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♪♪
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So we're agreed?
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Totally agreed.
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You and I can never have sex again.
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Right.
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- (sighs)
- Starting when?
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Now!
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I mean, yeah, the sex was,
like, the best I've ever had,
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but doing it again will lead to doing
it again, which will lead to one
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or both of us having feelings,
which will lead to a relationship,
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which will lead to us
breaking up, which will lead
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to you not being able
to focus on work
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which means you won't be
making any new apps
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which will lead to
the economy tanking,
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causing the world to
completely fall apart!
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Best you've ever had, huh?
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Josh!
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I get it.
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You and I in a
relationship don't work.
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We've tried... and failed.
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Exactly, so you have to
get out of here now.
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Okay? If Sofia walks in and she
sees this, she's gonna kill me.
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Because we broke a lamp?
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We broke a lamp?
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- Up top.
- No.
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No, no, no.
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You don't understand, okay?
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Sofia has spent so many hours
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and texts and tequila shots
counseling me about you,
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and she can't find out about this!
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Relax.
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She won't find out from me.
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She will if she comes in here
and you're all nakedy!
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(door unlocking)
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Oh, my god, she's here!
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Uh... go out the window,
go out the window!
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Go out-- No! Go out the window!
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What are you doing?
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Naked cleaning.
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I should take a picture.
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Why? 'Cause I look so sexy?
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- No, 'cause you're cleaning.
- Oh.
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Oh, my god! Spider!
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- Where?
- Turn around! It's over there!
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- (wails)
- I got it!
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(clattering)
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Spider guts.
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Okay, well, you just
have fun cleaning.
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I'm gonna try to get some sleep
before my boss calls me.
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- (phone rings)
- Ugh. Dammit!
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(sighs)
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Hi, Logan.
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No, of course I'm not in bed.
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Here, take this. Go.
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This is your shirt.
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Yeah, it's San Francisco.
No one will notice.
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(sighs)
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(theme music playing)
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♪ She in the spotlight ♪
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♪ And she turn my head ♪
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♪ She run a red light ♪
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♪ 'Cause she bad like that ♪
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♪ I like that ooh, baby, ooh, baby ♪
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♪ Baby ♪
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♪ I like that ooh, baby ooh, baby ♪
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So our first day after
(whispers) the sex
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(normal voice) went pretty
well, wouldn't you say?
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- Haven't thought about it once.
- Me either.
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- You lying?
- Yep.
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- You?
- Yep.
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But the important thing is
it's the weekend.
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I don't have to see you
'cause I will be here
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- and you will be at your apartment.
- (door opening)
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Get this. We are kicked out
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of our apartment for the weekend.
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- No!
- What?
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Our building has termites.
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(Yolanda laughs)
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Sucks for you guys!
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Wait a minute,
that's my building too!
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Yeah. Our building is
getting tented tomorrow
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and the landlord is
putting us up at a hotel.
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The Pacific Resort.
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More like The Last Resort!
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That place got fake crab
in the buffet
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and real crabs in the bed!
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Wait, how would you know?
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Remember when I had
that affair with the senator?
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(chuckles)
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Yeah, well, you guys,
we don't have a choice.
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We have nowhere else to stay.
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Josh!
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You got a lot of extra rooms here.
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That I do, that I do!
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In fact, you've got rooms
I've never even been in!
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(chuckles)
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But I've cleaned somehow!
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The point is,
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how about giving us
some of those rooms?
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No!
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I just feel like that hotel
sounds like so much fun!
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Yeah! It's an exciting adventure!
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An adventure that ends
with a trip to the free clinic!
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Josh, is there some reason
you don't want us to stay here?
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Pfft.
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(high-pitched) No, no, no.
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I mean, look, I don't know
what the big deal is.
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You guys are blowing this
way out of proportion.
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There's absolutely
no reason whatsoever
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why you can't sleep with me.
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- All of you.
- Huh?
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In my home.
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Well-- well, great.
It's settled then.
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Gabi, is it gonna be a problem
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for you to sleep at Josh's?
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(high-pitched) No, no, no.
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Why-- why would it be?
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Well, because you finally got
to a good place with him
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and I don't want the situation
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turning into a big,
dramatic nightmare.
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Sofia, it's gonna be fine.
