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[♪ upbeat spooky
rock music playing]
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12:01.
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It's officially Halloween.
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So this is midnight, huh?
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Not impressed.
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I have been waiting 364 days
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to get back at Billie
for pranking us last year.
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- So what's the plan?
- Simple. I conjure a box of worms.
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We sneak in. I dump.
She screams.
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We laugh. We run.
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You had me at dump.
Let's do this.
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- Boo!
- [screams]
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[screeches]
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Hah. I can't believe you
double crossed your own brother.
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Yeah, I probably just destroyed
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- a lifetime of trust.
- Ugh.
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Eh, worth it.
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Guys, what is all the...
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[yells]
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Bonus scare. Nice!
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You know, I always thought
Halloween was about the candy,
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but it's really about scaring the fudge
out of the people you love.
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Now you get it.
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[singing] ♪ Everything is not
what it seems ♪
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♪ When you can have
what you want ♪
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♪ By the simplest means ♪
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♪ Be careful not to mess with
the balance of things ♪
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♪ Because everything is not ♪
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♪ What it seems ♪
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[whispering]
♪ You could run into trouble ♪
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♪ If you go to
extremes because ♪
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[singing] ♪ Everything is not
what it seems ♪
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♪ Yes, please ♪
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♪ What it seems ♪
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Hi, GhostMates?
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Yeah. I need to order
some ghosts
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for my haunted house tonight.
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Okay. Let me get
a sheet shaker, a chain rattler,
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and you still got that
buy-one-get-one on those shriek lovers?
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- Perfect. Thanks.
- [door opens]
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Oh my.
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Check it out.
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You said get a dairy costume?
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I got a dairy costume.
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I said get a scary costume.
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Dang it! I knew
I was overthinking it.
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I said, "Winter,
don't overthink it."
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And what did I do?
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Overthought it.
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Don't worry. I got the scary
part covered for tonight.
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I'm turning our living room
into a Halloween haunted house
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with real ghosts
from the wizard world.
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Did you ask Mr. Russo
if you could use real ghosts?
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Oh, I didn't have to.
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He and Alex did the same thing
at their parents' sub shop
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back in the day.
He's gonna love it.
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[Justin groans]
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- Oh, my.
- Happy Halloween, Mr. Russo.
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Is it? Some of us
have been up since midnight
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because we got the fudge
scared out of us.
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I am so sorry
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that Milo did that to you.
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But, hey, I've got something
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that I think might cheer you up.
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What would you say if I told you
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we're gonna throw the scariest
haunted house on Staten Island
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with, wait for it, real ghosts.
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I would say, wait for it,
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no.
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What do you mean, "no"?
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Wizards love Halloween,
and you're a wizard.
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I'm also tired, and I'm cranky
and the last thing that I want
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is a house full
of screaming ghosts.
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But, hey, I really appreciate
you asking me first.
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Uh, Billie?
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Your ghosts are here.
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Shoot! Get out!
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Go toward the light!
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I mean, old Billie would have
ordered the ghosts first
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and then asked for permission.
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She was a real rascal,
wasn't she?
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I'm so proud of you, Billie.
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You really...
Haven't changed a bit.
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I know I should have
asked you first,
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but since
they're already here...
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No ghosts. No haunted house.
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Wow. Justin's really lost
his Halloween spirit.
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I guess we're just gonna have
to send the ghosts back.
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But we can't throw
a haunted house without ghosts.
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They're the haunted part.
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Otherwise we're just
throwing a house.
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Oh. Tripwire.
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That's troubling.
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[skeleton laughs]
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Aw, Dad,
you tripped my tripwire.
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Oh, sorry for walking down
the only hallway
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to my bedroom.
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Now excuse me,
I'm gonna go take a nap.
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A nap?
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It's ten in the morning.
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Was that for me?
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You call this a prank?
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You didn't even use magic.
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This is just a janky decoration
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from the Halloween store.
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I used magic...
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to conjure a janky decoration
from the Halloween store.
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Why are you still trying
to prank me, anyway?
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Are you still mad
about this morning?
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You mean when I was betrayed
by my own flesh and blood
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on our first wizard Halloween,
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when our bond
should be unbreakable?
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Yeah, I'm a little miffed.
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It was just a joke.
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Yeah, but it was supposed
to be a joke on Billie.
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We were brothers, Milo, but...
but you made us enemies.
