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Two Doors Down S7 Ep05

Oh, hello.Hi, Beth.
Just to say that's us back.

Thanks for keeping an eye on things
while we were away.

That's no problem.
How was it?

Oh, it was great, yeah. Wee bit of
a delay on the way back, but...

That's us just in now.
We've no' been to our beds.

The Vegas to Amsterdam was delayed,
so we missed our connection.

Oh, that's a shame.

But you had a good time?
It was brilliant, yeah.

It's like nowhere else we've ever
been. What was it like, Alan?

Food everywhere.

Right.

I'm
glad you enjoyed it.

We
did, it was great.

We've actually got a wee bit
of news, as well, Beth.

Oh! Oh, my goodness.

You got married?

Congratulations!

Aw,
you must be over the moon!

I am.
I can't believe it.

And what about you, Alan?
How are you feeling?

You
must be delighted.

ALAN YAWNS

Eh?

Oh, aye, sorry.
Aye, I am. I'm...

I'm made up.

Oh, it's
great news! It really is.

Oh, thanks, Eric.

ERIC CHUCKLES

So, you won't have seen
your mum yet?

No, but
I spoke to her on the phone.

She's thrilled to bits.
Ah.

It's really nice. We're going to go
and see her this afternoon.

And what about you, Alan?
Your mum will be happy, too.

I've
not actually told her yet.

You were texting her from the
airport, were you not?

Aye, that was just to tell her
I couldnae get her fags.

It is
such great news, Michelle.

You must be dying to leteveryone
know.I am.

I'm going to go through all the
pictures the photographer sent,

and then I'll do a big
poston Facebook.

Oh, that's a good idea. Save you
having to do a big phone round.

That's what my pal Davey did
when he was selling his Subaru.

Oh...

Michelle, would you mind if I let
Christine and Cathy know?

They'll be thrilled.
Oh...

Oh, yeah, go on. We'll probably
run into them anyway.

Come in and sit a wee
minute,come on.

Er, Beth, could you say
to Ian,as well?

Him and me have just been doing
so much chatting about weddings.

So, was this a spur-of-the-
momentthing, or...?

No, I
planned it all before we went.

And did you know?
No.

I didn't know anything about it
until the night before.

You did
well keeping it a secret.

I wasnae gonnae tell her till
the actual morning,

but I knew she'd want to shave
her legs and stuff.

PHONE CHIMES

Oh, that's Christine saying
she's going to pop in.

Aww...

QUIETLY:I thought
you said we wereonly coming to tell Beth

because
she'd taken our bins in.

Yeah, but we'll need to wait till
Christine comes in now.

OK?
Oh, for fuck...

Uh... Michelle was saying
they missed their connection

on the way back.
Oh, no.

Spent the night in Schiphol, then we
got the first flight in the morning.

Oh, bloody hell.
Did you get some sleep?

Naw. I've been awake for
nearly20 hours.

Oh, my goodness.
Did you not get any on the plane?

Nah.

They had all the Kung
Fu Pandas,Beth.

KNOCK AT DOOR

Well, you'd have had a wee bit of
time to kill in Amsterdam, then.

Aye,
a wee bit, Eric.

I thought I found a bit of hash
underneath my seat,

but it was just a bit of clingfilm
off a sandwich or something.

It gave us a chance to do a wee bit
of last-minute shopping, Eric.

Aye, I
got two litres of Grey Goose

and an ice-cube tray in the
shapeof wee tits.

DOOR SHUTS

Oh.

Here
they are, Mr and Mrs Edgar.

Oh, hi, Christine.

Right,
come on, let's have a look.

Oh, yes.

He's
not made a fool of you, hen.

That
is lovely, Alan.

Did
you get that in Vegas?

Naw.
H Samuel's in Braehead.

Oh,
that's a nice branch, that.

They helped to remove Irene's
ankle bracelet.

So,
you kept this a secret, eh?

CHRISTINE LAUGHS
color="#00ff00">So, had you this all planned?

No, I didn't know anything
about it.

I thought we were just
goingon holiday.

I booked
it all before we went.

So,
where did you have it?

The Paradise Wedding Chapel,
Las Vegas.

Oh,
that sounds lovely.

It was like something out
of a film,honestly.

Ah, he's an old romantic underneath
it all, eh?

Aw...

How
did you find that one, Alan?

Saw it
advertised during the boxing.

ALAN YAWNS

Sorry.

