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[music starts playing]

[door knocking]

Jenna.

Hello, my friend.

[door creaks]

Are you ready to go get some lunch?

[clap]

-Oh, hey! -What are you reading?

While I was waiting for you, I was reading this article

from Women's Health magazine.

-It's bullshit. -No, it's, it's not bullshit.

-Why are you like that? -What are these things?

-Okay, okay, okay. -So, this Dr. Gwendolyn Calatrava,

she's talking about, she, like-- Don't give me that face.

-Okay? -I'm your savior.

Okay. Okay. Fine. Girl!

Tell me about it.

So, you, you have to stop having sex.

But, you stopped releasing the she electrons

which you would like hold on to them.

You have wetter lips, softer skin, age-defying properties.

Is any of this like peer reviewed or anything?

-It's all sound garbage. -Girl, I'm serious.

Don't you want to live longer and like be sexier?

For who? Like my husband?

Yeah! I mean, you, you stop having sex for a little while

but then when you start having sex again, it's like even hotter and like...

you feel even better and wetter.

Yeah? Yeah? I know you are interested.

[chuckles]

I don't know if it's like for us though.

You know what I'm saying?

Okay.

I know we fucked up a couple of these.

But, I had to hide it--

We cheated on every single one of our diets.

Yeah. But this was different.

We don't even go to the gym together. We have like a joint membership.

Have we ever gone?

Girl.

Wetter pussy, okay? [whispering] Wetter pussy.

This one's different.

I mean, it's gonna give you better sex.

It's not just about like being skinnier.

Like having longer eyelashes. No, this is better sex.

This is worth it.

We can do this! If sex isn't worth it, then nothing else is worth it.

We're never gonna do anything if we don't do this one.

[April] You really think so?

Yeah!

I really, really think so.

Are you with me?

You know what?

We need to do anything we love.

That's what I'm talking about! [claps]

Alright, alright, alright

-Wetter pussy! -Wetter pussy!

[laughing]

[sighs]

We can't do this.

This is the worst.

Why do we even agree to this?

This is the literal worst.

What were we thinking?

I can't go on, at least, not without having sex.

[sighs]

I just can't.

I know, me either. Is it really worth having wetter pussy?

You can't use your pussy.

That is so freaking true.

We're talking kind of like, stipulation with this kind of diet.

Let's see, there's gotta be something.

Like it's like not all sex.

Yeah, 'cause if not, I'm literally not gonna make it.

I'm not gonna make it.

Let's see. [sighs]

That's interesting.

What's it say?

So it's only mentioning not having sex

with your boyfriend or husband.

-So, it's just getting men, just men. -Just men?

I think there must be something about men specifically that makes you release...

Okay.

So, like, women is still on the table?

Yeah, if you have sex with a woman, it's technically still in the protocol.

I've never really had sex with a woman before, so.

Me either.

But, it's like, it's like a cheat meal.

That's kinda cute. Okay.

Okay, our minds are a little bit more open to that now.

Um, well,

we need to like find woman to have sex with then.

Um, I'm a woman. You're a woman

And just have sex.

You, you and me?

[crosstalk]

Yeah!

As besties?

This is gonna be the only way we get through it.

I don't know how to pick up girls, do you?

I don't know how to eat a pussy, especially yours.

Okay.

I don't know either, but we just--

Just hear me out.

We're considering it.

So, this might be the only way to get through this week.

Okay, I do need some kind of sexual release.

I'm willing to consider it with you.

-Oh, thank you. -You're welcome.

I'm willing to consider it with you.

Okay, bestie.

[giggles]

So, then what are we doing?

You're gonna eat my pussy or something? That's crazy, that's so crazy.

I'm gonna eat your pussy and you're gonna eat my pussy

-Oh, my god! -Oh, my god!

I'm nervous.

Me too.

What if I not do it right?

What if I don't do it right?

I'm so horny. I don't even care.

Okay, let's do it.

This isn't gonna ruin our friendship or anything, right?

No way. You're so hot.

I don't care.

Thanks, Joe.

[giggles]

Your hands on me. That's kind of crazy.

[laughing]

I know this. Well, this is kind of hot

I always thought you were hot.

-Thank you, bestie. -You're welcome.

Oh, your titties feel so soft.

-Take them out? -I do.

[giggles]

Never seen this side of you before.

The lesbian side.

[moans]

It's really good.

Does it?

[laughing]

-Your titties are so soft. -Can I grab your ass?

Yes, please!

[moaning softly]

[moaning]

[laughing]

Well, I will unzip your dress.

-Yeah, I think that makes it easy. -Turn around.

-You do help me put it on, so... -You need my help.

-Take this off. -Yeah.

[giggles]

[giggles]

-Wow, you have a great body. -So, do you.

