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Can't we just go home?
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If I gotta drag you to the doctor
at 8 in the morning...
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...you can cool your jets
while I get coffee.
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I must look like an idiot.
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Wish I could tell you different.
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You're the reason we went
to the eye doctor in the first place.
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You said,
"Throw me a piece of toast."
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I threw you a piece of toast.
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Two cups of regular coffee, please.
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- My treat.
- Oh, that makes up for everything.
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Pigeons can feed out of my eye socket,
but I get a free cup of coffee.
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Just the coffee. Keep the change.
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I'm gonna need your help
until I get this patch off.
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I am absolutely there for you.
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Great.
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Great. So...
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So you'll drive me to work,
pick me up, get Jake at school...
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...do the grocery shopping...
- Okay, I may have misspoken.
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Charlie, you have to.
You know I can't drive.
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I don't see why not.
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- Oh, look who's here.
- Who?
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A girl I used to go out with.
Over there.
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Hey, Sherri.
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- Hey, Charlie, long time.
- Yeah. Good to see you.
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- This is my brother, Alan.
- Hi.
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- Hi.
- What happened to your eye?
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Well, I wanted
a piece of toast, and...
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Bar fight.
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- Nice to meet you.
- Well, nice meeting you too.
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- Good to see you, Charlie.
- Good to see you too.
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- Wow, you went out with her?
- Yep.
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Why would you stop?
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I don't remember.
I probably got bored.
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Bored? How do you
get bored with that?
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For every beautiful woman,
there's at least one guy out there...
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...who's tired of pretending to listen
to her in exchange for sex.
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Well, let me go on record as saying,
I am not that guy.
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If I ever had a woman like that,
I would cherish her.
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I would worship her. I would...
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...start a small country and put her
face on a stamp so I could lick her head.
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- Why don't you go talk to her.
- Yeah, right.
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Gorgeous women like that are
not interested in pasty guys like me...
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...unless we're in line
for the British throne.
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- So you give up without even trying?
- Yep. That's my motto.
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Why waste time on 10s when you're
already getting rejected by sixes?
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Alan, listen to me. You are a smart,
sensitive, good-Iooking man...
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...with some milky discharge
coming out of one eye...
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...but who amongst us is perfect?
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That's the other thing.
Look at me. I'm a mess.
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So? Women like Sherri have big,
hunky guys hitting on them all day long.
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A guy like you walks up, makes a move,
you know what that says to her?
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Trick or treat?
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It says, "I'm confident in who I am."
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- You think?
- I know.
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So, what if she's not interested.
What's the worst that could happen?
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Actually, the worst that could happen
is she points at me...
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...and laughs, causing every
seventh grader in the cafeteria to turn...
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...and watch me slink back
to the geek table...
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...with a growing wet spot
on the front of my chinos.
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We ninth graders enjoyed it also.
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But you're not in junior high anymore,
and you're not a...
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You're not in junior high anymore.
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- It's time to let go of those fears.
- I don't know.
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Oh, come on, Alan.
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For once in your life, don't settle.
Go for what you really want.
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You know what? You're right.
I'm gonna go talk to her.
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Hold on.
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Let's clean some of that discharge.
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You wanna say "I'm confident,"
not "I'm infectious."
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There. Go get her.
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Hey, you see that guy over there?
Twenty bucks says he wets himself.
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- Hello.
- Hi.
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- Alan?
- I remember.
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Look, I needed to come clean
about something.
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I wasn't actually in a bar fight.
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I took a piece of whole-wheat toast
to the eye.
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I mean, it was cut diagonally
and toasted well...
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...so it was essentially shrapnel.
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Did some real damage.
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I see. And why do you feel the need
to tell me all this?
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Well, I guess I didn't want
our relationship to start on a lie.
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Our relationship?
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- I'll go now.
- No, no, wait.
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Sit down. Join me.
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Okay.
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- That's it. I'm out.
- Oh, come on.
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No, no, no. No more.
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You got a date. Leave it alone.
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Not just a date. A date with...
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Enough.
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- I'd think you'd be happy for me.
- I am happy for you.
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You had the courage to walk over...
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...with your pus-filled eye
and fall on your ass...
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...and still got a date with one of
the most beautiful women I've ever met.
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- I'm not only happy for you, I'm proud.
- Thank you.
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Now, I have to re-evaluate
everything I thought I knew...
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...about men, women, relationships,
God and the universe.
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But that's not your problem.
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Charlie, I am as surprised as you
that she said yes.
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I don't think so.
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I was really intimidated, but as it turns
out, she's just like a regular person...
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...except for, you know,
being from the planet:
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Alan, never do that around me again.
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You know, actually,
we have a lot in common.
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Okay. I'll bite.
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Well, we both went through
tough divorces.
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- Sherri was married?
- You didn't know that?
