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Your sister's good at video games. No, you have to ask me my sister because

she's good at video games.

I mean, yeah, she doesn't get mad at me.

Ask what thing? You are my sister.

I wouldn't touch anyone.

Hello, it's my aunt.

I'm not nothing, man. I'm a savage.

Honestly, I chose my friends wrong.

You're a man, too.

Marquis says he's scared the truth will get him in big trouble.

What's going on, Marquis?

I'm dating this girl, and we've been dating for a couple of months.

I really don't go over her house that much because her bed's too short, and

tall. 6 '4". Her bed is too short, and you're tall.

Yeah, I'm 6 '4", so my feet hang off, and she doesn't have Wi -Fi.

And she doesn't have Wi -Fi. Yes. Well.

That ends it. Right, yeah. I need Wi -Fi. You can't go with a woman who

have Wi -Fi. Yeah, I'm a professional gamer, so I need to stream and post on

YouTube a lot. I see.

Yes. But she comes over to your place then?

Yeah, she comes over.

We hang out. We chill.

It's usually just her and me, but during New Year's Eve, she came over and...

She was loud and obnoxious, and I had a headache from the night before.

So I really wasn't feeling it. So I asked her to cut the music down, chill

It was late. I was expecting her to chill, but she blew up.

It was a big argument.

I left out to get space, but when I came back, I noticed she sabotaged all my

hygiene products.

She took my body wash, poured it in the toilet.

She took my Bath and Body Works men collection and poured that in the

She put Noxzema in my toothpaste.

Oh.

Yeah. So she spends a lot of time in your bathroom cabinet. Yeah.

And the morning after that, I woke up, you know, get ready, hygiene, but wasn't

nothing in order, so I couldn't.

So I was just sitting there looking up funny videos, and her sister stayed the

night while she was at school.

That morning. So I showed her sister some videos. And then I asked her, I'm

like, you want to play the game with me? We played Mortal Kombat together.

She had her blanket on while we was playing the whole time. And when she

won, she got a little excited. She stood up, started jumping around, and blanket

fell off. She was naked.

So that's Mortal Kombat.

So I got a little excited, and I went, smacked her on the back, on the bottom

and stuff. Oh. Yeah, and she looked at me and smiled, so I got up, grabbed her,

we started kissing, laid her on the bed, and had sex. And your bed's long

enough. Yeah.

Oh, that's her sister, though.

Yeah, I mean, I thought about it, but, like, she, her, my girl is...

mean like she's like a little tasmanian devil she gets mad it's an instant

argument you know kicking screaming fighting so she doesn't hold back when

angry she lets you know yeah why she's angry and yeah for the most most part i

thought it was cool because other relationships is always the mind games

know i'm mad but i won't tell you i'm gonna just walk around with attitude

her straight she lets you right out she throws the shoe right away right away

yeah right away yeah so why are you here I'm here because I want to tell her

before they have their little sister talk.

Oh, so she doesn't know that you slept with her sister? No. Oh.

Oh, wow.

Okay. Well, she does now. She's watching backstage.

Come on, chill, chill, chill.

What you mean, chill?

I mean, this is what you do. This is your M .O. You get mad. This is what I

because you do the dumb s*** you do like that.

I mean, I know it seems messed up, but, like, it was the outlet to deal with

this.

Oh, you didn't know what you were getting to? You ain't know the crazy

the bomb?

I mean, I know it's just, like, your sister's good at video games. Oh, video

games. Wow, that's so pathetic.

So you had sex with my sister because he's good at video games? I mean, yeah,

she doesn't get mad, hit me with shoes, throw things across the room, and argue

either.

Did you have any idea that your sister slept with him? No, I did not.

Is that something your sister normally would do? No, I trust my sister. Yeah.

Do you want to be with her sister?

Uh, no.

It was just like... You don't want to be with her?

I was frustrated. You always bring her around.

And it was there when I was, I guess, vulnerable, I can say.

The towel fell. Yeah, the towel fell.

Do you understand how much I gave up to be with you? You were on your knees

begging me to be with you. I just wanted the sex. So what's up?

I mean, you were just using him for sex?

Pretty much. And he's, I really want to be with you. I really want this chance.

I'm tired of getting cheated on. But then go cheat on me.

I'm trying to get my life together. You gave up going to school to be with him.

What you gave up, your vagina?

Just one.

And he must have liked it more than he liked yours.

Her sister stayed the night while she was at school.

We played Mortal Kombat together.

When she finally won, she got a little excited. She stood up, started jumping

around, and blanket fell off. She was naked.

That's Mortal Kombat.

I got up, grabbed her, we started kissing, laid her on the bed.

