 481 00:31:54,963 --> 00:31:59,127 I would argue the exact opposite. 482 00:32:00,001 --> 00:32:02,231 All right. That's it. 483 00:32:02,403 --> 00:32:03,461 What are you doing? 484 00:32:03,671 --> 00:32:06,071 A little rewrite, that's all. 485 00:32:06,474 --> 00:32:10,240 I mean, don't you want to go out with some balls? Guns blazing? 486 00:32:10,411 --> 00:32:12,140 Have a little fun? 487 00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:15,976 It was not supposed to be about guns blazing or anything like that. 488 00:32:16,150 --> 00:32:17,549 You're missing the point. 489 00:32:17,785 --> 00:32:21,312 What the hell is "witness something majestic"? 490 00:32:22,557 --> 00:32:24,422 Have you ever been to the Himalayas? 491 00:32:25,827 --> 00:32:26,987 Eh. 492 00:32:27,161 --> 00:32:30,096 "Drive a Mustang Shelby." Not bad. 493 00:32:30,298 --> 00:32:35,395 I got one. All right. How about skydiving? 494 00:32:36,904 --> 00:32:38,872 Now we're onto something. 495 00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:40,234 We're onto something? 496 00:32:40,408 --> 00:32:43,809 - Uh-huh. - Let me see that. Come on. 497 00:32:45,246 --> 00:32:46,736 Fine. 498 00:32:47,949 --> 00:32:51,282 [LAUGHING] 499 00:32:51,452 --> 00:32:53,181 [LAUGHS MOCKINGLY] 500 00:32:53,454 --> 00:32:55,752 "Kiss the most beautiful girl in the world"? 501 00:32:55,923 --> 00:32:57,447 How do you propose doing that? 502 00:32:58,126 --> 00:32:59,218 Volume. 503 00:33:03,831 --> 00:33:07,824 "Get a tattoo." Is that the sum of your ambition? 504 00:33:08,870 --> 00:33:11,134 Edward, I've taken baths deeper than you. 505 00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:15,767 It's easy to be deep in freshman philosophy. 506 00:33:15,943 --> 00:33:17,877 What's Dr. Hollins say? 507 00:33:18,079 --> 00:33:20,309 We got months, right? 508 00:33:20,481 --> 00:33:21,778 A year, maybe. 509 00:33:21,983 --> 00:33:24,918 You think 45 years went by fast? 510 00:33:27,055 --> 00:33:28,852 We could do this. 511 00:33:29,590 --> 00:33:31,148 We should do this. 512 00:33:31,392 --> 00:33:32,416 No, I couldn't. 513 00:33:32,593 --> 00:33:36,393 Don't think about money. That's all I got is money. 514 00:33:36,564 --> 00:33:37,792 But I don't know. l... 515 00:33:37,999 --> 00:33:39,261 What don't you know? 516 00:33:39,634 --> 00:33:41,966 It was meant to be metaphorical. 517 00:33:42,136 --> 00:33:45,162 - I'm just trying to get a handle on... - Blah, blah, blah. 518 00:33:45,373 --> 00:33:46,499 Metaphors. 519 00:33:46,741 --> 00:33:50,609 You're the one crying you never took a shot. Here's your chance. 520 00:33:50,812 --> 00:33:53,576 My chance to what? Make a fool of myself? 521 00:33:54,582 --> 00:33:55,981 Never too late. 522 00:33:59,987 --> 00:34:02,421 What do you think happens now? 523 00:34:02,590 --> 00:34:05,184 I go back and sit around listening to people... 524 00:34:05,393 --> 00:34:09,489 ...talking about mezzanine financing and subordinated debt... 525 00:34:09,697 --> 00:34:12,530 ...pretending that I care about dead money. 526 00:34:12,934 --> 00:34:16,631 You go home to some ceremonial procession into death... 527 00:34:16,838 --> 00:34:19,773 ...with everyone standing around watching you die... 528 00:34:19,941 --> 00:34:21,533 ...while you try to comfort them. 529 00:34:22,210 --> 00:34:26,806 Is that what you want, to be smothered by pity and grief? 530 00:34:27,148 --> 00:34:28,775 Well, not me. 531 00:34:29,450 --> 00:34:34,649 And in your heart, Carter, I believe not you either. 532 00:34:37,925 --> 00:34:41,656 We're both in the same boat. How's that for a metaphor? 533 00:34:43,231 --> 00:34:46,564 We got a real opportunity here. 534 00:34:46,868 --> 00:34:48,529 Opportunity? 535 00:34:48,703 --> 00:34:51,831 That is real twisted, even by your standards. 536 00:34:52,039 --> 00:34:56,476 We still feel good, right? Energy's coming back a little bit. 537 00:34:56,677 --> 00:34:59,168 Asymptomatic, the doc says. 538 00:34:59,647 --> 00:35:02,514 The way I see it, we can lay around here... 539 00:35:02,683 --> 00:35:06,551 ...hoping for a miracle in some bullshit science experiment... 540 00:35:06,721 --> 00:35:11,488 ...or we can put some moves on. 541 00:35:21,335 --> 00:35:22,859 Skydiving, huh? 542 00:35:23,905 --> 00:35:25,202 All right. 543 00:35:25,373 --> 00:35:27,398 [EDWARD LAUGHING THEN DOOR OPENS] 544 00:35:27,842 --> 00:35:31,403 What kind of hospital is this? There isn't an M.D. within a mile. 545 00:35:33,014 --> 00:35:35,574 Virginia, we have to talk. 546 00:35:36,250 --> 00:35:37,376 What did they say? 547 00:35:37,552 --> 00:35:43,115 Uh, Mrs. Chambers, I'm gonna give you two a little quiet time. 548 00:35:43,291 --> 00:35:44,781 Excuse me. 549 00:35:56,204 --> 00:35:57,501 It's not good. 550 00:36:03,444 --> 00:36:05,912 I knew we should have gone to UCLA. 551 00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:08,241 The surgeons are better. Post-op is better. 552 00:36:08,449 --> 00:36:10,610 - Wouldn't have mattered. - You don't know that. 553 00:36:10,818 --> 00:36:13,582 We're not giving up. I want another opinion. 554 00:36:13,754 --> 00:36:15,153 Ah, Virginia. 555 00:36:15,389 --> 00:36:17,653 Yes, Oncology, please. Dr. Veteri's office. 556 00:36:17,892 --> 00:36:19,792 Virginia, no. 557 00:36:20,127 --> 00:36:21,788 Let me handle this. 558 00:36:24,398 --> 00:36:27,162 Dr. Veteri? Virginia Chambers. 559 00:36:27,335 --> 00:36:29,166 Yes, that's right... 560 00:36:43,451 --> 00:36:45,419 I'm going away for a while. 561 00:36:46,420 --> 00:36:48,115 What are you talking about? 562 00:36:48,322 --> 00:36:51,086 I'm talking about Edward and I are going away. 563 00:36:51,359 --> 00:36:53,327 Edward and you? 564 00:36:53,828 --> 00:36:56,126 Going away where? 565 00:36:57,932 --> 00:36:59,866 I don't expect you to understand. 566 00:37:00,334 --> 00:37:03,497 You're damn right I don't understand. 567 00:37:03,671 --> 00:37:06,799 I don't understand how you can just give up like this. 568 00:37:06,974 --> 00:37:09,568 How you can just quit... Quit fighting. 569 00:37:09,777 --> 00:37:12,211 - Virginia. - Why don't you tell our children that? 570 00:37:12,446 --> 00:37:15,847 See what they say when they find out you've given up on them. 571 00:37:16,083 --> 00:37:17,846 Given up on them? 572 00:37:18,653 --> 00:37:20,644 Given up on them? 573 00:37:21,389 --> 00:37:24,358 I've got 45 years greased up under the hood of a car... 574 00:37:24,525 --> 00:37:28,188 ...so that they didn't want for anything, and they didn't. 575 00:37:28,362 --> 00:37:30,660 I think I've earned some time for myself. 576 00:37:30,865 --> 00:37:34,631 To do what? Run off with a total stranger? 577 00:37:34,835 --> 00:37:36,166 He's not a stranger. 578 00:37:36,370 --> 00:37:37,735 I'm your wife. 579 00:37:37,972 --> 00:37:40,236 And I'm your husband. And I'm their father. 580 00:37:40,408 --> 00:37:43,036 And I'm a grandfather. And I'm a damn mechanic! 581 00:37:43,244 --> 00:37:44,404 And you're a fool. 582 00:37:44,912 --> 00:37:49,042 You're a fool who thinks he's figured out a way how not to have cancer. 