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All right, so just remember, pay attention.

That's first.

Second of all, keep both your hands on the bike, on the handlebars, which means

you can't have your phone in your hand, all right? I don't think they're

listening. Hey, I don't think they're paying attention, honestly.

All right, look, I'm going to be honest, all right?

I'm sorry that this is long overdue. You guys should have been knowing how to

ride bikes, but I guess we work too much.

There's no excuse for it, okay?

What is he doing right now? But you know what? I blame it on those phones.

You guys being on your social media all the time. You know what? Give me that.

Give me that.

What are you doing? You need both your hands anyway. This is important.

This is not important. It's so rude.

You're long overdue to learn. So go ahead and get on the bike now. Jump on

Come on.

Come on. You got to learn. You got to learn. You're too old for this. Okay.

me like... The worst thing is not knowing how to ride a bike. Can I

on. You got this. Stop acting like there's no way you're this bad.

Get on it.

Come on.

You just have to balance yourself.

Come on. It's like, not that... If it was a phone, it would be easy to use,

it's not. Come on.

Just, please, balance yourself.

Okay? Come on.

You got this. There you go. Come on, come on, come on, come on. Get on the

Get on the seat. It's not that hard for you, but it's hard for us. Okay, so just

put your left foot there, on the bottom one. There you go. Okay, so hold your

still. It's like a balancing thing. You gotta kind of like...

Oh, my God.

It's not.

I'm trying.

It's balancing, but you got to be careful. Come on. You got this.

Come on.

Look, why are we doing this now? Why are you guys going to do this earlier?

Sorry. This actually isn't fair for us.

You're always going to need to learn how to ride a bike. Why?

Because it's embarrassing not to.

What are you? I don't even know. Just listen to me. All right? I'm your dad.

This doesn't make sense at all.

And you're going to listen to me. It doesn't matter.

You just got to kick it. I'm going to help you balance. And eventually, it's

going to come like second nature, okay?

Honey, what's going on over there? Please.

Alex,

I need a moment. I don't know what's going on. Hang on.

Just stand up. Come here, bro. I don't know what it is. Maybe it's because I'm

her dad.

She's not listening. Let's just do the switch.

Maybe she pays attention more to you because you're not her dad. I don't

Shake on it? Yeah, it works.

This has to work. It's going to work.

Go ahead.

Something that won't have you going all day. All right, sweetheart.

I know I'm not your dad, but I'm going to try to get you, okay?

There you go. Maybe we have a better connection, all right?

Hold tight.

Get on the bike. Okay. I won't let you fall, okay? I promise. Kickstand up.

it a kickstand.

Both hands on the rubber part.

Okay, feet on the pedal. Don't worry, I got you.

Feet on the pedal.

Three, two, you ready?

One. Come on.

Let's go.

There we go. Look at that.

Very natural.

Look at you.

There you go.

Stay on the pedal.

Stay on the pedal.

There you go, hon.

Look, I'm going.

That's way better than earlier.

Look,

I'm going.

There you go.

Come on.

There you go, parent.

There you go, good.

Yeah.

This is fun.

Good job.

Yeah, I think flopping was a good idea.

It was.

Hey,

you're doing it. Look at that.

Oh, my God.

There you go. There you go.

You just grabbed my butt. I'm trying to hold you up, you know.

I'm so proud of you. You make me so happy.

It's so fucking good.

You know what I mean?

What the heck? It makes me happy to see my best friend's daughter learning how

to ride a bike.

You know what I mean?

No. You're so cute growing up and such a pretty little lady.

You know what I mean?

No. It doesn't happen, no.

Anything. No.

Guys I just have Daddy please don't get too mad look I know.

You touched my butt.

Full grab.

Today? Out there?

Oh, you're dead.

You're fucking dead.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

She better get the fuck out of here.

Daddy?

Did you listen to what she said? You grabbed her butt too, she said. But I

trying to hold her up. Yeah, you did.

I was holding the seat.

No, he wasn't.

You both?

Both of you.

Maybe we didn't say anything because... You're a fucking asshole. Daddy.

Look.

Okay. Maybe we didn't say anything earlier because we liked it.

Excuse me? Wait, what?

Maybe we like older. Honey, you don't like that. Wait, wait, wait, wait. You

don't like that.

