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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:53,700 Hi. 2 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:55,800 Hi. 3 00:00:56,600 --> 00:00:58,600 My name is, Kent. What's your name? 4 00:00:58,700 --> 00:00:59,665 Daphne. 5 00:00:59,700 --> 00:01:01,700 Daphne. That's a really beautiful name. 6 00:01:01,735 --> 00:01:03,665 It sounds like a name of a flower. 7 00:01:03,700 --> 00:01:06,700 Obviously I know that it's not a flower, but it sounds like it could be. 8 00:01:08,600 --> 00:01:09,600 I like flowers. 9 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:12,800 Smelling them, stuff like that. Sending them to people, it's good. 10 00:01:17,700 --> 00:01:18,700 Where are you from? 11 00:01:19,700 --> 00:01:20,665 Connecticut. 12 00:01:20,700 --> 00:01:22,565 Really? I'm a big fan of, Connecticut. 13 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:25,600 I'm a... Who isn't, right? You're close enough to the city... 14 00:01:25,635 --> 00:01:27,565 ...and you can really enjoy it. 15 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:29,665 But your also far enough that you got a small town field. 16 00:01:29,700 --> 00:01:32,700 - Did you go to school out there? - Yeah, I did. I went to Wesslam. 17 00:01:32,735 --> 00:01:34,000 That's perfect, that's a great school. 18 00:01:34,500 --> 00:01:36,500 - What's did you major in..? - Psychology. 19 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:37,700 It's great. 20 00:01:37,800 --> 00:01:40,700 Those are really beautiful earrings, by the way. 21 00:01:40,735 --> 00:01:42,700 They do a nice job of complementing your... 22 00:01:42,735 --> 00:01:44,565 I'm gonna stop you right there. 23 00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:47,100 Because on paper you've done everything right. 24 00:01:47,135 --> 00:01:49,600 You've took an interest in my personal history. 25 00:01:49,635 --> 00:01:51,600 You've complemented my accessories. 26 00:01:51,700 --> 00:01:53,800 Blah, blah, blah. 27 00:01:54,700 --> 00:01:57,800 If we'd met in college, our relationship, probably would've developed between us. 28 00:01:57,835 --> 00:02:00,600 Which I would have come to regret because I would have found out... 29 00:02:00,635 --> 00:02:03,117 ...that you're just as boring and polite in the bedroom... 30 00:02:03,152 --> 00:02:05,600 ...as you have been during this, god awful conversation. 31 00:02:05,700 --> 00:02:06,665 Okay, Daphne... 32 00:02:06,700 --> 00:02:08,200 If I wanted a nice sexual pen pal... 33 00:02:08,235 --> 00:02:09,700 ...you'd be at the top of my list. 34 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:13,500 We'd just, I-chat all night long. LOL. Tickles. 35 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:16,700 But unfortunately, that's not what I'm looking for. 36 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:18,800 I want a man whose hand doesn't shake... 37 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:22,500 ...when he puts it up my shirt. Do you know what I'm saying? 38 00:02:22,700 --> 00:02:24,665 Okay. Daphne, if I could just... 39 00:02:24,700 --> 00:02:26,800 Save it, Kent. I'm not looking for a BFF. 40 00:02:26,835 --> 00:02:28,600 Daphne, please. 41 00:02:29,700 --> 00:02:31,600 Bitch, I'm talking to you! 42 00:02:33,700 --> 00:02:35,800 - What did you call me? - I didn't stutter. 43 00:02:36,700 --> 00:02:39,600 Oh you sure can talk the talk, you crazy little slut. 44 00:02:39,635 --> 00:02:41,600 But, can you deliver the goodies? 45 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:44,600 I don't give a damn about, Connecticut. 46 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:46,700 I hate those cheap buildings. 47 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:50,700 I'm from, North Dakota and this is how we handle our business... 48 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:52,700 ...in the vice and state, mamma. 49 00:02:54,700 --> 00:02:55,765 Get your hands off me, right now. 50 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:58,600 Or I will take you to your knees in front of this entire bar. 51 00:02:58,700 --> 00:02:59,600 Promise? 52 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:18,700 Hold on, angel crossing! Angel crossing! 53 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:21,500 Get on there. Here we come. Watch out! 54 00:03:39,700 --> 00:03:40,800 What a beautiful view. 55 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:44,800 So, this is where you live? 56 00:03:47,700 --> 00:03:50,600 This is where you live too, honey. Come on. 57 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:56,700 What do you think about, Daphne? 58 00:03:57,800 --> 00:03:59,700 - I really liked, Daphne. - You did? 59 00:03:59,735 --> 00:04:01,565 - Yeah. - Definitely naughty. 60 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:03,700 She's was a lot naughty, but in the fun way. 61 00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:05,700 What about, Kent, did you like him? 62 00:04:05,735 --> 00:04:06,765 - Kent was hot. - Really? 63 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:08,665 I like those glasses, that was a nice touch. 64 00:04:08,700 --> 00:04:10,800 You want to try fill in the whole great planes vibe? 65 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:13,600 Like he was an angry cowboy who drives a van. 66 00:04:13,700 --> 00:04:15,700 - Hot. - But also has ninja equipment... 67 00:04:15,735 --> 00:04:17,700 ...back in his apartment. A lot's happening. 68 00:04:17,735 --> 00:04:18,800 - You know what I mean? - Yeah. 69 00:04:18,835 --> 00:04:20,565 Like a transformer. 70 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:23,500 - I'd like to meet, Kent again. - Yeah, come here. 71 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:25,500 Toothpaste and all. 72 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:28,150 - I love you, Kate. - I love you, Brad. 73 00:04:28,185 --> 00:04:30,500 You are the best girl in the whole world. 74 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:00,700 Let's get these off, of you. 75 00:05:01,700 --> 00:05:02,600 That was fun. 76 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:04,800 - That feels good. - It's the acupressure. 77 00:05:04,835 --> 00:05:06,800 - Oh really? - No, I just like to rub it. 78 00:05:07,700 --> 00:05:10,700 You know, this stuff is connected to all different stuff inside your tummy. 79 00:05:10,735 --> 00:05:12,267 - I know that. - I push the wrong thing... 80 00:05:12,302 --> 00:05:13,800 - You know what that's for? - Not till later. 81 00:05:13,835 --> 00:05:14,800 Okay. 82 00:05:16,500 --> 00:05:17,600 So when's the big day? 83 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:19,565 - Hmm. - I'm sorry? 84 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:22,550 We're getting married in the spring in, South Carolina. 85 00:05:22,585 --> 00:05:25,500 - Yeah, what about you guys? - We're not getting married. 86 00:05:26,700 --> 00:05:28,665 So, why do you take the dance classes? 87 00:05:28,700 --> 00:05:31,600 We do a lot of stuff together. That's one of many thing we do together. 88 00:05:31,635 --> 00:05:32,600 Yeah, it's fun. 89 00:05:32,700 --> 00:05:34,700 Can't think of what we don't do together. 90 00:05:34,735 --> 00:05:36,700 Right, so why wouldn't you wanna get married? 91 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:38,650 - Yeah. - We are happy. 92 00:05:38,685 --> 00:05:39,700 - We're happy. - Yeah. 93 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:41,800 And I love her. Marriage kind of brings pressure... 94 00:05:41,835 --> 00:05:43,665 ...and stress and all kinds of stuff. 95 00:05:43,700 --> 00:05:45,700 We don't want our relationship to turn into work. 96 00:05:45,735 --> 00:05:47,700 We just wanna be together 'cause we enjoy it. 97 00:05:47,735 --> 00:05:49,500 Not because we have to, you know?. 98 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:51,800 There's a reason that they use the expression: 99 00:05:52,500 --> 00:05:54,500 "Tying the knot" or "Ball and chain". 100 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:57,050 Have you ever listened to the words of a wedding ceremony? 101 00:05:57,085 --> 00:05:59,500 Like: "I promise to obey. " Or "Till death do us part. " 102 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:01,600 I'd rather be like stuck on an island... 103 00:06:01,700 --> 00:06:04,600 ...with some weird millionaire, hunting me and trying to kill me... 104 00:06:04,635 --> 00:06:05,700 ...and trying to escape than be involved... 105 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:08,800 ...in something with those. That's like a time bomb, waiting to explode. 106 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:11,800 So, what about children? You do want to make them, no? 107 00:06:11,835 --> 00:06:13,565 - No, no. - No. 108 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:14,700 - I don't wanna make them. - Uh-uh. 109 00:06:17,700 --> 00:06:20,700 I just don't want to be like, responsible for this kid... 110 00:06:20,735 --> 00:06:22,267 ...and hurt their feelings and disappoint them. 111 00:06:22,302 --> 00:06:23,800 Yeah, that's what happened to our families. 112 00:06:23,835 --> 00:06:25,765 We're both from divorced families. 113 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:28,800 We've seen it play out. We don't need to repeat the pattern. 114 00:06:28,835 --> 00:06:31,600 But anyway, congratulations on getting married. 115 00:06:31,700 --> 00:06:33,700 That sounds like a really cool thing, and to each their own. 116 00:06:33,800 --> 00:06:34,800 Yeah, absolutely. 117 00:06:35,500 --> 00:06:36,800 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas! 118 00:06:37,500 --> 00:06:38,500 Bye-bye. 119 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:04,500 - Big-bad Brad! - Hi! 120 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:06,700 - How are you guys doing? - Look at this. How are you? 121 00:07:06,735 --> 00:07:08,500 You remember my girlfriend, Kate. 122 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:10,650 - How are you? Good to see you. - Hi. 123 00:07:10,685 --> 00:07:13,092 What are you guys doing for, christmas? 124 00:07:13,127 --> 00:07:15,500 We got the entire family flying in. 125 00:07:15,700 --> 00:07:17,600 13 airport pick-ups. 126 00:07:17,700 --> 00:07:21,600 4 days of listening to how gifted my nieces are. 127 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:25,600 My brother thinks his daughter, the four year old... 128 00:07:25,635 --> 00:07:27,500 ...is gonna be the next, Beyonce. 129 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:33,600 She's bad and she sucks. 130 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:37,700 I'm vacationing in tropical Albany this year... 131 00:07:37,735 --> 00:07:39,565 ...with, Tricia's family. 132 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:41,150 They got us a cot, which is awesome. 133 00:07:41,185 --> 00:07:42,665 But we'll probably end up sleeping... 