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- It never came up.
- What did come up?
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Never mind. Scratch that.
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Where should
I take her to dinner?
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Where did you go
so I can take her somewhere else?
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Last thing you want is for her
to start comparing you to me.
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Exactly.
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Wait.
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What do you mean?
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You want your relationship
to stand on its own.
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- Right.
- Well, that's what I meant.
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Okay. I thought you were trying to rub
my nose in the fact that you dated her.
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Alan, I would never do that.
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Well, thank you.
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I don't have to.
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You think you could kill a guy
with a piece of toast?
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No.
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Because if you did,
you could eat the toast.
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The police would never find the
weapon. It's the perfect crime.
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And part of a nutritious breakfast.
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Okay, guys, I guess I'll see you later.
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Where you going?
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- Out for dinner.
- With who?
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Jake, look, I think...
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I think you're old enough to know
that your dad's not just a dad.
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He's also a man and that...
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...even though I'm not married
to your mom...
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...I still enjoy the company of women...
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...which means that I will
occasionally go out with one.
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But the important thing
for you to understand...
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...is that I am not trying to
replace your mother.
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In fact, no one
can replace your mother.
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I bet you could kill a guy
with a piece of bacon.
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All right, then.
I'm glad we had this talk.
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I'm gonna go post my plan
on the Internet.
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You know, there's moments
around here...
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...that make me wish
I had a son of my own.
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That wasn't one of them.
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Yeah, well. Anyway, I really
appreciate you watching him tonight.
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No problem.
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- How you getting to the restaurant?
- Sherri's picking me up.
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- Very convenient.
- Why?
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Because she's been here before?
Been here with you?
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Because you've had sex with her
in every room in the house?
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No, because you can't drive.
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But it's interesting to see
how your mind works.
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Alan, let me give you some advice.
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Alcohol impairs your ability
to make good decisions.
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We don't want you to lose that ability.
We want her to.
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Of course. Very good.
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What else?
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Well, women like Sherri already know
they're beautiful and desirable.
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- You won't score points by telling her.
- Okay.
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Don't be in a hurry
to spill your guts.
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She doesn't need your life story...
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...before you get the salad.
- Got it.
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As someone who knows your life story,
I'd say she doesn't need to hear it at all.
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Right, right.
I'll be cool, aloof, distant.
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She's here, she's here, she's here!
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What about the... What... What...
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What about the kiss goodnight?
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- Should I ask or just go for it?
- Go for it.
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Don't wait until the last minute.
It creates pressure.
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- Get it out of the way early.
- How early?
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After dinner,
when you walk to the car...
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...open her door, wait for her
to say thank you...
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...smile, lean in, and kiss her.
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Oh, nice.
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Hi, Alan. You ready?
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You're the most beautiful woman
I've ever seen, and I don't deserve you.
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That's another way to go.
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- Madam.
- Thank you.
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- Sir.
- Oh, thank you.
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- Would you like the wine list?
- No.
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I'll have the Woodbridge Pinot Noir.
Or should we get a bottle?
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Oh, definitely get a bottle.
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Coffee for me.
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You know, Sherri, I'd really like
to see more of you.
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Maybe we should wait
and see how tonight goes.
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No, I mean, I've only got one good eye.
Could we change places?
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Oh, sure.
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- Are you okay?
- Oh, yes, yes. Fine.
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- This is a nice place.
- Yeah.
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It's my favorite.
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You ever come here with Charlie?
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I don't know. Probably.
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He's a big steak-eater.
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I'm more of a fish guy.
You know, I'm surf, he's turf.
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And we're cops.
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- You're very cute.
- You too.
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All right.
So tell me about yourself.
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Well, there's not a lot to tell.
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I was San Fernando Valley
Chiropractor of the Year...
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...if you follow that kind of thing.
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Recently divorced.
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But not too recently. I've already had
my rebound, transitional relationships.
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- So no worries there.
- Good to know.
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Actually, it wasn't so much
a relationship...
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...as a case of mistaken identity,
but I think it still counts.
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- Okay.
- And...
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...as you know, I live with Charlie...
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...whom you've already...
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- Met?
- Yeah, let's go with met.
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Alan, is my having dated Charlie
gonna be a problem for you?
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No, no, no. A little.
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Okay, look. Charlie and l...
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We had a very brief,
superficial relationship.
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Okay? And to be honest,
it was mostly about sex.
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Great.
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My point is, yeah, I'm tired of those,
those shallow relationships...
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...I was having with guys like Charlie.
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I wanna be with a man who can be
sensitive and caring, nurturing.
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You know, somebody who can
make me laugh, make me think.
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You do realize I'm straight, right?
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- See, you really are adorable.
- Thank you.
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I tend to bring out
the mothering instinct in women.
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- Oh, really?
- Ironically, not my mother.
