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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:34,120 --> 00:00:36,080 ON RADIO: 'Ding Dong Merrily On High' 2 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:37,840 JIMMY HUMS 3 00:00:39,160 --> 00:00:40,560 What's all this? 4 00:00:40,600 --> 00:00:42,160 Oh, are you writing your great novel? 5 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:44,000 Not sure I've got one of those in me. 6 00:00:44,040 --> 00:00:45,760 It's for the Darrowby Nativity play. 7 00:00:45,800 --> 00:00:47,800 Oh, Jim, if you're in need of the back end of a donkey, 8 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:48,520 Oh, Jim, if you're in need of the back end of a donkey, 9 00:00:48,560 --> 00:00:50,040 my brother's always available. 10 00:00:50,080 --> 00:00:52,080 Helen's supposed to be organising it, but she's full of the cold. 11 00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:52,640 Helen's supposed to be organising it, but she's full of the cold. 12 00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:54,680 I hope she's feeling better for Christmas Day. 13 00:00:54,720 --> 00:00:56,720 But she's under strict instructions to stay in bed. 14 00:00:56,760 --> 00:00:57,160 But she's under strict instructions to stay in bed. 15 00:00:57,200 --> 00:00:59,200 I don't want her worrying. I told her I can manage. 16 00:00:59,240 --> 00:00:59,640 I don't want her worrying. I told her I can manage. 17 00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:01,680 That's my costume. 18 00:01:01,720 --> 00:01:02,680 That's my costume. 19 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:04,720 And I play an angel who comes down from... Hebden. 20 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:06,760 And I play an angel who comes down from... Hebden. 21 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:07,120 And I play an angel who comes down from... Hebden. 22 00:01:07,160 --> 00:01:08,280 LAUGHTER 23 00:01:08,320 --> 00:01:09,840 From heaven, Jimmy! 24 00:01:09,880 --> 00:01:11,520 You haven't come from just down the road. 25 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:13,560 Mrs Hall, there's a highly inventive recipe here for a "murkey". 26 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:14,720 Mrs Hall, there's a highly inventive recipe here for a "murkey". 27 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:15,880 Doesn't look half bad. 28 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:19,120 What's a murkey? It's a mock turkey. 29 00:01:19,160 --> 00:01:20,560 What's a murkey? It's a mock turkey. 30 00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:22,440 It's stuffing, which I know you like, 31 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:24,480 wrapped in bacon, and then we all pretend it's a roast. 32 00:01:24,520 --> 00:01:25,960 wrapped in bacon, and then we all pretend it's a roast. 33 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:28,000 Are those parsnips for legs? 34 00:01:28,040 --> 00:01:28,280 Are those parsnips for legs? 35 00:01:28,320 --> 00:01:29,880 National shortage of the real bird, you see. 36 00:01:29,920 --> 00:01:31,440 I've still got a couple of leads. 37 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:33,040 I've not given up on finding one yet. 38 00:01:33,080 --> 00:01:34,440 I think we must face facts. 39 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:36,360 Anything with wings is long since sold. 40 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:37,760 I have wings. 41 00:01:37,800 --> 00:01:39,800 And I can't wait to see them in action, Jimmy. 42 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:40,080 And I can't wait to see them in action, Jimmy. 43 00:01:41,480 --> 00:01:43,480 Yes, the Magi weren't there at the birth, of course. 44 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:44,880 Yes, the Magi weren't there at the birth, of course. 45 00:01:44,920 --> 00:01:46,920 And they weren't kings. Thank you, that's very helpful. 46 00:01:46,960 --> 00:01:47,240 And they weren't kings. Thank you, that's very helpful. 47 00:01:47,280 --> 00:01:49,280 And there's no mention in the Bible of animals in the stable. 48 00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:49,600 And there's no mention in the Bible of animals in the stable. 49 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:51,640 Well, I say stable, it's more like a family guest room. 50 00:01:51,680 --> 00:01:52,920 Well, I say stable, it's more like a family guest room. 51 00:01:52,960 --> 00:01:54,920 It's all down to a mistranslation of the Greek. 52 00:01:54,960 --> 00:01:56,960 Do you not like Christmas, Uncle Siegfried? 53 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:57,280 Do you not like Christmas, Uncle Siegfried? 54 00:01:57,320 --> 00:01:59,320 Are you kidding? This is him loving Christmas. 55 00:01:59,360 --> 00:01:59,920 Are you kidding? This is him loving Christmas. 56 00:01:59,960 --> 00:02:01,000 Quite right. 57 00:02:01,040 --> 00:02:03,040 And if you don't behave, I'll tell you how they celebrate in Austria... 58 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:03,800 And if you don't behave, I'll tell you how they celebrate in Austria... 59 00:02:03,840 --> 00:02:05,120 IN AUSTRIAN ACCENT:..Krampus! 60 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:06,680 SIEGFRIED SNARLS 61 00:02:06,720 --> 00:02:08,720 OWN ACCENT:I'm due at Stokes' Farm. See you for lunch. 62 00:02:08,760 --> 00:02:09,480 OWN ACCENT:I'm due at Stokes' Farm. See you for lunch. 63 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:11,520 I mean, parsnips... for legs. 64 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:12,960 I mean, parsnips... for legs. 65 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:34,120 Mrs Stokes! 66 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:38,240 Mrs Stokes, you'll catch your death out here. 67 00:02:38,280 --> 00:02:38,640 Mrs Stokes, you'll catch your death out here. 68 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:40,680 Aye, well, I thought you'd best see what this daft apeth's been up to. 69 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:42,360 Aye, well, I thought you'd best see what this daft apeth's been up to. 70 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:44,400 Oh, are we in trouble again, Hilda? 71 00:02:44,440 --> 00:02:46,440 Well, she got out in the night, 72 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:47,000 Well, she got out in the night, 73 00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:49,040 and then, this morning, I caught her at the house opposite, 74 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:49,720 and then, this morning, I caught her at the house opposite, 75 00:02:49,760 --> 00:02:51,200 chewing on this! 76 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:53,240 Ah, it's a hazard of Christmas for goats. 77 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:53,600 Ah, it's a hazard of Christmas for goats. 78 00:02:55,080 --> 00:02:56,200 There's laurel in it. 79 00:02:56,240 --> 00:02:58,240 It can be harmful. Well, I know that. 80 00:02:58,280 --> 00:02:59,200 It can be harmful. Well, I know that. 81 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:01,240 Do you think I walked down to the telephone box 82 00:03:01,280 --> 00:03:01,520 Do you think I walked down to the telephone box 83 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:03,040 for the good of me health? 84 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:05,080 Luckily, she doesn't seem to have eaten too much. 85 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:05,360 Luckily, she doesn't seem to have eaten too much. 86 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:06,840 No, there's no luck in it, 87 00:03:06,880 --> 00:03:08,880 just me hobbling after her in the freezing cold. 88 00:03:08,920 --> 00:03:09,920 just me hobbling after her in the freezing cold. 89 00:03:09,960 --> 00:03:11,640 And I must have just got there in time - 90 00:03:11,680 --> 00:03:13,680 she'd have gobbled the lot given half a chance. 91 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:14,160 she'd have gobbled the lot given half a chance. 92 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:16,200 Let's take a look at you. 'Ey, you beggar! 93 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:16,880 Let's take a look at you. 'Ey, you beggar! 94 00:03:16,920 --> 00:03:18,160 HILDA BLEATS Ha-ha! 95 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:20,200 At least there's no sign of lethargy. 96 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:20,440 At least there's no sign of lethargy. 97 00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:22,880 There you go. 98 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:26,040 Abdomen doesn't seem to be distended. 99 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:28,240 All right. 100 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:30,280 HILDA BLEATS No excess salivation. 101 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:30,600 HILDA BLEATS No excess salivation. 102 00:03:30,640 --> 00:03:32,080 I'm sure she's fine. Oh. 103 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:34,120 Let's give her a drench, just to be on the safe side. 104 00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:34,920 Let's give her a drench, just to be on the safe side. 105 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:36,960 Oh, you're gonna give her a drench, are you? 106 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:37,720 Oh, you're gonna give her a drench, are you? 107 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:39,760 It's entirely routine, Mrs Stokes. I think I can manage. 108 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:40,520 It's entirely routine, Mrs Stokes. I think I can manage. 109 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:42,560 Aye. 110 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:42,880 Aye. 111 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:44,920 Right, let's get you safely shut up in the barn, shall we? 112 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:45,760 Right, let's get you safely shut up in the barn, shall we? 113 00:03:48,080 --> 00:03:49,480 Come on. There we are. 114 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:50,800 In you go. Come on. 115 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:52,640 Come on, you daft apeth! Up. 116 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:55,760 Yes, the old ways work sometimes. 117 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:56,120 Yes, the old ways work sometimes. 118 00:03:56,160 --> 00:03:58,160 The tannins in the tea prevent absorption of the toxins, you see. 119 00:03:58,200 --> 00:03:59,200 The tannins in the tea prevent absorption of the toxins, you see. 120 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:01,240 Hmm. 'Ey, well, you'll need more than that in. 121 00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:03,000 Hmm. 'Ey, well, you'll need more than that in. 122 00:04:03,040 --> 00:04:05,040 I can tell you don't make the tea so often. 123 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:05,480 I can tell you don't make the tea so often. 124 00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:09,640 I might normally advise a rumenotomy. 125 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:10,480 I might normally advise a rumenotomy. 126 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:12,080 What, cut her open? 127 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:14,120 Well, it's the only way of getting out what she's eaten. 128 00:04:14,160 --> 00:04:15,360 Well, it's the only way of getting out what she's eaten. 129 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:17,400 But given her age, I really wouldn't want 130 00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:17,720 But given her age, I really wouldn't want 131 00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:19,360 to put her through that if we can avoid it. 132 00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:21,400 Oh, no, I don't like the sound of that. 133 00:04:21,440 --> 00:04:21,920 Oh, no, I don't like the sound of that. 134 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:26,080 Stick some of that in. You can't give her brandy. 135 00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:27,040 Stick some of that in. You can't give her brandy. 136 00:04:27,080 --> 00:04:29,080 A little nip. It works wonders. For you, perhaps. For her, no. 137 00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:31,120 A little nip. It works wonders. For you, perhaps. For her, no. 138 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:31,840 A little nip. It works wonders. For you, perhaps. For her, no. 139 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:33,880 By 'eck, I need it wi' you. 140 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:34,920 By 'eck, I need it wi' you. 141 00:04:38,520 --> 00:04:40,520 Are you looking forward to Christmas, Mrs Stokes? 142 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:41,000 Are you looking forward to Christmas, Mrs Stokes? 143 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:43,040 Ah, well, it'll be a farmer's Christmas - same as any other day. 144 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:45,080 Ah, well, it'll be a farmer's Christmas - same as any other day. 145 00:04:45,120 --> 00:04:45,400 Ah, well, it'll be a farmer's Christmas - same as any other day. 146 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:47,440 But I might let the old girl in the kitchen for a few treats... 147 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:49,480 But I might let the old girl in the kitchen for a few treats... 148 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:49,960 But I might let the old girl in the kitchen for a few treats... 149 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,000 if she behaves herself. 150 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:52,280 if she behaves herself. 151 00:04:52,320 --> 00:04:54,320 That's a big "if", knowing Hilda. Aye. 152 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:55,240 That's a big "if", knowing Hilda. Aye. 153 00:04:55,280 --> 00:04:56,800 What about you? 154 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,000 Well, everybody's home this year. I'm rather looking forward to it. 155 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:00,800 Well, everybody's home this year. I'm rather looking forward to it. 156 00:05:00,840 --> 00:05:02,160 Oh, good. 157 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:03,960 You don't want to be rattling round 158 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:06,000 that big house on your own again, do you? 159 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:06,240 that big house on your own again, do you? 160 00:05:07,480 --> 00:05:09,480 Not if I can help it, no. Now, you make the most of it. 161 00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:11,240 Not if I can help it, no. Now, you make the most of it. 162 00:05:11,280 --> 00:05:13,280 Cos they won't be there forever, will they? None of 'em. 163 00:05:13,320 --> 00:05:14,600 Cos they won't be there forever, will they? None of 'em. 164 00:05:22,520 --> 00:05:24,520 Yes, perhaps we'll let it brew a little longer. Aye. 165 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:26,160 Yes, perhaps we'll let it brew a little longer. Aye. 166 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:30,960 So, if you hear of a turkey going spare - 167 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:31,840 So, if you hear of a turkey going spare - 168 00:05:31,880 --> 00:05:33,880 or a goose, or a pigeon, actually - 169 00:05:33,920 --> 00:05:34,200 or a goose, or a pigeon, actually - 170 00:05:34,240 --> 00:05:36,240 would you just let me know? 171 00:05:36,280 --> 00:05:36,520 would you just let me know? 172 00:05:36,560 --> 00:05:38,560 You're entering a team into the Christmas Eve darts, aren't you? 173 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:39,000 You're entering a team into the Christmas Eve darts, aren't you? 174 00:05:39,040 --> 00:05:40,920 Well, I'm not a bad shot, but... 175 00:05:40,960 --> 00:05:42,960 The prize is a turkey. What? 176 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:43,200 The prize is a turkey. What? 177 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:48,240 Audrey might not have heard. 178 00:05:48,280 --> 00:05:48,520 Audrey might not have heard. 179 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:50,560 How on earth did you find a turkey? 180 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:51,040 How on earth did you find a turkey? 181 00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:53,080 There's a lot of drunken farmers in this pub 182 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:54,280 There's a lot of drunken farmers in this pub 183 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:56,320 agreeing to things that they later regret. 184 00:05:56,360 --> 00:05:56,600 agreeing to things that they later regret. 185 00:05:56,640 --> 00:05:58,640 Right, well, I'll tell Mrs H. 186 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:00,640 We've got Charlotte coming to us for Christmas. 187 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:02,680 You can't serve murkey to a Beauvoir. 188 00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:03,080 You can't serve murkey to a Beauvoir. 189 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:05,120 You bringing her on Christmas Eve, or are we not fancy enough for you? 190 00:06:05,160 --> 00:06:06,760 You bringing her on Christmas Eve, or are we not fancy enough for you? 191 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:08,800 Your spit and sawdust is of the highest quality, Maggie, 192 00:06:08,840 --> 00:06:09,400 Your spit and sawdust is of the highest quality, Maggie, 193 00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:11,440 but still... 194 00:06:11,480 --> 00:06:11,720 but still... 