583 00:37:54,989 --> 00:37:56,684 I'm sorry. 584 00:38:07,335 --> 00:38:09,860 My husband is not for sale. 585 00:38:23,684 --> 00:38:25,652 She hates me. 586 00:38:30,658 --> 00:38:32,523 Do you hate me? 587 00:38:34,729 --> 00:38:36,287 Not yet. 588 00:38:40,701 --> 00:38:42,532 CARTER: And so it began. 589 00:38:58,919 --> 00:39:01,387 I've always been afraid to go up in an airplane... 590 00:39:01,589 --> 00:39:05,184 ...now I'm gonna jump out of one at the whim of a maniac! 591 00:39:07,194 --> 00:39:08,559 Wanna get it? 592 00:39:09,230 --> 00:39:11,596 How do you suggest we do that? 593 00:39:11,999 --> 00:39:13,057 Wait. 594 00:39:13,300 --> 00:39:14,392 Ow! 595 00:39:20,007 --> 00:39:21,099 Aah! 596 00:39:21,275 --> 00:39:22,742 Damn it. 597 00:39:28,349 --> 00:39:30,078 Not a word. 598 00:39:31,852 --> 00:39:33,945 Back to the seat, Kyle. 599 00:39:34,155 --> 00:39:38,922 You'll have to forgive him, Kyle. He's worried about the little woman. 600 00:39:39,126 --> 00:39:41,617 This has nothing to do with my wife. 601 00:39:41,829 --> 00:39:43,228 Thirty seconds to drop. 602 00:39:43,431 --> 00:39:45,661 The Sequel was like that. 603 00:39:45,833 --> 00:39:48,358 She never backed me up on anything. 604 00:39:48,602 --> 00:39:49,728 The Sequel? 605 00:39:49,937 --> 00:39:52,303 The second Mrs. Edward Cole. 606 00:39:53,307 --> 00:39:55,775 God, that woman hated me. 607 00:39:55,976 --> 00:39:58,137 Maybe because you called her The Sequel. 608 00:39:58,779 --> 00:40:02,943 Jeez, Kyle, I never looked at it that way. 609 00:40:03,117 --> 00:40:04,982 - Fifteen seconds. CARTER: No, no. 610 00:40:05,186 --> 00:40:07,780 - Wait! Wait, I can't do this. - Sure you can. 611 00:40:07,988 --> 00:40:10,388 CARTER: No. I can't. Really. 612 00:40:10,624 --> 00:40:12,489 It's not the jump you're afraid of. 613 00:40:12,693 --> 00:40:14,126 The hell it's not! 614 00:40:14,328 --> 00:40:16,660 You're just afraid your chute won't open... 615 00:40:16,831 --> 00:40:21,291 ...and you'll show up at your own funeral as a Denver omelet. 616 00:40:21,502 --> 00:40:24,733 No, I'm pretty much just worried the chute won't open. 617 00:40:24,905 --> 00:40:26,065 No, no! 618 00:40:26,273 --> 00:40:29,299 [CARTER SCREAMING] 619 00:40:30,044 --> 00:40:32,569 Man's got some lungs, huh? 620 00:40:33,147 --> 00:40:35,377 Let's hit the silk! 621 00:40:35,916 --> 00:40:39,317 Geronimo! 622 00:40:39,487 --> 00:40:44,015 Oh, yeah, beautiful! 623 00:40:45,326 --> 00:40:46,350 [EDWARD LAUGHING] 624 00:40:46,527 --> 00:40:48,688 CARTER: Aah! Aah! 625 00:40:48,863 --> 00:40:51,263 Pull the thing! Pull the cord! 626 00:40:51,432 --> 00:40:54,833 How about this, huh? This is living. 627 00:40:55,035 --> 00:40:57,868 I hate your rotten guts. 628 00:40:58,072 --> 00:41:00,666 Surrender to the void! 629 00:41:01,008 --> 00:41:03,238 Which one of these damn cords do you pull? 630 00:41:03,444 --> 00:41:06,743 KYLE: Don't touch it. We're not in the drop zone yet. We could wind up in the... 631 00:41:06,914 --> 00:41:07,938 [KYLE AND CARTER YELL] 632 00:41:08,816 --> 00:41:11,250 INSTRUCTOR: Okay. Let's deploy. 633 00:41:11,585 --> 00:41:15,544 [SINGING] I got a feeling I'm falling 634 00:41:15,890 --> 00:41:18,017 INSTRUCTOR: We're in the red zone. Pull the cord. 635 00:41:18,192 --> 00:41:21,855 [SINGING] I got a feeling I'm falling in love 636 00:41:22,029 --> 00:41:24,327 Pull the damn cord! 637 00:41:25,633 --> 00:41:27,624 I was in love once. 638 00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:36,476 EDWARD: Tommy, we live to die another day. 639 00:41:36,710 --> 00:41:38,302 How lucky for me. 640 00:41:38,479 --> 00:41:42,779 No jokes, Thomas, remember the will. You're so close. 641 00:41:42,950 --> 00:41:44,110 [EDWARD LAUGHS] 642 00:41:44,285 --> 00:41:46,480 Let me ask you something. 643 00:41:46,654 --> 00:41:49,088 Uh, is it Tommy or Thomas? 644 00:41:49,256 --> 00:41:53,124 Um, it's actually Matthew, but he finds that too biblical. 645 00:41:53,294 --> 00:41:56,491 EDWARD: Let's eat something. Come on! 646 00:41:56,664 --> 00:41:58,359 Is he insane? 647 00:41:58,766 --> 00:42:00,165 Depends. 648 00:42:01,769 --> 00:42:02,861 [EDWARD GASPS] 649 00:42:03,470 --> 00:42:05,267 So you decided? 650 00:42:05,439 --> 00:42:09,432 No, I couldn't think of anything I wanted to be stuck with permanently. 651 00:42:09,610 --> 00:42:13,068 What's permanently? We're gonna be dead in five minutes. 652 00:42:13,247 --> 00:42:16,148 - What? - Figure of speech. 653 00:42:16,317 --> 00:42:20,947 So no Confederate flag, no black Jesus. 654 00:42:21,155 --> 00:42:22,747 No, I'm gonna... 655 00:42:22,957 --> 00:42:24,822 Pass. Yeah, sure. 656 00:42:25,025 --> 00:42:27,186 Well, I never agreed to desecrate my body. 657 00:42:27,428 --> 00:42:29,988 You worried they won't bury you in a Jewish cemetery? 658 00:42:30,698 --> 00:42:32,188 What, the wife? 659 00:42:32,399 --> 00:42:33,923 It's a tattoo. 660 00:42:34,134 --> 00:42:36,694 It's not like you're dumping her for another woman. 661 00:42:37,438 --> 00:42:39,303 I never been with another woman. 662 00:42:39,907 --> 00:42:40,965 Whoa. 663 00:42:42,209 --> 00:42:44,541 That's gotta be on the list. 664 00:42:44,778 --> 00:42:46,541 No, no. I don't think so. 665 00:42:46,714 --> 00:42:49,012 EDWARD: Sixty-six years? 666 00:42:49,216 --> 00:42:52,617 Man, oh, man. We ought to have a big orgy. 667 00:42:52,820 --> 00:42:53,912 No. 668 00:42:54,121 --> 00:42:55,952 Orgy's not even being unfaithful. 669 00:42:56,156 --> 00:42:57,282 No. 670 00:42:57,491 --> 00:43:00,483 It's just, like, professional. 671 00:43:00,694 --> 00:43:01,820 No! 672 00:43:02,162 --> 00:43:04,221 I don't even have to be there. 673 00:43:05,165 --> 00:43:06,655 [LAUGHS] 674 00:43:09,536 --> 00:43:11,527 CARTER: Hello, darling. 675 00:43:13,474 --> 00:43:16,500 - You gonna drive it or buy it a dress? - Ha, ha. 676 00:43:16,844 --> 00:43:19,472 Just getting to know each other. 677 00:43:28,522 --> 00:43:30,752 You sure we're cleared for this? 678 00:43:30,991 --> 00:43:34,893 Of course we're cleared for it. What if we weren't? 679 00:43:35,062 --> 00:43:36,689 Just checking. 680 00:43:57,217 --> 00:44:01,483 Come on! Tap it, baby! Let's see what she's got. 681 00:44:01,889 --> 00:44:03,789 Ah, we're doing just fine. 682 00:44:04,024 --> 00:44:08,256 You sound like some kid going to the junior prom. 683 00:44:09,530 --> 00:44:12,226 You sound like someone looking for an ass-whupping. 684 00:44:12,700 --> 00:44:15,362 Ass-whupping? Ho-ho-ho-ho. 685 00:44:15,536 --> 00:44:17,527 - You got nothing! - Ha, ha. 686 00:44:17,905 --> 00:44:21,363 Got enough for you, Sunny Jim, dangling. 687 00:44:32,286 --> 00:44:34,754 Did you just make a penis reference? 688 00:44:35,322 --> 00:44:37,153 What if I did? 689 00:44:38,559 --> 00:44:41,221 Jesus! You're gonna kill us both! 690 00:44:41,428 --> 00:44:42,622 What if I do? 691 00:44:44,431 --> 00:44:45,921 Goddamn it! 692 00:44:46,133 --> 00:44:47,225 [LAUGHING] 693 00:44:47,968 --> 00:44:49,663 You're breaking evil on me. 694 00:44:49,903 --> 00:44:52,303 Evil? I'll show you evil. 695 00:44:52,539 --> 00:44:54,803 I'll show you Evel goddamn Knievel. 