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What the hell are you doing?
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Check it out. Ninja death toast.
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Okay, stop it, stop it.
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You're in no position
to give orders, Mr. Harper.
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- Morning.
- Morning.
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- Death toast?
- Oh, thank you.
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- So how did it go last night?
- Fine.
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That's it? Fine?
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Charlie, we're not in high school
anymore. I'm not gonna go into detail.
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- Okay, don't tell me.
- Jake, go watch TV.
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- I'm still hungry.
- There's bread all over the living room.
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All right.
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- Well?
- It went great.
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She said I'm adorable. She thinks I'm
nurturing, caring and sensitive.
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- I'm exactly what she's looking for.
- She's looking for a half-blind sheepdog?
239
00:14:35,389 --> 00:14:37,975
She invited me to her house
for dinner tonight.
240
00:14:38,142 --> 00:14:41,437
- I think she wants to have sex.
- With who?
241
00:14:41,645 --> 00:14:44,231
- With me.
- With you.
242
00:14:44,398 --> 00:14:45,566
Hang on a second.
243
00:14:49,737 --> 00:14:52,406
Nope. No snowballs reported in hell.
244
00:14:54,158 --> 00:14:56,452
No sightings of flying pigs.
245
00:14:56,952 --> 00:14:59,204
- What am I gonna do?
- You don't know?
246
00:14:59,371 --> 00:15:01,498
Come on, Alan,
you were married for 12 years.
247
00:15:01,707 --> 00:15:04,126
What does marriage
have to do with sex?
248
00:15:04,293 --> 00:15:07,004
Point taken.
Okay, you want some tips?
249
00:15:07,212 --> 00:15:09,840
No, no, nothing like that.
250
00:15:10,632 --> 00:15:12,843
I need step-by-step instructions.
251
00:15:13,343 --> 00:15:16,472
All right. Since this is your
first bout in this weight class...
252
00:15:16,638 --> 00:15:18,432
...I'd say stick with the basics.
253
00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:22,269
Better to do the simple stuff well
than the fancy stuff badly.
254
00:15:22,436 --> 00:15:24,938
Got it.
And the simple stuff would be...
255
00:15:25,731 --> 00:15:28,775
Well, you know how women
like you to go slow?
256
00:15:28,984 --> 00:15:32,779
Really? My ex-wife put
a premium on brevity.
257
00:15:33,113 --> 00:15:36,325
Her motto was, " Less is more,
and none is perfect."
258
00:15:36,825 --> 00:15:39,912
Well, Sherri's not like that.
You're gonna wanna take your time.
259
00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:42,956
- I can do that.
- But don't loiter either.
260
00:15:43,165 --> 00:15:46,585
You don't want her to get bored
and play solitaire on your head.
261
00:15:47,461 --> 00:15:49,546
No loitering. Got it.
262
00:15:52,591 --> 00:15:55,093
- Something else?
- Okay.
263
00:15:55,260 --> 00:15:58,597
When you're with a woman like Sherri,
who's so gosh-darn beautiful...
264
00:15:58,764 --> 00:16:01,350
...that you get excited
just thinking about her...
265
00:16:01,767 --> 00:16:06,563
...how do you keep the sprinklers from
going off while you're still mowing?
266
00:16:09,066 --> 00:16:11,526
Let me make sure I understand.
267
00:16:11,985 --> 00:16:16,782
You wanna keep your toothpaste
in the tube until you're done brushing.
268
00:16:18,116 --> 00:16:19,826
What are you talking about?
269
00:16:20,410 --> 00:16:24,665
- What are you talking about?
- Okay, okay. Let me try again.
270
00:16:25,165 --> 00:16:30,170
I don't wanna frost the cake
while I'm still mixing the batter.
271
00:16:30,921 --> 00:16:33,340
I don't get it.
She must have lost a bet.
272
00:16:33,548 --> 00:16:35,884
- Excuse me?
- Nothing.
273
00:16:36,051 --> 00:16:39,429
All right. Here's what you do.
274
00:16:43,100 --> 00:16:46,770
When you feel like the train
is leaving the station...
275
00:16:46,979 --> 00:16:49,189
You mean, going in the tunnel?
276
00:16:49,398 --> 00:16:51,566
No, no, I mean leaving the station.
277
00:16:51,775 --> 00:16:54,653
But you have to leave the station
to get to the tunnel.
278
00:16:55,862 --> 00:16:58,031
Okay, okay.
279
00:16:58,198 --> 00:16:59,574
Let's start from the top.
280
00:16:59,741 --> 00:17:02,285
And work our way down, right?
281
00:17:05,664 --> 00:17:09,042
You know what?
Just shut up and listen.
282
00:17:09,793 --> 00:17:13,171
When you're making love,
the way to slow yourself down is...