195 00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:13,760 You're meant to be demob-happy. You can't not come. 196 00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:14,520 You're meant to be demob-happy. You can't not come. 197 00:06:16,040 --> 00:06:17,960 It'll be a lively one with so many back home. 198 00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:23,720 I'll be raising a glass to Arthur. 199 00:06:23,760 --> 00:06:24,840 I'll be raising a glass to Arthur. 200 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:30,240 He loved it, he did, Christmas. 201 00:06:30,280 --> 00:06:30,680 He loved it, he did, Christmas. 202 00:06:31,840 --> 00:06:33,840 I had to drag him out of here last time, 203 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:34,120 I had to drag him out of here last time, 204 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:35,320 still singing, all the way home. 205 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:37,160 Well, that was Arthur. 206 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:39,200 Which is why we're gonna have the biggest tree 207 00:06:39,240 --> 00:06:40,600 Which is why we're gonna have the biggest tree 208 00:06:40,640 --> 00:06:42,640 with the brightest lights... MAN:Ta, Maggie. 209 00:06:42,680 --> 00:06:43,840 with the brightest lights... MAN:Ta, Maggie. 210 00:06:43,880 --> 00:06:45,880 ..and no-one telling us to cover the windows up. 211 00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:46,160 ..and no-one telling us to cover the windows up. 212 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:47,600 Mm. Quite so. 213 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:49,640 When are you dropping the tree off, by the way? 214 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:50,000 When are you dropping the tree off, by the way? 215 00:06:50,040 --> 00:06:51,240 Sorry? 216 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:53,280 You said you'd pick one up for me, didn't you? 217 00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:54,360 You said you'd pick one up for me, didn't you? 218 00:06:54,400 --> 00:06:56,400 With me being run ragged between here and little Albert. 219 00:06:56,440 --> 00:06:56,720 With me being run ragged between here and little Albert. 220 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:02,120 You've not forgotten? I want a decent one! 221 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:03,520 You've not forgotten? I want a decent one! 222 00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:05,800 HE SCOFFS 223 00:07:05,840 --> 00:07:07,840 Maggie, I'm not one of your drunken farmers. 224 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:08,520 Maggie, I'm not one of your drunken farmers. 225 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:10,080 HE SPLUTTERS 226 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:11,840 How could I possibly have forgotten? 227 00:07:16,880 --> 00:07:18,440 BELL JANGLES 228 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:20,480 Easy, Hilda. Easy. Easy! 229 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:20,880 Easy, Hilda. Easy. Easy! 230 00:07:20,920 --> 00:07:22,800 See, that's why I put the brandy in. 231 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:24,840 HILDA BLEATS She doesn't fight then. 232 00:07:24,880 --> 00:07:25,320 HILDA BLEATS She doesn't fight then. 233 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:26,800 Hilda... 234 00:07:26,840 --> 00:07:28,760 Hilda... HE STRAINS 235 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:30,800 Oh! SHE SIGHS 236 00:07:30,840 --> 00:07:31,520 Oh! SHE SIGHS 237 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:34,960 Hilda! Don't just stand there. 238 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:36,040 Hilda! Don't just stand there. 239 00:07:38,400 --> 00:07:40,400 Let's not be silly about this. HILDA BLEATS 240 00:07:40,440 --> 00:07:41,000 Let's not be silly about this. HILDA BLEATS 241 00:07:41,040 --> 00:07:43,040 Hilda! HE EXHALES 242 00:07:43,080 --> 00:07:43,280 Hilda! HE EXHALES 243 00:07:44,680 --> 00:07:46,160 Come on. 244 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:48,080 HILDA BLEATS 245 00:07:48,120 --> 00:07:50,120 Yes, I know. I know he's making a palaver of it. 246 00:07:50,160 --> 00:07:51,360 Yes, I know. I know he's making a palaver of it. 247 00:07:52,760 --> 00:07:54,760 Hilda! Don't you dare! Oh, heck. 248 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:56,480 Hilda! Don't you dare! Oh, heck. 249 00:07:56,520 --> 00:07:58,520 Blimey. Hilda! 250 00:07:58,560 --> 00:08:00,560 Come back, Hilda! HILDA BLEATS 251 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:01,120 Come back, Hilda! HILDA BLEATS 252 00:08:08,880 --> 00:08:10,880 Oh, stop fussing. I'm all right. You're not all right. 253 00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:12,440 Oh, stop fussing. I'm all right. You're not all right. 254 00:08:12,480 --> 00:08:14,480 You're burning up. 255 00:08:14,520 --> 00:08:14,760 You're burning up. 256 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:16,800 Oh, James. I feel like a wrung-out dishcloth. 257 00:08:16,840 --> 00:08:17,920 Oh, James. I feel like a wrung-out dishcloth. 258 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:21,200 I've not iced Jimmy's cake yet, there's Christmas wrapping still, 259 00:08:21,240 --> 00:08:22,680 I've not iced Jimmy's cake yet, there's Christmas wrapping still, 260 00:08:22,720 --> 00:08:24,600 and a list at Heston, with Dad being in London. 261 00:08:24,640 --> 00:08:26,640 Aye, aye. But I know what you'll do. 262 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:27,840 Aye, aye. But I know what you'll do. 263 00:08:27,880 --> 00:08:29,480 You'll get back into that bed... 264 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:32,720 ..leave all this... to your very capable husband. 265 00:08:32,760 --> 00:08:34,760 ..leave all this... to your very capable husband. 266 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:35,000 ..leave all this... to your very capable husband. 267 00:08:37,520 --> 00:08:39,520 What? Hop it! 268 00:08:39,560 --> 00:08:40,280 What? Hop it! 269 00:08:41,760 --> 00:08:43,400 Right, one last pin. 270 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:45,440 Jimmy! Jimmy! Change of plan. 271 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:46,760 Jimmy! Jimmy! Change of plan. 272 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:48,800 You finish the Nativity crowns, I'll wrap these.Wilco. 273 00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:49,960 You finish the Nativity crowns, I'll wrap these.Wilco. 274 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:51,800 Oh, James. Mrs Pumphrey phoned. 275 00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:53,400 She's on her way in to see you. 276 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:55,440 No... I... HE GROANS 277 00:08:55,480 --> 00:08:56,560 No... I... HE GROANS 278 00:09:01,560 --> 00:09:03,560 You know, what you should do... 279 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:04,680 You know, what you should do... 280 00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:07,960 ..is get yourself a nice young lady. 281 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:08,760 ..is get yourself a nice young lady. 282 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:10,800 My thoughts always turn to romance at times like this (!) 283 00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:11,680 My thoughts always turn to romance at times like this (!) 284 00:09:11,720 --> 00:09:13,720 I mean, you've still got your looks. 285 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:14,560 I mean, you've still got your looks. 286 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:16,600 Probably for not much longer, mind, but... 287 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:16,880 Probably for not much longer, mind, but... 288 00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:18,680 Thank you, Mrs Stokes. 289 00:09:18,720 --> 00:09:20,600 Now, that'll do it. OK. 290 00:09:23,280 --> 00:09:25,280 That's it. Ah. 291 00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:25,680 That's it. Ah. 292 00:09:25,720 --> 00:09:27,720 That should do it, as I say. Any change, just let me know. 293 00:09:27,760 --> 00:09:28,000 That should do it, as I say. Any change, just let me know. 294 00:09:28,040 --> 00:09:29,920 Aye, will do. 295 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:31,960 "Gather ye rose-buds while ye may," Mr Farnon. 296 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:33,720 "Gather ye rose-buds while ye may," Mr Farnon. 297 00:09:33,760 --> 00:09:35,040 Robert Herrick, yes. Aye. 298 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:37,080 "And while ye may, go marry, 299 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:37,360 "And while ye may, go marry, 300 00:09:37,400 --> 00:09:39,400 "for having once but lost your prime, 301 00:09:39,440 --> 00:09:39,680 "for having once but lost your prime, 302 00:09:39,720 --> 00:09:41,680 "you may forever tarry." 303 00:09:41,720 --> 00:09:43,720 Quite. Any chance of a cup of tea before I go? 304 00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:45,760 Quite. Any chance of a cup of tea before I go? 305 00:09:45,800 --> 00:09:46,080 Quite. Any chance of a cup of tea before I go? 306 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:48,120 SHE SIGHS Given it all to the goat. 307 00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:48,600 SHE SIGHS Given it all to the goat. 308 00:09:48,640 --> 00:09:50,640 HE EXHALES, HILDA BLEATS 309 00:09:50,680 --> 00:09:50,920 HE EXHALES, HILDA BLEATS 310 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:52,960 HILDA FARTS 311 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:53,200 HILDA FARTS 312 00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:55,240 Merry bloody Christmas to you too. 313 00:09:55,280 --> 00:09:55,480 Merry bloody Christmas to you too. 314 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:59,000 Imagine if we won it. 315 00:09:59,040 --> 00:09:59,280 Imagine if we won it. 316 00:09:59,320 --> 00:10:01,320 Proper Christmas... with a proper turkey. 317 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:02,560 Proper Christmas... with a proper turkey. 318 00:10:02,600 --> 00:10:04,600 Mm. It's teams of three, Mrs H. 319 00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:04,880 Mm. It's teams of three, Mrs H. 320 00:10:04,920 --> 00:10:06,920 You may need to whip the rest of us into shape. 321 00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:07,240 You may need to whip the rest of us into shape. 322 00:10:07,280 --> 00:10:09,280 Right, the board's coming out. Let's get practising. Pass me that. 323 00:10:09,320 --> 00:10:11,320 Right, the board's coming out. Let's get practising. Pass me that. 324 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:11,640 Right, the board's coming out. Let's get practising. Pass me that. 325 00:10:11,680 --> 00:10:13,680 Also, do you know the best place to buy a Christmas tree? 326 00:10:13,720 --> 00:10:15,000 Also, do you know the best place to buy a Christmas tree? 327 00:10:16,440 --> 00:10:18,440 Well, there could be a couple left on the Square. Why? 328 00:10:18,480 --> 00:10:19,720 Well, there could be a couple left on the Square. Why? 329 00:10:19,760 --> 00:10:21,760 Oh, some drunken idiot was supposed to get one for The Drovers, 330 00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:22,840 Oh, some drunken idiot was supposed to get one for The Drovers, 331 00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:24,640 and... he forgot. 332 00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:28,320 Oh, Tristan. 333 00:10:28,360 --> 00:10:29,040 Oh, Tristan. 334 00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:31,080 What about darts? I'll be as quick as I humanly can. 335 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:32,480 What about darts? I'll be as quick as I humanly can. 336 00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:34,520 If we lose... you're getting the parsnip leg! 337 00:10:34,560 --> 00:10:36,160 If we lose... you're getting the parsnip leg! 338 00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:44,640 Oh, my goodness! 339 00:10:44,680 --> 00:10:46,680 WOMAN:Hello, Audrey! Well, I never. Come in, come in. 340 00:10:46,720 --> 00:10:48,160 WOMAN:Hello, Audrey! Well, I never. Come in, come in. 341 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:53,000 It's so very disappointing. 342 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:54,400 It's so very disappointing. 343 00:10:54,440 --> 00:10:56,440 The last little Pekingese in Keighley was really rather sweet. 344 00:10:56,480 --> 00:10:58,480 The last little Pekingese in Keighley was really rather sweet. 345 00:10:58,520 --> 00:10:58,960 The last little Pekingese in Keighley was really rather sweet. 346 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:01,000 They would have made such handsome puppies. 347 00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:01,320 They would have made such handsome puppies. 348 00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:03,160 I'm sorry you haven't had better news. 349 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:05,200 Is there really nothing more you can do to boost his chances? 350 00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:07,240 Is there really nothing more you can do to boost his chances? 351 00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:07,520 Is there really nothing more you can do to boost his chances? 352 00:11:07,560 --> 00:11:09,520 He's long since had all his checks. 353 00:11:09,560 --> 00:11:11,560 Mr Bolton said that he'd heard of some injections. 354 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:13,600 Mr Bolton said that he'd heard of some injections. 355 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:14,560 Mr Bolton said that he'd heard of some injections. 356 00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:16,600 Testosterone. Yes. So, why haven't we tried them? 357 00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:17,800 Testosterone. Yes. So, why haven't we tried them? 358 00:11:17,840 --> 00:11:19,840 Because there can be side effects, unpleasant ones. 359 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:20,400 Because there can be side effects, unpleasant ones. 360 00:11:23,680 --> 00:11:25,160 Tricki's given so much. 361 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:28,800 He's had such a life. 362 00:11:28,840 --> 00:11:29,000 He's had such a life. 363 00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:32,120 I can't abide the thought that one day he may be gone, 364 00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:33,880 I can't abide the thought that one day he may be gone, 365 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:35,920 with nothing to show that he was ever here. 366 00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:36,160 with nothing to show that he was ever here. 367 00:11:40,560 --> 00:11:41,960 I'd never forgive myself 368 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:44,000 if we hadn't explored every available option. 369 00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:44,240 if we hadn't explored every available option. 370 00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:48,280 If it's what you want, Mrs Pumphrey... 371 00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:53,840 ..I could book him in for tomorrow. 372 00:11:55,360 --> 00:11:57,360 Thank you. Tricki and I can't thank you enough. 373 00:11:57,400 --> 00:11:58,840 Thank you. Tricki and I can't thank you enough. 374 00:12:10,080 --> 00:12:11,800 Blasted goat's been at my tie. 375 00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:13,280 I don't even know when that happened. 376 00:12:14,880 --> 00:12:16,880 Mrs Stokes prattling on like I'm some misanthropic misfit 377 00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:18,680 Mrs Stokes prattling on like I'm some misanthropic misfit 378 00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:20,720 who'd be lucky to strike up a dalliance with a bloody donkey! 379 00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:21,360 who'd be lucky to strike up a dalliance with a bloody donkey! 380 00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:25,080 Dorothy. Hello, Siegfried. 381 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:26,720 Dorothy. Hello, Siegfried. 382 00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:31,360 You're not in Malta. Not as far as I can tell. 383 00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:33,320 You're not in Malta. Not as far as I can tell. 384 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:37,760 I'm making tea, do you want one? I made tea for the goat. 385 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:39,320 I'm making tea, do you want one? I made tea for the goat. 386 00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:41,040 An absolutely enormous cup. 387 00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:43,080 She was geriatric, otherwise, I'd have preferred 388 00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:43,720 She was geriatric, otherwise, I'd have preferred 389 00:12:43,760 --> 00:12:45,760 to have extracted the entire ruminal contents. 390 00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:46,720 to have extracted the entire ruminal contents. 391 00:12:46,760 --> 00:12:48,760 That's what I've missed about this place, the small talk. 392 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:49,400 That's what I've missed about this place, the small talk. 393 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:53,480 Anyway... I-I better get on. Dorothy. 394 00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:55,520 Anyway... I-I better get on. Dorothy. 395 00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:55,760 Anyway... I-I better get on. Dorothy. 396 00:12:57,560 --> 00:12:58,640 Siegfried. 