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(Adapted from the novel "Counterattack" by Chai Ji Dan)

(Episode 7, Anyone Can Be Mad at Me But You)

Actually,

you really didn't have to drive me home.

I thought...

I'd come up and see if it's nice.

What's there to see?

It's nice.

Young Master Chi.

What haven't you seen before?

There's a lot.

(Yue Yue)

Go ahead.

Hubby, I miss you so much.

Can you come and keep me company?

Go.

Don't make her wait.

Can you really bear for me to go?

Goodness.

Don't forget.

Your dad still has your snakes.

Who told you that?

Xiao Gang.

What a tattletale.

You should go.

I'm going to take a shower.

That's good.

Let's take a shower together.

If you have time to waste on me,

your dad doesn't have time to waste on you.

- Go. - I won't.

Go.

Go.

You swing around so much...

that it confuses me.

(Medical Area Unauthorized Personnel Keep Out)

(Smoking is hazardous to health)

(Please don't smoke in prohibited areas)

This cigarette is good.

This way, please.

Mom.

Jia Li.

Yue Yue, you're here.

- Come here. - Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Chi.

Mrs. Chi, this is for you.

Isn't this the shawl I like a few days ago?

Look at you.

Didn't I tell you I don't want it?

Please accept it, Mrs. Chi.

This is a token from me.

I just got my salary yesterday. It's not much,

but it's enough to buy a shawl.

You silly girl.

If you spent all your salary on a shawl,

what would you eat and drink?

I don't spend that much alone.

I don't need to spend money much.

Mom.

Let's eat first.

Let's eat.

- Here. - Have a seat.

Don't be shy, Yue Yue.

I didn't expect Chi Cheng's sister to be so difficult to please.

(Stop dreaming, the Chis won't let someone like you marry their son)

Who sent this?

(Look at yourself, you can't pretend forever)

(You really think Chi Cheng's mom likes you? Dream on!)

Do they think they can scare me with a few lousy messages?

Then I've wasted my experience all these years.

We'll see.

Even if you want Chi Cheng to focus on more serious things,

you can't just find a random woman.

Look at how your brother is.

He's lucky to have a girlfriend.

Yue Yue...

may not come from a rich family,

but she's quite honest.

She looks nice too.

She's honest?

Can't you tell what she's like?

Don't talk nonsense.

You've only met her once.

What can you tell?

Miss, do you need anything?

If you want to listen, come in and listen openly.

Mrs. Chi, Chi Cheng left?

He said something came up.

Ignore him. Let's continue eating.

Here, have a seat.

Why is it you?

Are you disappointed...

that I'm not Chi Cheng?

Or are you disappointed...

that I'm not Yue Yue?

You already know?

Chi Cheng...

doesn't know this as of now.

But in the future,

that's hard to say.

What exactly do you want?

I like Jiang Xiao Shuai.

I want you to secretly matchmake us.

That's impossible.

You're such a playboy.

How can I let my teacher jump into a trap?

How is Jiang Xiao Shuai your teacher?

I...

So he's the one...

who's been helping you strategize behind the scenes.

Aren't you guys afraid...

that I'll tell Chi Cheng about this...

and ruin your plans?

You won't tell him.

Why not?

If you tell Chi Cheng...

and ruin our relationship,

Chi Cheng will continue to steal the person you like.

If you really like Jiang Xiao Shuai,

you wouldn't take this risk.

I've been sitting here all day.

My back is aching.

Xiao Shuai.

Xiao Shuai.

Why are you here?

Let's go.

I'll take you to get a massage.

Forget it.

I still have a lot of work to do.

I know a masseur nearby.

He's very professional.

He's much more professional than you, Sir?

Sir?

Go.

Sir?

Who's the teacher?

That's enough.

Stop talking in riddles.

I know everything.

Tell me.

If Chi Cheng finds out...

that you're the one strategizing behind the scenes,

who among you do you think will suffer more?

What's going on?

Don't threaten my teacher.

