All language subtitles for Greys.Anatomy.S07E17.WEBRip.x265-ION265

(Meredith) RENEGADES,
RULE BREAKERS,

GANGSTERS WITH SCALPELS--

THIS IS THE WAY WE LIKE
TO THINK OF OURSELVES.

IT MAKES US
FEEL BADASS, SEXY.

(sighs)
CAN YOU WASH THIS, TOO?
JACKSON.

SHH.

(Adele) ♪ TO LOVE YOU
LIKE I DO ♪
♪ OOH ♪

♪ SHE IS A STRANGER ♪
♪ OOH ♪

UGH!

IS THERE ANYWHERE
YOU DON'T DO IT?

(sighs)

NO?

UGH.

WE SHOULD GO UPSTAIRS.

YEAH.

(whispers) YEAH.

♪ SO YOU GOT YOUR HEAD
IN THE CLOUDS ♪

♪ YOU MADE A FOOL OUTTA YOU ♪

PROBLEM IS,
IT'S NOT EXACTLY TRUE.

AT HEART,
WE'RE RULE FOLLOWERS, SHEEP.

WE DON'T BREAK PROTOCOL.
WE FOLLOW IT TO A "T."

WHY IS THERE A TRAILER
IN MY PARKING SPOT?

IS ONE OF THESE YOURS?
MY BAD.

YOU'RE LIVING HERE,

IN A TRAILER
IN THE PARKING LOT?

WELL, I'M IN THE RACE
FOR CHIEF RESIDENT, YOU KNOW?

I GET TO THE SURGERIES FIRST.
I'M HERE WHEN THE CHIEF ARRIVES.

JUST GET THE THING
OUT OF MY SPOT.

OKAY? AND MOVE MY CAR.

(jangles keys)

♪ BUT I'M GUESSING
THAT'S THE REASON ♪

BECAUSE IF WE DON'T
FOLLOW PROTOCOL,

OUR PATIENTS DIE.

AND THEN
WE'RE NO LONGER BADASS.

WE'RE JUST BAD.

WHEN ARE THE TWO OF YOU
FINALLY GETTING MARRIED?

UM, MEREDITH AND DEREK ALREADY
GOT MARRIED, HONEY. REMEMBER?

I KNOW THAT.
THEY WROTE ON A POST-IT.

I MEANT A REAL WEDDING--

IN A CHURCH,
WITH A WHITE DRESS.

THIS ISN'T ALZHEIMER'S,
RICHARD.

ADELE, THE TESTS
WE RAN LAST MONTH

SHOWED FINDINGS CONSISTENT
WITH EARLY-ONSET ALZHEIMER'S.

I WAS A NURSE
FOR 30 YEARS, DEREK.

I KNOW
WHAT ALZHEIMER'S LOOKS LIKE.

I ALSO KNOW
THAT 20% OF THE PEOPLE

THAT ARE DIAGNOSED WITH IT
TURN OUT TO HAVE SOMETHING ELSE.

I DON'T HAVE ALZHEIMER'S.
I DON'T.

♪ RUMOUR HAS IT ♪

♪ RUMOUR HAS IT HE'S THE ONE
I'M LEAVING YOU FOR ♪

SO A LOT OF PATIENTS
NEED TIME

TO COME TO TERMS
WITH THEIR DIAGNOSIS.

THE SAME THING HAPPENED
TO MY MOTHER.
WE DON'T HAVE TIME.

DEREK, WE NEED TO GET ADELE
IN ON YOUR TRIAL RIGHT NOW.
WE NEED HER CONSENT
TO EVEN CONSIDER HER.

LOOK, I'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT.
DON'T WORRY.
WE DON'T EVEN KNOW
IF SHE FITS THE CRITERIA.

AND THE TRIAL IS FULL.
EVEN THE WAITING LIST IS FULL.

I KNOW ALL OF THAT.
I ALSO KNOW THAT

YOU'LL DO WHATEVER YOU NEED
TO DO TO HELP MY WIFE.

(ultrasound whooshing)

EVERYTHING LOOKS FINE. RIGHT ON
TRACK FOR 23 AND A HALF WEEKS.

HOW'S HIS SIZE?
OH, MARK.

IT'S OKAY.
I'M USED TO THAT TRICK.

ITSSIZE
IS WITHIN THE NORM.
(laughs)

COME ON. WE'RE HERE.
YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO KNOW.
(groans)

NO, NO, NO, NO.
YOU WANT TO KNOW.

WE PREFER AN ELEMENT
OF SURPRISE.
CALLIE?

MARK, WE VOTED. 2-TO-1.
WE'RE WAITING.

UH, YOUR B.P. IS BORDERLINE
HIGH. ARE YOU FEELING OKAY?

OH, YEAH, NO. THAT'S THE NERVES
ABOUT THE BABY SHOWER.

AH.
YEAH, IT'S LIKE, UM,
IT'S LIKE CHRISTMAS MORNING.

YOU ARE WAYTOO EXCITED
ABOUT THIS.

HEY, I HAVE BOUGHT EXPENSIVE
GIFTS AND PLAYED STUPID GAMES

FOR EVERY KNOCKED-UP NURSE
IN THIS PLACE.

NOW IT'S MY TURN.
(laughs)

(laughs)
YOU'RE COMING, RIGHT?

ARIZONA,
YOU INVITE THE O.B.

THE FATE OF MY VAGINA'S
IN HER HANDS.

YEAH. UM, 1:00 P.M.,
FOURTH FLOOR DOCTOR'S LOUNGE.

I'LL SEE
IF I CAN MAKE IT.

I'LL MAKE IT.

(sighs deeply) HEE.

(woman speaking indistinctly
over p.a.)

(indistinct conversations)

WHAT'S THAT ABOUT?

OH, THE CHIEF'S
IN THE BATHROOM.
WITH AN AUDIENCE?

HIS TRIAL FUNDING CAME THROUGH
THIS MORNING,

AND THEY ALL WANT ON IT.
DOOR'S OPENING!

(residents all talking at once)

QUIET! QUIET! I HAVEN'T MADE
MY DECISION YET.

OH, GET OUT OF THE WAY.

(sighs)

STALKING A MAN
WHILE HE'S IN THE RESTROOM?

I'D CLEAN THE RESTROOM
IF HE'D LET ME ON THIS TRIAL.
I'D LIVE IN IT.

YOU ARE SURGEONS. IF YOU WANT
TO IMPRESS THE CHIEF,

IMPRESS HIM SURGICALLY.

AVERY, YOU'RE WITH ME.

OKAY.

(elevator bell dings)

(indistinct conversations
continue)

SO YOU'VE BEEN ALL BUDDY-BUDDY
WITH WEBBER LATELY.

I AM STAYING OUT OF IT,
BUT YOU...

YOU ARE VERY BEAUTIFUL.

OH, SCREW BEAUTIFUL.
I'M BRILLIANT.

IF YOU WANT TO APPEASE ME,
COMPLIMENT MY BRAIN.
OKAY.

(drums fingers on countertop)

AH, SONYA. YOU READY
FOR THE BIG DAY?

YOU BET.

TRY TO SHAVE AS LITTLE
OF MY HEAD AS POSSIBLE.

IT'S HARD ENOUGH
DATING WITH ALZHEIMER'S.

I CAN'T BE BALD, TOO.
I PROMISE.
YOU MUST BE TARIK.

CONGRATULATIONS ON THE MARATHON,
BY THE WAY.

YOU DIDN'T.
HE'S NOT LIKE OTHER DOCTORS.

HE'S ACTUALLY INTERESTED
IN HIS PATIENTS.

YEAH, I HEARD YOU JUST
MOVED BACK FROM LONDON.
YEAH, I CAME AS SOON AS YOU
ACCEPTED US INTO THE TRIAL.