134 00:07:42,700 --> 00:07:44,800 ...on the musty couch in the basement with the cats. 135 00:07:44,835 --> 00:07:46,565 All seven of them. 136 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:48,600 We'll get to be there the whole week. 137 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:50,765 Sounds like a prison sentence. 138 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:53,200 Why do you guys put yourselves through that? 139 00:07:53,235 --> 00:07:55,600 It's, christmas, right, don't you have to? 140 00:07:55,700 --> 00:07:57,250 We don't need to do it. 141 00:07:57,285 --> 00:07:58,765 We don't. We don't do it. 142 00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:00,765 - We're done. - Why, what are you doing? 143 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:03,500 - We're going to Fiji. Just the two of us. - Yeah. 144 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:04,500 Fiji? 145 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:05,565 Yeah. 146 00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:06,765 Don't your families get upset? 147 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:08,800 Not if you tell them you're doing charity work. 148 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:12,500 Like building houses in third world countries. 149 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:14,600 Teaching english as a second language in, Puerto Rico. 150 00:08:14,700 --> 00:08:16,600 Helping orphans in, Somalia. 151 00:08:16,700 --> 00:08:19,600 Helping, Chinese kids capture lobsters. 152 00:08:20,700 --> 00:08:23,600 Boil them, cut them, clean the weird stuff out the middle. 153 00:08:23,635 --> 00:08:25,700 We find it that the more details you give... 154 00:08:25,735 --> 00:08:27,700 ...kinda throws them off the set. 155 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:30,650 You lie to your families at, christmas time? 156 00:08:30,685 --> 00:08:33,500 You really can't spell families without lies. 157 00:08:33,700 --> 00:08:34,700 Try it. 158 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:37,800 But don't you ever feel guilty? 159 00:08:38,500 --> 00:08:40,600 For taking a vacation on our vacation? 160 00:08:40,635 --> 00:08:41,565 No, not really. 161 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:44,500 - You do look pretty sexy with a tan. - Thanks, babe. 162 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:47,600 You could take this one. This one here. 163 00:08:48,500 --> 00:08:50,600 - Like that. - Yeah, that's a good idea. 164 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:55,800 Oh by the way I made a couple's massage reservation for this weekend. 165 00:08:55,835 --> 00:08:57,600 - You did? That's great. - Yeah. 166 00:08:59,700 --> 00:09:01,800 I should probably check us in online, after this. 167 00:09:01,835 --> 00:09:02,765 I did it. 168 00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:05,665 You checked us in already? You're the best, sweetheart. 169 00:09:05,700 --> 00:09:08,600 I picked up a pair of those noise canceling headphones, you wanted. 170 00:09:08,700 --> 00:09:10,700 - You did not. - For the next time. 171 00:09:10,735 --> 00:09:12,700 - Oh my God. - I'm excited. 172 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:16,600 We should probably sign up for the scuba boat as soon as we get there... 173 00:09:16,635 --> 00:09:18,500 I heard it fills up really quick. 174 00:09:18,700 --> 00:09:21,600 Do you feel like we've been on this vacation before? 175 00:09:21,700 --> 00:09:25,200 The scuba diving, we did that in Bali and Costa Rica. 176 00:09:25,235 --> 00:09:28,700 Yeah, but this is Fiji. We've never been to Fiji. 177 00:09:29,700 --> 00:09:32,700 That's a whole different island. and the resort there is beautiful, 178 00:09:32,735 --> 00:09:35,600 and the scuba diving there's gonna be totally different. 179 00:09:35,635 --> 00:09:37,500 It's different water different fish. 180 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:39,650 It's gonna be really good. I'm excited. 181 00:09:39,685 --> 00:09:41,692 - It's gonna be amazing. - Are you excited? 182 00:09:41,727 --> 00:09:43,700 - I am. I'm really excited. - I am excited. 183 00:09:46,800 --> 00:09:48,700 - I love you. - I love you too. 184 00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:04,700 Hey, Mom, merry, christmas. 185 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:06,700 Yeah. 186 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:10,700 Listen. Actually I'm sorry I didn't call you sooner. 187 00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:12,800 We're actually heading out today to, Burma. 188 00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:16,800 Yeah. That's exactly the island in, Asia, Burma. 189 00:10:18,700 --> 00:10:19,800 We're inoculating babies there. 190 00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:22,700 Yeah, we'll be helping out with these kids. 191 00:10:23,700 --> 00:10:25,765 It's such a great cause, but honestly... 192 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:29,565 it just sucks that we're not able to be there with you and the entire family. 193 00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:32,700 You know how much. I know, mom it's been three years since I've been there for, christmas. 194 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:34,700 I wish I would've called you sooner. 195 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:38,600 But, Kate sent all the gifts and stuff to you. 196 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:40,600 Okay. 197 00:10:43,700 --> 00:10:45,600 That's Merry Christmas in Burmese. 198 00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:48,700 All right, I'll tell her. I love you too. Bye. 199 00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:50,700 You learned "Merry Christmas" in, Burmese. 200 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:53,600 I gotta take everything to the next level. 201 00:10:53,635 --> 00:10:55,700 Come on, let's do this. I'm excited. 202 00:11:18,700 --> 00:11:20,600 Attention, San Francisco passengers. 203 00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:22,700 All flights have been grounded... 204 00:11:22,735 --> 00:11:24,600 ...due to extreme weather conditions. 205 00:11:24,635 --> 00:11:25,565 Sir, excuse me. 206 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:27,800 Well the phone's will be in and your flight's not going out. 207 00:11:27,835 --> 00:11:30,667 But what I can do is get you set up for standby... 208 00:11:30,702 --> 00:11:33,500 ...on the first flight to Fiji tomorrow. Okay? 209 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:34,665 Tomorrow's not going to be great for us. 210 00:11:34,700 --> 00:11:36,765 We've already scheduled a couple's massage... 211 00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:39,700 I'm sorry, sir. I don't make the fog, I deal with it. 212 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:43,600 The best I can do is get you guys set up a suite at the, Radisson. 213 00:11:43,635 --> 00:11:46,600 They have lovely accommodations, it's right next to the airport. 214 00:11:46,700 --> 00:11:48,650 You promise? At the, Radisson? 215 00:11:48,685 --> 00:11:50,600 - Did you hear that? - Brad. 216 00:11:50,635 --> 00:11:51,565 No, no that's terrific. 217 00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:53,600 Would it be possible to take us out... 218 00:11:53,700 --> 00:11:55,600 and get us, McDonald's as desert? 219 00:11:55,700 --> 00:11:57,565 I'll start missing flights more often. 220 00:11:57,600 --> 00:11:59,600 With this kind of red carpet service is available. 221 00:11:59,635 --> 00:12:01,600 - Because that's terrific. A suite. - Brad, please. 222 00:12:01,700 --> 00:12:04,565 That's not helping, Brad, okay. Is there another airline... 223 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:07,700 that you're possibly affiliated with? Like a sister airline that we can transfer to? 224 00:12:07,735 --> 00:12:10,700 - No, I'm sorry. - Do you have a cousin airline? 225 00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:13,700 How about an airline that your airline's filled out before? 226 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:17,700 The FAA has ruled that the, Bay area fog is simply too thick. 227 00:12:17,735 --> 00:12:20,700 No flights are coming in and no flights are going out... 228 00:12:20,735 --> 00:12:22,665 until at least tomorrow morning. 229 00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:26,100 Let's see how travelers are coping in all of this chaos. 230 00:12:26,135 --> 00:12:29,500 We have a couple over here. Excuse me, sir? Excuse me. 231 00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:32,500 Where are you headed for this, christmas? 232 00:12:34,700 --> 00:12:36,500 We're live on the air. 233 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:38,700 You certainly look dressed for a vacation. 234 00:12:43,700 --> 00:12:46,700 We're taking... And we take the trips. 235 00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:50,665 We'll take a different trip. 236 00:12:50,700 --> 00:12:53,800 What he's trying to say is that we plan a trip every year. 237 00:12:53,835 --> 00:12:56,500 This is actually ruining our Christmas. 238 00:12:56,700 --> 00:12:59,700 You must be pretty upset. Are you visiting friends and family? 239 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:03,800 This is, Kate. 240 00:13:05,700 --> 00:13:06,700 Hi, mom. 241 00:13:08,500 --> 00:13:10,150 I know, mom. All the flights were cancelled for today. 242 00:13:10,185 --> 00:13:12,392 - But they're not really... - Sweetheart It's, my dad. 243 00:13:12,427 --> 00:13:14,600 They're not sure, whether or not if it'll be today. 244 00:13:14,635 --> 00:13:16,700 You want me to answer it? Do I answer or no? 245 00:13:16,735 --> 00:13:18,500 Do I pick it up or not? 246 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:20,765 Yes, I know. I understand you have feelings. 247 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:24,600 What? What do you want me to do? I don't know what this means, I don't know what your saying to me. 248 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:30,650 Alright he's gonna give you a big hug when he see's you, mom. 249 00:13:30,685 --> 00:13:32,700 - I'm not hugging anybody. - He's really excited about the hug. 250 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:35,700 - Alright we'll see you at noon. - Noon? 251 00:13:36,700 --> 00:13:39,650 Kate, are you crazy? Did you just commit us to go? 252 00:13:39,685 --> 00:13:42,142 What did you want me to say? They saw us on the news. 253 00:13:42,177 --> 00:13:44,600 We're obviously not inoculating babies in, Burma. 254 00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:45,800 - No... - We are stuck here. 255 00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:47,765 By the way, what did you say to your dad? 256 00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:50,700 I told my dad that of course we'll be going over there. 257 00:13:50,735 --> 00:13:52,600 Don't compare your situation. 258 00:13:52,700 --> 00:13:54,200 - You kidding? - There's new stuff... 