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# We're going over the country
and into the Highlands
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# To look for a home
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# We're leaving nothing behind us
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# And no-one will find us... #
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Oh, hi, Colin. Hey!
You found us all right, then?
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Woohoo! Hi, Cath. Hi, Colin.
Hi, Cathy. Oh, Beth!
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I am so glad to see you!
Give us a hug.
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Oh, are we meant to?
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Oh, bugger it, it's Christmas.
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Merry Christmas, Christine!
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All the best. Oh!
Yeah, rules are rules, Eric.
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Right, aye.
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So, what do you think,
then, Eric, eh? Oh, aye.
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I mean, you're right out
in the middle of nowhere here, eh?
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Must be a fair old walk to the pub.
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Two hours 35, if you cut straight
through the fields.
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Isn't this lovely, Christine?
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Aye, very nice.
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Is it a septic tank you've got,
Colin, are you on the network?
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We're just glad you could make it.
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Oh, no, listen,
thanks for inviting us.
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I mean, any excuse to get
up into the Highlands.
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This is the true Scotland, Eric.
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You know, the hills,
the glens, the lochs and, see,
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because we're so far from anyone
else, no neighbours to bother us.
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This is beautiful!
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Thanks, Beth. We were actually
supposed to be going to Dubai,
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but...Aye, you don't
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know where you are with foreign
holidays at the minute, Cath.
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Everything's up in the air.
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Aye, except for the planes.
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It's the same with the coaches.
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I think it's going to
be 2022 before me
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and Pat get to experience
the wonders of Windermere.
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I don't know what all
the fuss is about.
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I would quite happily stay in
Scotland for my holidays every year.
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Oh, aye.
I tell you, you've got everything.
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You've got hill climbing,
fishing, mountain bikes.
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Oh, there's even
canoes you can hire.
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Oh, great!
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So, what have you been up to?
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Just sitting in here,
watching the telly.
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And what about Christmas Day?
I bet that was lovely up here.
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Oh, aye, it was, it was.
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Oh, it was brilliant, Beth,
it was absolutely amazing.
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Listen, let me take you up
and show you your rooms, eh?
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I could get used to this.
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Two nights, Eric, max.
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Oh, before I forget, um...
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I brought you these.
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Oh!
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Oh. I made meringues.
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I thought we could have them as a
dessert, or just with a cup of tea.
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Thank you, Beth.
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Col. Right, come on,
I'll show you up.
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Come on.What do you do
with your yolks, Beth?
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Um, I'm thinking a lemon curd.
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That beats your jams any day.
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Right, this is you in here,
Christine.
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Oh, aye, not bad.
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This OK for you?
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Hang on a minute.
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Wait till I get a go at this bed.
Ah!
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Right. Try that.
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SHE GRUNTS
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That's... Oh!
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Oh! All right?
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Silent Night, medium firm with
a single air memory-foam topper.
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All right for a couple of nights.
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Ah!
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And here we are!
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Oh, my, look at this!
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This is bigger than ours at home.
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Aye, well,
it's not crammed with junk.
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Oh! Look at the view out
of this window, Beth!
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Oh, wow, amazing!
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There's a wee en suite
in here too for you.
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Oh, right.
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Cathy's asked if you could do
all your sit-downs in there,
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if you don't mind, Eric.
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Er... Beth, you can go wherever.
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It's lovely to be away.
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Aye, we've been cooped up all year.
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Now I know how Nelson Mandela
must've felt.
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To be fair, he maybe
had it a bit worse.
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That was before Freeview.
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Can you imagine sitting there
all those years with just
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the four channels?
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So what did you guys
do for Christmas, then?
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It was quite quiet.
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No Ian this year. Oh, good.
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We had quite a nice time.
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Just the two of us.
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So did we, Eric, didn't we, Col?
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Aye, it was brilliant.
What about you, Christine?
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Were you not round at theirs
on Christmas Day?
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No. I didn't do Christmas
this year, Colin.
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What, not at all?
No turkey nor nothing?No.
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Out of respect for all of those that
have had to go without this year.
