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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,224 --> 00:00:17,474 Hey, we drinkin' beers? 2 00:00:17,475 --> 00:00:19,018 Tit fucker. Tit fucker. 3 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:20,060 What's up, Big Sex? 4 00:00:20,061 --> 00:00:21,145 Tit fucker. 5 00:00:21,146 --> 00:00:22,313 I was gonna come over there 6 00:00:22,314 --> 00:00:23,439 and pet your cute little head, 7 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:24,898 now maybe I won't. 8 00:00:24,899 --> 00:00:25,899 That's more like it. 9 00:00:32,824 --> 00:00:34,742 - Whadday'at? - What are you doing? 10 00:00:34,743 --> 00:00:35,868 Whaddya mean, what am I doing? 11 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:37,828 Building a fuckin' fort or somethin'? 12 00:00:37,829 --> 00:00:39,163 - Jerkin' off. - Huh? 13 00:00:39,164 --> 00:00:41,290 - I'm jerkin' off. - You do it like that? 14 00:00:41,291 --> 00:00:43,917 What do you mean, like that? How do you do it? 15 00:00:43,918 --> 00:00:46,045 - On my back. - You does it like that? 16 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:47,337 Hold on a second. Goody! 17 00:00:47,338 --> 00:00:48,714 Close the door, b'y! 18 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:50,133 Goody, you in there? 19 00:00:51,342 --> 00:00:53,343 Oh, are you jerkin' off too? - Yeah. 20 00:00:53,344 --> 00:00:54,678 Is Goody jerkin' off, too? 21 00:00:54,679 --> 00:00:56,722 Yeah, and this is what that looks like to me. 22 00:00:56,723 --> 00:00:59,308 Close the door, b'y! Lordy jumpin' Josephina. 23 00:00:59,309 --> 00:01:00,934 - Hey, we drinkin' beers? - Gimme a sec. 24 00:01:00,935 --> 00:01:02,686 So, like five or so? Give or take. 25 00:01:02,687 --> 00:01:03,979 'Kay, I'll see ya in a bit. 26 00:01:03,980 --> 00:01:05,230 Can you close the door, bud? 27 00:01:05,231 --> 00:01:06,482 Dolo, we drinkin' beers? 28 00:01:06,483 --> 00:01:07,733 When I'm done jerking off. 29 00:01:07,734 --> 00:01:09,568 Are you jerkin' off in there, too? 30 00:01:09,569 --> 00:01:10,444 Yes. 31 00:01:10,445 --> 00:01:12,071 Oh, my God. Wait, how? 32 00:01:13,114 --> 00:01:14,573 What do you mean how? 33 00:01:14,574 --> 00:01:16,575 Whaddya got like a laptop in there or somethin'? 34 00:01:16,576 --> 00:01:18,035 No. No, bro. 35 00:01:18,036 --> 00:01:19,871 Huh? But you're not watchin' porn? 36 00:01:19,996 --> 00:01:21,748 Watching porn in the shower? No. 37 00:01:21,915 --> 00:01:24,500 So, like you, what, you just do it to like, 38 00:01:24,501 --> 00:01:25,334 what's in your head? 39 00:01:25,335 --> 00:01:26,502 Yes. Huh? 40 00:01:26,503 --> 00:01:28,045 You just dig into the spank bank. 41 00:01:28,046 --> 00:01:29,088 So by memory? 42 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:30,214 Yes, the spank bank. 43 00:01:30,215 --> 00:01:31,548 You just think of somethin' 44 00:01:31,549 --> 00:01:32,716 then you jerk off to it? 45 00:01:32,717 --> 00:01:33,760 Yes, handsome man. 46 00:01:34,386 --> 00:01:35,928 What are we, on the fuckin' Mayflower? 47 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:37,262 Can you close the door, bro? 48 00:01:37,263 --> 00:01:38,764 You never do that, Shoresy? 49 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:40,224 No! Why not? 50 00:01:40,225 --> 00:01:42,184 'Cause we're not livin' in the fuckin' wild west. 51 00:01:42,185 --> 00:01:44,228 What do you mean? - I mean I'm not one of your 52 00:01:44,229 --> 00:01:46,230 ancestors wailin' on it in a fuckin' teepee. 53 00:01:46,231 --> 00:01:47,982 Never? - Fightin' cowboys 54 00:01:47,983 --> 00:01:49,274 in fuckin' wigwams. 55 00:01:49,275 --> 00:01:51,193 You shouldn't watch porn at all, old man. 56 00:01:51,194 --> 00:01:53,404 You shouldn't watch porn at all? 57 00:01:53,405 --> 00:01:55,280 Yeah, I heard it on a-- - Huh? 58 00:01:55,281 --> 00:01:57,366 I heard it on a podcast that you shouldn't watch porn. 59 00:01:57,367 --> 00:01:59,118 No, sir! - Now you give me one 60 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:00,327 fuckin' good reason why-- 61 00:02:00,328 --> 00:02:01,537 'Cause it rewires your brain 62 00:02:01,538 --> 00:02:03,872 into only getting turned on when ya watches porn. 63 00:02:03,873 --> 00:02:04,957 As opposed to what? 64 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:06,333 As opposed to actually hammerin' a broad. 65 00:02:06,334 --> 00:02:08,127 What? Yeah. 66 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:09,753 So, if you watch porn, your dick won't work 67 00:02:09,754 --> 00:02:11,380 when you wanna actually hammer a broad? 68 00:02:11,381 --> 00:02:12,715 That's what the science suggests. 69 00:02:12,716 --> 00:02:14,425 Really? That's what the data 70 00:02:14,426 --> 00:02:16,260 indicates, old man. - Really? 71 00:02:16,261 --> 00:02:18,303 Too much of anything ain't good for ya, b'y. 72 00:02:18,304 --> 00:02:19,471 Wow! 73 00:02:19,472 --> 00:02:20,597 What are you doin', bud? 74 00:02:20,598 --> 00:02:22,182 Doing you a favour. Actually, 75 00:02:22,183 --> 00:02:23,934 can you plug that in? Shoresy, close the door 76 00:02:23,935 --> 00:02:25,144 by the lard jaysus! 77 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:26,521 Well, wait a minute... 78 00:02:27,230 --> 00:02:29,398 But you're watching porn. - That's what I'm not. 79 00:02:29,399 --> 00:02:30,816 Well then, what're you watching? 80 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:31,942 - Try-on hauls. - Huh? 81 00:02:31,943 --> 00:02:33,402 - Try-on hauls. - Try on-- 82 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:35,237 Girls trying on clothes on YouTube. 83 00:02:35,238 --> 00:02:36,405 - What? - Yeah. 84 00:02:36,406 --> 00:02:38,365 Huh? - It's called try-on hauls. 85 00:02:38,366 --> 00:02:40,659 Where girls goes around trying on clothes and all that. 86 00:02:40,660 --> 00:02:42,328 They're just trying on clothes? 87 00:02:42,329 --> 00:02:44,163 Yeah, they got nice butts and boobs and all that. 88 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:45,622 Well, you can look out the fuckin' window 89 00:02:45,623 --> 00:02:47,458 for nice butts and boobs and all that. 90 00:02:47,459 --> 00:02:49,209 No, b'y. With try-on hauls, 91 00:02:49,210 --> 00:02:51,211 you can sometimes see the nipples through the clothes. 92 00:02:51,212 --> 00:02:52,963 - On YouTube? - Yeah, sometimes. 