259 00:13:54,235 --> 00:13:55,665 ...that you're missing here, Kate. 260 00:13:55,700 --> 00:13:58,500 My Dad's a unique specific animal. Your mother's not. 261 00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:00,800 My dad, your mom. My mom, your dad. 262 00:14:00,835 --> 00:14:01,765 Great. 263 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:04,500 We'll see all four families in one day, Kate. 264 00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:06,700 Do you have any idea what this means? Do you have any idea what you committed us to? 265 00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:09,700 I know exactly what this means. 266 00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:22,800 Brad. 267 00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:26,600 Baby. 268 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,600 I don't want to fight. 269 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:31,765 Honey, I don't wanna fight either. 270 00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:34,600 - I hate this. - We never fight, honey. I'm sorry. 271 00:14:34,635 --> 00:14:35,600 I love you. 272 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:39,700 This is what our families do, you know that? This is what happens. 273 00:14:39,735 --> 00:14:42,167 My mother makes me crazy every time I talk to her. 274 00:14:42,202 --> 00:14:44,401 You're absolutely right. Here's all we got to do. 275 00:14:44,436 --> 00:14:46,600 We just gotta get through these, Four Christmases... 276 00:14:46,635 --> 00:14:48,765 as quickly and as painlessly as possible. 277 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:51,800 Exactly. Promise me that no matter what happens today... 278 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:53,800 we'll still have each other, right. 279 00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:57,500 - Honey, of course we will. - Okay. 280 00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:09,600 Hey listen. If one of these houses gets a little too intense... 281 00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:11,665 - I think we're gonna need a exit strategy. - Yes. 282 00:15:11,700 --> 00:15:14,600 We'll need a word that both of us know that means it's time to leave. 283 00:15:14,635 --> 00:15:16,600 What do you think our safe word, should be? 284 00:15:16,635 --> 00:15:17,765 It's a good idea. Mistletoe. 285 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:19,800 - Mistletoe is really good. - Okay. 286 00:15:20,700 --> 00:15:24,500 By the way, my father's house can get particularly uncomfortable. 287 00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:27,700 Please sweetheat, do not feel embarrassed if you feel the need... 288 00:15:27,735 --> 00:15:29,700 to pull the rip cord early, say, Mistletoe... 289 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:31,800 if this house gets too uncomfortable for you. 290 00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:34,500 - Okay. - Even if we're there for 10 min. 291 00:15:34,535 --> 00:15:36,500 All right, I'll let you know where I'm at. 292 00:15:36,700 --> 00:15:39,150 I'm just looking out for you on this one. I want you to be cool. 293 00:15:39,185 --> 00:15:41,600 Brad, I'm gonna go see your dad and your brothers right now. 294 00:15:41,635 --> 00:15:43,800 Unless you're too weird with it, then we're out. 295 00:15:44,700 --> 00:15:46,700 - I'm going in. - And going out would be... 296 00:15:47,700 --> 00:15:50,600 - Mistletoe. - Done. Let's get out of here. 297 00:15:50,635 --> 00:15:53,800 Brad, we're going in. Let's go. 298 00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:06,100 Son of a bitch. The TV stars actually came. 299 00:16:06,135 --> 00:16:08,417 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas, Dad. 300 00:16:08,452 --> 00:16:10,576 Merry Christmas, tiny. Good to see you. 301 00:16:10,611 --> 00:16:12,700 - Thanks for having us. - Good to see you. 302 00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:14,750 - Come on in. - Okay. 303 00:16:14,785 --> 00:16:16,700 Let's... Let's celebrate. 304 00:16:16,735 --> 00:16:18,500 Okay. Sounds good. 305 00:16:22,700 --> 00:16:24,700 That's a lot of presents you sent there, boy. 306 00:16:24,735 --> 00:16:26,600 You're trying to out do us? 307 00:16:26,700 --> 00:16:28,600 The biggest one is for you, Howard. 308 00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:31,465 Yeah? What is it? 309 00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:32,600 I'm not gonna tell you. 310 00:16:36,700 --> 00:16:37,700 What, are you crazy? 311 00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:38,700 - Bro. - Hey, buddy. 312 00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:45,500 Baby! 313 00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:50,800 Kate, these are my brothers: Denver and Dallas. 314 00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:54,600 - Hi, nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 315 00:16:54,635 --> 00:16:56,600 You must be, Orlando's girl. 316 00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:57,700 Orlando? 317 00:16:57,800 --> 00:17:00,800 We're named after the cities in which we were conceived. 318 00:17:00,835 --> 00:17:03,700 I'm, Denver that's, Dallas. And this is, Orlando. 319 00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:07,465 Orlando? 320 00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:10,600 My given name is, Orlando. But I changed it to, Brad. 321 00:17:11,700 --> 00:17:12,700 I'm, Brad. 322 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:14,765 What? 323 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:17,600 Well, merry christmas one and all. 324 00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:19,700 - Orderves for anyone. - Come on. 325 00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:22,500 Who are you trying to impress, Suze? 326 00:17:22,700 --> 00:17:24,700 We also got beer moses in the back. 327 00:17:24,735 --> 00:17:25,600 Ladies first. 328 00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:27,600 Thank you so much. 329 00:17:30,700 --> 00:17:32,600 What is this? Is this cheese? 330 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:34,600 Yeah, spray. 331 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:39,800 Spray cheese from the famous family of aerosol cheeses. 332 00:17:45,700 --> 00:17:46,700 Give me a hand. 333 00:17:50,700 --> 00:17:51,665 Here we go. 334 00:17:51,700 --> 00:17:54,600 Do you have something to say about my wife's cheese? 335 00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:57,765 Hump it! Hump it! 336 00:17:57,800 --> 00:17:59,800 I haven't seen that move in a while. 337 00:17:59,835 --> 00:18:03,600 Shut it, soldier boy! 338 00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:06,500 The spray cheese! The spray cheese! 339 00:18:06,700 --> 00:18:08,800 Bring it home, soldier boy. 340 00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:26,700 Oh my, god, honey. I am so sorry that you had to see that. 341 00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:28,765 Let me apologize for them. 342 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:32,800 If you wanna say "Mistletoe" because it's too heavy for you, I get it. 343 00:18:32,835 --> 00:18:34,665 I get it. I totally get it. Don't feel weird about that. 344 00:18:34,700 --> 00:18:37,700 If you need to get out of here, you let me know where your comfort zone is. 345 00:18:37,735 --> 00:18:38,700 Beacause that was weird. 346 00:18:39,700 --> 00:18:41,800 I can not believe you didn't tell me your real name. 347 00:18:41,835 --> 00:18:43,600 - What are you talking about? - I just... 348 00:18:44,700 --> 00:18:46,800 It's just crazy to me. We've been together for 3 years now 349 00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:49,700 and I don't even know your real name. doesn't that strike you as a little bit odd? 350 00:18:49,735 --> 00:18:53,117 No, it's not a little bit odd. I hated my name, so I changed it. 351 00:18:53,152 --> 00:18:56,500 You don't say hey: "My name used to be asshole, but it's, Bob. " 352 00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:59,600 - You just say: "My name is, Bob. " - Maybe to a stranger on the street... 353 00:18:59,635 --> 00:19:00,800 but to somebody you're sharing your life with, 354 00:19:00,835 --> 00:19:02,665 Yeah you tell them your real name. 355 00:19:02,700 --> 00:19:04,700 Sweetheart, I really don't want to get into this right now. 356 00:19:04,735 --> 00:19:06,700 By rhe way this is exactly why I was afraid if we came here. 357 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:09,665 this is isn't us, it's them. We're letting them in. 358 00:19:09,700 --> 00:19:12,700 Okay but your real name isn't asshole. It's like your middle name. 359 00:19:12,735 --> 00:19:14,665 Don't wanna be blindsided again. 360 00:19:14,700 --> 00:19:17,565 That's very funny. Go ahead and take a shot at me. 361 00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:19,600 It's bad enough, I have to deal with those, Neanderthals 362 00:19:19,635 --> 00:19:21,500 but now I gotta take it from you too? 363 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:24,800 No, you shouldn't. You shouldn't let them walk over you either. 364 00:19:24,835 --> 00:19:27,217 Kate, they are trained, UFC fighters. 365 00:19:27,252 --> 00:19:29,600 They know pressure points on people. 366 00:19:29,700 --> 00:19:31,565 But you're twice their size. 367 00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:33,665 They're semi-professional cage fighters. 368 00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:35,700 Like one person comes out, one person doesn't. 369 00:19:35,735 --> 00:19:38,565 A cock fighting but with dudes. 370 00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:41,700 - I thought you said they were personal trainers. - They're dude cock fighters. 371 00:19:41,735 --> 00:19:43,565 Like that thing you see on the pay-per-view. 372 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:46,600 Yes exactly. Except they don't actually get paid for it. 373 00:19:46,635 --> 00:19:48,600 They mostly just brawl in people's backyards... 374 00:19:48,700 --> 00:19:50,665 and then they upload the footage to, YouTube. 375 00:19:50,700 --> 00:19:54,500 Honey, my childhood was just like the, "Shawshank Redemption". 376 00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:57,800 Except I didn't have some kind, older, soft spoken black man... 377 00:19:57,835 --> 00:19:59,600 to share my struggle with. 378 00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:01,765 But you're not that child anymore, okay? 379 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:06,500 You're a grown, strong, confident, successful man. 380 00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:08,665 I really don't want to get into this. 381 00:20:08,700 --> 00:20:12,600 Brad, let me just let you know the truth. They're intimidated by you. 382 00:20:12,700 --> 00:20:14,600 What you need to do is go out there... 383 00:20:14,700 --> 00:20:15,800 and set some healthy boundaries... 384 00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:19,500 and demand that they respect you. You know what I'm saying? 