I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH.
NO, I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
THANK YOU.

ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA LET
DR. GREY GET ON WITH HER WORK,

AND I'LL SEE YOU
IN A LITTLE BIT.

OKAY, MRS. AMIN, I'M GOING TO
SAY THREE WORDS TO YOU

AND ASK YOU TO REPEAT THEM
BACK TO ME LATER.

TRUCK. CABIN. SPOON.

TRUCK. CABIN. SPOON.

OKAY.

UH, WHAT DID YOU DO
FOR THANKSGIVING LAST YEAR?

OH! I WAS IN LONDON
VISITING TARIK.

WHAT?
WHY? IS THAT WRONG?

LAST YEAR, YOU WERE
AT THE SIMMONS', REMEMBER?

NO. I WAS WITH YOU AND GAVIN
IN LONDON.

I HAVE THAT PICTURE
OUTSIDE THE PALACE.

THAT WAS THREE YEARS AGO,
MOM, BEFORE WE BROKE UP.

YOU REALLY SHOULD CALL HIM.

HE BROKE UP WITH ME. WE'RE NOT
GETTING BACK TOGETHER.

SORRY. OUT OF ALL THE THINGS
SHE CAN'T REMEMBER,

SHE STILL REMEMBERS THE EX.

OKAY, STARTING AT 100,
COUNT BACKWARDS BY 7.

100.

93.

GOOD MORNING, CLARA.

GOOD'S KIND OF
PUSHING IT.
I HEAR YOU.

UH, DR. AVERY.
CLARA GREEN--
42, TYPE 1 DIABETIC.

EIGHT WEEKS POST-OP
FROM A TUMOR RESECTION.

YOU KNOW WHAT? NO, I'M SORRY.
I CAN'T LISTEN TO THE KID TODAY.

I WOULD LIKE TO HEAR
FROM THE GROWN-UP DOCTOR.
SEAN.

I DON'T WANT TO HEAR FROM
THE STUPID KID ANYMORE!

I WANT ANSWERS.
OKAY, SEAN, UM, I KNOW
IT'S INCREDIBLY FRUSTRATING--

YOU DON'T KNOW. MY KIDS ARE
IN IOWA LIVING WITH MY PARENTS.

OKAY, I BARELY SURVIVED
THAT HOUSE,

NOW I'M INFLICTING IT
ON MY KIDS?

(Miranda) DIABETES IS A BEAR
OF AN ILLNESS.

NOW THE TUMOR REMOVAL
WAS SUCCESSFUL,

BUT WE KNEW IT COULD BE TOUGH

GETTING THE INSULIN LEVELS
ON TRACK,

AND, YEAH, IT HAS BEEN TOUGH.

WELL, THAT'S NOT
GOOD ENOUGH ANYMORE.

WE ARE DOING EVERYTHING--

SEAN, SHE'S DOING BETTER
THAN ANY OF US EXPECTED.

YOU REMEMBER WHEN WE TALKED
ABOUT HOW

SHE MIGHT NOT MAKE IT
THROUGH THE SURGERY?

DR. BAILEY SAID SHE WAS
PREPARED TO ROLL THE DICE,

BUT SURGERY WAS A GAMBLE.

CLARA ROCKED IT.

AND IF SHE CAN DO THAT,
SHE CAN DO ANYTHING.

(sighs)

(monitor beeps rhythmically)

YOU NEED ANY HELP TODAY?

ROBBINS HAS HER BABY SHOWER,
SO I'M FREE.

I STILL DON'T LIKE YOU,
KAREV.

DUDE.

GOOD-BYE.

(sighs)

I JUST FINISHED RECASTING
THE O'CONNOR GIRL.

DID YOU STILL NEED ME
TO CHANGE JASON COOK'S DRAIN?
NOPE. ALL DONE.

SO YOU CAN HANDLE THE REST
OF THE PATIENTS, RIGHT?

I THINK WE GOT
A THORACENTESIS IN THERE.
REALLY?

YEAH.
THANK YOU.

WE'RE ON FOR TONIGHT,
7:00 RESERVATION?
OH, YOU KNOW IT.

ALL RIGHT.

(indistinct conversations)

YOU'RE GONNA SCREW YOUR WAY
TO THE TOP. I'M IMPRESSED.

I AM NOT SCREWING STARK.
(imitating April)
I AM NOT SCREWING STARK.

WE'RE NOT EVEN DATING.
WE'RE NOT EVEN DATING.

I'M SERIOUS. WE'RE NOT.

OKAY, MAYBE I THOUGHT
WE WERE AT FIRST.

BUT IT'S NOT LIKE THAT NOW.
WE'RE JUST HANGING OUT.

WE'RE FRIENDS.
(chuckles, normal voice)
YEAH, NAKED FRIENDS.

(elevator bell dings)

WHAT DO YOU HAVE?

JOGGER FOUND UNCONSCIOUS
ON THE STREET. NO I.D.

DR. YANG'S RUNNING THE CODE.
OKAY.

HE'S IN V-FIB.
(woman) OKAY.

(defibrillator whines)
CLEAR.

(beeps)

(paddles thunk)
(inhales sharply)

YOU HAD CHEST PAIN, SO YOU
DECIDED TO GO FOR A JOG?

OW! OH.
SORRY.

HOW MUCH MORPHINE
DID YOU GIVE HIM?
10.

HE SHOULDN'T BE IN THIS
MUCH PAIN. GIVE HIM MORE.
SO WHAT IS THIS,
A HEART ATTACK?

'CAUSE IT
SURE FEELS LIKE ONE.
I DON'T KNOW. WE'RE GONNA HAVE
TO RUN SOME TESTS TO FIND OUT.

AH.
A JOG?!

HEY, IT'S NOT LIKE I WENT OUT
FOR A CHEESEBURGER.

HER NAME IS CLARA GREEN.
NOW I KNOW IT'S PREMATURE,

BUT I WAS THINKING SHE COULD BE
A CANDIDATE FOR YOUR TRIAL.

LOOK, I STILL DON'T HAVE
APPROVAL FROM THE FDA, BAILEY.

SIR, THESE PEOPLE
ARE DESPERATE.

IF WE COULD JUST MAKE THEM
FIRST ON THE LIST

TO GIVE 'EM SOMETHING
TO LOOK FORWARD TO.

WELL, WHY NOT JUST DO
THE SURGERY TODAY?

AVERY, JUST BECAUSE A PATIENT
CALLED YOU A STUPID KID

DOESN'T MEAN
YOU SHOULD ACT LIKE ONE.
SHE CAN'T EVEN TAKE
IMMUNOSUPPRESSANTS

WITHOUT RISKING
HER TUMOR COMING BACK.

SHE'S DETERIORATING
BY THE HOUR.

WHY NOT APPLY
FOR AN EMERGENCY WAIVER?

BECAUSE IF SOMETHING
GOES WRONG DURING THE SURGERY,

THEN IT WOULD KILL THE CHIEF'S
CHANCE FOR GETTING APPROVAL.

SIR, HER KIDS
ARE STUCK IN IOWA...
DR. AVERY--

WITH THEIR GRANDPARENTS,
WHO ARE MEAN, SIR.
(sighs)

CHIEF, DR. ALTMAN'S
PAGING YOU.

I'LL CALL THE FDA,
SEE IF WE CAN GET A WAIVER.

GET THE PATIENT ON BOARD.
OKAY.

(indistinct conversations)

WHAT? I...

(clears throat)

WHERE DO YOU WANT THIS?

WHAT'S THAT FOR?
SCRAPBOOK STATION.

PUT IT NEXT TO THAT BOX
WITH THE GLITTER PENS.
OH, NO, NO, NO.

