Original subtitles

Hey, Mom? What's up, I'm working.

Get out. Art! You just won five bucks!

You finally got a real job?

Sound design is a real job.

You re actually a professional sound designer?

Not exactly, I'm still doing foley. But I'm

getting paid this time!

I'm so proud of you!

It's going in the church bulletin. What's it called?

It's an indie movie, it probably

won't come to theatres near you.

You probably won't see it. You know what, I've actually

really gotta finish this. So I'll call you back later okay love you, bye!

JUNE, ADRIFT

Subrip: Pix

Hurry Barkley. You will be late for class.

Thanks, Babcia.

You want me to clock you in, it's gonna cost ya!

Rachel, you didn't have to do that!

It wasn't any trouble.

To pack up my classroom? You already had to pack up yours!

I wanted to make sure you didn't have any excuses

not to go on your date with Mark.

You set me up on a date with Mark?

No, I can't, I couldn't, he's so cute!

It'll be great.

I still have to find a summer home for that'stupid turtle.

I sent your class turtle home with Benny Schwartzman.

And there's this UPS package on my desk

that I still need to mail.

I saw it! Already mailed it.

My god. Really? That is amazing. Rach,

st... I mean, but wait, don't... I ught that you liked Mark?

I couldn't possibly date anyone ht now. I'm way too busy.

I don't know what my mom is elling people, but I have a job!

Have you eaten yet today?

and I don't need her friends to me up on pity dates, you know?

Do you have something I can put water in?

On top of the fridge. Contrary to popular belief,

am not the ideal match for all sement-dwelling mouth-breathers.

Do you ever open your mail?

Yeah, I've been busy this week.

This is from December. From your parents?

I'm getting to it, it's on my to-do list.

She was trying to hook me up with an unemployed

thirty six year old who still hasn't finished undergrad.

Em, sorry about your day.

Merry Christmas friends and family!

This year has brought us many blessings. Arthur and I are

nning for our 60 day summer ise to Australia. Anchors away!

Hannah and her wonderful husband Brandon

have secured political asylum for 112 more Sudanese refugees.

So proud of you two. A little birdy told us

Kent and Amy are expecting some good news!

Congratulations you guys. Meanwhile, Emma is still

trying to do the LA thing! We re all pullin for ya, but

remember, we still haven't packed up your bedroom.

You have options. They included you in the letter this year.

You suck.

This is Kasia, I call your mother five times.

I cannot stay open for this. Come pick up her order now.

Shit.

So hot right now.

What did I say?

No talking. So hot! So hot!

Shut the door!

Get the keys!

They re not here! Help me look!

Dude, I'm looking for my pants!

Fuuu...

Hey, so, what are you up to tomorrow?

I'm totally free; tomorrow's my only day off.

Sweet, I need you to cover my shift.

Wait, I ve never worked in lumber before!

That's fine, you're mexican, you can do it, right? Lo siento.

You missed dinner.

You are better than this.

I'm sorry.

Hey, mom, you know it is three in the morning here, right?

I know you weren't sleeping.

True.

Well, I hate to lose it because it's the'source

of some of my best material, but it's time.

Time for what, mom?

It's time to throw out the boat.

What?

We re leaving tomorrow for our trip so I'm clearing out the

garage for the July renters. Plus. You promised me

if you didn't fix it by the time you were twenty five

I could get rid of it.

Wait... I really want to finish it though.

You re never gonna get around to it.

Seriously, I will finish it the next time I am out there.

Emma, I don't want to have that boat in my garage for another

eight years. It's going out by the bins for next Tuesday's

trash pickup. End of story.

Okay.

Love you!

Love you too, mom.

Where is my shirt?

Where is the shirt? Every time,

I cannot find it. I am looking for it,

it was here, now it's not here!

In the kitchen. Looking for... Thank you!

You could have said... you did it for me! Love you!

English! In this house! She is graduating!

Glue it!

I'm taking the flag! I am taking the flag!

I made this for you. For today.

Babcia!

Barkley, hurry up in there, your mother needs to get ready.

We leave for commencement in thirty minutes!

I dropped out.

What? I cannot hear you, your mother needs to peepee.

Tata, I dropped out.

What? What. Barkley, open the door.

Barkley, you're trying my patience!

Okay, I'm not angry, I just want to talk,

okay, okay, okay, just open the damn door!

What is going on, Barkley, we are leaving soon.

She's not graduating!

She's not graduating?

I left school, Mama.

What?

She is graduating!

That's not how it works! I left three months ago!

Where have you been going every day for that time!

Ace hardware?

Open the goddamn door, come out here and tell it to my face!

How could you do it to us?

I'm not happy!

Who gives shit! You don't work to be happy,

you work to feed your family, to put roof over your head!

Jesus, you love engineering, you were on the top in your class!