397 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:04,680 DOROTHY CHUCKLES 398 00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:06,720 It's a donkey. Is it a donkey?! 399 00:13:06,760 --> 00:13:07,040 It's a donkey. Is it a donkey?! 400 00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:08,640 I'll find the doggy one. Rosie. 401 00:13:08,680 --> 00:13:10,680 Come on, Rosie. Rosie? Shall we put your costume on? 402 00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:12,720 Come on, Rosie. Rosie? Shall we put your costume on? 403 00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:14,520 Are you excited? Uh-huh! 404 00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:17,440 I like it! 405 00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:19,480 Can't find the armholes. You've got a crown. 406 00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:21,160 Can't find the armholes. You've got a crown. 407 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:23,200 Take the hat off, and put your costume on. 408 00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:24,720 Take the hat off, and put your costume on. 409 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,760 I've found the doggy thing. There we go. 410 00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:28,440 I've found the doggy thing. There we go. 411 00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:30,480 Not in there. Tilly, come on. Come on, Tilly. 412 00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:32,520 Not in there. Tilly, come on. Come on, Tilly. 413 00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:33,240 Not in there. Tilly, come on. Come on, Tilly. 414 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:35,280 Can you do this, Susan? I can't do this. OK. 415 00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:36,680 Can you do this, Susan? I can't do this. OK. 416 00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:38,720 Anybody need any help? We need to sort that out. 417 00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:40,400 Anybody need any help? We need to sort that out. 418 00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:42,440 Get ready, Mr Herriot'll be here in a minute. 419 00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:43,360 Get ready, Mr Herriot'll be here in a minute. 420 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:45,000 Jimmy, where are your wings? 421 00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:47,000 All of these... All of these are in a bow. 422 00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:49,040 I still need to get mine on. Hello, everybody, are you ready? 423 00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:49,680 I still need to get mine on. Hello, everybody, are you ready? 424 00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:51,480 Oh, you look great. 425 00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:53,520 Well done, well done. 426 00:13:53,560 --> 00:13:53,800 Well done, well done. 427 00:13:53,840 --> 00:13:55,840 Mrs H is gonna wonder where all her tea towels have gone. 428 00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:56,760 Mrs H is gonna wonder where all her tea towels have gone. 429 00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:58,400 Now, this is a dress rehearsal, 430 00:13:58,440 --> 00:14:00,440 which means it's exactly the same as we do it in the Square tomorrow. 431 00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:01,840 which means it's exactly the same as we do it in the Square tomorrow. 432 00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:03,200 Mr Herriot? Yes. 433 00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:04,600 Can I have a sword? 434 00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:06,640 Shepherds didn't really have swords. Erm... but what about the wolves? 435 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:08,680 Shepherds didn't really have swords. Erm... but what about the wolves? 436 00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:09,480 Shepherds didn't really have swords. Erm... but what about the wolves? 437 00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:11,520 Sure, you can have one. Yesssss. 438 00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:11,840 Sure, you can have one. Yesssss. 439 00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:13,880 Erm, all right, baby Jesus. Baby Jesus... 440 00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:14,720 Erm, all right, baby Jesus. Baby Jesus... 441 00:14:14,760 --> 00:14:16,600 Oh! 442 00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:18,640 Right, Bobby, can you put baby Jesus's head back on for me please? 443 00:14:18,680 --> 00:14:19,240 Right, Bobby, can you put baby Jesus's head back on for me please? 444 00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:21,280 Er, Mabel... 445 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:21,960 Er, Mabel... 446 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,000 Why's Mabel got a rabbit? He's got a sore eye. 447 00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:25,120 Why's Mabel got a rabbit? He's got a sore eye. 448 00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:27,160 Mum says she wants you to look at him. 449 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:27,440 Mum says she wants you to look at him. 450 00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:29,480 All right. All right. We all set? 451 00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:31,520 All right. All right. We all set? 452 00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:31,800 All right. All right. We all set? 453 00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:33,840 Er, Bobby, can you give baby Jesus to your sister? 454 00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:34,080 Er, Bobby, can you give baby Jesus to your sister? 455 00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:37,800 Erm, right, ready? BOBBY SNEEZES 456 00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:38,120 Erm, right, ready? BOBBY SNEEZES 457 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:40,160 I hope you're not coming down with that cold, Bobby. 458 00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:40,480 I hope you're not coming down with that cold, Bobby. 459 00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:42,520 Are we all set? Yes. Yes. 460 00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:43,440 Are we all set? Yes. Yes. 461 00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:45,400 Jimmy, go. 462 00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:47,440 Mary, I am the angel Gabriel, 463 00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:48,840 Mary, I am the angel Gabriel, 464 00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:50,880 and I bring great tidings from Hebden. 465 00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:51,600 and I bring great tidings from Hebden. 466 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:53,640 Heaven, Jimmy. Heaven. 467 00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:53,880 Heaven, Jimmy. Heaven. 468 00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:55,920 Mary, I am the angel Gabriel, 469 00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:57,200 Mary, I am the angel Gabriel, 470 00:14:57,240 --> 00:14:59,240 and I bring great tidings from Heaven. 471 00:14:59,280 --> 00:14:59,840 and I bring great tidings from Heaven. 472 00:14:59,880 --> 00:15:01,880 Thank you. 473 00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:03,920 Good God, man, how long is this likely to take? 474 00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:04,520 Good God, man, how long is this likely to take? 475 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,440 Lucy, Susan, hand out the scripts. Thank you. 476 00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:10,160 Lucy, Susan, hand out the scripts. Thank you. 477 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:15,880 There's still a bit of work to do. I am trying to concentrate in there. 478 00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:17,440 There's still a bit of work to do. I am trying to concentrate in there. 479 00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:19,480 Well, you'll have to manage. Look, I'm run ragged here. 480 00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:20,800 Well, you'll have to manage. Look, I'm run ragged here. 481 00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:22,320 And I've got Mrs Pumphrey on my back 482 00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:24,360 asking for hormone injections for Tricki. 483 00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:26,400 Well, you've warned her about possible side effects, I hope? 484 00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:26,960 Well, you've warned her about possible side effects, I hope? 485 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,000 Muscle problems, hair loss, aggressive behaviour, 486 00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:29,520 Muscle problems, hair loss, aggressive behaviour, 487 00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:31,240 and there's no guarantee it will work. 488 00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:32,840 She knows it's the last resort, 489 00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:34,880 but if we don't try, it amounts to giving up. 490 00:15:34,920 --> 00:15:35,200 but if we don't try, it amounts to giving up. 491 00:15:35,240 --> 00:15:37,240 The dog is old. Giving up is the only sensible approach. 492 00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:37,680 The dog is old. Giving up is the only sensible approach. 493 00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:39,720 Aye. but you can imagine how she'll take that! 494 00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:40,280 Aye. but you can imagine how she'll take that! 495 00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:42,320 Dad, the Virgin Mary needs the toilet. 496 00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:44,360 Dad, the Virgin Mary needs the toilet. 497 00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:44,600 Dad, the Virgin Mary needs the toilet. 498 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,120 Pus-y eye. 499 00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:53,120 I'll do the eye drops, then, shall I? 500 00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:54,520 Well... 501 00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:57,120 Right. 502 00:15:58,280 --> 00:16:00,280 Yes, I'm off to Sunderland after Christmas to see them all. 503 00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:01,120 Yes, I'm off to Sunderland after Christmas to see them all. 504 00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:04,760 Been the making of Edward, being a dad. 505 00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:05,120 Been the making of Edward, being a dad. 506 00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:09,120 What about your Harry? Is he all right? 507 00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:10,160 What about your Harry? Is he all right? 508 00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:12,200 Oh, yes! Demobbed a few months ago. 509 00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:12,840 Oh, yes! Demobbed a few months ago. 510 00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:14,880 He wanted to move back to Yorkshire, 511 00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:15,160 He wanted to move back to Yorkshire, 512 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:16,960 and it was probably time for me as well. 513 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,000 I followed all the news from Malta. 514 00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:19,280 I followed all the news from Malta. 515 00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:21,320 They say it was the most heavily bombed place in the war 516 00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:21,600 They say it was the most heavily bombed place in the war 517 00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:22,400 for those two years. 518 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:24,400 No way out, even if I wanted to go. 519 00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:26,440 I thought you might come back after it were liberated. 520 00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:27,920 I thought you might come back after it were liberated. 521 00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:29,520 It seemed like giving up. 522 00:16:29,560 --> 00:16:31,560 And there were still good times to be had, if you knew where to look. 523 00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:33,520 And there were still good times to be had, if you knew where to look. 524 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,560 Well, you always know where to look. DOROTHY CHUCKLES 525 00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:36,240 Well, you always know where to look. DOROTHY CHUCKLES 526 00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:38,040 Anyway, it's in the past now. 527 00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:40,720 Well, I'm glad you're here. 528 00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:44,160 And I'd say someone else is an' all. 529 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:45,320 And I'd say someone else is an' all. 530 00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:47,360 You think? He couldn't get away quick enough. 531 00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:48,440 You think? He couldn't get away quick enough. 532 00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:50,480 MRS HALL LAUGHS You'll have to make some allowances. 533 00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:51,160 MRS HALL LAUGHS You'll have to make some allowances. 534 00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:53,160 He's been on his own a lot the last few years. 535 00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:55,200 I can tell. He's learnt to make tea! MRS HALL LAUGHS 536 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:57,160 I can tell. He's learnt to make tea! MRS HALL LAUGHS 537 00:16:58,360 --> 00:17:00,360 There's a good heart in there somewhere. 538 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:00,720 There's a good heart in there somewhere. 539 00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:02,760 Tries his best to keep it hidden is all. 540 00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:03,040 Tries his best to keep it hidden is all. 541 00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:09,040 SIEGFRIED SHUSHING 542 00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:09,320 SIEGFRIED SHUSHING 543 00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:11,360 Come on, you're up for darts practice. 544 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:11,680 Come on, you're up for darts practice. 545 00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:13,720 I'm actually quite busy. Er, there's a turkey at stake. 546 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:15,080 I'm actually quite busy. Er, there's a turkey at stake. 547 00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:17,120 I'm only thinking of you. Is Dorothy still here? 548 00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:17,880 I'm only thinking of you. Is Dorothy still here? 549 00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:19,920 No, don't worry, you've not missed her. 550 00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:20,240 No, don't worry, you've not missed her. 551 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:22,280 Has it perhaps slipped your mind how she and I parted? 552 00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:22,760 Has it perhaps slipped your mind how she and I parted? 553 00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:24,640 No. 554 00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:26,680 Nor has it slipped my mind how well you used to get on. 555 00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:27,480 Nor has it slipped my mind how well you used to get on. 556 00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:32,320 I'm sure this little chap's good company... but still... 557 00:17:32,360 --> 00:17:34,200 I'm sure this little chap's good company... but still... 558 00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:37,760 DISTANT CHILDREN SINGING 559 00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:38,000 DISTANT CHILDREN SINGING 560 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:50,200 Ooh, I must have a cuddle. What? 561 00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:51,120 Ooh, I must have a cuddle. What? 562 00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:52,880 He's lovely. 563 00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:54,920 Oh, erm, be careful with the eye, there may be some pus. Ooh! 564 00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:56,960 Oh, erm, be careful with the eye, there may be some pus. Ooh! 565 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:57,280 Oh, erm, be careful with the eye, there may be some pus. Ooh! 566 00:17:57,320 --> 00:17:59,320 Right, we're entering a team at The Drovers. 567 00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:00,360 Right, we're entering a team at The Drovers. 568 00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:02,400 The prize is a turkey. 569 00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:02,640 The prize is a turkey. 570 00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:06,440 I might be a little rusty. It's been some time. 571 00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:06,680 I might be a little rusty. It's been some time. 572 00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:10,760 Oh! You seem a bit tense. 573 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:11,760 Oh! You seem a bit tense. 