385 00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:21,665 Hey, big city, come to open up some presents! 386 00:20:21,700 --> 00:20:24,600 - Come on son, we gotta go! - This is your opportunity. 387 00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:26,600 You can do this, baby. 388 00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:32,700 Right, right. 389 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:34,700 Okay, gentlemen. 390 00:20:35,700 --> 00:20:37,700 Can we take it down a notch, please? 391 00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:40,700 I'm not a kid, you can't talk to me like that anymore. 392 00:20:40,735 --> 00:20:42,565 We're adults. Do you understand? 393 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:44,700 I'm a grown man with hair on my chest, right? 394 00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:47,700 There's gonna be certain boundaries that are gonna exist between us. 395 00:20:48,700 --> 00:20:51,800 They might be invisible. I know you gentlemen won't be able to see them, 396 00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:55,600 but you're certainly gonna be able to respect the fact that they're there. 397 00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:58,600 These boundaries are not to be crossed. 398 00:20:58,700 --> 00:21:02,700 And if they are crossed, there's gonna be real consequences to that. 399 00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:07,700 Thank you. 400 00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:14,500 Welcome back, stud! 401 00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:16,600 Don't! 402 00:21:16,700 --> 00:21:17,700 Stop! 403 00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:23,600 Stop it! 404 00:21:29,700 --> 00:21:30,765 Come on, can I go in? 405 00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:33,700 No, you boys could get hurt. 406 00:21:33,735 --> 00:21:34,665 Come in! 407 00:21:34,700 --> 00:21:36,500 - Come on! - Take us in! 408 00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:37,700 - Go! - Yes! 409 00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:43,600 Get it! 410 00:21:46,700 --> 00:21:47,700 Google me, bitch! 411 00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:48,800 What? 412 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:51,800 Google me. You might wanna look me up sometime, Barbara! 413 00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:54,600 No! Dad! 414 00:21:54,700 --> 00:21:55,700 Stop! 415 00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:57,700 Let's open the presents... 416 00:21:57,800 --> 00:22:00,600 so, Orlando can get to his other, christmases alright. 417 00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:01,800 Let's do it. 418 00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:11,600 Baby. 419 00:22:12,700 --> 00:22:14,600 It's me. It's me. Are you okay? 420 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:16,700 Did you break anything? 421 00:22:19,700 --> 00:22:21,600 I am so proud of you. 422 00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:24,600 Orlando, you're closest to the tree, you distribute. 423 00:22:31,700 --> 00:22:33,800 Gosh, wasn't it so hard to find gifts... 424 00:22:33,835 --> 00:22:35,600 under the 10 dollar cap this year? 425 00:22:35,700 --> 00:22:37,565 The first gift is to, Connor. 426 00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:40,100 - The 10 dollar what? - 10 dollar spending cap. 427 00:22:40,135 --> 00:22:42,600 Uncle Brad and his special friend Kate, maybe... 428 00:22:42,635 --> 00:22:43,600 Brad? 429 00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:45,600 I'll be your nice uncle... 430 00:22:45,700 --> 00:22:47,700 ...after you see what I got you. Go ahead open it up. 431 00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:50,500 - Brad? - Yeah. 432 00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:51,700 What? 433 00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:54,600 - X-Box. This is awesome. - Whoa. 434 00:22:54,635 --> 00:22:55,665 Top shelf for you, pal. 435 00:22:55,700 --> 00:22:58,700 It's got the triple core processor, wireless controllers the whole deal. 436 00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:00,765 It was a 10 dollar spending cap. 437 00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:03,700 How in the hell did you find an X-Box for under 10 dollars? 438 00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:07,600 Looks like someone's trying to show off how much money he makes. 439 00:23:07,635 --> 00:23:09,700 Maybe someone's family didn't tell him that, 440 00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:10,765 there was a 10 dollar spending cap. 441 00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:13,800 Or maybe if you came home you'd know crap like that. 442 00:23:13,835 --> 00:23:15,765 Guys can we try to stay positive here? 443 00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:18,800 What's the problem? We're trying to give some gifts to some children. 444 00:23:18,835 --> 00:23:22,717 It's, christmas. Let's keep the momentum going here. 445 00:23:22,752 --> 00:23:26,600 The next gift is to, Cody and this is from your dad. 446 00:23:27,700 --> 00:23:29,700 I'm sure this is a good gift too. Okay? 447 00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:33,500 Dig in there, tear it up. 448 00:23:35,700 --> 00:23:36,800 A flashlight? 449 00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:39,500 That's it? 450 00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:41,665 Why don't you love me, Daddy? 451 00:23:41,700 --> 00:23:44,765 Okay, okay. Honestly, I think it's my fault. 452 00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:46,765 I didn't know there was a 10 dollar spending cap. 453 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:49,800 Well my gift from, Santa Claus better be straight cool. 454 00:23:50,500 --> 00:23:52,600 I have a feeling that your gift from, Santas 455 00:23:52,635 --> 00:23:54,700 probably going to ring around 10 dollars too. 456 00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:57,700 Why? Is, Santa Claus cheap like my daddy? 457 00:23:57,735 --> 00:24:00,600 No, Santa is dad. Dad is... 458 00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:02,800 Right. 459 00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:04,800 I don't understand. 460 00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:08,600 What's happening? What's happening? What's the problem? 461 00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:11,600 There's no, Santa Claus. 462 00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:14,700 You're joking with me, right? You're kidding me. 463 00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:17,600 They know there's no, Santa Claus, right? 464 00:24:18,700 --> 00:24:19,665 They do now. 465 00:24:19,700 --> 00:24:21,700 How could you lie to us, Daddy? 466 00:24:21,735 --> 00:24:22,800 There is a Santa Claus. 467 00:24:23,500 --> 00:24:23,800 Cody, come on. 468 00:24:24,500 --> 00:24:26,600 You and Santa Claus don't love me. 469 00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:29,700 That's not gonna bring back Santa. That's not... 470 00:24:29,735 --> 00:24:31,700 When he gets hurt inside and can't get... 471 00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:34,600 ...his emotions into words, he takes to streaking. 472 00:24:36,700 --> 00:24:38,600 Don't worry, he always comes back. 473 00:24:38,700 --> 00:24:40,600 Nobody loves me! 474 00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:45,565 Okay, look. I'm really, really sorry. 475 00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:47,600 - I just assumed... - All right. All right. 476 00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:49,565 Let's keep it moving. 477 00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:51,600 I'm starting to lose my balls over here. 478 00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:52,800 All right? 479 00:24:54,700 --> 00:24:57,600 What's this one here? You're gonna love this, poppy. 480 00:24:57,700 --> 00:24:59,600 That's a satellite dish, Howard. 481 00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:01,565 Why would I want a satellite? 482 00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:03,700 That's not a satellite, it's a satellite dish. 483 00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:06,800 Terrific. You got so many more channels and viewing options. 484 00:25:06,835 --> 00:25:08,700 You don't think I get enough channels? 485 00:25:09,700 --> 00:25:11,800 Well, your TV right now is a radio, so... 486 00:25:11,835 --> 00:25:12,765 Wait. 487 00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:16,600 How much is this gift gonna cost me a month? 488 00:25:17,700 --> 00:25:19,700 Apparently it's not going to cost you. We're paying for the services. 489 00:25:19,735 --> 00:25:21,700 - So, nothing actually. - Wait, wait. 490 00:25:22,500 --> 00:25:24,600 Just because I drive a combine for a living... 491 00:25:24,635 --> 00:25:26,700 doesn't mean I need me a fancy pants lawyer son... 492 00:25:26,735 --> 00:25:28,765 - paying the bills for me. - Okay, you win. 493 00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:31,565 If you want to pay, for the stuff, you pay for it. 494 00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:34,600 The installation guy comes on Tuesday, he's gonna install it for you. 495 00:25:34,700 --> 00:25:36,765 Cancel it. We install things ourselves in this house. 496 00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:40,700 Dad, I think you gonna want a professional to handle this. 497 00:25:40,735 --> 00:25:43,500 If you think I'll allow a sex predator... 498 00:25:43,700 --> 00:25:45,800 ...in a uniform to wander around my house... 499 00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:47,700 ...and touch my underwear... 500 00:25:48,700 --> 00:25:51,600 You got another thing coming, no. 501 00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:53,800 I'll see you top side in five. 502 00:25:54,500 --> 00:25:55,600 All three on the roof. 503 00:25:55,635 --> 00:25:56,700 - Let's go. - Okay. 504 00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:01,600 To her mother. I gotta take a grumpy. 505 00:26:02,700 --> 00:26:03,700 What don't you...? 506 00:26:04,700 --> 00:26:06,600 You wanna go over to your mom? 507 00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:11,600 Yeah, okay, come here. Careful. There you go. 508 00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:15,500 Ain't it nice to have everybody home for the holidays? 509 00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:16,800 Yes, it is. 510 00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:21,600 We're gonna make bologna sandwiches I think. 511 00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:27,800 Okay, here we go. 512 00:26:28,700 --> 00:26:29,700 Okay. 513 00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:31,800 Take her before it explodes. 