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Plus, I'm still working my way
through all that pasta
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I got delivered in March.
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Anyway,
let's get a nice drink on the go.
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What's everybody having?
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Well, actually, Cathy, we were
thinking of going for a walk.
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A walk? Aye. You've
only just got here.
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Yeah, but we want to see
a bit of the place.
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I mean, you've got
the Highlands on your doorstep.
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Aye, folk come from all over
the world to go walking here.
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What, are you wanting to go too?
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Not with this knee, no.
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Do your walk tomorrow.
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Well, we were thinking of
doing a hill tomorrow.
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A...a what? A hill.
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We passed one that was in
the shape of a woman's breast,
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didn't we, Beth?
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Well, you thought so, yes.
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And you never know what you're
going to see up there and all.
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I mean, the wildlife is incredible.
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Yeah. It is, Eric.
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I mean,
I seen a buzzard the other day.
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Oh, did you, whereabouts?
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Just round at the bins.
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Aye, aye, there's all sorts of birds
up here, and there's deer,
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there's red squirrels.
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All right, Eric!
We're not on fucking Springwatch.
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Maybe just the one, Eric, eh?
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Er...
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Well, we can't go until Ian
and Gordon get here anyway, so...
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Oh, well, all right, then.
Just the one.
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We also passed a cow getting
done from behind, Cath.
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Hey!
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Howdy doody?
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Hi, Colin. Hello.
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Thanks for inviting us.
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Always good to see you boys.
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Some place, this.
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Four bedrooms.
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Yours has got bunk beds
so you'll need to toss a wee coin,
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see who wants to go top
and who wants to go bottom.
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Or, actually,
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you've probably already got an
agreed policy on that.
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You see, I always
thought that you...
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Look, why don't you just
come in anyway, eh?
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Here we go!
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Hi, everyone!ALL: Hi!
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Welcome to our Highland
holiday home.
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Thanks, Cathy. Merry Christmas, Mum.
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Oh, merry Christmas!
It's so good to see you!
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ERIC: Merry Christmas.
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Merry Christmas, Gordon.
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M-Merry Christmas, Christine,
nice to see you.
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Oh, I'm not celebrating it
this year, Gordon.
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Really?No.
No tree, no turkey, no presents.
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Ah, that's a shame.
We brought you a little gift.
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What is it?
It's just a tin of biscuits.
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Aye, I'll take them.
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And here's a wee
something for you guys too.
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Thanks for having us up.
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Oh, thanks, Ian,
that's very thoughtful of you.
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Oh, thanks, boys, that's nice,
you didn't need to bother.
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Ooh!
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What...what is it?
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It's a collection of stones
and driftwood.
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It's all from the beach near his mum
and dad's house.
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We weren't really sure
what to get you.
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No, that's... That's great!
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I love sticks and stones, thank you.
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And that's for you. Ooh, thank you!
I wonder what it is!
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Dead seagull, perhaps?
Come on, then, open it up!
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All right!
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Oh! Oh, that is lovely!
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You can use it as a throw or...
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Or just as a wee blanket
that you can put over you.
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I've got one that
I can put my arms in
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but, unfortunately, it's got
salad cream on it at the moment.
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Anyway...
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Well, that is lovely,
thank you very much.
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Aye, thanks, boys.
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So, what did you get each other?
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Well, we actually...
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BOTH: We got engaged!
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What?!Oh, my God!
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Wow! That's fantastic!
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When did this happen?
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Er, Christmas Day.
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Oh, that's great news!
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That's tremendous.
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We were going to phone and tell you,
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but then I thought it might be
a nice surprise.
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Let me see the rings,
let me see the rings!
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Yeah, that's silver, Colin.
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It's quite thin as well.
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Have you told your mum
and dad, Gordon?
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Yeah, well, we were staying
with them, so...
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Oh, right.
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Oh, that's a shame.
All that going on down there
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and you not even aware of it, Beth.
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It's been the best Christmas ever,
hasn't it?
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They'll be in all the photos
as well, his mum and dad.
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Will you get married down there
as well, will you, boys?