283
00:17:13,338 --> 00:17:15,716
...to think of something
completely non-sexual.
284
00:17:15,924 --> 00:17:19,219
- Well, what do you think of?
- You.
285
00:17:36,695 --> 00:17:39,364
That was a really great dinner.
286
00:17:40,407 --> 00:17:43,326
I'm glad you enjoyed it.
You ready for dessert?
287
00:17:43,535 --> 00:17:45,537
I've been ready since I was 14.
288
00:17:48,290 --> 00:17:50,625
I'll be back.
Why don't you put some music on.
289
00:17:50,792 --> 00:17:52,461
Okay.
290
00:18:13,482 --> 00:18:15,942
Hey, how about Diana Krall?
291
00:18:16,151 --> 00:18:20,030
Oh, actually, that's your brother's CD.
Do you mind bringing it back to him?
292
00:18:20,405 --> 00:18:21,448
Not at all.
293
00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:25,660
I think I have one of his T-shirts.
You might as well take that too.
294
00:18:25,827 --> 00:18:27,913
No problem.
295
00:18:28,121 --> 00:18:30,207
Hey, this is a cool, little CD player.
296
00:18:30,415 --> 00:18:33,752
Oh, thanks. It was a gift from your...
It was a gift.
297
00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:36,254
Perfect.
298
00:18:36,463 --> 00:18:39,508
Is there anything else
Charlie left behind?
299
00:18:41,927 --> 00:18:43,470
Just me.
300
00:18:48,016 --> 00:18:49,476
My brother's a fool.
301
00:18:49,684 --> 00:18:51,853
No argument here.
302
00:18:54,397 --> 00:18:58,818
- That is a very effective neglig�e.
- Thank you.
303
00:18:58,985 --> 00:19:01,071
- Was it a gift?
- No.
304
00:19:01,238 --> 00:19:04,491
- As a matter of fact, I bought it myself.
- Oh, good.
305
00:19:06,576 --> 00:19:08,828
- How long ago?
- What?
306
00:19:09,037 --> 00:19:11,331
Well, I was just wondering
if Charlie saw it.
307
00:19:12,249 --> 00:19:14,042
Alan, don't go there.
308
00:19:14,668 --> 00:19:17,587
Oh, I wasn't going anywhere.
It's just that...
309
00:19:18,797 --> 00:19:22,175
- Nothing. More kissing.
- Okay, okay.
310
00:19:22,634 --> 00:19:25,762
What exactly is bothering you?
311
00:19:26,388 --> 00:19:29,349
Well, it's kind of hard to explain.
312
00:19:29,891 --> 00:19:33,478
For example, once,
when Charlie and I were at camp...
313
00:19:33,645 --> 00:19:37,315
...I lost my swim trunks, and I had
to wear an old pair of Charlie's, and...
314
00:19:37,482 --> 00:19:40,026
...I just couldn't enjoy
the pool at all.
315
00:19:42,028 --> 00:19:45,156
So, what are you saying?
I'm a pair of used swim trunks?
316
00:19:45,365 --> 00:19:49,327
No, no. In this case,
I think you would be the pool.
317
00:19:50,745 --> 00:19:52,163
Maybe this was a bad idea.
318
00:19:52,330 --> 00:19:54,666
No, no, it's a great idea.
It's right up there...
319
00:19:54,833 --> 00:19:58,336
...with the wheel, fire and refrigerators
that give ice through the door.
320
00:19:58,545 --> 00:20:01,131
- Sorry. I don't wanna do this anymore.
- What? Why?
321
00:20:01,339 --> 00:20:05,343
You can't be with me without it being
some competition with your brother.
322
00:20:05,552 --> 00:20:07,345
It's not a competition.
323
00:20:07,512 --> 00:20:11,266
And even it was, shouldn't we do it
first before you decide who wins?
324
00:20:12,017 --> 00:20:13,351
You are unbelievable.
325
00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:16,771
- That could be taken a couple of ways.
- Get out.
326
00:20:16,938 --> 00:20:19,816
Well, no ambiguity there.
327
00:20:20,734 --> 00:20:22,819
Don't forget your brother's CD.
328
00:20:23,278 --> 00:20:25,238
My eye!
329
00:20:32,845 --> 00:20:35,097
Man, I love sunsets.
330
00:20:35,264 --> 00:20:39,560
The way the sky is streaked with color.
It's amazing.
331
00:20:44,731 --> 00:20:48,068
It's the pollution that makes
those pretty colors, you know.
332
00:20:48,277 --> 00:20:53,574
What you're enjoying is the effect
of light passing through airborne poison.
333
00:20:56,201 --> 00:21:00,539
No, that's not
what I'm really enjoying.
334
00:21:04,710 --> 00:21:06,503
Boy, I hope that's guacamole.
335
00:21:30,193 --> 00:21:32,279
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