93 00:02:52,964 --> 00:02:54,340 Oh, my God. 94 00:02:54,341 --> 00:02:56,425 It's just kinda the lesser of two evils, b'y! 95 00:02:56,426 --> 00:02:58,260 What an odd East Coast cunt you are. 96 00:02:58,261 --> 00:03:00,012 In the name of all things holy, Shoresy, b'y, 97 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:01,347 close the door! - Goody. 98 00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:03,349 - What's up, buddy? - Hitch is in there jerkin' off 99 00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:05,059 to girls trying on clothes on YouTube. 100 00:03:05,060 --> 00:03:06,852 - They're women, old man! - Is he? 101 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:08,729 It's just kinda the lesser of two evils, b'ys. 102 00:03:08,730 --> 00:03:11,565 So what, so because you're not supposed to watch porn, 103 00:03:11,566 --> 00:03:14,568 you just watch girls try on clothes instead? 104 00:03:14,569 --> 00:03:16,695 Oh, you never heard nothin' so bad as that, eh? 105 00:03:16,696 --> 00:03:18,447 Where are they trying on the clothes? 106 00:03:18,448 --> 00:03:20,699 Sometimes home, sometimes at the mall. 107 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:21,992 At the mall? 108 00:03:21,993 --> 00:03:24,203 Well, b'y, s'pose they could be at a standalone store, 109 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:25,871 or a storefront. - But hey, hey, 110 00:03:25,872 --> 00:03:28,499 and I didn't tell ya this, but he's in there on all fours too. 111 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:29,667 - What? - Yeah, he's in there 112 00:03:29,668 --> 00:03:31,418 on all fours jerkin' off to girls at the mall. 113 00:03:31,419 --> 00:03:33,296 - No, he isn't. - Yeah, come look! 114 00:03:34,172 --> 00:03:35,673 Come see. Look at this. 115 00:03:35,674 --> 00:03:37,674 Well, come in and make yerselves at home, boys, 116 00:03:37,675 --> 00:03:38,926 by the jackal or jaysus. 117 00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:41,261 - You do it like that? - You never does it like this? 118 00:03:41,262 --> 00:03:43,681 No! - How do you do it, b'y? 119 00:03:44,140 --> 00:03:45,849 Fuck, Hitch, what are you doing? 120 00:03:45,850 --> 00:03:47,476 Fuck, he should try taking screenshots 121 00:03:47,477 --> 00:03:49,395 with his eyes, like you. One time. 122 00:03:49,396 --> 00:03:51,398 Fuck it, me nerves is rubbed right raw. 123 00:03:51,815 --> 00:03:53,316 Let's go to North Bay. 124 00:03:53,775 --> 00:03:55,317 Drinkin' beers! 125 00:03:55,318 --> 00:03:56,735 Hey, are we drinkin' beers? 126 00:03:56,736 --> 00:03:57,778 I just gave you a beer. 127 00:03:57,779 --> 00:03:59,738 - Drinkin' beers. - Thanks for driving us, Jill. 128 00:03:59,739 --> 00:04:02,408 It's just a cool buck and a half to North Bay, eh? 129 00:04:02,409 --> 00:04:03,784 Thanks for doing this for Jack. 130 00:04:03,785 --> 00:04:05,369 Jack woulda done the same thing for me, 131 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:07,162 his good buddy, Theodore. - You smell good. 132 00:04:07,163 --> 00:04:08,664 - Thanks, buddy. - He'll be so happy 133 00:04:08,665 --> 00:04:10,833 to see you guys. - Well, lock up your daughters 134 00:04:10,834 --> 00:04:11,959 with this one coming. Whoa! 135 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:14,044 He's just a little homesick outta the gate. 136 00:04:14,045 --> 00:04:15,045 It's normal. 137 00:04:15,046 --> 00:04:16,255 And how about this one 138 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:17,506 fresh off a buck hunt up north. 139 00:04:17,507 --> 00:04:19,633 Seeing some familiar faces will go a long way. 140 00:04:19,634 --> 00:04:22,177 Eh, Goody? Six Nations, gonna gobble up all the Cree 141 00:04:22,178 --> 00:04:23,721 in Sault Ste. Marie? - Settle down. 142 00:04:23,722 --> 00:04:26,390 Why don't we go sit at a bar uptown and split an appetizer. 143 00:04:26,391 --> 00:04:28,684 - Is he scoring? - No, but it's just 144 00:04:28,685 --> 00:04:30,227 five games in. Is that a big deal? 145 00:04:30,228 --> 00:04:32,187 - He's a goal scorer. - Dolo, we drinkin' beers? 146 00:04:32,188 --> 00:04:33,815 Is Jack's Mom coming? 147 00:04:34,024 --> 00:04:36,442 Jack's Mom? Yeah, she's gonna be a bit late. 148 00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:37,401 She's in Massachusetts. 149 00:04:37,402 --> 00:04:38,402 Mashachussets? 150 00:04:38,403 --> 00:04:39,611 Massachusetts. 151 00:04:39,612 --> 00:04:41,405 Why you wanna know if she's coming, Dolo? 152 00:04:41,406 --> 00:04:43,574 They've got the kids doing so many things now. 153 00:04:43,575 --> 00:04:45,367 - Toxic masculinity seminar? - Yeah. 154 00:04:45,368 --> 00:04:47,953 - Radioactive masculinity? - He'll settle in. 155 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:49,580 Highly flammable masculinity? 156 00:04:49,581 --> 00:04:52,082 What do you say to some good chat and a nice bottle of red? 157 00:04:52,083 --> 00:04:54,293 Tsunami hazard masculinity! Ah! 158 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:56,879 - Shut up, Shoresy. - Seek shelter immediately. 159 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:57,921 Shoresy, shut up. 160 00:04:57,922 --> 00:04:59,590 Hey, we drinkin' beers? 161 00:04:59,591 --> 00:05:01,467 Hey, you should peel off. Why? 162 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:02,885 Well, if he's already homesick, 163 00:05:02,886 --> 00:05:05,095 you don't want him seeing his buddy's mom before the game. 164 00:05:05,096 --> 00:05:06,430 - Really? - What, the one who's been 165 00:05:06,431 --> 00:05:08,140 making him PB & J and breakfast for supper 166 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:09,433 his whole life? - Why? 167 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:10,934 I'd be crying into my shirt. 168 00:05:10,935 --> 00:05:12,936 Okay, I'll see ya out there. Seriously. All right. 169 00:05:12,937 --> 00:05:14,564 Where're we goin'? Fuckin' hell. 170 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:16,148 What is this? 171 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:17,816 Behind the curtain, eh? Look out. 172 00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:21,403 Where is this fuckin' guy? Uh-oh. Whoa, there he is! 173 00:05:21,404 --> 00:05:23,030 Cunner! Yeah! 174 00:05:23,031 --> 00:05:24,114 Goody, what's goin' on, buddy? 175 00:05:24,115 --> 00:05:26,241 Yeah! Stephen Cunningham, 176 00:05:26,242 --> 00:05:27,493 as I live and breathe. 177 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:28,869 Aw, man. Holy boats. 