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Don't do it on the fucking beach,
eh?
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We're not going to actually
get married for a while yet.
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15 max in the crematorium
at the minute, Ian.
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Depending on what tier we're in,
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you might not even get to go
at all, Beth.
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Anyway, I'm delighted.
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It's great news.
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Best Christmas surprise ever,
eh, Eric?
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It's just great.
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Well, I think this calls
for some drinks, don't you?
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Hold on, we were actually
going to go for a walk.
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Gordon and Ian aren't interested
in walking outside, Eric, are you?
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Well, actually, I brought my...
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Unfortunately, I'm unable
to go hillwalking,
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Ian, on account of my toe.
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I thought it was your knee?
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Aye, well, that's bad as well.
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Well, it seems a shame to
come all this way, Cathy,
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and not see a bit of the place, eh?
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Well, let me give you a tour -
hill that way,
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a hill that way,
massive cow shits in between.
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Mm, did you get that
out of the guide book, did you?
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What's the point of coming up here
if you're just going to sit inside?
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Can you be arsed, Beth?
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Well, let's have a vote.
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Who wants to go out for a walk
and who doesn't?
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Hands up who wants to go
out for a walk.
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Beth, can we not just
be together, please, inside?
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And who doesn't want
to go out for a walk?
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Beth!
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One, two, three, boom!
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Fair's fair, Eric.
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If you still want to
stretch your legs, you can
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go through to the kitchen
and get me some ice.
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Flybe, Peacocks...
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Oh! ..Woolworths.
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Woolworths closed down years ago.
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Aye, but it's still sorely missed,
Eric.
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Mind you, they'd never have been
able to operate a one-way system
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round the pick and mix anyway,
would they?
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What did you have for
your Christmas dinner?
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Oh, it was amazing!
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Gordon had this veggie thing and we
had, like, this massive ham joint.
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All right, Gordon?
Are you ready for a boogie yet?
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I'm OK just now. OK, honey.
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Ready to rock when you are.
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And there were different puddings
and cheeses and... Oh, wow!
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It was great, but I think
I've put on about 4st.
249
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Oh, it's ridiculous at Christmas,
though.
250
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Folk buying all this
food that they don't need
251
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and then stuffing their faces.
252
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But I didnae bother -
I just made do with a wee carry-out.
253
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Oh, aye, what did you get?
254
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KFC family bucket.
255
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Did you spend Christmas Day up here?
256
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Yes, we did, Gordon.
257
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Oh, that sounds really romantic.
258
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It was, Gordon.
259
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It was.
260
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I actually bought Colin a pair
of pants with mistletoe on the flap.
261
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I'll tell you who's made a
bomb out it, Eric - Dettol.
262
00:12:15,720 --> 00:12:16,760
Aye?
263
00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:20,760
Oh, those wipes were like
gold dust in March, remember?
264
00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:24,080
We had to put the back seats down
when we found that shop in Dumfries
265
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that still had them, Beth. Mm.
266
00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:28,720
Do you never fancy going
away at Christmas, Mrs Baird?
267
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Oh, honestly, Gordon, you can
268
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call me Beth now that you're
going to be part of the family.
269
00:12:33,560 --> 00:12:38,280
Oh! Good old Beth! Bish-bash-Beth!
270
00:12:38,280 --> 00:12:43,440
Well, OK, do you never fancy
going away for Christmas, BETH?
271
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ALL: Ooh!
272
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Well, actually, I prefer to
stay at home at Christmas,
273
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to be honest, Gordon.
274
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You know, get my wee decorations up,
275
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some nice stuff in to eat,
get the telly on.
276
00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:58,360
Oh, Christ! There's been nothing
but bloody repeats all year.
277
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Aye, there's been
tonnes of the old stuff back on.
278
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I'm half expecting to switch it
on
279
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and find Muffin the fucking Mule
reading the news.
280
00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:07,880
Mind you, they've been showing
some classics, Christine.
281
00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:11,880
What was it I watching the
other night? Only Fools And Horses.
282
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Oh, aye, that's great.