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We're "brenemies."
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I'm sorry. I won't prank
you again. I promise.
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[Giada screams]
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Who put a three-headed rat
!in my shower?
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In my defense,
it was meant for Roman.
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Then why was it in my shower?
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I wasn't gonna put it in ours.
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I use that shower too.
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No more pranks, period.
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[Roman, Milo] Sorry, Mom.
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Here, I'll get rid of the rat.
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Nice try.
If I leave it with you,
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you'll just name it
and try to raise it.
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I would not name it.
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I will find you, Jeffrey.
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I guess the prank war's off.
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What do you say? Truce.
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Truce? You think I'm gonna
give up that easy
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on our first wizard Halloween?
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I will give you candy.
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You got yourself truce.
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You know what?
I'm just gonna stand.
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Winter, why don't you just
take your costume off?
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I can't.
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The zipper broke so my mom
had to sew me into it.
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I'm in this thing till curfew.
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I can't believe Justin
canceled my haunted house.
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Why is he suddenly being
a Halloween Scrooge?
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It's from this wizard story
called "A Halloween Carol"
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where this guy,
Wizbenezer Scrooge,
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loses his Halloween spirit,
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and to get it back,
these three ghosts
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show him his Halloween Future,
Present and Past.
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Mortals have the same story,
but it's set at Christmas
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and the ghosts start
in the past and...
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We stole it, didn't we?
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Wait.
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What if Justin's being
a Scrooge,
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because he lost
his Halloween spirit?
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Do you think
if we help him find it,
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- he'll let us do our haunted house?
- Are you really asking?
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Nope. I already made up
my mind.
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Now, Justin Russo,
prepare to get Halloween Carol-ed!
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Billie, I can't get out of here.
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Wait. How did I get in here?
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- That's a great pumpkin, Milo.
- Thanks.
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I can't help but notice
that it's the same size as your head.
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[giggles]
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Yeah, I guess it is.
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It even has your triangle nose
and your goofy grin.
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[giggles]
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- What are you talking about?
- Oh, nothing.
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Just... just the observation
of a loving brother.
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Nothing more.
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[giggling]
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Okay, what's going on?
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Oh, I pranked you!
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I pranked you so hard.
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What? But we had a truce.
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I only made you think
we had a truce.
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That way, you wouldn't
be suspicious
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of my "peace offering" of candy,
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but it was actually
Wizard candy.
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And any minute now,
your head's gonna turn
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into a jack-o-lantern.
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[laughs maniacally]
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No, uh, it's not.
I didn't eat the candy.
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I put in my secret hiding spot.
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But I checked there
and it's gone.
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Well, I didn't eat it.
And the only other person
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who takes candy
from my hiding spot is...
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- [Giada] Boys!
- Oh, no.
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[Giada] I cannot believe
you didn't listen to me.
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We talked about this.
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It wasn't me. Roman did it.
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But it was supposed
to happen to Milo.
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How would it happen to Milo?
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He doesn't even know how
to use the washing machine.
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I don't and I refuse to learn.
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Wait, washing machine?
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One of you left a red pen
in your pocket.
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And now all your dad's tighty
whities are tighty pinkies.
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That's why you're mad at us?
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Unless there's some other
reason I should be mad at you.
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No, no, that is it.
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That is the reason.
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Why are you guys
looking at me like that?
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Is there something on my face?
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Quick! Do something!
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Just admiring
your supermodel costume.
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But I'm not wearing a...
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Oh...
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I see what you're doing. Okay.
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You're not in trouble this time.
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[laughing] Supermodel.
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Who, me?
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Oh, that was close.
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Can we just agree
that we're even now?
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Sure. I won't get back to you
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for almost giving me
a pumpkin head.
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You've got nothing
to worry about.
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[giggling]
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[Justin snoring]
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[thunder rumbling]
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[Billie, booming voice]
Justin Russo!
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[continues snoring]
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Justin Russo!
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[snoring]
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Justin, someone spilled
grape juice on the couch.
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Use baking soda
and sparkling water,
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but dab, don't wipe!
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Billie, what are you doing here?
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I am here with a dire warning.
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You have lost
your Halloween spirit,
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and I'm here to show you
the consequences of losing it.
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Billie, is this about me
canceling the haunted house?
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Obviously.
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At the stroke of, uh...
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what time is it?