514 00:26:31,835 --> 00:26:32,700 Thank you. 515 00:26:34,700 --> 00:26:36,600 Gotta go and do some man's work. 516 00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:49,565 You gotta use a lock nut on that. 517 00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:52,600 I know what I'm doing. I don't need any lock nut. 518 00:26:52,635 --> 00:26:53,765 Sorry, I know that you major... 519 00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:56,700 ...in a satellite dish installation at, Stanford. 520 00:26:58,600 --> 00:26:59,600 Yeah. 521 00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:02,700 Great, dude. Mock me for being educated. That's awesome. 522 00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:04,600 - Hey, Grandpa! - Hey! 523 00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:06,700 Come play, war with me! 524 00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:09,700 Maybe later, grandpa is busy. 525 00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:14,500 Grandma's boyfriend plays with me whenever I want. 526 00:27:14,700 --> 00:27:18,600 Your grandmother's boyfriend is a first class ass sniffer. 527 00:27:18,635 --> 00:27:19,700 You can tell him I said so. 528 00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:21,800 Connor, go get us some beers, man. 529 00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:26,800 Sounds like you and mom really turned a corner there. 530 00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:30,700 I don't want to speak ill of your mother on, christmas. 531 00:27:30,735 --> 00:27:31,600 But... 532 00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:33,800 she's nothing but a common street whore. 533 00:27:33,835 --> 00:27:35,800 Okay, that's great. Nicely said. 534 00:27:36,500 --> 00:27:38,500 What? What do you call a woman... 535 00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:40,700 ...who throws away a career, abandons her kids... 536 00:27:40,735 --> 00:27:42,565 ...and runs off with another man? 537 00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:44,600 - What are you talking about? - What do you call her? 538 00:27:44,700 --> 00:27:47,565 Dad, she was a cashier, that's not really a career. 539 00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:50,700 That would fall in the category of a job, and she left you because you wouldn't talk to her. 540 00:27:50,735 --> 00:27:53,800 Stopped spending time with her. You completly shut her out of your life. 541 00:27:53,835 --> 00:27:57,600 I fed her, I put a roof over her head and I never lied to her face. 542 00:27:57,700 --> 00:27:59,650 I spoiled her, that's what I did. 543 00:27:59,685 --> 00:28:01,642 Let that be a lesson to you kids... 544 00:28:01,677 --> 00:28:03,600 about being honest with your wives. 545 00:28:03,700 --> 00:28:07,600 You can't spell "families" without lies, am I right? 546 00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:09,600 - Amen, Dad. - Yeah. 547 00:28:12,700 --> 00:28:15,600 What is she like... two or three months? 548 00:28:16,700 --> 00:28:18,565 - Nine. - Wow. 549 00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:19,700 - Yeah. - Nine months. 550 00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:23,500 She's not walking or taking care of herself by now? 551 00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:26,600 Are you kidding me? Most days I'm lucky to get... 552 00:28:26,635 --> 00:28:28,600 my boob out of her mouth so I can shower. 553 00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:30,700 - Yeah. - Does that hurt? 554 00:28:30,735 --> 00:28:31,700 What, breast feeding? 555 00:28:31,735 --> 00:28:32,700 No. 556 00:28:33,700 --> 00:28:36,700 Maybe at first, but the nipples get tough. 557 00:28:37,700 --> 00:28:39,600 I can hardly feel mine anymore. 558 00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:42,500 You wanna flick one? 559 00:28:42,700 --> 00:28:43,665 - No. - Please. 560 00:28:43,700 --> 00:28:44,700 - No, no. - Go ahead. 561 00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:48,600 That's okay. I have a set of my own. So I'm just gonna pass. 562 00:28:48,635 --> 00:28:49,800 - Sure. Of course. - But thanks. 563 00:28:50,700 --> 00:28:52,500 Okay, we're all set! 564 00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:54,500 Hey! 565 00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:56,600 The picture's all fuzzy. 566 00:28:56,900 --> 00:28:59,800 Did you get me some sort of cheap old satellite? 567 00:28:59,835 --> 00:29:02,667 No, it's not a cheap old satellite. 568 00:29:02,702 --> 00:29:05,500 I just gotta adjust it. How about now? 569 00:29:05,700 --> 00:29:06,665 Even worse! 570 00:29:06,700 --> 00:29:07,800 I can make it work! Hold on! 571 00:29:08,500 --> 00:29:09,500 How about now? 572 00:29:09,700 --> 00:29:10,665 Dad...! 573 00:29:10,700 --> 00:29:13,700 Could you hold her? I need to bake another thing. 574 00:29:13,735 --> 00:29:15,600 No, actually... Okay. 575 00:29:16,700 --> 00:29:17,665 Okay. 576 00:29:17,700 --> 00:29:19,500 Come on, you can't break her. 577 00:29:19,700 --> 00:29:20,665 - Okay. - Yeah. 578 00:29:20,700 --> 00:29:21,800 Okay, you know what...? 579 00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:24,700 It's a satellite, you gotta point it up at the satellite. 580 00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:26,650 How about now, is it better now? 581 00:29:26,685 --> 00:29:28,500 No, it's worse. It's still crappy. 582 00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:30,800 I don't think she likes me. 583 00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:32,700 She likes you fine. 584 00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:35,600 Just give her a chance to warm up to you. 585 00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:38,600 - How about now? - Worse. It's worse. 586 00:29:38,635 --> 00:29:39,600 Son of a bitch. 587 00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:43,800 Take the damn thing down. I can do better with my rabbit ears. 588 00:29:44,500 --> 00:29:45,600 I love my rabbit ears! 589 00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:50,800 Can you tell me "hot or cold". 590 00:29:50,835 --> 00:29:52,565 - What? - Hot or cold. 591 00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:56,500 Hot or cold what? What the hell does that mean, hot or cold? 592 00:29:57,600 --> 00:29:59,600 How long until she warms up to me? 593 00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:01,600 Not long at all. 594 00:30:03,700 --> 00:30:05,150 - Horrible. - Point it up! 595 00:30:05,185 --> 00:30:06,565 Shut up, and let me work! 596 00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:09,700 I don't want a fancy satellite. I don't want any kind of satellite. 597 00:30:09,735 --> 00:30:13,500 It's not a satellite, genius! It's a satellite dish! 598 00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:15,500 Okay. 599 00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:17,800 - Pull the thing and... - Get off my roof! 600 00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:20,500 Pull the damn thing! 601 00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:35,565 It's too much. 602 00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:37,700 Whatever you're doing, stop it right now! 603 00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:39,700 - Leave my TV alone! - I'm fine! 604 00:30:42,700 --> 00:30:43,700 She stopped crying. 605 00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:45,700 I did it! 606 00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:47,700 You idiot! Stop it! 607 00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:51,700 - This is all right. - Leave my TV alone! 608 00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:54,500 I'm fine. 609 00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:56,765 That's awesome. 610 00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:58,700 Okay, I'm coming up. 611 00:31:20,700 --> 00:31:22,000 Give me back my baby! 612 00:31:24,700 --> 00:31:25,700 Mistletoe. 613 00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:31,500 Mistletoe. 614 00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:39,800 I can't believe I nailed that baby's head. 615 00:31:39,835 --> 00:31:41,465 I feel kind of bad about that. 616 00:31:41,500 --> 00:31:44,700 That's my brother's kid. You couldn't have possibly blown it's, IQ. It's fine. 617 00:31:44,735 --> 00:31:46,800 I did get it to stop crying there for a second. 618 00:31:46,835 --> 00:31:48,800 I think it kind of liked me. 619 00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:50,565 Yeah. 620 00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:53,700 Oh my, god! Do you know what happens to your nipples after your breast feed? 621 00:31:54,700 --> 00:31:55,765 I don't think I wanna know either. 622 00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:58,500 No, I don't think you do. It's violent. 623 00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:01,600 - They crack up like tire rubber. - Okay. 624 00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:10,700 Just so you know, it's a bit of a cougar den here at my Mom's. 625 00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:13,800 This is different. 626 00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:19,500 Maybe she has a new boyfriend. 627 00:32:25,700 --> 00:32:26,765 Merry christmas, mom. 628 00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:29,600 Merry christmas, Kate. Come on in. 629 00:32:29,635 --> 00:32:30,600 Merry christmas. 630 00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:35,600 Give me a hug, Kate. 631 00:32:35,700 --> 00:32:36,700 Oh, okay. 632 00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:39,500 Good to see you. 633 00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:40,700 And you must be, Brad. 634 00:32:40,735 --> 00:32:41,600 Mrs. Kincaid. 635 00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:44,500 Call me, Marilyn and get over here... 636 00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:46,700 and give me a hug, you big, fat, purple teddy bear. 637 00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:48,600 Bring it! 638 00:32:48,700 --> 00:32:50,600 - Yes, yes! - Hey, merry christmas. 639 00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:53,600 Shit, that feels good. 640 00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:57,600 You're so tall and firm like a giant oak. 641 00:32:58,600 --> 00:32:59,700 He's tall. 642 00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:03,800 - Brad, this is my aunt, Sarah. - Hi. 643 00:33:04,500 --> 00:33:05,665 - This is my aunt, Donna. - Hi. 644 00:33:05,700 --> 00:33:08,600 - Is that genuine leather. - Nice to meet you, ladies. 645 00:33:08,700 --> 00:33:11,765 The one in the canarian hanging on your belt is, gram, gram. 646 00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:14,700 I'm sorry, gram, gram, but that's my belt. That's attached to me. 647 00:33:14,735 --> 00:33:17,600 Sorry, merry christmas to you. It's a great sweater. 