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Hey, Mom?
What's up, I'm working.
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Get out. Art!
You just won five bucks!
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You finally got a real job?
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Sound design is a real job.
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You re actually a
professional sound designer?
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Not exactly, I'm still
doing foley. But I'm
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getting paid this time!
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I'm so proud of you!
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It's going in the church
bulletin. What's it called?
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It's an indie movie, it probably
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won't come to theatres near you.
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You probably won't see it.
You know what, I've actually
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really gotta finish this. So I'll call
you back later okay love you, bye!
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JUNE, ADRIFT
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Subrip: Pix
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Hurry Barkley.
You will be late for class.
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Thanks, Babcia.
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You want me to clock
you in, it's gonna cost ya!
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Rachel, you
didn't have to do that!
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It wasn't any trouble.
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To pack up my classroom?
You already had to pack up yours!
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I wanted to make sure
you didn't have any excuses
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not to go on
your date with Mark.
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You set me up
on a date with Mark?
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No, I can't, I couldn't,
he's so cute!
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It'll be great.
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I still have to find a
summer home for that'stupid turtle.
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I sent your class turtle
home with Benny Schwartzman.
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And there's this
UPS package on my desk
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that I still need to mail.
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I saw it! Already mailed it.
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My god. Really?
That is amazing. Rach,
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st... I mean, but wait, don't... I
ught that you liked Mark?
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I couldn't possibly date
anyone ht now. I'm way too busy.
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I don't know what my mom is
elling people, but I have a job!
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Have you eaten yet today?
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and I don't need her friends
to me up on pity dates, you know?
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Do you have something
I can put water in?
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On top of the fridge.
Contrary to popular belief,
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am not the ideal match for all
sement-dwelling mouth-breathers.
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Do you ever open your mail?
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Yeah, I've been busy this week.
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This is from December.
From your parents?
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I'm getting to it,
it's on my to-do list.
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She was trying to hook me up
with an unemployed
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thirty six year old who still
hasn't finished undergrad.
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Em, sorry about your day.
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Merry Christmas
friends and family!
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This year has brought us many
blessings. Arthur and I are
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nning for our 60 day summer
ise to Australia. Anchors away!
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Hannah and her wonderful
husband Brandon
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have secured political asylum
for 112 more Sudanese refugees.
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So proud of you two.
A little birdy told us
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Kent and Amy are
expecting some good news!
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Congratulations you guys.
Meanwhile, Emma is still
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trying to do the LA thing!
We re all pullin for ya, but
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remember, we still haven't
packed up your bedroom.
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You have options. They included
you in the letter this year.
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You suck.
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This is Kasia, I call
your mother five times.
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I cannot stay open for this.
Come pick up her order now.
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Shit.
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So hot right now.
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What did I say?
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No talking.
So hot! So hot!
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Shut the door!
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Get the keys!
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They re not here! Help me look!
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Dude, I'm looking for my pants!
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Fuuu...
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Hey, so, what
are you up to tomorrow?
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I'm totally free;
tomorrow's my only day off.
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Sweet, I need
you to cover my shift.
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Wait, I ve never
worked in lumber before!
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That's fine, you're mexican,
you can do it, right? Lo siento.
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You missed dinner.
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You are better than this.
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I'm sorry.
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Hey, mom, you know it is
three in the morning here, right?
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I know you weren't sleeping.
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True.
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Well, I hate to lose
it because it's the'source
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of some of my best material,
but it's time.
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Time for what, mom?
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It's time to throw out the boat.
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What?
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We re leaving tomorrow for
our trip so I'm clearing out the
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garage for the July renters.
Plus. You promised me
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if you didn't fix it by the time
you were twenty five
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I could get rid of it.
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Wait... I really want
to finish it though.
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You re never
gonna get around to it.
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Seriously, I will finish it
the next time I am out there.
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Emma, I don't want to have
that boat in my garage for another
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eight years. It's going out by
the bins for next Tuesday's
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trash pickup. End of story.
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Okay.
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Love you!
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Love you too, mom.
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Where is my shirt?
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Where is the shirt? Every time,
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I cannot find it.
I am looking for it,
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it was here, now it's not here!
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In the kitchen.
Looking for... Thank you!
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You could have said...
you did it for me! Love you!
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English! In this house!
She is graduating!
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Glue it!
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I'm taking the flag!
I am taking the flag!
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I made this for you. For today.
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Babcia!
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Barkley, hurry up in there,
your mother needs to get ready.
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We leave for commencement
in thirty minutes!
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I dropped out.
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What? I cannot hear you,
your mother needs to peepee.
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Tata, I dropped out.
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What? What.
Barkley, open the door.
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Barkley, you're
trying my patience!
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Okay, I'm not angry,
I just want to talk,
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okay, okay, okay, just
open the damn door!
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What is going on,
Barkley, we are leaving soon.
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She's not graduating!
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She's not graduating?
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I left school, Mama.
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What?
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She is graduating!
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That's not how it works!
I left three months ago!
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Where have you been going
every day for that time!
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Ace hardware?
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Open the goddamn door, come
out here and tell it to my face!
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How could you do it to us?
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I'm not happy!
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Who gives shit! You
don't work to be happy,
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you work to feed your family,
to put roof over your head!
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Jesus, you love engineering,
you were on the top in your class!
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Just because you
re good at something
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doesn't mean you
like it, I hated it!
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Okay, so just tell me,
what are you going to do?
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I don't know!
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She doesn't know.
What a beautiful plan!
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Sleep with strange men,
don't worry about it,
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just have fun, that's all
that's important!
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I'm getting the'screwdriver!
Open... open it!
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I didn't know you
made the decision to sell.
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Yeah, it
seemed like the right time.
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With you and Chris outta the
house it's time to downsize.
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Okay, well, I can get
a plane ticket right away,
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so I can come help you
fix up the place for buyers.
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Honey, I ve been working
on the place for months. It's all done.
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Okay, well, I
can help you pack up.
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I got it.
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How about I...
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Honey, it is under
control. Do not rearrange your plans
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on my account. You do you
this summer. Okay? I love you.
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Love you.
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Bye sweetie.
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Hey, why so tense, doll?
Loved that last cut.
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Really, thanks
for all the great work
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you're doin on
Take It In The Aft.
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No problem, happy
to have the work.
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Great, cuz we got more for ya,
Freckles. Listen, as you know,
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everyone at Beat Around
The Bush Productions
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is really hopin to
hit it outta the park on this
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one, we really wanna take it to
the next tier of the adult film
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industry and we need
this to be a masterpiece.
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Got it. Well, I know that you
guys were looking for a little
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more urgency in the anal
juggling section.
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Yeah, that'section was
great! You, you'really know your anal.
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I try.
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Now listen, I wanna
talk to you about another sequence.
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Okay.
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We added an Alabama
Hot Pocket section. You familiar?
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Of course.
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Right, well, the actor
we got is a championship jizzer
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so I need this to be moist.
I mean moist, moist, moist.
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Can do.
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I'm sure you can, babe.
Now isten, I hate to do this to you,
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but we need it by tomorrow.
So, I brought you the cut,
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it's gonna be a good
old-fashioned all nighter.
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No problem, I will buy
more mustard and get started!
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Thanks, doll. Hey listen.
You play your cards right, you will
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go far in this town. I will see
to it. Personally?
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That's really nice of you.
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But... you screw this
up for me, I will make sure
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you never work in porn again.
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Hehe, hey, you.
You ve got a really, really
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pretty shape to you. I can make
you a star. Hehe.
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Hey, you're a
pro, Em. You re a pro.
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If you ever
wanna get out of this,
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my dad runs a shelter on
Maple and 7th.
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No, it's not
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You don't have
to explain yourself to me.
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that's fine, that's fine.
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That's your job, that's fine
you can do that.
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Lumber?
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Hi. Where do
you keep your fir?
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I don't think we carry
fur here? Wood fir, not fur fur?
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Wood fir. For a boat.
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Well...
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Excuse me.
Excuse me. Excuse me!
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Ma am, I'm with a customer
right now, I'll be right with you.
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Well, I need help now.
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I understand, this is
just gonna take two minutes.
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So how big is the boat?
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It's like an eleven foot
sail boat, maybe twelve?
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I dunno, I haven't really looked
at it in eight years.
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I just need enough wood to
finish the rest of the boat.
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How much of it
did you already build?
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I would say a
third, conservatively?
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Hello, excuse me.
Excuse me, hello, I-I-just need to
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figure out the right lid
for this trashcan.
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Ma am, it looks like
neither one of those lids
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fits on that
particular can.
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Well there
wasn't a matching one.
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Alright, do you
want us to order you one?
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No, I, I
just wanna buy it today!
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Okay. I was
helping her out first,
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and then I'll be with
you, I promise.
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You said
that before, jeez.
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So just as much as
we can fit in my car.
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How big is your car?
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It's a compact sedan.
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Can I interest
you in a roof rack?
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Yup.
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Last one.
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Thank you!
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Wait, I'm not
done helping you yet. So,
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building a boat,
what's that about?
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The'summer before college,
I tried to build a boat.
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Things went badly,
and I ve been the
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butt of my family's
jokes ever since.
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My job is shit, and I am super
depressed, so I am gonna
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load some lumber
on my car,
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drive to Maryland,
and finish my boat.
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Seriously, you
re just taking off?
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Yeah. I will force
my family to respect me.
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There you are. Hello,
and then one of the lids fell in.
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Building a boat
is super respectable.
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Thank you.
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And now it's stuck at
the bottom, so I'll go... get it.
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Can I come with you?
I'm an engineer,
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and, I obviously work
in lumber, so,
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I'm good with
tools and building.
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00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:57,275
Is anyone
gonna help me here?
244
00:17:57,307 --> 00:17:58,477
I have an employee discount.
245
00:17:58,509 --> 00:18:03,548
Girls. Stuck.
246
00:18:05,450 --> 00:18:06,351
Are you sure it's safe?
247
00:18:06,384 --> 00:18:07,318
Of course.
248
00:18:07,352 --> 00:18:08,487
What about your car?
249
00:18:08,519 --> 00:18:10,756
They never ticket.
250
00:18:25,303 --> 00:18:26,738
Do you have everything
you need for the boat?
251
00:18:26,770 --> 00:18:29,240
Barkley's got it covered.
252
00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:34,112
Where exactly did
you meet this girl?
253
00:18:34,144 --> 00:18:34,913
Ace.
