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Oh, there was a happy farmer, as horny
as can be, Had three daughters that he
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called his family.
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And a wife who was as pretty as a
farmer's wife can be, She fulfilled his
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barnyard fantasy.
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Now the girls were cute and frilly, as
feisty as plants, If he hadn't
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been so busy with his own ecstasy.
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She'd have learned them gals had
barnyard fantasies.
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They would watch the cows and chickens
with the bulls and cocks.
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Learning how to make a good time stay.
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Cause there's more than hugs and kissing
to rolling in the hay.
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Lots of fun for all in Barnyard
Fantasies.
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Oh my, she's a pretty one.
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Look at that old gal.
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Fred the hired hand who lusted for them
girls, one in the panties of all
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three.
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But before our story's over, he'll have
himself a girl as he lives through all
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his barnyard fantasies.
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Not now, Shep.
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Not in the middle of the day.
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Shit, well, when I get horny, I want
what's mine, or we're gonna fuck.
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You old goat.
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You never want to fuck when I do.
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Besides, I got pies in the oven. Forget
them pies. I'm putting the meat in the
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oven as soon as I spread your legs.
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That's better. Oh, a little wider.
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Yeah.
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Oh, now stop it.
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Stop it, chap.
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Oh.
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Oh, how can I resist you?
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That thing is so big and juicy.
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Yeah, there's no need to talk dirty.
Just take this tool and put it where it
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belongs. Hot damn, I'm hot and ready for
it.
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Slow down, now. Take it slow.
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Sex is like bacon. It all depends on how
well you grease the pan.
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Grease, hell, a little spit and patience
is all it takes. Now, here we go.
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Ooh.
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Oh, my. Feel good? Mm -mm -mm.
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Oh, my.
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Life in the old coat yet, huh?
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Oh, my.
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Feel good?
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Oh,
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my.
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Oh, man.
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You're a wicked man.
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I guess that's why I love you so much.
Give me some more poontang. I need it.
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One more time.
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Shep, that's enough.
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Ain't never enough.
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I got one more shot at me and then a
piece of pie and back to work.
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Now, Shep...
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mean nothing. I've watched them fuck
plenty of times.
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Get out of here, Fred Turner.
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Don't know how to do nothing.
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Always the same way.
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Him on top.
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Watch your mouth.
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They'll hear us.
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That'll spoil everything.
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You can't learn nothing from them.
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I suppose you could teach us a thing or
two.
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Oh, now you've done it. You went and
spoiled everything.
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Not quite.
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It's yours.
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peeking in at the window oh no oh relax
they're so innocent they wouldn't know
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what's going on
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It must be bigger than his packer.
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That's right.
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wanted to get in our pants ever since
you got here. This is just a warning. If
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you ever try to tell Paul you've seen us
watching them, you're just a dreamer,
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Freddy, but you better just keep on
dreaming, honey, because you ate this
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but you're never going to fuck it. And
you fucked this pussy, but you ain't
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never going to eat it.
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And we sucked your cock, and next time
we're going to bite it off. Oh.
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away from here.
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That's enough.
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Ain't never enough.
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I got one more shot in me and then a
piece of pie and back to work.
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Goddamn pie's probably turned black
anyhow.
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No, it ain't. I shut off the oven before
we started.
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You're a wicked man.
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I guess that's why I love you so much.
Give me some more poontang. I need it.
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One more time.
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Butch.
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I told you.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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It's so quiet.
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I'll go check the bar.
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Come quick.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Get out, all of you. Quick, make a run
for it.
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Hey,
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Pat.
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Come on out.
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Look what Butch here got us. Three
little fillies. For you.
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Does that matter?
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That's the one I want to take on.
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What does he mean? What's he going to
do?
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Get him out on the lawn.
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Get him out.
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Get the old folks out here.
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What are you going to do?
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Just have a little fun. That's all. Just
have a little fun.
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Okay. Just do what I say and nobody gets
hurt. All right? We're going to have a
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little fun.
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We're going to take you sweeties for a
little ride across the state line.