574 00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:13,560 TENSELY:I'm not in the least tense. 575 00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:15,600 Look at you. You're knotted up like a sailor's hankie. 576 00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:17,160 Look at you. You're knotted up like a sailor's hankie. 577 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:20,680 Like this. Light but firm. 578 00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:21,320 Like this. Light but firm. 579 00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:24,120 Right foot forward. 580 00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:25,720 Eye on the target. 581 00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:27,760 I'm not the target, am I? Don't think about it too much. 582 00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:29,800 I'm not the target, am I? Don't think about it too much. 583 00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:30,280 I'm not the target, am I? Don't think about it too much. 584 00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:33,640 Yes! Very impressive, Siegfried. 585 00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,120 Yes! Very impressive, Siegfried. 586 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:40,600 I'll take the bunny to the shed. No, no, I'll do it. 587 00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:41,240 I'll take the bunny to the shed. No, no, I'll do it. 588 00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:44,600 Excuse me. 589 00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:46,800 Right. 590 00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:56,600 Here you are. DOROTHY CHUCKLES 591 00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:56,840 Here you are. DOROTHY CHUCKLES 592 00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:15,640 Audrey thought he might want this. 593 00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:15,840 Audrey thought he might want this. 594 00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:20,520 How thoughtful of her. 595 00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:25,240 Do you mind me calling in? 596 00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:28,480 Why would I mind? 597 00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:30,520 I've taken a little place in Broughton, you see. 598 00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:30,960 I've taken a little place in Broughton, you see. 599 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,000 I thought I might be round from time to time. 600 00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:33,640 I thought I might be round from time to time. 601 00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:34,880 Oh, of course. 602 00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:37,800 Mrs Hall will be delighted. 603 00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:41,160 She was quite concerned for a while, when there was no news. 604 00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:42,840 She was quite concerned for a while, when there was no news. 605 00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:46,720 Yes. I'm sorry about that. I'm surprised you came back. 606 00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:48,760 Yes. I'm sorry about that. I'm surprised you came back. 607 00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:49,080 Yes. I'm sorry about that. I'm surprised you came back. 608 00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:51,120 There was never really much here for you. 609 00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:51,400 There was never really much here for you. 610 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,440 Don't know if that's true. 611 00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:53,640 Don't know if that's true. 612 00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:00,120 Why don't you come back in for a cuppa? 613 00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:02,160 We've got so much to catch up on. I can't, I'm afraid. 614 00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:03,320 We've got so much to catch up on. I can't, I'm afraid. 615 00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:05,360 I have to mend a barn door for Mrs Stokes. 616 00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:06,600 I have to mend a barn door for Mrs Stokes. 617 00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:09,160 Right. 618 00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:12,720 I should get going myself, really. 619 00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:13,080 I should get going myself, really. 620 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:19,520 Perhaps you could drop me off? 621 00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:19,840 Perhaps you could drop me off? 622 00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:21,880 Oh, well, er, I need to be up at the farm 623 00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:22,600 Oh, well, er, I need to be up at the farm 624 00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:23,840 before it starts to get dark. 625 00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:27,080 We could go there first, if you like. 626 00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:27,400 We could go there first, if you like. 627 00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:29,440 It's very muddy. I'm not sure your shoes would... 628 00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:30,640 It's very muddy. I'm not sure your shoes would... 629 00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:32,680 Siegfried, I've had bombs dropped on me. 630 00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:32,960 Siegfried, I've had bombs dropped on me. 631 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,520 I'm not worried about a bit of mud. 632 00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:05,960 Hello, Mrs Stokes. 633 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,000 It's only me. Oh, you're not back again, are you? 634 00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:09,000 It's only me. Oh, you're not back again, are you? 635 00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:11,040 I thought I'd take a look at this door for you. 636 00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:11,400 I thought I'd take a look at this door for you. 637 00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:13,440 We don't want any more escapes, do we? Oh. 638 00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:14,680 We don't want any more escapes, do we? Oh. 639 00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:16,720 'Ey, as long it's not going on my bill. 640 00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:17,800 'Ey, as long it's not going on my bill. 641 00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:19,840 'Ey, especially if it takes two of you. 642 00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:20,280 'Ey, especially if it takes two of you. 643 00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:22,320 Oh, no, this is my... this is Dorothy. 644 00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:22,680 Oh, no, this is my... this is Dorothy. 645 00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:24,720 Hmm! Hello, Mrs Stokes. 646 00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:25,040 Hmm! Hello, Mrs Stokes. 647 00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:27,080 I'm just tagging along. Oh, isn't she beautiful? 648 00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:28,280 I'm just tagging along. Oh, isn't she beautiful? 649 00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:30,320 'Ey, don't let her fool you. 650 00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:30,800 'Ey, don't let her fool you. 651 00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:32,840 She's a right temper on her, and she's stubborn as owt. 652 00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:34,120 She's a right temper on her, and she's stubborn as owt. 653 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:35,800 How is she since the drench? 654 00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:37,840 Well, she's still off her food. It's to be expected. 655 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,400 Well, she's still off her food. It's to be expected. 656 00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:40,800 Keep a close eye on her. 657 00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:43,920 How much closer do you want me to get? 658 00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:44,200 How much closer do you want me to get? 659 00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:45,640 DOROTHY CHUCKLES 660 00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:47,680 'Ey, let's me and you go for a brew and a chat while he huffs and puffs. 661 00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:49,440 'Ey, let's me and you go for a brew and a chat while he huffs and puffs. 662 00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:51,480 Yes, please. I thought there was no more tea. 663 00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:52,920 Yes, please. I thought there was no more tea. 664 00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:57,000 HILDA BLEATS 665 00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:59,040 And you can keep your opinions to yourself too. 666 00:21:59,080 --> 00:21:59,280 And you can keep your opinions to yourself too. 667 00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:04,360 HILDA FARTS 668 00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:12,760 Sorry, sorry, I was held up. Not to worry. 669 00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:14,160 Sorry, sorry, I was held up. Not to worry. 670 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:16,200 I was just admiring your baubles. Oh, thank you. 671 00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:17,000 I was just admiring your baubles. Oh, thank you. 672 00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:19,040 You know, I think it's going to be raucous in The Drovers. 673 00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:20,000 You know, I think it's going to be raucous in The Drovers. 674 00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:22,040 If you'd prefer we just had a quiet drink in the Manor, I'd understand. 675 00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:23,360 If you'd prefer we just had a quiet drink in the Manor, I'd understand. 676 00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:25,400 They're calling this the happiest Christmas ever, 677 00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:25,720 They're calling this the happiest Christmas ever, 678 00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:27,560 and you want to spend it with Philbrick and me? 679 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:29,600 Your horse, yes. I don't mind what you do. 680 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:30,080 Your horse, yes. I don't mind what you do. 681 00:22:30,120 --> 00:22:31,760 Mrs Hall's told me about the darts, 682 00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:33,240 and she's signed you up for the team. 683 00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:34,840 Ah, yes. Of course. 684 00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:36,880 I've never known you reluctant to go to The Drovers before. 685 00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:37,840 I've never known you reluctant to go to The Drovers before. 686 00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:39,880 HE EXHALES I was supposed to get a tree. 687 00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:41,000 HE EXHALES I was supposed to get a tree. 688 00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:42,680 The one everyone's meant to be looking at 689 00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:44,720 when they turn the Christmas lights on. Right. 690 00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:45,800 when they turn the Christmas lights on. Right. 691 00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:47,720 There's not a decent one left in Darrowby. 692 00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:49,760 I've been all over. It is December the 23rd. 693 00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:50,240 I've been all over. It is December the 23rd. 694 00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:52,280 My name is going to be mud. 695 00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:52,760 My name is going to be mud. 696 00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:54,800 Have you thought about the Christmas tree farm? 697 00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:55,120 Have you thought about the Christmas tree farm? 698 00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:57,160 Just a guess, but I think they might have Christmas trees. 699 00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:58,040 Just a guess, but I think they might have Christmas trees. 700 00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:00,080 You see, this is what having an expensive education does for you. 701 00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:02,120 You see, this is what having an expensive education does for you. 702 00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:02,600 You see, this is what having an expensive education does for you. 703 00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:04,640 So you'll be able to show your face on Christmas Eve after all. Ah. 704 00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:05,840 So you'll be able to show your face on Christmas Eve after all. Ah. 705 00:23:11,360 --> 00:23:13,360 Oh. Leeds City Varieties, that one. 706 00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:14,400 Oh. Leeds City Varieties, that one. 707 00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:16,440 DOROTHY GASPS They loved me. 708 00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:18,080 I can tell that's you. Mm. 709 00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:20,120 You didn't say we were visiting a star! 710 00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:20,400 You didn't say we were visiting a star! 711 00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:21,760 Were you on the stage? 712 00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:24,800 "Lavinia Lavinshaw". 713 00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:26,840 Yeah, Lavinshaw, that were me maiden name. 714 00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:27,160 Yeah, Lavinshaw, that were me maiden name. 715 00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:29,080 Siegfried, how long have you been coming here? 716 00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:31,120 And you've only just found out. These are marvellous. 717 00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:31,440 And you've only just found out. These are marvellous. 718 00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:33,480 You must have had a right old time. Oh, aye. 719 00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:33,960 You must have had a right old time. Oh, aye. 720 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,000 All over the country, all the great halls. 721 00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:37,440 All over the country, all the great halls. 722 00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:39,480 I used to do a few bawdy ones. 723 00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:40,000 I used to do a few bawdy ones. 724 00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:42,040 Oh, they loved me, they did. 725 00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:42,600 Oh, they loved me, they did. 726 00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:44,640 I knew you weren't a born farmer. 727 00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:45,040 I knew you weren't a born farmer. 728 00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:46,280 Ah, well... 729 00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:49,480 ..I met him, didn't I? 730 00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:51,520 Swept off me feet by Victor Stokes. 731 00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:53,040 Swept off me feet by Victor Stokes. 732 00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:55,080 I mean he weren't fancy, but by God, he were handsome. 733 00:23:55,120 --> 00:23:57,120 I mean he weren't fancy, but by God, he were handsome. 734 00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:57,440 I mean he weren't fancy, but by God, he were handsome. 735 00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:00,760 I'd have followed him to the ends of the Earth. 736 00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:01,720 I'd have followed him to the ends of the Earth. 737 00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:03,760 Well, I did, didn't I? THEY LAUGH 738 00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:04,160 Well, I did, didn't I? THEY LAUGH 739 00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:06,200 That's sweet. But you stopped singing? 740 00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:07,600 That's sweet. But you stopped singing? 741 00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:09,640 Yeah, well, my heart never stopped singing. 742 00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:10,240 Yeah, well, my heart never stopped singing. 743 00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:16,920 All done out there. Should keep Hilda safe for a while. 744 00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:18,000 All done out there. Should keep Hilda safe for a while. 745 00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:20,040 Ah, well, if not, I shall be holding you responsible. 