696 00:44:54,975 --> 00:44:57,535 Pick up on this, chicken man! 697 00:45:03,183 --> 00:45:05,413 Yee-ha! 698 00:45:10,090 --> 00:45:11,557 [LAUGHING] 699 00:45:11,759 --> 00:45:13,920 Chicken man, huh? 700 00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:22,696 You can run, but you cannot hide! 701 00:45:44,458 --> 00:45:48,360 [ENGINE SPUTTERING] 702 00:45:51,732 --> 00:45:53,495 What do you wanna do next? 703 00:45:53,700 --> 00:45:56,134 [CARTER LAUGHING] 704 00:45:58,639 --> 00:46:00,539 CARTER: How much money do you have anyway? 705 00:46:00,707 --> 00:46:02,504 EDWARD: Didn't anyone ever tell you... 706 00:46:02,676 --> 00:46:05,509 ... that it's rude to talk about someone else's money? 707 00:46:05,679 --> 00:46:08,705 CARTER: I never knew anyone with enough to ask. 708 00:47:08,742 --> 00:47:09,766 Medicinal. 709 00:47:24,191 --> 00:47:26,887 It's indescribably beautiful. 710 00:47:27,928 --> 00:47:30,920 I love flying over the polar cap. 711 00:47:31,632 --> 00:47:33,725 Above the desolation. 712 00:47:34,234 --> 00:47:36,134 The stars... 713 00:47:37,271 --> 00:47:40,240 ...it's really one of God's good ones. 714 00:47:43,477 --> 00:47:48,847 So you think a being of some sort did all this? 715 00:47:49,783 --> 00:47:51,216 You don't? 716 00:47:51,418 --> 00:47:55,411 You mean, do I believe if I look up in the sky... 717 00:47:55,589 --> 00:47:57,921 ...and promise this or that... 718 00:47:58,091 --> 00:48:01,959 ...the Biggie will make all this go away? 719 00:48:02,596 --> 00:48:03,620 No. 720 00:48:04,097 --> 00:48:06,964 Then 95 percent of the people on Earth are wrong? 721 00:48:07,167 --> 00:48:09,135 If life has taught me anything... 722 00:48:09,303 --> 00:48:12,534 ...it's that 95 percent of the people are always wrong. 723 00:48:12,773 --> 00:48:14,331 It's called faith. 724 00:48:15,275 --> 00:48:20,110 I honestly envy people who have faith. I just can't get my head around it. 725 00:48:20,547 --> 00:48:22,742 Maybe your head's in the way. 726 00:48:25,118 --> 00:48:28,815 Carter, we've all had hundreds of these discussions... 727 00:48:28,989 --> 00:48:32,857 ...and every one of them always hits the same wall. 728 00:48:33,026 --> 00:48:37,895 Is there a sugarplum fairy or not? 729 00:48:38,065 --> 00:48:41,831 And nobody has ever gotten over that wall. 730 00:48:42,369 --> 00:48:45,304 So, what do you believe? 731 00:48:47,174 --> 00:48:49,904 I resist all beliefs. 732 00:48:50,210 --> 00:48:53,907 No big bang? Random universe? 733 00:48:54,081 --> 00:48:55,309 We live. 734 00:48:55,515 --> 00:48:56,982 We die. 735 00:48:57,150 --> 00:49:00,677 And the wheels on the bus go round and round. 736 00:49:03,056 --> 00:49:06,025 What if you're wrong? 737 00:49:07,227 --> 00:49:09,354 I'd love to be wrong. 738 00:49:09,529 --> 00:49:13,090 If I'm wrong, I win. 739 00:49:16,303 --> 00:49:18,931 I'm not sure it works that way. 740 00:49:20,741 --> 00:49:24,268 Well, you're not claiming you know something I don't. 741 00:49:24,444 --> 00:49:25,843 Mm-mm. 742 00:49:26,513 --> 00:49:28,538 I just have faith. 743 00:49:32,119 --> 00:49:34,451 Hallelujah, brother... 744 00:49:34,621 --> 00:49:36,555 ...and pass the mustard. 745 00:49:45,065 --> 00:49:46,623 [SPEAKING IN FRENCH] 746 00:49:51,605 --> 00:49:54,233 CARTER: Know how they harvest caviar? EDWARD: Hit me. 747 00:49:54,441 --> 00:49:56,773 When a female sturgeon is caught... 748 00:49:56,977 --> 00:50:00,378 ...the fisherman has to take great care to see she dies peacefully. 749 00:50:00,547 --> 00:50:03,243 - Mm-hm. - If she feels the least bit threatened... 750 00:50:03,450 --> 00:50:05,918 ...she secretes a sour chemical that ruins the eggs. 751 00:50:06,086 --> 00:50:07,917 Sounds like my third wife. 752 00:50:08,088 --> 00:50:09,419 [LAUGHING] 753 00:50:09,856 --> 00:50:13,257 Woman thought mayonnaise came from a plant. 754 00:50:16,129 --> 00:50:17,858 I could get used to this. 755 00:50:18,065 --> 00:50:20,363 Also sounds like my third wife. 756 00:50:26,173 --> 00:50:28,869 Thirty years I've been coming here. 757 00:50:29,876 --> 00:50:32,174 First time with a guy. 758 00:50:32,412 --> 00:50:33,777 Well, I'm flattered. 759 00:50:34,748 --> 00:50:37,478 Emily's 10th birthday was the best, though. 760 00:50:38,185 --> 00:50:39,482 Who's Emily? 761 00:50:39,820 --> 00:50:41,481 My little, uh... 762 00:50:43,523 --> 00:50:46,151 Well, she's not so little anymore. 763 00:50:47,294 --> 00:50:48,625 You have a daughter? 764 00:50:48,829 --> 00:50:52,162 - But I thought you said... - Yeah, well... 765 00:50:52,332 --> 00:50:54,698 ...I didn't know you then. 766 00:50:59,272 --> 00:51:02,298 Make a long story short, uh... 767 00:51:02,976 --> 00:51:04,841 ...I don't see her. 768 00:51:06,813 --> 00:51:08,110 CARTER: Hmm. 769 00:51:14,121 --> 00:51:15,179 What are you doing? 770 00:51:15,689 --> 00:51:17,520 It's time. 771 00:51:18,525 --> 00:51:21,050 - No, no, no. Cross that off. - Why not? 772 00:51:21,294 --> 00:51:23,285 - Cross it off. - Why? 773 00:51:23,497 --> 00:51:24,794 Why? 774 00:51:24,998 --> 00:51:27,023 There is no why. 775 00:51:33,306 --> 00:51:35,297 - What's the matter? - Excuse me. 776 00:51:35,675 --> 00:51:36,937 Where you going? 777 00:51:37,144 --> 00:51:39,442 [INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE] 778 00:51:40,714 --> 00:51:42,648 Just like a broad. 779 00:51:42,816 --> 00:51:45,478 [WATER RUNNING] 780 00:51:50,056 --> 00:51:52,684 Look, uh, Carter... 781 00:51:53,693 --> 00:51:56,025 I'm sorry. I know... 782 00:51:56,897 --> 00:51:59,730 ...sometimes I get a little overbearing and l... 783 00:51:59,900 --> 00:52:02,368 [SCRUBBING] 784 00:52:02,536 --> 00:52:04,231 Jesus Christ. 785 00:52:04,404 --> 00:52:06,531 - It's all right. It's okay. - What? What? 786 00:52:06,706 --> 00:52:09,072 The top on the catheter came loose, that's all. 787 00:52:09,242 --> 00:52:11,836 Well, maybe we should get you to a hospital, Carter... 788 00:52:12,012 --> 00:52:13,946 - I just busted out of the hospital. - Huh? 789 00:52:14,114 --> 00:52:17,777 It's all right. Look, it's already stopped, see? Let's get out of here. 790 00:52:18,018 --> 00:52:20,612 It looks wonderful. Uh... Uh... 791 00:52:20,787 --> 00:52:22,584 - Maybe I'll get the... - Let's just go. 792 00:52:22,756 --> 00:52:25,247 - You go straight to the car. - Come on. Come on. 793 00:52:25,425 --> 00:52:26,892 Okay, all right. 794 00:52:37,604 --> 00:52:40,869 - Where's...? Where's Tommy? MAN: In the salon, monsieur. 795 00:52:44,377 --> 00:52:46,106 CARTER: Oh, my. 796 00:52:47,147 --> 00:52:49,274 How much money do you have? 797 00:52:50,550 --> 00:52:52,745 Well, I wouldn't bleed on the rugs. 798 00:52:52,919 --> 00:52:54,386 [CHUCKLES] 799 00:52:55,922 --> 00:53:00,382 I'm gonna find someplace where I can take a nice hot bath. 800 00:53:00,560 --> 00:53:01,993 Be as good as new afterwards. 