178 00:05:28,870 --> 00:05:30,037 Wow! - It's the Salisbury 179 00:05:30,038 --> 00:05:31,080 Beefsteak Bulldogs. 180 00:05:31,081 --> 00:05:32,498 This is Dolo. This is Hitch. 181 00:05:32,499 --> 00:05:33,832 You guys were unreal in that BROdude tournament. 182 00:05:33,833 --> 00:05:35,417 - Hey, thanks, b'y. - That was fun hockey. 183 00:05:35,418 --> 00:05:36,585 One time. 184 00:05:36,586 --> 00:05:37,878 Gonna go grab us some beer, b'ys. 185 00:05:37,879 --> 00:05:39,671 Don't even fuckin' try to shake my hand. 186 00:05:39,672 --> 00:05:41,840 Last time I saw you, you were cross-checking me in the neck. 187 00:05:41,841 --> 00:05:43,884 Yeah, well, we were down three goals. Someone had to do something. 188 00:05:43,885 --> 00:05:45,761 It's my wedding party, he's cross-checking me in the neck. 189 00:05:45,762 --> 00:05:47,846 If it wasn't your wedding, you'd be gettin' it in the teeth. 190 00:05:47,847 --> 00:05:49,807 Hey, what's this I hear about a church league in Sudbury 191 00:05:49,808 --> 00:05:51,684 that got banned from their rink? - Yeah, it's fuckin' everywhere, eh? 192 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:53,769 That's the most bush league shit I ever heard in my life. 193 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:55,187 Well, those guys play like psychos. 194 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:56,355 How's it goin'? 195 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:57,856 Good. Everything's good. 196 00:05:57,857 --> 00:05:59,024 No, like with the team? 197 00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:00,109 Slow start. 198 00:06:00,110 --> 00:06:01,235 Little slow. We're not scoring yet. 199 00:06:01,236 --> 00:06:02,361 But good group? 200 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:03,737 Great group. Couple wild boys in there. 201 00:06:03,738 --> 00:06:05,990 - Oh yeah, couple psychos? - Couple psychos in there. 202 00:06:05,991 --> 00:06:06,907 Two times. 203 00:06:06,908 --> 00:06:08,283 Nice. - But good balance. 204 00:06:08,284 --> 00:06:09,451 A lot of U.S. kids this year. 205 00:06:09,452 --> 00:06:10,786 Michigan, Minnesota, Massachusetts. 206 00:06:10,787 --> 00:06:12,538 - "Massachushetts?" - Massachusetts. 207 00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:14,665 Well, you're only about half as ugly as I remember, Cunner. 208 00:06:14,666 --> 00:06:16,542 That's pretty good. - You're here for Jack, right? 209 00:06:16,543 --> 00:06:17,501 Sudbury boy. - Yeah. 210 00:06:17,502 --> 00:06:18,836 Seventeen, c'mere! 211 00:06:18,837 --> 00:06:20,713 Oh, I don't know if I like your tone there, Cunner. 212 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:22,423 Maybe pull back on the masculinity a little bit. 213 00:06:22,424 --> 00:06:24,925 Kids are like dogs. You know, you gotta raise 'em with a stiff hand, 214 00:06:24,926 --> 00:06:26,427 teach 'em to come when they're called. It's important. 215 00:06:26,428 --> 00:06:27,970 - Yep. - One day, you'll call them to come 216 00:06:27,971 --> 00:06:29,263 and they won't because they're run over. 217 00:06:29,264 --> 00:06:30,472 - Yeah, buddy. - Gotta keep 'em structured, 218 00:06:30,473 --> 00:06:31,765 keep 'em safe. - Well, spoken like 219 00:06:31,766 --> 00:06:33,684 a two-time coach of the year. - Three. 220 00:06:33,685 --> 00:06:34,393 Really? 221 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:35,310 Three times! 222 00:06:35,311 --> 00:06:36,478 Wow! 223 00:06:36,479 --> 00:06:39,024 Oh, there he is! 224 00:06:41,026 --> 00:06:42,526 What's up, mon bonhomme? 225 00:06:42,527 --> 00:06:43,986 Cunner, let me grab him for a sec. 226 00:06:43,987 --> 00:06:45,738 Yeah. - Hold onto 'er buddy, 227 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:47,656 you're all right. I haven't seen this kid in forever. 228 00:06:47,657 --> 00:06:49,742 Hold onto 'er. You're okay. You're all right. 229 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:50,868 Sorry. 230 00:06:50,869 --> 00:06:52,995 No, don't say sorry. You just already started it, 231 00:06:52,996 --> 00:06:54,496 just let it out. - All right. 232 00:06:54,497 --> 00:06:55,831 Don't fuckin', don't sob or anything, 233 00:06:55,832 --> 00:06:57,416 just get it outta ya. It's all right. 234 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:58,500 Sorry. 235 00:06:58,501 --> 00:07:00,919 Who gives a shit. Just let it out. 236 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:02,212 You're all right. 237 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:10,597 You're all right. 238 00:07:11,806 --> 00:07:13,432 You all right? I'm all right. 239 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:16,101 Okay. What's goin' on? 240 00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:17,144 I wanna quit. 241 00:07:17,145 --> 00:07:18,646 No, you're not gonna quit. 242 00:07:18,647 --> 00:07:20,314 - I wanna come home. - Well, that's stupid. 243 00:07:20,315 --> 00:07:21,690 - No, it isn't. - Don't be an idiot. 244 00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:23,484 - I wanna come home. - What's at fuckin' home? 245 00:07:23,485 --> 00:07:25,194 - All my friends. - No, they're not. 246 00:07:25,195 --> 00:07:26,403 They're out playing junior, like you. 247 00:07:26,404 --> 00:07:28,197 - Not all of 'em. - Fuckin' all you got at home 248 00:07:28,198 --> 00:07:30,532 is a bunch of drunk minors and a bad homeless problem. 249 00:07:30,533 --> 00:07:32,034 - Yeah. Yeah. - It's getting worse. 250 00:07:32,035 --> 00:07:34,536 Fuckin', what you want at home, you want some paninis? 251 00:07:34,537 --> 00:07:36,246 - No. - I can bring you one of those. 252 00:07:36,247 --> 00:07:37,498 - No, I'm good. - All right. 253 00:07:37,499 --> 00:07:39,124 Well, what's the fuckin' problem then? 254 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:40,709 Just nothing happening. 255 00:07:40,710 --> 00:07:42,044 What do you mean, nothing happening? 256 00:07:42,045 --> 00:07:43,170 - I'm not scoring. - Huh? 257 00:07:43,171 --> 00:07:44,463 - Not making buddies. - Fuckin'... 258 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:45,673 you're a hockey player. Don't worry about 259 00:07:45,674 --> 00:07:47,299 making buddies. You'll make a ton of buddies. 260 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:48,550 - Yeah. - Fuckin' once the boys 261 00:07:48,551 --> 00:07:50,219 start gellin', you'll have a ton of buddies. 