746 00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:21,320 Ah, well, if not, I shall be holding you responsible. 747 00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:23,360 I wouldn't have it any other way. MRS STOKES CHUCKLES 748 00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:23,640 I wouldn't have it any other way. MRS STOKES CHUCKLES 749 00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:24,840 We'd better be off. 750 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:26,880 Lovely meeting you. Aye. 751 00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:27,120 Lovely meeting you. Aye. 752 00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:31,040 Hey, that's a good 'un. You keep hold of her. 753 00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:33,080 Hey, that's a good 'un. You keep hold of her. 754 00:24:33,120 --> 00:24:34,280 Hey, that's a good 'un. You keep hold of her. 755 00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:40,960 BAAING 756 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:41,160 BAAING 757 00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:47,680 After you. 758 00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:58,480 It was kind of you to do that for Mrs Stokes. 759 00:24:58,520 --> 00:24:58,960 It was kind of you to do that for Mrs Stokes. 760 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,880 Pure self-interest. 761 00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:02,320 Saves me having to traipse up here 762 00:25:02,360 --> 00:25:04,360 every time the goat gets a bellyful of something she shouldn't. 763 00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:05,520 every time the goat gets a bellyful of something she shouldn't. 764 00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:07,560 It's like Audrey says, you've got a good heart in there. 765 00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:09,040 It's like Audrey says, you've got a good heart in there. 766 00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:11,280 She said that? 767 00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:16,160 It's incredible, you know. 768 00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:16,440 It's incredible, you know. 769 00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:18,480 I came from a place that was changed beyond all recognition. 770 00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:20,360 I came from a place that was changed beyond all recognition. 771 00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:22,400 This place, everything's the same as when I left. 772 00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:24,440 This place, everything's the same as when I left. 773 00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:24,960 This place, everything's the same as when I left. 774 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,080 Some things have changed. 775 00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:29,680 Perhaps not things one can easily see. 776 00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:29,920 Perhaps not things one can easily see. 777 00:25:57,160 --> 00:25:58,240 Seems rather quiet. 778 00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:02,200 "Closed due to illness"! 779 00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:04,240 That is inconvenient. Oh, it's Christmas Eve! 780 00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:05,920 That is inconvenient. Oh, it's Christmas Eve! 781 00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:08,560 Come on, then. 782 00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:22,480 DOOR CLOSES 783 00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:26,800 Your dedication is impressive, Mrs Hall. 784 00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:27,760 Your dedication is impressive, Mrs Hall. 785 00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:29,800 Well, this is our first Christmas back together in a long while. 786 00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:31,720 Well, this is our first Christmas back together in a long while. 787 00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:33,760 If this is what it takes to do it right... 788 00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:34,040 If this is what it takes to do it right... 789 00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:39,040 I shall make sure I put some practice in before tonight. 790 00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:40,040 I shall make sure I put some practice in before tonight. 791 00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:42,080 Is Dorothy coming down? Oh, I shouldn't think so. 792 00:26:42,120 --> 00:26:43,480 Is Dorothy coming down? Oh, I shouldn't think so. 793 00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:45,520 You did invite her, though? 794 00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:45,880 You did invite her, though? 795 00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:47,920 Outer bull. I'm not sure I can match that. 796 00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:48,680 Outer bull. I'm not sure I can match that. 797 00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:50,720 Which is why I thought it'd come in handy if she were there. 798 00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:52,640 Which is why I thought it'd come in handy if she were there. 799 00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:54,680 She seemed to have a good idea of where you were going wrong. 800 00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:55,520 She seemed to have a good idea of where you were going wrong. 801 00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:57,560 I'm quite sure I shall be able to manage by myself. 802 00:26:57,600 --> 00:26:57,880 I'm quite sure I shall be able to manage by myself. 803 00:26:57,920 --> 00:26:59,920 Or you might just stab yourself straight in the foot. 804 00:26:59,960 --> 00:27:00,320 Or you might just stab yourself straight in the foot. 805 00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:04,640 What? I just think she's much better suited to you 806 00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:05,960 What? I just think she's much better suited to you 807 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,000 than some of the other ladies... Frankly... 808 00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:08,280 than some of the other ladies... Frankly... 809 00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:10,160 ..the type that throw shoes at me. 810 00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:11,760 Once. That happened once. 811 00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:13,600 And I can't see why you're not cock-a-hoop. 812 00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:19,560 It's possibly because I like Plato's idea. 813 00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:21,600 It's possibly because I like Plato's idea. 814 00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:21,880 It's possibly because I like Plato's idea. 815 00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:22,960 Oh, of course it is (!) 816 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,000 Well, I say Plato, he credits it to Aristophanes. 817 00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:25,360 Well, I say Plato, he credits it to Aristophanes. 818 00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:27,400 Yes, never mind that now. 819 00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:28,120 Yes, never mind that now. 820 00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:30,160 He believed that we all have our souls... 821 00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:32,200 He believed that we all have our souls... 822 00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:32,760 He believed that we all have our souls... 823 00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:35,480 ..split into two. 824 00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:40,200 And we spend our lives trying to find our other half. 825 00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:40,600 And we spend our lives trying to find our other half. 826 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,000 Even if one half dies... 827 00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:44,280 Even if one half dies... 828 00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:46,320 we go off trying to find another that matches. 829 00:27:46,360 --> 00:27:47,400 we go off trying to find another that matches. 830 00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:52,840 And he says that once we've found our other half, 831 00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:54,880 And he says that once we've found our other half, 832 00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:55,640 And he says that once we've found our other half, 833 00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:57,560 we don't want to be separated again... 834 00:27:59,360 --> 00:28:00,560 ..not even for a moment. 835 00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:05,000 I suppose I want that. 836 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,000 You don't want much, do you (?) THEY CHUCKLE 837 00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:10,960 You don't want much, do you (?) THEY CHUCKLE 838 00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:16,400 I don't know about your Plato... Sorry, Aristophanes. 839 00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:18,440 I don't know about your Plato... Sorry, Aristophanes. 840 00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:18,720 I don't know about your Plato... Sorry, Aristophanes. 841 00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:20,760 ..what if you spend your whole life 842 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:22,800 ..what if you spend your whole life 843 00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:23,080 ..what if you spend your whole life 844 00:28:23,120 --> 00:28:25,120 looking for something that doesn't exist... 845 00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:25,360 looking for something that doesn't exist... 846 00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:28,560 ..and miss what's right under your nose? 847 00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:29,360 ..and miss what's right under your nose? 848 00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:31,400 PHONE RINGS 849 00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:31,640 PHONE RINGS 850 00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:34,920 I'll get that. 851 00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:43,040 RINGING CONTINUES 852 00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:47,520 Darrowby two-two-nine-seven. 853 00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:50,760 Mrs Stokes. 'It's Hilda. She's worsened.' 854 00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:51,720 Mrs Stokes. 'It's Hilda. She's worsened.' 855 00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:53,760 Worsened how? 'Well, she just can't stand up.' 856 00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:54,960 Worsened how? 'Well, she just can't stand up.' 857 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:56,720 I'll be right there. 858 00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:00,440 I knew I had one in the boot. Bone saw. 859 00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:01,120 I knew I had one in the boot. Bone saw. 860 00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:02,800 Looks like it's seen better days. 861 00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:04,840 Oh, when I tell you the things this has sawn through... 862 00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:05,160 Oh, when I tell you the things this has sawn through... 863 00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:07,200 I'd rather not know, thank you. OK. 864 00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:08,040 I'd rather not know, thank you. OK. 865 00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:11,680 It's really rather lovely with no-one around. 866 00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:12,000 It's really rather lovely with no-one around. 867 00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:14,040 Yes, I must come and carry out an illegal activity every year. 868 00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:15,760 Yes, I must come and carry out an illegal activity every year. 869 00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:17,800 Ah, right. 870 00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:18,000 Ah, right. 871 00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:21,920 # On the first day of Christmas My true love sent to me 872 00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:23,560 # On the first day of Christmas My true love sent to me 873 00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:25,600 # A night in police custody. # SHE LAUGHS 874 00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:27,240 # A night in police custody. # SHE LAUGHS 875 00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:29,280 We'll leave money for the tree. It's only a little bit illegal. Mm. 876 00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:30,840 We'll leave money for the tree. It's only a little bit illegal. Mm. 877 00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:32,880 HE GRUNTS 878 00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:33,640 HE GRUNTS 879 00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:35,680 That looks quite hard. It's like Christmas. 880 00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:36,480 That looks quite hard. It's like Christmas. 881 00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:38,520 Just something you have to get through. 882 00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:39,120 Just something you have to get through. 883 00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:43,640 Thank goodness it's the one time of the year 884 00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:45,680 where it's socially acceptable to start drinking at breakfast. 885 00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:46,640 where it's socially acceptable to start drinking at breakfast. 886 00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:51,920 Ah, there. 887 00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:53,800 That's at least a hundredth of an inch. 888 00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:55,760 Right. Here we go. 889 00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:02,360 Jimmy. 890 00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:04,400 That belongs to the three kings. I was just showing your mum. 891 00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:05,720 That belongs to the three kings. I was just showing your mum. 892 00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:08,920 Bobby Ainsley's mum said to give you this. 893 00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:09,840 Bobby Ainsley's mum said to give you this. 894 00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:11,880 Right. Thanks, Jimmy. They're all poorly, Dad. 895 00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:13,000 Right. Thanks, Jimmy. They're all poorly, Dad. 896 00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:16,480 Rosie, you're one of the kings. You'll need a crown. 897 00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:17,280 Rosie, you're one of the kings. You'll need a crown. 898 00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:22,320 TRICKI PANTS 899 00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:27,240 Sorry, Mrs Pumphrey. 900 00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:29,160 Helen's not well. I've got my hands full. 901 00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:31,200 I heard from Mrs Argyll that you were doing the Nativity this year. 902 00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:33,120 I heard from Mrs Argyll that you were doing the Nativity this year. 903 00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:35,160 Aye... but I'm gonna have to cancel it. 904 00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:36,720 Aye... but I'm gonna have to cancel it. 905 00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:38,560 The Ainsley kids are all down with the bug. 906 00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:40,600 I've lost an angel, two kings and a shepherd already. 907 00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:42,080 I've lost an angel, two kings and a shepherd already. 908 00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:45,440 Jimmy and Rosie will be so disappointed. 909 00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:46,000 Jimmy and Rosie will be so disappointed. 910 00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:48,040 Do the show here. 911 00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:48,800 Do the show here. 912 00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:50,840 The children will be happy as long as their families see it. 913 00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:51,760 The children will be happy as long as their families see it. 914 00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:55,200 It's a good idea. Thank you, Mrs Pumphrey. 915 00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:55,720 It's a good idea. Thank you, Mrs Pumphrey. 916 00:30:57,080 --> 00:30:59,080 It'll be more than good because you're a wonderful father. 917 00:30:59,120 --> 00:30:59,680 It'll be more than good because you're a wonderful father. 