Xiao Shuai, listen to me.

This must be made clear sooner or later anyway.

At worst, I just won't take my revenge.

What about Chi Cheng?

Will he spare you?

Da Wei.

I really need to find someone...

for a massage.

Come on. Let's go get a massage.

It's okay. Don't worry.

Sir, you're good at massaging.

Where did you learn it?

Do you want to learn it?

It's very easy. I'll teach you.

Okay.

First, find the trapezius muscle.

- The trapezius muscle. - Rub it from the top down.

Mr. Guo.

Why don't you let him practice?

Can I...

do that?

Can I say no?

Come on.

Let's do it.

Slowly.

Sit down.

Find the trapezius muscle first.

The trapezius muscle.

That's right. A little lower.

Right here.

Come on. Rub it hard.

Then go down...

to the shoulder.

To the shoulder.

I remember this order.

Go on.

We'll leave first.

Let's go.

Does it feel good?

Yes.

Dr. Jiang, you're...

a miracle worker indeed.

Go. I won't serve you anymore.

You're the one who should go.

This is my bed.

Your bed is over there.

What's wrong with me?

Just pay the price I told you earlier...

to buy his snake eggs.

If you lose money,

I'll make it up to you.

Yes, Young Master Chi.

The snake eggs you recommended...

are definitely worth the price.

Take care, Young Master Chi.

Goodbye, Master Chi.

I can't believe he found a place of operation.

This business...

just breaks even.

It's a waste of effort.

Look at you,

what are you guys eating?

Yue Yue, if you didn't bring me here,

I wouldn't have come here.

It's hot, stuffy, and humid.

I think it's fine here.

My place is next to the highway.

It's so noisy every night that I can't sleep.

It's much quieter here.

How can you sleep with all the noise?

How about this?

Why don't you move here?

That way, the two of you...

can take care of each other.

No.

I'm used to living alone.

Can you live alone forever?

You have to get married and have kids.

I'm full.

Don't mind him. Listen to me.

Stay here tonight.

Don't go back and forth.

Mrs. Chi.

This is so embarrassing.

What's there to be embarrassed about?

I consider you my daughter-in-law.

Don't worry, Mrs. Chi.

I'll take good care of Chi Cheng for you.

You're such a nice girl.

(Five minutes ago)

What are you looking at?

Darn it.

I forgot to let Green-Eyed Monster out.

Come on.

Let's get some fresh air.

(Watch your son. Don't let him bother me again. I'm straight!)

Mrs. Chi.

Are you guys sleeping?

We're about to go to bed.

How is he treating you tonight?

Did you argue?

No.

Chi Cheng and I are good.

What's wrong?

Nothing.

I'm glad you didn't argue.

After some time, Chi Cheng will be going on a business trip.

You should go with him.

Make the most of it.

His dad and I are waiting to have grandchildren.

Mrs. Chi.

Chi Cheng and I...

are not married yet.

You can get married when you come back.

As long as you two get along,

nothing else matters.

Okay, Mrs. Chi.

I got it.

Chi Cheng and I will do our best.

Get some rest when you're not busy anymore.

Bye, Mrs. Chi.

Take the medicine three times a day.

One pill each time.

- Thank you, Dr. Xiao Shuai. - You're welcome.

I got 500,000 yuan.

It's good to have a rich heir as a boyfriend.

Money comes so easily.

This money has nothing to do with him.

It's the result of my own hard work.

You're right.

You're helping him kill an evil woman and look for a snake den.

It's only right that he gives you this benefit.

But I think...

you should give him something too.

After all, he helped you so much.

Last quarter's feeds cost was 69,000 yuan.

My junior's management cost was 100,000 yuan.

That's 170,000 yuan in total.

And the snake farm's electric bill, rent, and water bill.

Right. Last month, I borrowed 10,000 yuan from my mom.

If I sum them all up and subtract these,

there's only over 30,000 yuan left.

Over 30,000 yuan?