254
00:18:34,945 --> 00:18:37,414
Like hardware? Like when?
255
00:18:37,448 --> 00:18:40,352
Half hour ago? She's
really excited about the trip.
256
00:18:40,384 --> 00:18:42,787
Emma, you know nothing about
her, this can't be a good idea.
257
00:18:42,819 --> 00:18:45,490
It's fine! I already asked her,
it's not like I'm gonna kick her
258
00:18:45,522 --> 00:18:48,459
out of the car now. Plus,
she's an engineer and
259
00:18:48,492 --> 00:18:51,096
like some kind
of lumber genius.
260
00:18:51,128 --> 00:18:52,396
They don't have
lumber in Maryland?
261
00:18:52,430 --> 00:18:53,731
Rach, don't be a buzzkill.
262
00:18:53,765 --> 00:18:56,268
I'm not a buzzkill.
Do you even have enough
263
00:18:56,300 --> 00:18:57,535
gas money to get to
Maryland?
264
00:18:57,568 --> 00:18:59,637
It's happening.
We'll figure it out.
265
00:18:59,671 --> 00:19:01,506
So wadda you say, will you
water my plants?
266
00:19:01,538 --> 00:19:04,108
Forget the plants. You
need me more than they do.
267
00:19:04,142 --> 00:19:06,211
Give me five minutes.
268
00:19:21,593 --> 00:19:23,628
How do you
guys know each other?
269
00:19:23,661 --> 00:19:24,563
Summer camp.
270
00:19:24,596 --> 00:19:27,199
Nice.
271
00:19:28,266 --> 00:19:29,868
Hi. I'm Rachel.
272
00:19:29,901 --> 00:19:31,937
Barkley.
273
00:19:55,859 --> 00:19:57,596
Do you want the front?
274
00:19:58,695 --> 00:20:00,932
No, I have short legs.
275
00:20:00,964 --> 00:20:04,802
Okay, lemme know
if you change your mind.
276
00:20:08,272 --> 00:20:09,707
This seems unsafe.
277
00:20:09,740 --> 00:20:11,876
It's fine, watch.
278
00:20:16,713 --> 00:20:21,185
My god. We'll just
get lumber in Maryland.
279
00:21:02,393 --> 00:21:07,399
Wooo! Building a boat!
Building a boat!
280
00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:09,334
You guys aren't
axe murderers, right?
281
00:21:09,366 --> 00:21:10,801
How many men
have you killed?
282
00:21:10,835 --> 00:21:12,604
How many women
have you killed?
283
00:21:12,636 --> 00:21:14,239
Seriously,
should I be worried
284
00:21:14,271 --> 00:21:15,606
about getting in the car with
two strangers?
285
00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:17,242
Yes. No.
286
00:21:17,275 --> 00:21:21,880
We re just three girls.
Building a boat.
287
00:21:23,914 --> 00:21:25,916
I wish we had food.
288
00:21:25,950 --> 00:21:30,955
Pocket chocolate?
289
00:21:32,289 --> 00:21:35,593
Don't put that in your
mouth! We have sandwiches.
290
00:21:35,625 --> 00:21:38,596
n did you make these, you
like five minutes to get ready.
291
00:21:38,628 --> 00:21:41,932
When you have a system, it
only takes two minutes to pack.
292
00:21:41,965 --> 00:21:44,435
That leaves two more
minutes for sandwiches.
293
00:21:44,469 --> 00:21:45,636
What about the other minute.
294
00:21:45,670 --> 00:21:46,671
What?
295
00:21:46,704 --> 00:21:48,405
The last minute.
That's four minutes.
296
00:21:48,439 --> 00:21:50,842
What did you do with
the fifth minute?
297
00:21:50,875 --> 00:21:52,743
Wouldn't you like to know?
298
00:21:52,777 --> 00:21:54,879
Did you save a baby?
299
00:21:54,912 --> 00:21:56,347
Set a fire.
300
00:21:56,381 --> 00:21:58,016
Save a baby from a fire you set?
301
00:21:58,048 --> 00:21:59,017
Open a food truck?
302
00:21:59,049 --> 00:22:01,019
Solve a one
thousand piece puzzle?
303
00:22:01,051 --> 00:22:03,420
Okay, we'll never make
it by Tuesday trash pickup
304
00:22:03,453 --> 00:22:06,924
if we dawdle,
let's eat in the car.
305
00:22:16,901 --> 00:22:18,436
Where we gonna
sleep tonight, guys?
306
00:22:18,469 --> 00:22:20,538
Well really we should be
sleeping on shifts if you-waagh
307
00:22:20,570 --> 00:22:21,572
Punch buggy blue!
308
00:22:32,416 --> 00:22:33,551
Put her there
309
00:22:34,484 --> 00:22:35,419
One!
310
00:22:35,452 --> 00:22:36,421
Two!
311
00:22:36,453 --> 00:22:37,521
Three!
312
00:22:37,555 --> 00:22:39,356
Go!
313
00:23:16,426 --> 00:23:18,796
Let's play a game! Where do you
guys see yourselves in five years?
314
00:23:18,829 --> 00:23:20,798
Running Sony's sound department.
315
00:23:20,832 --> 00:23:21,566
Barkley?
316
00:23:21,598 --> 00:23:22,766
God.
317
00:23:22,799 --> 00:23:23,768
She'll be an engineer.
Hey, what kind of stuff
318
00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:25,035
have you
built before?
319
00:23:25,068 --> 00:23:29,507
Couple of tables, a dresser,
parts of a plane?
320
00:23:29,539 --> 00:23:30,674
What?
321
00:23:30,708 --> 00:23:32,610
That is awesome.
I could definitely
322
00:23:32,643 --> 00:23:34,045
not build this boat
without you.
323
00:23:34,077 --> 00:23:35,879
Guys, I need chocolate.
324
00:23:35,913 --> 00:23:37,015
A plane?
325
00:24:04,942 --> 00:24:08,212
Thank you.
326
00:24:17,688 --> 00:24:18,857
Sure you don't need any help?
327
00:24:18,890 --> 00:24:22,160
No, I got it.
328
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:45,149
Come on! Let's go
down to the dock!
329
00:24:45,182 --> 00:24:46,683
We should go to sleep.
330
00:24:46,717 --> 00:24:48,253
No!
331
00:25:13,844 --> 00:25:16,548
Come on! Fight!
And you may die!
332
00:25:16,580 --> 00:25:20,050
Run! And you'll
live at least a while!
333
00:25:20,084 --> 00:25:26,057
They may take our lives, but
they'll never take our freedom!
334
00:25:26,089 --> 00:25:37,668
Alba gu brath!
Scotland forever!
335
00:25:39,769 --> 00:25:41,705
Hey, come on. If I am
naked, you have to be naked.
336
00:25:41,739 --> 00:25:43,740
I stripped! I
m in my underwear!
337
00:25:43,773 --> 00:25:46,610
Rachel, I ve seen you naked
before. If you do not strip,
338
00:25:46,644 --> 00:25:48,278
I will do it
for you.
339
00:25:48,311 --> 00:25:53,050
All right all right
all right all right!
340
00:25:57,721 --> 00:26:00,290
Young ladies. Got
a call about three
341
00:26:00,324 --> 00:26:05,163
scantily clad tresspassers
on the Turner property.
342
00:26:05,195 --> 00:26:08,665
You guys wouldn't know anything
about that, would you?
343
00:26:08,699 --> 00:26:11,603
And
where d the third girl go?
344
00:26:16,007 --> 00:26:18,009
Emale aggressor number three is
ttempting to evade an officer of
345
00:26:18,041 --> 00:26:20,644
law via underwater submersion,
permission to use force?
346
00:26:20,678 --> 00:26:22,180
No! Please! We re leaving!
347
00:26:22,212 --> 00:26:24,182
Ma am, I'm afraid I'm going
to have to bring you in for
348
00:26:24,214 --> 00:26:25,549
attacking an officer
with deadly force.
349
00:26:25,583 --> 00:26:27,752
Me? No, I-I didn't!
350
00:26:27,785 --> 00:26:29,220
Would you please
retrieve your projectile?
351
00:26:29,252 --> 00:26:30,687
My projectile?
352
00:26:30,721 --> 00:26:33,991
I'm just kiddin. You
ladies have a nice day.
353
00:26:34,025 --> 00:26:39,730
And ladies?
Let's keep it PG next time?
354
00:26:41,898 --> 00:26:44,134
What the hell, Emma!
355
00:26:44,167 --> 00:26:48,905
Relax. Dusty's cool, he's
like the local town legend.
356
00:26:48,939 --> 00:26:49,907
Don't
worry about it.
357
00:26:49,940 --> 00:26:53,244
I just thought
it was funny, sorry.
358
00:26:59,215 --> 00:27:01,251
Can you add
toothpaste to the list?
359
00:27:01,285 --> 00:27:03,755
Pack of underwear too,
and jeans?
360
00:27:03,788 --> 00:27:06,324
There's actually a box of
clothing in the hall closet that
361
00:27:06,356 --> 00:27:07,724
visitors have left behind, you
can have
362
00:27:07,758 --> 00:27:09,894
anything you want
from there.
363
00:27:09,926 --> 00:27:12,029
Hope she likes
granny panties.
364
00:27:12,063 --> 00:27:13,730
Rachel.
365
00:27:13,763 --> 00:27:16,100
Stop it.
366
00:27:20,637 --> 00:27:22,874
That is not gonna fit.
367
00:27:25,809 --> 00:27:27,077
That would be
okay with a belt.
368
00:27:27,111 --> 00:27:29,848
One that covers
the whole thing.
369
00:27:31,816 --> 00:27:34,251
I think a man wore that.
370
00:27:34,285 --> 00:27:36,988
That was brought here
by a travelling clown.
371
00:27:37,020 --> 00:27:39,123
Maybe you should
just borrow from us.
372
00:27:39,155 --> 00:27:42,159
No, I think this'll work.
373
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:54,204
You have 15 new messages.
First message.
374
00:27:54,238 --> 00:27:57,275
Barkley!
We talked to Dean McHale.
375
00:27:57,307 --> 00:28:00,377
You graduate next
semester. Problem solved.
376
00:28:00,411 --> 00:28:01,813
Next message.
377
00:28:01,846 --> 00:28:05,316
This is unacceptable. Now
it's over. You come back here,
378
00:28:05,348 --> 00:28:09,287
are a disgrace! And if you don't
e back, you are no longer
379
00:28:09,319 --> 00:28:11,722
my daughter...