DON'T PUT IT ANYWHERE. WE'RE
NOT HAVING A SCRAPBOOK STATION.

YOU HEARD CALLIE THIS MORNING.
SHE WANTS US TO GO ALL OUT.

MOVE THE TABLE.
NO, DON'T MOVE THE TABLE.

MARK, THIS ISN'T A SCRAPBOOK
STATION KIND OF SHOWER.
YOU'RE WRONG. YANG, TELL HER.

TORRES WANTS
ALL THE GIRLIE STUFF--

GAMES, ONESIE DECORATING.

I HAVE A PATIENT.
GREY?

I CAN'T GET OVER THE FACT
THAT YOU KNOW

WHAT ONESIE DECORATING IS.
I'VE BEEN BONING UP.

THAT'S WHAT YOU DO
FOR THE PEOPLE YOU LOVE.
OH, BITE ME, MARK.

OH, WHAT'S GOING ON?
ARE YOU GUYS FIGHTING AGAIN?

DID YOU WANT
A SCRAPBOOK STATION?
OH, YEAH. OF COURSE.
IT'S NOT A REAL SHOWER

IF YOU DON'T GET
TO TAKE HOME A SCRAPBOOK.

OOH, WE SHOULD HAVE
GLITTER PENS!

(siren wails)

NO, YOU CAN'T. BECAUSE IF YOU
QUIT AND MOVE HERE,

YOU'LL GET DEPRESSED
AND START TO HATE ME.

LOOK, I HAVE TO GO.
JUST...

PLEASE STOP CALLING.
GOOD-BYE.

(cell phone beeps)
THEY'RE READY.
CAN YOU BRING THE CHART?

SURE.
SORRY. THE BOYFRIEND THING
IS A LITTLE MORE COMPLICATED

THAN SHE CAN HANDLE.

SO YOU TWO
ARE STILL TOGETHER OR--
NO. WHY?

WELL,
WE REQUIRE THE CARETAKER

TO BE A FULL-TIME RESIDENT
OF THE STATE OF WASHINGTON.
I KNOW THAT.

OKAY. I MEAN,
IT'S A BIG COMMITMENT.

AND IT MAY NOT FEEL LIKE IT NOW,
BUT SIX MONTHS FROM NOW,

A YEAR DOWN THE ROAD--
IT CAN GET OVERWHELMING.

AND IF YOU THINK YOU MIGHT MOVE
BACK TO LONDON, IF THERE'S

EVEN THE SLIGHTEST CHANCE,
YOU NEED TO LET US KNOW.
LOOK, WHEN I CAME OUT
TO MY FAMILY,

MY MOTHER STOOD BY ME,
SHE LOVED ME.

AND I KNOW THAT MAY NOT SEEM
LIKE A BIG DEAL TO YOU,

BUT IN MY FAMILY, WHERE WE COME
FROM, BEING GAY ISN'T SOMETHING

PEOPLE JUST COME TO ACCEPT
AFTER A WHILE.

IT'S A CRIME, AND--AND PEOPLE
DIE BECAUSE OF IT.

AND--AND MY FATHER REFUSED
TO DEAL WITH IT, SO HE LEFT.

HE GOT A NEW WIFE,
AND MY MOM LOST EVERYTHING.

THIS--THIS IS THE LEAST
I COULD DO FOR HER.

I'M COMMITTED
TO THIS TRIAL, DR. GREY.

OKAY.

(keyboard key clicks,
computer beeps)

(Miranda) NOW ISLET CELLS
PRODUCE INSULIN.

WE WOULD PUT THE CELLS
IN A DEVICE IN YOUR BODY,

AND IT WILL ACT LIKE
A BRAND-NEW PANCREAS.

WE'RE CONTACTING THE FDA

TO GET THEIR APPROVAL
RIGHT NOW.

SAY YES. OKAY, I-I YELLED
AT HIM THIS MORNING.

I ACTED LIKE AN ASS--
WHAT ARE THE RISKS?

I MEAN, THEY HAVE TO BE
PRETTY SERIOUS, RIGHT?

OTHERWISE, THE FDA WOULD'VE
ALREADY APPROVED IT.

DR. BAILEY?

Y-YEAH, THERE ARE RISKS,
OF COURSE.

I WAS JUST ABOUT
TO GET THERE.

UM...
THERE'S HEAVY BLEEDING,

UH, LOW PLATELET COUNTS,

UM, AND STRESS
ON THE LIVER.

BUT IN CLARA'S CONDITION,

E-ESPECIALLY SINCE WE'VE DONE
EVERYTHING ELSE,

UM, THIS REALLY IS
THE BEST OPTION.

(monitor beeping rhythmically)

CAN WE HAVE SOME MORE TIME?
IS THAT OKAY?

OH, Y--OF COURSE. YEAH.

T-TAKE ALL THE TIME
YOU NEED.

ELI?

(woman speaking indistinctly
over p.a.)

GO DO SOMETHING ELSE.

WHAT WAS THAT?
WHAT WAS WHAT?

I WAS GETTING TO THOSE RISKS.

YOU INTERRUPTED ME TO SEEM LIKE
I WAS HIDING SOMETHING.
WELL, IN MY EXPERIENCE,
DOCTORS DO HIDE THINGS.

I JUST ASKED A QUESTION THEY
DIDN'T KNOW TO ASK. THAT'S ALL.
NO, THAT'S NOT YOUR JOB.

I THINK IT IS.

TO UNDERMINE SURGEONS
AND ALARM PATIENTS?

TO CARE FOR PATIENTS--
THAT'S MY JOB.

MAKING SURE THEY UNDERSTAND

WHAT HIGHLY EXPERIMENTAL
PROCEDURES

THEY'RE SIGNING UP FOR
SEEMS A PART OF THAT.

OH, I THOUGHT THAT WAS
MY JOB, YOU KNOW,

ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING THAT
I AM THE ONE WHO SPECIALIZES

IN SAID
HIGHLY EXPERIMENTAL PROCEDURES.

OH. OKAY. I GET IT. YOU'RE
THE DOCTOR. I'M THE NURSE.

I SHOULD KNOW MY PLACE, RIGHT?
N--OKAY, ENOUGH.

UM, THERE IS

A DOCTOR-NURSE PROTOCOL
IN THIS HOSPITAL FOR A REASON.

YOU KNOW IT. I KNOW IT.
LET'S JUST AGREE TO FOLLOW IT.

NOT IF IT HURTS
THE PATIENT.

WH--

(indistinct conversations)

HEY. YOU PAGED.

YEAH. UM, I DON'T THINK
I'M GONNA BE ABLE

TO MAKE IT TO DINNER BY 7:00.

THESE POST-OPS ARE TAKING ME
LONGER THAN I THOUGHT.
OKAY, SKIP DINNER.

HEY, YOU KNOW, "FROM HERE
TO ETERNITY" IS ON CABLE.

WE COULD JUST GRAB DINNER
AT MY PLACE.

(indistinct conversations
continue)

OKAY. SOUNDS FUN.

UM, I STILL DON'T KNOW
WHAT TIME I'LL FINISH.

KAREV, COULD YOU HELP
DR. KEPNER WITH HER PATIENTS?

NOW YOU NEED MY HELP?

DON'T PUSH ME, DUDE.

OKAY,
SO IF YOU TAKE THESE,

THEN I CAN DO THE REST.
(laughs)

WHAT?

THE ONLY WAY YOU'LL BE
WATCHING THAT MOVIE

IS IF IT'S PLAYING
ON HIS BEDROOM CEILING.

(elevator bell dings)

(laughs)

(Cristina) HIS E.K.G.
AND CARDIAC ENZYMES WERE NORMAL,

SO A HEART ATTACK
SEEMS UNLIKELY.