801 00:53:02,395 --> 00:53:04,260 Uh... You... Okay. 802 00:53:04,431 --> 00:53:06,797 - Tom... - Okay, we're all set, then? Okay, good. 803 00:53:06,967 --> 00:53:09,993 All right, it took some doing, but, uh, I rearranged everything. 804 00:53:10,170 --> 00:53:14,300 Cairo tomorrow, Tanzania for two days, then Johannesburg on Saturday. 805 00:53:14,474 --> 00:53:19,468 And, as previously directed, no bullfight, no tiger hunt. 806 00:53:20,313 --> 00:53:25,273 Thomas, I'd really like to say you're irreplaceable... 807 00:53:25,452 --> 00:53:27,317 ...but I'd be lying. 808 00:53:28,054 --> 00:53:32,491 And I'd really like to say you're a gracious man, and I love my job... 809 00:53:32,659 --> 00:53:35,355 ...but I, too, would be lying. 810 00:53:35,829 --> 00:53:38,127 Turnabout is fair play. 811 00:53:38,298 --> 00:53:41,426 I believe you learned that from the master. 812 00:53:41,801 --> 00:53:45,703 CARTER: Hey, look! They got Jeopardy! in the bathroom! 813 00:53:46,606 --> 00:53:48,972 On the TV. Jeopardy! 814 00:53:49,142 --> 00:53:50,200 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 815 00:53:50,377 --> 00:53:52,868 Jeopardy!? In French? 816 00:53:53,780 --> 00:53:54,872 Hello? 817 00:53:55,448 --> 00:53:58,781 Mr. Cole? Virginia Chambers. 818 00:53:59,953 --> 00:54:03,684 Oh. Yeah. Um, hi. 819 00:54:04,724 --> 00:54:06,214 Let me get Carter for you. 820 00:54:06,459 --> 00:54:08,450 Well, actually, I called to speak to you. 821 00:54:08,962 --> 00:54:10,020 Oh. 822 00:54:10,997 --> 00:54:13,693 Is he all right? 823 00:54:16,036 --> 00:54:19,164 Oh, yeah. He's... He's fine. 824 00:54:20,707 --> 00:54:22,197 May I ask where you are? 825 00:54:22,809 --> 00:54:25,676 France, actually. Uh, tomorrow... 826 00:54:25,879 --> 00:54:27,608 Give him back to me. 827 00:54:29,482 --> 00:54:32,610 Virginia. May I call you Virginia? 828 00:54:33,687 --> 00:54:35,746 I'm not sure that I can make... 829 00:54:35,922 --> 00:54:37,822 VIRGINIA: I'm not asking for his sake. 830 00:54:38,325 --> 00:54:39,849 Mr. Cole... 831 00:54:40,827 --> 00:54:44,319 ...l've been a nurse my entire adult life. 832 00:54:44,497 --> 00:54:47,557 Had a ringside seat to more human tragedy... 833 00:54:47,734 --> 00:54:50,601 ...than any woman should ever have to bear. 834 00:54:50,770 --> 00:54:54,228 Now, I'm prepared for my husband to die. 835 00:54:55,041 --> 00:54:58,943 I'm just not prepared to lose him while he's still alive. 836 00:55:02,349 --> 00:55:04,408 - Who is Howdy Doody? PRESENTER [ON TV]: You got it. 837 00:55:04,651 --> 00:55:06,744 - You pick. - "TV Puppets," for 400. 838 00:55:06,920 --> 00:55:08,217 PRESENTER: These two Muppets... 839 00:55:08,388 --> 00:55:10,686 ... are roommates on the long-running show Sesame Street. 840 00:55:10,857 --> 00:55:13,018 - Who are Bert and Ernie? MAN: Who are Bert and Ernie? 841 00:55:13,193 --> 00:55:14,217 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 842 00:55:14,394 --> 00:55:15,691 [SPEAKS IN FRENCH] 843 00:55:15,862 --> 00:55:18,057 PRESENTER: - the son of a Greek immigrant... 844 00:55:18,231 --> 00:55:19,562 ... was born in Towson, Maryland. 845 00:55:19,733 --> 00:55:21,701 Who is Spiro Agnew? 846 00:55:21,868 --> 00:55:24,132 WOMAN: Who is Spiro Agnew? 847 00:55:24,304 --> 00:55:25,362 Well... 848 00:55:25,672 --> 00:55:28,106 ...you're looking, uh... 849 00:55:28,274 --> 00:55:29,935 ...buoyant. 850 00:55:30,577 --> 00:55:33,478 This is the first time I was ever in a tub with no corners. 851 00:55:33,713 --> 00:55:35,112 Really? 852 00:55:36,116 --> 00:55:40,314 You know, ahem, Carter, uh, I've been thinking... 853 00:55:41,621 --> 00:55:44,886 ...what with the catheter and everything... 854 00:55:45,925 --> 00:55:48,257 ...maybe we should put this on hold for a while. 855 00:55:48,695 --> 00:55:51,994 Come on, now, I told you, stop worrying. I'm fine. 856 00:55:52,198 --> 00:55:54,689 No, no, it's not that. It's not that. 857 00:55:54,901 --> 00:55:58,064 It's just, I mean, if you're worried about letting me down... 858 00:55:58,238 --> 00:56:00,331 ...you know, it's a lot easier for me. 859 00:56:02,142 --> 00:56:04,337 You talked to Virginia, didn't you? 860 00:56:06,012 --> 00:56:07,502 [SIGHS] 861 00:56:08,715 --> 00:56:10,410 Why do you think I'm doing this? 862 00:56:11,017 --> 00:56:13,110 Because I talked you into it. 863 00:56:14,087 --> 00:56:17,989 Edward, you're strong, but you're not that strong. 864 00:56:21,761 --> 00:56:23,126 No. 865 00:56:24,597 --> 00:56:29,091 After Rachel left for college, there was a hole. 866 00:56:30,303 --> 00:56:34,672 I mean, you know, no more homework, no more Little League... 867 00:56:35,375 --> 00:56:38,276 ...recitals, school plays... 868 00:56:39,512 --> 00:56:43,346 ...kids crying, fights, skinned knees. 869 00:56:46,286 --> 00:56:49,619 And for the first time in 40 years, I looked at Virginia... 870 00:56:49,789 --> 00:56:56,126 ...without all of the noise, without all of the distractions... 871 00:56:56,796 --> 00:57:00,391 ...and I couldn't remember what it felt like... 872 00:57:00,633 --> 00:57:05,127 ...when I could not walk down the street without holding her hand. 873 00:57:11,644 --> 00:57:17,139 I mean, she was the same woman I fell in love with, she hadn't changed. 874 00:57:19,552 --> 00:57:23,579 But somehow everything was different. 875 00:57:25,725 --> 00:57:28,319 We'd lost something along the way. 876 00:57:30,363 --> 00:57:31,830 You know? 877 00:57:32,365 --> 00:57:33,525 WOMAN: "TV Puppets," for 600. 878 00:57:33,700 --> 00:57:38,569 PRESENTER: Ventriloquist Edgar Bergen hosted a show named for this dummy. 879 00:57:39,239 --> 00:57:41,867 Who is Charlie McCarthy? 880 00:57:42,075 --> 00:57:44,543 PRESENTER: Sandy? SANDY: Who's Charlie McCarthy? 881 00:57:48,047 --> 00:57:51,073 [CARTER SINGING "THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT"] 882 00:57:54,821 --> 00:57:58,257 [BOTH SINGING] 883 00:58:15,975 --> 00:58:17,237 Look, look, look! 884 00:58:20,046 --> 00:58:21,104 Aah! 885 00:58:25,451 --> 00:58:27,578 CARTER: I was very pleased when Edward decided... 886 00:58:27,754 --> 00:58:30,245 ... to eliminate item number nine from his list: 887 00:58:30,423 --> 00:58:32,482 "Hunt the big cat." 888 00:58:32,659 --> 00:58:35,822 Of course, he did insist on discharging a few rounds from the big gun. 889 00:58:35,995 --> 00:58:37,053 [GUNSHOT] 890 00:58:37,230 --> 00:58:38,254 [EDWARD GRUNTS] 891 00:58:38,431 --> 00:58:40,365 CARTER: One proved to be enough. 892 00:58:45,638 --> 00:58:48,869 - Gin. - Of course, gin, why not? 893 00:58:56,616 --> 00:58:58,379 CARTER: Do you know... 894 00:58:58,585 --> 00:59:02,578 ...that the only dog ever struck by lightning was right here, in Egypt? 895 00:59:04,023 --> 00:59:06,821 I wish I'd met you before we were dead. 896 00:59:06,993 --> 00:59:09,086 [CARTER LAUGHING] 897 00:59:12,599 --> 00:59:15,466 You know, technically... 898 00:59:17,770 --> 00:59:20,603 ...we could cross off two items: 899 00:59:20,773 --> 00:59:22,934 "See the pyramids"... 900 00:59:24,611 --> 00:59:26,636 ...and "witness something majestic." 