283
00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:15,280
You plonker, Rodney!
284
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THEY LAUGH
285
00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:20,080
Plonker! You plonker, Eric!
286
00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:24,520
What was that couple that I really
hated? You know, the really, um...
287
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Boycie and Marlene.
288
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Boycie and Marlene.
289
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Oh, aye, they were a nightmare.
290
00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:31,880
Do you remember them, Eric?
Aye, I do.
291
00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:34,560
What was it we were watching
the other night?
292
00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:36,560
It was... Oh, aye, it was the, um...
293
00:13:36,560 --> 00:13:38,440
It was The Two Ronnies
Christmas Special.
294
00:13:38,440 --> 00:13:42,680
Oh, The Two Ronnies, eh?
It's a goodnight from me.
295
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And it's a goodnight from him.
296
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ALL: Goodnight!
297
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,400
That was just like them.
298
00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:52,560
I'll tell you who did a good
Christmas special - Val Doonican.
299
00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:54,080
Aye, aye, he did. Aye, aye.
300
00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:55,960
Aye, that's right.
Who's Val Doonican?
301
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,000
Who cares?
302
00:13:57,000 --> 00:14:00,760
He was a very popular
family entertainer, Ian.
303
00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:04,120
Always wore lovely cardigans
and matching slacks
304
00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:06,080
and sat in a big rocking chair.
305
00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:07,720
Are you sure this was on the telly?
306
00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:08,960
Yeah.Oh, aye.
307
00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:11,920
You remember Delaney's Donkey? Eh?
308
00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:15,480
Remember? He had a big hit
with a song about the donkey.
309
00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:17,200
It was, um...
310
00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:22,800
# Now, Delaney had a donkey
that everyone admired
311
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# Temporarily lazy... #
312
00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:25,560
That's it. That's it.
313
00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:27,200
# ..And permanently tired
314
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# With a leg at every corner
315
00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:31,280
# Balancing his head
316
00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:35,800
# And a tail to let you know
which end he wanted to be fed! #
317
00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:37,960
Ha-ha, that was great!
318
00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:44,160
# ..Riley slyly said
you've underrated it
319
00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:47,560
# Why not train him?
Then they took a rag
320
00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:50,040
# Well, they rubbed it, scrubbed it
321
00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:51,680
# Oiled and embrocated it
322
00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:55,240
# Took it to the post and then
the starter lowered the flag
323
00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:59,360
# There was Riley, pushin' it
Shovin' it, shushin' it
324
00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:02,640
# Hogan, Logan, everyone in town
325
00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:06,480
# They were lined up, attackin' it
Smashin' it, bashin' it
326
00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:11,000
# Hittin' it, kickin' it
Bootin' it, headin' it, kickin' it,
327
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,880
# Draggin' it, whippin' it
328
00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:16,560
# That's it, donkey
Move your bastard arse! #
329
00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:17,760
Ha-ha-ha!
330
00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:22,480
I mean, you wouldnae get away
with it these days, would you?
331
00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:25,480
I mean, the animal cruelty
would just take it off you.
332
00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:32,320
The one we were watching down
at my mum and dad's
333
00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:33,960
was Morecambe And Wise.
334
00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:36,360
Oh, now, they were the best!
335
00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:39,600
I mean, the whole country used to
watch their Christmas special.
336
00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:41,120
Yeah. I didn't.
337
00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:44,600
Aye, that was proper
Christmas telly, Eric,
338
00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:46,880
not like the shite
they've got on now.
339
00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:50,320
I'll tell you, the best one
was the conductor...
340
00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:52,200
It was Andre Previn.
341
00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:54,000
That's it.
That was the one we watched.
342
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:59,480
I'm playing all the right notes, but
not necessarily in the right order.
343
00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:01,200
God, that's fantastic!
344
00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:02,520
He's good at impressions.
345
00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:04,040
I'll give you that, sunshine.
346
00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:07,560
That's great, Gordon!
347
00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:09,960
So was he from Yorkshire as well?
348
00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:11,920
No, he was from Morecambe.
349
00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:14,320
What are the chances of that, eh?
