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(Adapted from the novel "Counterattack" by Chai Ji Dan)

(Episode 20, Men are Like Menstruation:)

(You Think About It When It Hasn't Come, But Annoying When It's Here)

(The love between the frugal mom and son is as deep as the sea)

(A great debt of gratitude for raising me)

(From your nephew, Wang Yu Chun)

(Your good virtue last forever, always pure in heart)

(In memory of aunt, from your niece)

Let's go.

Stop crying.

My condolences.

(Offering to the Deceased)

I know.

I understand you two.

I'm just afraid.

I'm afraid that in the future,

you'll have a hard time.

My condolences.

Take good care of yourself.

I'll wait for you outside.

(Offering to the Deceased)

My condolences.

I'll get going.

Okay.

(From your son, Chi Cheng)

Wang Zhen.

I'll take you home.

This year's loquat harvest is abundant.

Da Qiong.

How come you're free to come home today?

I'll cook for you.

What do you want to eat?

I've decided.

I'll cook your favorite braised pork.

And some sliced potatoes.

(Fortune)

You're an adult now.

You must learn to take care of yourself.

Why are you here?

To laugh at you.

I heard...

Wang Zhen took Wang Shuo away.

Why aren't you going after him?

I haven't seen you upset enough.

How can I leave with Wang Shuo?

Fine.

Look.

Look all you want in one go.

Look at how thin you are now.

You used to be all right.

Now, you don't even look human.

You know what?

Seeing you like this now...

makes me feel so good.

Cry.

I'm here to see you cry today.

The more you cry, the happier I am.

You tricked me.

You deserve to suffer.

No one would feel bad for you.

(Sugar Figure Blowing)

Stop crying! Do you hear me?

I told you to stop crying.

Do you hear me?

Wei Wei.

Stop crying.

Don't cry.

All right.

That's enough, Wei Wei.

Don't cry.

Be good.

Be good.

Be good.

Don't go.

I'm not leaving.

I'll get you some tissues.

Don't go.

Okay.

I won't go.

I'm not leaving.

I won't leave.

Did you wipe your snot on my clothes?

I just changed into these clothes.

I don't care.

- I want you to stay with me. - Okay.

You have to stay with me.

How about this?

I'll travel with you in a couple of days.

What do you think?

Then why did you...

Why did you come to see me today?

I want to come whenever I want,

depending on how long...

I can bear you being away from me.

Then from now on,

don't ever leave me again.

I won't leave you again.

I won't.

I won't leave anymore.

Mom, wash your feet.

Wei Wei.

Stop watching TV.

I'm here. Isn't it enough to look at me?

Let me tell you.

I'm really good at cooking now.

Look.

It looks a bit ugly.

But it's still edible.

You don't like it?

Come on.

I'll take you out to eat something good.

What are you doing?

I'll take you out for a good meal.

My slippers.

Let's go.

You want to eat loquats?

Yes.

I'll pick some for you.

Here.

Okay. All right.

Don't eat it. Eat something else.

Watermelon.

I'll give you a piece.

It's better than that.

One more piece.

What song did you sing last time?

Let me think.

Do things as simply as you want

It's the philosophy my mom taught me

Mom.

Wei Wei, what's wrong?

I'm really speechless with the lyrics.

All right. Come on.

It's okay.

All right. I'm here.

Since you like grocery shopping so much,

why don't I open one for you?

You have no idea about the joy of grocery shopping.

We don't have to eat scrambled eggs tonight.

Wei Wei.

Here.

Try it.

You haven't paid.

We'll pay outside. Let's go.

Let's go. I'll take you to a bigger supermarket.

Mr. Chi.

You're still here?

Yes.

Come in.

You're still working overtime? It's so late.

I'm traveling with Mr. Wu in a few days.

I'm trying to catch up with work.

Then I might need to extend your overtime work...

for a few more minutes.

It's okay. Give it to me.

Our tax filing deadline is coming up.

The Finance personnel has something to do today,

so he went home and asked me to come to you.

Take a look first.

