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Yes, come on in.

Hi.

I'm Cool Rebel.

Yes. Hey, correct? Yes. Take a seat.

Thank you.

Is everything okay?

I wish. Something happened?

Something did happen.

It isn't really a meeting that I'm happy to be having, unfortunately.

Your son has recently been caught doing something that is a blatant violation of

what we do here.

How do I put this lightly?

I single -handedly personally found your son selling pornographic DVDs

all over campus.

Are you sure it was my son?

I wouldn't - Like, this does not sound like something he would do.

Right, I understand that - I'm sure you have a certain view of your son, and I'm

sure at home he is a wonderful young man.

And most of the time here at school, we would agree with you, but your son is

running a black market of porn here.

You're sure? Like my son?

Like, this doesn't sound like anything you would do.

He's confiscated numerous different DVDs. I'm not quite sure where he's

them.

Okay.

And he's been passing them around, and he's found with a

sum total of $523 on his person, which he actually confessed to

earning by selling.

That's some pretty good stuff.

I mean, who even buys DVDs anymore?

I don't even know where he's getting them.

I can't. I don't even want to look at these.

I didn't even know there was a 1 and a 2.

I don't know where he's getting these.

I don't know.

He's got quite the imagination.

Yeah, I don't know where he's getting either.

Who buys DVDs anymore?

A lot of his classmates, apparently.

I can't tell you how many lockers he found a lot of these DVDs hanging around

in.

But you don't know that he's the one selling all of them.

I don't know for sure, but when there are... Maybe he was just holding them

a friend.

He's holding 30 different DVDs in his backpack?

Really? I mean...

He's a good person.

He's helping a friend out.

Helping a friend out.

He already admitted to how he made the money.

I don't know, maybe you need to take a closer look at him at home and see where

he's buying things from. Oh, is that a jab on my parenting?

It's not a jab at your parenting. I mean, it kind of felt like it.

Well, clearly he had to have gone to some sort of store to get set siblings

coercion files.

I mean, maybe you need to take more... Do you even know what a jitters is?

I don't want to know.

I'm sure it's a sexual terminology, not just being jittery.

It might even be drugs. I don't know.

Is your son doing drugs, too? We're going to have to take a look at his

again. Wow, really?

Maybe he's selling them. I don't know. If he's selling this, who knows what

he's selling.

All right, so what's the punishment here? A couple days suspension?

I mean, obviously we're not going to get anywhere.

Well.

If I had the guidebook with me, I would tell you, but I don't.

I do know suspension, though, would be a little too light of a punishment.

He's never even been in trouble before.

I mean, this is considered contraband, and he's spread this contraband all over

our establishment here.

Like, he's a straight -A student.

We gotta cut, like, cut him some slack.

Unfortunately, I think after this development, you may need to consider

other institutions for your son.

Really?

I'm more concerned right now that this could end up in the press.

And then, what are we going to do? The school that all the kids get porn?

The porn school?

Porn academy?

Suck in the fuck institution?

Just getting rid of my son isn't going to get rid of that, because clearly it's

already in here.

You have a bigger problem than just my son.

You're not wrong.

My concern is that if it is leaked to the press, we need to be able to show

we are prepared to deal with this sort of situation and make an example out of

that student.

So getting rid of one son?

Like, getting rid of my son is going to solve that problem for you?

Like, clearly it's gone through the school.

Getting rid of one person isn't going to change it.

Well, we are going to also include bag searches for a little while.

But, yes, the first step would be your son.

And, you know, honestly, that's the least of your concerns.

If parents get wind of this, they're going to be outraged. And there could be

charges pressed.

I mean, these students bought it.

So clearly they have other issues too. But your son's the one peddling it.

If they don't get it from him, they're going to get it from someone else. But

they're not.

We don't need to split hairs.

I don't want this to be happening, obviously. This isn't something I

for. I didn't plan to call a mother of one of the students in and tell them,

hey, your son's selling porn on campus. That wasn't my plan.

My plan was to drink my coffee.

check attendance after it's been brought in, do the morning announcements, and

fuck off for the rest of the day, to be honest with you.

My job here, it can be really simple. But when students like your son comes in

and... peddling first day jitters and shit,

I have to get off my lazy ass and do something about it.

So... I don't want to have to do something about it, but if you were in

shoes, what would you do about it?

No, I know. I see where you're coming from. I'm just so caught off guard.

This doesn't seem like anything you would do.

I'm so sorry.

I don't want him to have to leave the school, though.

Is there anything? Can I volunteer more?

Donation?

How can I help?

What can we do?

Listen, I want to try to... It's his first time. He's never been in trouble

before. I want to try to make this go away.

Okay. I really do.

You're talking about volunteering and donating.

Yes. What can I... Let me know.

What can I do?

I might have something in mind.

Okay.

We want to make this go away, right?

Yeah. Please.

You're willing to help? I'm so disappointed if he finds out. Like, I

want to make this go away.

You're willing to help out, making this go away?

You'll play your part?

Yes.

Please. Like, I'll do anything.

Well, maybe you can volunteer.

Okay.

I mean, there are some things you'd be capable of volunteering.

That's why the school is fucked up.

It isn't.

why the school is fucked up.

This is just a really great way to get what I want and for you to get what you

want. Think of it as tip for tap.

So you're saying if I have this meeting with you, everything else will go away?

I'll do my best to make this go away.