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- 11:26.
- 11:26 am.
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You will be visited
by three spirits.
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Actually, one, me.
I'm the spirit.
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Billie, I just want
to take a nap.
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No nap for you, Wizbenezer.
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[thunder rumbling]
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Wizbenezer?
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Wait, wait, wait. Are you
trying to Halloween Carol me?
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Uh, duh.
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Let's roll.
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Behold your Halloween Future.
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Your loss of Halloween spirit
has turned the world
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into a nightmare
for your family.
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[microwave dings]
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[sighs] Boys, dinner's ready.
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[Roman] Cricket loaf?
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- Again?
- But it's Halloween.
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Maybe for some people,
sweetie, but not for us.
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[♪ tragic music playing]
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Billie, what is this?
256
00:10:46,938 --> 00:10:48,314
It's the future you created
257
00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:49,983
when you canceled
my haunted house.
258
00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:51,568
The world is now divided
into those
259
00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,695
who have Halloween spirit,
the "Have-oweens,"
260
00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:55,697
and those who don't,
the "Have-not-oweens."
261
00:10:56,781 --> 00:10:57,782
That's not a thing.
262
00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:01,119
Yeah? Then why is a Have-oween
living in our house,
263
00:11:01,202 --> 00:11:03,163
while we live in the backyard
and eat bug loaf?
264
00:11:04,622 --> 00:11:05,915
Who's living in our house?
265
00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:09,002
Happy Halloween,
Have-not-oweenies!
266
00:11:10,587 --> 00:11:12,505
Billie, there's no way any
of this happens
267
00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:14,424
just 'cause I canceled
a haunted house.
268
00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:15,508
Okay.
269
00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:18,261
Then perhaps a glimpse
of your Halloween Present
270
00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:19,637
might change your mind.
271
00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:26,227
Look at what your loss
of Halloween spirit
272
00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:28,646
has done to your precious
baby boys.
273
00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:32,150
[chuckles] Hey, Milo,
check this out.
274
00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:33,913
- [chuckles] Nice, send that to me.
- Okay.
275
00:11:35,069 --> 00:11:36,070
So sad.
276
00:11:36,154 --> 00:11:38,573
Sharing memes
like it's any old Saturday.
277
00:11:38,656 --> 00:11:40,617
No costumes.
No trick-or-treating.
278
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,100
We should probably
get our costumes.
279
00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:43,786
Yeah, we gotta
start trick-or-treating.
280
00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:47,916
Wow. Well, you really
changed my mind.
281
00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:49,185
I guess I'll just go upstairs,
282
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,211
think about what I learned
and take a nap.
283
00:11:51,294 --> 00:11:52,503
Nice try, Wizbenezer.
284
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:56,841
You still have yet to see
your Halloween Past.
285
00:11:59,302 --> 00:12:01,846
[Giada] Hey, boys, are you
gonna want dinner
286
00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:04,140
before or after
you trick-or-treat?
287
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:05,516
Well, after
I'll be full of candy
288
00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:06,601
so probably before we...
289
00:12:06,684 --> 00:12:07,685
Ghost!
290
00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:10,605
I mean, you're not a ghost.
291
00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:11,916
[whispering]
Why is she a ghost?
292
00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:13,024
[whispering] I don't know.
293
00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:15,085
I put ghost powder in your bed
so when you made it...
294
00:12:15,109 --> 00:12:17,278
- I don't make my bed.
- Then who makes our beds?
295
00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:19,906
I'll give you two guesses,
and one of them's a ghost.
296
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:22,561
What are you two
whispering about?
297
00:12:22,617 --> 00:12:25,411
Just deciding which
of your meals is our favorite.
298
00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:26,788
They're all bangers!
299
00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:27,956
[doorbell rings]
300
00:12:28,039 --> 00:12:29,749
Ooh, our first
trick-or-treaters.
301
00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:31,376
This is so exciting.
302
00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:32,627
No, wait, Mom don't!
303
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,588
Happy Halloween!
304
00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:37,674
[girls scream]
305
00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:42,303
That was weird.
306
00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:44,889
This generation's soft.
Been saying it for years.
307
00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:48,726
Can you just turn
her back already?
308
00:12:51,854 --> 00:12:53,014
You know what? Forget dinner.
309
00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:54,983
You're just gonna fill up
on candy anyway.