901 00:59:27,947 --> 00:59:31,110 This is about as majestic as it gets. 902 00:59:32,552 --> 00:59:34,213 Wait till you see my mountain. 903 00:59:34,721 --> 00:59:36,655 Oh, yeah. 904 00:59:38,458 --> 00:59:40,289 Your mountain. 905 00:59:41,561 --> 00:59:45,520 Still, this ain't half bad. 906 00:59:45,698 --> 00:59:49,828 You know, the ancient Egyptians had a beautiful belief about death. 907 00:59:50,637 --> 00:59:52,969 When their souls got to the entrance to heaven... 908 00:59:53,139 --> 00:59:55,630 ...the gods asked them two questions. 909 00:59:55,808 --> 00:59:59,505 Their answers determined whether they were admitted or not. 910 01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:04,081 Okay, I'll bite. 911 01:00:05,985 --> 01:00:07,885 What were they? 912 01:00:09,322 --> 01:00:11,984 Have you found joy in your life? 913 01:00:12,392 --> 01:00:13,689 Uh-huh. 914 01:00:17,563 --> 01:00:19,053 Answer the question. 915 01:00:19,399 --> 01:00:20,764 - Me? - Yeah, you. 916 01:00:20,967 --> 01:00:24,403 Answer the question, "Have I found joy in my life?" 917 01:00:27,907 --> 01:00:29,340 Yes. 918 01:00:29,842 --> 01:00:32,538 Has your life brought joy to others? 919 01:00:34,580 --> 01:00:37,481 Ah, this type of question, l... 920 01:00:38,584 --> 01:00:40,575 I don't know, uh... 921 01:00:40,753 --> 01:00:44,120 I don't think about how other people gauge, uh... 922 01:00:46,359 --> 01:00:47,519 Ask them. 923 01:00:47,727 --> 01:00:49,752 I'm asking you. 924 01:00:53,399 --> 01:00:54,798 Fine. 925 01:00:55,768 --> 01:00:57,292 Fine. 926 01:01:00,073 --> 01:01:02,564 Let me put it to you this way. 927 01:01:04,043 --> 01:01:07,638 After the breakup, and the ensuing fleecing of the dad... 928 01:01:07,814 --> 01:01:09,941 ...Emily went to live with her mother. 929 01:01:10,450 --> 01:01:15,444 You know, you try to stay close, but it gets down to holidays... 930 01:01:15,655 --> 01:01:19,785 ...phone calls, birthday cards, you know. 931 01:01:19,959 --> 01:01:21,551 Anyway... 932 01:01:23,229 --> 01:01:27,325 ...Emily goes to college, joins one of her "Save the Poor People"... 933 01:01:27,533 --> 01:01:29,797 ...the animals, whatnot... 934 01:01:29,969 --> 01:01:32,301 ...meets a guy, decides she loves him. 935 01:01:33,039 --> 01:01:36,304 Good-looking kid, driven, smart. 936 01:01:40,680 --> 01:01:43,774 But there was something about him... 937 01:01:43,950 --> 01:01:47,283 ...so when she said they were engaged I told her I was against it... 938 01:01:47,453 --> 01:01:50,115 ...but being my daughter, naturally... 939 01:01:50,923 --> 01:01:53,084 ...she went ahead and married him anyway. 940 01:01:53,259 --> 01:01:56,490 Needless to say, I wasn't invited to the wedding. 941 01:01:57,563 --> 01:01:58,928 That must have hurt. 942 01:01:59,465 --> 01:02:01,262 You think? 943 01:02:05,938 --> 01:02:11,001 First time he hit her, she came to me. I wanted to bash his brains in. 944 01:02:11,611 --> 01:02:13,135 She wouldn't let me. 945 01:02:13,312 --> 01:02:16,975 Said she loved him, said it wasn't his fault, he'd had a few drinks... 946 01:02:17,150 --> 01:02:20,085 ...she was the one picked the fight. 947 01:02:22,288 --> 01:02:25,849 Next time it happened, she didn't come to me. 948 01:02:27,026 --> 01:02:30,393 The ex told me. Nice to hear her voice again. 949 01:02:31,898 --> 01:02:33,229 What did you do? 950 01:02:33,466 --> 01:02:35,593 What any father would do. 951 01:02:36,502 --> 01:02:38,629 I took care of it. 952 01:02:40,006 --> 01:02:44,409 I called a guy who called a guy who handles these kinds of things. 953 01:02:44,610 --> 01:02:47,078 I don't know what he said, don't know what he did... 954 01:02:47,246 --> 01:02:49,714 ...all I know is he didn't kill him... 955 01:02:49,882 --> 01:02:53,978 ...and my daughter never heard from him again. 956 01:02:55,655 --> 01:02:57,623 How did she react? 957 01:02:59,425 --> 01:03:03,486 Called me names you wouldn't believe, and worse... 958 01:03:04,730 --> 01:03:06,994 Said I was dead to her. 959 01:03:12,371 --> 01:03:15,238 I'm not proud of everything I did... 960 01:03:15,408 --> 01:03:18,070 ...but I'm pretty sure I'd do it all again... 961 01:03:18,244 --> 01:03:22,772 ...so if they don't let me into Egyptian heaven because my daughter hates me... 962 01:03:22,949 --> 01:03:26,715 ...well, then I guess that's just the way it goes. 963 01:03:26,886 --> 01:03:29,753 However you answer your two questions. 964 01:03:35,294 --> 01:03:38,161 How do we get down from this tomb? 965 01:03:57,183 --> 01:04:01,210 CARTER: The empress was the wife of Shah Jahan, the fifth Mogul emperor. 966 01:04:02,121 --> 01:04:05,386 Although it was an arranged marriage, they were deeply in love... 967 01:04:05,558 --> 01:04:10,586 ...and remained inseparable until she died giving birth to their 14th child. 968 01:04:12,431 --> 01:04:15,559 Do you mind if I call you Ray? 969 01:04:16,636 --> 01:04:18,934 Main man Ray. 970 01:04:19,138 --> 01:04:21,299 Are you listening to anything I'm saying? 971 01:04:21,507 --> 01:04:23,134 Absolutely. 972 01:04:23,309 --> 01:04:26,506 Fourteen kids. I'm with you. 973 01:04:30,082 --> 01:04:35,213 It took 20,000 volunteers 22 years to complete this structure. 974 01:04:35,421 --> 01:04:38,481 Every square foot designed by the shah himself. 975 01:04:39,792 --> 01:04:41,919 So that's true love. 976 01:04:42,595 --> 01:04:44,460 That's true love. 977 01:04:45,765 --> 01:04:47,289 Must be nice. 978 01:04:54,674 --> 01:05:00,237 Don't know if I buy the whole "20,000 volunteers" business. 979 01:05:02,315 --> 01:05:06,251 EDWARD: Funeral plans tend to confuse me. 980 01:05:06,953 --> 01:05:09,820 Specifically, buried or cremated. 981 01:05:10,523 --> 01:05:12,184 Take buried. 982 01:05:12,358 --> 01:05:15,452 Now, I know it shouldn't matter, but I'm claustrophobic. 983 01:05:15,628 --> 01:05:16,993 [CARTER CHUCKLES] 984 01:05:17,163 --> 01:05:20,826 What if I wake up underground and nobody can hear me? 985 01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:24,060 Do they still make those coffins with the bells? 986 01:05:24,270 --> 01:05:27,967 Uh... I don't believe they do. 987 01:05:29,342 --> 01:05:32,038 Then cremated. What do you do with the ashes? 988 01:05:32,211 --> 01:05:34,975 Do you bury them, scatter them, put them on a shelf? 989 01:05:35,147 --> 01:05:39,049 Float them down the Ganges on a bed of flowers? 990 01:05:39,652 --> 01:05:42,280 What if I feel the flames? 991 01:05:43,322 --> 01:05:46,223 Well, I definitely want to have myself cremated. 992 01:05:46,392 --> 01:05:50,328 Maybe we should go frozen like Walt Disney. 993 01:05:51,163 --> 01:05:53,597 No. Cremated. 994 01:05:53,799 --> 01:05:57,235 Ashes put in a can, buried some place with a view. 995 01:05:57,403 --> 01:05:58,927 A can, huh? 996 01:05:59,105 --> 01:06:02,905 Yeah. I never liked the sound of the word urn. 997 01:06:03,075 --> 01:06:08,012 Really? Got any special feelings about crypt? 998 01:06:08,180 --> 01:06:10,114 Heh. No. 999 01:06:10,316 --> 01:06:14,343 No, an old Chock Full o'Nuts can will do me just fine. 1000 01:06:14,520 --> 01:06:17,921 Chock Full o'Nuts, "the Heavenly Coffee." 