You're my little girl. You don't like that.

Guys, we're adults.

We're adults now. We're not kids. You're just trying to protect us. We're not

kids anymore.

But you're our little princesses. I mean...

I know that, Dad, but we are adults.

It's okay, Dad. And we talked earlier about this already, and I think we came

with a good solution.

Ready? Okay. Wait, what? So.

How do you have a solution to this? Just listen to that.

Relax.

Maybe we will let you fuck up if, if, if, Daddy,

if you start treating us like adults.

But you're a little... Hang on. I know you're a daddy and you love us and you

want us to... You know, we're adults.

You're going to let me fuck you.

Well, yeah, obviously you guys wanted to do something earlier. Today.

Yes. And me fuck you.

In the same room.

This is what y 'all want?

Are you sure you want this?

Okay, but you guys just have to promise that you're going to treat us like

adults. We want the respect that we deserve as adults.

I mean, I'll say that. And then you get what you want.

You don't tell anybody we're shaking. It's just what they want. But you guys

also have to promise Matt to treat us like kids. Okay, we won't.

Yeah? Okay, Dad.

I won't say anything.

Just treat them like adults, I guess.

Not our little daughters.

Yeah, let's go. Yeah, yeah.

Come on, Daddy.

What are y 'all doing?

Come on.

Come on. Come on, Ben. Come on, Ben. Come on, Ben.

Okay.

Okay. What are you?

So. I'm so confused right now. We're going to show you guys why you should do

this like adults, Daddy.

Okay.

Keep going.

Are you guys ready? You ready?

What are we going to do? What are you going to do, Daddy?

We're going to show you, Daddy.

Come here.

Okay.

Are we standing up? Stand on the bed? Yeah. Stand.

Why are you taking my belt?

Come on.

Yeah.

Do you like that so far, Dad?

I mean, it looks like you're having fun. Are you having fun over there?

Not really. I thought we were teaching them how to ride bikes.

You're doing a good job, Dad.

How about Daddy? How do you like that?

She's doing a great job.

That's what I thought I was talking about, Dad.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Who would have thought our daughters would trade these?

I guess I could forgive you for grabbing my daughter's ass.

I'm like, beyond proud.

It's really hot, baby. Keep going.

Good girl.

Let me help you a little.

You feel good, baby?

Yes, dad.

Get deep on his dick, honey.

Get deep on his dick, honey.

Does it feel good, Dad?

Oh, it feels amazing, sweetie.

Watch

me,

Dad. He's doing a great job.

We would have thought our daughter was so talented.

Yeah, my daughter sure knows how to suck a cock.

Don't you retro with you. Thank you, dad.

You're making me want that.

Maybe they're better at writing other things than practical.

We'll find out.

Am I doing a good job, Dad? You're doing an amazing job.

You're making your dad so proud.

I'm glad we can make you happy, Dad.

We can never be more proud.

Make your dad proud. Make me proud. Please.

You seem like you're having fun, Dad.

I'm having fun. This is such a good idea.

Why don't we teach him how to ride bikes?

Right?

He should have grabbed my daughter's ass way sooner, bro.

You guys are always busy, Dad.

Yeah, we are.

We are.

A lot of good things.

Oh sweetie, you could go deeper than that. Come on, there you go.

Maybe someday, huh? Maybe someday.

Let's see where today goes.

Thanks for teaching us how to ride bikes today, Dad.

I think we'll teach you how to ride a few more things today.

I do think so.

Go, sweetie, suck his dick.

Suck his dick, sweetheart.

Make me proud.

Make your father proud.

Thank you for another.

Don't forget about the balls too.

They're important.

Thank you, Dad.

You too.

Yeah. Don't forget about the ball. I'm sorry, Dad.

Come on, make me proud.

Tell me how proud you can be, Dad.

Oh, my God.

I'm the proudest father in the world right now.

How does that feel dad?

Amazing.

I'm glad we're having fun.

Alright,

let me get my daughter naked.

You get your daughter. I'll get my daughter.

Did you like sucking my dad's dick?

I love it. Did you like sucking my dad's dick? Yeah.

Come here sis. Take some of these clothes off.

There we go.

A little bit off.

See how it's done so you can do it right.