648 00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:18,800 I get it. 649 00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:24,500 This is the den. Well, everyone's in here. 650 00:33:25,700 --> 00:33:27,665 I can't believe you came. 651 00:33:27,700 --> 00:33:29,665 - Hi, Courtney. - Hi, sweetie. 652 00:33:29,700 --> 00:33:32,600 Hey listen, I can't get up, Jackson is very gassy... 653 00:33:32,635 --> 00:33:33,800 and I gotta keep bouncing him. 654 00:33:33,835 --> 00:33:34,765 Okay. 655 00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:36,700 - Well, this is, Brad. - Hi. 656 00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:38,700 Hi. 657 00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:40,500 I'm, Courtney. 658 00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:43,500 - Brad. merry christmas. - merry christmas. 659 00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:45,600 And that's granddad 660 00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:48,600 and this is, Courtney's husband, Jim. 661 00:33:48,700 --> 00:33:50,500 - Take, Jackson. - All right. 662 00:33:50,700 --> 00:33:53,565 He's so good with kids. Yeah. 663 00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:55,665 - We're gonna try again. - Well... 664 00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:58,700 Oh I forgot you're too cool for kids. It cramps your independence. 665 00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:01,565 I never said, I was too cool for kids. 666 00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:03,765 I know you didn't say it. But you don't have any. 667 00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:07,600 And you have really strong concrete ideas about not having any. 668 00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:09,600 Well, that's actually not... 669 00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:12,500 You know, I'd rather just not get into it. 670 00:34:12,700 --> 00:34:13,700 Where's, Kasi? 671 00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:16,800 She's outside in the jump-jump with the rest of the neighbourhood kids. 672 00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:18,700 There's a jump-jump? 673 00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:22,765 Kate always hated the jump-jump. 674 00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:26,600 In the 5th grade, bunch of kids trapped Kate inside the jump-jump. 675 00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:29,500 - She never got over it. - I got over it. 676 00:34:29,535 --> 00:34:31,600 They tortured her for about an hour. 677 00:34:31,700 --> 00:34:33,600 Why would they trap you in there that long? 678 00:34:34,700 --> 00:34:35,600 Because she was... 679 00:34:36,700 --> 00:34:37,700 "Cootie Kate". 680 00:34:37,735 --> 00:34:38,700 Courtney. 681 00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:40,600 Who's cootie, Kate? 682 00:34:40,700 --> 00:34:43,800 - She didn't tell you about cootie, Kate? - Mom, I really don't think this is necessary. 683 00:34:43,835 --> 00:34:46,700 All the kids pretended that, Kate had cooties... 684 00:34:46,735 --> 00:34:48,500 ...and no one talked to her. 685 00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:51,100 If Kate even touched you, you'd have to wipe it off... 686 00:34:51,135 --> 00:34:53,600 and spray with disinfectant to get off the cooties. 687 00:34:53,700 --> 00:34:56,700 That sounds like it could be really hurtful. How long did that go along for? 688 00:34:56,735 --> 00:34:58,700 Not long. I don't remember, but it wasn't long. 689 00:34:58,735 --> 00:35:00,217 Seven years. Until 6th. 690 00:35:00,252 --> 00:35:01,665 That was a long time ago. 691 00:35:01,700 --> 00:35:03,800 I'm sure you don't have cooties now. 692 00:35:03,835 --> 00:35:04,800 Let's test it out. 693 00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:06,500 Ahh... cooties! 694 00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:14,250 Pastor Phil has encouraged us to dispense... 695 00:35:14,285 --> 00:35:17,700 with the commercial trappings of the holidays. 696 00:35:17,735 --> 00:35:19,600 - Who's, Pastor Phil? - Mom's new beau. 697 00:35:19,635 --> 00:35:20,700 It's a whole new thing. 698 00:35:21,700 --> 00:35:22,700 So... 699 00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:25,500 what I had in mind was that... 700 00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:28,565 we would go around the room and each of us... 701 00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:31,800 would speak to the spiritual gifts that we might give. 702 00:35:32,500 --> 00:35:34,700 A verbal gift giving of sorts. 703 00:35:35,700 --> 00:35:37,800 Wait. There's really no presents. 704 00:35:37,835 --> 00:35:38,700 Kasi. 705 00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:41,500 None that you can see. 706 00:35:41,700 --> 00:35:42,800 Okay, I'll go first. 707 00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:46,700 I would like to give more of myself to my church... 708 00:35:46,735 --> 00:35:48,600 and to, Pastor Phil. 709 00:35:53,700 --> 00:35:55,700 gram-gram, would you like to go next? 710 00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:59,700 I could increase the frequency with which... 711 00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:03,700 ...I pleasure, Milton with my hand and with my mouth. 712 00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:07,600 Did she just say that? 713 00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:11,700 Brad, why don't you go next? 714 00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:15,500 I follow, gram, gram with that... 715 00:36:16,700 --> 00:36:19,700 ...hand stuff and what she does with her... Yeah, okay? 716 00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:21,600 I'd like to umm... 717 00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:24,500 with Kate... 718 00:36:25,700 --> 00:36:26,700 would be too... 719 00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:31,700 Vacationing more frequently and doing it with, Kate. 720 00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:34,700 That is lovely, Brad. 721 00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:38,700 - He's so well spoken. - Thank you. Thank you. 722 00:36:38,735 --> 00:36:40,565 Courtney, what would you give? 723 00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:42,600 Well, I'd like to give myself a gift. 724 00:36:42,700 --> 00:36:44,700 And that is the gift of being pregnant. 725 00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:49,600 I know that comes with its own challenges for 9 months... 726 00:36:49,635 --> 00:36:52,600 like getting fat and having people stare at you funny 727 00:36:52,700 --> 00:36:53,700 when you sneak a cig, but. 728 00:36:54,700 --> 00:36:56,665 I'd also like to give myself another gift. 729 00:36:56,700 --> 00:36:58,800 And that is a scheduled, C- section that goes routinely 730 00:37:01,700 --> 00:37:04,600 Don't most women want to have a natural birth? 731 00:37:04,700 --> 00:37:06,800 Yeah, those women who haven't done it before. 732 00:37:06,835 --> 00:37:07,800 Right. 733 00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:11,700 You just come here. 734 00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:15,600 Auntie, Kate will you please hold him whilst I..? 735 00:37:15,635 --> 00:37:16,665 What do I do? 736 00:37:16,700 --> 00:37:19,250 You gotta hold him. Okay, got him? 737 00:37:19,285 --> 00:37:21,800 I'll fix myself here. There we go. 738 00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:24,700 - What should I do with him? - See if he made a stinky. 739 00:37:24,735 --> 00:37:25,700 How do I do that? 740 00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:28,600 Just lift up his diaper and see if he made one. 741 00:37:31,700 --> 00:37:33,600 Oh... Oh yeah there's something in here. 742 00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:35,600 It's a really disgusting... 743 00:37:36,700 --> 00:37:37,600 Jackson... 744 00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:41,600 Your projectile on auntie, Kate. 745 00:37:43,700 --> 00:37:45,800 - I'm gonna vomit. - Brad, are you okay? 746 00:37:45,835 --> 00:37:47,600 Get him some water. 747 00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:49,700 - I'm about to throw up. - Oh, God. 748 00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:52,800 I'll get sick. I can't be here. 749 00:37:53,700 --> 00:37:54,700 What do I do? 750 00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:56,750 Take it away from me. I'm sorry. I love you. 751 00:37:56,785 --> 00:37:58,700 You gotta get out of here. I can't breathe. 752 00:37:59,700 --> 00:38:00,700 I want to do it too! 753 00:38:01,700 --> 00:38:02,800 - Kate! - What? 754 00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:11,800 Are you joking me? These are the only clothes we have in the entire house? 755 00:38:12,700 --> 00:38:13,700 How's that even possible? 756 00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:17,600 It's not like you ever come around. You haven't been here in like... Forever. 757 00:38:17,700 --> 00:38:20,150 I can not believe you told him about "Cootie Kate". 758 00:38:20,185 --> 00:38:22,442 How was I supposed to know you hadn't told him? 759 00:38:22,477 --> 00:38:24,665 Like you would tell, Jim you're "Cootie, Courtney". 760 00:38:24,700 --> 00:38:26,800 Jim and I know everything there is to know about each other. 761 00:38:26,835 --> 00:38:29,600 He knows I slept with the entire water polo team. 762 00:38:29,635 --> 00:38:31,600 Just like I know he experimented with men. 763 00:38:32,700 --> 00:38:35,700 - I didn't need to know that. - Listen, Kate my point is, after three years... 764 00:38:35,735 --> 00:38:37,565 I would think that you and, Brad... 765 00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:39,700 would know a little bit more about each other than you already do. 766 00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:42,800 How can you really appreciate someone for who they are... 767 00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:44,800 until you really know them? 768 00:38:51,700 --> 00:38:52,600 Thank you. 769 00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:55,700 I kind of feel like a Saudi prince in here. 770 00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:58,700 We're just so glad that Kate has a boyfriend. 771 00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:02,600 You're the longest relationship she's ever had with a man. 772 00:39:05,700 --> 00:39:06,700 With a man? 773 00:39:34,700 --> 00:39:35,700 What' is this? 774 00:39:53,700 --> 00:39:54,700 Oh, my God. 775 00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:18,500 Who's that? 776 00:40:18,700 --> 00:40:19,700 That's, Josephine. 777 00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:22,700 Everyone called her, Joe. She was, Kate's only friend. 778 00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:26,600 Last I heard, Joe coaches women's wrestling. 779 00:40:32,700 --> 00:40:33,600 Check that out! 780 00:40:34,700 --> 00:40:36,600 - That's, Kate? - Yeah. 781 00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:38,700 She looks like, Shaq. 782 00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:55,600 Hi, auntie Kate. 783 00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:58,600 - Hi, Kasi. - What are you doing? 