310
00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:56,818
Just eat some green ones.
311
00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:58,152
We'll count it as a vegetable.
312
00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:02,991
Oh gosh, that was too close.
313
00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:04,468
All right. Truce for real
this time?
314
00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:05,660
Truce for real.
315
00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:08,692
Have we ever shaken
hands before?
316
00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:09,974
I think this is the first time.
317
00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:11,624
- Can it be the last?
- Absolutely.
318
00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:23,344
If the Halloween Past doesn't
bring back your spirit,
319
00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:25,221
nothing will.
320
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:27,390
What are we doing
in the sub shop?
321
00:13:28,016 --> 00:13:29,684
Is this the haunted house
Alex and I did?
322
00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:31,394
The one with the real ghosts?
323
00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:33,896
That's right. I brought you
here so you'll remember
324
00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:36,274
how fun Halloween can be
and to get your spirit back.
325
00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:37,900
Billie, get us out of here,
right now.
326
00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:39,360
But we'll miss the best part.
327
00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:42,822
[laughs evilly]
328
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:47,201
Boogily, boogily, boogily
Boogily, ah!
329
00:13:47,285 --> 00:13:48,703
[Young Justin yells]
330
00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:50,913
Captain Jim Bob, protect me.
331
00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:55,626
[laughs] Did you just see
that crazy face that ghost made?
332
00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:57,754
See? Halloween haunted houses
are fun.
333
00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:00,214
So do you have
your Halloween spirit back?
334
00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:01,758
No. Get us out of here
right now.
335
00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:04,135
Fine.
336
00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:13,561
Was that Justin Russo?
337
00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:16,647
[laughs maniacally]
338
00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:22,445
[sighs]
339
00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:25,364
Good. We're back
and Mantooth's gone.
340
00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:27,742
Wait, Mantooth? You know him?
341
00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:30,536
You mean the ghost who hid
under my bed every night of my childhood?
342
00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:32,330
Yeah, I know him.
343
00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:33,849
Alex invited him
to our haunted house
344
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,000
and that was the last
haunted house I ever did.
345
00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:37,978
But you're not still scared
of Mantooth, are you?
346
00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:39,879
[scoffs] Of course not.
I'm a grownup.
347
00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:41,964
Great, so I can have
my haunted house?
348
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:43,091
- No.
- Why not?
349
00:14:43,174 --> 00:14:45,009
'Cause I'm a grownup
and I said so.
350
00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:47,428
Now go to bed.
351
00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:51,182
But it's like 6:45.
352
00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:55,061
Finally, I can get some sleep.
353
00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:59,982
Just close your eyes
and don't think of Mantooth.
354
00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:06,280
- [thunder rumbling]
- [Mantooth chuckles]
355
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:14,080
[Mantooth chuckling]
356
00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:26,425
Hey!
357
00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:27,885
You asleep?
358
00:15:27,969 --> 00:15:30,346
[Justin yells]
359
00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:33,266
Mantooth, what are you
doing here?
360
00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:34,684
I followed you.
361
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,644
I haven't heard from you
in years.
362
00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:39,981
But now that I found you,
I'm going to haunt you...
363
00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:41,899
[yells] ...forever!
364
00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:47,530
Oh. Oh, good. He's gone.
365
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:49,213
Nope, I'm here.
I just dropped a contact.
366
00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:51,784
Now, where was i?
367
00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:53,077
Oh, that's right.
368
00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:55,872
Boogily boogily boogily
boogily boogily!
369
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,915
- [Mantooth laughs]
- No! [yells]
370
00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:04,213
Happy Halloween!
371
00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:08,092
So do you want to go
trick-or-treating?
372
00:16:08,176 --> 00:16:09,903
I'm thinking we just turn
the porch light off
373
00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:11,971
and house the entire
rest of this bowl.
374
00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:13,431
[Giada yells]
375
00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:18,102
[screams] What happened
to my hair?
376
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,983
- What did you do?
- I didn't do that.
377
00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:26,027
Well, she's gonna think
one of us did.
378
00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:28,029
Wait. I have an idea.
379
00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:29,947
But you're not gonna like it.
380
00:16:30,031 --> 00:16:31,508
- Does it get me out of trouble?
- Maybe.
381
00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:32,742
Good enough for me.
382
00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:40,041
[hair trimmer buzzing]
383
00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:42,126
Get away from me!