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I meant for me.
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Look, there's gonna be
no drama for anybody.
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Definitely not from me.
I'm happy to help.
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(chuckles) Hey...
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what if I bought everybody houses?
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(Elliot sobbing)
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Oh, god. I'm coming, sweetie!
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(sobbing)
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She's gone!
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I'm gonna kill myself
with this unicorn!
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(sobs)
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Elliot, I know you're hurt,
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but we knew this could happen
with a foster child.
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You should be happy.
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Keisha's with her family now.
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What does some third cousin have
that we don't?
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Legal rights and a ranch
in Victorville.
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Keisha will be fine.
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It's you I'm worried about.
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Please don't say her name.
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It makes my head pound
and my heart ache.
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From now on,
let's just refer to her as...
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Pineapple.
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Okay, okay.
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Why Pineapple?
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'Cause I love...
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(sobs) pineapple!
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All right, that's it.
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We gotta get out of here.
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We're spending the next few
days in a luxury hotel
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with a jacuzzi tub and a
beautiful view of the city.
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(muffled dialog)
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You're right!
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Why spend the money
when Josh has a beautiful view?
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Oh, wait, the girls
are already there.
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He doesn't need us there too.
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(muffled dialog)
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You're right!
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We'll let him know
you're in tears and devastated.
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We'll guilt him into it.
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How did the Jewish guy
not come up with that?
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Oh, my god,
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I can't believe
I get to sleep in a house
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where the oven and the heater
are two separate things.
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I can't wait to sleep
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on one of Josh's king size beds!
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(inhales) Don't you need
a King Kong size bed?
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See, Elliot?
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You sound like your old self again!
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Okay, I made breakfast for everybody.
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Waffles with bananas,
strawberries, and pineapple.
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Pineapple!
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Hey!
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Look at us.
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Me making breakfast,
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you making... clickety-clack
on your laptop.
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Yeah, we can--
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we can definitely
do this for a few days.
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Absolutely.
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Oh, shoot.
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You need to leave.
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(grunts) Ow!
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- Oh!
- Ow!
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Here, let me help you.
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You're rich. Buy new pants.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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I, uh, couldn't sleep.
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Yeah, me neither.
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But not because
anything is on my mind.
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Yeah.
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Me neither.
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Hey, you know what helps?
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Hot cocoa.
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- I'll get the marshmallows.
- Yeah.
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Oh!
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Why is there duct tape on the fridge?
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Oh, Yolanda sleepwalk eats,
so she taped it closed.
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What?
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She eats in her sleep,
so she taped it.
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It's a whole thing.
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So this is nice.
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(loudly) So nice.
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You know, in the old days,
this would have been awkward,
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but now that we're just friends--
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- Great friends.
- Amazing friends.
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In fact, we should watch Friends.
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(laughs)
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Hey, to great friends.
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Amazing friends.
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(Gabi giggling)
Oh, my god, we did it again.
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Josh: Yeah, we did.
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Yeah, but we said
we'd never do it again.
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But we did.
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- (thump)
- What was that?
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I don't know.
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Yolanda, it's not what it looks like.
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It didn't look like anything
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until you just said,
"It's not what it looks like."
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(snoring)
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Yolanda?
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Is she sleeping?
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Oh, my god, she's sleepwalk eating!
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- That's really a thing?
- Yes!
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Oh, this is great!
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Now she won't even remember this!
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Here you go.
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There ya go.
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Okay, we gotta get out of here
before anybody catches us.
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Yes, Logan, hi.
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No, of course I'm up.
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Who isn't up at 4:00 in the morning?
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Oh, of course I remembered
your ice-cold kombucha.
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(whispers) What is kombucha?
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Please have kombucha!
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Yes! Kombucha!
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Okay.
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This is your dream job.
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This is my stepping stone.
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And one day, I'm gonna wake
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assistants up at 4:00 in the morning
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and ask them to hand-deliver
dirt-colored drinks made of...
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yeast and bacteria. Ugh.
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(door closes)
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We gotta stop meeting like this.
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This is not funny, okay?
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Do you understand how close we came
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- to getting--
- (wails)
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Why isn't Elliot sleeping with Alan?
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Daddy loves you
so much, sweet Pineapple!
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Thank god he's out.