262 00:07:50,220 --> 00:07:51,637 - Yeah. - You'll get a ton of ass. 263 00:07:51,638 --> 00:07:53,305 - Yeah. - Why aren't you scoring? 264 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:54,765 I don't know, I got the yips. 265 00:07:54,766 --> 00:07:56,308 Oh, fuckin' everybody gets the yips. 266 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:57,851 That's normal too, idiot. - No, this is bad. 267 00:07:57,852 --> 00:07:59,812 - Yeah, it's the yips! - Every time I touch the puck 268 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:01,814 it's like I'm chopping it up into little pieces. 269 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:03,565 - Happens to everybody. - It's really bad. 270 00:08:03,566 --> 00:08:05,192 All right, you wanna talk about the yips? 271 00:08:05,193 --> 00:08:06,443 You ever been in bed with a girl, 272 00:08:06,444 --> 00:08:08,195 your dick doesn't work? - No. Have you? 273 00:08:08,196 --> 00:08:10,114 No, but imagine? 274 00:08:10,115 --> 00:08:12,074 - Then why'd you bring it up? - I don't know, 275 00:08:12,075 --> 00:08:13,742 but you shouldn't watch porn anymore. Did ya know that? 276 00:08:13,743 --> 00:08:15,786 - Oh, my God. - Your dick's workin' okay, eh? 277 00:08:15,787 --> 00:08:17,955 - Yeah. Yeah. - You're sure? I fuckin' knew it. 278 00:08:17,956 --> 00:08:20,165 Look at you, all fuckin' robust, aren't ya? 279 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:21,750 All right? - Yeah. 280 00:08:21,751 --> 00:08:24,044 All right, we out the other end of 'er here, or what? 281 00:08:24,045 --> 00:08:25,462 Yeah. 282 00:08:25,463 --> 00:08:27,256 All right, here's what we're gonna do. 283 00:08:27,257 --> 00:08:28,674 We're gonna keep it simple, okay? 284 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:30,342 We're gonna take it one period at a time. 285 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:32,302 Just one period at a time. Okay? - Okay. 286 00:08:32,303 --> 00:08:33,721 All right, so you're not scoring. 287 00:08:33,722 --> 00:08:35,139 You gotta find a way to contribute. 288 00:08:35,140 --> 00:08:36,557 - Right. - You gotta find a way 289 00:08:36,558 --> 00:08:37,683 to help your team. - I know. 290 00:08:37,684 --> 00:08:39,476 - So, go kill some guys. - Okay. 291 00:08:39,477 --> 00:08:40,894 Just fuckin' go out there, run around, 292 00:08:40,895 --> 00:08:42,396 and fuckin' get in the game. - Okay. 293 00:08:42,397 --> 00:08:43,897 - Kill some guys. - Okay. 294 00:08:43,898 --> 00:08:46,233 - Now, what did I tell ya to be? - The hardest worker out there. 295 00:08:46,234 --> 00:08:50,487 - That's right. Say it again. - The hardest worker out there. 296 00:08:50,488 --> 00:08:51,822 You go out there and you work hard, 297 00:08:51,823 --> 00:08:53,324 you'll get your bounces. The bounces come 298 00:08:53,325 --> 00:08:55,576 with the hard work. So, you go out there and you skate. 299 00:08:55,577 --> 00:08:57,453 - Okay. - You go like fuckin' stink. 300 00:08:57,454 --> 00:08:58,662 - Okay. - Yeah? 301 00:08:58,663 --> 00:09:00,748 Let's go, 17. - Hold on. Are you okay? 302 00:09:00,749 --> 00:09:02,166 - Yeah. - You sure you're all right? 303 00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:03,292 - Fuck yeah. - You ready? 304 00:09:03,293 --> 00:09:04,543 - Yeah. - All right, well I'm comin' 305 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,086 back after the first period. You better have done 306 00:09:06,087 --> 00:09:07,004 somethin' good. - Okay. 307 00:09:07,005 --> 00:09:08,297 I'm serious, just do something good. 308 00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:10,549 Go out there and you just fuckin' kill some guys. 309 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:12,509 - I will. I will. Yeah. - Be a killer. All right? 310 00:09:12,510 --> 00:09:14,553 Work hard. Keep it simple. That's it. 311 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:16,180 - Okay. Yeah. Okay. - That's it. Let's go. 312 00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:17,306 Let's go, Jack. 313 00:09:17,307 --> 00:09:18,307 Hey, good luck, Coach! 314 00:09:18,308 --> 00:09:19,391 Thanks, man. 315 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:20,559 Oh! Here we go! 316 00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:23,395 Handsome man. Where are we? 317 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:25,147 Section 105. Where's that? 318 00:09:25,148 --> 00:09:27,107 Look for the hottest mother you ever did see, b'ys. 319 00:09:27,108 --> 00:09:28,651 Hey, that's our designated driver you're talking about. 320 00:09:28,652 --> 00:09:30,152 She's smokin'. The strip club's open 321 00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:31,987 again, boys. Should I ask her to go, or what? 322 00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:33,530 Worst she could say is no. 323 00:09:33,531 --> 00:09:34,948 Hey, we drinkin' beers? 324 00:09:34,949 --> 00:09:36,241 Oh, yeah. 325 00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:46,502 What? - You killed some guys. 326 00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:47,961 Kinda. - Oh no, you fuckin' 327 00:09:47,962 --> 00:09:49,254 killed some guys. - That one in front 328 00:09:49,255 --> 00:09:51,215 of our bench was pretty good. - Yeah, did ya hear 329 00:09:51,216 --> 00:09:52,591 that sound after? - What? 330 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,009 It's the sound of 100 people opening their programs 331 00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:55,928 to see who fuckin' 17 is. - Shut up. 332 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:57,429 That's Sudbury, Ontario, bitch. 333 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:59,139 - Shut up. - And you got an assist, too. 334 00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:00,891 How 'bout that? See what happens when you work hard, 335 00:10:00,892 --> 00:10:02,685 you get your bounces. - It was a phantom assist. 336 00:10:02,686 --> 00:10:04,645 It wasn't a phantom assist, it was a secondary assist. 337 00:10:04,646 --> 00:10:05,896 Secondary assist, whatever. 338 00:10:05,897 --> 00:10:07,648 You got an assist. You contributed. 339 00:10:07,649 --> 00:10:08,899 Shut the fuck up. - Fine. 340 00:10:08,900 --> 00:10:11,026 You're on the scoresheet, dumb fuck. Smile. 