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[opening theme music playing]
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[dramatic music plays]
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Operation Secluded Bathroom.
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Prepare for deployment.
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[Gumball groaning]
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Good. If I hold it any longer,
I'll be dropping diamonds.
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[strained groans]
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[squeaking]
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-[dance music plays]
-Mmm! Mmm-hmm.
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[dramatic music continues]
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[grunts]
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[Gumball groans]
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Wait. What's that?
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Huh. I don't know.
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Looks like a diary page?
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But why is it so wet?
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I think it's because
our plumber is the same guy
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who serves us lunch.
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[both yell]
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And fixes the roof!
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And takes care of the rats.
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Who'd leave diary pages
in front of the bathroom?
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"Wilson is my best friend,
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but today he told me
he loves me."
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[both gasp]
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But like,
who's Wilson's best friend?
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That would be Clare Cooper.
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Your janitor also keeps files
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on all
the students relationships.
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[both] Uh...
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Mmm...
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Take me out.
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Dude, we can't read this...
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here!
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But we can't read it
in the library.
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The place where stories
come to...
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[gasping for air]
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...die?
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We need to hide this
in something
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a little less suspicious.
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[in British accent]
"The British Empire
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and how it made
the world a better place."
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[in normal accent] Nothing
suspicious about that.
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[both laugh]
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[giggles]
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"Life at Elmore Junior High
is full of freaks, geeks
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and so called teachers.
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It's hard to find
a good friend,
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but luckily, I found mine.
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Wilson Bilson.
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Wilson is my best friend,
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but today
he told me he loves me.
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I didn't know what to say,
so I just stood there."
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Well, are you
just gonna stand there?
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I... I don't know what to say.
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She's got a way with words.
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Like, you're my friend.
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Friend? Friend.
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Sure, yeah. Okay, I get it.
I get it.
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[sighs]
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Guess I won't be
needing this anymore.
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-Ah...
-[Clare sighing]
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-[grunts]
-Mmm?
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Actually. Wait, wait, wait.
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This doesn't feel right.
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How about now?
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Yeah, that's better. [giggles]
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"Now, things are just awkward.
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Wilson's clearly avoiding me."
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-[gasps]
-Ah! [groaning]
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Ow!
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[whimpering]
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[Darwin continues reading]
"But what am I supposed to do?
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Besides, he knows
I have a boyfriend."
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[gasps]
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"Gregory."
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[Gregory laughing]
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[camera shutter clicking]
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Oh! Hey, babe.
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Sorry. Uh, let me get one
with you...
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taking the photo.
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[camera shutter clicks]
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Yeah! Listen,
I was thinking about prom.
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Oh! Did you finally pick out
a suit so we can coordinate?
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Nah, I want to go with this,
like, random cupcake instead.
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A hundred percent artificial
flavorings, baby.
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[gagging]
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So I was, like, thinking
we should break up.
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-Hmm?
-Ohh.
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Don't worry,
it's not me, it's you.
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I think you mean that
the other way around.
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Oh.
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Don't worry, it's not me,
It's you.
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Hmm.
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Uh...
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Guys, what do I do?
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-Dude, just run, dude! Run!
-Yeah, get out of there!
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Uh... Uh... Red-forty! Hike!
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-[panting]
-Ah! [groans]
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Oh, Anton,
let me help you up there.
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-Thanks.
-Listen, don't worry, man.
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Being made of paper,
I get flattened all the time.
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Oh...
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[gasps]
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Mmm-hmm...
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[nervously sighs]
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[gasps] Oh, no.
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She's in
[in singing voice] love!
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[squeals, giggles]
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Dude, we don't know that yet.
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-[gasping]
-[squirrel chittering]
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[both shudder]
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Point proven. Okay.
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"I'm at a total loss.
I don't know what to do.
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I think I need to go for a walk
to figure things out."
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[Clare] I mean, is it worth
risking our dime a dozen,
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adolescent friendship
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that'll fade by the time
we're in college
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for an earth-shattering
love story for the ages
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that will be remembered
long after we're dead?
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[sighs] I don't know
what to do.
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I just don't want to
hurt anyone.