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Oh, my god, I can't believe
we almost got caught again.
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But we weren't.
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Yeah, but we could be the next time.
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There's gonna be a next time?
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Yes!
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No!
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I mean, maybe a little hand stuff--
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No! Nothing! Okay?
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We need help!
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Okay, there you are.
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- Alan, we have a huge problem.
- Yeah.
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And you can't tell anybody,
especially Sofia.
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Well, my hands are beyond full
with Elliot's grieving process.
265
00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:17,876
But you are letting us stay
here for free, so talk to me.
266
00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:20,712
We're having sex.
267
00:11:20,714 --> 00:11:22,047
Together?
268
00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:23,948
I thought you two decided
to be just friends.
269
00:11:23,950 --> 00:11:26,618
Yeah, we did, but our parts didn't.
270
00:11:26,620 --> 00:11:28,787
So then what's the problem?
271
00:11:28,789 --> 00:11:29,821
Is the sex bad?
272
00:11:29,823 --> 00:11:31,990
- No, it's good.
- Mm-hmm.
273
00:11:31,992 --> 00:11:33,825
Yeah, but if we keep doing it,
274
00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:35,026
it's gonna lead to a relationship,
275
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,795
and you saw what happens
when we try that.
276
00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:39,831
So, just stop the sex before
you start having feelings.
277
00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:42,867
Okay, but how are we gonna know
which sex time that's gonna be?
278
00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:45,070
Well, how many times do you two think
279
00:11:45,072 --> 00:11:46,971
you could do it
before all the emotions kick in?
280
00:11:46,973 --> 00:11:48,740
- Um, 11?
- A hundred?
281
00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:50,909
A hundred?
282
00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:52,911
I have a lot of walls up.
283
00:11:53,914 --> 00:11:55,680
Let's just play it safe
and go with 10.
284
00:11:55,682 --> 00:11:56,715
That sounds fair.
285
00:11:56,717 --> 00:11:58,883
But the important thing is
you can't go over.
286
00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:00,151
Would you like me to keep track?
287
00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:01,853
You can text me
right after you do it.
288
00:12:01,855 --> 00:12:03,755
- Uh...
- No.
289
00:12:03,757 --> 00:12:04,823
(knocking)
290
00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:07,759
Knock, knock! Who's up for fro-yo?
291
00:12:07,761 --> 00:12:09,160
Josh, will you pay? My treat.
292
00:12:10,997 --> 00:12:12,097
How is that your treat?
293
00:12:12,099 --> 00:12:15,066
My treat is that
I get the fifth one free
294
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:17,001
thanks to my punch card.
295
00:12:17,003 --> 00:12:19,037
Hey!
296
00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:20,839
A punch card.
297
00:12:20,841 --> 00:12:23,041
- That's my card. Get your own.
- Yeah.
298
00:12:23,043 --> 00:12:25,176
Josh, we should get our own.
299
00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:27,078
Here, give them some money.
You guys, go to fro-yo.
300
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,747
Get as much as you want,
301
00:12:28,749 --> 00:12:30,115
but bring us back
two new punch cards.
302
00:12:30,117 --> 00:12:31,783
(chuckles)
303
00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:35,754
Sex punch cards. That's genius.
304
00:12:35,756 --> 00:12:38,890
Yeah! Okay, so each card
has five punches,
305
00:12:38,892 --> 00:12:40,925
and one punch equals
one... (makes clicking sound)
306
00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:44,929
so 10 punches equals
10... (makes clicking sound)
307
00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:46,765
It is so hot when you add like that.
308
00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:49,801
Mm-hmm. So, uh, do you want to
use one of your punches now?
309
00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:50,869
I do.
310
00:12:50,871 --> 00:12:51,903
Wait.
311
00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:52,937
We only get five each.
312
00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:54,139
Maybe we should save it
for a rainy day.
313
00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:55,774
Really?
314
00:12:55,776 --> 00:12:57,976
- Check the weather. It's gonna rain later, baby.
- Yay!
315
00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:00,712
(makes clicking sound)
316
00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:10,121
(slurring) There's my man.
317
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,791
Where have you been all day?
318
00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:13,825
I missed you.
319
00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:16,761
Well, someone's in a better mood.