WE'RE DOING A C.T. ANGIO TO RULE
OUT DISSECTION OR ANEURYSM.

DR. ALTMAN, YOU OKAY
TO STAY ON THE CASE,

CONSIDERING
YOUR PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP?

RICHARD,
WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS.

IT'S A BUSINESS ARRANGEMENT.
NOTHING MORE.

(clears throat)

HOW ARE YOU FEELING?

GREAT. GREAT.

GREAT. GREAT, GREAT, GREAT.

PAINKILLERS FINALLY
KICKED IN, HUH?

MM-HMM.

WELL, ENJOY THE RIDE.

I'VE BEEN THINKING LATELY,

AND I THINK--I, UH, I THINK
I FIGURED IT OUT.

AND... WHY ALL OF YOUR DATES
GO SO BAD.

MM-HMM.
SO, SO BAD.

LAUGHABLY BAD.

AND IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.

IT'S MINE, 'CAUSE I'M--I'M
NOT THE GUY ON THEM WITH YOU.

(clears throat)
WE'RE READY TO START.
TEDDY, WAIT, WAIT.

YOU'RE MY WIFE.

YOU'REMYWIFE.

HENRY, UM--
I'M YOUR HUSBAND.

Let's do it.
Let's be together.

I MEAN, LOOK AT YOU.

Look at your eyes.

LOOK AT--YOU'RE NOT LOOKING
AT YOUR EYES.

I COULD LOOK INTO YOUR EYES
MY WHOLE LIFE.

(monitor beeps rhythmically)

BUSINESS ARRANGEMENT?
HE'S HOPPED UP
ON PAINKILLERS.

WHICH JUST MEANS
HIS INHIBITIONS ARE DOWN.
OH, COME ON, RICHARD.

LOOK, EVEN IF HE MEANT
WHAT HE SAID, I--

I DON'T FEEL THAT WAY.
I-I DON'T.
(computer beeps)

AND SCANS ARE UP.
(beeping)

DAMN IT. HE'S GOT A MASS.
IT'S CLOSE TO HIS HEART.

I'M GONNA HAVE TO
TAKE IT OUT RIGHT AWAY.
YOU?

I'M NOT SURE I SHOULD
ALLOW YOU IN THAT O.R.

LET ALONE ALLOW YOU
TO OPERATE ON HIM.

CHIEF, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT--
I CAN DO IT.

IT'S AN EXTREMELY DELICATE
SURGERY.

I SOLOED ON A SIMILAR SURGERY
LAST MONTH.

I NAILED IT...
IS WHAT YOU SAID.

PROBLEM SOLVED.

YANG WILL DO THE SURGERY.
YOU'LL SUPERVISE.
CHIEF--

I'VE MADE MY DECISION,
DR. ALTMAN.

NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME.

HE WAS GONNA KICK YOU
OUT OF THE O.R.

AT LEAST THIS WAY,
YOU GET TO STAY IN.

IT'S WIN-WIN.

(people speaking indistinctly)

YAY! WHOO!
OH, THANKS!

DON'T FEEL BAD.
I'VE KNOWN TORRES A LONG TIME.

SHE'S A TRADITIONAL GIRL,
CATHOLIC.

YOU KNOW, THIS WHOLE
BABY-OUT-OF-WEDLOCK THING,

THE THREE PARENTS--IT'S A LOT
FOR HER TO SWALLOW.

THAT'S WHY I FIGURED,
THE BIGGER SHOWER, THE BETTER.

OH, SHUT UP.
EXCUSE ME?

YOU'RE NOT
THE CALLIE WHISPERER.

AND I'M NOT A MONSTER FOR
FINDING BABY SHOWERS ANNOYING.

EVERY WOMAN WHO'S EVER HAD
A PREGNANT FRIEND HATES THEM.

IT'S LIKE A WEDDING.

THE BRIDESMAIDS ALWAYS WANT
TO STRANGLE THE BRIDE.

IT'S PRACTICALLY A RULE.

THE ONLY ONE WHO'S NOT NORMAL
HERE IS YOU FOR ACTING LIKE

YOU'RE ENJOYING THIS.
OKAY, ARIZONA'S TURN.

(women speak indistinctly)
(clears throat)

UH, I'M FINE. I'M FINE
OVER HERE. THANKS.

OH, JUST 'CAUSE
I'M THE PREGNANT ONE

DOESN'T MEAN YOU DON'T GET
TO PLAY.

COME ON. IT'LL BE FUN.

IT'S WHAT THE BRIDE WANTS.

OH.

AHEM.

♪♪♪

(laughs) HEY, HEY!

(laughs) YAY.

I'M GOING.

♪♪♪

HEY.

I'M GLAD YOU CAME.
I KNOW IT'S AWKWARD.

NO, YOU KNOW, IT'S--
IT'S NOT.

IT'S--I'M--I'M HAP--

I'M HAPPY FOR YOU,
YOU KNOW.

AND, UH, PLUS, I'M SEEING
SOMEBODY ELSE, SO...

REALLY?

YEAH.

THAT'S, UH...
GOOD FOR YOU.

(women laugh)

DO I KNOW HIM?

I SHOULD GO.

(man) ♪ TO TELL ♪

(indistinct conversations)

♪ OH ♪

♪ ALL OUR TROUBLES ♪

♪ BUT I DON'T WANNA GO HOME ♪

♪ DON'T WANNA GO HOME ♪

I KNOW THEY'RE NOT
PAYING YOU WELL,

BUT THIS SEEMS
A LITTLE EXTREME.

AH, I JUST MOVED INTO
MY OWN PLACE.

I DON'T HAVE TIME TO SHOP.
PASS ME THOSE COOKIES.

ALL THESE PEOPLE IN HERE,
AND YOU CAME TO TALK TO ME.

YOU LIKE ME.

NO, I'M TALKING TO YOU
BECAUSE I WANT SOMETHING TO EAT,

AND YOU'RE IN THE WAY.
ADMIT IT.
YOU FIND ME CHARMING.

ARE THOSE PIGS IN A BLANKET?
(clears throat)

HOT. DIRTY HOT.

IT WAS GOOD TALKING TO YOU,
DR. KAREV.

(indistinct conversations
continue)

♪ OH, ALL OUR TROUBLES ♪

I SAY HE'S TOTALLY GAY.

(Meredith)
WELL, IF HE WERE GAY,

THEN WHY WOULD HE ASK
APRIL OUT?
NO STRAIGHT GUY
WAITS A WHOLE MONTH

BEFORE MAKING A MOVE.
MAYBE HE HAS HERPES.

THAT WOULDN'T STOP A GUY
EITHER. I VOTE GAY.

I JUST WISH HE WAS INTO ME,

THEN I COULD BE IN ALL
HIS COOL SURGERIES, TOO.
HE'S NOT GAY,
HE DOESN'T HAVE HERPES,

AND I'M NOT USING HIM
TO GET COOL SURGERIES.

WE HAVE A LOT TO TALK ABOUT,
OKAY?

HE'S REALLY INTERESTING
ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW HIM.
WHICH IS WHY SHE'S TAKING
HER PANTS OFF FOR HIM TONIGHT.

(Cristina, Meredith, and Lexie)
WHAT?
SHE'S GOING TO HIS PLACE.

"FROM HERE TO ETERNITY"
IS PLAYING ON CABLE.
OH, YEAH.

PANTS ARE DEFINITELY
COMING OFF.

NOBODY'S PANTS
ARE COMING OFF.
MOVIE AT HIS PLACE?

THAT'S THE DEFINITION
OF PANTS COMING OFF.
VIRGIN'S A GONER.

AND WITH AN OLDER MAN,
TOO. IT'S VERY IMPRESSIVE.

I AM NOT TALKING MY PANTS OFF
FOR STARK!