Just because you re good at something

doesn't mean you like it, I hated it!

Okay, so just tell me, what are you going to do?

I don't know!

She doesn't know. What a beautiful plan!

Sleep with strange men, don't worry about it,

just have fun, that's all that's important!

I'm getting the'screwdriver! Open... open it!

I didn't know you made the decision to sell.

Yeah, it seemed like the right time.

With you and Chris outta the house it's time to downsize.

Okay, well, I can get a plane ticket right away,

so I can come help you fix up the place for buyers.

Honey, I ve been working on the place for months. It's all done.

Okay, well, I can help you pack up.

I got it.

How about I...

Honey, it is under control. Do not rearrange your plans

on my account. You do you this summer. Okay? I love you.

Love you.

Bye sweetie.

Hey, why so tense, doll? Loved that last cut.

Really, thanks for all the great work

you're doin on Take It In The Aft.

No problem, happy to have the work.

Great, cuz we got more for ya, Freckles. Listen, as you know,

everyone at Beat Around The Bush Productions

is really hopin to hit it outta the park on this

one, we really wanna take it to the next tier of the adult film

industry and we need this to be a masterpiece.

Got it. Well, I know that you guys were looking for a little

more urgency in the anal juggling section.

Yeah, that'section was great! You, you'really know your anal.

I try.

Now listen, I wanna talk to you about another sequence.

Okay.

We added an Alabama Hot Pocket section. You familiar?

Of course.

Right, well, the actor we got is a championship jizzer

so I need this to be moist. I mean moist, moist, moist.

Can do.

I'm sure you can, babe. Now isten, I hate to do this to you,

but we need it by tomorrow. So, I brought you the cut,

it's gonna be a good old-fashioned all nighter.

No problem, I will buy more mustard and get started!

Thanks, doll. Hey listen. You play your cards right, you will

go far in this town. I will see to it. Personally?

That's really nice of you.

But... you screw this up for me, I will make sure

you never work in porn again.

Hehe, hey, you. You ve got a really, really

pretty shape to you. I can make you a star. Hehe.

Hey, you're a pro, Em. You re a pro.

If you ever wanna get out of this,

my dad runs a shelter on Maple and 7th.

No, it's not

You don't have to explain yourself to me.

that's fine, that's fine.

That's your job, that's fine you can do that.

Lumber?

Hi. Where do you keep your fir?

I don't think we carry fur here? Wood fir, not fur fur?

Wood fir. For a boat.

Well...

Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me!

Ma am, I'm with a customer right now, I'll be right with you.

Well, I need help now.

I understand, this is just gonna take two minutes.

So how big is the boat?

It's like an eleven foot sail boat, maybe twelve?

I dunno, I haven't really looked at it in eight years.

I just need enough wood to finish the rest of the boat.

How much of it did you already build?

I would say a third, conservatively?

Hello, excuse me. Excuse me, hello, I-I-just need to

figure out the right lid for this trashcan.

Ma am, it looks like neither one of those lids

fits on that particular can.

Well there wasn't a matching one.

Alright, do you want us to order you one?

No, I, I just wanna buy it today!

Okay. I was helping her out first,

and then I'll be with you, I promise.

You said that before, jeez.

So just as much as we can fit in my car.

How big is your car?

It's a compact sedan.

Can I interest you in a roof rack?

Yup.

Last one.

Thank you!

Wait, I'm not done helping you yet. So,

building a boat, what's that about?

The'summer before college, I tried to build a boat.

Things went badly, and I ve been the

butt of my family's jokes ever since.

My job is shit, and I am super depressed, so I am gonna

load some lumber on my car,

drive to Maryland, and finish my boat.

Seriously, you re just taking off?

Yeah. I will force my family to respect me.

There you are. Hello, and then one of the lids fell in.

Building a boat is super respectable.

Thank you.

And now it's stuck at the bottom, so I'll go... get it.

Can I come with you? I'm an engineer,

and, I obviously work in lumber, so,

I'm good with tools and building.

Is anyone gonna help me here?

I have an employee discount.

Girls. Stuck.

Are you sure it's safe?

Of course.

What about your car?

They never ticket.

Do you have everything you need for the boat?

Barkley's got it covered.

Where exactly did you meet this girl?

Ace.

Like hardware? Like when?

Half hour ago? She's really excited about the trip.

Emma, you know nothing about her, this can't be a good idea.

It's fine! I already asked her, it's not like I'm gonna kick her

out of the car now. Plus, she's an engineer and

like some kind of lumber genius.

They don't have lumber in Maryland?

Rach, don't be a buzzkill.

I'm not a buzzkill. Do you even have enough

gas money to get to Maryland?

It's happening. We'll figure it out.

So wadda you say, will you water my plants?

Forget the plants. You need me more than they do.

