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[opening theme music playing]

[school bell rings]

Dude, these photos are so good.

You've really captured people's best sides.

Wow!

Wow!

Wow!

Wow!

Whoa-ho-ho-ho!

Who's that?

That's Miss Simian.

So, you think they'll let me be photographer

for the yearbook club?

Definitely.

[tearfully] The gift you possess [sniffles] is magic.

I'm so proud.

Off on your very own adventure.

Thanks, dude.

[tearfully] I really put everything I have

into this portfolio.

-[cries] -I just...

Let me... Let me just get up on this table.

Let me help you, dude.

I can do it on my own. Whoa!

[grunts]

Yearbook club, here I come!

Congratulations, Darwin!

You've got the job...

of taking out the trash,

which includes this portfolio,

because we've already got a photographer.

[laughs]

Yeah, that was a good one.

He's a real behind-the-scenes kind of chap.

Maybe you could go ask our pencil sharpening department

if they have any other pointless tasks

that need doing.

-Huh? -[laughs]

Hmm...

Rising... Rising...

Levitaticus.

-Aw! -[gasps]

If you'll excuse me, I have to go and blackmail a teacher

for a more intimidating editor's chair.

-[groans] Why didn't that work? -[all gasp]

Did you just make that book levitate?

Maybe.

Or maybe we were just doing some light reading. [laughs]

-Can I try? -Stay away from that!

This is last year's yearbook, the content of which is cursed!

Yeah, we hate that book.

They voted Hector most likely to save the environment.

That dude lifts up more methane than a commercial cattle farm.

[farts]

[groans]

-Urgh! -Ew!

What are you doing here, anyway?

I applied to be a photographer so I could bring love

and natural beauty to the yearbook

and let everyone know how I see the world.

Beautiful, sparkly and super cute.

But I guess my dream is dead now.

[all gasp]

Wait! Maybe we can help you.

Yeah, we can relate.

They rejected us too.

That's why we're stuck sharpening pencils.

Hey, lead heads.

I hate to be blunt, but my pencil needs sharpening.

Oh! [groans]

Darwin, you've always been a charming boy,

but I think some of that charm might be magic.

Meet us at Clare's house.

Two solar heartbeats. after the crow calls!

[burbles]

She means after school.

[laughing]

I'll be there.

[both chanting] Light as newsprint, stiff as cardstock.

[gasps] She's floating, she's floating!

Hey, guys, I brought some stuff over.

[gasps]

[muffled] Are you guys practicing magic?

Darwin, Darwin, Darwin.

This may come as a shock to you, but...

[quietly] We're witches.

Oh, yeah. I... I got that.

Wait, you're not scared?

My girlfriend took me to the lake

of eternally lost souls for our anniversary.

So I'm good.

-And look, I bought a hat. -That's offensive.

Darwin, I sense magic in you.

And with you as the fourth member of our coven,

we can finally complete

a spell that will get us what we deserve!

Woo-hoo!

Let's fly, sisters!

-Also super offensive! -Ugh, no, no.

That's like the worst.

Sorry, it's my first day.

All right, coven.

We will now offer a part of ourselves to the chalice.

[blows]

[groans softly]

[clears throat]

One second.

[continues clearing throat]

[all gasp]

Oh, don't worry. It's just a fish parasite.

He was getting a little too attached.

Thanks for all the blood, dude.

Uhh, maybe just one of your scales would do?

Oh! Good idea.

[parasite] Bye, Darwin, I love you!

Spirit of the yearbook, eternal and all powerful,

we call you forth to assist us in attaining all we wish for!

[nervously] Ehh, sounds cute.

I drink of my sisters,

and I ask to be the yearbook editor!

[slurping] Ah.

[both] We drink of our sisters

and we ask to be layout editors!

[both slurp]

Um...

I'd like to be the photographer,

if it's not too much trouble?

This year, we will write our own destinies

and be remembered for what we want!

