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Hawkeye: All of them.
Every last one.
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Inconsiderate, gamma-faced
glutton-head...
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(woman screams)
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(woman screams on tv)
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Next time, knock.
What do you want?
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What do I want?
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I wanted pickles!
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Now? I just want
some answers.
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(woman screams on tv)
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Can only deal with one
girly scream at a time.
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(in high pitched voice) girly?
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(clears throat)
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You overgrown
garbage disposal!
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How do you know it was me?
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Aw, come on!
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(burps)
(sniffs)
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There it is.
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Pickle juice.
I can smell it.
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(scoffs) big mouth
for a small head.
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Fine, yeah, I ate
your stupid pickles.
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(groans)
cry about it outside.
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Hey, I remember these.
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What are you doing?
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Gotta say, there really is
nothing like a little glass unicorn
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To show off your
soft side, hulkie.
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(woman screams)
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Get away from that!
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Get away from what... Ah!
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(grunts)
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Whoa!
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(beeping)
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I said back away!
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That is it! I've had
enough of your...
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Huh?
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(rumbling)
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(glass shatters)
(groans)
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(echoing) scabby!
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(whimpers)
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(growls)
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(chuckles nervously)
you know what? Just forget the pickles.
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(screams)
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(roaring)
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(hulk roaring)
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(screams)
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(roaring)
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Ugh. Again?
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Your turn,
captain hall monitor.
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(panting)
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(grunts)
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(shrieks)
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Come on, give me a break!
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Stop moving, and I will!
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(growls)
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All right, look,
you jade temper tantrum,
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This was totally your fault.
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Your arrow. Your bad.
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Hulk, hawkeye... Do you
know what time it is?
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Time to smash!
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He's bent out of shape
over one of his stupid glass animals that fell.
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You... You didn't...
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Hawkeye, did you
mess with the zoo?
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No. The zoo?
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You got a death
wish, hawkeye?
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Me? What about
the pickles?
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(annunciating) pickles!
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Alien 1: Are you
recording this? Alien 2: Indeed.
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He's every bit as savage
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As mojo said he would be.
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Have we foundmy star attraction?
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Alien 1: He is occupied.
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Engaged in a...
What is the word?
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"stand-off"?
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Oh, of course.A classic.
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Like an american cowboy.
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Now, be good underlings
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And bring me the hulk.
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Accidents happen, hulk.
I'm sure hawkeye feels bad about it.
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I like watching him shake.
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Take a step.
I dare you.
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I wouldn't do that.
He didn't mean it, hulk.
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Dare me?
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Hulk: You dare me?
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Stand down, hulk.
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(growls)
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Hawkeye: Whoa!
Hulk: Bet you're sorry now!
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Now? Now I'm glad
your glass doll is broken.
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Doll?
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Enough's enough, guys.
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This is embarrassing.
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Alien 1: I can't
get a clear shot.
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Take 'em both.
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(whirring)
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No, let him sweat, tin...
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Oh, that's just great.
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Now what?
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(hulk grunts)
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(hawkeye straining)
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Get off me, you rage-filled,
crystal-collecting...
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Uh, hulk?
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I don't think we landed
in a new york street.
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Alien 2: This isn't right.
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Ah, I see.
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We have received a parasitic
life-form in error.
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A bonus indeed.
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Mojo: Ladies,gentlemen, others.
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Look what I've brought you.
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Wait... "special guest"?
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(grunts)
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(cameras clicking)
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(yelling) whoa!
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(grunts)
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A gladiatorial arena?
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Can't I ever be transported
to some island paradise?
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Or a ski slope? Or...
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(monster roars)
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(audience cheering)
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Down, boy! Down, boy!
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Whoa! Hey!
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A little help here, hulk?
(monster screeches)
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Mojo: From arena 6c,
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Aboard the mojoensign class warp-ship,
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It's mojo-pocalypse!
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Tonight's combatants...
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Earth's emerald giant,
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The incredible,the insatiable hulk!
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And a humanhitch-hiking parasitethat shoots sharp sticks!
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This guy!
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And finally,
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Reigning mojo-pocalypse
champion,
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Torgo!
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What are you waiting
for, hulk?
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An apology.
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Apologize? To you?
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You threw me out a window!
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Huh.
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Happy?
(panting)
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Hulk?
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Mojo: The mighty... Nay,
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The indestructible hulk
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Felled by a single punch?
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Now that's good cookin'.
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Let's hear it for him.
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Torgo!
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(cheering)
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(chanting) torgo! Torgo!
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Now let's see how this, uh,
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Hand-picked human place holder
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Fares against your10-time tournament champion
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And all-around crusher.
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Me?
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Mojo: Who gives you the bestin cosmic entertainment?