784 00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:02,600 Not much. Do you need to use the bathroom? 785 00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:04,500 What's this? 786 00:41:07,500 --> 00:41:09,700 That is my special magic marker. 787 00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:12,765 What? 788 00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:14,765 We not allowed to have magic markers in the house. 789 00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:18,700 - I have to tell my mom. - No. You don't need to tell your mom. 790 00:41:18,735 --> 00:41:20,700 Actually, can I have it back because... 791 00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:24,565 Kasi. 792 00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:25,600 You want this? 793 00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:28,600 This is not a joke, this is not game. 794 00:41:29,500 --> 00:41:31,600 Auntie Kate needs her marker back, okay? 795 00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:35,800 Kasi, this is not funny! 796 00:42:02,700 --> 00:42:04,600 Kasi, please come out of there! 797 00:42:04,700 --> 00:42:06,600 Don't make me come and get you. 798 00:42:08,500 --> 00:42:09,500 Kasi! 799 00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:10,700 Come on! 800 00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:12,500 Come and get it! 801 00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:36,765 Wait a minute. Kate went to a fat camp? 802 00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:40,600 Yeah, she lost three pounds. It only took her all summer. 803 00:42:40,700 --> 00:42:41,700 A pound a month. 804 00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:43,600 Courtney. 805 00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:48,500 Kasi, honey. Please give me back that marker! 806 00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:49,800 Keep away! 807 00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:54,600 Come and get it, old lady! 808 00:42:54,635 --> 00:42:55,565 What? 809 00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:56,700 Keep away! Keep away! 810 00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:57,800 Give it to me! 811 00:42:58,600 --> 00:42:59,565 "Give it to me. " 812 00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:01,600 Just give me the marker. Okay? 813 00:43:01,635 --> 00:43:03,600 "Just give me the marker. Okay?" 814 00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:06,600 Come and get it! Sucker! 815 00:43:10,700 --> 00:43:11,700 Get it! 816 00:43:16,700 --> 00:43:17,600 Yeah! 817 00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:19,800 - That's Kate? - Yes. 818 00:43:20,500 --> 00:43:22,600 Wait a minute. Hold on. You told me... Who's that? 819 00:43:22,635 --> 00:43:24,700 - That's Kate. - That's not a boy named, Bjorn? 820 00:43:35,700 --> 00:43:38,600 Can't believe it, Kate is actually playing with, Kasi. 821 00:43:38,635 --> 00:43:40,700 I've never seen her play with my kids before. 822 00:43:41,700 --> 00:43:43,700 Hey! Okay! 823 00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:48,600 Mistletoe! 824 00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:52,600 Brad! Mistletoe! 825 00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:55,500 Mistletoe! 826 00:43:55,700 --> 00:43:58,600 - We're so glad you're here, Brad. - I'm having so much fun. 827 00:43:59,700 --> 00:44:02,700 What did she take so long to bring you here? Is what I wanna know. 828 00:44:21,700 --> 00:44:23,600 I came here for a marker... 829 00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:26,600 and I'm not leaving without one! 830 00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:46,700 Kasi! 831 00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:52,600 That marker in your mouth, I peed on it! 832 00:45:32,500 --> 00:45:33,500 Hey,hey! 833 00:45:34,700 --> 00:45:36,800 Sweetheart you never told me you went to a fat camp. 834 00:45:37,700 --> 00:45:39,565 Okay it was called, "Get fit camp". 835 00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:42,500 I can't believe my family is showing you all the pictures of my childhood. 836 00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:44,650 You know what my favorite ones are though, of when you're a baby... 837 00:45:44,685 --> 00:45:46,700 'cause it looks almost like you were almost meant to be a twin... 838 00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:48,700 - but you ate the other baby in the womb. - Brad. 839 00:45:48,735 --> 00:45:50,665 - That's why you're so powerful. - Stop. 840 00:45:50,700 --> 00:45:53,700 Because you ate your twin sister, and you took all of her powers. 841 00:45:53,735 --> 00:45:55,500 - Cut it out. - Baby, I love you. 842 00:45:55,700 --> 00:45:59,700 It doesn't bother me if you were a really abnormally large child... 843 00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:01,600 with lesbian tendencies, 'cause if that was your journey... 844 00:46:01,700 --> 00:46:04,600 - then I'm cool with it. - What are you saying, lesbian tendencies? 845 00:46:04,700 --> 00:46:07,700 - I saw the pictures of, Joe. - Joe wasn't gay. 846 00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:11,700 Haircuts don't lie. What did you do with Joe... 847 00:46:11,735 --> 00:46:14,217 like play baseball and ride motorcycles? 848 00:46:14,252 --> 00:46:16,665 We're just kids. She was really imaginative. 849 00:46:16,700 --> 00:46:19,650 We played in the basement. She had this game: "Sun tan". 850 00:46:19,685 --> 00:46:22,242 We pretended we're on the beach, she'd take lotion... 851 00:46:22,277 --> 00:46:24,800 she never wanted me to burn, so she would rub it... 852 00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:29,600 Okay, listen and look at me. You're better kisser for it. 853 00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:33,700 All I'm saying to you is, it's not fun when the shoes on the other foot, right. 854 00:46:33,735 --> 00:46:35,800 You shouldn't have been so shitty with me with the whole, Orlando stuff. 855 00:46:35,835 --> 00:46:38,700 when you have so many skeletons in your own closet, right. 856 00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:42,600 Do not throw rocks when you live in the house of, Joe. 857 00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:43,800 Okay, I see your point. 858 00:46:43,900 --> 00:46:46,600 I love you. I'll see you in a little bit. 859 00:46:51,700 --> 00:46:52,700 Mom. 860 00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:55,765 I really need to talk to you for a sec. 861 00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:59,500 Kate, I don't have time for this. I don't wanna be late for, Pastor Phil. 862 00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:00,500 But I just... 863 00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:02,565 But I just... I kinda want to talk about this now. 864 00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:05,600 Well if it's important now, it'll be important after church, right? 865 00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:07,765 Well yeah but... 866 00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:10,700 Clean yourself up a little, this is a nice church. 867 00:47:22,700 --> 00:47:24,700 And now... 868 00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:29,700 ...the, Pastor Phil! 869 00:47:30,500 --> 00:47:33,800 Hello. There's a new born King. Hallelujah! 870 00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:36,600 Hallelujah! 871 00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:38,700 Praise Him! Hallelujah! 872 00:47:39,700 --> 00:47:42,700 Praise Him! Praise Him! Talk to Him, lady! 873 00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:46,500 Glory to the new born King! 874 00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:49,500 Hallelujah! 875 00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:53,700 Please be seated. 876 00:47:57,800 --> 00:47:59,600 I've been given a note. 877 00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:01,665 The, Walshes who performed the role... 878 00:48:01,700 --> 00:48:04,565 of, Mary and Joseph for the last three years... 879 00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:07,000 and done a great job of it, they had some food that didn't agree with them. 880 00:48:07,500 --> 00:48:09,550 So, we're gonna need a pair of volunteers... 881 00:48:09,585 --> 00:48:11,600 to perform the roles of, Mary and Joseph. 882 00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:16,600 You should do it. 883 00:48:16,700 --> 00:48:17,600 What? 884 00:48:17,700 --> 00:48:20,665 No, I won't get in front of a bunch of strangers. 885 00:48:20,700 --> 00:48:23,700 You're staged trained. You played Pippin in High School. 886 00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:26,800 No. I wasn't Pippin, I was in Pippin. 887 00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:30,650 I played a tree because I had a bad stage fright, do you remember this? 888 00:48:30,685 --> 00:48:33,700 I know this seems like I'm putting you on the spot and in fact I am. 889 00:48:34,500 --> 00:48:36,700 Honey, Pastor Phil needs you. 890 00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:39,700 - I'm not gonna do it. - Do I have a volunteer? 891 00:48:39,735 --> 00:48:41,600 Or do I still need a volunteer? 892 00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:44,800 Kate will play the, Virgin Mary. 893 00:48:44,835 --> 00:48:45,765 What? 894 00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:47,800 Hallelujah! The cure of the world! 895 00:48:47,835 --> 00:48:49,600 I just said I wouldn't. 896 00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:52,600 Hallelujah! Kate, you stand up! 897 00:48:52,700 --> 00:48:53,800 Stand up, please! 898 00:48:54,600 --> 00:48:57,700 Look at the joy you've brought to this congregation, Kate... 899 00:48:57,735 --> 00:48:59,717 by your volunteering to be, Mary. 900 00:48:59,752 --> 00:49:01,700 Hello. I still need a, Joseph. 901 00:49:03,700 --> 00:49:04,700 Brad be, Joseph. 902 00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:07,565 I'm not staged trained. I never played Pippin. 903 00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:09,700 You don't have to give the performance. You just have to get up there. 904 00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:12,600 - because I don't wanna be alone. - It's not gonna happen. 905 00:49:12,700 --> 00:49:13,800 Oh rub a pon-pon, Brad, you stand up! 906 00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:16,600 You are a part of this, Brad! 907 00:49:35,700 --> 00:49:38,600 Listen to me, Brad. I'm going to really need you to look out for me up there. 908 00:49:38,700 --> 00:49:41,600 Because I'm starting to get like really nervous. 909 00:49:41,635 --> 00:49:43,700 - That stage fright thing. - How do I look? 910 00:49:45,500 --> 00:49:47,700 - What do you think? - You look fine. I'm trying to get... 911 00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:50,500 My man's skirt, is it short or is it okay? 912 00:49:50,700 --> 00:49:51,700 - Honestly. - It's a little short. 