So she doesn't know that you slept with her sister? No.

Well,

she does now. She's watching backstage.

Here's your sister, Tina.

I wouldn't trust anyone alone with my man.

Because you're always the hoe. I could have knew that.

Oh, I'm the hoe? Yes, you're the hoe. I'm definitely not the hoe. Oh, really?

And I don't know why you feel that way. You've never been a real sister to me.

You've done more for him than you've ever done for me.

I have paid car notes. I have paid class notes.

You are also begging to be up in my house. Where's your house? You was out

sleeping in your car. Where's your children?

Not with you.

Okay, and that's not a...

came to you, you want to treat me like a bitch. Treat me like I'm not even part

of the family.

Do you want to be with him?

I don't think so, no.

I don't see why you wouldn't want to be with him. You gave up everything for

him. I didn't give up.

You're the one that's giving up everything for your children. Why are

worried about me?

I came over here to start over, and you know that.

Do you want to be with him?

No. But I do have one thing to say to my sister.

Yeah. I am.

Apologetic for the things that happened. Girl, I don't care about the

apologetic. No.

Why are you going to treat me like that? You know that the family doesn't love

me anyway.

You're going to treat me like a black sheep just like the rest of the family.

Yeah.

Are you two still together?

Okay, you two don't want to be together.

You're not interested in being with her? I mean, it's my girlfriend.

Of course, it was just a little heartbroken at the time.

So you're with me? Is that what you're saying?

No, I'm saying, like, I was tired of the complaining. I was tired of arguing,

being attacked for nothing because I asked you a simple request. It was for

nothing. You don't let me. When I asked you, who are you texting?

Nobody. You won't let me read your message.

It takes us a whole... argument for you to just give up your phone to me but

eventually you go through it yeah i do after you probably deleted a couple

messages you know i don't delete anything you've been on my facebook i

pictures from three years ago on my facebook i delete nothing so why be so

for you to give me your phone because you asked me i'll just get my it's a

relationship you supposed to have trust private i don't trust you for this very

reason

All right, Lacey says there's one too many people in her relationship.

Oh, Lacey, what do you mean? What's going on?

I have a third wheel that I need to get rid of.

Oh, oh.

How did this happen? Well, see, me and my man, we've been together for a year

now. Yeah.

We plan on getting married when we get our taxes back next month. Oh, okay.

Yeah. That's good financial planning. Yeah, we have to wait on money.

But we just can't seem to get any alone time. She's always right there. Oh,

she's always hanging around with you guys.

Yeah, she just won't, you know, get away. Yeah, well, she was your friend, I

guess, before you met the guy. Yeah, we've been friends since we were five

old. Oh, okay, so it's a lifelong friend. Yeah, our parents live together.

Yeah. So I really just, I'm here to tell her, you know, she needs to back off.

She's always wanted me to take her places. When I'm at work, she texts me,

she's like, Come get me. I need you to take me to go get some weed or I need

You know, she don't have a car job. None of that. So she expects me to do

everything for her You don't want to have to walk to get weed you right? Yeah

I Smoked the weed, you know as payment for That

better

than uber yeah

Okay, so she's always around. Now, haven't you spoken to her about it and

you know, I love hanging out with you, but once in a while I want to be with my

boyfriend alone?

I really ain't said much to her about it. It's just she's, you know, she's

of, I'm a little scared to say something. I don't know. She's been your

since five years. Yeah, it's just I don't want to be mean.

Is that her in the background there?

Yeah, that's her. So that's, you guys are taking a selfie and she's posing.

Yeah, she takes a lot of pictures with us.

Yeah, so she's always there.

Yeah, she's always there. What did your boyfriend say about it?

He could say something. He could say, hey, I want some alone time.

He just,

oh, no, it's fine.

She's your friend.

She's the only friend you got, you know, type.

All right, so you're here basically to ask her to give you some alone time.

Yeah. All right, here's Nikki.

Okay, I have something I need to tell you.

You've been spending too much time with me and my man.

You know, we don't have no alone time.

And you're always right there. You're always nagging me, texting me. I almost

got fired from my job because I was texting you back.

You know, I'm not supposed to be on my phone at work, but when you're

blowing me up and blowing me up, you know, I'm going to check it because, you

know, it might be an emergency or something.

That's what I do.

Well. So can you just.

You think you finna get married?

You think you and him finna get married?

Yep. You think you and him finna be, get together and be happy together?

We're in love. You're only 18?

So? We're in love.

You're in love? Yes, we're in love.

She says.

She says you're kind of like a third wheel. A third wheel? In their

relationship.

I'm a third wheel? Yes, you're a third wheel. I'm not no third wheel. I'm a

bitch.

work, you know I ain't got no license.