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Audience: (chanting)
mojo! Mojo!
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I can't hear you!
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(audience cheering)
torgo make quick.
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Not the kind of
pickle I wanted.
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Torgo make bang-bang!
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Not on hawkeye, he doesn't.
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(groans)
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Who's in charge here?
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Mojo: I sent you to earth,
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The most unruly planet
in the galaxy,
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And this is what I get?
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Torgo needs
a worthy challenger!
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Who's this
yellow-haired flesh bag?
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He's messing with my show.
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Teleport green meanie
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Back in there
before I fall asleep
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Watching this yawn-fest.
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And bring me
seven buckets of krill.
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Mojo hungers. Go!
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(groans)
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And look who's backwanting more!
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The inescapable hulk.
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(powering up)
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We're on the verge
of a nasty comeback,
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And I can only get
5.2 billion to watch?
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It's the sports event
of a lifetime.
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The whole universe
should be tuned in!
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(grunts)
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Here's metal in your eye!
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(grunts)
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Torgo bless you with one...
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Two!
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Torgo smash!
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Hulk: That's my line!
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(grunts)
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Huh?
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(whistles)
nice double, hulk.
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Home run.
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Mojo: Total knock-out?
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(cackles)
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Mojo: Hulk isthe new champion!
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(bell dings)
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Hate paparazzi.
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You may be the champion
of the arena,
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But I'm the undefeated
master of public opinion.
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(squeals)
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What does an audience adore
even more than a champion or an underdog?
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A rematch!
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(coughs)
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(hulk grunts)
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Torgo say night-night,
green-green.
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Come on, green-green.
Up and at 'em.
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(groans)
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What happened?
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Torgo made bang-bang.
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(growls)
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(groaning)
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I thought you were mojo's
bff warrior lapdog.
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What is this? A trick?
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No. Torgo prisoner, like you.
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Mojo biggest galactic
fight promoter.
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Go from galaxy to galaxybig-talking next bout.
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With each fight,mojo grow powerful.
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Torgo learn bouts are fake.
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Winner pickedbefore each fight.
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Torgo winner, all time.
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Torgo make bang-bang,
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Mojo no cancel torgo home.
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Cancel home?
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What do you mean,
destroy your planet?
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Yeah. Great boom-boom.
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This torgo's story.
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This torgo's apology.
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You're apologizing?
To us?
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Well, there's something
I don't hear every day.
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Haven't forgotten
about you.
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We're not through.
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Oh, so we're back to our
regularly-scheduled program?
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Don't worry, pickle puss.
You'll be back to your old doll collection shortly.
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Not doll! Don't call it doll.
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Humans. (sighs)
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Doomed.
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Audience: (chanting)
mojo! Mojo!
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Thank you! Thank...
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Silence!
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Can we get on with it?
I'm hungry...
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(moans)
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(gulps)
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...Uh, to give you
tonight's fight.
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(burps)
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Mojo: Hailing fromplanet earth,
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The green machine...
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Hulk!(audience cheering)
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And friend.(crickets chirping)
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Are those space crickets?
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They're not here for you.
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(audience cheers)
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What? I got charisma.
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(cheering)
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(cameras clicking)
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(roars)
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(roars)
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Mojo: Derby of demise!
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Round two.
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No, no, no.
Hold up, hulk!
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Torgo's not
the bad guy here.
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Wait it out and try...
(both groaning)
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(all groan)
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That's right, sports fans!
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We've got ourselves
a good old
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"derby of demise."
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The rules are simple.
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There are none!
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The last alienstanding lives.
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What are we dealing
with, torgo?
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Fight. Fight all.
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Win for home.
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Torgo sorry.
270
00:13:36,415 --> 00:13:38,449
Can I fight him now?
271
00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:40,084
Uh, okay.
272
00:13:40,853 --> 00:13:43,021
Anything you wanna
say to me before whatever happens here?
273
00:13:43,222 --> 00:13:44,823
No. You?
274
00:13:44,825 --> 00:13:46,858
You are really stubborn,
you know that?
275
00:13:47,059 --> 00:13:48,126
(monster shrieking)
uh...
276
00:13:48,961 --> 00:13:50,261
And angry!
277
00:13:50,462 --> 00:13:52,130
I like when you're angry.
278
00:13:53,065 --> 00:13:54,232
Let's get this over with.
279
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:55,600
(warrior roars)
280
00:13:56,135 --> 00:13:57,202
(grunts)
281
00:13:58,137 --> 00:14:00,038
(hulk roars)
282
00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:02,006
(grunts)
283
00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:04,075
(snarls)
284
00:14:06,445 --> 00:14:07,979
(grunts)
(growls)
285
00:14:11,984 --> 00:14:13,051
(hulk growls)
286
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:14,586
(grunts)
287
00:14:25,097 --> 00:14:26,264
Whoa!