Give me five minutes.

How do you guys know each other?

Summer camp.

Nice.

Hi. I'm Rachel.

Barkley.

Do you want the front?

No, I have short legs.

Okay, lemme know if you change your mind.

This seems unsafe.

It's fine, watch.

My god. We'll just get lumber in Maryland.

Wooo! Building a boat! Building a boat!

You guys aren't axe murderers, right?

How many men have you killed?

How many women have you killed?

Seriously, should I be worried

about getting in the car with two strangers?

Yes. No.

We re just three girls. Building a boat.

I wish we had food.

Pocket chocolate?

Don't put that in your mouth! We have sandwiches.

n did you make these, you like five minutes to get ready.

When you have a system, it only takes two minutes to pack.

That leaves two more minutes for sandwiches.

What about the other minute.

What?

The last minute. That's four minutes.

What did you do with the fifth minute?

Wouldn't you like to know?

Did you save a baby?

Set a fire.

Save a baby from a fire you set?

Open a food truck?

Solve a one thousand piece puzzle?

Okay, we'll never make it by Tuesday trash pickup

if we dawdle, let's eat in the car.

Where we gonna sleep tonight, guys?

Well really we should be sleeping on shifts if you-waagh

Punch buggy blue!

Put her there

One!

Two!

Three!

Go!

Let's play a game! Where do you guys see yourselves in five years?

Running Sony's sound department.

Barkley?

God.

She'll be an engineer. Hey, what kind of stuff

have you built before?

Couple of tables, a dresser, parts of a plane?

What?

That is awesome. I could definitely

not build this boat without you.

Guys, I need chocolate.

A plane?

Thank you.

Sure you don't need any help?

No, I got it.

Come on! Let's go down to the dock!

We should go to sleep.

No!

Come on! Fight! And you may die!

Run! And you'll live at least a while!

They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!

Alba gu brath! Scotland forever!

Hey, come on. If I am naked, you have to be naked.

I stripped! I m in my underwear!

Rachel, I ve seen you naked before. If you do not strip,

I will do it for you.

All right all right all right all right!

Young ladies. Got a call about three

scantily clad tresspassers on the Turner property.

You guys wouldn't know anything about that, would you?

And where d the third girl go?

Emale aggressor number three is ttempting to evade an officer of

law via underwater submersion, permission to use force?

No! Please! We re leaving!

Ma am, I'm afraid I'm going to have to bring you in for

attacking an officer with deadly force.

Me? No, I-I didn't!

Would you please retrieve your projectile?

My projectile?

I'm just kiddin. You ladies have a nice day.

And ladies? Let's keep it PG next time?

What the hell, Emma!

Relax. Dusty's cool, he's like the local town legend.

Don't worry about it.

I just thought it was funny, sorry.

Can you add toothpaste to the list?

Pack of underwear too, and jeans?

There's actually a box of clothing in the hall closet that

visitors have left behind, you can have

anything you want from there.

Hope she likes granny panties.

Rachel.

Stop it.

That is not gonna fit.

That would be okay with a belt.

One that covers the whole thing.

I think a man wore that.

That was brought here by a travelling clown.

Maybe you should just borrow from us.

No, I think this'll work.

You have 15 new messages. First message.

Barkley! We talked to Dean McHale.

You graduate next semester. Problem solved.

Next message.

This is unacceptable. Now it's over. You come back here,

are a disgrace! And if you don't e back, you are no longer

my daughter... You'll come back, yes!

From wherever you are having sex with!

Good morning!

Hi.

Got some sandwich stuff.

Is that mustard?

Yeah!

Awesome.

Wait, that's for tuesday!

No. Hey Barkley, catch.

Sorry.

Whaddya got there?

It's a tent I found by the garage, can I use it?

Do you not like your bedroom?

No, it's great, it's just, I ve never had my own place.

You guys cool if I put this out back?

Sure.

Awesome, I'll have you over when it's up! It'll be BYO chairs.

Understood.

Where d you get that? It's really cute.

This is from the box.

That was not in the box.

Yeah it was, I used your sewing machine and I fixed it.

I can't wait for you to do that to my boat.

You guys ready?

I'm sorry for what you guys are about to see.

It's not that bad. Your mom made it'sound a lot worse.

Are you sure you wanna do this and not maybe set a different

goal for summer? We could learn to fish.

No, it's gotta be the boat. So what do we do first, Barkley?

Well, where are the plans?

If it's not in the hold, someone threw it out.

So what now?

I don't wanna take this moment away from Emma, I mean,

it's her boat. How did you start this the first time?

Well, the first time I put these on that, that didn't work.

He second time, I screwed this onto those, that was a disaster.

Times three through five were going pretty well,

but then I left for college, and now I have you.

Okay, I'm gonna need, a thing that'screws the'screws in?