1001 01:06:18,090 --> 01:06:20,957 Better coffee even your money can't buy, my friend. 1002 01:06:21,127 --> 01:06:22,389 Don't bet on it. 1003 01:06:22,561 --> 01:06:24,358 Oh, right. 1004 01:06:24,530 --> 01:06:26,395 Kopi Luwak. 1005 01:06:26,565 --> 01:06:29,534 What do you got against Kopi Luwak? 1006 01:06:31,370 --> 01:06:33,099 Too fancy for my tastes. 1007 01:06:33,272 --> 01:06:38,471 Oh, yeah. Too fancy for my main man, Ray. 1008 01:06:38,644 --> 01:06:41,044 [LAUGHING] 1009 01:06:43,082 --> 01:06:46,074 CARTER: Gin. - Goddamn it. 1010 01:06:46,252 --> 01:06:47,947 You get all the cards. 1011 01:06:55,061 --> 01:06:58,053 EDWARD: This is China for you, baby. 1012 01:06:58,664 --> 01:07:01,497 Whoo-hoo! Yeah! 1013 01:07:18,984 --> 01:07:21,976 Be a lot more majestic if we could see it. 1014 01:07:23,622 --> 01:07:25,988 See that old woman? 1015 01:07:26,759 --> 01:07:29,887 Odds are we're gonna be dead before her. 1016 01:07:31,630 --> 01:07:33,291 Happy thought. 1017 01:07:34,834 --> 01:07:37,997 Of course, she's probably got reincarnation going for her... 1018 01:07:38,170 --> 01:07:40,468 ...however that system works. 1019 01:07:40,673 --> 01:07:43,107 Ah, the Buddhists believe you keep coming back. 1020 01:07:43,275 --> 01:07:46,608 Moving up or down a level, based on how you lived your life. 1021 01:07:47,146 --> 01:07:49,637 See, that's where they lose me. 1022 01:07:50,282 --> 01:07:54,946 I mean, what would a snail have to do to move up in the lineup? 1023 01:07:55,121 --> 01:07:58,113 Lay down a perfect trail of slime? 1024 01:07:58,324 --> 01:08:00,155 So shitty news, or really shitty news? 1025 01:08:00,960 --> 01:08:02,985 A, the first one. 1026 01:08:03,496 --> 01:08:04,963 There's a storm up there. 1027 01:08:05,164 --> 01:08:08,861 Well, thanks for the bulletin, Tom, we can't even see the goddamn thing. 1028 01:08:09,034 --> 01:08:11,502 They won't let us fly up until the weather clears. 1029 01:08:11,704 --> 01:08:13,695 Well, when do they expect it to clear? 1030 01:08:13,873 --> 01:08:15,841 Uh, next spring, sometime. 1031 01:08:17,810 --> 01:08:20,745 That's the really shitty news, in case you were wondering. 1032 01:08:22,948 --> 01:08:24,506 [CARTER SIGHS] 1033 01:08:29,054 --> 01:08:31,887 Well, maybe next time. 1034 01:08:32,558 --> 01:08:33,991 Yeah. 1035 01:08:34,860 --> 01:08:36,725 Next spring. 1036 01:08:39,265 --> 01:08:40,892 So now what? 1037 01:08:41,066 --> 01:08:45,560 Well, maybe your mountain's trying to tell us something. 1038 01:08:45,771 --> 01:08:47,261 What do you mean? 1039 01:08:47,506 --> 01:08:50,339 Maybe we've been gone long enough. 1040 01:08:50,843 --> 01:08:54,040 Gone long enough? Gone long enough for whom? 1041 01:08:55,915 --> 01:08:58,008 Oh. No, I get it. 1042 01:08:58,217 --> 01:09:01,744 The mountain isn't telling us it's time for us to go home. 1043 01:09:01,921 --> 01:09:06,858 The mountain is telling you to tell me it's time for me to go home, right? 1044 01:09:07,026 --> 01:09:10,052 - Yeah. - You shit. 1045 01:09:10,262 --> 01:09:13,891 Why don't you worry about your life, and let me worry about mine, okay? 1046 01:09:14,099 --> 01:09:16,431 Okay, okay! You don't have to get chippy with me. 1047 01:09:16,869 --> 01:09:20,737 CARTER: What's next? EDWARD: Next, Hong Kong. 1048 01:09:21,607 --> 01:09:25,065 EDWARD: Silk suits and black walnut ice cream. 1049 01:09:27,413 --> 01:09:32,874 Tibetans call it Chomulungma, "Goddess Mother of the Snows." 1050 01:09:33,419 --> 01:09:36,718 "Goddess Mother of the World," actually. 1051 01:09:37,523 --> 01:09:40,253 In the traditional Tibetan translation. 1052 01:09:42,261 --> 01:09:44,024 I stand corrected. 1053 01:09:44,663 --> 01:09:46,392 Pinot Noir, please. 1054 01:09:47,299 --> 01:09:49,096 I take it you've been there? 1055 01:09:50,035 --> 01:09:52,629 Uh... Uh... Um... I just left, actually. 1056 01:09:53,339 --> 01:09:55,432 We tried to go up, but it wasn't... 1057 01:09:55,608 --> 01:09:57,269 You're a little late in the season. 1058 01:09:57,443 --> 01:09:58,808 So they tell me. 1059 01:09:58,978 --> 01:10:01,845 - My name's Angelica. - Yeah, Carter. 1060 01:10:03,749 --> 01:10:07,185 I'm sorry if this sounds terrible... 1061 01:10:07,353 --> 01:10:11,187 ...but aren't you a little developed in years to be running up a giant mountain? 1062 01:10:14,159 --> 01:10:17,185 "Developed," now that's certainly one way of putting it. 1063 01:10:17,563 --> 01:10:19,087 Well, I've been up there, you know. 1064 01:10:19,265 --> 01:10:20,323 - Really? - Mm-hm. 1065 01:10:20,499 --> 01:10:23,627 I made it to 26,000 feet before we had to turn back. 1066 01:10:24,169 --> 01:10:26,000 - Really? - Mm-hm. 1067 01:10:27,640 --> 01:10:28,834 What was it like? 1068 01:10:29,475 --> 01:10:30,669 Cold... 1069 01:10:30,843 --> 01:10:32,708 - Mm. ...mostly. 1070 01:10:33,178 --> 01:10:37,046 During the day, the sky is more black than blue. 1071 01:10:37,216 --> 01:10:39,844 There's not enough air to reflect the sunlight. 1072 01:10:40,619 --> 01:10:45,613 But at night, you've never seen so many stars. 1073 01:10:46,458 --> 01:10:51,293 Seems like they're just out of reach, and so bright. 1074 01:10:51,697 --> 01:10:56,600 They're like little holes in the floor of heaven. 1075 01:11:04,043 --> 01:11:06,841 - Did you hear it? - Hear what? 1076 01:11:08,547 --> 01:11:12,039 I read an account of a man who made it to the summit... 1077 01:11:12,918 --> 01:11:17,014 ...and standing there at the top of the world... 1078 01:11:18,023 --> 01:11:21,857 ...he experienced this profound silence. 1079 01:11:22,227 --> 01:11:25,560 It was like all sound just fell away. 1080 01:11:26,565 --> 01:11:28,123 And that's when he heard it. 1081 01:11:28,534 --> 01:11:29,660 What? 1082 01:11:31,003 --> 01:11:33,164 The sound of the mountain. 1083 01:11:35,240 --> 01:11:38,835 He said it was like he heard the voice of God. 1084 01:11:45,651 --> 01:11:47,778 I've never done this before. 1085 01:11:49,288 --> 01:11:52,689 That sounds like such a clich�... 1086 01:11:55,294 --> 01:11:57,888 ...but I have a room upstairs. 1087 01:12:05,037 --> 01:12:06,595 Well, that's... 1088 01:12:09,174 --> 01:12:10,766 I mean... 1089 01:12:11,210 --> 01:12:12,575 I... 1090 01:12:16,382 --> 01:12:18,577 I appreciate that. 1091 01:12:19,718 --> 01:12:21,413 But you see... 1092 01:12:26,258 --> 01:12:28,226 She's a very lucky woman. 1093 01:12:28,427 --> 01:12:31,487 Well, I rather think I'm the lucky one. 1094 01:12:32,097 --> 01:12:33,894 Good for you. 1095 01:12:47,112 --> 01:12:48,511 Tom? 1096 01:12:49,281 --> 01:12:52,773 Three things to remember when you get older: 1097 01:12:52,951 --> 01:12:54,612 Never pass up a bathroom... 1098 01:12:54,820 --> 01:12:58,984 ...never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart. 1099 01:12:59,224 --> 01:13:02,990 I'll keep that in mind as I approach decrepitude. 1100 01:13:03,162 --> 01:13:05,357 Heh-heh. That's a good one there. 