You'll come back, yes!
380
00:28:11,756 --> 00:28:14,459
From wherever you
are having sex with!
381
00:30:12,108 --> 00:30:14,144
Good morning!
382
00:30:14,178 --> 00:30:15,880
Hi.
383
00:30:15,913 --> 00:30:18,316
Got some sandwich stuff.
384
00:30:22,318 --> 00:30:23,553
Is that mustard?
385
00:30:23,586 --> 00:30:24,488
Yeah!
386
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:25,489
Awesome.
387
00:30:25,521 --> 00:30:26,557
Wait, that's for tuesday!
388
00:30:26,589 --> 00:30:31,596
No. Hey Barkley, catch.
389
00:30:33,063 --> 00:30:34,232
Sorry.
390
00:30:34,265 --> 00:30:37,034
Whaddya got there?
391
00:30:37,067 --> 00:30:38,836
It's a tent I found
by the garage, can I use it?
392
00:30:38,868 --> 00:30:41,004
Do you not like your bedroom?
393
00:30:41,038 --> 00:30:43,507
No, it's great, it's just,
I ve never had my own place.
394
00:30:43,539 --> 00:30:45,375
You guys cool if I
put this out back?
395
00:30:45,409 --> 00:30:46,811
Sure.
396
00:30:46,844 --> 00:30:50,047
Awesome, I'll have you over
when it's up! It'll be BYO chairs.
397
00:30:50,079 --> 00:30:52,149
Understood.
398
00:30:55,184 --> 00:30:58,288
Where d you get that?
It's really cute.
399
00:30:58,321 --> 00:30:59,222
This is from the box.
400
00:30:59,256 --> 00:31:01,158
That was not in the box.
401
00:31:01,191 --> 00:31:03,294
Yeah it was, I used your
sewing machine and I fixed it.
402
00:31:03,326 --> 00:31:07,597
I can't wait for you
to do that to my boat.
403
00:31:07,631 --> 00:31:10,101
You guys ready?
404
00:31:11,402 --> 00:31:14,239
I'm sorry for what you
guys are about to see.
405
00:31:36,660 --> 00:31:40,898
It's not that bad. Your
mom made it'sound a lot worse.
406
00:31:40,931 --> 00:31:44,201
Are you sure you wanna do
this and not maybe set a different
407
00:31:44,233 --> 00:31:46,269
goal for summer?
We could learn to fish.
408
00:31:46,303 --> 00:31:50,308
No, it's gotta be the boat.
So what do we do first, Barkley?
409
00:31:50,340 --> 00:31:54,211
Well, where are the plans?
410
00:31:58,648 --> 00:32:01,484
If it's not in the
hold, someone threw it out.
411
00:32:01,518 --> 00:32:03,520
So what now?
412
00:32:03,554 --> 00:32:06,390
I don't wanna take this
moment away from Emma, I mean,
413
00:32:06,423 --> 00:32:09,160
it's her boat. How did you start
this the first time?
414
00:32:09,192 --> 00:32:17,134
Well, the first time I put
these on that, that didn't work.
415
00:32:17,166 --> 00:32:23,440
He second time, I screwed this
onto those, that was a disaster.
416
00:32:23,473 --> 00:32:26,242
Times three through five were
going pretty well,
417
00:32:26,276 --> 00:32:28,144
but then I left for college,
and now I have you.
418
00:32:28,178 --> 00:32:35,619
Okay, I'm gonna need, a
thing that'screws the'screws in?
419
00:32:35,652 --> 00:32:37,188
A screwdriver?
420
00:32:37,221 --> 00:32:39,390
You wouldn't use a
screwdriver for boat building
421
00:32:39,423 --> 00:32:43,394
Rach, you would use a drill.
I'll get one.
422
00:32:54,038 --> 00:32:55,673
So this last week, my
lesson plan was about weather.
423
00:32:55,705 --> 00:32:58,442
I asked one of my kids to go to
e window, and tell me what the
424
00:32:58,474 --> 00:33:01,144
weather was like outside. He
didn't move an inch.
425
00:33:01,178 --> 00:33:05,950
He just said, I checked my
Phone this morning. It's sunny.
426
00:33:05,982 --> 00:33:08,318
So, foley, that's like,
smashing vegetables, right?
427
00:33:08,352 --> 00:33:12,288
No, everybody thinks this.
Name a sound from a movie.
428
00:33:12,321 --> 00:33:13,723
Bones crunching.
429
00:33:13,757 --> 00:33:18,062
Yes, that is, just,
that's smashing celery.
430
00:33:18,095 --> 00:33:19,163
Star Wars laser blasts.
431
00:33:19,195 --> 00:33:21,598
Yes, they hit one
of those really thick
432
00:33:21,632 --> 00:33:24,602
antenna tower guy
wires with a hammer.
433
00:33:26,769 --> 00:33:29,006
How about light sabers?
434
00:33:29,038 --> 00:33:32,042
They blended
sounds from a TV set
435
00:33:32,076 --> 00:33:33,611
and an old
35 milimeter projector.
436
00:33:33,644 --> 00:33:34,711
How d they even think of that?
437
00:33:34,744 --> 00:33:36,212
Right?
438
00:33:36,246 --> 00:33:37,314
Hey!
439
00:33:37,346 --> 00:33:40,651
Hey there buddy,
where d you come from?
440
00:33:42,185 --> 00:33:44,320
I'm gonna call this
number. Don't worry buddy,
441
00:33:44,354 --> 00:33:46,157
we'll find
your owner.
442
00:33:49,526 --> 00:33:50,394
No let's do this one.
443
00:33:50,426 --> 00:33:51,728
I think it goes in the hole.
444
00:33:51,761 --> 00:33:54,798
Well try it this way and then...
445
00:34:01,805 --> 00:34:03,474
Good afternoon officer.
446
00:34:03,507 --> 00:34:06,343
I thought you promised
to get out of town.
447
00:34:06,375 --> 00:34:09,780
Well, Emma said we could stay.
Because it's her parents house.
448
00:34:09,813 --> 00:34:12,115
Well of course you can
stay, I can't kick you out.
449
00:34:12,148 --> 00:34:14,284
However, I do need
to retrieve the dog
450
00:34:14,318 --> 00:34:15,519
that you kidnapped
from your neighbor.
451
00:34:15,552 --> 00:34:18,556
Woah woah woah, he wandered in.
452
00:34:18,588 --> 00:34:21,324
e must have called the number
n his collar at least ten times.
453
00:34:21,358 --> 00:34:23,227
That'sounds about right.
454
00:34:23,260 --> 00:34:27,098
Ladies, could you just excuse
me for a second please?
455
00:34:29,532 --> 00:34:31,801
It's a weird little town.
456
00:34:31,835 --> 00:34:33,336
You cleaning up already?
457
00:34:33,369 --> 00:34:43,713
Yeah...
458
00:34:43,746 --> 00:34:45,548
Roy!
459
00:34:45,581 --> 00:34:47,717
I don't see my dog.
460
00:34:47,751 --> 00:34:49,653
Roy, I need you to come get him.
461
00:34:49,686 --> 00:34:52,056
You get him, that
s your job isn't it?
462
00:34:52,088 --> 00:34:55,358
You know I think Eddy
might be happier over there.
463
00:34:55,391 --> 00:35:01,865
You ever heard of
Stockholm Syndrome?
464
00:35:04,601 --> 00:35:06,670
Fuckin things all
over the fucking place.
465
00:35:06,702 --> 00:35:08,172
Massive silver!
466
00:35:08,204 --> 00:35:09,773
By my gesture, stun!
467
00:35:09,806 --> 00:35:11,742
Maim arm!
468
00:35:13,610 --> 00:35:16,579
Shackled up in here, you
terrorists or somethin?
469
00:35:16,612 --> 00:35:18,181
I'm sorry, who are you?
470
00:35:18,215 --> 00:35:20,784
You, you alright
boy, they hurt you?
471
00:35:20,817 --> 00:35:23,554
Sir, we did not harm your dog.
472
00:35:23,586 --> 00:35:25,121
Let's go, alright let's go.
473
00:35:25,155 --> 00:35:27,391
Roy. I think you
should meet the ladies.
474
00:35:27,423 --> 00:35:30,594
Ladies, this is your
next door neighbor, Roy.
475
00:35:30,626 --> 00:35:32,563
Roy, these are the ladies.
476
00:35:32,596 --> 00:35:33,597
Which one of you's in charge?
477
00:35:33,630 --> 00:35:36,666
I guess me? My
parents live here.
478
00:35:36,699 --> 00:35:39,135
Well they said that you
were the artistic type.
479
00:35:39,168 --> 00:35:41,137
You re nothing
like them, they re quiet,
480
00:35:41,170 --> 00:35:43,339
and they respect
property lines,
481
00:35:43,373 --> 00:35:45,675
whose is that tent over on the
other side of the house?
482
00:35:45,708 --> 00:35:47,477
It's mine, is there a problem?
483
00:35:47,510 --> 00:35:49,713
Well three quarters of it
happens to be on my property.
484
00:35:49,746 --> 00:35:52,516
See there's a tree there that
marks the line.
485
00:35:52,548 --> 00:35:55,152
Okay, I will move it
to the other side of the tree,
486
00:35:55,184 --> 00:35:56,487
it's not
a big deal.
487
00:35:56,519 --> 00:35:58,688
And keep it down when you
re doin your arts and crafts.
488
00:35:58,722 --> 00:36:00,658
Come
on, Eddie, come on.
489
00:36:00,690 --> 00:36:01,992
It's a boat, actually.
490
00:36:02,025 --> 00:36:08,132
And what kind of boat are you
girls making, a Barbie boat?
491
00:36:08,164 --> 00:36:13,804
You don't build Barbie
boats, they come preassembled.
492
00:36:19,643 --> 00:36:30,186
Card table for a strong
back. Are these drywall screws?
493
00:36:30,219 --> 00:36:35,326
Shoddy craftsmanship.
You do know you
494
00:36:35,358 --> 00:36:40,163
need to bevel these chines.
Hand me a plane.
495
00:36:40,197 --> 00:36:43,434
We don't have a plane.
496
00:36:44,900 --> 00:36:47,304
You don't have a plane?
497
00:36:52,976 --> 00:36:58,282
Well.
I'm sure it'll be very pretty.
498
00:36:58,315 --> 00:37:04,655
Have fun. Come on
Eddie, come on, come on.