Can I get you a coffee,
or something?

Aye, on you go, Beth.
That might keep me going.

What's this?

Oh, they
missed their connection.

Had to spend the night in
Amsterdam airport.

Oh, no.

I've been awake for nearly 20 hours.
I'm absolutely shattered.

Have you had a chance to change
your underwear, though?

I always think that makes
youfeel fresher.

No, we just came straight here,
didn't we?Yeah.

Just black, Alan?
Cheers.

I'll
take one as well, Beth.

And
put milk in mine, will you?

I find that black coffee's quite
harsh on my stomach, Michelle,

not
to mention the pan.

Can
I get you something to eat?

No, I'm all right, actually. They
gave us vouchers in the airport,

so I had something there.
Right.

Ah, good they gave you
vouchers, eh?Mm.

At least you're getting something
to keep you going.

Yeah, I had a smoothie and Alan had
a slice of pizza and two Heineken.

So, how
are you doing, Christine?

Aye,
I'm good, Michelle.

I've
got quite a lot going on.

Did I tell you I've got a newpriest?
No, I don't think you did.

Where's
Father De Marco gone?

He's taking some time out for
some quiet reflection

over in Panama.

So,
who have you got now?

Father Kowalski.

Oh,
he is a breath of fresh air!

Such
a spiritual man.

Always up at the hospital,
does three masses on a Sunday,

and he's plastered the ceiling
in the side hall.

ALAN YAWNS

Sorry. I'll be all right once
I get this coffee into me.

I remember I had quite a delay
coming back from Jersey, Alan.

How long was that?

Oh, it was only 40 minutes, but it
meant that I missed Emmerdale.

There you go.

Oh...
Cheers.

Bless you, Beth.
Bless you.

So, did
you say you'd got photos?

Oh, yeah. The chapel had their
own photographer.

He sent them all over on email,
but we've just not had a chance

to properly
go through them yet.

Oh, well, that's something
to look forward to.

Aye...

So, it was just the two
of you,no family?

Just us. But we're going to have a
big party for friends and family,

seeing
as we didn't get a reception.

Ah.

So, what did you do on your
wedding night, then?

Out for a steak,
then we went to see the tigers.

Oh.

It was
a lovely meal, actually.

They made a real fuss of us,
didn't they?Oh, aye.

The
bread just kept coming.

DOORBELL RINGS

I'll go.

See they tigers, Alan,
do you think they're drugged?

Hey!
Hi, Eric.

Oh, is that for me?

Thanks very much!

ERIC GUFFAWS

No.

ERIC GROANS

Cheers.

ALAN YAWNS

Hey, hey, hey!

Here
they are, the newlyweds!

What
about this, then?

This
is big news, eh?

Well, I've actually not told
anyone apart from you lot yet,

so
don't say to anyone.

Don't
worry, Michelle.

Nobody I know would give
a shit anyway.

Was it a spur-of-the-moment
thing, was it?

Did you have a wee win at the
puggysand just think,

"I wonder what we could
dofor a laugh"?

No!

Alan
arranged it all.

Aye. You've got to book it all in
advance and fill a form out online,

apply
for a licence, reserve a slot.

Quite
a wee bit to it, then, Alan?

Aye.

No' as bad as my HGV renewal,
but no' far off it.

Well, we brought a wee
bottleof bubbly.

It's
not too early, is it?

Och, no, no. We're a wee bit
all over the place.

I've
been awake for 20 hours.

So, you've just been at it nonstop,
the pair of you, have you?

We missed our connection, so we had
to wait in Amsterdam overnight.

Oh, right...

Right,
I'll go and get some glasses.

Oh,
do you want help, Beth?

Uh...

Actually, erm, that'd be good.
Thanks, Cathy.

Oh, f...

Have you
ever been to Vegas, Beth?

No, we've
not, but I'd love to go.

The
hotels are amazing.

We stayed in the one with
the fountains.

Even the bidet had three
speedson it.

What do you think we should do
about a present for them?

Do you think maybe something
for the house?

Yeah.

Get her something from that.
..that Dunelm Mill.

She loves all that shit.
Hmm...

Do you want to try and think of
something a bit more personal?

A pen?

So what's it like, then? Is it
just like a proper church?

Aye.
Smaller. Flat roof.

It's got
pews and an organ, though.

You
know, like a crematorium?

Ah, I get you.

What
about the service?

Oh, that
was really good, actually.