288
00:14:34,273 --> 00:14:35,340
(cackles)
289
00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:39,244
Mojo: Yes! Rocket punch!
290
00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:40,478
(cheering)
291
00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:45,617
(torgo grunts)
292
00:14:51,123 --> 00:14:52,891
(cheering wildly)
293
00:14:53,959 --> 00:14:55,026
Good fight.
294
00:14:58,330 --> 00:15:00,098
(yelling)
295
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,600
(cackles)
296
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:06,304
Now torgo bless...
297
00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:07,438
Huh?
298
00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:10,241
Huh?
299
00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:15,580
(groans)
300
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:17,982
(all gasp and groan)
301
00:15:20,185 --> 00:15:22,353
Hawkeye: Sorry, torgo.
Hulk's a pal.
302
00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:24,956
I'll be okay.
303
00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:27,625
Stop mojo. Win.
304
00:15:28,527 --> 00:15:28,526
Mojo: Uh-uh!
305
00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:32,964
There are still twocombatants standing.
306
00:15:32,966 --> 00:15:34,933
Us? Versus each other?
307
00:15:35,167 --> 00:15:36,567
Forget it, mojo.
308
00:15:36,702 --> 00:15:38,469
We only fight
over pickles.
309
00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:40,705
They want to flex
their muscle.
310
00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:43,041
I'll flex mine.
311
00:15:43,208 --> 00:15:45,076
You forfeit?
312
00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:46,577
Sick of all your games
313
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,513
And all your chins.
314
00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:49,580
Good one.
315
00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:54,018
I've decided not to renewyour contract, gentlemen.
316
00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:56,054
You've been canceled.
317
00:15:56,488 --> 00:15:58,089
Ta-ta for now.
318
00:15:58,657 --> 00:16:00,024
Wait!
319
00:16:02,328 --> 00:16:03,594
(hawkeye screams)
320
00:16:07,499 --> 00:16:09,467
Wait, before you... (groans)
321
00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:13,004
And where did you
two go, exactly?
322
00:16:15,441 --> 00:16:17,008
Hawkeye: Wherever it was,
323
00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:18,476
It just came here.
324
00:16:21,413 --> 00:16:22,480
(aliens screeching)
325
00:16:24,116 --> 00:16:25,717
What is this?
326
00:16:26,051 --> 00:16:28,019
Oh, an intergalactic
fight promoter
327
00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:29,153
Who wants to destroy
the planet.
328
00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:30,722
You know, the usual.
329
00:16:35,561 --> 00:16:37,395
(creatures shrieking)
330
00:16:37,763 --> 00:16:40,098
Now this is my
kind of sport!
331
00:16:43,035 --> 00:16:45,003
Have at thee, monsters!
332
00:16:50,275 --> 00:16:51,342
(grunts)
333
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:53,544
We all know mine's
good, but hey, hulk,
334
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:55,079
How's your aim?
335
00:16:58,584 --> 00:17:00,318
Actually, on second thought,
336
00:17:00,652 --> 00:17:02,520
This may be a really bad idea.
337
00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:06,024
Nah. Best idea
you've had all day.
338
00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:09,093
Hey, I'm sorry for
eating your pickles.
339
00:17:09,661 --> 00:17:12,030
Thank you! I'm sorry too...
340
00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:14,132
Wait, why are you
saying this now?
341
00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:15,233
Just in case.
342
00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:16,401
(hawkeye yells)
343
00:17:19,738 --> 00:17:21,773
(grunts) hulk!
344
00:17:22,141 --> 00:17:23,341
See you inside!
345
00:17:30,149 --> 00:17:32,717
Mojo: Tonight!Torgo the tenacious
346
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,352
Takes on not one,
347
00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:37,088
But six ofthe nastiest brawlers
348
00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:39,090
That planet earthhas to offer!
349
00:17:39,591 --> 00:17:43,361
Including the rematchyou've all beenwaiting for...
350
00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:45,463
The hulk!
351
00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:47,799
Clash of the brash!
352
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,636
Available now on pay-for-view.
Only 70 billion fractin.
353
00:17:51,638 --> 00:17:53,704
I am awesome!
354
00:17:54,206 --> 00:17:56,607
But can you do something
about that fourth chin?
355
00:17:57,109 --> 00:17:58,476
(hulk roars)
356
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:05,083
Never let it be said
you don't know how to make an entrance.
357
00:18:05,451 --> 00:18:09,120
(screeching)
underlings! How dare you run?
358
00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:12,590
I swear, people have
no work ethic these days.
359
00:18:14,293 --> 00:18:17,462
But why beat on me when
you can get beaten on?