499
00:37:05,789 --> 00:37:08,892
And that's Roy! Look, ladies,
I got a couple of tools I can
500
00:37:08,925 --> 00:37:10,628
bring by in a few days if you
guys want em.
501
00:37:10,661 --> 00:37:13,197
We would love them.
502
00:37:13,230 --> 00:37:17,501
Great! Keep it
up, it's looking good.
503
00:37:26,510 --> 00:37:28,246
Shit.
504
00:37:29,246 --> 00:37:31,715
Your grandma saw
you having sex in a car?
505
00:37:31,748 --> 00:37:34,485
Yeah... my dad had
to turn off the alarm.
506
00:37:34,518 --> 00:37:37,554
Well, that's horrible.
I d run away too.
507
00:37:37,586 --> 00:37:40,257
Not that d I d ever
have random car sex.
508
00:37:40,289 --> 00:37:41,557
Don't knock it
til you ve tried it,
509
00:37:41,590 --> 00:37:44,228
I mean the'sex was great
until the humiliating part.
510
00:37:44,260 --> 00:37:49,400
Humiliating sex.
Your bread and butter.
511
00:37:49,432 --> 00:37:50,800
What's that?
512
00:37:50,833 --> 00:37:55,239
I am making my living
thanks to the glorious
513
00:37:55,271 --> 00:37:59,809
humping, thumping, squirting,
sliding of the porn industry.
514
00:37:59,842 --> 00:38:01,545
But she's really good at it.
515
00:38:01,577 --> 00:38:07,918
Yes! Children, Children,
close thine eyes. Follow me into
516
00:38:07,951 --> 00:38:12,822
the mystical, magical realm of
sex! Tell me, what... do you
517
00:38:12,856 --> 00:38:17,695
hear? She... has invited him up
to her apartment. We hear the
518
00:38:17,728 --> 00:38:21,498
click of her heels,
519
00:38:21,530 --> 00:38:25,936
followed by
his eager gait.
520
00:38:25,969 --> 00:38:28,371
He unlocks the door,
521
00:38:28,405 --> 00:38:32,042
opening it, and tossing
her over his shoulder before
522
00:38:32,074 --> 00:38:36,312
-throwing her onto the bed!
-It's a very hard bed!
523
00:38:36,346 --> 00:38:39,750
She rips open his pants
524
00:38:39,782 --> 00:38:42,952
taking his pulsing
member in her mouth, and
525
00:38:42,985 --> 00:38:50,426
-lubricating him thoroughly.
-When he can no longer stand it,
526
00:38:50,460 --> 00:38:53,963
he begins to thrust into her
cavernous hallway
527
00:38:53,996 --> 00:38:57,734
and begins making love to her...
as the headboard
528
00:38:57,768 --> 00:39:00,536
slams against the wall!
She bangs her firm,
529
00:39:00,570 --> 00:39:02,573
round buttocks back against his
530
00:39:02,606 --> 00:39:10,314
hipbones. She moans,
531
00:39:10,347 --> 00:39:16,854
-Nearby, a yacht race starts!
-Unfazed!
532
00:39:16,887 --> 00:39:19,890
He nears his climax,
pulling out, and
533
00:39:19,922 --> 00:39:24,627
flipping her over,
and releasing his load
534
00:39:24,661 --> 00:39:26,363
into the valley
535
00:39:26,364 --> 00:39:28,065
between her
536
00:39:28,097 --> 00:39:39,643
mountainous breasts!
537
00:39:39,675 --> 00:39:42,947
Well that was the
best sex I ve ever had.
538
00:39:53,757 --> 00:39:55,425
Where's Emma?
539
00:39:55,458 --> 00:39:57,560
On the phone. Her
mom knows we re here.
540
00:39:57,594 --> 00:40:00,831
Ouch. And we re not
even making any progress.
541
00:40:00,864 --> 00:40:02,865
Boatbuilding always
seems slow at first.
542
00:40:02,898 --> 00:40:06,002
Are you done
cutting that board?
543
00:40:06,036 --> 00:40:08,639
Yeah.
544
00:40:15,744 --> 00:40:23,586
Lemme help ya. Rach, a
rectangular piece is not gonna
545
00:40:23,619 --> 00:40:27,623
work. This part needs to be
curved. Did you see this? I know
546
00:40:27,657 --> 00:40:30,894
that you're just trying to help,
but please let Barkley
547
00:40:30,927 --> 00:40:32,095
do the hard stuff.
548
00:40:32,128 --> 00:40:33,263
Well,
549
00:40:33,295 --> 00:40:35,731
My mistake. I'll
make it up to you and have
550
00:40:35,764 --> 00:40:38,768
Barkley show me how to fix it,
if you go pick up food.
551
00:40:38,802 --> 00:40:41,005
Fine.
552
00:40:49,679 --> 00:40:51,748
You ve no idea how
to build a boat, do you.
553
00:40:51,780 --> 00:40:54,717
No.
554
00:40:54,751 --> 00:40:56,519
So what's your deal.
555
00:40:56,552 --> 00:41:01,157
I don't work in lumber.
And I'm a geotechnical engineer.
556
00:41:01,190 --> 00:41:02,893
So you don't build things.
557
00:41:02,925 --> 00:41:10,199
I basically study soil
and rocks. I'm probably the last
558
00:41:10,233 --> 00:41:11,935
person that'should be
working on a boat.
559
00:41:11,967 --> 00:41:15,505
Why did you tell
Emma you could help?
560
00:41:20,510 --> 00:41:29,219
I had to get out. Everything
was falling apart, and... I dropped
561
00:41:29,251 --> 00:41:32,121
out of school, and my parents
forced me down a path I didn't
562
00:41:32,155 --> 00:41:38,195
want, and I'm sorry, you know?
The lie got out of hand. But,
563
00:41:38,228 --> 00:41:43,099
I see how important this
is to Emma.
564
00:41:44,900 --> 00:41:49,172
I will do what I can'to
help you. We will figure it out.
565
00:41:49,204 --> 00:41:53,277
And for Emma's sake,
we don't have to tell her.
566
00:41:57,746 --> 00:42:03,519
Ladies. Brought you some
boat building supplies. Plane.
567
00:42:03,552 --> 00:42:06,088
Thanks Dusty.
568
00:42:06,121 --> 00:42:12,061
No worries. Well, if
you need anything else,
569
00:42:12,094 --> 00:42:14,830
just lemme know.
Have a nice day.
570
00:42:14,864 --> 00:42:17,900
As long as you're here, we
could really use an extra hand.
571
00:42:17,934 --> 00:42:19,736
You sure?
572
00:42:19,768 --> 00:42:23,706
Please stay. We really need
to figure out how to make a piece
573
00:42:23,739 --> 00:42:25,608
that fits here before
Emma gets back.
574
00:42:25,641 --> 00:42:31,213
Okay. I see what you
re trying to do here.
575
00:42:31,246 --> 00:42:36,286
You just gotta trace
it. Got a pencil? Thank you.
576
00:42:38,989 --> 00:42:42,592
There!
577
00:42:42,626 --> 00:42:45,095
Nobody in this town has let
me pay for a dinner out in over
578
00:42:45,128 --> 00:42:48,731
thirteen years. Which you would
think is incredible. But it just
579
00:42:48,764 --> 00:42:52,735
makes me feel uncomfortable. I
didn't earn it. And I won't go
580
00:42:52,768 --> 00:42:55,071
to any of those little
restaurants that I love, because
581
00:42:55,105 --> 00:42:57,206
I know they re struggling in
this economy.
582
00:42:57,239 --> 00:43:00,643
Makes me feel like
I'm stealing food from them.
583
00:43:04,213 --> 00:43:05,982
What exactly are
you famous for, anyway?
584
00:43:06,016 --> 00:43:07,851
He ran in the Olympics.
585
00:43:07,884 --> 00:43:09,086
Really?
586
00:43:09,119 --> 00:43:12,722
Incorrect, I almost
ran in the Olympics.
587
00:43:12,755 --> 00:43:15,958
But I tore my achilles
tendon right before prelims.
588
00:43:15,992 --> 00:43:17,127
Is that you in the mural?
589
00:43:17,159 --> 00:43:19,028
What mural?
590
00:43:19,061 --> 00:43:23,666
God, can we talk
about anything else?
591
00:43:23,699 --> 00:43:27,269
Rach, why d you
get into teaching kids.
592
00:43:27,302 --> 00:43:33,275
Well, my mom died when we
were pretty young, and my dad had a
593
00:43:33,309 --> 00:43:37,314
hard time taking care of me and
my brother, so I kinda stepped
594
00:43:37,347 --> 00:43:39,650
into that role. I was
always really good
595
00:43:39,682 --> 00:43:41,284
at taking care of
other people.
596
00:43:41,317 --> 00:43:44,688
She was always really good
with the younger kids at camp.
597
00:43:44,721 --> 00:43:47,590
All the homesick ones
would seek her out.
598
00:43:47,623 --> 00:43:51,327
I love my class. At the
end of the day I'm exhausted,
599
00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:54,364
but I end up talking
about my kids
600
00:43:54,396 --> 00:43:56,833
and planning through
my whole weekend.
601
00:43:56,865 --> 00:44:01,672
So. Deputy Dusty. What is the
most exciting crime you ve ever
602
00:44:01,704 --> 00:44:03,773
seen walking the
Chesapeake City beat?
603
00:44:03,806 --> 00:44:08,177
Well, there was this
one time... no what, no,
604
00:44:08,210 --> 00:44:10,646
never mind, it's,
it's stupid.
605
00:44:10,679 --> 00:44:11,914
No, come on.
606
00:44:11,947 --> 00:44:16,786
Okay. This one time, I
was driving down Main Street.
607
00:44:16,820 --> 00:44:18,021
And there were
these two guys.
608
00:44:18,054 --> 00:44:18,789
Meth heads.
609
00:44:18,822 --> 00:44:19,189
No.
610
00:44:19,222 --> 00:44:20,056
Thugs.
611
00:44:20,090 --> 00:44:21,258
Were they big?
612
00:44:21,291 --> 00:44:24,894
Average build. For
sixteen year olds. So anyways,
613
00:44:24,927 --> 00:44:26,262
I see these guys,
and they re running down
614
00:44:26,295 --> 00:44:27,830
the'side of the
road. And I knew
615
00:44:27,864 --> 00:44:30,701
they were up to something. So I
tailed them with the lights off
616
00:44:30,733 --> 00:44:32,869
until I found out what those
thieves were after.