320
00:13:16,763 --> 00:13:17,796
What put that beautiful
321
00:13:17,798 --> 00:13:21,232
- purple smile on your face?
- (chuckles)
322
00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:23,067
Did you drink a whole bottle of wine?
323
00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:24,803
Nope.
324
00:13:24,805 --> 00:13:26,037
One and a half!
325
00:13:28,074 --> 00:13:30,909
Can I offer you some...
326
00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:32,844
Oh, my god, where did you get this?
327
00:13:32,846 --> 00:13:34,145
Sweetie, you got that.
328
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:35,213
(gasps)
329
00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:39,184
This is a $4,000 bottle of wine.
330
00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:43,021
Elon Musk saved it from a shipwreck
331
00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:46,825
and gave it to Josh
to make him feel inadequate.
332
00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:50,028
You drank a $4,000 bottle of wine?
333
00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:51,196
Oh, my god, oh, my god, oh, my god.
334
00:13:51,198 --> 00:13:52,931
- We gotta replace it.
- Replace it?
335
00:13:52,933 --> 00:13:54,098
With whose money?
336
00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:55,834
We'll just have to tell
Joshua the truth.
337
00:13:55,836 --> 00:13:58,937
Or we can get a cheap bottle of wine,
338
00:13:58,939 --> 00:14:00,805
a funnel, and a candle.
339
00:14:00,807 --> 00:14:03,875
Darling, sex isn't the
solution to everything.
340
00:14:03,877 --> 00:14:04,976
(groans)
341
00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:06,945
Just-- just come with me.
342
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,216
(door opens)
343
00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:12,817
Hi, Gabi.
344
00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:14,285
Hey, is it raining yet?
345
00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:18,156
I don't know. I'm so tired.
346
00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:20,191
I've had my eyes closed
since Market Street.
347
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:23,027
All I want is a hot shower
and a wide bed.
348
00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:24,963
- Oh!
- Oh, god! I'm so sorry!
349
00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:26,197
- No, it's okay.
- I'm so sorry.
350
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:28,299
It's all right. It's okay.
Just go take your shower.
351
00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:29,968
Okay.
352
00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:38,209
You know you're not at home, right?
353
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,979
Yolanda, which one's the hottest,
steamiest shower in the house?
354
00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:43,047
Josh's master bath.
355
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:46,117
It has an amazing
pulsing shower head.
356
00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:49,320
Hey, Yolanda,
where's the stain stick?
357
00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:50,889
- (thunder crashing)
- (gasps)
358
00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:52,156
Ooh, rain! Hurry!
359
00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:56,160
Gabi! Gabi, it's...
360
00:14:56,162 --> 00:14:57,195
raining.
361
00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:58,229
Oh.
362
00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:00,231
She is one step ahead of me.
363
00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:04,235
Fah!
364
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:08,072
One punch coming right up.
365
00:15:14,915 --> 00:15:16,915
(Sofia and Josh scream)
366
00:15:18,184 --> 00:15:20,919
Why the hell would you walk in
on someone in the shower?
367
00:15:20,921 --> 00:15:21,953
(gasps)
368
00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:24,289
I thought that was you in the shower.
369
00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:27,091
You just walked in?
370
00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:29,127
Josh, that's sick!
371
00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:32,096
Just cut it out, you two.
372
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:34,232
I'm tired. I'm not an idiot.
373
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:35,266
Wait, Sofia.
374
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:37,268
I can't believe
you guys are at it again.
375
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:40,104
(stammers) Gabi, you're with him,
376
00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:41,306
you're without him, you love him,
377
00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:44,275
you hate him, you're over
him, you're under him.
378
00:15:45,912 --> 00:15:47,211
I just can't--
I can't take it anymore.
379
00:15:47,213 --> 00:15:49,914
Yeah, well, see, Sofia, this is
exactly why I didn't tell you.
380
00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:51,282
You know, you're just--
you're not very sensitive.
381
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:54,252
Do you understand
how many hours of my life
382
00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:56,387
I've spent on your drama? I'm done.
383
00:15:57,991 --> 00:16:00,058
No, no, no. Listen, Sofia,
you don't understand, okay?
384
00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:01,292
This time is gonna be different.
385
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:02,961
Josh and I figured out a way
386
00:16:02,963 --> 00:16:04,295
so we don't end up in a relationship.