1101 01:13:05,998 --> 01:13:07,431 Let's go home. 1102 01:13:07,633 --> 01:13:08,827 Excuse me? 1103 01:13:09,001 --> 01:13:11,265 I want to go home now. 1104 01:13:11,437 --> 01:13:14,600 But I thought that... What about the silk suits? 1105 01:13:15,040 --> 01:13:16,974 That was very clever of you, Edward. 1106 01:13:18,844 --> 01:13:20,141 [LAUGHS] 1107 01:13:20,345 --> 01:13:22,609 How'd you know I wouldn't go through with it? 1108 01:13:23,982 --> 01:13:25,643 I didn't. 1109 01:13:35,027 --> 01:13:36,858 I'm proud of you. 1110 01:13:37,663 --> 01:13:40,359 Nobody cares what you think. 1111 01:13:43,068 --> 01:13:44,194 [INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE] 1112 01:14:03,422 --> 01:14:05,287 America. 1113 01:14:23,542 --> 01:14:27,239 Hey, Tommy, this isn't the way to Crenshaw. 1114 01:14:28,313 --> 01:14:31,714 There's an accident on the 10. We're taking the surface streets. 1115 01:14:31,884 --> 01:14:33,351 Uh-huh. 1116 01:14:47,466 --> 01:14:49,434 Why are we, uh? 1117 01:14:53,939 --> 01:14:55,804 Oh, my God. 1118 01:14:55,974 --> 01:14:59,239 He's kept tabs on her. Just in case you decided to... 1119 01:14:59,411 --> 01:15:01,072 This was your idea, Tom? 1120 01:15:01,246 --> 01:15:03,476 No, it was my idea. I talked him into it. 1121 01:15:03,649 --> 01:15:05,742 - Yeah, talked him into it. - Hey. 1122 01:15:05,951 --> 01:15:08,784 Wait a minute. Edward. Edward? Wait a minute. 1123 01:15:08,954 --> 01:15:11,616 Edward. What are you so afraid of? 1124 01:15:11,790 --> 01:15:16,284 Just because I told you my story does not invite you to be a part of it. 1125 01:15:16,461 --> 01:15:18,088 Oh. Like the lady in the bar? 1126 01:15:18,297 --> 01:15:20,265 - That's different. - Tell me how. 1127 01:15:20,866 --> 01:15:22,959 - Because it is! - How is it different? 1128 01:15:23,168 --> 01:15:26,569 You have no fucking idea who I am! 1129 01:15:26,738 --> 01:15:29,673 I built a billion-dollar business up from nothing! 1130 01:15:29,908 --> 01:15:31,671 Presidents have asked my advice. 1131 01:15:31,910 --> 01:15:35,971 I have dined with royalty and I'm supposed to make out like, what... 1132 01:15:36,148 --> 01:15:38,810 ...this trip was supposed to mean something to me? 1133 01:15:38,984 --> 01:15:41,817 Like it was gonna change me? 1134 01:15:43,989 --> 01:15:48,085 How did you see it playing out, Carter? I knock on the door, she answers. 1135 01:15:48,260 --> 01:15:50,023 She's surprised and angry... 1136 01:15:50,262 --> 01:15:53,425 ...but I tell her how much I love her and miss her. 1137 01:15:53,599 --> 01:15:56,466 And, " Oh. By the way, I'm gonna be dead soon... 1138 01:15:56,635 --> 01:15:59,763 ...so I'm reaching out to you because I don't wanna die alone"? 1139 01:15:59,972 --> 01:16:01,530 Everyone is afraid to die alone. 1140 01:16:01,773 --> 01:16:04,173 I'm not everyone! 1141 01:16:06,011 --> 01:16:09,344 This was supposed to be fun. 1142 01:16:10,449 --> 01:16:13,043 That's all it ever was. 1143 01:16:14,920 --> 01:16:17,616 No, you don't get in. Call a cab. 1144 01:17:09,741 --> 01:17:11,834 [DOORBELL RINGS] 1145 01:17:55,787 --> 01:17:59,154 VIRGINIA: Dear Heavenly Father, we Just want to thank you for this day... 1146 01:17:59,391 --> 01:18:02,554 ...for having our family here together, once again. 1147 01:18:02,728 --> 01:18:05,993 And, Lord, we just want to thank you for returning my husband... 1148 01:18:06,164 --> 01:18:07,893 ...their father, Lord, to us. 1149 01:18:18,643 --> 01:18:20,736 [CHATTERING] 1150 01:18:51,676 --> 01:18:52,768 [VIRGINIA LAUGHS] 1151 01:19:08,693 --> 01:19:10,058 [SNIFFS] 1152 01:19:10,228 --> 01:19:12,162 WOMAN 1: Is he crying? 1153 01:19:12,330 --> 01:19:13,991 WOMAN 2: I don't know. 1154 01:19:14,499 --> 01:19:16,524 He's usually so much fun. 1155 01:19:16,701 --> 01:19:19,101 [CRYING] 1156 01:19:20,338 --> 01:19:22,636 [LAUGHING] 1157 01:19:22,908 --> 01:19:24,466 VIRGINIA: Oh... 1158 01:19:28,146 --> 01:19:29,511 - Wait a minute. - What? 1159 01:19:29,681 --> 01:19:31,478 - I got something for us. - Oh? 1160 01:19:31,650 --> 01:19:34,050 I wasn't sure I'd need it. 1161 01:19:34,219 --> 01:19:35,584 CARTER: Sure. 1162 01:19:35,754 --> 01:19:37,984 VIRGINIA: Ow! CARTER: Heh. 1163 01:19:39,624 --> 01:19:41,649 Okay. 1164 01:19:51,036 --> 01:19:52,128 [CLEARS THROAT] 1165 01:19:52,571 --> 01:19:54,436 VIRGINIA: You know how long it's been? 1166 01:19:55,340 --> 01:19:56,500 Do I wanna know? 1167 01:19:56,675 --> 01:19:58,142 [VIRGINIA LAUGHING] 1168 01:19:58,944 --> 01:20:00,741 VIRGINIA: Well, it's been longer than that. 1169 01:20:01,146 --> 01:20:02,841 [CHUCKLES] 1170 01:20:22,734 --> 01:20:26,727 You know, I feel like a teenager. Like our first time. 1171 01:20:26,905 --> 01:20:31,205 Uh, if we were teenagers, we never would've gotten out of that living room. 1172 01:20:31,543 --> 01:20:33,738 I remember the first time. 1173 01:20:33,912 --> 01:20:36,608 There was no tiptoeing around. 1174 01:20:36,781 --> 01:20:40,376 You were on me like... that. 1175 01:20:42,420 --> 01:20:43,478 Carter? 1176 01:20:44,923 --> 01:20:48,620 Oh, you playing hide-and-seek now, huh? Okay. 1177 01:20:50,128 --> 01:20:51,755 Carter! 1178 01:20:52,197 --> 01:20:55,564 - which resulted in a 15 percent increase in cash assets... 1179 01:20:55,734 --> 01:20:59,431 ...following the sale of the recovery center to Phillips Medical. 1180 01:21:01,740 --> 01:21:03,401 Mr. Cole? 1181 01:21:04,643 --> 01:21:06,508 Mr. Cole? 1182 01:21:06,711 --> 01:21:09,339 You ever read The Divine Comedy? 1183 01:21:11,149 --> 01:21:12,616 Excuse me, sir? 1184 01:21:13,118 --> 01:21:18,454 The Divine Comedy, Dante Alighieri's journey into hell. 1185 01:21:22,494 --> 01:21:23,927 Maybe we should take a break. 1186 01:21:24,229 --> 01:21:25,924 We don't need a break. 1187 01:21:26,097 --> 01:21:29,362 I'm in remission. I'm a goddamn medical miracle. 1188 01:21:29,534 --> 01:21:31,525 I'm simply asking... 1189 01:21:31,736 --> 01:21:35,331 ...if you ever read The Divine Comedy. 1190 01:21:35,540 --> 01:21:37,098 Sir, you have a phone call. 1191 01:21:37,943 --> 01:21:39,877 Tommy, not now. 1192 01:21:40,111 --> 01:21:41,840 I really think you should take this. 1193 01:21:47,452 --> 01:21:50,250 [CHATTERING] 1194 01:21:54,192 --> 01:21:55,557 Uh... 1195 01:21:55,760 --> 01:21:57,284 Hey, Edward. 1196 01:21:57,462 --> 01:21:58,656 What's the prognosis? 1197 01:21:58,863 --> 01:22:00,490 It's metastasized to his brain. 1198 01:22:00,665 --> 01:22:03,634 Metast... Operable? 1199 01:22:03,802 --> 01:22:05,997 The odds aren't what we'd like them to be. 1200 01:22:08,073 --> 01:22:09,904 Odds. 1201 01:22:10,775 --> 01:22:12,072 Jesus. 1202 01:22:32,063 --> 01:22:33,223 How's he doing? 1203 01:22:35,200 --> 01:22:37,031 He's doing okay. 1204 01:22:42,874 --> 01:22:45,399 Uh, he wanted me to give you this. 1205 01:22:45,577 --> 01:22:47,943 I was supposed to wait until after... 1206 01:22:48,179 --> 01:22:50,841 ...but then I thought... 1207 01:22:51,016 --> 01:22:53,348 She never listened to me before. 1208 01:22:55,220 --> 01:22:57,552 Why change a winning formula? 