341 00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:13,070 - Fine. - So, what are you gonna do now? 342 00:10:13,071 --> 00:10:14,697 - Work hard. - You're already doing that. 343 00:10:14,698 --> 00:10:16,782 - Keep it simple. - You're already doing that. 344 00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:17,866 - Contribu-- - You're gonna score 345 00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:19,118 a goal, idiot. - Oh yeah? 346 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:20,661 Well, you're a goal scorer, aren't ya? 347 00:10:20,662 --> 00:10:22,287 - Yeah. - Well then, keep it simple. 348 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:25,416 First period, kill some guys. Second period, score some goals. 349 00:10:25,417 --> 00:10:26,875 Okay, I'll just start scoring now. 350 00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:29,712 Hey, you love scoring goals. 351 00:10:29,713 --> 00:10:32,089 All hockey players love scoring goals. 352 00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:34,466 That's what keeps us coming back. That feeling. 353 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:35,843 - I know. - Get back to that. 354 00:10:35,844 --> 00:10:37,845 - Okay. - You fuckin' started 355 00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:39,471 playing hockey to score goals. 356 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:42,142 You idolized the guys that score goals. 357 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:44,727 Just remember how good it feels to score. 358 00:10:44,728 --> 00:10:47,688 You love scoring goals. Go get that feeling. 359 00:10:47,689 --> 00:10:49,189 Get that feeling. 360 00:10:49,190 --> 00:10:52,319 I'm coming back after the second. Do somethin' good! 361 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:07,124 Look at you. 362 00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:09,334 Look at fuckin' you! 363 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:10,627 You are buzzin', kid. 364 00:11:10,628 --> 00:11:13,088 - Seventeen, you've arrived, eh? - Yup. 365 00:11:13,089 --> 00:11:14,381 Welcome to the league. 366 00:11:14,382 --> 00:11:16,550 You're on the PP with Dunk and Hayesy to start the third. 367 00:11:16,551 --> 00:11:17,969 Okay. 368 00:11:20,764 --> 00:11:22,222 Now what're you gonna do? 369 00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:23,390 - Get another one. - Are ya? 370 00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:24,475 - Yeah. - Huh? 371 00:11:24,476 --> 00:11:25,976 - What? - Well, ya already got one. 372 00:11:25,977 --> 00:11:28,479 - I'll get another. - Yeah, you already got one. 373 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:29,646 So, what do I do? 374 00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:31,357 Well, first period, kill some guys. 375 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:32,650 - Yeah. - Second period, 376 00:11:32,651 --> 00:11:34,026 score some goals. - Yep. Third period? 377 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:36,863 Make sure they never forget who you are. 378 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:40,991 Who are ya? - Jack. 379 00:11:40,992 --> 00:11:42,451 - Jack who? - Jack Webster. 380 00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:44,036 - From where, Narnia? - From Sudbury. 381 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:46,205 - Hell yeah, fuck yeah. - Just tell me what to do. 382 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:47,915 It's working. - All right, well you got 383 00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:50,292 a goal, you got an assist. What don't you got? 384 00:11:50,293 --> 00:11:52,586 - What? - You got a goal, 385 00:11:52,587 --> 00:11:53,962 you got an assist, 386 00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:55,714 you're one away from somethin'. 387 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,675 You want me to go for a Gordie Howe hat trick? 388 00:11:57,676 --> 00:11:59,176 Well, I don't know. What's that? 389 00:11:59,177 --> 00:12:01,428 - You want me to fight? - What's a Gordie Howe hat trick? 390 00:12:01,429 --> 00:12:02,763 A goal, an assist, and a fight. 391 00:12:02,764 --> 00:12:04,515 - Is that what that is? - Yeah. 392 00:12:04,516 --> 00:12:05,849 Fuck, that'll get ya a ton of ass. 393 00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:07,351 - You think? - A Gordie Howe hat trick 394 00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:08,894 sounds so cool. - Okay. 395 00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:11,146 Look, you're scoring. Your teammates like that. 396 00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:13,691 But you fight? Your teammates love that. 397 00:12:13,692 --> 00:12:15,943 - Oh, man. - So, you wait 'til you get up 398 00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:17,820 another goal or two, and you pick a fight. 399 00:12:17,821 --> 00:12:19,071 - How? - What do you mean, how? 400 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,823 - Well, what do I do? - Huh? 401 00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:22,616 Just go up to some guy, you tell him his mom's 402 00:12:22,617 --> 00:12:23,909 so fuckin' boring you're half asleep 403 00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,994 even when you're railing on her. - Oh, my God, dude! 404 00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:28,914 That if her feet didn't stink so bad you'd be right out cold. 405 00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:30,457 Are you seriously telling me to fight? 406 00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:32,126 - Me? No? - 'Cause you're not supposed 407 00:12:32,127 --> 00:12:33,711 to do that anymore. - I'm just sayin' 408 00:12:33,712 --> 00:12:35,337 I love when my teammates do. 409 00:12:35,338 --> 00:12:36,423 That's all. 410 00:12:37,841 --> 00:12:39,259 I fuckin' love it. 411 00:12:40,218 --> 00:12:42,762 - Fuck you, Shoresy. - I don't fuckin' care. 412 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,389 Tell him you love his mom's Egyptian cotton sheets. 413 00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:47,516 Say you can't believe she found 'em at Winners. 414 00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:58,736 This trip had the effect I was after. 415 00:12:58,737 --> 00:13:00,279 Well, the best is yet to come. 416 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:03,365 - Thanks for this, guys. - No problem. Our pleasure. 