617
00:44:32,902 --> 00:44:33,637
Money?
618
00:44:33,670 --> 00:44:34,972
Jewels?
619
00:44:35,005 --> 00:44:39,710
Worms. Those little assholes
were stealing worms from the
620
00:44:39,742 --> 00:44:46,148
live bait machine. Not on my
watch. So I shot em.
621
00:44:46,181 --> 00:44:50,753
I'm kidding! I am kidding, I did
not to them. So anyway, they saw
622
00:44:50,786 --> 00:44:53,089
my car, and they took off across
the graveyard with like, five
623
00:44:53,123 --> 00:44:56,726
containers of worms. So I gave
chase on foot. And most
624
00:44:56,760 --> 00:45:05,402
importantly, I out ran em. I
beat em. Yup, I still got it. I
625
00:45:05,434 --> 00:45:07,070
retrieved the'shit out
of those worms.
626
00:45:07,103 --> 00:45:08,871
So what
happened to the kids?
627
00:45:08,905 --> 00:45:11,675
Nothing, I just
gave em a warning.
628
00:45:11,708 --> 00:45:15,045
Hey so have you guys
tried any Maryland crab yet?
629
00:45:15,077 --> 00:45:16,045
Nope.
630
00:45:16,079 --> 00:45:18,148
Emma! You haven't
taken em to Woody's?
631
00:45:18,181 --> 00:45:20,217
We ve been busy.
632
00:45:20,250 --> 00:45:21,518
What's Woody's?
633
00:45:21,552 --> 00:45:25,088
a crab shack, and it's
amazing. guys have got to try the
634
00:45:25,121 --> 00:45:27,958
Maryland blue crab. In fact,
there is no point in you two
635
00:45:27,990 --> 00:45:29,893
coming to Maryland unless
you go to Woody's
636
00:45:29,925 --> 00:45:31,228
with me on
Wednesday.
637
00:45:31,260 --> 00:45:32,963
I thought you
couldn't go out to eat.
638
00:45:32,996 --> 00:45:36,400
They can afford me.
639
00:46:05,795 --> 00:46:07,864
Eddie. Eddie, come on.
640
00:46:07,896 --> 00:46:09,099
This is supposed to bend
641
00:46:09,132 --> 00:46:10,834
It's too thick.
642
00:46:10,867 --> 00:46:13,303
That's what'she'said.
643
00:46:13,335 --> 00:46:24,747
Eddie, Come on. Eddie.
Eddie, here we go.
644
00:46:24,780 --> 00:46:26,817
Eddie. No no no no,
645
00:46:26,849 --> 00:46:28,751
stay off their property!
I'm sorry, I'm...
646
00:46:28,784 --> 00:46:30,953
Hey Roy. I'm sorry.
647
00:46:30,987 --> 00:46:33,757
He's fine, we
re good friends now.
648
00:46:33,789 --> 00:46:36,092
What's this
here on your nose?
649
00:46:36,125 --> 00:46:38,161
Heh, he just likes
to play a little hard
650
00:46:38,193 --> 00:46:39,362
with his best friend
the rock.
651
00:46:39,394 --> 00:46:41,864
I d play a little too
hard with Dwayne Johnson
652
00:46:41,898 --> 00:46:45,969
Dwayne Johnson, is that Earl
Johnson's boy from down the way?
653
00:46:46,001 --> 00:46:50,407
Sorry, forget about it.
You were talking about a rock?
654
00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:52,909
You should
see the rock.
655
00:46:56,144 --> 00:46:57,380
He enjoys this?
656
00:46:57,413 --> 00:47:00,516
Seems to. Can't wait to
come down here every day.
657
00:47:03,820 --> 00:47:08,057
O, how's the boat buildin
oin? Gettin ready to quit yet?
658
00:47:08,090 --> 00:47:12,461
No, we re chuggin
along, I mean,
659
00:47:12,494 --> 00:47:14,931
as slowly as a couple of
seventy-year-olds at the mall,
660
00:47:14,963 --> 00:47:19,034
but-no offense, I'm sure you're
a very speedy shopper.
661
00:47:19,068 --> 00:47:20,503
Boat building ain't a race.
662
00:47:20,536 --> 00:47:23,840
I just really want to
make sure we get done by July,
663
00:47:23,873 --> 00:47:25,307
in time to
clear out for the renters.
664
00:47:25,340 --> 00:47:27,243
When I was
trawling for oysters
665
00:47:27,277 --> 00:47:31,514
I seen a guy do a rush job
coiling some rope. Lost a leg.
666
00:47:31,547 --> 00:47:34,951
When I get to rope
coiling, I'll remember that.
667
00:47:34,983 --> 00:47:39,489
It's a bad idea, a bunch
of kids buildin a boat.
668
00:47:39,521 --> 00:47:45,427
One, we re not kids. Two,
if you have any advice to offer,
669
00:47:45,460 --> 00:47:47,897
you are more than
welcome to come help out.
670
00:47:47,931 --> 00:47:52,369
I d have to go
home, get my tools.
671
00:47:52,402 --> 00:47:54,436
We have everything already.
672
00:47:54,469 --> 00:47:56,538
I bet you don't have the
makings of a Tom Collins.
673
00:47:56,572 --> 00:48:03,547
Gin, lemon juice, sugar,
club soda? Follow me, sir.
674
00:48:04,579 --> 00:48:06,615
Eddie!
675
00:48:13,088 --> 00:48:14,891
When I came in here,
I saw a plane like that,
676
00:48:14,923 --> 00:48:18,061
I don't wanna
see a plane like that.
677
00:48:23,967 --> 00:48:26,603
You'll dull the blade,
alright, you find the blade here,
678
00:48:26,635 --> 00:48:29,405
adjust the blade
by turning this thing...
679
00:48:37,612 --> 00:48:43,319
Get the blade to the
length you want, and you can...
680
00:48:44,454 --> 00:48:46,423
Rachel you're gonna hold on
to that one there, we re gonna
681
00:48:46,456 --> 00:48:50,394
bend this gunnel in-nope, you
gotta hold it Rachel.
682
00:48:55,030 --> 00:48:58,335
Okay, so there's one for
you, and there's one for you,
683
00:48:58,367 --> 00:49:00,202
and there's one
for you down there.
684
00:49:00,235 --> 00:49:02,471
Bend it round, hold on tight.
685
00:49:02,505 --> 00:49:05,909
and one for you. There you go.
686
00:49:05,942 --> 00:49:10,179
And that's how we bend
our gunnel into place.
687
00:49:13,682 --> 00:49:15,485
Next message.
688
00:49:15,518 --> 00:49:21,291
Barkley, I am not
supposed to call you anymore.
689
00:49:21,324 --> 00:49:30,500
We did everything for you.
You are shaming us.
690
00:49:34,269 --> 00:49:36,038
We re all changing in
our cabin, right? For dinner.
691
00:49:36,072 --> 00:49:37,273
And then this
one camper in our cabin...
692
00:49:37,306 --> 00:49:38,307
Alex.
693
00:49:38,340 --> 00:49:40,376
Yeah, Alex! Alex
swings the door open
694
00:49:40,409 --> 00:49:41,478
on the way back from
the bathroom...
695
00:49:41,510 --> 00:49:42,945
But we were all
sitting there topless
696
00:49:42,978 --> 00:49:44,179
like right across from
the dining hall.
697
00:49:44,213 --> 00:49:45,215
It was the boys dining...
698
00:49:45,248 --> 00:49:46,282
This isn't gonna float, guys.
699
00:49:46,315 --> 00:49:48,684
So everybody is
freaking out, and screaming,
700
00:49:48,717 --> 00:49:50,319
which only makes all the boys
look across
701
00:49:50,353 --> 00:49:51,421
and see us
all top-naked.
702
00:49:51,454 --> 00:49:52,689
We gotta start over.
703
00:49:52,722 --> 00:49:54,257
And the more the girls
scream, the more the boys look,
704
00:49:54,289 --> 00:49:56,025
so like if anyone was
missing it before,
705
00:49:56,059 --> 00:49:57,027
they re all catching it now.
706
00:49:57,059 --> 00:49:58,293
We should scrap it...
707
00:49:58,327 --> 00:49:59,262
And then Emma goes,
708
00:49:59,295 --> 00:50:01,563
ok! They get dinner and a show!
709
00:50:01,597 --> 00:50:04,067
Shut up for a second!
You can't build a boat
710
00:50:04,099 --> 00:50:05,101
on a shitty
foundation.
711
00:50:05,135 --> 00:50:07,570
Well we can make
it work, right Barkley?
712
00:50:07,603 --> 00:50:10,673
Look, we can get new
materials and make something amazing
713
00:50:10,706 --> 00:50:12,275
with what we
already know.
714
00:50:12,307 --> 00:50:14,978
No. I don't wanna
start a new project,
715
00:50:15,010 --> 00:50:16,445
this is the boat I came
here to build.
716
00:50:16,478 --> 00:50:18,981
This boat? Bullshit!
717
00:50:19,014 --> 00:50:21,250
I think you
might be overreacting.
718
00:50:21,284 --> 00:50:22,719
Yeah. Relax, Barkley.
719
00:50:22,751 --> 00:50:28,025
I can't relax, okay, seriously?
I can't go home in two weeks.
720
00:50:32,260 --> 00:50:34,096
Remember at camp?
721
00:50:34,130 --> 00:50:39,102
The Kelsey thing?
722
00:50:39,135 --> 00:50:41,738
I'll go get some socks.
723
00:50:53,282 --> 00:50:58,121
Hi, mister bubbles! Why
are you as blue as your buttons?
724
00:50:58,153 --> 00:51:02,257
Camp is ending
today, I can't go home,
725
00:51:02,291 --> 00:51:04,360
my parents are
mad at me.
726
00:51:04,393 --> 00:51:07,530
I'm sure your
parents miss you very much
727
00:51:07,563 --> 00:51:09,666
and can't wait to have
you home again.
728
00:51:09,699 --> 00:51:13,635
No! They said I made
questionable decisions!
729
00:51:13,668 --> 00:51:17,806
All parents say that when
they catch their children having sex
730
00:51:17,840 --> 00:51:21,344
with strange lumber workers in
the driveway!
731
00:51:21,376 --> 00:51:26,215
Hope I didn't get
splinters from handling wood!
732
00:51:26,248 --> 00:51:31,053
At least one of
us got laid this summer!