350
00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:15,360
Right, anyway...
351
00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:17,600
Can you do anybody else, Gordon?
352
00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:19,520
Well, er...
353
00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:23,480
You were only supposed to
blow the bloody doors off!
354
00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:26,520
Michael Caine. Michael Caine.
That is good!
355
00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:28,400
Right, OK, that's enough of that.
356
00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:30,120
Who would like a drink?
357
00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:34,160
Right, that's enough of that.
Who would like a drink?
358
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:37,040
THEY LAUGH
359
00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:38,080
Spot on!
360
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:40,360
That's good! Do her again.
361
00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:41,880
Aye, go on, go on. Do it again!
362
00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:42,920
OK, um...
363
00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:47,600
Right, hands up who wants to
go for a walk
364
00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:51,080
in the beautiful
Scottish Highlands.
365
00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:54,720
Hands up who wants to stay.
Let's stay inside and have a drink!
366
00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:00,280
Fantastic!
367
00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:05,280
Ho-ho! Ooh! Ooh!
368
00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:07,480
My name's... My name's...
369
00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:10,960
..Gordon, and I'm really,
really boring.
370
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:14,520
Boring, boring, boring, that's me!
371
00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:18,800
Oh, look, look, there's a stick!
Let's pick it up
372
00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:22,120
and give it to someone as
a Christmas present. Cathy.
373
00:17:22,120 --> 00:17:24,720
Oh, look, I've just got engaged!
Look at my cheap silver ring.
374
00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:29,120
It's almost as thin
and boring as I am!
375
00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:30,600
Right, Cathy, that'll do, eh?
376
00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:34,920
Oh, can I call you Beth, Mrs Baird?
Hello, Beth Baird!
377
00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:36,880
Cathy, that is enough.
378
00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:39,160
Apologise to Gordon right now.
379
00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:40,720
Oh, shut up, Beth!
380
00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:42,800
Hey! Come on, it's all right, Eric.
381
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:44,720
We're just having a wee laugh.
382
00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:47,080
Can you do Frank Spencer, Gordon?
383
00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:50,560
It's not funny, Colin,
taking it too far.
384
00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:54,120
This always happens -
you have too much to drink, Cathy,
385
00:17:54,120 --> 00:17:56,320
and then you just take it too far.
386
00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:57,680
Look, it's OK.
387
00:17:57,680 --> 00:17:59,040
No, it's not OK.
388
00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:01,440
She's right -
you always do this, Cathy.
389
00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:03,040
Oh, it's called fun, Ian.
390
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,440
Ever heard of that?
391
00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:06,320
Aye, but, Cathy, you overdo it.
392
00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:08,080
Do I, Ian? Do I?
393
00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:10,680
What was his wife called again?
394
00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:12,040
Was it Betty?
395
00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:15,880
SHE CLEARS HER THROAT
396
00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:15,880
Colin, do I overdo it, hm?
397
00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:16,920
Colin?
398
00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:21,480
Well, maybe sometimes.
399
00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:22,680
What?
400
00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:24,600
Well... When?
401
00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:25,640
Christmas Eve!
402
00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:27,760
I had a few drinks on Christmas Eve,
who doesn't?
403
00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:29,800
Aye, but you missed Christmas Day.
404
00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:32,760
You slept through the whole thing,
and I was sat here on my own.
405
00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:36,160
I had to eat a wee individual
lasagne for my Christmas dinner.
406
00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:40,840
OK, that's OK. I see what's
happening here. That's all right.
407
00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:43,280
It's Christmas, so everybody
gang up on Cathy. That's fine.
408
00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:45,320
I'm just going to sit
down here and keep quiet.
409
00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:46,840
OK? Sh! Sh!
410
00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:48,560
Is that OK with everyone?
411
00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:55,000
Not got a KFC up here, Colin, no?
412
00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:16,280
So, what are your mum and dad
doing on New Year's Eve, Gordon?
413
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:18,240
Oh, pretty quiet.
414
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:20,800
Oh, are they not
allowed to drink either?