How about buying him a watch?

I'm unemployed now.

I need to have some living expenses.

Apart from living expenses, how much do you have left?

Over 5,000 yuan.

How about buying him some clothes?

No.

It's my mom's birthday next month.

I have to give her 2,000 yuan.

There's still over 3,000 yuan left.

How about buying him some razors?

That's not right.

I was too busy last week.

I hired three part-timers whom I haven't paid them yet.

Minus their salaries,

there's only 36 yuan left.

How about blowing 50 sugar figures for him?

No.

That's still a bit tiring.

Hey.

The box of cigarettes he gave you yesterday...

contains 50 cartons.

That's 30,000 yuan.

That's right.

I didn't think of that until you mentioned cigarettes.

Why don't I sell a pack of cigarettes...

and buy him an ashtray?

An ashtray?

I'll freaking beat you to death with an ashtray!

Bring me the ledger.

Bring it over and let me see it.

What's the 100,000 yuan for?

I can't spend this 100,000 yuan.

That's my personal savings.

The sound of these footsteps...

Chi Cheng.

Darn it.

"Elizabeth is sitting with her mother and sisters,"

"contemplating what she just heard."

"She isn't sure if she could tell everyone."

"At this moment,"

"Sir William Lucas arrived."

What are you doing here?

You knew I was coming.

Why are you dressed so seductively?

Watch your mouth.

This is a civilized place.

A civilized place?

Then may I ask...

how it bred such a seductive person like you?

Who are you calling seductive?

Don't you know...

who I'm calling seductive?

It's been days.

I've freaking missed you so much.

What are you doing?

Let go! I bought you a present.

Like heck you did.

I really did!

Fine.

I really bought one for you.

You're brushing me off with this piece of crap?

You don't want it? I don't even want to give it to you.

I want it.

Why did you hit me?

I'm checking if it's good.

You're a pervert.

It works quite well.

Is it real?

It's fake.

Class A.

That's good.

I've never used a fake one.

Put it on for me.

Don't you have hands?

My hands...

aren't as good as yours.

Put it on for me.

Fine.

Turn around.

I don't know how.

Fine.

I'm not leaving today.

Why?

You've trapped me.

How can I leave?

Let go.

Hey, this belt is quite sturdy.

Darn you.

Is this how you use the belt?

Don't freaking touch me.

What did you say?

Stop squeezing me.

Since you won't let me sleep with you, let me sleep comfortably.

No.

Da Bao.

I might go on a business trip tomorrow.

I'll be gone for four to five days.

Go then.

If you go, I can rest for a few days...

and do some serious work.

I'm going with my girlfriend.

That's good.

Think of it as a vacation.

What's wrong?

Are you mad?

I'm great.

Then turn around and look at me.

What's there to look at?

Chi Cheng.

Save it.

Don't you love this?

You...

Da Bao.

Anyone can be mad at me,

but you.

Why?

Because only when you're mad...

will I feel anxious.

Also,

I'll do...

as I promised.

Hey. What's going on?

Chi Cheng is going on a business trip.

Yue Yue is going with him.

Are you jealous?

Why would I be jealous?

Let me tell you.

Things are going the way I want them to.

I guess...

Chi Cheng's mom...

deliberately planned this business trip.

She got my text and couldn't take it anymore.

She wants Yue Yue to be her daughter-in-law right away.

She thinks she can turn Chi Cheng straight this way.

Your tactic is quite effective.

You're provoking Yue Yue on one hand.

On the other, you're provoking Chi Cheng's mom.

It's a two-pronged attack.

Yes. The later they come back, the better.

The later they come back, the more Yue Yue...

will hate Green-Eyed Monster.

Yue Yue already thinks...

that she's the daughter-in-law of the Chi family.

With her personality, once she benefits from it,

she'll get carried away.

When she comes back,

she'll surely try to get rid of Green-Eyed Monster.

So...

you want Yue Yue and Chi Cheng to spend more time together,

right?