They tailored it individually
towards each couple.

Aye, once they found out
we were Scottish,

they
put the Proclaimers on.

How
much they charge, Al?

$250,
plus tourist tax.

Oh,
here, that's not bad.

Plus,
I got the ring in a sale.

Right,
have I got enough glasses?

Yes.
Just get it open.

CORK POPS

That's so kind of you.
Gosh, look at us!

It's quite early in the day
to be drinking, isn't it?

Here, Cath, what was that place
we stayed in when we were there?

Bellagio.

That's it.

The
hotels are amazing.

The Bellagio,
Caesars Palace, Luxor.

Here,
where did you guys stay?

It
was a Best Western.

Oh, right.

Well, here's to you.

Congratulations
to the two of you.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Oh, let's
get a look at the ring!

Oh, that is nice.

That
really suits you.

Aw.
color="#00ff00"> H Samuel, Cath.

Uh-huh.

I tell you what, Michelle,
see if you have a sudden weight gain

and that gets too tight,
you get back into that branch

and they'll have it off you.
..SHE CLICKS FINGERS

...no problem.

So, what did you do on
the night itself?

Did you...
Did you hit the town?

Well, Alan had booked a really
beautiful restaurant, hadn't you?

Aye.

Honestly, the fillet steak,
I've never tasted anything like it.

And the staff were so nice,
they just made such a fuss of us.

Then we got picked up by a limousine
and it drove us through

all the streets,
past all the lights,

then
it dropped us at the show.

Straight
in, front-row seats.

Honestly, the whole night was
like a dream, wasn't it, Alan?

ALAN SNORES

Alan?

I tell
you where did a good burger.

Wimpy.
Remember Wimpy?

Oh,
I liked the Wimpy.

I used
to take Sophie in there.

Two cheeseburgers,
two large chips,

two
strawberry milkshakes,

and
while she was eating that,

I would go for a walk round
Littlewoods.

The portion sizes are enormous
over in the States.

They are, Eric.

I fuckin' loved it.

Oh.

Remember that bagel I
hadin New York?

The pastrami bagel?

Oh, I
loved watching him eat that.

He had his mouth open as wide
as it would possibly go, Beth.

That
was in that Katz's Deli.

Oh,
When Harry Met Sally...

That's the one.

Oh,
that's a great film.

Have I seen that?

It's the one where she fakes
an orgasm in the restaurant.

Could she no' just have left a
tip,like everybody else?

And then
we went up to Tiffany's.

Do
you remember that?

Aye, it wasn't an orgasm I had in
there, it was a heart attack.

THEY LAUGH

Breakfast At Tiffany's -
that's another great one.

Ah, see, a good breakfast,
that would get me going.

I'd love to go to New York.
Maybe that's next on the list.

Aye.

Pat's son went there,
and he says there were folks

spitting off the top of
the Empire State Building.

Would you go back to Vegas,
Michelle?

Yeah. I don't know, it feels like
there was so much more to it

that
we didn't get to see.

Oh, well, I mean,
there is the other side to it.

They don't call it Sin
Cityfor nothing.

We saw
prostitutes in a Starbucks.

Aye, getting a wee coffee,
keep them going.

I met
two in the hotel we were in.

What?
Aye.

I met
a couple of them in the hotel.

Where was I?

Well, see the night you went
to your bed early?

Mm-hm.
I was still wide awake,

so I just got up and went
for a walk.

How much were they wanting
off you, Alan?

You went for a walk during the night
and met two prostitutes?

Aye.

They were in the reception
talking to the wee porter guy.

They were nice.

It was them that told me about
the bus to the airport.

I
can't believe this.

See, they know all they timetables
inside out.

They do.

I've even seen them help folk
off with their cases.

Mm-hm.

ALAN SCOFFS

Nothing happened.

Mm-hm.

DOORBELL RINGS

Oh. That'll be Ian and Gordon.
I'll get it.

Hiya, Mum.
Hiya, Mrs Baird.

Oh,
look, they are lovely.

I was just saying to Cathy we're
going to have to think of something

to
give them as a present.

They had
some bird tables on offer.

I'll
add it to the list.

Hi.
color="#00ff00"> Hiya.

Oh, hi, Ian!

Congratulations.
Aw, thanks.

Aww!

Are they for me?

Duh.

Aww! Alan?

Congratulations,
Alan.

ALAN:
Cheers.