A screwdriver?

You wouldn't use a screwdriver for boat building

Rach, you would use a drill. I'll get one.

So this last week, my lesson plan was about weather.

I asked one of my kids to go to e window, and tell me what the

weather was like outside. He didn't move an inch.

He just said, I checked my Phone this morning. It's sunny.

So, foley, that's like, smashing vegetables, right?

No, everybody thinks this. Name a sound from a movie.

Bones crunching.

Yes, that is, just, that's smashing celery.

Star Wars laser blasts.

Yes, they hit one of those really thick

antenna tower guy wires with a hammer.

How about light sabers?

They blended sounds from a TV set

and an old 35 milimeter projector.

How d they even think of that?

Right?

Hey!

Hey there buddy, where d you come from?

I'm gonna call this number. Don't worry buddy,

we'll find your owner.

No let's do this one.

I think it goes in the hole.

Well try it this way and then...

Good afternoon officer.

I thought you promised to get out of town.

Well, Emma said we could stay. Because it's her parents house.

Well of course you can stay, I can't kick you out.

However, I do need to retrieve the dog

that you kidnapped from your neighbor.

Woah woah woah, he wandered in.

e must have called the number n his collar at least ten times.

That'sounds about right.

Ladies, could you just excuse me for a second please?

It's a weird little town.

You cleaning up already?

Yeah...

Roy!

I don't see my dog.

Roy, I need you to come get him.

You get him, that s your job isn't it?

You know I think Eddy might be happier over there.

You ever heard of Stockholm Syndrome?

Fuckin things all over the fucking place.

Massive silver!

By my gesture, stun!

Maim arm!

Shackled up in here, you terrorists or somethin?

I'm sorry, who are you?

You, you alright boy, they hurt you?

Sir, we did not harm your dog.

Let's go, alright let's go.

Roy. I think you should meet the ladies.

Ladies, this is your next door neighbor, Roy.

Roy, these are the ladies.

Which one of you's in charge?

I guess me? My parents live here.

Well they said that you were the artistic type.

You re nothing like them, they re quiet,

and they respect property lines,

whose is that tent over on the other side of the house?

It's mine, is there a problem?

Well three quarters of it happens to be on my property.

See there's a tree there that marks the line.

Okay, I will move it to the other side of the tree,

it's not a big deal.

And keep it down when you re doin your arts and crafts.

Come on, Eddie, come on.

It's a boat, actually.

And what kind of boat are you girls making, a Barbie boat?

You don't build Barbie boats, they come preassembled.

Card table for a strong back. Are these drywall screws?

Shoddy craftsmanship. You do know you

need to bevel these chines. Hand me a plane.

We don't have a plane.

You don't have a plane?

Well. I'm sure it'll be very pretty.

Have fun. Come on Eddie, come on, come on.

And that's Roy! Look, ladies, I got a couple of tools I can

bring by in a few days if you guys want em.

We would love them.

Great! Keep it up, it's looking good.

Shit.

Your grandma saw you having sex in a car?

Yeah... my dad had to turn off the alarm.

Well, that's horrible. I d run away too.

Not that d I d ever have random car sex.

Don't knock it til you ve tried it,

I mean the'sex was great until the humiliating part.

Humiliating sex. Your bread and butter.

What's that?

I am making my living thanks to the glorious

humping, thumping, squirting, sliding of the porn industry.

But she's really good at it.

Yes! Children, Children, close thine eyes. Follow me into

the mystical, magical realm of sex! Tell me, what... do you

hear? She... has invited him up to her apartment. We hear the

click of her heels,

followed by his eager gait.

He unlocks the door,

opening it, and tossing her over his shoulder before

-throwing her onto the bed! -It's a very hard bed!

She rips open his pants

taking his pulsing member in her mouth, and

-lubricating him thoroughly. -When he can no longer stand it,

he begins to thrust into her cavernous hallway

and begins making love to her... as the headboard

slams against the wall! She bangs her firm,

round buttocks back against his

hipbones. She moans,

-Nearby, a yacht race starts! -Unfazed!

He nears his climax, pulling out, and

flipping her over, and releasing his load

into the valley

between her

mountainous breasts!

Well that was the best sex I ve ever had.

Where's Emma?

On the phone. Her mom knows we re here.

Ouch. And we re not even making any progress.

Boatbuilding always seems slow at first.

Are you done cutting that board?

Yeah.

Lemme help ya. Rach, a rectangular piece is not gonna

work. This part needs to be curved. Did you see this? I know

that you're just trying to help, but please let Barkley

do the hard stuff.

Well,

My mistake. I'll make it up to you and have

Barkley show me how to fix it, if you go pick up food.

Fine.

You ve no idea how to build a boat, do you.

No.

So what's your deal.

I don't work in lumber. And I'm a geotechnical engineer.

