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Look, I don't know why you're taking me back here.

Is there a problem?

Please have a seat.

It's been brought to my attention that...

You might be shoplifting inside my store.

Shoplifting? Yes.

And who would have brought this to your attention?

My employees.

Okay. Well, I haven't, and you're wasting your time.

Okay.

Do you have a name?

Why do I need to give you my name? At this point, you're already wasting my

time. Well, I don't bring people in here for nothing.

The reason I bring people in here is to find out who they are and what they're

doing in my store.

I am here to get school supplies.

Yeah? Yeah.

And I don't have to give you my name to shop in your store.

Well, when you're suspected of shoplifting, I like to get the

I feel like this is your day.

Well, if you have nothing to hide, you won't mind giving me some information.

God, I am done.

Okay.

Do you have ID?

No, I didn't bring my ID with me.

Do you have a last name, Jessica?

God.

You know, I'm never coming back to this store again.

This is unheard of.

Your last name?

Ryan.

You say you came in here to buy school supplies?

Yes. You a student?

I'm a teacher.

You're a teacher?

Hmm.

Okay.

What? I think you're teaching my kids school.

Hmm.

Um, I don't have any idea.

Hmm.

Well.

Like I said, my employees say they suspect you of stealing things.

That's why I brought you back here.

Okay, so your employee's a liar.

Well, in that case, you wouldn't mind me searching you.

Why would I let you search me?

Because you're suspected of stealing.

But I didn't steal anything.

Well, if that's the case, then you won't have a problem with me checking your

purse.

I feel like that's a violation of my private property.

Well, I can call the cops and they can come do it.

Why would you call the cops on this?

Because I don't tolerate stealing from my store.

Can I please go?

No, you can't.

I have things to do. I'm a busy woman, and I'm sorry your employee thinks that

stole something.

I didn't do anything, and I just... Well, if that's the case, then you won't

mind me searching your purse.

And if I find nothing, then you can be on your way. I do mind if you search my

purse. If you have nothing to hide, why do you have a problem with it? I mean,

it's either that or I call the cops.

Don't call the cops. It's just that it's my private property, and at this point,

you've already been wasting my time.

Would you rather have four cops come in here and waste your time?

If you have nothing to hide, we can be in and out with this in no time.

I don't want the police involved.

Did you put them in there so that I could purchase them?

You just walk around with this stuff?

These are things from my store. What the?

Come on.

You gave me a hard time and I did get this deal.

I have no idea how they got in there.

What?

Do you have anything else on you?

How would I have anything else on me?

I have no idea.

But this is what we're going to do. I did catch you stealing.

So now we're going to do a strip search and a cavity search.

A what?

A strip search and a cavity search. I feel like this is incredibly uncalled

Stealing from my stores that's uncalled for.

I'm happy to buy those.

You've lost that opportunity.

I just feel like it's highly inappropriate for a store owner,

whatever you, to want to strip search in a cavity search.

I need to see if you're walking out of here with more of my things. Don't you

need to be qualified to do these things? I am qualified.

Says who?

Says my...

I said your boss. Yes.

God. The people that employ me.

Look,

I feel like this is highly inappropriate, and I just, I am not

taking my job off for you. Well, then you can do it for the cops, and I'm

to call them right now.

Okay, okay, okay.

Let's not involve the cops.

At least let there be a female employee to do the strip search and cavity

search. We don't have a female.

I'm the only one here.

I feel like this is horribly inappropriate.

It'll be more inappropriate having four cops come in here and do it.

They're not going to be nearly as nice. Are you insinuating some sort of

gangbang or something?

Gangbang? Four cops? Why is a cavity search necessary?

To see if you have anything else hidden on you. How would I have hidden anything

else on myself?

Women do strange things for strange reasons.

Are you punking me right now?

Am I pumping you? This is insane. Does it seem pumped?

I really am uncomfortable taking my dress off for you.

Okay, I'm calling the cops. Okay. You can do it for them. Okay.

Fuck.

Stay over there. Fuck.

Who would have known the store is run by a fucking pervert?

And your son goes to my school?

I'm like, please remind me his name so then I can make sure he's never in my

class.

How could anything... That's if you had a job after this. How could anything be

in there?

I have no idea.

Safety pins, duct tape. Safety pins, duct tape. You have plenty of fucking

there. You could have glued something.

You know, it would be great.

That's not me or my store's problem.

Ah, nope.

Okay, some more, please.

Some more what?

I said full strip search and cavity.

Your teacher, he must understand what that means.

Shoes?

How would I hide anything in my shoes?

Oh, my God.

You're fucking ludicrous.

Wow.

You want to check my fucking hair, too, if I, like, snuck anything in there?

Oh, yeah, because I can hide so much in there.

God damn.

Hey, I don't need the attitude.

I'm not the one that got caught stealing. Look, I'm happy to pay for

should have paid for it to begin with.

Now you've got to pay consequences.

Okay.

It's either I do this or a bunch of officers come in. They take you to the

station. They do this.

Then you have a record. Then you lose your job. You lose any credibility as a

teacher whatsoever.

First, I need to take a mugshot.

A mugshot while I'm naked?

I'll get you from the head up. Don't you need, like, consent for that or

something? You are consenting.

I... Or you're going to jail.

Like I said, the next thing is a cavity search.

Are you fucking kidding me? I'm not kidding.

All right.

Just come over here.

Okay. Hands out.

Why do my hands have to be out?

I am sure there's nothing hidden inside my tits.

My legs either. There's really no way.

It's not like my legs have zippers.

You're just getting your fucking rocks off right now, aren't you?

I don't enjoy this at all.

So please give me the reasoning behind that.

