Original subtitles

[opening theme music playing]

[Gumball] Seen it. Seen it.

[Darwin] How to Ratatwang Your Panda?

[Gumball] Seen it.

[Darwin] How 2 Ratatwang Your Panda?

[Gumball] Seen it.

[Darwin] How 3 Ratatwang Your Panda?

[Gumball] Seen it. Seen it. Seen it.

Seen it, seen it, seen it.

Man, this franchise really lost sight of what's important.

Ratatwanging pandas?

Seen it.

Seen it, seen it, seen it.

Seen it.

You know what we haven't seen in a while?

Twangalangadingdong: Welcome to the Twangaverse,

The True Meaning of Christmas?

- Sarah. - [gasps]

Now you mention it,

it has been ages since she went through our trash,

camped outside our window or bit our girlfriends.

Check the back of your neck.

[gasps] Okay. It's dry.

That means she hasn't been sniffing our hair either.

No likes. No likes. No likes.

Dude!

- She stopped following us! - On socials?

[both groan]

[slow, dramatic music]

Wait.

[yells]

Yeah, yeah. [laughs]

- [Sarah sneezes] - Ooh?

[sniffing intensely]

[Sarah] Can you sign this?

[yelling]

[Sarah laughs]

[phone camera clicking]

[camera clicking]

[Sarah laughs muffled]

[laughs excitedly]

[laughs maniacally]

[Darwin, Gumball pant]

- [Sarah grunts] - [yells]

[yells]

[yelling]

[yelling]

You know what? I'm glad she's gone.

Hmph!

- [both stomachs growling] - [both grunt, groan]

What's going on?

What's happening to us?

I'm so hungry.

Ignore it! We're just starving for attention.

It'll pass.

[soft, melancholic music]

I miss the sound of her breathing.

Yeah, and I miss the feeling of...

[both] Never being alone.

[Darwin sniffles]

[both] We gotta get her back!

[stomachs growling]

[students laughing, speaking indistinctly]

[whispering] She's- she's not doing the creepy fan face.

[Darwin whispering] Try coming in again.

[Darwin] She's still not doing it.

Do the creepy face.

Sorry, I stan Sagi-Kun now.

Sagi-Kun who? Pfff!

Like we could be replaced. We're better than some Sagi--

Dude. He's got a 36 pack.

I am genuinely blown away by how handsome this boy is.

- [wind blowing] - [glass breaking]

[Gumball] Okay, okay. She loved us before.

She'll love us again.

We just need to revive our brand, Hollywood style.

You know, using classic industry tricks like,

introducing a new character to renew interest.

A baby, for example.

Oh... I see.

But nobody's gonna care about some dumb baby gimmick.

Then we'll kill her off

in a freak snowboarding accident,

only to have her come back

as a zombie snowman with an appetite for blood.

Ooh, ooh. We raise the production value!

Love it.

[orchestral music playing]

Did she notice?

I'm scared to turn my head to check.

Why?

[sighs]

[grunts]

Okay, let's keep it going.

What else do we have?

A mad guest star cameo from, like, someone ultra-famous.

How about all the ultra famous people at once?

[Sarah inhales sharply]

[garbled noise]

[creature sobs]

No, it's not you.

It's the audience that's wrong.

[Gumball] Hmm.

Maybe we need to make an effort

to appeal to our market sensibility a little more.

You're right.

This new generation has been ignored for too long.

They are digital natives, sensitive and caring,

climate conscious, passionate about mental health.

They deserve deeper content

that reflects their true interests and values.

[both] Hmm.

[trashy Eurodance music]

It's not working, dude.

We've lost our only fan.

What are we supposed to do?

[incoherently] Uh, I don't know...

I think Sagi-Kun is the real problem.

[Gumball grunts]

That would be a much more challenging solution

than you think with those safety scissors.

I say we use our brains to think for a moment.

Why is Sarah so important to us?

Huh... Yeah...

Uh, validation, I guess.

Yes.

And the true feeling of validation comes from inside.

[upbeat music]

What the actual what was that?

My emotions taking over my better judgment.

You can chew on my drawers self-validation!

What do we try next?

Everything!

[all yelling]

Bus. Alert.

How about more cliff-hangers?

How about a gender swap reboot?

[all variants] Or a multiverse storyline?

What do you want? More drama?

This relationship is over!

- This one, too. - [gasps]

But this one has just begun.

Just as your life's about to end!

[yelling]

My biological father wants to take me back.

More explosions?

[Darwin, Gumball groan]

We... We're sorry, Sarah.

We never appreciated your creepy, borderline

obsessive attention. But without it, we are nothing.

[tearfully] Please, please come back to us.

We'll do anything.

Even get rid of Sagi-Kun if we have to.

Oh, well, that's gonna be hard, since I made him up.

- Huh? - What?

Wait a minute.

He's... He's...

He's AI-generated.

But... but why?

To get you right where I wanted,

in the palm of my hand.

Ready to commit.

To... To... To what?

[laughs]

Fan catering!

Yay! She's back.

And we've forgotten how horribly terrifying that is.

[Sarah grunts]

[both panting]

[laughing maniacally]

[Sarah] Why are you running?

Because we can imagine the kind of stuff you have in mind.

And knowing you, it probably involves

mayonnaise and balloons or something.

But you know you can't lose me!

[both grunt]

[both yell]

I'll follow you anywhere!

[Darwin, Gumball] Ahh!

No need to be scared.

I just want to get to know you better.

[panting] They're all locked!

I can't live without you.

And now we all know you can't live without me.

[Gumball panting]

It's a fact.

[both yell]

[Rocky humming]

[both yelling]

Grrr!

Just accept it.

[Darwin, Gumball yell]

Okay. What do you want?

Fan wiki Q and A.

[yelling]

[Sarah] What are your favorite colors?

This is so much worse than what I thought

when you said "fan catering."

I just want to know. It's the 21st century, guys,

you need to engage with your audience.

All right, one last question for the wiki.

If you were an animal, what would you be?

- [both groan] - This is so stupid.

[cries]

Okay, let's see if she's following us again.

Post the photo.

16 milliseconds.

That's a new record.

"Melting 4 U..." Blah, blah, blah.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Should we answer?

Hmm. Nah.

Seen it, seen it, seen it, seen it, seen it, seen it.

Seen it, seen...

- [creepy music] - [breathing heavily]

[theme music playing]