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How you guys doing? My name is Rich. My name is Brandon.

My name is Max. And I love porn.

Hi,

I'm Gypsy Rose.

I'm Cubby Combs.

I'm Valerica Steele.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

What made you decide to try out the porn star experience?

Well, I kept seeing all these hot women and all the guys having fun with them,

so I said, you know what? I saw your ad and I'm like, I'm going to go for it,

huh? I'll try it, see what the hell happens. Maybe they'll pick me. And you

did. Thank you very much. I appreciate that. That was awesome. Do you guys have

porn star names yet? Is that something we've thought of yet?

I do.

What's yours?

Dick James.

Dick James. I like that. I like that. All right.

So, bye, guys.

I fantasize about being a porn star, but not a lot of guys can do it.

What makes you think you can do it?

I'm probably one of the older guys here, and I've just had a lot of practice, I

guess, throughout the years.

I've never had any complaints, so I think I'll be pretty good at it.

So, obviously, you guys are Bengals fans. You guys are fans of porn. That's

you guys signed up.

Do you guys have any favorite porn stars? What's your favorite porn star?

I don't know.

That's a good question. Everyone's got a favorite. Do you know them all the

time?

No, I really don't. Really? No.

What's your favorite type?

Do you have a specific type of girl? Do you like milfs? Do you like buffy? Do

you like teen?

Buffy. Buffy?

Okay. How are you preparing to have sex with one star for the first time?

Well, I've been trying to exercise a lot more lately and working out some more.

Like I said, I'm one of the older guys, but I think I'm in one of the best

shapes, actually, than these other two young guys. So I'm ready to go.

I'm sure I'm going to outlast both of them. Who do you think is going to be

behind that wall?

Like you said, I mean, they don't have any other ones. Jen Jameson. Oh, well.

Okay. Jen Jameson, what about you?

Didn't she retire?

I don't know.

Come on.

I'm the oldest guy here.

Let's bring out girl number one, huh?

Yeah, get in there.

All right. You should.

I think one of them's hard already. I'm not sure.

Yeah,

you.

All right, all right. Y 'all got plenty of time, man. Thank you, Cubby.

Cubby, oh, my God, she's awesome. She's like that girl that you take home to

dad, but you never don't want mom to meet her.

Is this all gypsy to swerve?

Oh, I am.

I like to make the whole water show.

Yeah, you don't got to pick between.

Thank you, Gypsy.

Thank you.

Gypsy. Gypsy.

All natural. Just like, she's perfect. She's like the girl next door. Like the

one you just dream about all the time. Absolutely.

And last but certainly not least, number three.

That's awesome.

Hello.

Hi. Hi.

Wow.

She's a, what amazing body and legs. Just, she's.

She's beautiful.

What type of girl is your type?

Kind of girl next door. Kind of like chugging up here.

She's awesome. She's absolutely... She's hot.

You get to pick who you will be with today.

Okay.

Yay.

All right.

All right. Just being rich.

The time has come.

You guys are going to take these ladies into a room, and you're going to shoot

your first quarantine ever.

How are you doing? Are you excited?

Are you ready?

Good morning!

Come on in.

You can sit down right here.

You're so excited you won!

Yeah, a little nervous though.

It's okay, you don't have to be nervous. I'm going to take great care of you.

You good?

Yeah, come here.

I don't think I can do this.

I'm married and everything, and I felt like I could do this, but I can't do

this. I'm sorry.

No, no, you're good, you're good.

Are you positive, though?

Yeah. I can't do this to my wife. I gotta go.

Okay. Thanks anyway. Yeah, yeah, no worries. No worries. Thank you. Yeah, no

worries. Thanks for the opportunity.

Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Okay.

No worries.

Yeah.

Yeah,

he jumped out.

I don't know. I mean, we did the whole thing, and I guess just once he got the

sax, it just, yeah.

Yeah.

So, I mean, that's about it.

Well, no, no, no, no, no. I came here to fuck.

So are you going to whip your dick out?

I mean, I am not, but... You're going to whip your dick out. You're going to

whip your dick out with someone.

I'll... You can see what I can do. I'm going to see if there's any mouth sounds

available that we can kind of save the scene a little bit. I would appreciate

that because I travel all the way over here. I know, I know. We've got to get

you some dick.

Yeah. Alright.

You don't want to see me when I don't get big.

Alright, let me make a few calls. I promise I gotta see who's available.

gonna expect it, alright? Thank you.

Alright, this is the thing with porn. You know, you never know what could

happen. We're gonna give some people a try. See if we can save the scene.

Hello?

Don?

Hey, is Logan?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Question, are you tested?

Definitely tested.

Are you available like now?

Like now, right this minute? Yeah, we're in Miami.

Oh, to be honest with you, bro, yeah, I am. I'm in Miami.

Okay, we got a guy. He dropped out of the scene we're doing. We're trying to

save the scene.

It's with Gypsy Rose from Ambrose.

Don, hi!

You're gonna come save the day.

Oh, literally, Quinn.

Alright, I'm gonna send you to the location, alright? Just get here as soon

you can.

Yeah, come fuck me, Don.

Alright, thank you, bye.

I'll see you soon!

Yay! Alright, there we go. I'm gonna send you the address to save the day.

You just hang tight. Yay, you're the best. Yeah.

I'm going to go see how these other dads are doing. Bed toes. Yeah, I better go

check on them. All right. Make sure they're not getting scared.

All right. So I think Don actually just pulled up.

Yay.

Ooh. Hi, baby. Look at you.

Look at you.

Looking amazing. Are you kidding me? He walked out on this?

I know.

He pounded. Well.

Some guys loses, other guys wins, and I guess that's my lucky day.

It is. It's my lucky day, too. You're so much sexier.

I've been waiting for this.

Let's get some clothes on.

We can do that.

We can definitely do that.

Let's get out of it.

Don't worry about that. We're about to get messy, baby.

We are about to get messy.

I'm excited.

I'm scared to shoot.

You don't need none of that, huh?

Let

me

see that pretty thing. I know it.

I'm about to be nasty. Sit down.

It's so good.

It's so good.

Oh, I feel sorry.

There's no way I'm getting that all the way in my mouth.

Thank you.

want to play just the tip game? I stole it.

Can you take it?

Just like that? Yeah.

Oh, if she eats that dick, girl, yes.

Yes. Don't go nowhere.

Stuff your face.

Eat that dick up. That's right.

You got it. Eat it. All of it.

Eat that mouth stuff.

Good girl.

Oh, that's so fucking sexy.

Uh -huh.

Yeah.

Stuff it.

Stuff it. All of it.

All of it.

That's right. Make space.

Stuff your mouth.

Eat. That's right.

Thank you.

Yes.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

You're so cute!

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

I'm so fucking tired.

Keep it inside of me.

Ooh.

It's so wet.

It's slippery.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

I'm so fucking tired

Yes. I'm so sorry.

That was awesome.

I'm so sorry.

That was a big shooter.

Now he's real sensitive.