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Hey, stepdaddy. Is it okay if Coco comes with me? Yeah, no problem. You don't

have to ask about her. Thank you. All right.

I'm going upstairs.

Okay, you two enjoy.

You got it. She'll be here soon.

Okay.

Hey, where's my favorite little stepdaughter running off to today?

I'm going to Penelope's house.

Oh, you're always hanging over at Penelope's.

Yeah, she's so sweet. I love her. Well, I got to go, okay?

Okay. I'll talk to you later.

Yeah, have fun.

Stay out of trouble.

So, have you seen the new guy at school, James?

I have. He's so hot. He is.

I got his phone number.

Oh my gosh, you did?

I did. Do you want to send him some, you know, some naughtier pictures?

No, I can't do that.

Well, let's just send cute pictures then.

Okay, I can do that.

I thought these weren't supposed to be naughty.

Are your parents home? My mom's out of town right now, but my dad's home.

Is your stomach hurting, too, from that taco place earlier?

No, not at all. My stomach's really hurting. Yeah, it's weird. I get the

thing every time.

Oh, shit. I'm sorry.

Yeah, it's fine. I'm going to go to the bathroom, though. Okay.

They're supposed to be healthy.

That's fine. What did you tell her?

Don't worry about it.

How much time do we have, you think?

A long while.

You gotta be quiet.

You gotta

be

quiet though. She's in another room.

She can't hear.

That taco place must have really gone through shit.

Why is she texting my dad?

Wait.

That's my fucking dad.

She's fucking my dad?

Oh god.

Oh.

Oh, God.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

My eyes.

Oh, gross.

Oh, God.

All right, I'll clean up.

She knows, is that right?

Did you move my phone?

No, I didn't move it at all.

Okay.

What are you doing, Will?

Nothing.

Oh.

What about that boy, James? Did he respond?

No.

So, I was thinking we could go shopping tomorrow. Are you down?

I can't. I got a karate class tomorrow.

Since when do you take karate?

I just signed up.

Okay. Mm -hmm.

Oh, my mom just texted me.

Oh, what'd she say?

She said I gotta go pick up the dog from the groomer.

Um, yeah.

I mean, you can let yourself out.

I'll see you later.

Okay. Have a good day. Thanks. Bye.

Wait.

They don't want to talk.

Hi, Penelope. What's up? Hey.

Can I talk to you?

Sure. Coco's not home, though. I know. I came here to talk to you.

To me? Mm -hmm.

Oh, sure. Come on in. Thank you.

Why? What's going on?

Come on in.

Thank you.

So what's going on?

Well, I was scrolling through Coco's phone.

Okay. And I found some tech, and it turns out she's been

sleeping with my dad.

Hold on.

Coco's been sleeping with your dad?

Yeah. My friend? Mm -hmm. Mike.

No, no.

You've got to be mistaken. No. No, because my daughter would not do... I

picture of my dad.

Pictures? Yeah.

Pictures.

No, no, no, no. No. No.

She...

would he do that why would she do that i don't know the whole time i thought she

was going to sleepovers over at your house i didn't think she'd be going

sleepovers at your house he always goes to says the taco place has been making

her stomach feel bad and then she goes off and hides for like half an hour

sometimes longer yeah i noticed that she's been coming up with other stories

get out of the house

I never would have thought you would, let alone with my best friend, Mike.

I know.

This is messed up.

I don't know what to do.

I don't know what to say.

No, I do know what I'm going to say.

I know what I'm going to say.

I know what I'm going to do.

I'm going to give him a piece of my mind.

Before you do that, I have an idea.

Oh, no, no, no. We are not. No.

Can't. No. Won't go.

I mean. I won't.

I won't go there. It will be the exact same thing.

You know, there being two eyes. Two wrongs have never, ever.

Two wrongs do make a right. They cancel each other out.

Yeah, you're.

No. Stop.

Please. No.

Can. Not.

Do that.

No. Well, you know he's probably fucking her right now.

So, maybe.

Don't say that.

Maybe we should get back at them that way. So they understand how we feel.

But I'm pissed.