417 00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:04,575 Hey, have you met my pal, Dolo? 418 00:13:04,576 --> 00:13:05,868 You were in Massachushetts? 419 00:13:05,869 --> 00:13:07,578 Massachusetts. - "Mashachusetts?" 420 00:13:07,579 --> 00:13:08,955 Massachusetts. 421 00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:12,583 That's a fuckin' dive! 422 00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:14,293 That's a dive! 423 00:13:15,587 --> 00:13:16,628 That's a dive! That's a dive! 424 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:17,880 Send 'em both, bud! 425 00:13:17,881 --> 00:13:19,256 - The kid's a diver! - He fuckin' dove! 426 00:13:19,257 --> 00:13:21,342 - Get outta here! - Are you kidding me? 427 00:13:21,343 --> 00:13:22,384 Are you kidding me? 428 00:13:22,385 --> 00:13:24,721 That's a dive. - Kid's a fuckin' diver. 429 00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:28,057 That's a dive. Oh, fuckin' look at that. 430 00:13:28,058 --> 00:13:30,893 One guy gets the gate, the other one stays on the ice. 431 00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:32,811 How 'bout that? - That's a fuckin' dive! 432 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,396 Kid's a fuckin' diver! 433 00:13:34,397 --> 00:13:36,774 Hey! You got something to say? 434 00:13:36,775 --> 00:13:37,983 - Sit down. - That's my kid. 435 00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:39,443 You got something to say? - Fuckin' careful 436 00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:41,236 how loud you say that. - No, let's fuckin' hear it. 437 00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:42,905 Yeah, he plays like a fuckin' Euro. 438 00:13:42,906 --> 00:13:44,406 - Fuck you. - Yeah, you teach him how 439 00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:46,450 to lay on the ice like that? - Fuckin' teach you somethin'. 440 00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:48,994 - Teach him how to dive? - I will kick your ass. 441 00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,704 Oh, fuckin' cool. You wanna be that guy 442 00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:52,164 at your kid's game? Get in a fight? 443 00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:54,083 Sit down. Drink your beer. - Fuck you! 444 00:13:54,084 --> 00:13:55,751 - Sit the fuck down! - Fuckin' loser. 445 00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:56,627 Fuck you! 446 00:13:56,628 --> 00:13:57,961 Fuck! 447 00:13:57,962 --> 00:13:59,922 We got a guy for you if you want it. 448 00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:01,925 - Drink your beer. - Shut the fuck up. 449 00:14:04,886 --> 00:14:06,054 Fuck. 450 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:07,888 Diving's part of the game now. 451 00:14:07,889 --> 00:14:08,806 Gross. 452 00:14:08,807 --> 00:14:10,140 Every hit's a penalty 453 00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:11,642 so the kids are hitting way less. 454 00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:12,852 I know. It's crazy. 455 00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:15,104 And if they get hit, they snap their head back 456 00:14:15,105 --> 00:14:16,855 or they fold up like a lawn chair. 457 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:19,024 They know how to sell it to draw the penalty. 458 00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:20,484 Dishonourable hockey. 459 00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:22,361 Nothing worse than being labelled a diver. 460 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:23,487 Nothing. 461 00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:25,197 It's all in their tool bags now. 462 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:26,949 Diver's the worst label in hockey, me son. 463 00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:29,368 Could be the difference in the game, so they go for it. 464 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:30,828 I have a hard time with that. 465 00:14:30,829 --> 00:14:32,496 Well, you're a coach. You okay with diving 466 00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:34,748 if it gets you a win? - Well, a win's a win, boys. 467 00:14:34,749 --> 00:14:36,208 - Fuck off. - All is fair in true 468 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:37,876 love and war. - What you gonna lay on 469 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,211 the ice, old man? - Well, no, you never 470 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,004 fuckin' lay on the ice. - But you'll take a dive? 471 00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:42,423 Well, I'll stick ya in the face, 472 00:14:42,424 --> 00:14:44,258 I'll spear ya in the nuts, whatever it takes 473 00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:46,218 to get ya to retaliate. But I dunno. 474 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:50,140 I'd rather lose honourably than win dishonourably. 475 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:53,018 You? 476 00:14:54,436 --> 00:14:56,562 Let's see what kinda pretzel you squeeze yourself into 477 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:57,814 this year as a coach. 478 00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:00,900 Fuck. 479 00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:02,860 Hey, man. Hey, man. 480 00:15:02,861 --> 00:15:05,029 I'm sorry. That was super bush league. 481 00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:06,447 There's no room for that here. 482 00:15:06,448 --> 00:15:08,073 - All right. - No, no, no, 483 00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:09,366 I was being an idiot. I'm sorry. 484 00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:11,160 That was super bush league. 485 00:15:11,161 --> 00:15:13,704 - Yeah, don't worry about it. - Can I buy you a beer? 486 00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:14,955 - Sure. - Sweet. Let's have a beer. 487 00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:16,332 Where ya in from? 488 00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:18,125 - You know Wingham? - Oh, yeah, man. 489 00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:19,626 Home of Wingham Ironmen Junior C? 490 00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:21,045 - Yeah, that's the one. - That's it. 491 00:15:21,046 --> 00:15:23,213 How long's it take to get here? - Aw jeezus, seven hours. 