I want to make sure you're not walking out of here with items from my store.

I can't hide things inside my tits.

That was groping.

Whatever. Whatever.

Just believe in it. It's the real job.

Turn it aside.

What kind of...

So

are we done yet? I mean... I'll let you know when we're done.

I... Obviously there's nothing in there, right?

Right?

I am really not comfortable with this.

Are we done yet?

Really?

spanking's a part of this whole training that you've gotten.

I feel like this is so unnecessary.

Well, when you do bad things, you gotta be punished.

Are you filming this right now? What the fuck? It's for identification purposes.

For identification purposes? Can you identify me by my vulva?

Yeah. What the fuck is this? Hey, can you cough for me, please?

Cough? Yeah, give me a cough.

I don't have testicles.

Are we done yet?

What the fuck are these?

They're what?

Are you fucking filming this?

What kind of pervert are you?

Like, do you actually work here?

Yeah, I work here.

What the fuck is this?

Don't worry, they're not on.

They look like they're totally recording.

We have cameras all throughout this place. The ones out front are on. That's

fucking joke.

I'm going to take what information I know, I'm going to go to my employees,

we're going to review the tapes again, and check your background, and I'll be

right back.

Great.

I didn't tell you to get dressed.

Look, what can I do to just make this go away and I can just leave?

Well, at this point, I would call the cop.

They'd come and arrest you.

We've caught you on video camera in the store.

I've caught you with the items on your person.

And I have right to have you arrested at this point.

What can I do?

So that this can just be forgotten and I can leave.

Well, I do have a suggestion.

What is that suggestion?

Maybe you could do some for me.

And what can I do for you?

I'm happy to pay more than any of that is actually worth.

I'll give your son free tutoring lessons.

I'll clean your fucking kitchen.

Give my son tutoring lessons. What are you going to teach him? How to shoplift?

Come on.

I have to pay for all of this out of my own pocket, and I don't pay teachers

shit.

Find another job. It's not my problem.

You realize that it's more than a full -time job to be a student.

You know that this is more than a full -time job to be a teacher, right? This

basically my entire life.

And that's still none of my problem.

Like I said, I'm happy to pay more than any of this is worth.

I can't.

Don't call the cops on this. I need to just leave and please forget about this.

Like, what can I do?

You know what kind of damage this does to your career, your life?

I call the cops.

They drag you in, fingerprint you. You spend probably the whole weekend in

Word gets out around all the schools, and I'll tell myself that you came in

stole from my store.

I don't want you teaching my kid how to be a criminal.

That's not what I teach.

What can I do? Actions speak louder than words. What can I do to make this go

away?

Number one, take your dress back off.

Number two, put your hands down.

The pain?

But I think by now you might know what you can do to get out of it.

Um, let you fondle me?

That's a start.

Okay.

I think you... I have an idea of what else to do.

You've already done the video of my puppy and taken pictures.

Like, what else could I possibly do for you?

What could you do for me? Think about that.

For me to do something for you.

It's a little hard to think under us. I'm sorry.

Please, be a little bit more specific.

Start by sucking my dick.

What? Are you kidding me?

I...

I'm a married woman, and I'm a respectable citizen.

I'm law -abiding except for, like, I'm tight on fucking money right now.

Everybody has hardships.

There's no excuse to come into my store and steal.

You say you're a teacher, you have a husband. You want all that ruined

you came in and decided to take from me and my store?

What kind of woman do you think I am?

A thief. That's what I think you are.

Now, I'm giving you an ultimatum here.

You can show me that you want to get out of here quickly and suck my dick.

Or I call the cops and suck all their dicks.

They're going to do a lot worse to you in jail than I will.

Then you'll have a record, no place to get a job, family will...

Stop talking to you?

I can't fucking do this.

Please, me, get out of here and never have to worry about this again.

Clock is ticking.

If I do this, you'll let me walk out, right?

Yeah.

Are you sure there's nothing else I can do?

Yeah, I'm sure.

Your

dick

is already out.

Mm -hmm.

I... You

have to excuse me. Want me to call?

All right.

See you soon.

Look, I haven't touched another guy's cock since I've been married for 10

I'm really uncomfortable with this.

I'm uncomfortable with you stealing, so as I said, the sooner the better.

Get done with this.

Like, really?

Yeah.

It's going to suck my dick. It's going to stroke him.

Like you want to get out of here.

Okay, okay, okay.

Really?

No.

No.

I can't have a video of my... I'm just texting.

Come on.

This video is just between you and me. No one will ever know about it. Like

blackmail?

Really?

Like you're going to blackmail your son's teacher?

Fuck me.

And we're done after this, right?

I'll consider it.

You'll consider it? What the fuck does that mean?

It means get the second.

Oh, fuck.

Really, my husband's cock is not as big, so please don't jam your dick down my

throat like that. It's a lot.

You're going to make me gag.

You just want me to fuck your dick? You really don't give a fuck, do you?

God, what kind of fucking sociopath are you?

done with your video now?

For now.

For now.

You want me to suck your dick from the desk?

I can't suck your dick from the desk.

You're not intending to fuck me, are you?

Have you... Have you gone deaf? I... I don't...

This... This is too much. Like, I...

not comfortable with this. You said to fuck your dick, and this is not fucking

your dick.

Well, alright, you know what happens then.

Now you're breaking things in my office.

I'm sorry.

I have the store owner wanting to fuck me because I stole some fucking school

supplies. Pardon me for not being super excited about this.

Well, maybe you'll think next time before stealing.

I can just leave after this.

I

can't

believe

you're filming us talking.

next PTA meeting.

You can leave my office.

You're not going to give me a paper towel or something?