♪ SHE'S STANDING AROUND ♪

OH, MY GOD.
THAT IS SO UGLY.

ARE YOU STILL BLIND?
I LIKE IT. IT'S ABSTRACT.

CHECK IT OUT. SCRUBS.

YES, I WILL DO
A CONSULT NOW.

YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE.

(indistinct conversations)

♪♪♪

(woman speaks indistinctly
over p.a.)

CHIEF.
UH, DEREK.

I NEED A FAVOR.
MM-HMM.

I'M APPLYING FOR AN EMERGENCY
WAIVER WITH THE FDA.

I NEED YOU TO CALL YOUR GUY
THAT HELPED YOU

THROUGH
YOUR TRIAL OVER THERE,

SEE IF HE CAN PUSH
MY REQUEST THROUGH.
ALL RIGHT. I'LL SEE
WHAT I CAN DO.

BUT YOU'RE THE CHIEF OF SURGERY.
I'M NOT SURE

HOW MUCH MORE PULL
I'M GONNA HAVE.
THERE'S ALWAYS WAYS
TO WORK THE SYSTEM, DEREK.

WE BOTH KNOW THAT.

I CAN'T PUT ADELE
IN MY TRIAL, RICHARD.

I'VE LOOKED AT IT ALL DAY.
WELL, GO OVER IT AGAIN.

YOU'RE NOT HEARING ME.

I LOVE ADELE,

BUT I CAN'T PULL A PATIENT
OFF THE WAITING LIST.

IT COULD COMPROMISE
THE WHOLE TRIAL.

IT COULD GET US BLACKLISTED
BY THE FDA.
LOOK, ADELE HAS NO FUTURE
WITHOUT THIS!

(Miranda) CHIEF.

(clears throat) YES.
SORRY. IT, UH,
IT'S CLARA GREEN.

YOU NEED TO COME NOW.

(inhales)

(sighs deeply)

(monitor beeping erratically)
(Richard) WHAT HAPPENED?

SUGAR BOTTOMED OUT AGAIN.
NO RESPONSE.

WHY WON'T SHE WAKE UP?
UH, SHE'S
IN A HYPOGLYCEMIC COMA.

HER SUGAR DROPPED TOO FAST,
SO HER BRAIN DOESN'T HAVE

ENOUGH TO FEED ON.
ALL RIGHT, SATs ARE DROPPING,
AND SHE'S GOT RALES.

I'M GONNA SET UP
TO INTUBATE.

WHAT? WAIT.
W-WHAT'S GOING ON?
MR. GREEN, THERE'S NO TIME
TO WAIT.

NOW IF WE'RE GONNA TRY
THIS ISLET CELL TRANSPLANT,

WE NEED TO DO IT NOW.
WE JUST NEED YOUR CONSENT.

(beeping continues)

YEAH, OF COURSE. YOU DO
WHATEVER YOU NEED TO DO.
ALL RIGHT.

LET'S BOOK AN O.R.
(lowered voice) SIR, THE FDA
HASN'T GIVEN US THE WAIVER.

(lowered voice) LOOK,
I KNOW THAT.

THIS WOMAN WILL DIE
WITHOUT THIS SURGERY.

NOW BOOK AN O.R. NOW.

(Henry) I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

WHY DOES DR. YANG
HAVE TO DO THE SURGERY?

WELL, YOU AND I ARE
TECHNICALLY MARRIED,

AND THE HOSPITAL
DOESN'T ALLOW DOCTORS

TO TREAT
FAMILY MEMBERS.

MM-HMM.

RIGHT, BECAUSE HOW CAN YOU
STAY OBJECTIVE?

YOUR FEELINGS
GET IN THE WAY.

IS IT WRONG
THAT I'M A LITTLE FLATTERED

THAT, UH,
YOU WON'T OPERATE ON ME?

AHEM.
DR. YANG IS EXCELLENT.

AND I WILL BE THERE
TO SUPERVISE.

I'LL SEE YOU IN SURGERY.

SHE'S INTO ME, RIGHT?

CAN I HAVE YOUR ARM,
PLEASE?

(Lucy)
SO THIS KAREV GUY,

YOU'RE ACTUALLY
FRIENDS WITH HIM?

THAT'S REAL?
YEAH. WHY?

UH, JUST IT SURPRISES ME,
IS ALL.

I MEAN, YOU DON'T SEEM
LIKE THE TYPE OF GIRL

TO PUT UP WITH HIS WHOLE
NEANDERTHAL THING, SO...

TELL ME. WHAT AM I MISSING?

YOU'RE MISSING A LOT.

(laughs)
HE HAD A GIRL
GO CRAZY ON HIM.

HIS WIFE ALMOST DIED,
AND THEN SHE WALKED OUT ON HIM.

AND THEN HE WAS SHOT AND ALMOST
BLED TO DEATH IN AN ELEVATOR.

HE'S BEEN THROUGH A LOT.

SO THE NEANDERTHAL THING
IS JUST... IT IS AN ACT.

A WELL-EXECUTED ONE.

(Jackson) WE ARE

THROUGH THE PERITONEUM
AND READY FOR THE IMPLANT.

ANYTHING FROM THE FDA?
NOTHING, CHIEF.

(sighs) DAMN IT.

SIR, I-I THINK
WE SHOULD WAIT.

THE LONGER WE WAIT,
THE WORSE SHE GETS.

I KNOW, BUT... ARE YOU SURE
WE'RE DOING THIS

FOR THE RIGHT REASON,

THAT YOU'RE NOT TRYING
TO PROVE A POINT

TO SHEPHERD, MAYBE?

I'M THINKING OF MY PATIENT
HERE, BAILEY.

THAT'S ALL.

HYBRID DEVICE.

IMPLANTING IT
IN THE OMENTUM,

NEAR
THE LARGE INTESTINE LOOPS.

I LEFT MY PHONE
WHEN I WENT TO THE CAFETERIA,

SHE SAW GAVIN'S NAME,
SO SHE PICKED UP.

PLEASE. YOU CAN'T
LET HER DO THIS.
WE'LL TALK TO HER.
DON'T WORRY.

(indistinct conversations)

WHAT'S GOING ON, SONYA?

(exhales)
I'M NOT DOING THE TRIAL.

I'M SORRY
IF I'VE WASTED YOUR TIME.

MOM, JUST LISTEN TO HIM.
I DON'T HAVE TO.

I'M GOING HOME, AND YOU'RE
GOING TO LONDON. IT'S DONE.

SONYA, YOU WERE CHOSEN
FROM HUNDREDS OF APPLICANTS,

AND THIS SURGERY--
I CAN'T GUARANTEE ANYTHING--

BUT IT COULD HELP.

THERE WON'T BE
ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY LIKE THIS.

I'M SORRY.
I'VE MADE UP MY MIND.

PLEASE TAKE ME OFF
YOUR LIST.

SHE'S NOT LUCID, DR. SHEPHERD.
THIS IS JUST THE ALZHEIMER'S.

SHE'S ALREADY CONSENTED.

MY NAME IS SONYA LELA AMIN.
I WAS BORN SONYA BESHARI.

MY PARENTS WERE
AHMED AND SALEEMEH BESHARI.

I LIVE AT 3105 RIVER ROAD.

I SPENT LAST THANKSGIVING
WITH THE SIMMONSES,

BUT THREE YEARS BEFORE,
I WAS IN LONDON WITH GAVIN,

WHO DID NOT BREAK UP WITH YOU.
YOU BROKE UP WITH HIM...

LAST WEEK
WHEN I GOT ON THE TRIAL.

(voice breaking)
YOU DID THAT FOR ME,

AND THAT MAKES ME VERY PROUD.

I RAISED A GOOD SON.

YOU ARE A GOOD SON.