492 00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:24,923 This is turning into quite the story, folks. 493 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,801 An unfortunate one for North American hockey. 494 00:15:27,802 --> 00:15:29,970 It's not just the running up of scores 495 00:15:29,971 --> 00:15:32,264 by the Europeans that's the newsmaker here. 496 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,892 We are seeing a physical style of play 497 00:15:34,893 --> 00:15:36,935 from the Europeans that exceeds anything 498 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,146 I've seen in perhaps decades. 499 00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:42,691 This team known as simply the EU 500 00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:44,777 are doing a real number on us. 501 00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:47,821 Understatement contest. I win. 502 00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:49,740 Hey, settle down, you mom hugger. 503 00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:50,908 Let the b'y hug his mudder. 504 00:15:50,909 --> 00:15:52,284 Let this b'y hug his mom. 505 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:53,620 Yes, handsome man. 506 00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:56,246 You all right? 507 00:15:56,247 --> 00:15:57,956 Who wants to keep me company back to Sudbury? 508 00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,041 One time. 509 00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:00,459 You can tell me about Mashachusetts. 510 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,252 Massachusetts. - Holy shit, you're hammered. 511 00:16:02,253 --> 00:16:03,962 - Huh. - When did this happen? 512 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,422 Dolo, you're not riding an hour and half 513 00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:08,092 home alone in a car with my mom. - I'll go too. 514 00:16:08,093 --> 00:16:09,802 - That's better. - I'll babysit. 515 00:16:09,803 --> 00:16:11,303 - I'll allow it. - You better get your shit 516 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:12,763 together or you're not gonna have a shot. 517 00:16:12,764 --> 00:16:14,139 You're fuckin' hilarious. - Hmm. 518 00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:15,683 Hey, good fuckin' game, handsome man. Fun. 519 00:16:15,684 --> 00:16:16,600 Thanks bro. 520 00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:17,643 He'll be just fine. 521 00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:18,769 Good game, kiddo. Keep it up. 522 00:16:18,770 --> 00:16:21,397 - Thank you. Love you. - Love you. 523 00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:23,024 I'll go get the car. 524 00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:25,526 - What're you lookin' for? - What? 525 00:16:25,527 --> 00:16:26,527 - Huh? - Chair. 526 00:16:26,528 --> 00:16:28,654 - For what? - What do you with a chair, b'y? 527 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:29,947 Sit. - Why? 528 00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:31,908 I'm drunk. 529 00:16:34,035 --> 00:16:36,161 Inspired performance. Inspired. 530 00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:37,329 - Thanks. - I'm serious. 531 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:38,997 You made me wanna take a couple hard laps. 532 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,499 - Thanks for helping me out. - Don't be soft. 533 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,167 - Right. - Now it's time to get to work. 534 00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:43,544 - Yep. - You got a new team, 535 00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:45,629 new squad. You gotta help build the culture. 536 00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:46,755 - I will. - Gotta help build 537 00:16:46,756 --> 00:16:47,881 a winning culture. - I will. 538 00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:49,258 It's important. Every guy buys in. 539 00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:50,759 - I know. - So you know names? 540 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:52,094 - Yeah. - Everybody's name? 541 00:16:52,095 --> 00:16:53,804 - Yeah. - All right, what's his name? 542 00:16:53,805 --> 00:16:55,264 - Who? - The trainer. 543 00:16:55,265 --> 00:16:57,099 - I dunno. - That's the first name 544 00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,392 you should know. - I'll learn it. 545 00:16:58,393 --> 00:16:59,977 You're gonna be fuckin' bleeding and sweating 546 00:16:59,978 --> 00:17:01,478 all over those guys all year. Know their names. 547 00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:04,232 - Calm down. I will. - What's this guy's name? 548 00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:06,900 - The bus driver? - No, the spaceship driver, 549 00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:08,193 ya fuckin' idiot. - I don't know. 550 00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:10,612 Know everybody's name. The bus driver, 551 00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:11,572 the beer vendor, the janitor, 552 00:17:11,573 --> 00:17:13,240 the janitor's stepdaughter's half-daughter. 553 00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:14,992 You didn't know my name for like, a month. 554 00:17:14,993 --> 00:17:16,118 That's different. Shut the fuck up. 555 00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:18,454 - Okay, I get it. - Know everybody's name. 556 00:17:18,455 --> 00:17:19,913 And call them by name. 557 00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:21,331 That's how you build respect. 558 00:17:21,332 --> 00:17:22,791 That's how you build a winning culture. 559 00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:25,210 All right. All right. All right. All right. 560 00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:27,338 What's the equipment guy's name? - I don't know. I'll learn it. 561 00:17:27,339 --> 00:17:28,797 You don't know fuckin' anything. 562 00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:30,424 You don't know six times eight. 563 00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:32,509 - 58. - No! 564 00:17:32,510 --> 00:17:34,553 - 68. - Six times eight? 565 00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,847 I know there's an eight there. Fuckin' 48? 