733
00:51:31,086 --> 00:51:35,791
I bet you had
a fantastic tiiime.
734
00:51:50,106 --> 00:51:53,510
Finally, one of you
fettered the wood properly.
735
00:51:53,543 --> 00:51:55,811
Nice chine, Barbie.
736
00:51:55,844 --> 00:51:58,280
You should call
me Skipper, because
737
00:51:58,313 --> 00:51:59,781
that's Barbie's sister,
and a boat pun.
738
00:51:59,815 --> 00:52:02,251
Well you don't know the first
thing about bein a skipper.
739
00:52:02,284 --> 00:52:07,289
Okay, I can see I hit a
nerve. Do you need a Tom Collins?
740
00:52:07,322 --> 00:52:12,728
Nope! I need a break. Hey you
should all come meet my friends!
741
00:52:12,762 --> 00:52:14,631
You have friends
who are still alive?
742
00:52:14,664 --> 00:52:19,269
m gonna kill that one. No! They
used to crew on my oyster boat.
743
00:52:19,302 --> 00:52:20,737
You worked on a boat?
744
00:52:20,769 --> 00:52:24,574
I owned a boat. It
was a long time ago.
745
00:52:24,606 --> 00:52:26,842
Why don't you do it anymore?
746
00:52:26,876 --> 00:52:31,481
Nobody does it anymore. Used to
be you could pull in oysters the
747
00:52:31,514 --> 00:52:35,617
size of your hand, easy pickins.
Corporate assholes saw an
748
00:52:35,650 --> 00:52:38,820
opportunity, put all the locals
out of business, then they
749
00:52:38,853 --> 00:52:41,690
overfarmed the bay, and they
went down too.
750
00:52:41,724 --> 00:52:43,526
That's horrible.
751
00:52:43,559 --> 00:52:50,633
That's life. Got a
job sellin insurance...
752
00:52:50,666 --> 00:52:55,438
At least I got to
keep my house, my dogs.
753
00:52:56,606 --> 00:52:58,374
What was the boat's name?
754
00:52:58,407 --> 00:53:02,711
Her name was June.
755
00:53:02,744 --> 00:53:03,779
Don't you ever miss it?
756
00:53:03,813 --> 00:53:05,181
Come on, come and
meet my friends.
757
00:53:05,213 --> 00:53:07,317
I'm good.
758
00:53:07,349 --> 00:53:10,219
You should go.
759
00:53:10,253 --> 00:53:14,224
I would be honored.
760
00:53:20,896 --> 00:53:22,298
Nothin's bitin, nothin at all.
761
00:53:22,331 --> 00:53:25,902
Not at all, maybe we shoulda
poured some beer on the lure!
762
00:53:25,934 --> 00:53:29,706
To the right, to the
right! No, come on! To the right!
763
00:53:29,739 --> 00:53:33,376
Hey! Nice vest! Hope it floats!
764
00:53:33,409 --> 00:53:37,680
Might be easier if you turn
it around and pull it in! Hahaha
765
00:53:37,713 --> 00:53:41,484
Watch and learn. Bob, Dan.
766
00:53:41,516 --> 00:53:42,618
Hey, Roy!
767
00:53:42,652 --> 00:53:44,354
How you doin?
Pull up a brewski.
768
00:53:44,387 --> 00:53:45,689
Keep going.
769
00:53:45,722 --> 00:53:48,625
Hey lady, maybe my buddies
and me lay a bit a track to help
770
00:53:48,657 --> 00:53:52,728
you get that boat
in the water.
771
00:53:55,731 --> 00:53:57,900
Well?
772
00:53:57,932 --> 00:54:01,538
Hey buddy, all
hands on deck!
773
00:54:06,442 --> 00:54:08,777
Your chair awaits. Beer me.
774
00:54:08,811 --> 00:54:10,346
This stuff tastes like piss.
775
00:54:10,378 --> 00:54:12,648
It's good.
776
00:54:17,920 --> 00:54:19,956
What kind of bird
is that do you think?
777
00:54:19,989 --> 00:54:20,990
Red tailed hawk.
778
00:54:21,023 --> 00:54:22,858
Osprey. Blue heron.
779
00:54:22,891 --> 00:54:24,259
Probably wrong.
780
00:54:24,293 --> 00:54:24,961
Maryland state.
781
00:54:24,994 --> 00:54:26,028
You're from here?
782
00:54:26,061 --> 00:54:27,864
Maryland state bird.
Yea I am from here.
783
00:54:31,867 --> 00:54:35,805
Holy shit you guys, this is the
prettiest place I ve ever heard.
784
00:54:59,427 --> 00:55:01,029
It's so beautiful here.
785
00:55:01,063 --> 00:55:04,968
Are you guys hearing this?
786
00:55:38,967 --> 00:55:44,673
Someone's getting fancy
for our crab excursion tomorrow.
787
00:55:44,706 --> 00:55:46,576
I thought we all agreed
not to be the hot one.
788
00:55:46,608 --> 00:55:49,846
You are more than welcome to
use some of the mask, but there is
789
00:55:49,878 --> 00:55:53,081
nothing I can do about
being the hot one.
790
00:55:53,114 --> 00:55:55,951
Is there'someone in
town we are trying to impress?
791
00:55:55,985 --> 00:56:01,324
Or someone in a uniform!
792
00:56:01,356 --> 00:56:03,425
Are you
going back out to the garage?
793
00:56:03,458 --> 00:56:06,995
No, I think I really
wanna get some sleep.
794
00:56:07,028 --> 00:56:09,599
Okay.
795
00:56:09,632 --> 00:56:12,836
Wear this.
796
00:56:23,478 --> 00:56:23,980
Rach!
797
00:56:24,012 --> 00:56:25,882
I'm coming!
798
00:56:29,385 --> 00:56:30,386
Sure you don't wanna come?
799
00:56:30,420 --> 00:56:32,422
I wanna keep working.
I'm on a roll.
800
00:56:32,454 --> 00:56:33,855
You ready?
801
00:56:33,889 --> 00:56:35,091
Yeah.
802
00:56:42,465 --> 00:56:44,067
Let's go.
803
00:56:52,474 --> 00:56:55,110
Hi. You ve reach
Art and Marleen Turner.
804
00:56:55,143 --> 00:56:57,746
Please leave a message
after the beep. Thanks!
805
00:56:59,347 --> 00:57:02,083
Hi Marleen, it's Marie
Thomas, from the vacation rental?
806
00:57:02,117 --> 00:57:04,653
And I just wanted to let you
know that we re taking
807
00:57:04,686 --> 00:57:06,688
you up on your offer
to come in early.
808
00:57:06,722 --> 00:57:12,061
We'll be there the day after
tomorrow, thank you so much.
809
00:57:16,965 --> 00:57:20,635
So that's the famous
mural. Nice.
810
00:57:20,668 --> 00:57:22,804
If there were any way not
to drive past it every day,
811
00:57:22,838 --> 00:57:24,541
I would do it.
812
00:57:28,811 --> 00:57:30,980
Voila! Woody's.
813
00:57:33,916 --> 00:57:37,053
After you.
814
00:57:56,672 --> 00:57:59,509
Thank you.
815
00:57:59,541 --> 00:58:01,943
Hi, my name is Darcy,
I'll be your server today.
816
00:58:01,976 --> 00:58:03,512
What can I get you?
817
00:58:03,545 --> 00:58:07,215
I know what I want. I want
the'sty's Maryland blue crab
818
00:58:07,248 --> 00:58:09,618
marathon. If I finish all three
courses I get my picture on
819
00:58:09,652 --> 00:58:11,753
Dusty's wall of fame, right?
820
00:58:11,786 --> 00:58:14,489
Yes ma'am, and
all competitors get to wear the
821
00:58:14,523 --> 00:58:16,826
Dusty's Maryland
blue crab marathon hat!
822
00:58:16,858 --> 00:58:19,494
Excellent! One of those, please!
823
00:58:19,527 --> 00:58:22,063
So they got a great
tiki bar in the back.
824
00:58:22,097 --> 00:58:24,066
They make a really good
Peach on the Beach.
825
00:58:24,099 --> 00:58:28,037
Will you guys excuse me,
I'll be right back.
826
00:58:35,844 --> 00:58:40,115
I'll give you a minute.
827
00:58:46,221 --> 00:58:49,259
God damn it!
828
00:58:53,161 --> 00:58:55,530
Hey, hey, hey,
hey, are you alright?
829
00:58:55,563 --> 00:58:56,632
I'm fine.
830
00:58:56,664 --> 00:58:58,000
What's goin on in
here, world war three?
831
00:58:58,032 --> 00:59:02,904
No, I'm just here, building a
boat by myself with forty eight
832
00:59:02,938 --> 00:59:04,974
hours to go until our
cabin is commandeered
833
00:59:05,007 --> 00:59:06,775
by some random renters.
834
00:59:06,809 --> 00:59:12,214
Don't stand around whining. If
I have to help ya to shut ya up,
835
00:59:12,246 --> 00:59:16,985
I will. What do we need here, a
drill?
836
00:59:20,956 --> 00:59:24,260
This isn't too bad.
837
00:59:25,827 --> 00:59:28,264
I have shot a gun before!
I bought a deal online.
838
00:59:28,297 --> 00:59:31,601
That I'm gonna have
to see. How are you?
839
00:59:31,634 --> 00:59:33,034
Surprisingly good.
840
00:59:33,068 --> 00:59:35,137
How's your family, Dusty?
841
00:59:35,170 --> 00:59:36,572
Good, Ell...
842
00:59:36,605 --> 00:59:38,273
are you guys ready to go?
843
00:59:38,306 --> 00:59:41,977
I'm gonna
have to take that back.
844
01:00:09,704 --> 01:00:11,007
Jesus.
845
01:00:11,039 --> 01:00:12,141
Be careful, those are mine!
846
01:00:12,173 --> 01:00:14,576
If you spent a little
less time on these,
847
01:00:14,610 --> 01:00:15,945
maybe we might have a
boat by now.
848
01:00:15,978 --> 01:00:17,579
All the time in the
world couldn't save this boat.
849
01:00:17,612 --> 01:00:20,682
You know what? Literally any
person that I picked out of the
850
01:00:20,715 --> 01:00:23,351
lumber department would have
been more helpful than you.
851
01:00:23,385 --> 01:00:25,187
The trash can lady would
have been more helpful than you.
852
01:00:25,219 --> 01:00:26,755
What do you want me
to do, your boat is shitty,
853
01:00:26,789 --> 01:00:28,290
you can't engineer
your way out of it.