387
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,965
A sex punch card.
388
00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:08,066
What?
389
00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:09,701
No, we can only have sex 10 times
390
00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:11,335
- so that way, we don't fall for each other.
- (elevator dings)
391
00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:14,939
Gabi, that is the stupidest
idea I've ever heard.
392
00:16:14,941 --> 00:16:16,908
Yeah, well,
393
00:16:16,910 --> 00:16:19,243
it's not as stupid
as leaving in a towel.
394
00:16:19,245 --> 00:16:20,311
(fake gasps)
395
00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:26,184
Great news.
396
00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:27,285
It's still raining.
397
00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:28,853
What happened with Sofia?
398
00:16:28,854 --> 00:16:30,420
I don't want to talk about it.
I want to use a punch.
399
00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:32,090
Right now? But I thought you guys--
400
00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:33,358
Okay, we'll talk after.
401
00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:38,296
Stupid Sofia acting all judgy
402
00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:40,031
just 'cause you and I
are sleeping together.
403
00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:42,100
Yeah, we are.
404
00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:45,370
I mean, it's not like
I never listen to her problems.
405
00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:47,171
I'm there for her
every single time she needs me.
406
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:48,272
Am I wrong? Am I wrong?
407
00:16:48,274 --> 00:16:49,554
You are right. You are so right.
408
00:16:50,977 --> 00:16:52,977
I mean, I expect her
to be a little annoyed,
409
00:16:52,979 --> 00:16:54,496
but once I explained everything,
410
00:16:54,497 --> 00:16:56,297
I thought she'd be
a little more understating.
411
00:16:56,983 --> 00:16:58,282
Okay, I can't believe
I'm about to say this,
412
00:16:58,284 --> 00:17:00,218
but can you please get off of me?
413
00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:03,054
You don't want to have sex with me?
414
00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:05,957
I very much want
to have sex with you,
415
00:17:05,959 --> 00:17:07,191
but not when
you're preoccupied with Sofia
416
00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:09,127
because then it's like
I'm having sex with both of you,
417
00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:10,294
which is exactly what I don't want.
418
00:17:10,296 --> 00:17:12,196
(emphatically) I don't want.
419
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:14,332
Okay, so do you want
to use a punch or not?
420
00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:17,068
Gabi, the punch card
is supposed to be fun.
421
00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:18,136
Is this fun?
422
00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:20,004
No, of course it's not fun!
423
00:17:20,006 --> 00:17:21,039
I'm upset!
424
00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:22,373
I can't believe
how much she overreacted.
425
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,308
I mean, just because
she has this new job
426
00:17:24,310 --> 00:17:26,978
working for a crazy woman who
runs her ragged day and night,
427
00:17:26,980 --> 00:17:28,179
I mean, that's not my fault.
428
00:17:28,181 --> 00:17:30,048
(gasps) Oh, my god,
that is so my fault.
429
00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:33,051
I didn't even ask her
about her new job.
430
00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:34,085
I'm so selfish!
431
00:17:34,087 --> 00:17:37,188
Hey, you're not selfish.
432
00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:38,389
I get it.
433
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:41,159
Sometimes it's hard to resist this.
434
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:44,395
Yeah, I gotta go talk to Sofia.
435
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,064
Okay, you go. Hey, you know what?
436
00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:48,347
Run like the wind. Hurry up.
Take the Porsche. Hurry back.
437
00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:56,407
Good as new. I can't even
tell the difference.
438
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,242
Josh will never be the wiser.
439
00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:00,078
You're brilliant, Elliot.
440
00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:04,282
What?
441
00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:07,051
Do you realize
it's been like three hours
442
00:18:07,053 --> 00:18:08,086
since you mentioned her name?
443
00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:10,021
(gasps) Oh, my god. Keisha.
444
00:18:10,023 --> 00:18:11,255
You didn't say "Pineapple"!
445
00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:13,524
And I'm not in hysterics.
446
00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:16,060
- Why do you think?
- Why do you think?
447
00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:18,196
Drinking made me forget?
448
00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:22,233
Or maybe you just needed
a little time to process,
449
00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:25,269
to realize that Keisha's happy
with her family on a farm.
450
00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:26,504
They have an emu.