415
00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:23,920
And what are you boys
getting up to, any plans?
416
00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:26,040
Just going round to Morven
and Lynn's. Ah!
417
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:27,640
That'll be nice.
418
00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:30,040
Maybe you should go before
it starts, Beth, then you can
419
00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:33,320
mark a line in the bottle so
you know how much everyone's having.
420
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:39,160
What about you, Christine,
you doing anything?
421
00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:42,000
Oh, same as Christmas,
Gordon, just myself.
422
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,640
Oh, you're welcome to come
into ours if you want.
423
00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:49,560
Oh, yeah, Christine, go on, see in
the bells with a nice cup of water.
424
00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:52,840
Cathy, come on, this is ridiculous.
425
00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:55,840
Oh, is that what it is?
Oh, sorry, Beth.
426
00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:59,600
God! I'm sorry, everyone,
I'm being ridiculous.
427
00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:01,320
I'm sorry, Gordon.
428
00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:02,360
I'm sorry, Ian.
429
00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:04,560
Sorry, Eric. Sorry, Christine.
430
00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:05,600
Sorry, Beth.
431
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:09,360
Look, Cath, I think
what Beth was meaning was,
432
00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:13,280
not that you shouldnae have a drink,
just go a bit easy.
433
00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:17,320
Oh, is that what it was?
She wants me to go easy?
434
00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:18,680
That's no problem.
435
00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:19,920
I can go easy.
436
00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:21,560
Look, look, Beth, Beth!
437
00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:22,880
Here I go.
438
00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:23,920
Little sip at a time.
439
00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:29,440
Is that OK, Beth?
Look, look, here I go.
440
00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:30,600
Ooh!
441
00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:33,160
That was too much.
Maybe I should spit some back in.
442
00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:39,360
I'm going to clear some of this
stuff away, give us a bit of room.
443
00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:42,160
A lot of people were drinking
far too much
444
00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:44,240
during that lockdown, Gordon.
445
00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:47,440
It's the bulk buying, isn't it?
446
00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:52,000
Yeah. Do you know, I saw two women
fighting over a box of wine
447
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,080
outside Asda in Govan?
448
00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:55,120
Did you?
449
00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:58,640
I already had four in my trolley,
so I got out of there quick.
450
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,920
Right. What was all that about?
451
00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:06,960
What?
452
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:09,480
We said we weren't going to tell
anyone about Christmas Day.
453
00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:10,520
I'm sorry, it's...
454
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:13,360
Now they think we've had a shit
Christmas and it's all my fault.
455
00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:17,040
Look, all I said was it was a bit
disappointing coming all the way
456
00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:20,080
up here and then ending up spending
it by myself on Christmas Day.
457
00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:22,560
You go out there and you say
that you've had a brilliant time.
458
00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:25,400
What? You go back out there, you
say you've enjoyed your Christmas,
459
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:26,600
you've had a brilliant time
460
00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:29,120
and it was an amazing idea to come,
OK?
461
00:21:29,120 --> 00:21:30,280
But... Go!
462
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:36,520
Beth brought home-made meringues,
Gordon.
463
00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:40,800
Oh, did you? I just thought it'd
be a nice thing to... Anyway...
464
00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:44,440
Are you a fan of meringue, Gordon?
465
00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:46,240
Mm, yeah.Oh, aye.
466
00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:50,640
See, that with a big mug of tea,
loaded up with double cream,
467
00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:52,480
never mind away in a manger,
468
00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:56,680
you'll be away in fucking dreamland
once you've had one of them!
469
00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:03,560
Listen, what a night, eh?
470
00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:06,800
I am thoroughly enjoying myself.
471
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,240
You all right, Christine?Aye.
472
00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:13,320
OK, Eric? Beth, my darling.
473
00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:15,640
Eh? And not forgetting you boys.
474
00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:20,160
Congratulations again,
brilliant news.
475
00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:22,840
You know, I hope you actually
go ahead with it.
476
00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:26,960
Hi, everyone. Hi, Beth.
477
00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:28,600
Look, same drink.
478
00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:35,040
So what's the chat, everyone, eh?