854
01:00:28,322 --> 01:00:29,991
But you can engineer
your way into my
855
01:00:30,025 --> 01:00:32,360
passenger seat, miss I
have a discount!
856
01:00:32,393 --> 01:00:34,729
You know, when my kids get
really upset with each other,
857
01:00:34,762 --> 01:00:38,668
I tell them to close their eyes,
and tense all the muscles
858
01:00:38,701 --> 01:00:40,769
in their bodies and
then release slowly
859
01:00:40,802 --> 01:00:44,773
from their toes to the
tippy tops of their heads.
860
01:00:47,943 --> 01:00:51,247
Ut I guess since you are both
dults, I will go pretend to pee,
861
01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:55,051
and you can work
out your own issues.
862
01:00:55,083 --> 01:00:56,818
Are you freakin
serious right now?
863
01:00:56,851 --> 01:00:57,819
It's not working.
864
01:00:57,853 --> 01:00:59,155
Pick it up. Pick up the plane.
865
01:01:22,744 --> 01:01:25,380
Hey female aggressor number
three. I brought some food,
866
01:01:25,414 --> 01:01:26,248
have you eaten yet?
867
01:01:26,280 --> 01:01:27,615
No.
868
01:01:27,648 --> 01:01:30,152
Great, well, lemme just park
and then I'll take a look at what
869
01:01:30,184 --> 01:01:31,420
you guys have got done in there.
870
01:01:31,452 --> 01:01:33,155
I would not go
in there if I were you.
871
01:01:33,188 --> 01:01:36,258
We got word yesterday
we have to vacate tomorrow,
872
01:01:36,291 --> 01:01:38,294
and tempers are running
kind of hot.
873
01:01:38,327 --> 01:01:39,862
Well I'm sure
it's not that bad.
874
01:01:39,894 --> 01:01:43,833
Take my advice. Don
t go towards the light.
875
01:01:43,865 --> 01:01:45,934
Won't they have
heard my truck though?
876
01:01:45,967 --> 01:01:47,869
What if they come
exploring?
877
01:01:47,902 --> 01:01:50,271
It would be wise for
you to beat a hasty retreat.
878
01:01:50,304 --> 01:01:53,775
Leave me
behind. I'm too far gone.
879
01:01:53,809 --> 01:02:00,349
No! Hop in! They
II never take us alive.
880
01:02:08,923 --> 01:02:11,059
Drive.
881
01:02:21,836 --> 01:02:23,405
Bink! Bink!
882
01:02:26,340 --> 01:02:28,344
You re something special, Rach
883
01:02:28,376 --> 01:02:32,047
No. I'm pretty normal.
Boring.
884
01:02:32,079 --> 01:02:34,282
I don't even do anything
with my life.
885
01:02:34,315 --> 01:02:35,817
What are you talking
about, you're awesome.
886
01:02:35,851 --> 01:02:38,320
You obviously love your kids,
you're very creative.
887
01:02:38,353 --> 01:02:41,289
I'm not creative.
Emma's creative.
888
01:02:41,322 --> 01:02:44,159
There's never a moment
where Emma sits down
889
01:02:44,193 --> 01:02:46,896
and has nothing
to do. She's always
890
01:02:46,929 --> 01:02:50,766
recording sounds or doing foley
for free or promoting herself.
891
01:02:50,798 --> 01:02:53,201
Yeah, but she complains
about that'stuff incessantly.
892
01:02:53,235 --> 01:02:57,773
But she's willing to do
it, because her entire universe
893
01:02:57,806 --> 01:03:03,412
revolves around sound. My entire
universe gets paused, from 3 PM
894
01:03:03,445 --> 01:03:05,181
on Friday through
7 AM on Monday.
895
01:03:05,213 --> 01:03:07,516
Yeah, but look at you this
summer. This seems like a total
896
01:03:07,548 --> 01:03:10,985
departure from the norm for you.
And Emma made it a point of
897
01:03:11,018 --> 01:03:12,520
involving her
best friend in that.
898
01:03:12,554 --> 01:03:16,325
Emma asked a random
stranger in a lumber department
899
01:03:16,358 --> 01:03:19,862
to drive across the country with
her and build a boat. You wanna
900
01:03:19,894 --> 01:03:21,797
know what'she asked me to do?
She asked me
901
01:03:21,829 --> 01:03:25,967
to water her plants.
I'm great at watering plants.
902
01:03:26,001 --> 01:03:27,202
Yeah, but
Rach, you gotta be...
903
01:03:27,235 --> 01:03:29,804
And now she has Barkley
to swap war stories with.
904
01:03:29,838 --> 01:03:31,540
And when they
achieve success,
905
01:03:31,572 --> 01:03:34,442
which they will, they re
not gonna respect me.
906
01:03:34,476 --> 01:03:38,079
I was never in the trenches.
I read about the trenches.
907
01:03:38,112 --> 01:03:42,116
Why, I sent sandwiches into the
trenches, but I went straight
908
01:03:42,150 --> 01:03:45,186
from school to a good job and
never got to bond with Emma
909
01:03:45,219 --> 01:03:46,521
about all the things
twenty-somethings
910
01:03:46,554 --> 01:03:49,125
are supposed
to bond about.
911
01:03:52,293 --> 01:03:55,063
I threw my Olympic trial.
912
01:03:55,097 --> 01:03:56,065
What?
913
01:03:56,097 --> 01:03:59,033
My achilles had
been really tender.
914
01:03:59,034 --> 01:04:02,171
And the trainers told me
to take it easy until prelims.
915
01:04:02,204 --> 01:04:05,341
But I did the complete
opposite. Until I tore it.
916
01:04:05,373 --> 01:04:09,077
Why? I thought
running was your thing.
917
01:04:09,110 --> 01:04:12,248
Running in this town,
I was always the best.
918
01:04:12,280 --> 01:04:15,483
And everybody loved me for it.
So much so, in fact,
919
01:04:15,516 --> 01:04:17,819
that they all chipped in
and sponsored me.
920
01:04:17,853 --> 01:04:21,923
But when I got to Sydney,
I just panicked.
921
01:04:21,956 --> 01:04:24,893
Didn't want anyone to know that
I tried and failed.
922
01:04:24,927 --> 01:04:31,166
So I limped home a tragic hero.
And now every time I drive
923
01:04:31,199 --> 01:04:35,371
by that mural, I see
the biggest coward I know.
924
01:04:35,403 --> 01:04:40,074
You re not a coward.
You re an officer of the law.
925
01:04:40,108 --> 01:04:42,378
You wouldn't let female
aggressor number three litter,
926
01:04:42,411 --> 01:04:45,514
would you? You wouldn't
let female aggressor
927
01:04:45,547 --> 01:04:47,148
number three deface police
property, would you?
928
01:04:47,181 --> 01:04:49,083
Hey, cut that out.
929
01:04:49,117 --> 01:04:52,988
officer, I just got off
the phone with the weather man.
930
01:04:53,021 --> 01:04:55,958
He warned me about a big wave
hitting this town.
931
01:04:55,990 --> 01:05:00,028
A crime wave.
And it's already here.
932
01:05:05,300 --> 01:05:07,135
Woah.
933
01:05:08,903 --> 01:05:13,141
Officer, are you gonna
retrieve that projectile?
934
01:05:14,476 --> 01:05:19,581
No, I'm gonna take
out the'source.
935
01:05:19,614 --> 01:05:21,516
Then you better
whip out the big guns,
936
01:05:21,550 --> 01:05:24,987
cuz this fiend is nefarious.
937
01:05:27,422 --> 01:05:31,427
Ya need to buy more wood and
scarf new planks on both sides,
938
01:05:31,460 --> 01:05:35,998
there's no way you're gonna
finish this in time. Why don't
939
01:05:36,030 --> 01:05:38,132
you leave it in my garage,
and I'll finish it.
940
01:05:38,166 --> 01:05:41,202
Okay. Thanks Roy, but we
had one goal for this trip,
941
01:05:41,235 --> 01:05:43,204
and if I accomplish
nothing else in my lifetime,
942
01:05:43,237 --> 01:05:44,940
I am gonna finish this
boat by tomorrow.
943
01:05:44,972 --> 01:05:47,409
That's unrealistic, you
won't get it done in time.
944
01:05:47,442 --> 01:05:51,981
You don't know what
u re doing. It's idiotic to just
945
01:05:52,014 --> 01:05:55,017
nounce that you're gonna
Id a boat one day with no plans.
946
01:05:55,050 --> 01:05:57,019
What a surprise, Roy
thinks I should quit'something.
947
01:05:57,052 --> 01:05:58,487
What's that'supposed to mean?
948
01:05:58,519 --> 01:06:01,056
It's obviously important to her,
so can we just get back to work?
949
01:06:01,088 --> 01:06:04,626
Or, or fight outside, so I don't
have to listen to this.
950
01:06:22,244 --> 01:06:24,579
No, Rachel, I can't.
951
01:06:31,452 --> 01:06:33,554
Rachel, I
am so sorry.
952
01:06:33,588 --> 01:06:38,093
I like the guy you saw in me.
But I don't want to
953
01:06:38,126 --> 01:06:43,532
be a coward anymore.
Come on, let me take you home.
954
01:06:43,565 --> 01:06:49,637
Rachel. Please.
Let me take you home.
955
01:06:49,670 --> 01:06:52,073
I am not going to quit this.
956
01:06:52,106 --> 01:06:53,675
I am gonna make this work,
come hell or high water.
957
01:06:53,708 --> 01:06:56,144
Well any water at all, and
this thing's gonna fall apart.
958
01:06:56,177 --> 01:07:00,081
Why don't you
just give up.
959
01:07:00,114 --> 01:07:03,084
All I am trying
to do is not be you.
960
01:07:03,117 --> 01:07:05,386
What are you talkin
about, this stupid boat?
961
01:07:05,420 --> 01:07:06,722
What are you talkin about?
962
01:07:06,755 --> 01:07:09,557
No. Come on. I know you know
what it feels like to have one
963
01:07:09,590 --> 01:07:11,125
thing in the world
that you care about,
964
01:07:11,159 --> 01:07:13,628
that can make you happy,
and I don't understand
965
01:07:13,661 --> 01:07:16,097
how you could just let it go.
966
01:07:16,130 --> 01:07:17,532
I learned to be happy
doin something else.
967
01:07:17,565 --> 01:07:20,068
Like what, Roy. What is
making you happy, your house?
