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(Adapted from the novel "Counterattack" by Chai Ji Dan)

(Episode 2, Ex-Girlfriend's Current Boyfriend)

It's all thanks to your superb medical skills...

that Mr. Li recovered.

It's not that my medical skills are superb.

It's the mirror that's superb.

The mirror?

What's wrong, Da Wei?

Da Wei.

Say something.

I want to be alone for a while.

I'm okay.

You're the only female nurse?

Yes.

Why are you here again?

This is a clinic.

Can't I come here?

What's your illness?

What's your specialty?

I can get that illness now.

We're on lunch break.

We're closed for the time being.

A small clinic like yours...

still has a lunch break?

(Miraculous Healing)

What exactly do you want?

"Miraculous..."

"Healing."

Dr. Jiang.

Can you use your miraculous hands...

to heal me?

I'm best at curing shamelessness.

Are you healed now?

Yes.

Are you okay?

Xiao Shuai.

How do you do it?

That guy.

He likes you, doesn't he?

He came for a consultation to woo you, didn't he?

No, Da Wei. You've misunderstood.

Xiao Shuai.

I want you to be my teacher.

Teach me.

Teach you what?

Teach me...

how to bait men.

Bait men?

Who?

My ex-girlfriend's current boyfriend.

Since I was little,

no one dares to hit me...

except for Chi Cheng.

Yes.

If you ask me, don't mess with him.

He's obviously the type...

who won't accept hard or soft techniques.

So many people around you are pursuing you.

Why must you insist on him?

What do you know?

It's no fun to have things delivered to you.

It's more fun to snatch things from the jaws of the tiger.

And I have to get him as soon as I can.

If Chi Cheng...

snatches this stubborn guy away in the future,

Chi Cheng will suffer.

That's what happened.

He's so despicable.

Yes.

I heard from my colleague in the Storage Department...

that he dated men before.

If I manage to bait him,

Yue Yue will surely be upset.

When Chi Cheng finds out the truth,

he'll surely throw a fit too.

It's killing two birds with one stone.

Are you planning to pursue him?

No.

I'm going to bait him...

and make him pursue me.

If he were like that man earlier,

willing to take a slap from me just to chase after me,

that would be so satisfying.

You're good.

Xiao Shuai.

You have to help me.

I have to make a house call.

Dr. Xiao Shuai.

I'm serious.

I'm sincerely requesting you to help me.

If you had a girlfriend of three years,

and you saw her kiss another man,

you'd understand how painful this is for me now.

Then we need to act quickly.

Collect his personal information.

Investigate his background,

relationship history,

personality, and preferences.

Create a fool-proof...

Bait Plan.

So you're willing to help me?

I'll try.

Teacher!

Please accept your student's bow.

(Baiting Battle Plan)

Let's start our class.

Go ahead.

Chi Cheng,

28 years old,

rich heir,

loves to keep snakes.

He has a black-and-white kingsnake by his side, his favorite,

named Green-Eyed Monster.

He's very familiar with the snake market,

often holding snake fights.

He has a yellow python by his side named Yellow Dragon.

He's invincible in competitions.

His dad,

Chi Yuan Duan,

is the chairman of Yuanduan Machinery Manufacturing Group.

Darn it.

Chi Yuan Duan is his dad?

No wonder he can join any department he wants.

You're trying so hard to get in my way!

Don't be anxious.

Calm down.

Let's continue the class.

He has a lot of dating experience.

He doesn't have a steady partner.

Yue Yue.

Sit down.

Sit down.

Everything indicates that he has excellent kidney function.

Sexually, he's extremely strong.

He's one of the rare, rigorous men out there.

What do you think...

about that?

Good.

That's all?

How else should I feel?

That's not what I meant.

I mean,

there's hope for you to bait him.

It's just that once you succeed, it'll be a bit difficult.

You know what I mean, right?

After you two get together,

if he wants to do...

that kind of thing to you,

do you think...

you can take the initiative...

and get on top of him?

Of course!

I've been working out lately.

I must have good stamina.

However,

what do you mean by "get on top of him"?

It's time to show you...

my secret collection all these years.

All kinds of styles.

All kinds of flavors.

There's nothing you can't find.

I guarantee...

it'll blow your mind.

Darn!

You'll suffer in the future.

Teacher.

Have you...

done something like this before?

Seeing is believing.

Let's just test Chi Cheng directly.

Why isn't he here yet?

I don't know.

Logically, he should be here soon.

He's really here.

- I'll get going then. - Okay.

- We can do this. - We can do this.

Wait.

Why is it this guy again?

It's him again.

I'll get out and take a look.

It's you again.

No.

You have nothing.

Why are you still living so vigorously?

Get up.

I...

I can't take it anymore.

Hold this.

I can't take it anymore.

I'm exhausted.

Darn it.

He's so strong.

Wait.

Cool.

He's leaving.

You've seen him in person this time, right?

I thought I overestimated you.