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And that's all there is to it. Whatever
he says. They just escaped from the
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state farm.
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Convicts? That ain't a nice word.
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Just call us underprivileged. Yeah, we
didn't have a happy childhood like you
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kids. Yeah, we didn't get a chance to
play no games.
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So now we're making up for it now.
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Oh, I'm scared.
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Ain't nothing to be scared of. We're
going to play nice like you did down at
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that pond.
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What are you talking about, Beth?
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Nothing, Mom.
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Honest. It was nude swimming, you know.
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Skinny dipping?
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Hey, yeah. Can I dip into some of that
skin?
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No, you can't.
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Never say no to it, Desperado. We're
just going to play a few games. So let's
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play Simon Says.
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Hot damn!
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You wanted to play the game so much.
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Why don't you go ahead and be the
leader?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Simon Says, all you guys, take off your
pants.
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Then Simon says, all you girls, get on
your knees. Yeah, come on you girls, get
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on your knees and suck our cocks. Yeah,
suck our cocks.
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You heard me? Suck that cock.
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They can't.
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You didn't say Simon says.
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Yeah, Simon says suck all our cocks. Or
else Simon gonna tell Butch Day to blow
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your brains out. Get on it, girl.
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Take off your clothes and spread your
legs for action!
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hands and knees.
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Come on. Simon says on your hands and
knees.
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And bark like a dog's yard.
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call the sheriff right away.
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I told you I'd get even.
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Nobody humiliates Fred Turner and gets
away with it.
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Fred, what in God damn you doing?
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Shut up. Fred, have you gone crazy?
These guys are escape convicts. Keep
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covered. I'll get the rope and we'll tie
them up. Just give me the gun.
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You want to play games? Well, now I hold
all the trumps. Don't.
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Don't move any of you.
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That includes you too, chef.
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be a pleasure.
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Chef, I want you to fuck Martha.
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Excuse me, Simon says you gotta fuck
Martha.
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She spends half the time watching you
fucking the old lady. She wants you to
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know what it feels like.
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and please shoot.
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I can see that you can shit your load
with your baby girl.
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Because if you don't, I'm going to blow
your brains out.
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And Kate's too, if she don't make me
cum.
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You're a lousy cocksucker, Kate.
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But I'll forgive you.
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Beth, get over here and lick the cum off
your mother's face.
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No. No.
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It's not what Simon says anymore.
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It's Fred said.
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what you do to your mommy?
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That's it.
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Eat your mommy's pussy.
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That's a good girl. Oh, that's a good
girl.
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Your mama loves that.
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I can believe that.
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That's it. Keep sucking on her titties.
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Keep going.
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You too. Come on. I want to see some
action here.
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Let's go, girl.
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All right, Martha.
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Climb up and sit on your mother's face.
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Come on, let's move.
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Do it!
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Now!
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I don't want to hear no bawling.
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Just do what I say.
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Come on.
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That's it. Now eat out your daughter.
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That's a good... Good mommy you are.
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Then you have your pretty, pretty,
pretty little daughters all sucking and
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stealing your tits.
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Doesn't that feel good, Mama?
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Hmm?
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That's a good one.
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Good girl.
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That's the way to do it.
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Keep it up.
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That's it.
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Get that tongue in there, Mama.
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Good.
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You keep sucking your mama's cunt too,
bitch.
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I'm watching you.
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That's it.
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All right.
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I'm ready to go.
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You guys can get in on this. Empty your
bladders on these bitches.
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You're calling the shots, friend.
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I had to take a leak anyway.
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You chimpies.
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You bitches.
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I'll get even for this.
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I'll get even with you.
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I swear I'll get even.
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I'll get you all for this.
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You fucking cunts.
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Stop. Stop.
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You ate this pussy, but you're never
going to fuck it.
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You fucked this pussy, but you ain't
never going to eat it. We set you a
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but next time we're going to bite it
off.
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He's all covered with pee -pee.
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Well, why don't we just clean him up a
little bit, honey?
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And... I'll get either...
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