So you don't build things.

I basically study soil and rocks. I'm probably the last

person that'should be working on a boat.

Why did you tell Emma you could help?

I had to get out. Everything was falling apart, and... I dropped

out of school, and my parents forced me down a path I didn't

want, and I'm sorry, you know? The lie got out of hand. But,

I see how important this is to Emma.

I will do what I can'to help you. We will figure it out.

And for Emma's sake, we don't have to tell her.

Ladies. Brought you some boat building supplies. Plane.

Thanks Dusty.

No worries. Well, if you need anything else,

just lemme know. Have a nice day.

As long as you're here, we could really use an extra hand.

You sure?

Please stay. We really need to figure out how to make a piece

that fits here before Emma gets back.

Okay. I see what you re trying to do here.

You just gotta trace it. Got a pencil? Thank you.

There!

Nobody in this town has let me pay for a dinner out in over

thirteen years. Which you would think is incredible. But it just

makes me feel uncomfortable. I didn't earn it. And I won't go

to any of those little restaurants that I love, because

I know they re struggling in this economy.

Makes me feel like I'm stealing food from them.

What exactly are you famous for, anyway?

He ran in the Olympics.

Really?

Incorrect, I almost ran in the Olympics.

But I tore my achilles tendon right before prelims.

Is that you in the mural?

What mural?

God, can we talk about anything else?

Rach, why d you get into teaching kids.

Well, my mom died when we were pretty young, and my dad had a

hard time taking care of me and my brother, so I kinda stepped

into that role. I was always really good

at taking care of other people.

She was always really good with the younger kids at camp.

All the homesick ones would seek her out.

I love my class. At the end of the day I'm exhausted,

but I end up talking about my kids

and planning through my whole weekend.

So. Deputy Dusty. What is the most exciting crime you ve ever

seen walking the Chesapeake City beat?

Well, there was this one time... no what, no,

never mind, it's, it's stupid.

No, come on.

Okay. This one time, I was driving down Main Street.

And there were these two guys.

Meth heads.

No.

Thugs.

Were they big?

Average build. For sixteen year olds. So anyways,

I see these guys, and they re running down

the'side of the road. And I knew

they were up to something. So I tailed them with the lights off

until I found out what those thieves were after.

Money?

Jewels?

Worms. Those little assholes were stealing worms from the

live bait machine. Not on my watch. So I shot em.

I'm kidding! I am kidding, I did not to them. So anyway, they saw

my car, and they took off across the graveyard with like, five

containers of worms. So I gave chase on foot. And most

importantly, I out ran em. I beat em. Yup, I still got it. I

retrieved the'shit out of those worms.

So what happened to the kids?

Nothing, I just gave em a warning.

Hey so have you guys tried any Maryland crab yet?

Nope.

Emma! You haven't taken em to Woody's?

We ve been busy.

What's Woody's?

a crab shack, and it's amazing. guys have got to try the

Maryland blue crab. In fact, there is no point in you two

coming to Maryland unless you go to Woody's

with me on Wednesday.

I thought you couldn't go out to eat.

They can afford me.

Eddie. Eddie, come on.

This is supposed to bend

It's too thick.

That's what'she'said.

Eddie, Come on. Eddie. Eddie, here we go.

Eddie. No no no no,

stay off their property! I'm sorry, I'm...

Hey Roy. I'm sorry.

He's fine, we re good friends now.

What's this here on your nose?

Heh, he just likes to play a little hard

with his best friend the rock.

I d play a little too hard with Dwayne Johnson

Dwayne Johnson, is that Earl Johnson's boy from down the way?

Sorry, forget about it. You were talking about a rock?

You should see the rock.

He enjoys this?

Seems to. Can't wait to come down here every day.

O, how's the boat buildin oin? Gettin ready to quit yet?

No, we re chuggin along, I mean,

as slowly as a couple of seventy-year-olds at the mall,

but-no offense, I'm sure you're a very speedy shopper.

Boat building ain't a race.

I just really want to make sure we get done by July,

in time to clear out for the renters.

When I was trawling for oysters

I seen a guy do a rush job coiling some rope. Lost a leg.

When I get to rope coiling, I'll remember that.

It's a bad idea, a bunch of kids buildin a boat.

One, we re not kids. Two, if you have any advice to offer,

you are more than welcome to come help out.

I d have to go home, get my tools.

We have everything already.

I bet you don't have the makings of a Tom Collins.

Gin, lemon juice, sugar, club soda? Follow me, sir.

Eddie!

When I came in here, I saw a plane like that,

I don't wanna see a plane like that.

You'll dull the blade, alright, you find the blade here,

adjust the blade by turning this thing...

Get the blade to the length you want, and you can...

Rachel you're gonna hold on to that one there, we re gonna

bend this gunnel in-nope, you gotta hold it Rachel.