I can't make any promises, but I think it's very possible that...

We can replace these pornos with our own porno.

If it helps my son.

It'll help him so much.

Okay.

I don't know. What am I doing?

You're helping your son. That's what you're doing.

I mean, otherwise the parent might get rid of it.

They might credit charges.

We don't want that, right?

No.

Okay.

I mean, if that's helping him.

It'll help him.

Okay. I mean, I can do this.

Yeah. You can do a lot more, though. Why don't you go ahead and donate that

mouth a little bit?

You're talking about donations.

Mm -hmm.

No, really?

I mean, you know what's kind of funny?

I think I just saw one DVD just disappear.

Okay.

In that case.

Yeah, in that case.

We should probably make a few more disappear.

Keep it up and they're all going to just vanish in the air.

Okay.

Here. Why don't you follow me around the back?

Right there, please.

So you're not going to show me how badly you want to get your son off, right?

Yeah. I mean, I really want to make it go away.

Well, I mean, if you want to get your son off, then you've just got to get me

off. I mean, okay.

Yeah.

I can do that.

Yeah?

There you go.

What? What is that?

Well, I... I did say we were going to make our own pool, right?

But you're not going to, like, show it to anybody, right? Oh, no. This is for

own bank bank.

So this is what you do with, like, all the moms that come in here?

Yeah.

Now fuck that dick.

As long as we get rid of everything.

Like, all of the porn and everything.

You know what?

Step 7 is coercion 7.

It just disappeared.

I mean, in that case.

Yeah, in that case.

I mean, it is kind of nice. That was a nice cough in my mouth again.

Isn't it?

Oh, yeah, there you go.

All those problems disappeared.

I wonder if your son got those DVDs from you. You can really suck a dick.

This is the first time I've ever been videoed.

I'm proud of you. This is a study guide.

You know, the funny thing about this DVD?

It doesn't exist.

Get down and accept those balls.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck. Oh,

fuck.

I really miss having, like, a nice cock in my mouth.

Yeah?

Yeah, I will admit that.

You miss having a nice cock in that pussy?

Maybe.

As I said, tiff or tap, you scratch my back, I'll fuck your

pussy.

As long as everything disappears from my son.

We'll make it okay then.

I'd imagine another DVD or two might disappear in just a moment.

Okay. Well, in that case.

Yeah.

Go ahead and get you up.

Get you undressed.

What pretty panties. Let me guess. You wore them for me.

I mean, it wasn't necessarily planned.

Oh, that's a nice ass.

Wonderful looking pussy.

That would be your thumb.

Just reach over here and toss this other DVD that

doesn't exist.

I mean, I guess it works for both of us.

Yeah.

Okay.

Go ahead and lift this leg for me, yeah?

Like that?

Yeah.

Are you ready to make all your son's problems go away?

Mm -hmm. Is your secretary going to come in?

Only if I want her to join us.

Oh.

There you go.

I'm going to mess up your desk.

Oh, please.

I've messed it up plenty of times before.

Just throw that in the air.

Your cough feels so good.

Disciplining my students feels so good.

I don't know how I feel about you being a principal right now.

I think you feel pretty good about it.

I do in this moment, I will admit.

be liking this or not.

You don't have to like it, but you certainly are allowed to.

I kind of do.

Good. Because I'm liking it a whole lot.

Siblings Coercion 2.

Never happened.

merchandise now that's what

guilty on helping your son's future.

I mean, when you put it like that.

Okay.

Just like this.

I don't know about you,

but this looks better than just about any coronavirus.

Maybe.

It was pretty hot. Yeah, it was.

You probably made a lot of money.

Oh, you made a lot.

I had to confiscate it too.

If you do a good job, I'll share that with you.

If you do a really good job, I'll share it with you.

You're really corrupt, aren't you?

to have fun.

Okay, I mean, what else are you into?

I'm into piercing.

And I'm into fucking my student's mom.

I mean, I can see that.

Yeah, I guess you can.

I mean, you're kind of good at it.

Yeah, well, I haven't gotten any complaints yet.

We're still in a job.

HR hasn't reformatted me yet.

Mm -hmm.

Tell me, are you going to complain?

No, probably not. I don't think so.

You can come on back in a second, yeah?

I mean, maybe I'll find some more DVDs for my son.

Maybe the next one.

Mm.

They did, actually.

It's fucking crazy.

Why don't you go ahead and, uh, call your son. I don't know what the fuck.

Right now?

Yeah, while you're fucking me.

Okay.

Don't stop writing.

There you go.

Uh -huh.

Hi.

No. Okay, so I just talked to your principal. I took care of everything.

You're not going to be expelled, but you're in a lot of trouble.

No more privileges, no TV.

You're not to be on your phone unless I'm calling you.

You're not going out with your friends on the weekend.

And I can't see any more of that stuff around the house. I mean it. Like, we're

done with that.

Okay.

I'll see you soon.

Bye.

But one more little thing to deal with before we wrap this whole thing up.

What's that?

Oh, I gotta have my nut, don't I?

I guess that's only fair.

You don't do a whole quiz and not put your name on the top of the paper, do

I guess not.

I don't have a point.

Get your pretty face ready for your school picture.

Get

down,

get down, get down.

Yeah, you're ready.

All right, open wide and say, what DVD?

What DVD?

Yeah, very good.

Fuck.

So,

I'll go ahead and...