451
00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:30,374
Which is a kind of... goat?
452
00:18:30,376 --> 00:18:31,442
Flightless bird.
453
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,211
Oh.
454
00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:35,146
Flightless bird sounds fun, too.
455
00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:37,281
You know what else sounds fun?
456
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:39,150
Taking down the swing
we bought for Keisha
457
00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:41,352
and putting up the one
we bought for us?
458
00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:44,388
- He's back!
- (chuckles)
459
00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:51,229
Sofia?
460
00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:52,430
Is it safe to be in here?
461
00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:54,032
Well, the rat
in the hallway looked fine.
462
00:18:57,403 --> 00:18:58,469
Both: I'm sorry.
463
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,571
Wait, why are you sorry?
464
00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:03,307
Oh, because you overreacted
about me and Josh
465
00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:05,243
because you're overwhelmed
about your new job
466
00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:07,145
that I'm so sorry
I never asked you about?
467
00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:09,480
No, it's okay, Gabi.
468
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,415
I know that when it comes
to you and Josh,
469
00:19:11,417 --> 00:19:13,484
you get a little crazy,
and it happened to me too.
470
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:16,487
You know, at this new job,
I have to be so professional
471
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,456
and stuff all my feelings down,
472
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:21,259
and I guess I just took
it out on you and Josh.
473
00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:22,360
It felt so good!
474
00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:25,329
Aww. Well, listen,
you can vent to me anytime.
475
00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:27,532
Well, you can tell me the truth
about you and Josh.
476
00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:30,434
Okay, good, because
there's one more thing.
477
00:19:30,436 --> 00:19:32,570
Um, do you remember
that lamp that you love?
478
00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:37,275
Josh broke it.
479
00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:44,315
Well, you know, now that
I have this new job,
480
00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:46,184
maybe I can steal one from work.
481
00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:48,186
Oh, there you go! That's my girl.
482
00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:49,620
And listen, you were so right
about this punch card.
483
00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:52,156
It's so stupid. I know I
shouldn't be sleeping with Josh.
484
00:19:52,158 --> 00:19:53,524
It messes everything up, even us.
485
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:56,394
So, you know what? It ends right now.
486
00:19:59,465 --> 00:20:00,631
Aww.
487
00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:02,567
You ripped up
your sex punch card for me.
488
00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:04,635
Mm-hmm. Because you are
my best friend.
489
00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:06,204
And you are mine.
490
00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:08,172
You know, all this punch card talk
491
00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:09,307
makes me want some fro-yo.
492
00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:11,142
Oh, okay.
493
00:20:11,144 --> 00:20:13,311
Well, my treat to congratulate you
494
00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:15,613
on your new job as...
495
00:20:17,483 --> 00:20:19,584
- Assistant to Logan Rawlings.
- Assistant to Logan Rawlings!
496
00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:21,552
Yeah.
497
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,621
Yes! That is such a cool job!
498
00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:28,492
Gabi: Um, you know what?
499
00:20:28,494 --> 00:20:31,495
I actually-- I think
I forgot my wallet.
500
00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:41,439
Sofia: Scotch tape's
on top of the fridge!
501
00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:45,610
You're the best!
502
00:20:48,514 --> 00:20:51,415
See, sweetie?
This is the perfect distraction.
503
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:52,550
You're right.
504
00:20:52,552 --> 00:20:54,585
Haven't cried about
Keisha leaving in days.
505
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,587
And nothing will ever replace her,
506
00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:59,457
but it does help to have
another little girl to love.
507
00:21:01,394 --> 00:21:03,461
Isn't that right, Yentl?
508
00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:07,398
And look, Josh sent us a gift
509
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:08,566
to congratulate us on the puppy.
510
00:21:08,568 --> 00:21:10,434
Oh, my god,
511
00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:12,503
it's the $4,000 bottle of wine.
512
00:21:13,539 --> 00:21:15,273
You know what
we're gonna do with that.
513
00:21:16,242 --> 00:21:17,508
Both: Re-gift.
514
00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:19,543
Come on, Yentl.
515
00:21:19,545 --> 00:21:20,611
(whines softly)
516
00:21:22,215 --> 00:21:23,481
Puppy, can you hear me?
517
00:21:23,483 --> 00:21:24,615
(barks softly)
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