566 00:17:36,848 --> 00:17:38,223 Holy fuck, you're dumb! 567 00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:39,558 Is that what it is? 568 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,310 - You're such a dumb fuck. - I don't fuckin' care. 569 00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:43,187 I got bigger fish to try, buddy boy, trust me. 570 00:17:43,188 --> 00:17:44,772 - Yeah, like the yips? - I never said 571 00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:46,148 that happened to me. - Oh, okay. 572 00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:47,566 - But you're so insensitive. - Right. 573 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,735 It's fuckin' hammer time, every time with me, 574 00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,362 but I confided in you. - Sure. 575 00:17:51,363 --> 00:17:53,864 I was just saying what I needed to say to get ya to stop 576 00:17:53,865 --> 00:17:55,157 with all your... 577 00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:56,909 - No, you weren't! - Yeah I was. You're all like... 578 00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:57,868 No, you weren't. 579 00:17:57,869 --> 00:17:59,579 Yeah, I was. Shut the fuck up. 580 00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:02,331 You're the best player out there, buddy. 581 00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:04,541 No one out there is better than you. 582 00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:07,587 It's gonna be tough sometimes. Just give your balls a tug. 583 00:18:09,172 --> 00:18:10,798 No one out there is better than you. 584 00:18:10,799 --> 00:18:12,676 - Thanks. - You're the best. 585 00:18:15,303 --> 00:18:17,347 You're gonna get a ton o' ass. 586 00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:20,641 Hitch, we drinkin' beers? 587 00:18:20,642 --> 00:18:21,892 He's had enough. 588 00:18:21,893 --> 00:18:23,727 Well, he's never gonna get ya out for dim sum 589 00:18:23,728 --> 00:18:25,396 with that kinda work ethic. 590 00:18:25,397 --> 00:18:27,106 How are you not like that too? 591 00:18:27,107 --> 00:18:29,066 - 'Cause I'm a real man. - You're an idiot. 592 00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:30,651 Hey, crank your rearview. I'll show you what 593 00:18:30,652 --> 00:18:33,697 a real man looks like. Back here drinkin' beers. 594 00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:37,992 How do you know what to do with them? 595 00:18:37,993 --> 00:18:39,868 - With who? - The kids. 596 00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:41,286 'Cause I was one. 597 00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:43,248 How did you know what to do with Jack? 598 00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:46,292 It's what my brother used to do with me. 599 00:18:47,085 --> 00:18:49,587 He found a way to simplify things for me. 600 00:18:50,255 --> 00:18:51,922 So I could get what I want. 601 00:18:56,428 --> 00:18:58,595 So, where are you going tonight? 602 00:18:58,596 --> 00:18:59,513 Where am I going? 603 00:18:59,514 --> 00:19:00,431 - Yeah. - Huh? 604 00:19:00,432 --> 00:19:02,642 - You going to the Coulson? - Nah. 605 00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:05,227 Strip club side's back open again. 606 00:19:05,228 --> 00:19:06,353 Oh, I hadn't heard. 607 00:19:06,354 --> 00:19:08,397 How did this town survive 608 00:19:08,398 --> 00:19:09,940 without a strip club for that long? 609 00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:12,109 I don't know, but we're back, baby! 610 00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:19,366 Why, where you goin'? 611 00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:20,452 Bed. 612 00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:22,619 Well, you've earned it. 613 00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:23,996 Straight to bed. 614 00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:25,247 Hmm. 615 00:19:25,248 --> 00:19:27,083 Long day on the road. 616 00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:31,253 I'm just trying to figure out if I turn on the furnace 617 00:19:31,254 --> 00:19:33,630 or if I have someone to crawl in there with me. 618 00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:37,509 ♪ Everywhere ♪ 619 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:41,097 ♪ She told me She can break your heart ♪ 620 00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:45,435 ♪ And put you in misery ♪ 621 00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:48,562 ♪ Since I met this little... ♪ 622 00:19:48,563 --> 00:19:50,689 Actually, can you drop me off at the rink? 623 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,274 I sure can. 624 00:19:52,275 --> 00:19:54,151 I'll get him home safe. 625 00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:55,653 ♪ And I'm telling ya ♪ 626 00:19:55,654 --> 00:19:59,615 ♪ It's too late to turn back now ♪ 627 00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:03,911 ♪ I believe, I believe I believe I'm falling in love ♪ 628 00:20:03,912 --> 00:20:07,831 ♪ It's too late to turn back now ♪ 629 00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:12,461 ♪ I believe, I believe, I believe I'm falling in love ♪ 630 00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:15,506 ♪ I found myself phoning her ♪ 631 00:20:15,507 --> 00:20:19,219 ♪ At least ten times a day ♪ 632 00:20:19,677 --> 00:20:24,223 ♪ You know that's so unusual for me ♪ 633 00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:27,518 ♪ To carry on this way ♪ 634 00:20:27,519 --> 00:20:32,356 ♪ I'll tell you I can't sleep at night ♪ 635 00:20:32,357 --> 00:20:37,111 ♪ For wanting to hold her tight ♪ 636 00:20:37,112 --> 00:20:40,280 ♪ I've tried so hard to convince myself ♪ 637 00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:43,909 ♪ That this feeling just can't be right ♪ 638 00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:45,536 ♪ I'm telling you ♪ 639 00:20:45,537 --> 00:20:49,623 ♪ It's too late to turn back now ♪ 640 00:20:49,624 --> 00:20:53,711 ♪ I believe, I believe I believe I'm falling in love ♪ 641 00:20:53,712 --> 00:20:57,798 ♪ It's too late to turn back now ♪ 642 00:20:57,799 --> 00:21:00,968 ♪ I believe, I believe I believe I'm falling in love ♪ 643 00:21:00,969 --> 00:21:03,179 difuze 47914

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