479
00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:37,000
What's the Christmas chat?
480
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,040
Er...
481
00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:40,680
Nothing. I mean...
482
00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:41,960
Not much, Colin, no.
483
00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:45,560
Home baking.
484
00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:47,960
Yeah, Christine and I were
just talking about
485
00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:49,560
people taking up home baking.
486
00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:52,560
Oh, Bake Off! Anybody watch that?
487
00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:55,760
Here, Gordon, I'll give
you my handshake.
488
00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:58,320
Don't worry - I've sanitised them.
489
00:22:58,320 --> 00:23:01,000
So did you try making anything
during the lockdown?
490
00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:05,440
Not as such, Gordon, you know...
491
00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:09,600
But I'll tell you what
I did eat recently that
492
00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:12,680
I thoroughly enjoyed...
493
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:15,400
..was lasagne.
494
00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:20,920
See that wee lasagne
I had for my Christmas dinner...
495
00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:22,640
..with a cold tin of sweetcorn?
496
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:27,240
My God, that was good!
497
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:31,000
I actually... I wouldn't
go back to turkey, Gordon.
498
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,040
Nope, nah.
499
00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:34,840
It's lasagne!
500
00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:40,120
That just...just makes Christmas.
501
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:47,080
Here, this is making me hungry!
Anybody else peckish?
502
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:49,120
Are you hungry, aye? Well, listen.
503
00:23:49,120 --> 00:23:50,760
There's a whole load of stuff back
there
504
00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:53,200
that we brought up for Christmas
that's never been touched.
505
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:57,680
Oh, no. I'm not ready for all that,
but I would take a wee meringue,
506
00:23:57,680 --> 00:23:59,400
if it was going.
507
00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:00,640
That OK, Beth?
508
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:03,600
It's fine with me,
it's really up to Cathy.
509
00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:06,600
Up to me? Oh, no, you tell me, boss!
510
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:09,280
You're the boss -
we just do what we're told.
511
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:11,680
I mean, you made the meringues,
you brought them
512
00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:14,640
all the way up here, so you decide
when it's time to eat them.
513
00:24:16,120 --> 00:24:18,000
Where are you going? For a walk!
514
00:24:20,360 --> 00:24:22,320
DOOR SHUTS
515
00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:24,280
Beth!
516
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:25,320
You all right?
517
00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:29,280
SHE SIGHS
518
00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:31,760
I've had enough, Eric,
I really have.
519
00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:33,880
I mean, why do we put up with it?
520
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:35,200
Oh, I don't know.
521
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:37,040
It's always the same.
522
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:40,000
She gets a few drinks inside her
and starts going off on one,
523
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:44,360
he does absolutely nothing and we,
we're just supposed to sit there,
524
00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:47,760
suck it up and then say, "Thank
you very much for having us."
525
00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:51,360
Listen, Cathy and Colin,
aye, they've got their faults,
526
00:24:51,360 --> 00:24:56,000
but, at the end of the day, they
didnae have to invite us up here.
527
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:59,880
I know she can be a bit much,
but you know what?
528
00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:04,000
See, if it came down it,
they're our friends.
529
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:07,000
And see, at the minute,
we all need friends.
530
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:17,680
We should probably go back inside.
531
00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:18,720
Aye.
532
00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:24,000
Still, at least
we got out for a walk.
533
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,560
Ha! True.
534
00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:28,120
How many miles do you
reckon we've done?
535
00:25:28,120 --> 00:25:30,840
Oh, I'd say at least ten.
536
00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:32,120
Mm.
537
00:25:32,120 --> 00:25:34,080
The view of the hills was smashing.
538
00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:35,960
Oh, out of this world!
539
00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:37,720
THEY CHUCKLE
540
00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:42,760
All right?
541
00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:47,360
Right, Cathy, this is silly.
542
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:49,520
We need to sort this out.
543
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:55,400
We're all up here to enjoy
spending a bit of time together,
544
00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:58,080
and the last thing
I want to do is cause an atmosphere.
545
00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:06,120
Look, I'm sorry if I offended you.