Of course.

I'm going to check out the market.

Now, the snakes are going to be sold.

I'm going to welcome the second chapter of my life.

I'll get going.

Chi Cheng, you jerk!

Gang Zi.

Have you booked the hotel?

I got a business suite. Yue Yue already arrived.

If you don't want to share a bed with her,

you can sleep on the sofa.

You know me best.

By the way,

you told Wu Suo Wei...

about the snakes?

He asked me himself.

I just responded a bit.

I didn't tell him about the progress.

All right.

If he asks about the snakes again,

don't tell him.

I don't want him to worry.

There's nothing going on tonight.

- Go get some rest. - All right.

Surprise!

I didn't see anything.

Here's your suitcase.

Has he left?

Yes.

Your mom said...

our parents should meet in a couple of days...

to plan our wedding.

Tonight, should we...

What?

I thought he didn't come with you.

We came by car.

What's wrong?

I... I'm going to shower first.

What's wrong?

I had a nightmare.

I dreamed that you abandoned me.

Don't worry.

I won't abandon you.

You're the best.

Go to sleep.

One day,

I'm going to kill you, you beast.

Come, this way. I'll show you.

Sir, where's the snake section?

This way. Come on.

Up here. Take a look.

Sir.

This snake is no good either.

I can tell you're an expert.

Come here.

Let me show you this.

Look at this.

All the snakes here are valuable.

Where did you get these snakes?

Don't ask about that.

I won't trick you.

I don't dare to buy it then.

What if it's wild?

I won't be able to keep them alive.

It's a waste of money.

Don't worry.

I guarantee that they're all farmed.

Farmed?

Who's so capable...

of farming so many valuable snakes?

They must be smuggled.

Young man.

Are you really going to buy them?

I was going to.

But since you keep babbling,

I'm not confident about it.

Forget it.

Wait a minute.

Come back.

You're forcing me to tell the truth.

What do you mean?

If you're buying something...

that's not legitimate,

would you dare to buy it?

Come on. I'll tell you.

Do you have any leads on the snakes?

Yes.

Then you can just tell Chi Cheng about it.

Let him deal with it himself.

Anyway,

he's also just using Yue Yue to convince his dad.

If he finds them himself,

Yue Yue will be of no use to him.

No.

Why not?

Think about it.

If I tell Chi Cheng the truth,

Chi Cheng will do whatever it takes...

to get those snakes back.

When that happens,

Chi Cheng's conflict with his dad will escalate.

Chi Cheng and his dad...

His snakes...

will inevitably be taken again.

- They'll be taken again... - I think...

I should help him in secret.

That way,

we can get the snakes...

- and push the blame to his dad... - Get the snakes...

to get rid of future troubles.

Wu Suo Wei.

Do you want them to break up...

or do you want to be with him?

That's nonsense.

Of course I want them to break up.

Then why are you so worried about the snakes?

You're here for revenge,

not to help him save the snakes.

Well...

I'm just doing a good deed to accumulate merit.

Think about it.

I've sabotaged Chi Cheng so many times before.

Now, I finally have a chance to make it up to him.

I'm making it up to him.

Are you still going to proceed with the plan about Yue Yue?

Yes.

Why not?

Think about it.

- When she and Chi Cheng break up, - Chi Cheng.

- Yue Yue will definitely... - Chi Cheng.

Cry to Chi Cheng's mom.

- Chi Cheng's mom will surely... - Chi Cheng's mom.

- Vent her anger on Chi Cheng. - Chi Cheng.

Chi Cheng will definitely hate Yue Yue too...

and cut her off.

I seriously suspect...

that your love rival has changed.

Goodness, the weather is so hot.

All right.

Let's talk about practical things.

How do you plan...

to get the snakes...

out of the Group?

Like this.

(Bonus Clip)

Isn't this the brand Chi Cheng often wears?

I'll just go in and take a look.

I definitely won't buy anything.

In the future,

I'll earn this back from Chi Cheng.