If there's no problem, please sign it.

Finance will file this tomorrow.

It should be fine.

Have you gone over it with Finance?

I have.

All right then.

(Taxpayer: Chi Cheng)

If there's nothing else, I'll get going then.

- Okay. Thank you. - I'm just doing my job.

- Bye. - Bye.

Wang Shuo...

has been gone for so long.

And he's still hiding Yue Yue so well.

Until now, Da Wei still can't find her.

Because...

the one who sent Yue Yue away after using her...

wasn't Wang Shuo.

It was me.

Darn.

It was you?

Do you have to be so surprised?

Gosh.

What are you up to?

Did you let Chi Cheng know,

then...

make him dump Wu Suo Wei?

You're not aware.

If we don't expose this matter about Yue Yue,

it'll be a threat to them sooner or later.

Why don't we take this opportunity to use her well?

They're both smart people.

They'll just...

get carried away with anger for a while.

After some time,

they'll slowly understand.

You old fox. You're the best.

Here.

Try the new product...

this old fox just created.

If you're opening a cake shop,

it will surely fail.

Eat it.

Okay.

Then I'll just have to sell my snake farm...

to make ends meet.

Aren't you going to be Chi Cheng's backup guy anymore?

What does it have to do with him?

I am...

doing this...

to save money for my marriage.

What an expensive wife.

Tell me. I'll ask her...

not to marry you to save you some money.

Of course I must give...

more betrothal gifts.

As long as he's willing to agree,

it's worth it.

It's worth it?

That won't make him say yes.

Are you ready?

Wei Wei.

Are you ready?

I'm ready. Let's go!

Go!

Be careful.

Nice!

- Is it exciting? - It's so exciting!

- Great! - Awesome!

Do you want to have more fun?

Yes!

Darn you!

Darn you!

Go to hell!

Forget it all!

Forget all your worries!

Forget them all!

- Fearless! - Fearless!

- Wu Suo Wei! - Wu Suo Wei!

It's so pretty!

Are you happy now?

Yes.

Wei Wei.

During our time apart,

did you miss me?

No.

What's wrong?

The last time we had a fight,

we were also apart for more than 10 days.

That's what you said too.

As you know,

sometimes,

the truth burns your mouth.

You were hiding something.

Rather than live in fear every day,

I think you should have just told me.

I haven't even settled the score with you...

for what you hid from me.

All right.

From now on,

let's not dwell on things.

When there's a problem, let's solve it.

Okay?

- Okay. - Come on.

Pinky promise.

- It's a deal. - It's a deal.

You're so childish.

Look, that's our house.

Our house is over there.

Hello?

Is this Property Management?

There's a power outage at my house.

Hello, I'm sorry.

There's a power outage in the whole building.

The circuit is under emergency repair.

It can only be restored tomorrow.

Hello?

Hey, Cheng Yu.

There's a power outage at my house.

- Can you... - Yes.

I'll pick you up right away.

What are you doing?

What now?

Guo Cheng Yu.

Get lost.

Three,

two...

Why are you still up?

Then...

What's on your mind?

Don't worry.

I won't try anything.

Go to sleep.

Good night.

Scoot over.

After traveling,

you became so old-fashioned when you came back.

Xiao Shuai is a neat freak.

How pretentious.

If you're poor like me,

you can use this too.

What are you doing?

Pretending to be poor?

Can you believe this?

He only gives me 10 yuan a month.

I can't even afford a lighter.

Don't you have a lighter?

I do have a lighter.

But I can't afford to fill it up.

You can't afford to fill it up?

Jiang Xiao Shuai was here last night, right?

You didn't do anything again, right?

Who...

Who said so?

Based on what I know about you,

if you succeeded,

he won't be able to walk out of this room.

Sometimes, knowing too much...

is not a good thing.

I already wired it.

(Your account received 50,000 yuan)

There's no need.

It's easy for me to get money behind his back.

I like...

his poor...

calculating ways.

I just think of it as coaxing a child.

Your child...

is quite hard to coax.