GO BACK TO LONDON.
BE WITH GAVIN.

READY TO RESECT THE TUMOR.

BOVIE.

SLOW AND STEADY.

ANY DISTURBANCE TO HIS HEART,

AND HE COULD GO
INTO A HYPERTENSIVE CRISIS.

HE'S PRE-MEDICATED.
I'M ALL OVER IT.

STEADY, YANG.

I GOT IT.
GOOD, GOOD.

NOW JUST IRRIGATE
AND EXPLORE.

(monitor beeping erratically)
B.P.'s SHOOTING UP.

WHAT DID YOU DO,
CRISTINA?

I DON'T KNOW. SUCTION.
DAMN IT, CRISTINA.

I GOT IT. DON'T WORRY.
ALL RIGHT.
CHECK FOR RESIDUAL TUMOR.

I AM. YOU KNOW,
I NEED MORE LIGHT. PICKUPS.

HURRY UP. COME ON.
DID YOU FIND ANYTHING?

CRISTINA?

CRISTINA, I NEED YOU
TO TALK TO ME RIGHT NOW.

DO YOU NEED ME
TO DO THIS?

I NEED YOU TO SHUT UP AND STOP
ACTING LIKE A SCARED WIFE.

THERE, I GOT IT. I...
I GOT IT.

(beeping normalizes)

(monitor beeping rhythmically)

(lowered voice) I'M SORRY.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO--

NO, NO, IT'S--IT'S OKAY.
IT'S JUST...

THANK YOU.

(beeping continues)

(indistinct conversations)

HEY, RICHARD.

YOU KNOW, I JUST DID
MY FIRST TRIAL SURGERY

WITHOUT FDA APPROVAL.

MAYBE THEY'LL TAKE MY LICENSE,
MAYBE THEY'LL BLACKLIST ME.

YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T CARE.
I SAVED A LIFE.

YES. UH, RICHARD.
YEAH?

SOMEONE JUST DROPPED OUT
OF MY TRIAL.

THAT'S WHY YOU DRAGGED ME
BACK IN HERE--

FOR ANOTHER TEST?
IT'S JUST A FEW QUESTIONS

TO SEE IF YOU MEET
THE CRITERIA, HONEY.
AND THEN WHAT?

I LET DEREK DRILL
INTO MY BRAIN FOR NO REASON?

LOOK, I JUST DID A SURGERY
THAT I WASN'T APPROVED TO DO.

I DID IT BECAUSE I KNEW
I DIDN'T HAVE ANY TIME TO WAIT.

THE PATIENT WOULD'VE DIED.

IT'S THE SAME FOR YOU.

YOU HAVE ALZHEIMER'S, HONEY.

YOU DO. THERE'S NO TIME
TO WAIT TO TREAT IT.

PLEASETAKE THE TEST,
BABY.

DO IT FOR ME.

FINE.

I'LL TAKE THE TEST.

(exhales deeply)
THANK YOU.

BUT I'M GOING TO PASS.

THAT WAY...

YOU'LL SEE I'M FINE,
HEALTHY.

WE'RE GOING TO
GROW OLD TOGETHER

JUST LIKE WE ALWAYS SAID.

WE'RE GOING TO
GROW OLD TOGETHER.

WHAT IS THAT, A TUMBLEWEED,
A HURRICANE?

WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
OH, SOMEONE THREW OUT
THE GIFT LIST,

AND NOW WE DON'T KNOW
WHO GOT WHAT,

AND PEOPLE ARE GONNA THINK OF US
AS THE TYPE OF PEOPLE

WHO WRITE VAGUE AND IMPERSONAL
THANK-YOU NOTES.
I'M NOT SURE THAT'S ACTUALLY
A TYPE OF PEOPLE.

(paper crinkling)
WHAT'S GOING ON?

ARIZONA LOST THE GIFT LIST.

YES, MARK.
I LOST THE LIST.

I-I-I SUCK AT THIS.
CONGRATULATIONS.

YOU'RE A BETTER WOMAN
THAN I AM.
HEY, IT'S OKAY.

IT'S OKAY.
IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL.

MARK, CAN YOU GIVE US
A MINUTE?

SHE LOST THE GIFT LIST,
NOT ME.

MARK.

SO...
THERE IS ONE MORE GIFT

LEFT TO OPEN.

OH, I-I DIDN'T
GET YOU ANYTHING.

YOU GOT ME A SHOWER.

OPEN IT.

IT'S A B&B
A FEW HOURS AWAY.

WE LEAVE IN THE MORNING.

BUT I HAVE PATIENTS,
AND YOU HAVE PATIENTS--

LOOK, LOOK, I'M EXTENDING
AN OLIVE BRANCH HERE,

BECAUSE I KNOW HOW ANNOYING
I MUST BE TO YOU RIGHT NOW.

BUT SINCE I WAS 4
AND I GOT THAT DOLL

THAT CRAPS ITS PANTS
FOR CHRISTMAS,

I'VE WANTED A KID, BECAUSE OTHER
THAN CRACKING BONES, THIS--

THIS BABY'S MY DREAM.

AND I GET TO BE INSANELY,

OUT-OF-MY-MIND HAPPY
FOR MY DREAM.

BUT I'M NOT DISCOUNTING
YOUR NEED TO VOMIT

OVER MY INSANITY...
(laughs)

SO JUST... (laughs)
LET ME--LET ME TAKE YOU

TO THE STUPID B&B
FOR THE WEEKEND. THANK YOU.

(clicks keyboard keys)

WHAT DID YOU DO
FOR THANKSGIVING LAST YEAR?

MM. NOTHING.

UH, RICHARD AND I STAYED HOME,

ORDERED IN CHINESE,

AND IT WAS LOVELY.

(pen scratches on paper)

OKAY.

STARTING AT 100,

COUNT BACKWARDS BY 7.

100.

93.

86.

THE RODRIGUEZ BOY

HAD AN INCARCERATED
INCISIONAL HERNIA,

BUT WE DID CONSCIOUS SEDATION
AND WERE ABLE TO REDUCE IT.

THIS WAS ALL WHILE I WAS
IN SURGERY. I AM IMPRESSED.

WELL, DR. KAREV
DID MOST OF IT, ACTUALLY.
OH, DR. KAREV? OKAY.
WELL, THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW.

I'LL CHECK TO MAKE SURE
IT WAS DONE RIGHT.

ROBERT,
JUST SAY THANK YOU.

THANK YOU, DR. KAREV.
NOW GO AWAY.

(woman speaks indistinctly)

OH, MY GOD.
I AMSOSORRY.

I DIDN'T MEAN
TO CALL YOU THAT.

THERE'S NO NEED
TO APOLOGIZE, DR. KEPNER.

NO, NO, NO. IT WAS
COMPLETELY UNPROFESSIONAL.

I PROMISE I WILL NEVER--
I COMPLETELY--

HEY, APRIL...
I'M SAYING, I LIKED IT.

(indistinct conversations)

I-I-I CAN'T MAKE IT
TONIGHT.

TO... WHAT?

UM...

THE NEW CHIEF RESIDENT
IS GETTING PICKED SOON,

AND--AND--AND E-EVERYONE IS
STEPPING UP THEIR GAME,

SO I SHOULD PROBABLY JUST
STAY LATE HERE... WORK.

I'M SORRY. I...

I UNDERSTAND.

WE'VE GOT THE AGE DIFFERENCE,
WE WORK TOGETHER,

NOT TO MENTION,
YOU ARE VERY BEAUTIFUL.

BUT STILL, YOU KNOW,

I'D HOPED YOU WOULDN'T FEEL
THE NEED TO USE WORK

AS AN EXCUSE TO GET
OUT OF SPENDING TIME WITH ME.

OH, NO, NO, NO, NO,
I WASN'T.