You know I ain't got no license.

So he teach me how to parallel park.

Okay? He teach me how to parallel park. He taught you how to parallel park? Let

me tell you this, Jerry. Go ahead, doctor.

Okay.

You've been with her for a year?

Yes, sir.

But you're still sleeping with her.

That's a few.

That's a few?

Yeah.

How about Friday?

Friday. When are you going to talk about this?

So you're not interested in being with her?

No, not at all.

What?

What do you want to say? Yeah.

I'm sorry.

And do you want to be with her?

Right now, nah.

No.

No. Then why did you just waste out? Why did you just waste a year of my life?

I didn't waste a year. We was homeless together. We struggled together.

It was your decision to make. It was my decision? You begged me to come down

there. You begged me.

I couldn't... You could have said yes or no.

But you chose yes.

Because I love you.

I don't know how you feel about me, but I actually love you.

Sometimes, Louis, it don't cost a thing.

Really?

Really? It's not a thing.

After everything I sacrificed, this ain't worth it.

This ain't worth it. It wasn't never worth it. You're right.

You ain't worth it.

My friend.

My friend. I've been friends with Nikki since we was five years old.

I introduced you to her.

She can't be that much of a friend.

Obviously not.

Obviously I chose my friends wrong.

Wrong.

You chose your friend real wrong.

And your man's who?

We'll be back.

Me and Christian make love.

Make love? Yeah.

Bitch!

Well,

Alexandria says keeping a family together is most important.

Alexandria, what's... Yeah, what's going on?

I'm getting married today.

Oh.

Well,

yeah, you picked the perfect place.

Thank you. Yeah, so what... Yeah, how did this all come about?

Well... I'm 21 years old. Yes. I've been in a relationship with Christian for

three years. Out of the three years we've had, we had two beautiful baby

Yes. Oh, they're adorable.

There you go.

Thank you. Yeah. Yeah, so a little bit right after I had my first baby, a month

later, I got pregnant again.

Whoa. Yes.

So I had back -to -back.

Yeah.

When I went to my first sonogram appointment, I had found out, and I went

you know, tried to you know to see you know expecting a little teeny tiny baby

on the monitor and she told me oh you're 22 weeks felt like five months pregnant

when i like went to my first sonogram oh and you had no clue you were no i knew

i was pregnant but i was i thought i was like a month not even but i was five

months wow yes so after that i that kind of took a toll on me and christian's

relationship

I wasn't ready for another baby. I just had another baby, and it just wasn't my

plan at all. Super unexpected.

So there were tensions in your relationship. Yeah. We were arguing a

stressed out about, you know, raising our firstborn baby. He had no job to,

know, financially support us. And me being pregnant, just, you know, what am

getting having another baby for if we can't take care of it? Yeah.

I was very disappointed in him. He was like the super villain my whole

pregnancy.

But I assume things are working out now.

Yes. So after I had the baby, we broke up for about two days. Yeah.

So he texted me. After I had the baby, he texted me and said, I miss you. I

to come make things right.

Okay, come see the baby, Christian.

He doesn't want to come see me, but we can come see the baby too.

So after...

He came and saw me.

We made up.

A couple months into him, after me having my second baby, he got

a job. He started supporting me financially, emotionally. So this is all

And that's why you're here today. Yeah, so I'm getting married today.

Well, good.

Well, who is Marilyn, the next name? Who's Marilyn?

Marilyn.

Marilyn would be Christian's family friend. She was really good friends

His mom. But I haven't seen her in so long.

No? Okay. Well, here is Marilyn.

Hi, Marilyn. Hi. So you are friends with... Christian.

Christian's mom.

Yes. Yeah.

And how do you relate to this story?

Because I'm here to tell her.

A couple things.

A couple things?

Yes.

I wanted you to know that me and Christian made love.

Made love?

Yeah. We were talking about what happened with his mom. He came over.

happened to his mom?

His mom passed away. Wait, but they made love?

Yeah, we did.

Bitch!

If you knew they were getting married and you were a family friend

I've been in a relationship with Christian for three years. Out of the

years, we've had two beautiful baby boys.

I'm getting married today!

I wanted you to know that me and Christian make love.

Make love?

Yeah. Bitch!

Wait a second. You don't want him? No.

I look at him as a friend.

First of all, he talked to me about what's going on with her.

So I told him at first I wanted him to work it out.

Now she's a whore. Why would he be with a whore? I'm a whore? Yeah, you are.

You're a homewrecker.

No, I'm not. You wrecked your home.

Well, let's find out. Here he is. Here's Christian.

for me they're doing me or your son got me pregnant again

it takes two to make a baby two not just one

mess up his time.