Now, I think...

I've underestimated Chi Cheng.

Darn it.

I don't stand a chance to subdue him at all?

Maybe in your dreams.

Next, our plan is...

to create a chance encounter.

It's obvious...

who'll be on top.

I'll be on top?

Your physical appearance is not bad.

You just need to change your style.

What you're wearing now...

is too straight.

You have...

to look seductive.

Since Chi Cheng is wild,

you can tell he's very aggressive.

So you have to seduce him a bit.

The back of your neck.

Stick out your rear like this.

Stick out my rear?

How do I stick out my rear?

Here he comes. Chi Cheng is here.

Charge!

It's your first time here, right?

I've never seen you before.

Look at your tiny waist.

Don't touch me!

Don't touch you?

If I had your waist,

I'd have plenty of men after me.

- Stop pretending. - I'm straight!

Why are you dressed so coquettishly?

Ever since he pushed that cart last time,

no matter how much I flirted with him,

he wouldn't even look at me.

Xiao Shuai.

Do you think...

I can't do it?

A man can't say that about himself.

Cheer up.

I...

got some new information.

Besides keeping snakes,

Chi Cheng's biggest hobby is...

playing basketball.

If he has nothing important to do,

he'll show up at 5:30pm sharp...

in the biggest basketball court in the city every day.

Why isn't he here yet?

Nice shot. One more.

- Let me try. - Where is he?

You missed.

- Come on. - He's here.

Here.

Let's take a break.

No. One more.

Hey, handsome.

Pass me the ball.

It's you again?

What's the matter?

Only you can play here,

and I can't?

Does your family own this basketball court?

Come on.

Don't go easy on me.

Help me up.

I'm busy. I'll get going.

Now,

I should disappear for a few days...

to bait him.

(After three days)

Here. Catch.

Shoot one.

Young Master Chi.

Let's play for a while.

I'm not playing.

Fine.

You haven't come for a while.

You're so concerned about me.

Your shoelace is untied.

Are you freaking out of your mind?

You're crazy.

Thank you.

Why are you thanking me?

When it rained that day, you helped me push the cart.

The boss wanted what was on that cart.

If it weren't for you,

I'd be dead by now.

Are you spending so much time with me...

just to thank me?

You gave me dried tofu...

and milk candies.

Now, it's a lollipop.

Do you think I'm a three-year-old?

What do you know?

Candies put you in a good mood.

Is there any progress on the snake?

I wanted to update you about it.

- There's progress. - Here.

I've asked around.

Tomorrow, I'll become an apprentice...

to learn how to keep snakes.

(Wang's Snake Farm)

Let's drink

To our victory today

Unfulfilled ambitions

Hello.

May I know where Mr. Wang is?

I'm him.

- What's up? - Are you Mr. Wang?

I heard you're best at keeping snakes,

so I'm here to learn from you.

Be quick.

It's fine. Take it slow.

Like this.

There you go.

- You're awesome. - Gentler.

Goodness.

Gosh.

Are you okay?

Nice.

You're awesome.

You can do it.

Darn, nice one.

You're good at it now.

- Is it fun? - Of course.

It's so much fun.

Didn't you already thank me?

Why did you still come here?

Who said I'm here for you?

What are you doing?

He won't just eat what others give him.

You're useless,

always embarrassing me.

What do you think?

Don't be envious.

I have a gift for you too.

Here.

(Da Bao SOD Honey)

I'll call you Da Bao from now on.

Why?

I see you every day.

Give it back if you don't want it.

Listen, don't think those imported skincare products are that good.

No matter how good they are, they're not as good as this.

I can't even bear to give it to you.

I want it.

Fine.

Why pull me?

Give me your hand.

Take it.

I'll get going.

Let's celebrate the success of my snake training.

Also, I bought 200 king ratsnakes from the snake farm,

rented two bungalows,

and hired a junior to look after them for me.

Now, I just need to come up with a trap...

for Chi Cheng to jump into.

Very good.

After strategizing for so long, we should have a result.

How are things at the basketball court?

Are you still working on your roundabout tactics?

I get close when I should...

and build up the emotions.

Only then can I escape unscathed when the time comes.

I told you, my goal is to bait him,

not pursue him.

What if you don't have enough firepower...

and can't bait him...

after the flirting period is over?

All your efforts for days...

will go to waste.

It won't. I guarantee.

In three days,

he'll surely come to this place.

Shuai Shuai.

Mr. Li.

You can't walk well.

I told you, I'll just do a house call.

- I'm fine. - What's up?

Are you here for Zhang Mei Li again?

Yes.

- Here. - Don't tell anyone.

Come on, Mr. Li.

Come and sit here.

I want to sit here. I'll just sit here.

Okay.

Here, slowly.

Put it there.

Miss.

You're recovering well.

I'll prescribe more for you.

Okay.

Ma'am, just take this.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

- Xiao Shuai. - Xiao Shuai.