1209 01:22:58,056 --> 01:22:59,523 [CHUCKLES] 1210 01:23:00,325 --> 01:23:02,088 You look like shit, Ray. 1211 01:23:03,228 --> 01:23:04,718 Thanks. 1212 01:23:05,697 --> 01:23:07,221 How they treating you? 1213 01:23:09,034 --> 01:23:11,229 Pea soup still sucks. 1214 01:23:11,636 --> 01:23:13,934 I'll have a word with the owner. 1215 01:23:14,572 --> 01:23:16,437 You do that. 1216 01:23:28,119 --> 01:23:30,087 Can I have some water? 1217 01:23:30,255 --> 01:23:33,656 You can't have water, but I'll get you some of those lemon swabs, okay? 1218 01:23:33,858 --> 01:23:34,916 CARTER: All right. 1219 01:23:50,575 --> 01:23:53,408 You still drinking that fancy coffee? 1220 01:23:53,578 --> 01:23:55,136 What? 1221 01:23:55,680 --> 01:23:56,908 What are you, obsessed? 1222 01:23:57,082 --> 01:23:58,174 [CARTER CHUCKLES] 1223 01:24:02,420 --> 01:24:03,944 Read it. 1224 01:24:06,391 --> 01:24:10,452 "Kopi Luwak is the world's most expensive coffee. 1225 01:24:10,628 --> 01:24:15,827 Though for some, it falls under the category of 'too good to be true.' 1226 01:24:16,000 --> 01:24:19,026 In the Sumatran village where the beans are grown... 1227 01:24:19,204 --> 01:24:21,968 ...lives a breed of wild tree cat. 1228 01:24:22,173 --> 01:24:27,008 These cats eat the beans, digest them and then... 1229 01:24:27,178 --> 01:24:29,009 ...defecate. 1230 01:24:30,782 --> 01:24:35,310 The villagers then collect and process the stools. 1231 01:24:35,487 --> 01:24:39,890 It is the combination of the beans and the gastric juices of the tree cat... 1232 01:24:40,058 --> 01:24:44,495 ...that give Kopi Luwak its unique flavor... 1233 01:24:44,662 --> 01:24:46,562 ...and aroma." 1234 01:24:47,799 --> 01:24:49,198 You're shitting me. 1235 01:24:51,302 --> 01:24:53,702 Cats beat me to it. 1236 01:25:13,725 --> 01:25:16,455 - You got a pen? Give me a pen. - What? 1237 01:25:17,195 --> 01:25:18,662 What? 1238 01:25:41,085 --> 01:25:42,279 Here. 1239 01:25:47,892 --> 01:25:49,917 It's not finished. 1240 01:25:50,562 --> 01:25:51,927 Well... 1241 01:25:52,230 --> 01:25:54,528 It's not a one-man deal. 1242 01:25:55,800 --> 01:25:58,132 I'm afraid it'll have to be. 1243 01:26:21,559 --> 01:26:22,958 We're ready. 1244 01:26:31,536 --> 01:26:33,231 I'll be here when you get back. 1245 01:26:33,738 --> 01:26:35,763 Sounds good to me. 1246 01:27:18,182 --> 01:27:22,619 CARTER: Dear Edward, I've gone back and forth the last few days... 1247 01:27:22,787 --> 01:27:26,120 ... trying to decide whether or not I should even write this. 1248 01:27:27,158 --> 01:27:32,118 In the end, I realized I would regret it if I didn't... 1249 01:27:32,297 --> 01:27:34,458 ... so here goes. 1250 01:27:35,466 --> 01:27:37,457 I know the last time we saw each other... 1251 01:27:37,635 --> 01:27:40,695 ... we weren't exactly hitting the sweetest notes. 1252 01:27:40,872 --> 01:27:44,103 It certainly wasn't the way I wanted the trip to end. 1253 01:27:46,210 --> 01:27:51,238 I suppose I'm responsible, and for that I'm sorry. 1254 01:27:52,517 --> 01:27:56,476 But, in all honesty, if I had the chance, I'd do it again. 1255 01:28:00,625 --> 01:28:04,618 Virginia said I left a stranger and came back a husband. 1256 01:28:05,563 --> 01:28:07,690 I owe that to you. 1257 01:28:09,534 --> 01:28:13,197 There's no way I can repay you for all you've done for me... 1258 01:28:13,371 --> 01:28:19,173 ... so rather than try, I'm Just going to ask you to do something else for me. 1259 01:28:19,944 --> 01:28:22,435 Find the Joy in your life. 1260 01:28:24,682 --> 01:28:27,242 You once said you're not everyone. 1261 01:28:27,418 --> 01:28:29,886 Well, that's true. 1262 01:28:30,054 --> 01:28:32,522 You're certainly not everyone. 1263 01:28:33,057 --> 01:28:36,857 But everyone is everyone. 1264 01:28:39,597 --> 01:28:41,565 My pastor always says: 1265 01:28:42,100 --> 01:28:44,660 " Our lives are streams... 1266 01:28:45,069 --> 01:28:47,037 ... flowing into the same river... 1267 01:28:47,205 --> 01:28:51,608 ... towards whatever heaven lies in the mist beyond the falls. " 1268 01:28:51,776 --> 01:28:55,212 Hello, sweetie. Hi. 1269 01:28:55,380 --> 01:28:58,178 CARTER: Find the Joy in your life, Edward. 1270 01:29:04,422 --> 01:29:06,322 My dear friend... 1271 01:29:06,958 --> 01:29:12,294 ... close your eyes and let the waters take you home. 1272 01:29:14,999 --> 01:29:19,561 Good afternoon. My name is Edward Cole. 1273 01:29:22,473 --> 01:29:27,570 I don't know what most people say at these occasions, because... 1274 01:29:28,012 --> 01:29:30,503 ...in all honesty, I... 1275 01:29:31,816 --> 01:29:34,785 I've tried to avoid them. 1276 01:29:38,790 --> 01:29:41,258 The simplest thing is... 1277 01:29:41,426 --> 01:29:45,522 ...I loved him and I miss him. 1278 01:29:50,802 --> 01:29:53,930 Carter and I saw the world together. 1279 01:29:55,673 --> 01:29:57,800 Which is amazing... 1280 01:29:57,975 --> 01:30:00,671 ...when you think that only three months ago... 1281 01:30:00,845 --> 01:30:03,678 ...we were complete strangers. 1282 01:30:08,820 --> 01:30:10,651 I hope... 1283 01:30:12,156 --> 01:30:15,557 ...that it doesn't sound selfish of me... 1284 01:30:15,760 --> 01:30:19,992 ...but the last months of his life... 1285 01:30:20,164 --> 01:30:23,463 ...were the best months of mine. 1286 01:30:25,970 --> 01:30:27,665 He saved my life. 1287 01:30:28,706 --> 01:30:31,800 And he knew it before I did. 1288 01:30:34,679 --> 01:30:39,013 EDWARD: I'm deeply proud that this man... 1289 01:30:39,183 --> 01:30:43,586 ... found it worth his while to know me. 1290 01:30:45,323 --> 01:30:47,257 In the end... 1291 01:30:47,425 --> 01:30:53,159 ... I think it's safe to say that we brought some Joy to one another's lives. 1292 01:30:53,498 --> 01:30:56,524 So, one day, when... 1293 01:30:57,235 --> 01:31:00,671 ... I go to some final resting place... 1294 01:31:01,539 --> 01:31:06,033 ... if I happen to wake up next to a certain wall with a gate... 1295 01:31:06,210 --> 01:31:09,407 ... I hope that Carter's there... 1296 01:31:09,580 --> 01:31:11,810 ... to vouch for me... 1297 01:31:12,016 --> 01:31:15,008 ... and show me the ropes on the other side. 1298 01:31:21,626 --> 01:31:24,459 CARTER: Edward Perriman Cole died in May. 1299 01:31:25,630 --> 01:31:28,428 It was a Sunday, in the afternoon... 1300 01:31:28,599 --> 01:31:31,966 ... and there wasn't a cloud in the sky. 1301 01:31:32,136 --> 01:31:34,229 He was 81 years old. 1302 01:31:36,440 --> 01:31:40,774 Even now, I can't claim to understand the measure of a life. 1303 01:31:41,579 --> 01:31:44,139 But I can tell you this: 1304 01:31:44,749 --> 01:31:49,083 I know that when he died, his eyes were closed... 1305 01:31:49,854 --> 01:31:52,414 ... and his heart was open. 1306 01:31:53,858 --> 01:31:58,227 And I'm pretty sure he was happy with his final resting place... 1307 01:31:58,996 --> 01:32:02,295 ... because he was buried on the mountain... 1308 01:32:03,301 --> 01:32:06,099 ... and that was against the law. 1309 01:36:57,862 --> 01:36:59,853 Subtitles by Leapinlar 96772