968
01:07:20,101 --> 01:07:21,502
My house. My dog.
969
01:07:21,536 --> 01:07:24,005
How could you just stop trying?
When the oysters disappeared,
970
01:07:24,039 --> 01:07:25,107
you shoulda kept sailing.
971
01:07:25,139 --> 01:07:26,474
What exactly was
I supposed to do?
972
01:07:26,507 --> 01:07:29,243
You were supposed to figure
it out. I don't know if I'm ever
973
01:07:29,277 --> 01:07:31,713
not gonna be broke. And I don't
know if anyone in my life is
974
01:07:31,746 --> 01:07:34,048
ever going to think that I am
not a total loser.
975
01:07:34,081 --> 01:07:37,286
But I am trying, and you
ould have tried. Rockfish, crab...
976
01:07:37,318 --> 01:07:39,253
Those options would
have been just as risky!
977
01:07:39,286 --> 01:07:41,022
I couldn't go through
that again!
978
01:07:41,056 --> 01:07:43,224
You gotta know when
to cash in your chips,
979
01:07:43,257 --> 01:07:46,027
Emma. You gotta learn to be
happy doin a real job.
980
01:07:46,061 --> 01:07:48,363
Sound design is a real job!
981
01:07:48,396 --> 01:07:51,333
Well the next time I need a
professional sound designer,
982
01:07:51,365 --> 01:07:53,701
I'll make sure
to tip my hat!
983
01:07:56,170 --> 01:07:58,740
Rachel, where have you...
984
01:08:22,197 --> 01:08:24,565
Are you still gonna
love me when I'm sixty four?
985
01:08:24,599 --> 01:08:28,069
You re my best friend,
Rachel. Of course I will.
986
01:08:28,103 --> 01:08:32,306
You don't just like me cuz
I look good watering plants?
987
01:08:32,340 --> 01:08:37,212
No. I like you because you
re the'smartest monst generous
988
01:08:37,244 --> 01:08:40,548
thoughtful person I know.
And I am sorry to inform you
989
01:08:40,582 --> 01:08:43,485
but your assistance with my
lants will no longer be required
990
01:08:43,518 --> 01:08:48,724
as I am sure they have met
their untimely demise by now.
991
01:08:50,158 --> 01:08:57,166
I'll get you some water.
992
01:08:57,198 --> 01:09:02,237
Hey. I like that you need
me too, sometimes.
993
01:09:18,653 --> 01:09:21,457
Fuck!
994
01:09:37,372 --> 01:09:41,743
This is making us miserable!
We didn't accomplish anything!
995
01:09:41,775 --> 01:09:45,680
We re no better off than when we
started!
996
01:09:48,550 --> 01:09:51,552
You! The way your parents
see you has nothing
997
01:09:51,586 --> 01:09:53,922
to do with the one time you
couldn't finish a boat.
998
01:09:53,954 --> 01:09:58,626
Move on! The only
reason we re losers is
999
01:09:58,659 --> 01:10:02,864
that we think that building a
boat would make us not losers!
1000
01:10:09,637 --> 01:10:10,872
I have to figure out my own
goddamn life
1001
01:10:10,904 --> 01:10:13,708
before I can solve
your problems.
1002
01:10:48,409 --> 01:10:54,750
y, Mr. Montana, How
are you? it's Emma Turner.
1003
01:10:54,783 --> 01:10:59,989
I am really sorry about the
Alabama Hot Pocket section?
1004
01:11:17,372 --> 01:11:20,042
There's no more
work for you here!
1005
01:11:27,047 --> 01:11:32,287
No, please, porn foley is
all that we have!
1006
01:11:37,891 --> 01:11:41,429
What's that, a time machine,
let's see what our
1007
01:11:41,462 --> 01:11:46,801
future looks like!
1008
01:11:47,702 --> 01:11:52,606
Look. What a
decrepit hovel! And what's with
1009
01:11:52,640 --> 01:11:57,045
all these cans of cat food all
over the floor?
1010
01:11:57,078 --> 01:12:02,984
Look-it's old Emma! She'still
has her figure but she has lost
1011
01:12:03,016 --> 01:12:09,056
her hair. But why isn't she at
work? Because she never
1012
01:12:09,090 --> 01:12:12,927
found work in this town
again, because this
1013
01:12:12,961 --> 01:12:18,600
is what her future looks
like without sound design.
1014
01:14:11,880 --> 01:14:14,783
Barkley
obliterated the boat.
1015
01:14:19,153 --> 01:14:21,056
She's been
having a rough time.
1016
01:14:21,088 --> 01:14:22,690
Seems like it.
1017
01:14:22,724 --> 01:14:25,461
Lemme fill you
in on a few things.
1018
01:14:39,873 --> 01:14:41,909
Stealin my stuff, Barkley?
1019
01:14:41,943 --> 01:14:45,447
No, I'm just putting it away.
I already ordered a shuttle
1020
01:14:45,479 --> 01:14:47,114
to the Baltimore airport,
but they said
1021
01:14:47,148 --> 01:14:50,485
it would take five hours to get
here. In five hours, I'm gone.
1022
01:14:52,020 --> 01:14:57,792
ou don't have to leave. You
re right. Not subtle, but right.
1023
01:14:57,824 --> 01:15:01,529
I don't know
what to do with my life.
1024
01:15:01,563 --> 01:15:07,536
We'll figure it out.
For right now,
1025
01:15:07,569 --> 01:15:12,807
Rachel has requested our
presence outside.
1026
01:15:25,052 --> 01:15:26,720
When did you get this?
1027
01:15:26,753 --> 01:15:30,024
Before we left LA. It
took me two minutes to pack,
1028
01:15:30,057 --> 01:15:31,960
two minutes
to make sandwiches,
1029
01:15:31,993 --> 01:15:33,862
and one
minute to Google
1030
01:15:33,895 --> 01:15:37,632
easiest, fastest boat kit,
and order this one.
1031
01:15:37,664 --> 01:15:40,702
The
fifth minute!
1032
01:15:43,136 --> 01:15:44,104
I love it.
1033
01:15:44,137 --> 01:15:45,206
Hand me the plans!
1034
01:15:45,238 --> 01:15:46,641
Yup.
1035
01:16:37,225 --> 01:16:38,994
Roy!
1036
01:16:48,301 --> 01:16:54,074
He is ignoring me.
No boat viewing for him.
1037
01:16:54,108 --> 01:16:55,744
We need a name for it.
1038
01:16:55,777 --> 01:16:58,579
I know what it'should be.
Let's get paint.
1039
01:16:58,613 --> 01:17:01,950
Yeah. Hardware stores.
My favorite.
1040
01:17:01,983 --> 01:17:04,786
Hey. When you're
done with Lumber Steve,
1041
01:17:04,819 --> 01:17:07,822
I know a couple single
guys in the Home Depot
1042
01:17:07,854 --> 01:17:09,690
lumber department,
so, don't think that
1043
01:17:09,724 --> 01:17:11,860
well's run dry.
You're welcome.
1044
01:17:11,893 --> 01:17:12,627
Bitch.
1045
01:17:12,659 --> 01:17:14,028
Slut.
1046
01:17:14,061 --> 01:17:16,264
Speaking of, you want us
to kneecap any police officers?
1047
01:17:16,296 --> 01:17:18,365
We could cut his other achilles.
1048
01:17:18,399 --> 01:17:20,235
I'm just glad he
didn't arrest me
1049
01:17:20,268 --> 01:17:22,203
for all the crimes I committed.
1050
01:17:22,235 --> 01:17:23,136
Excuse me?
1051
01:17:23,171 --> 01:17:27,708
There was a one
woman crime wave!
1052
01:17:31,945 --> 01:17:34,748
I'm sorry I murdered your boat.
1053
01:17:34,782 --> 01:17:39,320
It was dead before we got here.
1054
01:18:26,100 --> 01:18:28,937
We got another
390 at the boat ramp.
1055
01:18:28,970 --> 01:18:31,338
Officer responding.
1056
01:18:40,046 --> 01:18:41,915
Hey, city boy, you gonna
able to make it back there
1057
01:18:41,948 --> 01:18:45,163
without your GPS?
1058
01:18:46,106 --> 01:18:48,188
Hey, city boy,
1059
01:18:48,221 --> 01:18:50,724
what the hell you think
you're doin?
1060
01:18:50,757 --> 01:18:57,698
The only knot you ever tie in a
cravat! Hey! City boy!
1061
01:18:57,731 --> 01:19:02,770
Ho! Yeah! Hey,
I like your beard,
1062
01:19:02,804 --> 01:19:06,106
looks like a cat died on your
face! What re you lookin at?
1063
01:19:06,140 --> 01:19:08,977
Roy, put the cans down. I'm
sorry sir, I got him, I got him.
1064
01:19:09,010 --> 01:19:11,079
Come on, Roy,
lemme take you home.
1065
01:19:11,112 --> 01:19:12,313
I don't
wanna go home.
1066
01:19:12,346 --> 01:19:14,349
Roy, we been gettin calls
about you left and right.
1067
01:19:14,381 --> 01:19:16,049
If you don't want
wanna go home,
1068
01:19:16,082 --> 01:19:20,287
I ve only got one other place
I'm authorized to take you.
1069
01:19:20,320 --> 01:19:22,157
Come on.
Get in the car.
1070
01:19:23,271 --> 01:19:24,491
Goodbye, jackass!
1071
01:19:24,524 --> 01:19:27,127
I'm sorry, sir.
Have a good one.
1072
01:19:27,161 --> 01:19:29,131
Bye.
1073
01:19:37,805 --> 01:19:39,975
You feelin any better?
1074
01:19:42,844 --> 01:19:45,012
Where you goin, I don't
wanna go there.
1075
01:19:45,046 --> 01:19:46,481
This ain't no taxi.
1076
01:19:46,514 --> 01:19:50,484
I don't wanna see them,
they don't wanna see me.
1077
01:19:50,518 --> 01:19:53,354
Well we'll see about that.
1078
01:19:53,386 --> 01:19:56,323
Jesus Christ.
1079
01:20:09,103 --> 01:20:11,840
How long's it been
since I had to pick you up.
1080
01:20:11,872 --> 01:20:20,981
I don't know. Two weeks.
1081
01:20:22,884 --> 01:20:25,921
They re good for you, Roy.
1082
01:20:48,341 --> 01:20:53,147
We finished her but, can
she'still live in your garage?
83346
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