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Ta -da!

Oh, wow.

The world treatment.

It's good.

Oh, man, it's really tasty.

Who was just up in your bedroom?

Randy swung by. You know how he gets?

He swung by, he left, he didn't even say hi to me?

Oh. He was in a rush. He said for me to say hello to you, though.

I'm going to meet him at the movies soon.

Oh, by the way, your husband said he had to go back to the office in a rush.

Some kind of emergency.

I had a great dinner planned for us tonight.

Sorry, Mom.

I got plans.

Oh, nice robe.

You might want to pull it up a bit. It looks like something's falling out.

Oh.

Well... I guess that leaves

you and me.

I guess so.

Is that okay?

I mean, it'll give us...

Time to bond a little bit more.

Listen, I feel like we got off on the wrong foot. And it's really important to

me that we develop a good relationship.

Yeah, you know, I came in yesterday. I was really stressed out, so.

I'm sorry if I snapped on you or anything, you know?

Oh, you don't need to apologize.

You know, they say that the closest friends always start off fighting.

Hey, I'm going to make the greatest dinner ever.

You're going to have fun. I'm going to have fun.

We're going to have so much goddamn fun, we're not going to know what to do with

ourselves.

Okay.

Well, let me get started.

Okay.

Well, how is it?

It's amazing.

You didn't have to do this.

I wanted to.

You know, I see why my dad fell in love with you.

You're incredible.

I felt terrible about being such a jerk to you earlier.

Oh, stop. You don't have to keep apologizing.

I'm just glad we got past this.

So enough about that.

Tell me about your school life.

Do you have a girlfriend?

Well, kind of, but... But she doesn't

keep you happy?

No, nothing like that.

I guess I was just too caught up in school to really be the kind of

that she needed.

Well, you know...

You're pretty young, and you still need to have fun. Go out and experience life.

Date different women so you can actually figure out what you really want in a

woman. And these are the years you should just take advantage of

You're going to be a bad influence on me, aren't you?

Absolutely not.

I just look at it as a little motherly guidance.

You know, Heather's really happy that you're here and we've been able to bond

and that you guys bonded a little bit. She told me you guys were able to bond.

Yeah.

She's a real interesting, that one.

Well, I'd like to take a little credit for that.

After all, she does take after her mother.

You know what they say, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

They do say that.

So, listen, why don't you talk to me about yourself?

What is life like out in school for you?

Do you have a girlfriend?

Well, kind of, I mean.

She doesn't make you happy?

It's not really that.

I think I was just caught up in school and didn't really give her what she

needed. Well, it's understandable.

You're young.

You need to experience life and experience different women.

That way you can figure out for yourself what you truly want.

I'm a female.

What do you think?

You're going to be a bad influence on me, aren't you?

I wouldn't say that.

I look at it as motherly guidance.

Well, I don't know if that's the kind of guidance that my mother would have

given me, but I appreciate it.

Thank you.

Listen.

I think a lot of mothers are just not comfortable sharing the truth with their

children. But I, on the other hand, will be very, very honest with

you. Okay, son?

All right.

Wow.

Wow, this is really amazing.

You still have yet to see a lot more amazing things coming for me.

Oh, wow.

So, I'm going to go take a shower now. You know, it's been out all day and

stuff, so I really appreciate this. I mean, again, you didn't have to.

It was my pleasure.

I bet you wrote this.

Okay.

Oh.

She's really pretty.

Oh, shit.

Oh, that's my kitchen.

That's my kitchen.

Give me your time.

Oh shit.

Yes.

Oh my God.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, Jesus.

yeah yeah yeah

Thank you.

Shit.

Oh my God.

Yeah.

Oh, yes.

Thank you.

Oh.

Yes, yes, yes. Yeah.

Oh, my God. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah.

I told you.

You're going to be in a bad influence on me.

Was this considered a bad influence?

Yes. Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh my God.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

We don't have a suit.