[giggles]

I was totally right.

Back at you

[giggles]

You're so sexy.

We're not going to destroy it.

Don't embarrass me.

[giggles]

This is why I'm not wearing underwear.

-You're so naughty. -Oh, not again!

[laughing]

-Hot. -Thank you.

-I guess I shouldn't be wearing these. -Just get naked, just get naked.

We're just gonna have some...

-We're just gonna have sex. -[giggles]

-I can't believe we're doing this. -Oh, my god!

It doesn't feel too crazy though.

Yeah.

Lay back.

I'm gonna taste you.

Wow, I'm nervous.

[laughing]

Yeah. Be good to me, okay?

[giggles]

It feels really good.

-Your pussy is so wet. -I'm sure it is.

That diet is already kicking.

It is.

I am not gonna waste a single she-electron.

[giggles]

[moaning]

Oh, your tongue looks so pretty on my pussy.

[moaning]

Oh, fuck! Yeah!

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, fuck!

[moaning]

Oh, yeah!

[giggles]

[moaning]

This pussy tastes so good.

You are suspiciously good at this.

-Mm-hmm! -You've been dreaming about it, huh?

-I kinda want to make you cum. -Your masterplan.

[moaning]

[moaning]

Yeah!

[gasping]

This pussy is so pretty.

Can I put my finger in?

[moaning]

Yeah, that's so fucking good.

[moaning]

[heavy breathing]

[moaning and gasping]

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, yes, babe! Fuck!

Oh, that feels so fucking good.

Yeah!

-Like that? -Oh, I like that a lot.

[moaning]

Oh, fuck! Yeah!

[moaning]

Oh, yeah!

-Um, your pussy is gripping my fingers. -I know.

This is so hot.

I haven't had sex for so long.

[moaning and gasping]

I like to see your ass shake while you do that, too.

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, fuck!

Yeah, baby, you're gonna make me cum like that.

[moaning and gasping]

Fuck!

[moaning]

Oh, yeah! Yeah!

Oh, fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

I'm coming. Yeah!

[moaning and gasping]

Look how wet those fingers are. [giggles]

Let me taste it.

[moaning]

Your body feels good.

You taste so good.

[kissing]

Can I taste your pussy?

-Please. [unintelligible] -Oh, my god!

-All along. -We have been friends for years.

That's so crazy.

Okay.

I wanna do it. I wanna do it too.

Oh, yes!

Such a gorgeous pussy.

[giggles]

[coughs]

That's why you hide the rest of your body.

You look so hot.

[giggles]

[gasping]

Oh, fuck!

Thank you.

[gasping]

-Am I doing it right? -Oh, yes!

You're so good with that.

Your tongue feels so good.

Oh, yes!

[gasping]

[moaning]

Oh, my god!

Fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

Yeah!

Oh, my god!

Fuck!

Um, look at that ass all perked out.

[giggles] You wanna see it jiggle?

[heavy breathing]

Oh, fuck!

Um, yeah, grind on my fucking face.

[moaning and gasping]

[moaning and gasping]

[moaning]

-Do you like when I do that? -Oh, yes!

Rub on that clit?

-Don't stop! Don't stop! -I wouldn't fucking stop!

[moaning]

Oh, I'm cumming.

You wanna cum for me?

Oh, I'm coming.

Cum.

[moaning]

Pretty fucking pussy.

It fits my whole hand.

-Oh, my god! I needed that so much. -I know.

That was pent up inside of you.

-I want more of your pussy. -Spit on these.

-And stick them inside you. -Mm-hmm.

-You're so good at that. -I think so.

I practice a lot on myself.

Yeah, I could tell.

-You've been practicing a lot. -I'm a chronic masturbator, okay?

-Oh, my god! -Your pussy is so fucking tight.

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, fuck!

-Yes! That feels so fucking good! -Just enjoy yourself.

[moaning]

Yes, yes.

[gasping]

[moaning]

RIght there.

[moaning]

Oh, yes!

[moaning]

[laughing]

Um... juicy, my favorite.

[laughing]

Oh, my god! Your pussy is so wet.

Thank you. [indistinct]

Sit on my face.

[laughing]

Such a pretty face too. Move here for a second.

You have pretty everything.

-Is that okay? -Oh, it's perfect.

Oh, I love to watch you suck it.

You are so hot.

[moaning]

-Can I ride your face? -Yeah, ride my tongue.

[moaning]

[gasping]

[moaning]

Oh, thank you. Fuck, yeah!

[gasping]

Oh, fuck!

Oh, right there.

Oh,, that's fucking perfect.

[moaning]

Oh, yeah!

I'm just gonna do whatever I want to your face, huh?

Yeah!

[moaning]

[spanks]

Yeah, spank my ass.