918 00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:01,720 I only hope Tricki will follow your lead when it comes to his turn. 919 00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:03,760 I only hope Tricki will follow your lead when it comes to his turn. 920 00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:04,520 I only hope Tricki will follow your lead when it comes to his turn. 921 00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:10,080 Now, this won't sting too much? 922 00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:11,360 Now, this won't sting too much? 923 00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:13,400 I don't want him being in a sulk with me over Christmas. 924 00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:14,600 I don't want him being in a sulk with me over Christmas. 925 00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:16,640 WHISPERS:He can be a terrible sulk. 926 00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:16,920 WHISPERS:He can be a terrible sulk. 927 00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:20,400 Actually, Mrs Pumphrey... I don't think it's a good idea. 928 00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:22,440 Actually, Mrs Pumphrey... I don't think it's a good idea. 929 00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:22,720 Actually, Mrs Pumphrey... I don't think it's a good idea. 930 00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:24,480 Oh. 931 00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:26,520 Er, no, well, then perhaps we should wait for the New Year. 932 00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:28,160 Er, no, well, then perhaps we should wait for the New Year. 933 00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:30,200 No, I mean, it's not a good idea, full stop. 934 00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:30,600 No, I mean, it's not a good idea, full stop. 935 00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:32,640 I don't want to give Tricki the injections. 936 00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:32,960 I don't want to give Tricki the injections. 937 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,280 The side effects, they can be drastic. 938 00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:35,840 And not just physically - 939 00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:37,880 it could change his personality completely. 940 00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:38,640 it could change his personality completely. 941 00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:40,680 At his age, there's probably nothing that will make a difference, 942 00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:42,560 At his age, there's probably nothing that will make a difference, 943 00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:44,600 so surely, it's better to enjoy the time he's got. 944 00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:44,840 so surely, it's better to enjoy the time he's got. 945 00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:48,640 I'm sorry. I know how much you were hoping. 946 00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:49,120 I'm sorry. I know how much you were hoping. 947 00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:00,320 Not at all. You've been entirely professional. 948 00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:01,760 Not at all. You've been entirely professional. 949 00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:03,680 SHE SNIFFS 950 00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:05,720 And you've said what you believe to be true. 951 00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:06,840 And you've said what you believe to be true. 952 00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:08,520 I can't ask for more. 953 00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:16,640 Almost there. Almost. 954 00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:17,320 Almost there. Almost. 955 00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:21,680 Oh, don't you dare. What happened? 956 00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:22,200 Oh, don't you dare. What happened? 957 00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:23,920 It's stuck. 958 00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:25,960 STRAINING: God, it won't bloody move! 959 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:26,200 STRAINING: God, it won't bloody move! 960 00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:35,480 We'll just have to explain to Maggie. 961 00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:39,920 I don't even know why I got involved. 962 00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:41,960 I don't want to go to the bloody pub tonight. 963 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:42,240 I don't want to go to the bloody pub tonight. 964 00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:43,480 God! 965 00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:45,520 I knew something was wrong. What? 966 00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:46,960 I knew something was wrong. What? 967 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,000 I'm fine. Of course you are. It's Christmas. 968 00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:50,800 I'm fine. Of course you are. It's Christmas. 969 00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:52,840 Everyone's happy at Christmas, except all of those who aren't. 970 00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:53,760 Everyone's happy at Christmas, except all of those who aren't. 971 00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:56,880 I haven't had a happy Christmas 972 00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:58,640 since the year we celebrated in November. 973 00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:01,400 Why November? 974 00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:03,440 We didn't think Mother would see December. 975 00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:03,680 We didn't think Mother would see December. 976 00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:08,240 Oh... Oh, Charlotte... 977 00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:08,520 Oh... Oh, Charlotte... 978 00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:10,560 I'm very good at not showing it. I don't suppose I'm the only one. 979 00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:12,600 I'm very good at not showing it. I don't suppose I'm the only one. 980 00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:12,840 I'm very good at not showing it. I don't suppose I'm the only one. 981 00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:15,360 What is it? 982 00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:22,200 This is supposed to be "the happiest Christmas ever". 983 00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:23,480 This is supposed to be "the happiest Christmas ever". 984 00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:27,320 So we're meant to just forget that Arthur never came home 985 00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:27,720 So we're meant to just forget that Arthur never came home 986 00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:29,760 from the Japanese prisoner-of-war camp, or the men we lost? 987 00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:30,560 from the Japanese prisoner-of-war camp, or the men we lost? 988 00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:34,720 I'm meant to just forget the things I saw? 989 00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:36,040 I'm meant to just forget the things I saw? 990 00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:38,000 We won't go tonight, not if you don't want to. 991 00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:40,040 It's not just about tonight. I know. 992 00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:41,040 It's not just about tonight. I know. 993 00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:43,080 I know so well, but it'll be over in a few days, 994 00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:43,520 I know so well, but it'll be over in a few days, 995 00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:45,560 and then we don't have to think about it for another year. 996 00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:45,880 and then we don't have to think about it for another year. 997 00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:47,920 But these are things I think about all the time. 998 00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:48,360 But these are things I think about all the time. 999 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,000 I'm not sure I'll ever be able to stop. 1000 00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:54,280 I'm not sure I'll ever be able to stop. 1001 00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:55,720 HE SIGHS 1002 00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:15,680 KNOCKS 1003 00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:15,960 KNOCKS 1004 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,000 Mr Farnon, I brought her in to keep warm. 1005 00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:19,800 Mr Farnon, I brought her in to keep warm. 1006 00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:21,840 She's been vomiting an' all. She can't seem to stand up. 1007 00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:23,880 She's been vomiting an' all. She can't seem to stand up. 1008 00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:25,560 She's been vomiting an' all. She can't seem to stand up. 1009 00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:29,960 She's shivering. HILDA PANTS 1010 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,080 She's shivering. HILDA PANTS 1011 00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:33,120 Laboured breathing. This is toxicosis. 1012 00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:35,160 Laboured breathing. This is toxicosis. 1013 00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:35,920 Laboured breathing. This is toxicosis. 1014 00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:37,960 You said the drench would get rid. It should have done, yes. 1015 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:39,320 You said the drench would get rid. It should have done, yes. 1016 00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:41,360 It's possible she may have eaten more than we thought. 1017 00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:41,680 It's possible she may have eaten more than we thought. 1018 00:34:41,720 --> 00:34:43,640 I'll have to do the rumenotomy after all. 1019 00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:45,560 But you said, with her being so old... 1020 00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:46,720 We still may be in time. 1021 00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:48,760 We'll know as soon as we've see the contents. 1022 00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:49,080 We'll know as soon as we've see the contents. 1023 00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:50,480 I have to get some things from the car. 1024 00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:54,120 She'll be fine. VOICE BREAKING:Won't you, Hilda? 1025 00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:55,160 She'll be fine. VOICE BREAKING:Won't you, Hilda? 1026 00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:12,200 FINGERS SNAPPING Come on, lad. 1027 00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:13,120 FINGERS SNAPPING Come on, lad. 1028 00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:15,760 Leave it, come on. 1029 00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:20,680 Good lad. 1030 00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:54,120 SNORING 1031 00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:54,760 SNORING 1032 00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:57,320 I'm so sorry. 1033 00:35:57,360 --> 00:35:59,360 It seems Hilda has eaten more than I thought. 1034 00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:01,040 It seems Hilda has eaten more than I thought. 1035 00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:04,800 A great deal more. 1036 00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:06,840 Well, never, I saw the wreath myself. 1037 00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:08,360 Well, never, I saw the wreath myself. 1038 00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:10,400 The offcuts. She's been into the sack. 1039 00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:12,000 The offcuts. She's been into the sack. 1040 00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:15,680 Who knows how much she got through before you caught up with her. 1041 00:36:15,720 --> 00:36:16,400 Who knows how much she got through before you caught up with her. 1042 00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:20,680 There's no point going ahead with the surgery. 1043 00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:24,200 What are you on about? 1044 00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:27,080 In those quantities, 1045 00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:29,120 the laurel will be absorbed into the blood by now. 1046 00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:29,760 the laurel will be absorbed into the blood by now. 1047 00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:33,160 I'm afraid it's too late. 1048 00:36:36,240 --> 00:36:38,000 Well, what'll you do? 1049 00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:39,320 There's no sense 1050 00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:41,360 in putting her through any more suffering than necessary. 1051 00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:41,840 in putting her through any more suffering than necessary. 1052 00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:45,280 And I'm afraid she is suffering. She can't stand up. 1053 00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:46,080 And I'm afraid she is suffering. She can't stand up. 1054 00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:48,120 She has tremors. She must be in considerable pain. 1055 00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:48,360 She has tremors. She must be in considerable pain. 1056 00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:52,680 You can help her, though, Mr Farnon? You can help her get better. 1057 00:36:52,720 --> 00:36:54,560 You can help her, though, Mr Farnon? You can help her get better. 1058 00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:57,920 Please believe me, 1059 00:36:57,960 --> 00:36:59,960 if there was anything I could do for her, I would. 1060 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:00,680 if there was anything I could do for her, I would. 1061 00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:07,360 The kindest thing now is to let her go. 1062 00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:08,480 The kindest thing now is to let her go. 1063 00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:29,440 Oh, you don't need to dash off. Can I get you some tea? 1064 00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:29,920 Oh, you don't need to dash off. Can I get you some tea? 1065 00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:31,960 Dad, can I have a sword like the shepherds? 1066 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:32,720 Dad, can I have a sword like the shepherds? 1067 00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:34,760 Jimmy, I'm just talking right now. Can we go to the Square soon? 1068 00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:36,120 Jimmy, I'm just talking right now. Can we go to the Square soon? 1069 00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:38,120 A change of plan. 1070 00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:40,160 I was thinking we might do the show here instead. Just us. 1071 00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:41,120 I was thinking we might do the show here instead. Just us. 1072 00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:43,160 That's even better! Then all the animals can be in it! 1073 00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:45,200 That's even better! Then all the animals can be in it! 1074 00:37:45,240 --> 00:37:45,520 That's even better! Then all the animals can be in it! 1075 00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:47,560 Hello, Mrs Pumphrey. Hello! 1076 00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:48,400 Hello, Mrs Pumphrey. Hello! 1077 00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:50,440 I'm an angel from Hebden. 1078 00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:51,040 I'm an angel from Hebden. 1079 00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:53,080 Where all angels come from. 1080 00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:54,240 Where all angels come from. 1081 00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:55,800 THEY LAUGH 1082 00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:57,760 Did I hear you were in charge one year? 1083 00:37:57,800 --> 00:37:59,800 Oh, yes. 1936. Legendary. 1084 00:37:59,840 --> 00:38:01,560 Oh, yes. 1936. Legendary. 1085 00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:03,600 All over in ten minutes, record time. 1086 00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:04,400 All over in ten minutes, record time. 1087 00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:06,440 I'm sorry to ask, but I need to run round all the other parents, 1088 00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:07,440 I'm sorry to ask, but I need to run round all the other parents, 1089 00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:09,480 and... well, you'd be doing me a huge favour. 1090 00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:10,680 and... well, you'd be doing me a huge favour. 1091 00:38:10,720 --> 00:38:12,720 I couldn't, not this time. It's a family occasion. 1092 00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:14,360 I couldn't, not this time. It's a family occasion. 