Congratulations, Alan.
Are we having a hug?

No,
we're not, that's OK.

I'll
take a hug, Gordon.

Right...

There, you see. Oh!

That
felt nice, didn't it, huh?

So, you kept this quiet.
When did you get back?

Just this morning.

Was it amazing?
It was, it was brilliant.

They
did it for $250, Gordon.

Was
that including your steaks?

We've
been hearing all about it.

Las Vegas, Ian.
Aye, I know!

Alan was with two prostitutes,
Gordon.

Och, that's just the sort of thing
that happens in Las Vegas.

Hey, what happens in Vegas
stays in Vegas.

Eh, Alan?

I
was only talking to them.

So,
where did you have it, then?

The
Paradise Wedding Chapel.

Oh, that
sounds proper Vegas, that.

They said it's a bit like
a crematorium.

You didn't do the old Elvis
thing,then?

Eh, no.

We saw
a couple doing that, though.

Getting it done by a guy
dressed as Elvis.

Well, that's a classic
Vegas wedding, that.

There's another place in America
we've been to.

We've been to Graceland,
haven't we, Cath?

We have, yes.

I've got a picture of Colin
on the toilet where he died.

Is
it plumbed in, Colin?

Or
was it purely decorative?

MICHELLE:
So, what about you guys?

What's the latest thoughts
on your wedding?

Oh, we keep going round in
circles,don't we?

Yeah, we looked at Loch Lomond,
but then we went off that.

Then we, uh, looked at renting
a big house in Wales.

Wales?

Oh, God! Beth!

What?The other
thing is findinga celebrant.

They're all mad busy.
Hmm.

Father
Kowalski might do it for you.

Oh, right?

Well, not on church premises,
obviously.

And not on a Saturday -
that's his day for tiling.

We're not really up for a
church ceremony, to be honest.

I don't know why people don't seem
to want a traditional wedding,

conducted
by a man of the cloth

followed
by a reception in a hotel

with a
purpose-built function suite.

That's
what my brother did.

Well, that's right.

Good for them.
color="#00ff00">And how are they getting on?

They're separated,
and she's just been sectioned.

Well, you could always do what
we did and go away somewhere.

Well,
maybe that's an idea, aye.

Cheap
flights to Poland just now.

You are
not going away somewhere.

Your
dad and I want to be there.

That's a point -
have you told your mum?

Yeah,
we've told her.

I mean, she was a wee bit
disappointed she didn't get

to
be there, but she's OK.

What about
all your mates and stuff?

I've
not told them yet.

I'm going to get one of our photos
and do a big post on Facebook,

going, "Look what we did
on holiday."

THEY LAUGH

They're all going to go
mad,aren't they?

When Andy Watt posted that video
of him in the sand buggy,

it got 346 likes.

So, we're going to have
a big party as well.

Oh, that'll be brilliant.
Count us in!

Here, the pair of you want
a wee glass of fizz?

Aye, go on, why not?
I'll get it.

Gosh, it's very early to be
drinking, isn't it?

Yeah,
it's brilliant.

Aww...!

Uh-oh.

Look, it's fine,
I'm not that bothered.

I AM bothered.
Colin, will you get another one?

I've
been awake for 20 hours.

Actually, 21 now.

Yeah, listen, we should
probably just head back

across
the road shortly.

Shut up, Michelle.
We've got to celebrate.

It's not every day you get married
and taken out for a steak.

Two
ticks, I'll no' be long.

ALAN SIGHS

HORN BEEPS

All righty.

Fuckin' tit.

So, what sort of thing are you
thinking about for your party, then?

We're thinking about making
itblack tie and gowns,

so we
can all get really glammed up.

Ooh!

CATHY:Oh, don't worry, Beth.
I'll help you.

I'll be able to wear one
ofmy bowties.

Uh-huh.

Oh, it'll be great to have
all your friends and family

together
in one place.

I know, I can't wait.
It's going to be amazing.

I might
go off the shoulder, Beth.

But I'll have my body-warmer on
standby in case there's a draught.

So, when are you thinking
of having it?

Oh, it's looking like probably
the first weekend in July.

The Saturday?
Yeah.

Isn't that...?
Oh, no!

We're away.

That's the weekend we're
in Barcelona.

Oh,
no, you're joking?

Oh, a lot of people will say
they're busy, Michelle.

Oh,
we're really sorry.

Uh... No, it's fine. We'll just
have a wee look at the dates

and
we'll see if we can move it.