I ENJOY SPENDING TIME
WITH YOU...

OH.
SO MUCH.

IT'S JUST, I...

I GUESS, I J--I JUST THINK
OF YOU MORE AS A FRIEND.

FRIENDS. YOU KNOW, WE'RE--

WE'RE FRIENDS.

YEAH. WELL...

BUT THAT'S THE THING,
YOU KNOW?

I NEVER WANTED TO BE
JUST YOUR FRIEND.

♪♪♪

GOOD NIGHT, DR. KEPNER.

(women) ♪ OOH, OOH ♪

YOU NEEDED TO SCORE
A 26 OR BELOW

TO MEET THE CRITERIA
OF THE TRIAL.

YOU WERE ABOVE THAT.

WELL, WHAT IS IT?

IT'S NOT IMPORTANT--
DEREK.

♪♪♪

IT'S 27.

ONE POINT?

YOU'RE GOING TO DENY HER THIS
BECAUSE OF ONE POINT?

I'M SO SORRY.

SORRY? NO. IT'S GOOD.
IT MEANS I PASSED.

I-I'M NOT SICK.

I TOLD YOU, RICHARD.

♪ OOH ♪

THAT'S NOT WHAT IT MEANS.

YOU HAVE ALZHEIMER'S.

OH.

IT JUST HASN'T PROGRESSED ENOUGH
TO GET INTO THE TRIAL.

BUT DEREK SAID I PASSED.

IPASSED.

MEREDITH...

I'M OKAY, RIGHT?

WHEN I ASKED YOU TO REPEAT
THE THREE WORDS BACK TO ME,

YOU SAID "POOL"
INSTEAD OF "SPOON."

(chuckles)

I ASKED YOU TO IDENTIFY
MY STETHOSCOPE.

IT TOOK YOU A WHILE
TO FIND THE WORD.

♪♪♪

AND I ASKED YOU WHERE
YOU TOOK YOUR HONEYMOON,

AND YOU SAID HAWAII.

BUT YOU WERE HERE,

BECAUSE THE CHIEF
WAS A MEDICAL STUDENT,

AND HE HAD TO WORK.

OH.

(exhales)

YOU'RE JUST A RESIDENT.
WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

WHAT THE HELL
DO ANY OF YOU KNOW?

YOU WORK IN A HOSPITAL
ALL DAY

AROUND SICK PEOPLE
AND DISEASE.

YOU'RE OBSESSED.
THAT'S WHAT THIS IS.

SO I GOT
A FEW ANSWERS WRONG.

(chuckles) THAT'S ALL?

IT'S NORMAL
TO FORGET THINGS AT MY AGE.

I...

YOU CAN NEVER REMEMBER
WHERE YOU PARKED THE CAR

WHENEVER WE GO TO THE MOVIES,

AND THEY'RE NOT SAYING
THAT YOU HAVE...

(crying) IT'S NOT FAIR.

I FINALLY...

IT'S...

WE'RE FINALLY HAPPY...

YOU AND ME--

LOVING EACH OTHER
THE WAY WE SHOULD HAVE

ALL THESE YEARS.

ANDNOW?

IT'S NOT FAIR!

♪ YOU ♪

DON'T LOOK AT ME
LIKE THAT--

LIKE--
LIKE I'M DAMAGED GOODS.

I-I'M STILL ME.
I'M STILL HERE.

I'M STILL ME. I...

♪♪♪

MAYBE--MAYBE I WON'T BE HERE
MUCH LONGER,

BUT I'M RIGHT HERE, BABY.

I'M RIGHT HERE.
(sobs)

YOU DO--I'M SO SCARED.

I'M HERE, BABY.
RICHARD.

HELP ME. PLEASE.
I'M SO SCARED.

YOU CAN HELP ME.

(sobbing)
PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE.

I'M HERE.

(sobs)

I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

I'M HERE.

(crying)

♪♪♪

(knock on door)

CLARA GREEN'S EXTUBATED.

HER SATs ARE 100%,

AND HER GLUCOSE LEVELS
ARE STABLE.

NO ORGAN DAMAGE.
IT'S WORKING, CHIEF.

MM-HMM.
IT'S WORKING.

WELL, GOOD, 'CAUSE I JUST
TALKED TO THE FDA.

THEY GAVE US A WAIVER.
(exhales deeply)

(panting) I JUST HEARD
THE WAIVER CAME THROUGH.

WE DID IT, RIGHT? YOU KNOW,
A GOOD CHIEF RESIDENT WOULD BE--

YOU NEED TO PICK
A CHIEF RESIDENT ALREADY.

I MEAN, ALEX KAREV
IS LIVING IN A TRAILER

IN THE HOSPITAL PARKING LOT.

RESIDENTS ARE WAITING FOR YOU
OUTSIDE BATHROOMS--

KAREV'S LIVING
IN THE PARKING LOT?

YOU KNOW, YOUR TRIAL
IS UP AND RUNNING,

AND YOU'VE GOT THINGS
TO DEAL WITH AT HOME.

YOUDON'TNEED TO BE PICKING
A NEW CHIEF RESIDENT, TOO.

LET SOMEBODY ELSE
HANDLE THAT.

DELEGATE.

OKAY. I'D LIKE YOU TO--

NO. I RAISED THOSE BABIES.

UM, WHAT I MEAN IS,
DELEGATE TO SOMEONE ELSE,

WHO IS NOT ME.
GOOD NIGHT, DR. BAILEY.

GOOD NIGHT.

AND, SIR... CONGRATULATIONS
ON THE SURGERY.

(door closes)

(Sea Wolf's "Middle Distance
Runner" playing)

IT WAS A CLEAN EXCISION,
AND WE GOT CLEAN MARGINS.

YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY.

SO WHAT I SAID BEFORE...

ABOUT YOUR EYES?

IT WASN'T
JUST THE PAINKILLERS.

HENRY, YOU GOTTA STOP.

YOU GOTTA STOP TALKING
TO ME ABOUT MY EYES

AND FLIRTING WITH ME

IN FRONT OF OTHER DOCTORS.

YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M SORRY.

OKAY.

OKAY. I'M NOT SORRY.

I MEANT WHAT I SAID.

ALL OF IT...

IF NOT MORE.

I GET IT.

IT'S A GREAT STORY.

WE GET MARRIED
TO SAVE YOUR LIFE,

THEN WE FALL IN LOVE--

I MEAN, HOW ROMANTIC
IS THAT?

NOT TO MENTION
THAT YOU ARE...

SMART AND FUNNY

AND NOT AT ALL
HARD ON THE EYES.

AND I WOULD BE LYING

TO SAY THAT IT'S
NEVER CROSSED MY MIND.

(monitor beeping rhythmically)

BUT I-I DON'T FEEL IT.

IT'S...

IT'S NOT REAL.

IT'S JUST A GOOD STORY.

WHAT'S SO WRONG
WITH A GOOD STORY?

I'M SORRY.

♪ OF THE WOMAN YOU'VE BECOME ♪

♪ AND I'M JUST TOO TIRED
TO FIGHT ♪

(knocks on window)

DID YOU HEAR BACK
FROM THE PATIENT

ON THE WAITING LIST?

I HAVEN'T CALLED YET.

MAYBE RICHARD'S RIGHT.
IT'S JUST ONE POINT.
BUT IT'S A POINT

THAT COULD RUIN THE TRIAL
FOR EVERYONE ELSE

THAT WE'RE TRYING TO SAVE.

HMM.

CALL THEM.

♪ ...EVER BE ♪

(sighs deeply)

(keypad beeping)

♪ A MIDDLE DISTANCE RUNNER ♪

(Eli) WELL, I HEARD
THE GOOD NEWS.

OUR PATIENT'S DOING WELL.