360
00:18:20,666 --> 00:18:23,768
Torgo, make bang-bang!
361
00:18:27,239 --> 00:18:28,406
(mojo squeals)
362
00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:30,174
Torgo had enough.
363
00:18:30,176 --> 00:18:31,742
(mojo screams)
364
00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:36,714
(torgo groans)
365
00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:40,585
So many cancellations today.
366
00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:42,653
(hulk groans)
367
00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:47,792
Guess I'll have to find
a new fall lineup.
368
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:48,893
(hawkeye grunts)
369
00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:52,497
I'm sorry!
370
00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:58,169
You're just not popular
enough to star in your own vehicle, uh...
371
00:18:58,171 --> 00:18:59,370
What's your name?
(arrow whizzes)
372
00:19:00,772 --> 00:19:01,873
(crashing)
373
00:19:01,875 --> 00:19:03,774
The name's hawkeye.
374
00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:07,211
This is the part
where you come quietly, wire-for-brains.
375
00:19:07,446 --> 00:19:09,580
Or what? More violence?
376
00:19:09,748 --> 00:19:11,916
You earthers love to fight.
377
00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:13,918
Over every trivial thing!
378
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,920
"hulk ate my green crunchies!"
379
00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:18,789
"stick-shooter broke
my crystal animal!"
380
00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:21,359
Everything is a fight!
381
00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:23,794
And I'm the bad guy?
382
00:19:25,931 --> 00:19:27,665
(hawkeye yells)
383
00:19:28,734 --> 00:19:29,901
(hawkeye grunts)
384
00:19:30,802 --> 00:19:32,603
Thanks for
having my back.
385
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:35,239
Enough talk. More smash.
386
00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:39,911
You gotta be kidding.
387
00:19:39,913 --> 00:19:41,779
Talk about a design flaw.
388
00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:44,182
Who puts an exposed
control panel
389
00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:45,917
On the bottom
of their hover chair?
390
00:19:45,919 --> 00:19:47,685
(screams)
391
00:19:49,321 --> 00:19:50,555
Hulk?
392
00:19:58,764 --> 00:20:00,965
(chuckles nervously)
393
00:20:02,568 --> 00:20:04,669
Well, that's our show.
394
00:20:04,903 --> 00:20:06,470
Good fight
395
00:20:06,472 --> 00:20:08,439
And good night, everybody.
396
00:20:10,676 --> 00:20:13,211
Man, I really
hate teleporters.
397
00:20:16,682 --> 00:20:19,717
Torgo: Torgo take ship
and return fighters home.
398
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,919
Then have bounty
placed on mojo.
399
00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:24,889
Time that mojo
go big-boom.
400
00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:27,792
Uh, I like that plan.
401
00:20:27,794 --> 00:20:29,860
Let us know if you need
a hand when you find him.
402
00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:32,230
We avengers love to avenge.
403
00:20:33,865 --> 00:20:36,534
Look, hulk. Mojo said
a lot of dumb stuff,
404
00:20:36,536 --> 00:20:37,969
But one thing made sense.
405
00:20:38,337 --> 00:20:40,404
You and me make mountains
out of molehills, and,
406
00:20:41,306 --> 00:20:43,507
You know, the whole thing with
the crystal in your room.
407
00:20:43,509 --> 00:20:44,709
All of that?
408
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:45,977
I'm sorry.
409
00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:48,946
(grunts) already apologized.
410
00:20:48,948 --> 00:20:50,014
I know. Just...
411
00:20:50,482 --> 00:20:51,949
Wanted it to be sincere.
412
00:20:52,317 --> 00:20:53,384
We're good.
413
00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:54,452
(hawkeye grunts)
414
00:20:57,923 --> 00:20:59,490
(groans)
415
00:21:01,226 --> 00:21:03,394
(yawns) huh? What the...
416
00:21:03,795 --> 00:21:05,997
Now that's what
I'm talking about!
417
00:21:05,999 --> 00:21:07,765
Ah, that big green galoot!
418
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:08,899
I didn't know
he had it in him.
419
00:21:09,334 --> 00:21:10,935
Perfect, I'm starving.
420
00:21:11,737 --> 00:21:13,371
Empty? (grunts)
421
00:21:14,706 --> 00:21:16,507
Empty. Empty?
422
00:21:17,509 --> 00:21:19,343
(hawkeye growls)
423
00:21:22,414 --> 00:21:23,681
What?
424
00:21:25,851 --> 00:21:28,819
"I.O.U. 15 boxes of pickles.
425
00:21:28,821 --> 00:21:30,288
"got hungry."
426
00:21:30,856 --> 00:21:32,023
Hawkeye: (screams) hulk!
427
00:21:32,073 --> 00:21:36,623
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