Okay, so there's one for you, and there's one for you,

and there's one for you down there.

Bend it round, hold on tight.

and one for you. There you go.

And that's how we bend our gunnel into place.

Next message.

Barkley, I am not supposed to call you anymore.

We did everything for you. You are shaming us.

We re all changing in our cabin, right? For dinner.

And then this one camper in our cabin...

Alex.

Yeah, Alex! Alex swings the door open

on the way back from the bathroom...

But we were all sitting there topless

like right across from the dining hall.

It was the boys dining...

This isn't gonna float, guys.

So everybody is freaking out, and screaming,

which only makes all the boys look across

and see us all top-naked.

We gotta start over.

And the more the girls scream, the more the boys look,

so like if anyone was missing it before,

they re all catching it now.

We should scrap it...

And then Emma goes,

ok! They get dinner and a show!

Shut up for a second! You can't build a boat

on a shitty foundation.

Well we can make it work, right Barkley?

Look, we can get new materials and make something amazing

with what we already know.

No. I don't wanna start a new project,

this is the boat I came here to build.

This boat? Bullshit!

I think you might be overreacting.

Yeah. Relax, Barkley.

I can't relax, okay, seriously? I can't go home in two weeks.

Remember at camp?

The Kelsey thing?

I'll go get some socks.

Hi, mister bubbles! Why are you as blue as your buttons?

Camp is ending today, I can't go home,

my parents are mad at me.

I'm sure your parents miss you very much

and can't wait to have you home again.

No! They said I made questionable decisions!

All parents say that when they catch their children having sex

with strange lumber workers in the driveway!

Hope I didn't get splinters from handling wood!

At least one of us got laid this summer!

I bet you had a fantastic tiiime.

Finally, one of you fettered the wood properly.

Nice chine, Barbie.

You should call me Skipper, because

that's Barbie's sister, and a boat pun.

Well you don't know the first thing about bein a skipper.

Okay, I can see I hit a nerve. Do you need a Tom Collins?

Nope! I need a break. Hey you should all come meet my friends!

You have friends who are still alive?

m gonna kill that one. No! They used to crew on my oyster boat.

You worked on a boat?

I owned a boat. It was a long time ago.

Why don't you do it anymore?

Nobody does it anymore. Used to be you could pull in oysters the

size of your hand, easy pickins. Corporate assholes saw an

opportunity, put all the locals out of business, then they

overfarmed the bay, and they went down too.

That's horrible.

That's life. Got a job sellin insurance...

At least I got to keep my house, my dogs.

What was the boat's name?

Her name was June.

Don't you ever miss it?

Come on, come and meet my friends.

I'm good.

You should go.

I would be honored.

Nothin's bitin, nothin at all.

Not at all, maybe we shoulda poured some beer on the lure!

To the right, to the right! No, come on! To the right!

Hey! Nice vest! Hope it floats!

Might be easier if you turn it around and pull it in! Hahaha

Watch and learn. Bob, Dan.

Hey, Roy!

How you doin? Pull up a brewski.

Keep going.

Hey lady, maybe my buddies and me lay a bit a track to help

you get that boat in the water.

Well?

Hey buddy, all hands on deck!

Your chair awaits. Beer me.

This stuff tastes like piss.

It's good.

What kind of bird is that do you think?

Red tailed hawk.

Osprey. Blue heron.

Probably wrong.

Maryland state.

You're from here?

Maryland state bird. Yea I am from here.

Holy shit you guys, this is the prettiest place I ve ever heard.

It's so beautiful here.

Are you guys hearing this?

Someone's getting fancy for our crab excursion tomorrow.

I thought we all agreed not to be the hot one.

You are more than welcome to use some of the mask, but there is

nothing I can do about being the hot one.

Is there'someone in town we are trying to impress?

Or someone in a uniform!

Are you going back out to the garage?

No, I think I really wanna get some sleep.

Okay.

Wear this.

Rach!

I'm coming!

Sure you don't wanna come?

I wanna keep working. I'm on a roll.

You ready?

Yeah.

Let's go.

Hi. You ve reach Art and Marleen Turner.

Please leave a message after the beep. Thanks!

Hi Marleen, it's Marie Thomas, from the vacation rental?

And I just wanted to let you know that we re taking

you up on your offer to come in early.

We'll be there the day after tomorrow, thank you so much.

So that's the famous mural. Nice.

If there were any way not to drive past it every day,

I would do it.

Voila! Woody's.

After you.

Thank you.

Hi, my name is Darcy, I'll be your server today.

What can I get you?

I know what I want. I want the'sty's Maryland blue crab

marathon. If I finish all three courses I get my picture on

Dusty's wall of fame, right?

Yes ma'am, and all competitors get to wear the

Dusty's Maryland blue crab marathon hat!