DOOR SHUTS

Hey...!

Oh, my God!

AS ELVIS: Ah, thank you!
Thank you very much.

THEY LAUGH

Oh, my God!

REGULAR
VOICE: Viva Las Vegas, baby!

Where'd
you get that?

Oh, for a Halloween party
a few years back.

What
do you reckon, eh?

Oh, Col, give me a shot,
give me a shot.

All
right, there you go.

THEY LAUGH

# A little less conversation
a little more action, please... #

Brilliant!

BOTH:# All this
aggravationain't satisfactioning me... #

Take
a picture, take a picture!

Aye, there we go.

Right.
That looks brilliant!

Hey!

Look at that.
color="#00ff00"> Oh, yes.

Michelle, Michelle, come on,
let's get one with you.

Come on, Michelle.
No, I don't... Cathy, please.

That's you.

Get these on.
Oh? Oh.

Right, that's us.

Hey!

PHONE CAMERA CLICKS

Oh, brilliant.

Oh, get the wig, get the wig.
Oh, right, OK.

Oh, no, no, no, honestly.
Oh, yeah, come on.

Michelle,
you've been in Vegas!

Come on.

THEY CHUCKLE

Woohoo!

I feel stupid.
Well, you look brilliant.

Wait while
I take a picture of this.

Come on, Alan, now you.
Get up.

ALAN:
Naw.

Come
on, you big dozy baby.

Newlyweds.

Right, you!
Get in there.

Come on, now.
Say cheese.

FLATLY:
color="#00ff00"> Cheese.

Come on, you can do better
than that.

I'm
fuckin' knackered.

Right, come on.
Are you ready?

Cheese.
That's it!

What about one with the
ring,as well?

Oh, yes.
color="#00ff00"> Oh, hold on a minute.

I'd quite like a picture
of this,as well.

COLIN:
Alan, take her hand.

That's you.

Viva Las Vegas!

BOTH:
color="#00ff00"> Viva Las Vegas.

There
you go, brilliant.

Aw, that's nice.

It's a shame that we don't
havea wee jumpsuit

for
you, as well, Michelle.

Oh,
no, I think this is enough.

Right,
let's get this open.

You
guys haven't got drinks.

Beth?

BETH: What?

BOTTLE CLINKS

Glasses?

Oh, right, yes.

Eric, open this.
These acrylics are fresh on.

ALAN ASIDE:
Jesus Christ...

I know. We'll get away
after this one.

CORK POPS

ALL CHEER

Just as
well it's not all shook up!

ALL LAUGH

Don't
try to be funny, please, Eric.

Yeah...

There we go.
Ta.

Here,
get some for me, Beth, thanks.

All right?
Thank you, Dad.

Smashing.

Not
too much for Christine.

Thanks, Beth.

Right... Mm-hm.

Well,
here's to you, all the best.

Aw!Cheers.
All the best to you.

All the best.
color="#00ff00"> All the best.

Thanks, everyone.

BETH:
Congratulations.

Mm.

Oh, yeah.

So, did you tell them on the plane
that you were newlyweds?

Naw.
color="#00ff00"> You should have.

I told the crew of the SeaCat
that it was my birthday

and I got a free bowl of soup
and a tour of the bridge.

Ooh.

So, did they give you vows
or did you write your own?

Well, I thought about writing
our own, but when we saw

the ones they had,
they were actually really nice,

so
we just used them.

Do
you remember, Alan?

Uh...

Do you...?
Aye...

Do you, Alan Edgar,

take
Michelle Anne Young...

Take this woman.
What?

Take this woman,
Michelle Anne Young.

Oh,
shit, that's right.

Do you, Alan Edgar,
take this woman,

Michelle Anne Young,
to have and to...

Naw.

To
love and to cherish.

To
love and to cherish.

..
.to love and to cherish,

to
have and to hold...

..for ever?

From this day.
Oh, from this day!

Fuck's
sake, I'm so fuckin' tired.

...to have and to hold for
ever and ever,

from this day forward,
till death us do part.

Bang, ring on.

OTHERS CHEER

PHONE CHIMES

That you?

Yeah,
I'll get it later.

So,
what about your mum, Alan?

PHONE CHIMES

Oh.
Sorry, Beth. Excuse me.

Wait till
I just pop this on silent.

PHONE CHIMES

Ooh,
somebody's popular!