-[phone beeps] -[90s rock music plays]

Let's find you an outfit.

[girls] Mm-mm.

All right, you two,

you're suspended for misuse of school computers.

All right? Let's go!

[Colin] We've been cracked!

[sighs]

[both giggling]

[girls] Mmm?

What? Huh? [panicked screaming]

They just keep falling out.

They just keep falling out!

-[Leslie screaming] -[both sigh in relief]

[girls] Oh!

[laughing]

Whoa!

[laughs nervously] Thanks.

[all] Ooh.

-[laughs] Yeah. -[rock song plays]

♪ I'm summoning someone ♪

♪ Summoning my crush ♪

[Clare laughs]

[people gasp and chatter]

Hey, dude. Just wanted to say I'm proud of you.

Love the new look.

-[frog ribbits] -Uhh...

I get it. I'll leave you to it. You do you.

No! it's not good enough.

It's not good enough.

Urgh!

[slurps]

[sighs]

[deep groan]

Ooh! This one's serving pure-itanical persecution.

[evil witch laugh]

-I've been practicing. -Hmm.

Argh, stop that!

Ahh! Uh...

Masami, What's wrong?

We got what we wanted, right?

Well, I want more.

[glugging]

More!

Whoa, Masami, you've been hitting that potion too hard.

Silence, Teri, you're fired!

Ahh! No! Ah! Ah!

No, you're just fanning the flame!

[Clare groans]

[Teri sighs]

[weakly] Thanks, Clare.

[Masami] I will have my revenge upon this school

for the crimes committed against me

in last year's yearbook!

[all screaming]

Spirit of the yearbook, master of ultimate cruelty

and teenage humiliation,

I invoke your full power!

What is her deal with last year's yearbook?

Don't you remember?

There! The picture that started all of this.

The school voted Masami least photogenic.

Oh, yeah. That was a messed up category.

Yeah. School's a messed up place.

Wait.

[in deep voice] I think I know how we can fix this.

-Aw, thanks, Darwin. -[normal voice] You're welcome.

[in deep voice] And I think we can fix Masami, too.

[everyone screaming]

Last year, you all voted me least photogenic.

But this year I've got some categories of my own!

"Tobias, most likely to run for president."

Ahh!

Oh, I get it. "Run." [groans]

"Jamie, most likely to never leave Elmore."

[yelling]

[laughing maniacally]

"Gumball, most likely to never amount to anything!"

-Oh. -Eh.

[everyone screaming]

[frog ribbits]

[Darwin] Masami!

This has to stop!

You cannot stop me, it's too late!

[all chanting] The power of three will set you free.

[continues chanting]

Haha! You missed.

Might want to check that, lead editor.

Whoa, is that Miss Simian?

Oh! Uh, sorry. Wrong one.

Uhh...

Oh! I... I look amazing.

How did you do this?

Is it magic?

You always look amazing, Masami.

It just took a good photographer to capture it.

[sobbing]

-I'm sorry, guys. -Oh, Masami! It's okay.

I guess I really let the coven down, didn't I?

It's okay, Masami.

Your morals just became a little... clouded.

Yeah, luckily, it wasn't anything too... cirrus.

Cloud joke!

[chuckles softly] I think...

I think it's time I...

I finally put this thing to rest.

[grunts, chants in demonic voice]

[groaning]

Woohoo!

Mm? Hm...

Still don't get it.

[sighs] So what do you think, guys?

You wanna get the yearbook club back up and running?

This time, without any demonic spirits of vengeance?

Nah, I think I'm done with school clubs for this semester.

Hey, Darwin, we've, uh, got an opening

at drama club and are...

[in demonic voice] thirsty for new talent.

-[in normal voice] You in? -Yeah!

Oh, boy. Ha.

There he goes again.

Don't worry, sisters.

I can coven for him. [chuckles]

Uh! Ah! Oh! Uh!

[closing theme music playing]