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Oh, there was a happy farmer, as horny as can be, Had three daughters that he

called his family.

And a wife who was as pretty as a farmer's wife can be, She fulfilled his

barnyard fantasy.

Now the girls were cute and frilly, as feisty as plants, If he hadn't

been so busy with his own ecstasy.

She'd have learned them gals had barnyard fantasies.

They would watch the cows and chickens with the bulls and cocks.

Learning how to make a good time stay.

Cause there's more than hugs and kissing to rolling in the hay.

Lots of fun for all in Barnyard Fantasies.

Oh my, she's a pretty one.

Look at that old gal.

Fred the hired hand who lusted for them girls, one in the panties of all

three.

But before our story's over, he'll have himself a girl as he lives through all

his barnyard fantasies.

Not now, Shep.

Not in the middle of the day.

Shit, well, when I get horny, I want what's mine, or we're gonna fuck.

You old goat.

You never want to fuck when I do.

Besides, I got pies in the oven. Forget them pies. I'm putting the meat in the

oven as soon as I spread your legs.

That's better. Oh, a little wider.

Yeah.

Oh, now stop it.

Stop it, chap.

Oh.

Oh, how can I resist you?

That thing is so big and juicy.

Yeah, there's no need to talk dirty. Just take this tool and put it where it

belongs. Hot damn, I'm hot and ready for it.

Slow down, now. Take it slow.

Sex is like bacon. It all depends on how well you grease the pan.

Grease, hell, a little spit and patience is all it takes. Now, here we go.

Ooh.

Oh, my. Feel good? Mm -mm -mm.

Oh, my.

Life in the old coat yet, huh?

Oh, my.

Feel good?

Oh,

my.

Oh, man.

You're a wicked man.

I guess that's why I love you so much. Give me some more poontang. I need it.

One more time.

Shep, that's enough.

Ain't never enough.

I got one more shot at me and then a piece of pie and back to work.

Now, Shep...

mean nothing. I've watched them fuck plenty of times.

Get out of here, Fred Turner.

Don't know how to do nothing.

Always the same way.

Him on top.

Watch your mouth.

They'll hear us.

That'll spoil everything.

You can't learn nothing from them.

I suppose you could teach us a thing or two.

Oh, now you've done it. You went and spoiled everything.

Not quite.

It's yours.

peeking in at the window oh no oh relax they're so innocent they wouldn't know

what's going on

It must be bigger than his packer.

That's right.

wanted to get in our pants ever since you got here. This is just a warning. If

you ever try to tell Paul you've seen us watching them, you're just a dreamer,

Freddy, but you better just keep on dreaming, honey, because you ate this

but you're never going to fuck it. And you fucked this pussy, but you ain't

never going to eat it.

And we sucked your cock, and next time we're going to bite it off. Oh.

away from here.

That's enough.

Ain't never enough.

I got one more shot in me and then a piece of pie and back to work.

Goddamn pie's probably turned black anyhow.

No, it ain't. I shut off the oven before we started.

You're a wicked man.

I guess that's why I love you so much. Give me some more poontang. I need it.

One more time.

Butch.

I told you.

Oh, oh, oh.

It's so quiet.

I'll go check the bar.

Come quick.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Get out, all of you. Quick, make a run for it.

Hey,

Pat.

Come on out.

Look what Butch here got us. Three little fillies. For you.

Does that matter?

That's the one I want to take on.

What does he mean? What's he going to do?

Get him out on the lawn.

Get him out.

Get the old folks out here.

What are you going to do?

Just have a little fun. That's all. Just have a little fun.

Okay. Just do what I say and nobody gets hurt. All right? We're going to have a

little fun.

We're going to take you sweeties for a little ride across the state line.

And that's all there is to it. Whatever he says. They just escaped from the

state farm.

Convicts? That ain't a nice word.

Just call us underprivileged. Yeah, we didn't have a happy childhood like you

kids. Yeah, we didn't get a chance to play no games.

So now we're making up for it now.

Oh, I'm scared.

Ain't nothing to be scared of. We're going to play nice like you did down at

that pond.

What are you talking about, Beth?

Nothing, Mom.

Honest. It was nude swimming, you know.

Skinny dipping?

Hey, yeah. Can I dip into some of that skin?

No, you can't.

Never say no to it, Desperado. We're just going to play a few games. So let's

play Simon Says.

Hot damn!

You wanted to play the game so much.

Why don't you go ahead and be the leader?

Yeah, yeah.

Simon Says, all you guys, take off your pants.

Then Simon says, all you girls, get on your knees. Yeah, come on you girls, get

on your knees and suck our cocks. Yeah, suck our cocks.

You heard me? Suck that cock.

They can't.

You didn't say Simon says.

Yeah, Simon says suck all our cocks. Or else Simon gonna tell Butch Day to blow

your brains out. Get on it, girl.

Take off your clothes and spread your legs for action!

hands and knees.

Come on. Simon says on your hands and knees.

And bark like a dog's yard.

call the sheriff right away.

I told you I'd get even.

Nobody humiliates Fred Turner and gets away with it.

Fred, what in God damn you doing?

Shut up. Fred, have you gone crazy? These guys are escape convicts. Keep

covered. I'll get the rope and we'll tie them up. Just give me the gun.

You want to play games? Well, now I hold all the trumps. Don't.

Don't move any of you.

That includes you too, chef.

be a pleasure.

Chef, I want you to fuck Martha.

Excuse me, Simon says you gotta fuck Martha.

She spends half the time watching you fucking the old lady. She wants you to

know what it feels like.

and please shoot.

I can see that you can shit your load with your baby girl.

Because if you don't, I'm going to blow your brains out.

And Kate's too, if she don't make me cum.

You're a lousy cocksucker, Kate.

But I'll forgive you.

Beth, get over here and lick the cum off your mother's face.

No. No.

It's not what Simon says anymore.

It's Fred said.

what you do to your mommy?

That's it.

Eat your mommy's pussy.

That's a good girl. Oh, that's a good girl.

Your mama loves that.

I can believe that.

That's it. Keep sucking on her titties.

Keep going.

You too. Come on. I want to see some action here.

Let's go, girl.

All right, Martha.

Climb up and sit on your mother's face.

Come on, let's move.

Do it!

Now!

I don't want to hear no bawling.

Just do what I say.

Come on.

That's it. Now eat out your daughter.

That's a good... Good mommy you are.

Then you have your pretty, pretty, pretty little daughters all sucking and

stealing your tits.

Doesn't that feel good, Mama?

Hmm?

That's a good one.

Good girl.

That's the way to do it.

Keep it up.

That's it.

Get that tongue in there, Mama.

Good.

You keep sucking your mama's cunt too, bitch.

I'm watching you.

That's it.

All right.

I'm ready to go.

You guys can get in on this. Empty your bladders on these bitches.

You're calling the shots, friend.

I had to take a leak anyway.

You chimpies.

You bitches.

I'll get even for this.

I'll get even with you.

I swear I'll get even.

I'll get you all for this.

You fucking cunts.

Stop. Stop.

You ate this pussy, but you're never going to fuck it.

You fucked this pussy, but you ain't never going to eat it. We set you a

but next time we're going to bite it off.

He's all covered with pee -pee.

Well, why don't we just clean him up a little bit, honey?

And... I'll get either...