OTHERS CHUCKLE

What?

Uh...

Hang on, hang on...

What?!

Everything
all right, Michelle?

PHONE CHIMING

That's weird.
What is it?

I'm getting messages saying
congratulations.

What?
Mm?

PHONE CHIMES

How do they know?

I
haven't said anything.

No, no.

PHONE CHIMES

Oh, my God.

That picture...

That
picture's on Facebook.

What? The one that we
justtook there?

Yes.

PHONE CHIMES

How's that happened?

PHONE CHIMES

MICHELLE EXHALES

What?

PHONE CHIMES

Did you send that picture
to anyone,Christine?

Just to Sophie.

MICHELLE GROANS

How is she?

PHONE CHIMES

Can
I see your phone a minute?

Ha...

PHONE CHIMING

You've tagged her.

I've what?

You've posted it on Sophie's
timeline.

How
have I done that?

I don't know. But you thought you
were sending it just to her,

but you've
posted it on her timeline

and you've
tagged Michelle in it.

PHONE CHIMES

Mm-hm...

PHONE CHIMES

PHONE CHIMES

All
my friends, all my family,

everyone
on Facebook,

they all know now, because they
see me in my wedding ring

wearing
a fuckin' Elvis wig!

Oh, Michelle.

Oh, that's.
..a shame.

I wanted to post one of the
onesthat we had done.

Oh...!

MICHELLE SOBS

Oh...

Right...

It's OK.

And listen...

...folk will probably just
thinkyou're pished.

Uh-huh.

PHONE PINGS

Aw...

That's Sophie.

She
says congratulations.

Aw...

And Madison's wet her
pantsin the car.

Can
you take the picture down?

What's
the point now?

You could
put your own picture up?

Yeah. Why don't you put one of your
own ones up on Facebook?

Och,
I will at some point.

Why not do it now?

That's what everybody
will wantto see.

It's quite cool, doing a funny pic,
get them all talking,

then
post the real thing.

Oh,
well, that's a nice idea.

Och, all
my pictures are on my iPad.

Alan,
away and get the iPad.

We all want to see the pictures
anyway, don't we?

Yeah.
color="#00ff00"> Oh, aye, sure we do.

Mm-hm.
Yeah?

SIGHING:
Two ticks.

Here.

You
want a wee top-up?

Yeah, OK.

Aye,
that's the girl.

Drinking
always helps, Michelle.

Christine!

Bloody Facebook, eh?

You're
better off without it.

Hmm.

Look,
these things happen.

So, did
that go to all your friends?

Mm-hm.

And all your family?

Yeah.

From
just that one picture?

It's OK, Christine.

No, it's just wee Kowalski
also does gardens,

so that would be a good way
ofspreading the word.

DOOR SHUTS

Ah.

COLIN:
Oh, here he is.

Oh, right, let's get a
lookat them, eh?

Right...

MICHELLE LAUGHS

Where are they?

Uh...

Erm...

ALL EXCLAIM

That's
us outside the chapel.

Aw, look at that!

That DOES look like a crematorium,
doesn't it?

Mm-hm.

Oh, and
that's us signing the book.

Oh, look at you both
smiling there.

Oh, and these are the ones
from the restaurant.

Ooh.

Oh, wow.
Oh, aye.

They're big steaks, them.
Ooft!

ALAN:
Fuckin' massive.

Oh, I like this one.

Let's see.

They made the whole place stop
and do a big toast to us.

Aww.
It was so nice.

Aww...
You should post that one.

Yeah?

Yeah, you look so happy,
the two of you, in it.

I'm
going to post it.

Right. Erm...

Elvis
has left the building now...

.
..but look what we did

while
we were in Vegas.

Aw!
Oh, that's good, that's funny.

OK...

Erm...

Post...

SENT ALERT

Done!

Aw!
Hey!Great stuff.

Listen, Michelle, we were thinking,
we wanted to get you something,

you
know, as a wedding present.

No,
you don't need to do that.

OK, then.

So, how about we get that picture
you've just posted

blown
up and put in a nice frame

and then you can hang it somewhere
in your house?

That
would be so nice.

We would absolutely love that,
wouldn't we, Alan?

Oh, aye.
Let's get a look at it.

Oh, no way.

What?
Aye, it is...

It IS them.

Who?

The two
hookers I was talking to.

They're
standing right behind us.

What
are the chances of that?

MICHELLE WHIMPERS

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