I know. You can take it out.

No, please don't.

You know you want to.

Wow.

Okay, no.

Seriously, this is not the right thing to do. The right thing to do is to have

conversation and bring it to their attention that they're not, they should

never should.

No, no.

We will talk to him, have a discussion.

Or you could just fuck this shit out of me.

Holy crap.

Is that the right thing to do?

Uh -huh.

at her text, there's photos. There's proof of you two having sex. Why the

were you going into my phone? Why would you leave your phone? See?

Because I trusted you. Why would you leave your phone? All this time you're

going over for a sleepover? You're going over for a sleepover?

And what about it?

And what about it? I mean, you can fuck her.

Wait a second. She just said,

wait, she said, what about it? What about it? You can't fuck her for that.

You can't fuck my friend.

Wait a second.

I can't fuck your daughter?

Because you're fucking my daughter?

You're doing out of revenge. She came on to me, and I was just, you know.

Wait, I came on to you? You came on to me.

All right, all right. Let's all just calm down here. We all need to cool

have calm heads, and let's just sit down, okay?

All right.

You two have been too close.

Alright, listen, so I have an idea here.

It seems like this friendship of ours is going to end.

We should try to work and get this together again.

So, I mean, since I've been fucking your daughter, sorry about that, and clearly

you want to fuck my daughter, why don't you... I never thought about fucking

your daughter. Well, clearly you have.

She came on to me because you were... Alright, and you still did it, though.

That's the issue.

So how about we just all just have sex?

Fuck your daughter.

Fuck mine.

Okay, we ain't going to separate places because I got to keep an eye on you.

So if we're doing this, we're doing this.

You're going to do it right here. That's fine. Yeah, we can do it.

Sounds like a good idea to me.

Thank you.

How about it?

All right. All right?

How are you ladies? Wait.

You guys pick up on yourself, huh?

She's going to die.

You're going to die.

I won't be looking at her. She's not going to die.

She's not going to die.

This is how best friends fix a relationship.

I don't agree.

It's hard.

Um, you know, this looks very good cock. Just want to let it be known right now

that she can also swallow.

Dad!

It's fine. It's fine.

Really.

Oh, I would have had to learn how to do that.

I would never have imagined this.

a contest.

Do you want to

see who jumps on top first?

This shit happens.

How are we helping him over here?

No, no.

How to fucking brush.

That's a girlfriend's kiss.

So sexy.

So sexy.

I want you to get her out.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Get her out.

Dad,

your ticket's in my bag.

Sorry, Marty.

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my

God.

Oh, my God.

What the fuck are you doing?

I just asked her to spit and now she's sucking.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Yes, it is.

Put him back. Put him back in her.

It's better. It hurts.

See,

it's not that... It's not conquered.

No.

No, it's very natural. Very.

Get your cock back in there.

How about we switch those? Seems like

she's eager to suffer now.

This is your switch.

I'm going to fuck you now.

Okay.

The cop was just in her mouth.

Thank you. Lie back down. I lie back down.

There you go.

I want to see what he would see.

I want to feel what he is feeling.

Are you like your dad used to?

I'm fucking holding your head down on a men's cock.

I'm holding your head down on a cock.

This is

not right. This is just so wrong.

It's fine, man. Trust me. This is normal.

Open that ass up for me. Just stay. There it is.

Let me take my daughter, dog.

I want my daughter to bend over.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You bend over for me, too.

I mean, I... I'd like to harass her. She'd be able to hear us tonight.

No.

How does your daughter taste, huh?

Her asshole tastes so good.

Oh, no.

Get closer, girl.

Oh my gosh, you're so fucking cute.

Keep drinking. Keep drinking.

have both of our daddies cum on our face.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Do you like the taste of your daddies cum? Mm -hmm.

Do you like the taste of your daddies cum?

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

I think we raised two very naughty, naughty girls.

Mm -hmm. And don't you forget it.

Well, good thing I like my daddy's cock.

Mm -hmm.

Let's just keep this between us, huh?

Okay. Definitely.

Yes, Daddy.

Unless it's another girlfriend.