384
00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:44,545
[Mantooth] Boogily boogily
boogily boogily boogily!
385
00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:46,380
Winter?
386
00:16:46,464 --> 00:16:47,715
Did you hear anything weird?
387
00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:49,759
Just that creepy "Boogily
boogily boogily."
388
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:51,963
That's what I was afraid of.
389
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,679
- Come on.
- Right behind you.
390
00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:57,850
You got this.
391
00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:06,108
Mom, you're never gonna
believe what happened!
392
00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:12,615
Oh no! Did those darn
pranksters get you too?
393
00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:16,869
Well, I didn't suddenly decide
to try something new,
394
00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:18,454
I can tell you that!
395
00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:20,915
What monster could've done this?
396
00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:23,638
Well, the only thing we can be sure of
is that it wasn't any of us.
397
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:25,670
Clearly, we're all victims here.
398
00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:27,463
[sighs]
399
00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:31,342
[laughing]
400
00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:38,182
Sorry, suckers!
401
00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:39,892
You come for the Prank Queen,
402
00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:41,227
you better not miss!
403
00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:45,189
Mom, you pranked us?
404
00:17:45,273 --> 00:17:46,566
[laughs] That's right.
405
00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:48,359
I told you to stop
your magical prank war,
406
00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:49,443
but you didn't listen.
407
00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:51,028
So you knew the whole time?
408
00:17:51,112 --> 00:17:52,613
Yeah, Milo,
my head was a pumpkin,
409
00:17:52,697 --> 00:17:53,924
and then I walked
through a door.
410
00:17:53,948 --> 00:17:55,116
It was kind of hard to miss.
411
00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:57,660
I can't believe the only mortal
412
00:17:57,743 --> 00:17:59,287
in the house won
the magical prank war.
413
00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:01,122
Yeah, we shaved
our heads for nothing.
414
00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:03,124
Well, not for nothing.
415
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:07,253
The family group chat
is gonna blow up over this.
416
00:18:11,132 --> 00:18:14,719
[Mantooth laughing maniacally]
417
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:19,390
Stop running
and let me scare you.
418
00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:22,184
Just leave me alone.
419
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:24,562
- Justin!
- Billie, go back upstairs.
420
00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:28,274
No, stay.
So I can haunt you too.
421
00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:30,026
Please, you can't scare me.
422
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,862
Oh. Okay. I guess
I'll just leave then.
423
00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:35,740
- That was easy.
- Wait for it.
424
00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:37,783
One more thing...
425
00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:41,787
Boogily boogily boogily
Boogily boogily, ah!
426
00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:44,248
[Billie yells]
427
00:18:44,332 --> 00:18:46,292
[Justin yells]
428
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:47,752
Ooh, bonus scare.
429
00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:48,836
Nice!
430
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:52,006
[laughing maniacally]
431
00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:53,525
You know, nothing makes
you feel older
432
00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:55,885
than scaring the kid
of the kid you used to scare.
433
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:56,969
Am I right?
434
00:18:58,304 --> 00:19:02,767
Billie, I'm gonna haunt
you forever! [cackles]
435
00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:03,893
Leave her alone!
436
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:06,937
Oh, look at little Justin Russo
437
00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:09,940
standing up to his big,
bad ghost.
438
00:19:10,024 --> 00:19:12,109
Well, let's see how tough
you really are.
439
00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:14,320
I've been working on
a new scare.
440
00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:17,281
I call it "Change of Pants."
441
00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:19,116
Because that's what
you're gonna need.
442
00:19:20,868 --> 00:19:22,787
- Justin...
- Look away.
443
00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:23,871
I got this.
444
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:28,292
Boogily boogily boogily!
[growls]
445
00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:35,883
I don't get it! That's
the scariest face I ever made.
446
00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:39,136
Old Justin Russo would be
changing his pants right now.
447
00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:41,097
That was before
you went after Billie.
448
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,390
I don't care how scared I am,
449
00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:44,266
I'm never letting anything
happen to my kids.
450
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:45,851
Suit yourself!
451
00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:47,353
I'll haunt you both.
452
00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:50,606
[screams] Ghoul Boys!
453
00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:54,819
- What are Ghoul Boys?
- I think he means us.
454
00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:57,113
I hate Ghoul Boys.
455
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,573
One used to live under my bed
when I was a kid.