Whatever was going on between you two, a few weeks ago you asked her to marry

you. Yes.

But yet you slept with her, who was your mom's friend?

Yes. How did that happen?

I sent her a letter telling her about my mom. She passed away.

We met up. I went to her house.

We started talking about memories. We started crying.

Memories. I leave her a kiss.

It went on from there. We had sex.

I can't talk to her about my money. Well,

you was lacking in stuff that... Lacking my ass. So why'd you propose then? You

hated me. So why'd you propose? Period.

Why'd you propose? Period. You hated me. I hated you. Also, you want to marry

somebody you... No, I didn't. Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Yeah. With this ugly hoe.

in this bitch.

Okay. Do you love her? Yes, I do. Very much. Yeah.

If you do, why would you... She was... It was just at the moment? Yeah, it was

at the moment. She hated me after her whole pregnancy. We have two babies.

There's a stress. No car.

Just no money. We're broke right now. Is it true that you kind of... She pushed

him away.

I wasn't... Nobody's talking to you.

So, uh, you didn't like him during the pregnancy, right?

Who would? No,

I didn't. That don't make no sense.

Oh, so when you were asking me to have sex after I had our baby. No, no, no.

She proposed, though, right? But you love me.

But you said yes.

Of course.

I thought everything was okay.

I thought we were in a good place in our relationship. Right, Kristen?

We were. Yeah, we were.

We were when? When you proposed to me? Were?

So what's going to happen now? You going to marry him? Hell no.

Hell no.

Why? Why?

Why? I love you, Alex, and I got something.

Yeah. Oh, oh.

What is this?

It's my vows. These are his vows. Daddy get it to tell you.

Alex, you are my everything. You gave me my two greatest blessings, our two

little boys. We've been together for three years, and I promise I'll always

by your side. You are my other half. I promise I'll never have someone ruin

we have been built. I know I wasn't your first kiss, but I want to be your last.

I want this to be the beginning of our forever lasting love.

I love you to the soul past the heavens.

To the what past the heavens? To the soul and past the heavens.

Hard to argue with that.

Christian, you just have a lot to work on, bro.

I'm willing. I'm willing to do whatever for you.

But you're willing to do everything with her. That was a mistake.

Yeah, it was a mistake.

I was vulnerable. My mom passed.

She was there for me. You pushed me away. You weren't there for me. When I

wanted to be there. You weren't there for me. When I wanted to be there. You

weren't there for me. She was. No, she wasn't. She was.

Because I was there.

So then if she was there, where were you when I had your kids?

So I've taken care of three kids.

I was around.

Yeah, you were around. It wasn't a mistake. It was a one time. What about

my boys were concerned? It was one time. Yeah, one time. It was one time. Is he

a good dad?

Absolutely.

He is a good dad. Yes.

Do you love him?

You're angry, I understand, but do you love him?

Well, yeah.

Duh.

We'll be back.

I just want my Jerry B.

Hi, Jerry. My question is for Pee Wee Herman with the black bow tie.

When are you going to be honest with both girls and come out the closet?

Hey, Jerry, this comment is for the girl in the green on the end. Hey, I heard

you've been hitching rides everywhere, and I was just told that the garbage

truck's out back. As I'm watching Mr. Ride. You need to throw them glasses in

there, sir, in the trash can, boy.

This is for the sister in the pink on the right over there. I want to see your

victory dance, you know, when your towel fell off.

Ah!

I want to ask the guy with the purple shirt when he's going to come out the

closet.

My question is for the guy with the bow tie. I've been in the tuxedo business 45

years. I've never seen a bow tie that big.

How you doing, Jerry? I have a comment for Marquis.

The whole sister -sister thing may have sounded like a good idea, but I think

it's time to go home, Roger.

Yes, for the lady in the back, can she do the dance again?

I've got a question for the sisters.

So if you share a man, do you also share a wig?

Our producers have decided that you will take us into the bird.

We will right be back with Jerry's final thoughts.

I'd like to take this opportunity to thank you all for being on the show and

good luck in the decisions you make. I hope you find some happiness.

Good luck to you.

You know, you can't be very optimistic about any of these relationships because

there's a little sense of commitment here.

In fact, lust is being mistaken for commitment.

I mean, they all want to be with whom they want to be with when they want to

with them.

That, of course, sounds awfully democratic, but when it comes to

hardly a formula for stability.

Relationships depend on commitment, and that means hanging with someone even

during the momentary downtimes, even when the bells, whistles, and

aren't going off every time you look at each other.

Most of our guests today haven't revealed that level of seriousness.

And until they do, what we see here aren't relationships, but rather long

Until next time, take care of yourself and each other.