Help me check what's wrong with this phone.

Here, ma'am. Let me see.

This one.

Then click here.

It's done.

Okay, thank you.

- Is it okay now? - Yes.

- Thank you. - Is this a clinic...

or a community service center?

Can I help you with something?

If not, just leave.

You're so caring.

Share some care with me.

You...

don't need it.

Green-Eyed Monster.

You must be hungry.

Here.

Time to eat.

Eat up.

Green-Eyed Monster.

Wu Suo Wei just fed you once,

and you're being picky with food now?

How long has it been since he visited you?

Eat.

You're doing this on purpose.

Wu Suo Wei.

So cool!

Young Master Chi.

You haven't been here in a while. You seem to be in a bad mood.

Young Master Chi is here.

Leave me alone.

You still haven't found...

your snakes?

What's the matter?

No one fights snakes with you,

and you're itching to do it?

There's still one left.

It's a gift from Wang Shuo indeed.

It's like your freaking belt.

You wear it everywhere you go.

Don't you freaking mention that name.

I met a new boy recently.

He really has pizzazz.

Later on,

after I get him,

remember to sleep with my boyfriend.

Teacher, good morning.

Go and get changed.

- Patients are coming in a while. - It's fine.

I'll take a shower now.

Why are you still wearing this when there's a hole in it?

Even if my shorts have a hole,

it's pure cotton.

It's very comfortable to sleep in.

I'll give you one to try it out.

It hasn't even been three days, and Chi Cheng is already here.

Look at how I look.

Xiao Shuai, cover for me for two minutes.

I'm going to hide first.

Okay.

Hello.

Where do you feel unwell?

Where's Wu Suo Wei?

He's not here.

May I ask why you're looking for him?

He's probably gone.

What do you want?

I'm warning you. This is a restroom, not a living room.

What if I'm taking a dump in there?

What if it's not me, who's in here, but a girl?

You have such good taste.

Mind your image.

I'm going to take a shower.

Please leave.

Okay.

- I'll wait for you outside. - Okay.

What are you doing?

You...

Tell me.

What do you want?

Er Bao is sick.

I want you to treat him.

Er Bao?

Why did you bring me here if he's sick?

Also,

you should give back what you owe me.

What do I owe you?

Dried tofu.

Jelly.

Braised eggs.

Lollipop.

Darn you.

Those were my gifts to you!

Why do I owe them to you?

I'm asking you.

I got no more.

Go buy some then.

No.

Why didn't you come to play in the past couple of days?

I didn't feel like it,

so I didn't go.

Why did you play before then?

Say something.

Don't get so close to him.

He has a cold. Don't catch it.

You have a cold?

Don't listen to him.

I'm fine.

You went out in the storm...

and came back all sweaty.

How could you not catch a cold?

To catch a wild rat...

for your beloved pet,

he even fell into a ditch...

and came back with a fever of 40 degrees Celsius.

Xiao Shuai, stop it.

Being cheap is so addictive.

You're wearing shorts with a hole,

but shoving good stuff into other people's pockets.

You don't even dare to go out with a cold,

fearing that you'll infect others.

Mr. Macho.

If he really froze to death in the ditch,

the world of simps...

would suffer a big loss.

Mr. Wu!

He came just at the right time.

Mr. Wu.

More than a dozen of our snakes died again.

What?

- Hurry up and take a look. - How did they die again?

Your snakes won't live long.

Why?

When I bought them, my teacher said they were wild snakes.

They have to be given wild feeds.

I gave them wild feeds the whole time.

I only gave them artificial feeds twice.

It has nothing to do with the feeds.

It's the breed.

You were tricked.

That's impossible.

I was an apprentice there for so long.

I know them well.

They wouldn't trick people who know them well.

They must have eaten something wrong.

Which one was it?

Wang's Snake Farm.

Ask around.

They have a good reputation.

Just wait.

Wu Suo Wei, we're in trouble.

Our snakes died again.

It's fine.

Just keep an eye on them for me.

I'll suffer the losses...

and share the profits with you.

Don't worry.

Thank you for your hard work.

What's going on?

Did you not learn how to keep snakes properly?

No.

There's something wrong with that batch of snakes.

They're laced with sand.

They'll be dead in less than a month.

Darn it.

Snake farmers nowadays are so unscrupulous.

Nowadays, most farms...

use the excuse of passing on their skills...

to recruit apprentices.

Their real purpose is to collect tuition fees...

and sell high-priced snake eggs.

Then why did you buy them?

To...

bait someone.

Don't tell me you're going to lose money...

just to get close to him.

No. I won't lose money with Chi Cheng around.

Won't the good persona you've worked so hard to create...

be destroyed?

You're wrong.

If you're too nice, people will think you're fake.

But having a little wickedness that's easy to see through...

makes you more attractive.

I knew he'd take the bait.

(Bonus Clip)

I'll get going.

Young Master Chi.

Why are you laughing?

Someone's going to play tricks.