456
00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:02,493
They're not Ghoul Boys.
They're my sons.
457
00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:04,596
Although I'm not totally sure
why they look like that.
458
00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:06,747
They definitely weren't bald
at breakfast.
459
00:20:06,831 --> 00:20:09,166
It's not so fun being scared,
is it?
460
00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:11,335
That's what being scared
feels like?
461
00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:13,254
It's awful.
462
00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:16,674
Uh, yeah, that's how you made
me feel every night of my childhood.
463
00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:19,051
Wow. No wonder you hated me.
464
00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:20,886
Hate is a strong word.
465
00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:22,847
It's the right word.
466
00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:24,640
It's just strong.
467
00:20:25,808 --> 00:20:27,268
I'm sorry, Justin.
468
00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:29,186
I don't want to
make you feel afraid.
469
00:20:30,104 --> 00:20:32,022
- I don't.
- Really?
470
00:20:32,106 --> 00:20:34,400
Yeah. I'm not afraid
of you anymore.
471
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:36,569
Even when I do this,
boogily boogily...
472
00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:37,778
Ah, let's not push it.
473
00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:40,704
- Friends then?
- Let's not push that, either.
474
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:44,618
I didn't think it was possible
to have a weirder Halloween
475
00:20:44,702 --> 00:20:46,746
than last year, but here we are.
476
00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:50,666
Justin, I'm sorry
about all this.
477
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,811
If you wouldn't have
Halloween Carol-ed me,
478
00:20:52,835 --> 00:20:54,336
I wouldn't have stood up
to Mantooth.
479
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:56,213
It feels good not to be
afraid anymore.
480
00:20:56,297 --> 00:20:59,925
But why didn't you just tell
me you were afraid of ghosts?
481
00:21:00,009 --> 00:21:02,052
[sighs wearily]
Because I'm the adult.
482
00:21:02,136 --> 00:21:04,847
How am I gonna make you feel
safe if you think I'm scared?
483
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:08,350
You always make me feel safe.
484
00:21:09,143 --> 00:21:11,979
You were afraid of Mantooth,
but you protected me anyway.
485
00:21:12,062 --> 00:21:13,856
You're the bravest guy I know.
486
00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:14,940
Oh...
487
00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:19,904
You know, with your head shaved,
you look just like the rock.
488
00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:21,280
Like Dwayne Johnson?
489
00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:23,532
No, the rock we hide the keys
in out front.
490
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:25,743
[chuckles]
491
00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:27,995
And so we're back to
"brenemies," are we?
492
00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:30,221
What exactly happened
while we were gone?
493
00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:32,517
I'll tell you what happened.
494
00:21:32,541 --> 00:21:34,293
They pranked around
and found out.
495
00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:37,755
Oof. You messed with Giada
on Halloween?
496
00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:40,257
Maybe you're the bravest guys
I know.
497
00:21:40,341 --> 00:21:41,467
Or the dumbest.
498
00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:43,511
Definitely the baldest.
499
00:21:53,270 --> 00:21:57,399
Welcome! Let me gaze
into your future.
500
00:21:59,026 --> 00:22:00,027
You're gonna scream.
501
00:22:00,110 --> 00:22:01,737
[girls scream]
502
00:22:02,530 --> 00:22:03,989
- Boo!
- [girls scream]
503
00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:08,744
Boogily boogily boogily!
504
00:22:09,787 --> 00:22:11,413
Really? Nothing?
505
00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:15,417
- Hey, guys.
- [girls scream]
506
00:22:16,627 --> 00:22:17,628
That hurts.
507
00:22:19,922 --> 00:22:21,423
Ah, don't forget your candy.
508
00:22:21,799 --> 00:22:22,883
[all] Ooh.
509
00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:26,804
Best haunted house ever.
510
00:22:26,887 --> 00:22:28,848
A great Halloween
really is priceless.
511
00:22:28,931 --> 00:22:30,891
Well, actually,
according to GhostMates,
512
00:22:30,975 --> 00:22:33,227
a great Halloween costs $257.
513
00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:35,855
[laughing] Oh... Is that how much you paid
for those ghosts?
514
00:22:35,938 --> 00:22:38,148
Actually, it's what you paid
for those ghosts.
515
00:22:38,232 --> 00:22:39,984
I don't have a credit card.
I'm 13.
516
00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:42,027
Happy Halloween.
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