Thanks to all of you,

the company is able to achieve...

such amazing results in a short time.

Especially Lin Yan Rui.

Mr. Lin, thank you for your hard work.

No.

It's because of the great leadership from you guys.

I'd like to thank Mr. Wu and Mr. Chi...

for trusting and guiding me.

Thank you.

Here. I suggest...

let's make a toast to Mr. Wu and Mr. Chi. Okay?

- Okay. - Okay.

Here.

Bottoms up for me.

Let's continue working hard in the next half of the year.

- Okay? - Okay.

- Keep it up! - Work hard!

- We can do this! - Go for it!

Mr. Wu, Mr. Chi, I'll get going.

Bye.

Take care.

Okay. You guys should go too!

Mr. Wu, you're really rich now.

When I get rich,

I'll treat you...

to the best spicy hot pot in town.

But Guo Cheng Yu hasn't had it yet.

Guo Cheng Yu?

Hasn't he taken over the family business?

Darn it.

He hasn't slept with him yet?

What should we do then?

How about this?

Ask them out tomorrow.

Let's put on an act for Jiang Xiao Shuai.

We'll put on an act,

and Jiang Xiao Shuai will sleep with him.

Will that work?

Don't worry.

He'll surely thank you.

Tell him to drink less beer.

- Take his medicine on time. - Yes.

Okay. I'll get going.

You're here.

Take this medicine once every two days.

Take two pills each time before meals.

Remember to drink less beer next time.

Don't smoke. Quit it if you can.

Sir.

What's wrong?

I want to break up...

with Chi Cheng.

Why?

Could it be...

that love...

really can't withstand...

the test of time?

What do you mean?

Do you think...

he's tired of me?

He's so impatient with me.

Da Wei.

Love is...

a delicate thing.

Sometimes, being hot and cold...

is just a moment's decision.

Every man's androgenic hormone secretion volume is different.

When you think he's getting tired of you,

it's actually just an external symptom...

of insufficient androgenic hormone secretion volume.

It's fine, Da Wei.

Sir.

You think you're so good.

If I don't show my ultimate move,

it seems like it won't work.

Sir.

If it's really like what you said,

the androgenic hormone secretion...

is too low.

How did this happen?

Don't look at it.

Did he hurt you?

Sir.

Lower your voice.

There are other people here.

Last night,

when I was sleeping,

I accidentally kicked him in the face,

and he complained that I'm dirty,

so I fought with him.

Then he hit me.

Sir.

As you know,

I can't defeat him.

Darn it!

Who is he to say you're dirty?

We haven't even held him accountable...

for all the dirty things he did.

I can't believe he did that.

He...

He often compares me to you too.

He said I'm not as fit as you.

He even said...

I'm not half as reserved as you.

He's just trying to make you angry.

Don't stay at his place anymore.

Stay at my place.

Let's see what he'll do.

Thank you, Sir.

He's not worth it.

He's really not worth it.

All right.

That's enough.

It's okay.

It's all right.

Okay, be good.

Hugs for you.

I'm suddenly craving instant noodles.

(Contacts: Chi Cheng, Da Wei, Guo Cheng Yu, Mr. Li, Qiu Qiu)

(Guo Cheng Yu)

Lend me your phone to order takeout.

Men are like menstruation.

It's annoying when it comes,

but you think about it when it doesn't.

Xiao Shuai.

Xiao Shuai.

Xiao Shuai.

How is it going?

Xiao Shuai hasn't seen Cheng Yu...

for many days.

He must miss him.

When the time comes, you have to play along with me.

Do you hear me?

Wait. Your plan is too costly.

Wei Wei.

I'll give you one more day.

If you can't make it happen,

I'll drug Jiang Xiao Shuai...

and bring him to Guo Cheng Yu's bed.

No.

One day is too short.

At least three days. Three days, okay?

Anyway, I can put up with you being away from me...

for three days at most.

See what you can do.

Got it.

Da Wei, I need to use the toilet.

Are you in there?

I don't want to live anymore!

Da Wei!

Da Wei, come out!