546
00:26:06,120 --> 00:26:09,560
It's not up to me to tell you
what you can and can't do
547
00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:12,480
and how much you can have to drink.
548
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:13,520
I'm sorry.
549
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:19,880
It was really good of you
to invite us here.
550
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:22,880
And we all want to enjoy ourselves.
551
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:28,040
So can we just forget about all
this and have a good time?
552
00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:33,160
Oh, Beth, I just want you to
enjoy your Christmas too. Oh! Oh!
553
00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:36,560
Right, come on,
shall we get some drinks on the go?
554
00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:37,880
Yeah!
555
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:39,440
Yes, Beth!
556
00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:41,560
Shall we open that
prosecco we brought?
557
00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:43,360
Colin, go and get Beth
and Eric's prosecco.
558
00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:46,360
Is that the...?
It's the Lidl one, yes.
559
00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:49,760
So what are we going to do now,
then?Well...
560
00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:53,800
..I could sing Paddy McGinty's
Goat. Do you remember that one?
561
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:54,840
Er...
562
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:56,840
# Now, Patrick McGinty
An Irishman... #
563
00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:58,320
Christine!
564
00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:01,080
No.We could play a game.
565
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:03,800
When we were down at his mum and
dad's, we had a Scrabble tournament.
566
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:06,080
Ooh!Ooh, Scrabble!
I quite like that.
567
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:10,800
Remember, we played that, Beth, and
I tried to spell catheter with a K?
568
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:12,040
I do. Yeah.
569
00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:13,720
Cathy, fancy a game of Scrabble?
570
00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:19,640
Maybe tomorrow, then.
Right, here we go!
571
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:21,800
Oh, yes! Ha-ha!
572
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:24,560
Come on, Eric, give me a hand
with these glasses here. Sure.
573
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:26,120
Right, that's us.
574
00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:28,600
Now, listen, it's good to see yous.
575
00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:30,840
Thank you. And thanks
for coming up. Here.
576
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,200
Cheers.All the best.
577
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:35,760
Thanks, Dad.
578
00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:38,400
What's the plans, what are we doing?
579
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:41,160
We could put the telly on for a bit,
580
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:43,160
just while we're having our drinks.
581
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:45,320
We could maybe even have
a wee meringue as well.
582
00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:46,880
Ooh!
583
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:48,000
Ha-ha!
584
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,040
Great idea.
585
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:51,680
Right, Cath, stick the telly on.
586
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:55,600
CAPTAIN MAINWARING: You stupid boy.
Look at my hat.
587
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:57,160
There you go.
588
00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:59,400
Dad's Army, eh, Christine?
589
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:02,600
Oh, Christ, that's been
going on a loop for years, that.
590
00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:04,720
Don't panic, don't panic,
Mr Mainwaring!
591
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:12,080
Oh, leave this on! Here we go!
I love this.
592
00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:24,040
Aled Jones, eh?
593
00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:26,480
Aye, Aled Jones.
594
00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:31,280
# We're walking in the air... #
595
00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:33,120
A lovely voice!
596
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:38,280
Till the balls dropped.
597
00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:46,880
# ..The people far below
are sleeping as we fly
598
00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:52,480
# I'm holding very tight... #
599
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:56,080
That give you a bit of the
Christmas spirit, eh, Christine?
600
00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:57,680
Aye.
601
00:28:57,680 --> 00:29:00,680
It's still another fucking repeat,
though, isn't it?
602
00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:04,400
# There was Riley, pushin' it
Shovin' it, shushin' it
603
00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:07,640
# Hogan, Logan and Mary Ann MacGraw
604
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:10,640
# She started pokin' it
and grabbin' it and chokin' it
605
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:13,880
# It kicked her in the bustle
and it laughed, hee-hah!
606
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:17,120
# The Whigs and Conservatives
The radical superlatives
607
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:20,400
# Liberals and Tories
They hurried to the place
608
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:23,520
# Stood there in unity
Helpin' the community
609
00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:26,800
# The day Delaney's donkey
ran the half-mile race. #
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