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Hm.

Plenty of time.

ooh, Frenchy.

I've always loved the French.

Dear Balun

balloon.

Balenciaga-ga

I'm in a jam.

Need some help.

My wife gets this weird sadness

on her birthday

just because she is moving further from your dreams

and closer to her death.

I know she's always wanted something of yours

so can you

send me the cheapest thing

with your label on it

as scarf

a piece of cloth with the price tag, even just the tag?

Just the tag?

that's crazy.

oh, it's just one of those American gags nobody gets.

Send him the dress

and the bill.

I've Never seen her so happy.

i don't care if this costs 88

dollars.

uh, Dad...

Yeah.

Ooh.

Ooh.

I.

Know

i have to return it

i just wanna

wear it once.

what if you sweat in it trust me to be graceful.

Attention memory book.

no!

Thanks for the dream.

I'll always remember those thirty minutes of feeling just a little special.

This is the saddest thing I've ever heard

and i grew up in the Soviet union.

This is exactly the kind of woman i want to reach.

Off we go to the style deprived.

Mesdames et messieurs,

we are now approaching Springfield no, no, please!

this can't be it.

Which Springfield is this?

land of Lincoln?

I'm sorry no

the birthplace of basketball?

No, it's this

Springfield.

I must rescue them

I want the world to see you real people in my show

so hold on to your chaise lounges

i'm inviting you all

to model my clothes

in Paris.

Didn't you hear?

i will fly you all to Paris.

Paris.

Paris.

Paris?

never heard of it.

How to reach them? what does it take?

They are opening a new KFC on the Champs-Élysées.

To Paris.

What is that horrible noise?

Shh, shh, we are starting.

Chief Clancy Wiggum.

Worst model Ihave ever seen.

Hmm, I Like it.

She likes it! Then I like it!

Then i love it! More than you are capable of loving anything!

Simpson.

You think that offends us?

this is France.

Patty and Selma.

Julio

and Skinner's mother.

Walk a runway?

It's so superficial.

Just this once. For research.

Lisa Simpson.

You can choose your own outfit

but quickly please.

No.

no.

Yes.

No.

Oh, why the hell not?

Twins

Sherri and Terri.

Where Is the model?

We're Running out of measuring tape.

Scat!

Exit

I'm

I'm eating fries here!

Holy crap.

I'm Beautiful.

Predictable.

May I have a translator?

Now i think

now i think.

from My own personal experience from my own personal

experience

you're gonna love this next model.

You are going to love this next model.

Honey you're

on.

Honey

you're on.

Marge to memory:

record this.

Oh my god.

Thank you

Marge i owe it all to you

is there

anything else Paris can do for you?

You name it

well...

I've always

heard how great a French kiss is

But I've never actually had one.

A what?

Okay first of all you have to make sure your mouth is open

-Right

Really?

And your breath is good

okay

got it.

Okay so open your mouth -oh okay.

Yeah very important. repeat that, please. -turn your head

counterclockwise hundred o'clock was

just do it you get it

was.

Most amazing Birthday any woman's ever had.

All that's missing is someone

to sing to me in French.

Ha.

Ha.

When's the next fashion week?

darling, this is Paris.

every minute is fashion week.

close Your mouth or die!

Not at one hundred dollars bottle.

Bierczok