Excellent! One of those, please!

So they got a great tiki bar in the back.

They make a really good Peach on the Beach.

Will you guys excuse me, I'll be right back.

I'll give you a minute.

God damn it!

Hey, hey, hey, hey, are you alright?

I'm fine.

What's goin on in here, world war three?

No, I'm just here, building a boat by myself with forty eight

hours to go until our cabin is commandeered

by some random renters.

Don't stand around whining. If I have to help ya to shut ya up,

I will. What do we need here, a drill?

This isn't too bad.

I have shot a gun before! I bought a deal online.

That I'm gonna have to see. How are you?

Surprisingly good.

How's your family, Dusty?

Good, Ell...

are you guys ready to go?

I'm gonna have to take that back.

Jesus.

Be careful, those are mine!

If you spent a little less time on these,

maybe we might have a boat by now.

All the time in the world couldn't save this boat.

You know what? Literally any person that I picked out of the

lumber department would have been more helpful than you.

The trash can lady would have been more helpful than you.

What do you want me to do, your boat is shitty,

you can't engineer your way out of it.

But you can engineer your way into my

passenger seat, miss I have a discount!

You know, when my kids get really upset with each other,

I tell them to close their eyes, and tense all the muscles

in their bodies and then release slowly

from their toes to the tippy tops of their heads.

Ut I guess since you are both dults, I will go pretend to pee,

and you can work out your own issues.

Are you freakin serious right now?

It's not working.

Pick it up. Pick up the plane.

Hey female aggressor number three. I brought some food,

have you eaten yet?

No.

Great, well, lemme just park and then I'll take a look at what

you guys have got done in there.

I would not go in there if I were you.

We got word yesterday we have to vacate tomorrow,

and tempers are running kind of hot.

Well I'm sure it's not that bad.

Take my advice. Don t go towards the light.

Won't they have heard my truck though?

What if they come exploring?

It would be wise for you to beat a hasty retreat.

Leave me behind. I'm too far gone.

No! Hop in! They II never take us alive.

Drive.

Bink! Bink!

You re something special, Rach

No. I'm pretty normal. Boring.

I don't even do anything with my life.

What are you talking about, you're awesome.

You obviously love your kids, you're very creative.

I'm not creative. Emma's creative.

There's never a moment where Emma sits down

and has nothing to do. She's always

recording sounds or doing foley for free or promoting herself.

Yeah, but she complains about that'stuff incessantly.

But she's willing to do it, because her entire universe

revolves around sound. My entire universe gets paused, from 3 PM

on Friday through 7 AM on Monday.

Yeah, but look at you this summer. This seems like a total

departure from the norm for you. And Emma made it a point of

involving her best friend in that.

Emma asked a random stranger in a lumber department

to drive across the country with her and build a boat. You wanna

know what'she asked me to do? She asked me

to water her plants. I'm great at watering plants.

Yeah, but Rach, you gotta be...

And now she has Barkley to swap war stories with.

And when they achieve success,

which they will, they re not gonna respect me.

I was never in the trenches. I read about the trenches.

Why, I sent sandwiches into the trenches, but I went straight

from school to a good job and never got to bond with Emma

about all the things twenty-somethings

are supposed to bond about.

I threw my Olympic trial.

What?

My achilles had been really tender.

And the trainers told me to take it easy until prelims.

But I did the complete opposite. Until I tore it.

Why? I thought running was your thing.

Running in this town, I was always the best.

And everybody loved me for it. So much so, in fact,

that they all chipped in and sponsored me.

But when I got to Sydney, I just panicked.

Didn't want anyone to know that I tried and failed.

So I limped home a tragic hero. And now every time I drive

by that mural, I see the biggest coward I know.

You re not a coward. You re an officer of the law.

You wouldn't let female aggressor number three litter,

would you? You wouldn't let female aggressor

number three deface police property, would you?

Hey, cut that out.

officer, I just got off the phone with the weather man.

He warned me about a big wave hitting this town.

A crime wave. And it's already here.

Woah.

Officer, are you gonna retrieve that projectile?

No, I'm gonna take out the'source.

Then you better whip out the big guns,

cuz this fiend is nefarious.

Ya need to buy more wood and scarf new planks on both sides,

there's no way you're gonna finish this in time. Why don't

you leave it in my garage, and I'll finish it.

Okay. Thanks Roy, but we had one goal for this trip,

and if I accomplish nothing else in my lifetime,

I am gonna finish this boat by tomorrow.

That's unrealistic, you won't get it done in time.

You don't know what u re doing. It's idiotic to just

nounce that you're gonna Id a boat one day with no plans.

What a surprise, Roy thinks I should quit'something.

What's that'supposed to mean?

It's obviously important to her, so can we just get back to work?