1093 00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:16,400 I'm Tricki's uncle. That means these are his cousins. 1094 00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:17,320 I'm Tricki's uncle. That means these are his cousins. 1095 00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:19,360 Dad, can we get ready now? 1096 00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:20,600 Dad, can we get ready now? 1097 00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:25,400 Look at your hair. 1098 00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:27,440 You can't go on stage with your hair looking like that. 1099 00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:29,480 You can't go on stage with your hair looking like that. 1100 00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:30,400 You can't go on stage with your hair looking like that. 1101 00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:32,440 And, Rosie, hello, darling. 1102 00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:32,720 And, Rosie, hello, darling. 1103 00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:34,760 Ooh, look, you're going to trip over your dress. 1104 00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:35,040 Ooh, look, you're going to trip over your dress. 1105 00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:37,080 Come on, let's get you sorted out. 1106 00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:38,360 Come on, let's get you sorted out. 1107 00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:40,400 Thank you, Mrs Pumphrey. You know how it is. 1108 00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:41,080 Thank you, Mrs Pumphrey. You know how it is. 1109 00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:43,720 The show must go on. 1110 00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:01,120 It'll not hurt her, will it? She won't feel a thing. 1111 00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:01,840 It'll not hurt her, will it? She won't feel a thing. 1112 00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:03,480 MRS STOKES WHIMPERS 1113 00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:05,520 It'll only take a few moments once I give her the dose. 1114 00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:05,760 It'll only take a few moments once I give her the dose. 1115 00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:09,880 Hey... you've been a good girl. 1116 00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:11,920 Hey... you've been a good girl. 1117 00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:12,160 Hey... you've been a good girl. 1118 00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:15,840 You've been the very best girl. 1119 00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:16,680 You've been the very best girl. 1120 00:39:16,720 --> 00:39:18,720 HILDA BREATHES RAPIDLY 1121 00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:18,960 HILDA BREATHES RAPIDLY 1122 00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:28,120 I'll admit it, Hilda, you always got the better of me. 1123 00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:30,160 I'll admit it, Hilda, you always got the better of me. 1124 00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:30,400 I'll admit it, Hilda, you always got the better of me. 1125 00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:35,640 HILDA GRUNTS 1126 00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:35,840 HILDA GRUNTS 1127 00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:40,320 # Some lovers like the summertime 1128 00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:42,240 # Some lovers like the summertime 1129 00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:44,280 # When they can stroll about 1130 00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:45,160 # When they can stroll about 1131 00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:48,880 # Spooning in the meadow 1132 00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:49,640 # Spooning in the meadow 1133 00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:51,680 # May seem fine without a doubt 1134 00:39:51,720 --> 00:39:53,120 # May seem fine without a doubt 1135 00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:56,480 # But give to me the winter time 1136 00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:57,920 # But give to me the winter time 1137 00:39:57,960 --> 00:39:59,960 # For the girl that I made mine 1138 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,000 # For the girl that I made mine 1139 00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:02,600 # For the girl that I made mine 1140 00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:04,640 # Was captured when the snow Lay on the ground 1141 00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:06,680 # Was captured when the snow Lay on the ground 1142 00:40:06,720 --> 00:40:07,040 # Was captured when the snow Lay on the ground 1143 00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:11,360 # I traced her little footmarks 1144 00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:12,880 # I traced her little footmarks 1145 00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:14,920 # In the snow 1146 00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:15,760 # In the snow 1147 00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:17,800 # I traced her little footmarks 1148 00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:19,160 # I traced her little footmarks 1149 00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:21,000 # In the snow 1150 00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:24,960 # I bless that winter's day 1151 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:26,520 # I bless that winter's day 1152 00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:28,560 # When Nelly lost her way 1153 00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:29,440 # When Nelly lost her way 1154 00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:33,880 # And I traced her little footmarks 1155 00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:35,920 # And I traced her little footmarks 1156 00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:36,560 # And I traced her little footmarks 1157 00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:40,080 # In the snow. # 1158 00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:41,320 # In the snow. # 1159 00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:09,880 You know why we have Christmas trees, don't you? 1160 00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:10,200 You know why we have Christmas trees, don't you? 1161 00:41:10,240 --> 00:41:11,880 Er, something to do with Prince Albert? 1162 00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:13,920 Yes, but before him. Long before. 1163 00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:14,200 Yes, but before him. Long before. 1164 00:41:14,240 --> 00:41:16,240 When the druids were walking the hills round here. 1165 00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:16,560 When the druids were walking the hills round here. 1166 00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:18,600 I'm a bit behind on my druid history, to be honest. 1167 00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:18,880 I'm a bit behind on my druid history, to be honest. 1168 00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:20,320 SHE CHUCKLES 1169 00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:22,360 It's because the pine and the fir are evergreen. 1170 00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:22,600 It's because the pine and the fir are evergreen. 1171 00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:25,280 So...? 1172 00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:28,800 A reminder that even the longest, hardest winter will end 1173 00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:30,800 A reminder that even the longest, hardest winter will end 1174 00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:32,440 and spring will come. 1175 00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:47,600 HE CHUCKLES 1176 00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:48,240 HE CHUCKLES 1177 00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:55,440 Off to work we go! THEY LAUGH 1178 00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:56,080 Off to work we go! THEY LAUGH 1179 00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:30,600 SHE STRAINS 1180 00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:35,680 HE CHUCKLES 1181 00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:42,680 HE SIGHS I love you. 1182 00:42:42,720 --> 00:42:42,920 HE SIGHS I love you. 1183 00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:48,480 I love you. 1184 00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:56,120 Oh, hello, Rosie. 1185 00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:58,160 Tickets, please. Of course. 1186 00:42:58,200 --> 00:42:58,480 Tickets, please. Of course. 1187 00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:00,320 There we are. There we are. 1188 00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:01,720 Ooh, programmes! 1189 00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:05,840 Thank you! Thank you. Well done, Rosie. 1190 00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:07,560 Thank you! Thank you. Well done, Rosie. 1191 00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:09,600 Oh, Act 3 looks good. Yeah, I've heard wonderful things. 1192 00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:10,040 Oh, Act 3 looks good. Yeah, I've heard wonderful things. 1193 00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:11,040 Erm... 1194 00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:14,960 Tricki wants to know 1195 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,000 why his uncle looks like the cat that got the cream. 1196 00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:18,920 why his uncle looks like the cat that got the cream. 1197 00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:20,440 THEY CHUCKLE 1198 00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:25,160 Hello! Mummy! Ooh! 1199 00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:26,520 Hello! Mummy! Ooh! 1200 00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:28,560 Mum! Oh, hello. 1201 00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:29,200 Mum! Oh, hello. 1202 00:43:29,240 --> 00:43:31,240 Hey, hey, I don't want you two getting my cold. 1203 00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:32,080 Hey, hey, I don't want you two getting my cold. 1204 00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:35,080 You two should be backstage! Come on! 1205 00:43:57,320 --> 00:43:58,640 It's Siegfried Farnon. 1206 00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:02,120 I realise it's short notice, but I... 1207 00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:02,360 I realise it's short notice, but I... 1208 00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:06,080 ..I would very much like it if you would come tonight. 1209 00:44:06,120 --> 00:44:07,000 ..I would very much like it if you would come tonight. 1210 00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:08,480 If it's not too late. 1211 00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:12,480 Of course. Yes, of course. 1212 00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:13,640 Of course. Yes, of course. 1213 00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:21,680 Everything all right? Hmm. 1214 00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:25,760 Come on. You're musical director. I'm what? 1215 00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:26,880 Come on. You're musical director. I'm what? 1216 00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:28,920 Just play summat Christmassy. 1217 00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:29,280 Just play summat Christmassy. 1218 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,000 Gold. Thank you, Auntie Audrey. 1219 00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:34,320 Gold. Thank you, Auntie Audrey. 1220 00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:36,360 There's your frankincense, and your myrrh. 1221 00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:37,200 There's your frankincense, and your myrrh. 1222 00:44:42,720 --> 00:44:44,720 SIEGFRIED PLAYS PIANO 1223 00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:46,080 SIEGFRIED PLAYS PIANO 1224 00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:04,680 Welcome to the Skeldale House Nativity, 1225 00:45:04,720 --> 00:45:05,240 Welcome to the Skeldale House Nativity, 1226 00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:07,280 Christmas 1945. 1227 00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:07,560 Christmas 1945. 1228 00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:09,600 Ayyy. APPLAUSE 1229 00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:10,880 Ayyy. APPLAUSE 1230 00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:12,840 A play in three acts, 1231 00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:14,880 with set and costume courtesy of the Darrowby Dramatic Society. 1232 00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:16,760 with set and costume courtesy of the Darrowby Dramatic Society. 1233 00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:18,640 Please enjoy the show. 1234 00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:23,600 Once upon a time, long ago, 1235 00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:23,880 Once upon a time, long ago, 1236 00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:25,920 there was a lady called Mary, and a carpenter called Joseph. 1237 00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:27,960 there was a lady called Mary, and a carpenter called Joseph. 1238 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:28,320 there was a lady called Mary, and a carpenter called Joseph. 1239 00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:30,360 ROSIE MUMBLES 1240 00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:30,560 ROSIE MUMBLES 1241 00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:34,240 Jimmy, curtains! 1242 00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:37,960 LAUGHTER 1243 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:38,160 LAUGHTER 1244 00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:41,680 Oh, I like Joseph's understudy. 1245 00:45:41,720 --> 00:45:42,240 Oh, I like Joseph's understudy. 1246 00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:44,280 Mary was very surprised when, one day, an angel appeared to her. 1247 00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:45,600 Mary was very surprised when, one day, an angel appeared to her. 1248 00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:48,920 Mary, I bring to you good tidings from Hebden. 1249 00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:50,960 Mary, I bring to you good tidings from Hebden. 1250 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:51,200 Mary, I bring to you good tidings from Hebden. 1251 00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:54,240 Thank you. 1252 00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:56,160 DASH WHINES 1253 00:45:57,920 --> 00:45:59,720 Do you want me to help? LAUGHTER 1254 00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:03,880 So Mary and Joseph needed a room for the night. 1255 00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:08,160 But the innkeeper said, 1256 00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:08,560 But the innkeeper said, 1257 00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:10,600 or rather, the innkeeper... squeaked... 1258 00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:11,960 or rather, the innkeeper... squeaked... 1259 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:13,880 IN SQUEAKY VOICE:The inn is full. 1260 00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:15,920 You will have to sleep in the family guest room. 1261 00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:16,760 You will have to sleep in the family guest room. 1262 00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:18,800 TRICKI BARKS Tricki? Tri... Oh. 1263 00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:19,800 TRICKI BARKS Tricki? Tri... Oh. 1264 00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:22,520 LAUGHTER 1265 00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:24,560 It was cosy and warm in the family guest room, 1266 00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:25,760 It was cosy and warm in the family guest room, 1267 00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:27,800 where they were NOT surrounded by animals, 1268 00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:28,680 where they were NOT surrounded by animals, 1269 00:46:28,720 --> 00:46:30,680 and Mary gave birth to a boy. 1270 00:46:30,720 --> 00:46:32,720 But this was no ordinary boy. This was the baby Jesus. 1271 00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:34,760 But this was no ordinary boy. This was the baby Jesus. 1272 00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:35,720 But this was no ordinary boy. This was the baby Jesus. 1273 00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:40,400 A shepherd followed a star... 1274 00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:44,520 ..and came to visit the baby Jesus. 1275 00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:45,440 ..and came to visit the baby Jesus. 1276 00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:47,040 Come on, Jess. 1277 00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:52,600 LAUGHTER 1278 00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:54,640 And also came three... Sorry. 1279 00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:55,640 And also came three... Sorry. 