SORRY.YOURPATIENT,
DOCTOR.

OH, ELI. I'M TIRED.
GOOD.

THEN JUST ADMIT I WAS RIGHT
SO WE CAN KISS AND MAKE UP.

NOT THAT TIRED.

MIRANDA BAILEY, WE ARE NOT
INSIDE THE HOSPITAL.

INSIDE THE HOSPITAL,
YOU'RE THE MAN.

THAT'S THE PROTOCOL.
BUT OUTSIDE, I'M THE MAN.

IAMTHE MAN. ME.

NOW YOU CAN CALL ME
CRO-MAGNON OR OLD-FASHIONED,

BUT THAT IS NOT
GOING TO STOP ME

FROM TAKING YOU HOME
TO MY BED TONIGHT

AND SHOWING YOU
WHAT KIND OF MAN I AM.

NOW HOW'S THAT? DOES THAT
PROTOCOL SUIT YOU?

YEAH.

GOOD.

(Adele's "Someone Like You"
playing)

MMM.

BE AT MY PLACE IN 15.

(man shouts indistinctly)

HEY.

(laughs)

THIS IS YOUR NEW PLACE.

YOU HUNGRY?
I GOT, UH, CRAB CAKES,

UH, CUCUMBER SANDWICHES.

YOU ATE ALL THE PIGS
IN A BLANKET, SO...

I'LL TAKE A BEER.

♪ ...SETTLED DOWN ♪

♪ THAT YOU FOUND A GIRL ♪

♪ AND YOU'RE MARRIED NOW ♪

(clears throat)

♪ I HEARD THAT YOUR DREAMS ♪

SO THIS WAS YOUR PLAN--

WAIT FOR ME ON THE STOOP
OF YOUR TRAILER YOU SQUAT IN?

WHAT?

YOU WERE WAITING FOR ME,

'CAUSE YOU FIND ME CHARMING.

HOT?

WHAT? NO, I, UH,
I WAS JUST--

AND NOW YOU'RE STUTTERING
BECAUSE I INTIMIDATE YOU.

WHATEVER.

WHICH EXPLAINS IT, REALLY.

WHY YOU HAVEN'T MADE A MOVE
THIS WHOLE TIME.

OH, THAT'S COMPLETE BULL.

AND NOW...

♪ AIN'T LIKE YOU
TO HOLD IT BACK ♪

YOU'RE FORCING ME
TO DO IT.

♪ OR HIDE FROM THE LIGHT ♪

SO WAS I RIGHT?

♪ ...BLUE UNINVITED ♪

♪ BUT I COULDN'T STAY AWAY ♪

♪ I COULDN'T FIGHT IT ♪

♪ I HAD HOPED
YOU'D SEE MY FACE ♪

♪ AND THAT YOU'D BE REMINDED
THAT FOR ME ♪

♪ IT ISN'T OVER ♪

♪ NEVER MIND I'LL FIND ♪

♪ SOMEONE LIKE YOU ♪

MM.
(sighs) OKAY. (laughs)

DO YOU MIND?
NOPE.

ALTHOUGH, IF IT WERE ME, AND I
HAD SOMEONE TO MAKE OUT WITH,

I MIGHT WANT TO DO IT
IN PRIVATE, LIKE IN A ROOM,

WHERE THERE'S A DOOR
THAT LOCKS.

(turns TV on)

(volume increasing
incrementally)

♪ SOMETIMES IT LASTS IN LOVE ♪

OKAY.
LET'S GO UPSTAIRS.

YEAH.

(orchestra music playing)

♪ BUT SOMETIMES
IT HURTS INSTEAD ♪

IT'S EVERY DOCTOR'S DILEMMA--

DO YOU PLAY IT SAFE
AND FOLLOW PROTOCOL...

MM-HMM. YEP.
ACTUAL REAL DINNER.

IN HONOR OF ME
ROCKING MY SURGERY TODAY.

IF WEBBER DOESN'T PICK ME
FOR CHIEF RESIDENT,

HE'S AN IDIOT.

OR TAKE A RISK
AND INVENT A NEW ONE?

CRISTINA.
YES, DARLING?

UM...

RICHARD JUST ASKED ME
TO TAKE OVER

PICKING THE CHIEF RESIDENT.

♪ THE SURPRISE OF OUR GLORY ♪

OH, MY GOD.
THIS IS AWESOME.

YOU CAN...

OH, MY GOD. THIS IS--
THIS SUCKS. THIS SUCKS.

YOU CAN'T--
YOU CAN'T PICK ME.

EVERYONE'S GONNA SAY
IT'S 'CAUSE YOU'RE MY HUSBAND.

THIS... NO! NO!
WHAT? OH, NO.

THIS IS--WHAT? OH, GOD.
HOW CAN YOU EAT?!

THIS IS NOT FAIR!
WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. NO.

NO, NO, THIS--NO.

♪ NEVER MIND I'LL FIND ♪

♪ SOMEONE LIKE YOU ♪

THERE CAN BE REWARD
IN RISK.

THERE CAN ALSO BE FALLOUT.

(cell phone chimes)

(chuckles) WE'VE BEEN GONE
ALL OF TEN MINUTES.

WHAT COULD MARK
POSSIBLY WANT?

(laughs) I DON'T KNOW.

OHH.

OH, Y--OKAY. THIS IS--
THIS IS BAD.

HE FOUND OUT LEXIE'S WITH AVERY.
HE'S FREAKING.

WATCH THIS.
(beeps)

AH--OH, WHAT THE HELL?
JUST LET GO.

WHAT? THIS IS--THIS IS--THIS IS
TIME FOR US. IT'S JUST FOR US.

AND THE FIRST THING THAT YOU
WANT TO DO IS TALK TO MARK, SO--
YOU JUST SAID IT WAS OKAY.

OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
YOU KNOW WHAT?

SCREW IT. NO, I AM GONNA--
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I'M GONNA TALK TO HIM!
DON'T YOU DARE CALL HIM.
I...

THIS IS JEALOUSY, ARIZONA.
YOU ARE JEALOUS OF MARK.

GET OVER IT.
WELL, DO YOU--
DO YOU BLAME ME?

I MEAN,
HE GETS MOST OF YOU--

THE STRAIGHT YOU,
THE--THE CATHOLIC YOU,

THE GIRL
WHO LOVES BABY SHOWERS.

I JUST GET, YOU KNOW,
THE GAY YOU...
OH.

WHICH IS REALLY ONLY ABOUT 20
MINUTES A NIGHT, AND NOT EVEN,

SINCE YOU JUST FEEL TOO FAT TO
EVEN LET ME TOUCH YOU LATELY.
LOOK, I AM DOING MY BEST HERE
TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU ARE HAPPY

AND THAT MARK'S HAPPY
AND THAT THE TINY PERSON

GROWING INSIDE ME IS HAPPY.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE
I CAN DO, TO BE HONEST.

PLEASE TELL ME,
'CAUSE I'LL DO IT.

WHATEVER WILL MAKE YOU HAPPY,
I WILL DO IT.

(whispers) YEAH.

STILL, YOU NEED TO BUCK
THE SYSTEM

EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE.

BET BIG.

(clicking buttons)

MARRY ME.

(laughs) WHAT?

I-I MEAN IT.

I LOVE YOU MORE THAN...
ANYTHING.

BUT I WANT MORE.

I WANT COMMITMENTS.
I WANT RINGS.

SO...

♪ ...INSTEAD ♪

♪ SOMETIMES IT LASTS
IN LOVE ♪

MARRY ME.

AND WHEN YOU GET
THE RESULTS YOU WANT?

THERE'S NO BETTER FEELING
IN THE WORLD.

BUT WHEN YOU DON'T?

(metal and glass crunch,
objects clatter)