Or, or fight outside, so I don't have to listen to this.

No, Rachel, I can't.

Rachel, I am so sorry.

I like the guy you saw in me. But I don't want to

be a coward anymore. Come on, let me take you home.

Rachel. Please. Let me take you home.

I am not going to quit this.

I am gonna make this work, come hell or high water.

Well any water at all, and this thing's gonna fall apart.

Why don't you just give up.

All I am trying to do is not be you.

What are you talkin about, this stupid boat?

What are you talkin about?

No. Come on. I know you know what it feels like to have one

thing in the world that you care about,

that can make you happy, and I don't understand

how you could just let it go.

I learned to be happy doin something else.

Like what, Roy. What is making you happy, your house?

My house. My dog.

How could you just stop trying? When the oysters disappeared,

you shoulda kept sailing.

What exactly was I supposed to do?

You were supposed to figure it out. I don't know if I'm ever

not gonna be broke. And I don't know if anyone in my life is

ever going to think that I am not a total loser.

But I am trying, and you ould have tried. Rockfish, crab...

Those options would have been just as risky!

I couldn't go through that again!

You gotta know when to cash in your chips,

Emma. You gotta learn to be happy doin a real job.

Sound design is a real job!

Well the next time I need a professional sound designer,

I'll make sure to tip my hat!

Rachel, where have you...

Are you still gonna love me when I'm sixty four?

You re my best friend, Rachel. Of course I will.

You don't just like me cuz I look good watering plants?

No. I like you because you re the'smartest monst generous

thoughtful person I know. And I am sorry to inform you

but your assistance with my lants will no longer be required

as I am sure they have met their untimely demise by now.

I'll get you some water.

Hey. I like that you need me too, sometimes.

Fuck!

This is making us miserable! We didn't accomplish anything!

We re no better off than when we started!

You! The way your parents see you has nothing

to do with the one time you couldn't finish a boat.

Move on! The only reason we re losers is

that we think that building a boat would make us not losers!

I have to figure out my own goddamn life

before I can solve your problems.

y, Mr. Montana, How are you? it's Emma Turner.

I am really sorry about the Alabama Hot Pocket section?

There's no more work for you here!

No, please, porn foley is all that we have!

What's that, a time machine, let's see what our

future looks like!

Look. What a decrepit hovel! And what's with

all these cans of cat food all over the floor?

Look-it's old Emma! She'still has her figure but she has lost

her hair. But why isn't she at work? Because she never

found work in this town again, because this

is what her future looks like without sound design.

Barkley obliterated the boat.

She's been having a rough time.

Seems like it.

Lemme fill you in on a few things.

Stealin my stuff, Barkley?

No, I'm just putting it away. I already ordered a shuttle

to the Baltimore airport, but they said

it would take five hours to get here. In five hours, I'm gone.

ou don't have to leave. You re right. Not subtle, but right.

I don't know what to do with my life.

We'll figure it out. For right now,

Rachel has requested our presence outside.

When did you get this?

Before we left LA. It took me two minutes to pack,

two minutes to make sandwiches,

and one minute to Google

easiest, fastest boat kit, and order this one.

The fifth minute!

I love it.

Hand me the plans!

Yup.

Roy!

He is ignoring me. No boat viewing for him.

We need a name for it.

I know what it'should be. Let's get paint.

Yeah. Hardware stores. My favorite.

Hey. When you're done with Lumber Steve,

I know a couple single guys in the Home Depot

lumber department, so, don't think that

well's run dry. You're welcome.

Bitch.

Slut.

Speaking of, you want us to kneecap any police officers?

We could cut his other achilles.

I'm just glad he didn't arrest me

for all the crimes I committed.

Excuse me?

There was a one woman crime wave!

I'm sorry I murdered your boat.

It was dead before we got here.

We got another 390 at the boat ramp.

Officer responding.

Hey, city boy, you gonna able to make it back there

without your GPS?

Hey, city boy,

what the hell you think you're doin?

The only knot you ever tie in a cravat! Hey! City boy!

Ho! Yeah! Hey, I like your beard,

looks like a cat died on your face! What re you lookin at?

Roy, put the cans down. I'm sorry sir, I got him, I got him.

Come on, Roy, lemme take you home.

I don't wanna go home.

Roy, we been gettin calls about you left and right.

If you don't want wanna go home,

I ve only got one other place I'm authorized to take you.

Come on. Get in the car.

Goodbye, jackass!

I'm sorry, sir. Have a good one.

Bye.

You feelin any better?

Where you goin, I don't wanna go there.

This ain't no taxi.

I don't wanna see them, they don't wanna see me.

Well we'll see about that.

Jesus Christ.

How long's it been since I had to pick you up.

I don't know. Two weeks.

They re good for you, Roy.

We finished her but, can she'still live in your garage?