1280 00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:57,680 ..one king from the east bearing gifts. 1281 00:46:57,720 --> 00:46:59,160 ..one king from the east bearing gifts. 1282 00:47:00,240 --> 00:47:02,240 Gold, frankincense and myrrh. 1283 00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:03,680 Gold, frankincense and myrrh. 1284 00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:09,120 Oh! LAUGHTER 1285 00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:12,520 GASPS 1286 00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:14,440 Oops! 1287 00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:16,480 And so, like the shepherds and the kings, 1288 00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:18,000 And so, like the shepherds and the kings, 1289 00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:20,040 let's hope that we too can search for love and find it... 1290 00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:21,000 let's hope that we too can search for love and find it... 1291 00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:24,320 ..in whatever form it takes. 1292 00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:25,520 ..in whatever form it takes. 1293 00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:28,280 WHISPERS: Take a bow! 1294 00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:30,320 APPLAUSE, CHEERING 1295 00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:31,600 APPLAUSE, CHEERING 1296 00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:33,000 Bravo! 1297 00:47:38,720 --> 00:47:40,720 Thank you, Mrs Pumphrey. We couldn't have done it without you. 1298 00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:41,960 Thank you, Mrs Pumphrey. We couldn't have done it without you. 1299 00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:44,000 Oh, it was the tonic we all needed. 1300 00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:45,400 Hear, hear. Absolutely. 1301 00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:49,760 Tricki is as much a part of this family as anyone. 1302 00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:51,280 Tricki is as much a part of this family as anyone. 1303 00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:52,680 And so are you. 1304 00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:55,840 You're quite the talented writer. 1305 00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:57,880 Perhaps you should write some stories about him. 1306 00:47:57,920 --> 00:47:58,200 Perhaps you should write some stories about him. 1307 00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:02,960 That's not baby Jesus! 1308 00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:03,400 That's not baby Jesus! 1309 00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:05,440 LAUGHTER 1310 00:48:05,480 --> 00:48:06,680 LAUGHTER 1311 00:48:06,720 --> 00:48:08,080 Oh, Tricki! 1312 00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:21,800 ON RADIO: 'We Wish You A Merry Christmas' 1313 00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:22,040 ON RADIO: 'We Wish You A Merry Christmas' 1314 00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:25,000 I was half thinking you'd forgotten. Oh, Maggie, would I ever? 1315 00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:25,440 I was half thinking you'd forgotten. Oh, Maggie, would I ever? 1316 00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:27,480 Hurry up. We can start now! 1317 00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:28,200 Hurry up. We can start now! 1318 00:48:28,240 --> 00:48:30,240 MRS HALL: Right, come on, everyone. 1319 00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:30,880 MRS HALL: Right, come on, everyone. 1320 00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:32,920 There's a proper dinner to be won. Here we go. 1321 00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:33,520 There's a proper dinner to be won. Here we go. 1322 00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:35,080 Oh, no. No, no. 1323 00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:37,120 It's Geordie Pickersgill. Who's Geordie Pickersgill? 1324 00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:37,440 It's Geordie Pickersgill. Who's Geordie Pickersgill? 1325 00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:39,480 He's only the best darts player in Darrowby. Come on. 1326 00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:40,240 He's only the best darts player in Darrowby. Come on. 1327 00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:42,120 SIEGFRIED: He doesn't look that good. 1328 00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:44,000 Evening, all. 1329 00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:46,040 GLASS CLINKS 1330 00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:46,640 GLASS CLINKS 1331 00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:48,680 All right, everybody. I think we're all here now. 1332 00:48:48,720 --> 00:48:50,720 All right, everybody. I think we're all here now. 1333 00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:51,200 All right, everybody. I think we're all here now. 1334 00:48:51,240 --> 00:48:53,240 And I'm sure you all know what you're playing for - 1335 00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:54,840 And I'm sure you all know what you're playing for - 1336 00:48:54,880 --> 00:48:56,240 a prize turkey! 1337 00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:58,280 APPLAUSE 1338 00:48:58,320 --> 00:48:58,680 APPLAUSE 1339 00:48:58,720 --> 00:48:59,880 It's Around The Clock. 1340 00:48:59,920 --> 00:49:01,920 Each team have to hit one to 20 in order, and then the bullseye. 1341 00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:03,960 Each team have to hit one to 20 in order, and then the bullseye. 1342 00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:04,840 Each team have to hit one to 20 in order, and then the bullseye. 1343 00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:06,880 First one there wins. Oh, and no cheating, Tristan Farnon. 1344 00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:08,680 First one there wins. Oh, and no cheating, Tristan Farnon. 1345 00:49:08,720 --> 00:49:10,720 Damn, damn! Skeldale, you're up first. 1346 00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:12,280 Damn, damn! Skeldale, you're up first. 1347 00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:14,280 APPLAUSE 1348 00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:23,360 Yes! APPLAUSE 1349 00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:26,880 Oof, nearly. Close. 1350 00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:27,120 Oof, nearly. Close. 1351 00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:30,440 Yes! APPLAUSE 1352 00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:30,680 Yes! APPLAUSE 1353 00:49:35,240 --> 00:49:37,240 Well done, Uncle Siegfried! 1354 00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:37,440 Well done, Uncle Siegfried! 1355 00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:44,080 Pickersgill, you're up next. MAN:Come on, Pickers. 1356 00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:45,240 Pickersgill, you're up next. MAN:Come on, Pickers. 1357 00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:50,240 APPLAUSE 1358 00:49:52,680 --> 00:49:54,680 Please can I have a cuppa tea? You want a cup of tea? OK. 1359 00:49:54,720 --> 00:49:56,720 Please can I have a cuppa tea? You want a cup of tea? OK. 1360 00:49:56,760 --> 00:49:57,000 Please can I have a cuppa tea? You want a cup of tea? OK. 1361 00:49:57,040 --> 00:49:59,040 I want a cup of tea, and I'm hungry. 1362 00:49:59,080 --> 00:49:59,880 I want a cup of tea, and I'm hungry. 1363 00:49:59,920 --> 00:50:01,920 Ooh! What's this, then? 1364 00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:03,440 Ooh! What's this, then? 1365 00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:05,480 Ooh. Oh! 1366 00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:06,240 Ooh. Oh! 1367 00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:08,280 You know whose cake that is? 1368 00:50:08,320 --> 00:50:09,240 You know whose cake that is? 1369 00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:10,880 Yeah. Yeah, it's Jimmy's cake. 1370 00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:12,920 Yeah! In't your dad clever, eh? 1371 00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:13,160 Yeah! In't your dad clever, eh? 1372 00:50:14,240 --> 00:50:16,240 I think he can do that every year. 1373 00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:16,440 I think he can do that every year. 1374 00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:19,400 APPLAUSE 1375 00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:20,160 APPLAUSE 1376 00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:21,360 Here we go. 1377 00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:24,480 Go on, Tris! 1378 00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:26,520 TRISTAN BLOWS 1379 00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:26,840 TRISTAN BLOWS 1380 00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:29,560 GROANS 1381 00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:34,120 He only needs a 20 and then the bull to win. 1382 00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:35,680 He only needs a 20 and then the bull to win. 1383 00:50:35,720 --> 00:50:37,720 Surely not. Don't underestimate Pickersgill. 1384 00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:38,840 Surely not. Don't underestimate Pickersgill. 1385 00:50:38,880 --> 00:50:40,560 SHUSHING MAN:Go, Geordie. 1386 00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:42,600 CROWD: Ooh! 1387 00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:42,800 CROWD: Ooh! 1388 00:50:44,120 --> 00:50:46,080 I can't look. 1389 00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:47,520 CROWD: Ooh! 1390 00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:53,360 CHARLOTTE:He's missed! We've got a chance! 1391 00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:53,920 CHARLOTTE:He's missed! We've got a chance! 1392 00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:55,960 It's all down to you, Mrs H. 1393 00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:56,160 It's all down to you, Mrs H. 1394 00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:04,440 SIEGFRIED:Excuse me. 1395 00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:09,360 Dorothy. 1396 00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:15,160 I'm so glad you came. I'm glad you asked. 1397 00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:15,920 I'm so glad you came. I'm glad you asked. 1398 00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:17,960 I wasn't thinking yesterday. I meant to say I... 1399 00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:19,320 I wasn't thinking yesterday. I meant to say I... 1400 00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:21,360 I missed you. I missed you rather a lot. 1401 00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:22,840 I missed you. I missed you rather a lot. 1402 00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:26,160 TRISTAN:Nineteen! Yes! 1403 00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:26,440 TRISTAN:Nineteen! Yes! 1404 00:51:27,880 --> 00:51:29,520 THEY CHUCKLE 1405 00:51:29,560 --> 00:51:31,560 Do you remember what you told me? No? 1406 00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:31,880 Do you remember what you told me? No? 1407 00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:33,920 It's a parasite. Oh, God. 1408 00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:34,240 It's a parasite. Oh, God. 1409 00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:35,920 "Suffocates the life out of other plants". 1410 00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:37,480 Oh, no, I didn't, did I? Mm-hm. 1411 00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:41,760 TRISTAN:Twenty! 1412 00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:42,000 TRISTAN:Twenty! 1413 00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:43,720 MAGGIE:The bull. 1414 00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:45,760 The bull to win, Mrs H. 1415 00:51:45,800 --> 00:51:46,160 The bull to win, Mrs H. 1416 00:51:46,200 --> 00:51:48,200 The problem is, you never know when to stop talking. 1417 00:51:48,240 --> 00:51:50,240 The problem is, you never know when to stop talking. 1418 00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:50,480 The problem is, you never know when to stop talking. 1419 00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:04,800 CHEERING 1420 00:52:04,840 --> 00:52:05,000 CHEERING 1421 00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:08,840 TRISTAN:She's done it! She's jolly well done it! 1422 00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:09,160 TRISTAN:She's done it! She's jolly well done it! 1423 00:52:20,240 --> 00:52:22,240 Well done, Mrs Hall, how amazing! 1424 00:52:22,280 --> 00:52:24,280 Well done, Mrs Hall, how amazing! 1425 00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:24,800 Well done, Mrs Hall, how amazing! 1426 00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:26,320 Well done! 1427 00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:30,480 MAGGIE:Excuse me, coming through. 1428 00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:35,120 Team Skeldale are the winners! APPLAUSE 1429 00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:35,960 Team Skeldale are the winners! APPLAUSE 1430 00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:38,000 Congratulations, you get the winning prize! 1431 00:52:38,040 --> 00:52:39,880 Congratulations, you get the winning prize! 1432 00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:45,360 TURKEY GOBBLES 1433 00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:45,640 TURKEY GOBBLES 1434 00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:47,680 Is he ours? Really? I'm gonna call him Rudolph! 1435 00:52:47,720 --> 00:52:49,600 Is he ours? Really? I'm gonna call him Rudolph! 1436 00:52:49,640 --> 00:52:51,640 No, don't... don't give him a name. Hi, Rudolph. 1437 00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:52,480 No, don't... don't give him a name. Hi, Rudolph. 1438 00:52:52,520 --> 00:52:54,520 I'll look after you from now on. 1439 00:52:54,560 --> 00:52:54,960 I'll look after you from now on. 1440 00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:57,000 Erm, Maggie, it's still breathing. 1441 00:52:57,040 --> 00:52:57,880 Erm, Maggie, it's still breathing. 1442 00:52:57,920 --> 00:52:59,920 Best way of keeping it fresh. 1443 00:52:59,960 --> 00:53:00,160 Best way of keeping it fresh. 1444 00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:01,800 LAUGHTER 1445 00:53:01,840 --> 00:53:03,160 Come on, through here! 1446 00:53:04,520 --> 00:53:06,240 Everybody in. 1447 00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:12,120 You've probably noticed this fine tree here. 1448 00:53:12,160 --> 00:53:13,800 You've probably noticed this fine tree here. 1449 00:53:15,240 --> 00:53:17,240 As we know, because of the blackout, 1450 00:53:17,280 --> 00:53:19,280 As we know, because of the blackout, 1451 00:53:19,320 --> 00:53:19,600 As we know, because of the blackout, 1452 00:53:19,640 --> 00:53:21,640 many of us haven't bothered with Christmas lights for a while. 1453 00:53:21,680 --> 00:53:22,200 many of us haven't bothered with Christmas lights for a while. 1454 00:53:23,520 --> 00:53:24,640 But all of that... 1455 00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:29,160 ..that's all over. 1456 00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:34,760 And it's come at a price. 1457 00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:37,240 I'm sure you'll all join me 1458 00:53:37,280 --> 00:53:39,000 in raising your glasses to those we lost. 1459 00:53:41,080 --> 00:53:43,080 Let's hope their sacrifice wasn't in vain. 1460 00:53:43,120 --> 00:53:43,600 Let's hope their sacrifice wasn't in vain. 1461 00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:45,440 Let's hope that it means 1462 00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:47,480 the world doesn't go down this dark road again. 1463 00:53:47,520 --> 00:53:48,480 the world doesn't go down this dark road again. 1464 00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:50,520 And let's hope the year ahead 1465 00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:51,000 And let's hope the year ahead 1466 00:53:51,040 --> 00:53:53,040 brings us all the things we truly need. 1467 00:53:53,080 --> 00:53:53,960 brings us all the things we truly need. 1468 00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:56,000 Good tidings, comfort, and joy. 1469 00:53:56,040 --> 00:53:57,960 Good tidings, comfort, and joy. 1470 00:53:58,000 --> 00:53:59,360 ALL:Hear, hear. 1471 00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:07,120 CHEERING 1472 00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:09,120 Merry Christmas! 1473 00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:11,160 Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, everyone! 1474 00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:12,320 Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, everyone! 1475 00:54:13,480 --> 00:54:15,480 ALL: Merry Christmas. 1476 00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:15,680 ALL: Merry Christmas. 1477 00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:36,280 Merry Christmas, Rudolph. 1478 00:54:36,320 --> 00:54:36,600 Merry Christmas, Rudolph. 1479 00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:43,640 Come on, birthday boy! 1480 00:54:43,680 --> 00:54:45,680 ALL: Merry bloody Christmas! 1481 00:54:45,720 --> 00:54:47,680 ALL: Merry bloody Christmas! 1482 00:54:47,720 --> 00:54:49,160 LAUGHTER 1483 00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:51,200 TRISTAN:Murkey! TURKEY GOBBLES 1484 00:54:51,240 --> 00:54:51,880 TRISTAN:Murkey! TURKEY GOBBLES 117673