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[explosion]
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[gasps]
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Wilson? You look rough.
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I... I guess I've just been
a little torn up recently.
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Wait, why are you cleaning out
your gym locker?
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Because gym class is over?
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And because I'm leaving Elmore
and joining military school.
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-What?
-Yeah, it's just, like...
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[tearfully] I just...
I just can't, like...
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You know,
like, I just... [crying]
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Wilson, give it to me straight!
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I can't just be friends.
It's too hard.
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Goodbye forever, Clare.
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Wilson!
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Ugh.
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Uh, but if you
change your mind,
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I'll be at the bus stop,
Friday after school.
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Hmm.
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Uh, it's coach's nap time.
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-[snoring]
-[grunts]
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[in British accent]
Then I shall abolish this law
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for the good of our country.
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Now banish him to the colonies,
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double the taxes
upon their land.
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[singing] Oh, le, diddly-doo.
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[in normal accent] Wait, what?
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Uh. no, dude, I think
you're just reading about
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-the British Empire now.
-Oh.
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Huh? Oh, what?
That was the last page.
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But I want to know
what happens next.
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Wait, today is Friday.
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[school bell rings]
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And now, after school!
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[trumpet music plays]
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Oh, no!
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Where's Clare? Where's Clare?
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[Clare] I'm right here.
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Yeah, I wanted to come
check out a book,
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but it seems
like the librarian...
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-[monitor flatlining]
-...might be checked out.
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Clare! Why aren't you
with your true love, Wilson?
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Wilson?
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I'm going out with Jared.
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[gasp] But we read your diary!
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Sorry. You're in love
with Wilson!
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Guys, guys,
I don't have a diary.
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I dump all my insecurities
onto Jared.
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That's right.
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Wait, Darwin. There's something
written on the back.
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Huh?
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"Help! I'm stuck
in the bathroom.
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Hurry! I have to pee.
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Wait. No,
I could do that in here."
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[both gasping]
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Whoa! Oh!
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-Whoa!
-Ohh!
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Man, this school.
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[knocking] Hey! Who's in there?
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Ah! It's me, Leslie!
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I think I got
my pot stuck. [cries]
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[both] Leslie?
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Well, are you just
gonna stand there?
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Ohh...
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So, I was thinking
we should break up.
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[people screaming]
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[whines]
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[heart beating]
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Welcome.
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I am the God of Extreme,
Over The Top Reactions.
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You have finally done enough
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to earn the key
to universal knowledge.
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We've got more
important things to do,
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like saving
a middle school crush
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from maybe not happening.
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[gasp] Whoa.
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[romantic instrumental
music playing]
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-No!
-[Gumball] Stop!
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No!
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We're too late. [cries]
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I knew we shouldn't
have done that
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romantic movie slow motion run.
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[both sobbing]
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[Tree Librarian] No, boys.
It was worth it.
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And hearing you so invested
in this romance
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has restored my faith
in reading
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and my job
as this school's librarian.
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And this story ain't over yet.
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Whoo-ha!
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[people screaming, groaning]
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Don't worry.
Military bus driver,
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used to this kind of stuff.
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[whistling]
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[Wilson] Hey,
what's going on out there?
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Wilson?
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[sighs]
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Wilson, why are you in there?
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Because my love
is like recycling,
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most of it just
goes in the trash, anyway.
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Oh, that was a heavy eye roll.
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Oh, that's lovely.
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Wilson, Leslie likes you.
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Yeah, right. He said
we were just friends.
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It's useless. [cries]
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Dude, dude, listen,
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We're young, you know,
we make mistakes.
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And love...
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it's a story written on pages
of a diary,
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written on pages made of...
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paper.
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See, it is true.
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[tearfully] It's exactly
what I look like.
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Okay, okay.
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Take me to him.
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[both grunting]
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-[Wilson gasps] Leslie?
-[Leslie] Wilson?
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[Leslie crying] Oh, Wilson,
I love you!
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[Wilson crying]
I... I love you too, Leslie!
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[kissing sounds]
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[crying]
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It's okay, dude, let it out.
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I already did.
I couldn't hold it any longer.
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[sobbing loudly]
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[closing theme music playing]
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