[spanks]

Oh, yeah!

Oh, fuck!

[spanks]

Oh, there it is.

[moaning and gasping]

[giggles]

Yeah, baby, that pussy is so fucking wet.

[moaning]

[moaning and gasping]

Yeah! Fuck!

You are gonna make me cum like that.

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, my god! Yes!

[moaning]

Oh, fuck, yeah!

Oh, look at that fucking juicy pussy.

[giggles]

You're so wet. This is soaking wet.

[chuckles]

Let's see how my asshole looks on your face.

-[laughing] -You stay right there, yes.

Oh, yes! It feels so fucking good.

You know, I do this to my husband a lot.

-Yeah? -You... you feel a lot better.

[gasping]

Fuck!

[moaning]

Oh, yeah! Fuck me with that tongue.

Fuck!

[gasping]

[gasping]

Yeah, baby!

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, I love the way that you're fingering me too.

God, that feels fucking good.

[moaning]

Oh, yeah, baby.

[moaning]

Oh, yes!

Oh, fuck! Yes! Yes!

[gasping]

Put your tongue right in my asshole. Yes!

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, yes!

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, my god!

Oh, I'm gonna cum. Yes!

[gasping]

[moaning]

Fuck!

Oh, you're so fucking good. [laughing]

How's my asshole taste?

-Delicious. -Can I taste?

Please.

[giggles]

[kissing]

You have such a good ass.

Yeah, I would like to taste that too.

It's only fair.

Look at your fucking body.

-You feel so good. -Yeah?

Yes!

-[Jenna] Your tongue feels amazing. -Yeah?

[Jenna] Fuck!

[Jenna moaning]

-Can I lick your asshole? -[Jenna] Yes, please.

Oh, that feels amazing.

[gasping]

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, fuck!

[moaning]

Fuck! It's a great ass.

[gasping]

Oh, yeah, yeah!

[spanking]

Fuck! You do it so good. [chuckles]

[moaning and gasping]

[spanks]

-This is gonna help? -Yes!

There you go.

[gasping]

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, fuck!

[giggles]

That is some ass there.

[unintelligible]

[gasping]

[moaning]

[gasping]

Yeah, touch yourself, babe.

Oh, my god!

Fuck! Yes!

[moaning]

[moaning and gasping]

-Fuck! I'm gonna fucking cum. -Mm-hmm?

[gasping]

[moaning]

[chuckles]

-Can you? -Yes! Okay, right.

[giggles]

[chuckles]

-Come sit on my pussy. -I always wanted to try that.

-Yeah. -I saw a video.

We're both so wet.

Okay, let's see.

Move it like this?

Yeah, just...

Oh, fuck! You're so hot.

[chuckles]

Um, I wanna put your pussy on mine so bad.

Maybe, like lie back.

-Oh, that feels great. -Yeah!

[gasping]

Fuck. You look so good.

Oh, my god! You're so fucking sexy.

[chuckles]

[moaning and gasping]

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, fuck, yes!

Oh, I like the way your pussy feels against mine.

[gasping]

You're so beautiful.

Fuck! You feel so good.

[moaning and gasping]

-The best fucking idea. -Oh, I know. I know.

It's just a cheat meal.

[moaning]

Fuck! It feels so sensitive. Fuck!

-It feel good? -Yes!

I like the way your bush feels on mine.

[moaning]

-Oh, fuck! -Yeah!

Oh, my god!

Oh, yeah! Right there. Fuck yeah!

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, my god! Fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

-Oh, it feels so good. -You like that?

[chuckles]

Oh, my god! You're sexy as fuck.

[moaning and gasping]

[moaning]

-Your pussy is dripping. -I can feel it. I'm embarrassed.

[laughing]

Don't be. You're so hot.

[moaning and gasping]

-I want you to cum all over my pussy. -You want me to cum?

-You give me permission to cum? -Please!

Oh, yeah! Keep talking like that.

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck, yes!

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, fuck! Yes, yes!

[moaning, giggling]

-Oh, fuck! -Oh, fuck! Baby.

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, my god! I'm dripping on your pussy.

[chuckles]

Oh, fuck!

Fuck!

-It wasn't too scary, you know? -[chuckles]

It felt amazing.

-Oh, we did not break the time. -Oh, we did not break it.

We're not quitters and we're not cheaters.

So, what are we gonna do about our husbands?

'Cause I know they're absolutely losing their minds right now.

[sighs]

Or maybe they can get together. [giggles]

I might be into that. I think I'd like to watch.

[giggles]

[spanks]

And we can keep our cheat meals going too.

-Win-win? -Let the boys be boys.

And girls be girls.

-Only if all diets were this easy. -Straight up!

[chuckles]

[music]