Da Wei.

Why are you doing this, Da Wei?

- Da Wei, don't be stupid. - Chi Cheng.

- You'd better do well, - He's not worth it,

- or I'll kill you. - Da Wei.

Chi Cheng, you bastard!

Do you know Da Wei almost died?

Is he dead?

If he is, would I still come to you?

If he's dead, I'd get someone to stab you twice...

and bury you with him!

How did he die?

Tell me.

He almost drowned.

Did he do it for real...

and really choked in the water?

You and Guo Cheng Yu haven't slept together yet, right?

You know what?

Someone you can't feel...

and touch...

is even more appealing.

I also don't know why...

I want to sleep with everyone who is with Guo Cheng Yu.

Especially you.

Your appeal...

doesn't just attract Guo Cheng Yu.

You're making me feel tempted too.

Please go and see Wu Suo Wei first.

He's in a really bad mood right now.

Okay.

As long as you tell me to,

I'm willing to do it.

Let's go, Chi Cheng.

You didn't have to do it for real, Wei Wei.

Stop freaking crying!

Chi Cheng.

Da Wei.

Why don't you guys talk first?

I'm going out for a walk.

Stop crying!

You don't care even if I cry.

Stand up!

Why are you working so hard?

I have a cold.

I don't want to infect you.

How did you catch a cold?

I was in the bathtub for too long yesterday.

You're really asking for trouble.

For you,

I'm willing to do anything.

Are you doing this for me?

You're torturing me.

Da Wei! What's wrong?

Chi Cheng, why did you hit me?

Chi Cheng, I'm going to kill you!

Chi Cheng, let go of him!

Xiao Shuai, don't blame him.

Blame me if you have to.

Chi Cheng is right.

I'm shameless.

Yes, I'm a simp.

I deserve to die.

If I had half your reservedness,

I wouldn't have ended up like this,

Xiao Shuai.

How dare you talk to Da Wei like that?

Xiao Shuai!

Do you have a death wish?

What did he say that's wrong?

Simp?

Or that he's not reserved enough?

Let me freaking tell you, Chi Cheng.

I'm the shameless one.

I'm the simp.

I'm not freaking reserved at all!

I'm going to find Guo Cheng Yu now and sleep with him!

Xiao Shuai!

Don't go.

Don't let Guo Cheng Yu sleep with you.

If a man like Guo Cheng Yu gets you,

he won't cherish you anymore.

Let this be a lesson for you, Xiao Shuai.

Don't follow in my footsteps!

I'm going.

I want to see what will happen after I sleep with Guo Cheng Yu.

- Xiao Shuai! - Wu Suo Wei.

Don't go.

Let him go.

He doesn't have the guts to do it.

Chi Cheng.

Fine.

Just wait.

Sir!

He's gone.

He's finally gone.

I guess...

I've finished the mission early.

You're a good actor.

Tell me.

Could this be a trap...

your teacher set on purpose?

No.

He doesn't have the brains to come up with this.

You're right.

If he finds out,

he won't hold a grudge against you, right?

Why would he hold a grudge against me?

Back then,

if it weren't for him,

would I fall into your hands?

This is perfect. Now, I'll let him have a taste...

of his own medicine.

At the same time,

we'll let Guo Cheng Yu fix...

his gossiping habit.

- Here. - Done.

Have you had your fun in acting?

Xiao Shuai.

Let me explain.

What should I listen to?

That I don't have a brain or that I'm a gossip?

Sir!

I'm doomed. It's all over.

All our efforts are in vain.

No.

Plan B.

Plan B?

Will it work?

Hello?

Cheng Yu!

Chi Cheng and I originally wanted to make you...

and Xiao Shuai's happy life even more blissful.

But I think we ruined it.

I'm sorry,

Cheng Yu.

I'm sorry.

Cheng Yu...

Hello?

Cheng Yu.

(Bonus Clip)

- It's a deal. - It's a deal.

You're so childish.

Look, that's our house.

Our house is over there.

Why am I always the one doing this kind of thing?