Let's see here.

Do you like what's next step?

Yeah.

You're making your dad so proud.

Are you proud of me, dad?

I'm so proud of you, sweetie.

Thank you. You're so proud, baby.

You ready to get fucked?

Yeah.

Does that feel good, Dad?

Well, that's feeling a little...

Okay, if I don't thank your daughter?

Don't thank my daughter.

She's a very naughty girl.

Thank you.

Do you have a final prediction?

Oh, fuck.

Yes, that's my girl.

I'm so hot watching you cry, Daddy.

That's it.

That hurt.

Watch out for this.

Oh, it's so hot.

You like that bath? Yeah.

Oh,

that was really hot, Dad.

You like that, sweetie?

Yes, Dad.

Thank you.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Yeah,

you're getting deep in that one.

So fucking deep.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

You guys make a good team. Are you proud of me?

I'm so proud of you, sweetie.

This might be Peter's best day.

I feel so

good. I feel so good.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

That's right, baby. Take that. You're a good girl. Yes, I am. Yes, I am.

Yes, I am.

Yes, I am. Yes, I am.

Yes, I am.

Yes, I am. Yes, I am.

Yes, I am.

Yes, I am.

Yes, I am. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. Yes, I am.

Yes, I am.

He's kissing you right there.

Yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Come here, baby.

Come here.

Oh,

my God. He's right here.

That's right. Stay steady.

You like that, Dad? Yeah, that's great, sweetie.

You look tight.

You look hot.

Oh, fuck.

Dad, fuck that pussy. Yeah, smack her butt, Dad.

You like that?

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah, right. My daddy's sick. Mm -hmm. Just like that. Mm -hmm.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I'm so proud of you, sweetie.

Oh, you have no idea.

Put it back in. There you go.

Help your daddy out.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, right there.

Oh, yeah.

How does it feel, dad? Oh, it's so tight, sweetie.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

yeah.

Thank you very much.

Just like that daddy.

Yeah

Oh, you're making her ass so red, dad.

The best idea ever come up

Why don't we switch it out?

Yeah. Come here.

And ride this.

Yeah. And hold yourself like this.

Yeah. There you go.

Yeah. There we go.

Yeah. There you go.

Yeah.

Oh,

fuck. Oh, fuck.

Let me help you, Dad.

Oh, thank you, sweetie.

You're so kind.

Here you go.

Oh, you're so

sweet.

Do you like this view daddy?

Yeah, yeah.

Watch me fuck your friend.

Yeah, that's good.

Does that feel good dad?

Oh, it's amazing.

Sounds like she's liking it.

Let me help you a little bit.

Would it

taste good,

sweetie? Yes, Dad. It's nice and sweet.

Oh, it's nice and sweet.

Um...

I love you.

Oh, it fell out, sweetie. Why don't you help him out?

Yeah.

Oh,

you're so sweet.

There we go.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah,

pussy stomach for your daddy.

Yeah. Oh.

Like my daughter's pussy let's go

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

That's good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Keep going.

That's a good girl, baby.

Make your fucking dad proud.

Are you proud of me, daddy?

Are you proud of me, daddy?

I'm so proud of you, son.

Come here. I want you guys to ride us.

Actually,

you stay right there.

Stay right there.

Come here, baby.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my

daddy's sick.

You having fun, Dad?

So much fun, sweetheart.

This is my daughter.

This is my daughter, yeah.

Yeah, come in her mouth back.

Here's that cow.

Yes, come in her mouth back.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Come in her mouth, Daddy.

Keep telling me. Come in her mouth.

Come in her fucking mouth.

Yeah? Yeah? Keep coming in. Come in her mouth.

Good girl.

Don't be shy.

Don't be shy.

Look at you. Oh, God.

You really have such frowny daughters.

Oh, y 'all are so cute.

Oh, my God.

You like Daddy's comb?

It's fucking good.

It's fucking good.

I guess we'll go buy them a car instead of a bike. Yeah, fuck a bike. They're

getting cars.

You guys earned it.

Maybe a phone, just in case. You know what? They're going to need it so we can

call them all the time.

Do this more often.

Alright, well, let's get showered up.

Go look for those cars online, huh?

We love you, Dad.

We love you, too.

We love you so much, dear.