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Thank you.
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have invented a machine to control the
world.
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Wherever I point it, people will
instantly have sex.
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Sex.
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First,
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I'll see if it works.
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It's an orgy machine.
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Wherever I point it, people will have
instant sex.
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Nobody will work.
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And everybody will have sex.
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And I will control the world.
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So many years I have spent secretly
perfecting this device.
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All the money I made off of those silly
rockets I sent to the moon has gone into
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this now.
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This is the moment I have been waiting
for.
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Everything is set.
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And I will be able to see the people
having sex.
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she's seeing.
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I'll switch to my reverse channel
indicator.
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Ah, there.
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At last it's working.
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All these years of work aren't in vain.
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I point to my machine, people will have
sex and nobody will work.
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Nobody.
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Every government will come pleading to
me.
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To me.
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Dr.
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Werner von Sperm.
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Give me millions of dollars to get their
people back to work.
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Back to work.
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Back to fighting their wars.
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do nothing but have sex.
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Sex!
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And you too, my pretty maiden, should
have sex and get excited
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and stimulated by what you see.
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Oh, sex.
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Lovely sex.
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Oh, how exquisite.
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Everybody is performing the way I want
them to.
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Excellent. Excellent.
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Why didn't I come up with this idea when
I was making those buzz bombs first?
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Mind you, we could have both controlled
the world. He and I.
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By making the whole world have sex
instead of fighting against us.
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You're so good.
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Experiment right away. If I move it over
here now, from the distant ocean to
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this office building, and penetrate the
brick and cement walls, it will
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require some fine -tuning on my part.
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Ah!
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Let's see now. The people inside are
already feeling the
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effect.
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lovely secretary is unzipping the boss's
pants.
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Oh, my email.
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What an instrument.
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Looks like my V2 rocket.
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Jet propelled from the wrong end.
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will be laying their once reluctant
secretaries like this one.
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And the United Nations will come to me,
Dr.
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Werner von Sperm, and beg me to let
their people go back to their
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jobs, their routine jobs, and stop
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all this sex.
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They won't do it until they pay me.
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One hundred billion dollars.
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Make the president of the world.
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out why nobody thought of it before.
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It's so simple.
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I just point this atomic visual
separator in the direction I want it.
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And the atomic visual separator
penetrates the atomic structure of the
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And it's hooked up with a television
camera.
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And I'm able to see the people.
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Very simple.
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All the governments should do this.
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Real love.
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Then by turning on the beta factor or
the sex brain frequency.
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emits certain frequencies when it has
sex.
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And those frequencies are the ones this
machine is putting out now.
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Oh, God.
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Hey.
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All right.
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Stop.
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view reminds me of the launching pads I
designed for the Fuhrer's buzz bombs.
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little red rocket in there like that.
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plumb sperm should stand in front of my
machine and try it out with some young
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nymph who will lick my whole body all
over like that.
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Another couple is spent.
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Wasted.
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Spent.
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Now for my next experiment.
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I'll try the neighbors downstairs.
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What is it that I see?
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Perfect. I couldn't have chosen a better
couple.
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A young man and his fiancee who have had
a lover's quarrel.
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And they're mad at each other.
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even want any part of her.
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There.
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United at last to enjoy pre -marital
bliss.
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If I turned up the sex brain frequency
generator a bit, it would make them come
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quicker.
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Yeah, maybe.
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Himmel, they are certainly not mad at
each other now, are they?
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to see what lasting effect this machine
has.
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I'm going to turn it back to the office
building and check on that young boss
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and his secretary.
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Incredible! The sofa in the office has
been made into a bed and he has two
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secretaries in with him.
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Oh!
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My goodness!
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This means that the sex brain wave has
altered their brain cells.
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Forever and ever.
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It's changed them completely.
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They'll be fucking all the time.
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is performing much better than I
thought.
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Well, it slays everybody that is
radiated with it.
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Everybody.
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My dear ones.
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Fuck.
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Fuck.
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But if my new theory holds, they will be
at it again and again and again.
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They just have to recuperate.
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But their brain cells are completely
impregnated with my sex machine.
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Completely impregnated.
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Now, I'll point this to a public
swimming pool and see what happens to
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people.
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There. There's a young couple frolicking
in the water.
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I'll fix them in a jiffy.
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He can't even wait to take off her
swimsuit.
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Oh, what a pair of large launching pads
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that woman has.
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I like to have her in my space lab, the
one I designed recently, just to see
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the effect of negative gravity on her.
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They would balloon up in the air.
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They would levitate and give her
positive buoyancy there.
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Huh?
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enslaved by my sex machine.
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Now I'll turn it back to the office
building and adjust it so that it
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penetrates to the center of the building
right into my psychiatrist's
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office.
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There.
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That ought to do it.
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a patient in his office and he's giving
her a treatment too.
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Now she'll get the full treatment.
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slave now.
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A slave.
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That bastard tried to commit me.
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Me, a genius.
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Only a genius could have invented a sex
machine like this.
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which is the sex of frequency emitted by
the brain, which is stimulated
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by the eyes and ears, that produces a
state of heat which only can be
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by the sense of smell, the sense of
taste, an actual
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friction of one's body.
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