913 00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:53,700 Okay here's, Jesus. 914 00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:56,600 They don't use a doll? 915 00:49:57,600 --> 00:49:59,500 - Here are your scripts. - Scripts? 916 00:49:59,700 --> 00:50:01,700 - I'm not ready for scripts... - Hi, Jesus. 917 00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:03,700 No one ever told me there's gonna be lines... 918 00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:06,600 - Hi, Jesus. - Actually, his name's, Bernard. 919 00:50:06,635 --> 00:50:08,565 Okay. Hi, Bernard. 920 00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:11,650 Okay, I got lines. I gotta try to get my voice ready. 921 00:50:11,685 --> 00:50:14,700 Red leather. Yellow leather. Red leather. Yellow webber. 922 00:50:14,735 --> 00:50:16,500 This is a good baby. 923 00:50:16,700 --> 00:50:18,500 Look at this baby. 924 00:50:18,700 --> 00:50:21,600 Baby, baby Jesus is really kind of cute. 925 00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:24,600 This child is a blessing to the both of us. 926 00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:25,800 Really? 927 00:50:26,700 --> 00:50:28,700 What, do you think I should do it bigger? 928 00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:32,500 Should I do it maybe like, "This child's a blessing for the both of us. 929 00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:33,765 But not angry. Inspired. 930 00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:36,700 Oh, my God. There's so many different ways to play this thing. 931 00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:38,765 Can I ask you a question seriously? 932 00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:41,565 My wife is pregnant, but it's not my child. 933 00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:44,600 But do you think I'm cool with it because god's the one that got her pregnant? 934 00:50:48,500 --> 00:50:50,500 Are we ready to see the result... 935 00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:52,500 of that immaculate conception? 936 00:50:52,700 --> 00:50:54,500 Hallelujah! 937 00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:56,600 Brad, I don't feel good. 938 00:50:56,800 --> 00:50:58,750 Maybe you should hold the baby. 939 00:50:58,785 --> 00:51:00,665 Sweetheart, I gotta get ready. 940 00:51:00,700 --> 00:51:03,500 Just remember, acting is reacting. 941 00:51:03,700 --> 00:51:06,500 And Joseph and Mary, went up from, Galilee... 942 00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:07,800 and out of the city of, Nazareth. 943 00:51:08,500 --> 00:51:12,500 Okay, find your truth. I'll blow the roof of this bitch. 944 00:51:18,700 --> 00:51:19,600 Brad. 945 00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:21,565 I can't do this. 946 00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:23,700 Check it out, baby. They're digging my walk. 947 00:51:31,700 --> 00:51:35,700 Because there was no room in the inn, they stayed in the stable. 948 00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:41,500 And Mary wrapped the baby in swaddling clothes... 949 00:51:41,535 --> 00:51:42,700 and placed him in a manger. 950 00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:56,800 And Mary wrapped the baby in swaddling clothes... 951 00:51:56,835 --> 00:51:59,600 and placed him in a manger. 952 00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:04,600 Put it, in it. 953 00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:08,665 Brad, help me swaddle. 954 00:52:08,700 --> 00:52:10,800 I've gotta save my line, we're losing the audience. 955 00:52:10,835 --> 00:52:12,600 It's deadlier out there. 956 00:52:12,700 --> 00:52:13,700 Come on, Mary! 957 00:52:16,700 --> 00:52:19,500 This child is a blessing to the both of us. 958 00:52:20,700 --> 00:52:21,600 Amen! 959 00:52:22,700 --> 00:52:23,700 That's right! 960 00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:28,800 Your line. 961 00:52:31,600 --> 00:52:32,565 I forgot my line. 962 00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:34,500 - What? - I forgot my line. 963 00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:36,800 Thank goodness I memorize yours too. 964 00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:39,700 We shall name him, Jesus. 965 00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:43,600 Glory to, god! 966 00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:47,800 And peace on earth to the highest point on earth! 967 00:52:52,600 --> 00:52:54,700 This thing isn't big enough to swaddle him. 968 00:52:54,800 --> 00:52:56,765 Someone's got to give a performance. 969 00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:59,700 I'm nervous. I can't feel my legs. Please don't do this to me. 970 00:52:59,735 --> 00:53:01,700 It'd appear that my wife is better at... 971 00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:05,700 making babies than swaddling them, no? Yes? 972 00:53:09,600 --> 00:53:12,500 Brad, you're wearing the swaddle cloth on your belt. 973 00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:16,665 Woman, do your job and swaddle this baby! 974 00:53:16,700 --> 00:53:20,500 Brad, I can't. You're wearing the swaddle around your belt! 975 00:53:20,535 --> 00:53:23,600 Enough! This child's life is now in jeopardy. 976 00:53:23,635 --> 00:53:26,600 Unfit mother, give me this baby. 977 00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:34,600 And I, Joseph, shall swaddle this baby! 978 00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:39,800 And I, Joseph, will protect this child. 979 00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:42,600 Forgive her, son... 980 00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:47,500 for she knows not what she's done! 981 00:53:53,700 --> 00:53:54,700 Yeah! 982 00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:03,765 Hallelujah! 983 00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:05,800 That's the message of, christmas. 984 00:54:07,700 --> 00:54:08,700 Hallelujah! 985 00:54:12,700 --> 00:54:13,700 Hallelujah! 986 00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:18,500 Brad, that was...! 987 00:54:20,600 --> 00:54:23,700 # All is calm # 988 00:54:24,500 --> 00:54:27,600 # All is bright # 989 00:54:27,800 --> 00:54:34,700 # Round young Virgin Mother and Child # 990 00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:41,600 # Holy infant so tender and mild # 991 00:54:42,500 --> 00:54:44,665 I know how, Celine Dion feels after one of those shows, 992 00:54:44,700 --> 00:54:46,765 because she gives so much, it's not like you're getting a lot back. 993 00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:49,800 - 'cause I got a lot back to. - Celine Dion. You feel like, Celine Dion? 994 00:54:49,835 --> 00:54:51,800 How do you calm down of a such a high? 995 00:54:51,835 --> 00:54:53,600 It's difficult to do that. 996 00:54:53,700 --> 00:54:55,650 I can't believe you threw me down... 997 00:54:55,685 --> 00:54:57,600 in front of the entire congregation. 998 00:54:57,700 --> 00:54:59,000 You were just thinking about yourself up there. 999 00:54:59,500 --> 00:55:01,565 I was thinking about the entire show. 1000 00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:02,700 And quite frankly with you, Kate, I think I... 1001 00:55:02,735 --> 00:55:04,600 I brought the whole thing home. 1002 00:55:04,635 --> 00:55:05,600 - My God. - I did. 1003 00:55:05,700 --> 00:55:07,700 - Is this how it's gonna be with us? - Is this how it's gonna... What's..? 1004 00:55:07,735 --> 00:55:09,800 - What are you saying? - I'd like to know... 1005 00:55:09,835 --> 00:55:11,665 you'll be there for me in a crisis. 1006 00:55:11,700 --> 00:55:13,800 If we're on a plane, and it was going down. 1007 00:55:13,835 --> 00:55:15,565 and I was passed out and I say, 1008 00:55:15,600 --> 00:55:16,700 "Everyone needs to put on your oxygen mask. " 1009 00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:19,700 I would like to know that were gonna put mine on before you put your own. You know? 1010 00:55:20,700 --> 00:55:23,600 I wouldn't and the, FAA wouldn't want me to do it either. 1011 00:55:23,700 --> 00:55:25,665 - I'm not... FAA? - If you'd listen... 1012 00:55:25,700 --> 00:55:27,800 - What? - Do you ever listen to the stewardesses? 1013 00:55:28,500 --> 00:55:30,800 Or are you too busy moving your, BlackBerry and having them tell you to shut it off? 1014 00:55:31,500 --> 00:55:33,665 - I listen to the stewardesses. - When they say... 1015 00:55:33,700 --> 00:55:36,700 ...that you're supposed to put your mask on in case of an emergency... 1016 00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:38,800 before you try to help out a child or an unfit adult next to you. 1017 00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:40,765 - I've heard her. - Because If you pass out... 1018 00:55:40,800 --> 00:55:43,700 you're not helping anybody. "Put the mask on this one. " 1019 00:55:43,735 --> 00:55:46,600 Now I'm passed out. Now I'm not living I won't help anybody. 1020 00:55:46,635 --> 00:55:47,600 It's not the point I'm trying to make. 1021 00:55:47,700 --> 00:55:49,800 What is the point? Sweetheart I'm sorry, maybe I got this wrong. 1022 00:55:49,835 --> 00:55:51,500 What's your point? 1023 00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:55,800 I feel like we're not really connecting. It's like you're not even present. 1024 00:55:55,835 --> 00:55:58,600 I have been present. I've been here all day. 1025 00:55:58,700 --> 00:56:00,700 We've been doing things alongside each other 1026 00:56:00,800 --> 00:56:03,500 but I'd like for us to do somethings together. 1027 00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:06,600 Kate, I that you're upset with your family... 1028 00:56:06,635 --> 00:56:08,500 and I think you're taking it out on me. 1029 00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:10,565 They've been my family for years. 1030 00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:13,600 This is not about my family, this is about you and me. 1031 00:56:13,700 --> 00:56:14,700 I just... 1032 00:56:15,600 --> 00:56:17,000 I just want something different for us. 1033 00:56:17,800 --> 00:56:19,700 - Merry christmas. - Mom! 1034 00:56:20,700 --> 00:56:22,800 - God I've missed you! - Good to see you, Mom! 1035 00:56:22,835 --> 00:56:23,800 It's been so long. 1036 00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:26,800 - And you must be, Kate. - Yes. 1037 00:56:27,700 --> 00:56:29,500 She's a darling. 1038 00:56:29,800 --> 00:56:32,600 - Thank you. Nice to meet you. - Oh It's so wonderful to meet you. 1039 00:56:32,635 --> 00:56:34,600 - Should I call you... - Just call me, Paula. 1040 00:56:34,635 --> 00:56:35,700 - Just, Paula. - Okay. 1041 00:56:35,800 --> 00:56:37,800 I am so glad you came. 1042 00:56:38,700 --> 00:56:40,650 You've been taking good care of him. 1043 00:56:40,685 --> 00:56:42,642 Certainly hasn't missed many meals. 1044 00:56:42,677 --> 00:56:44,638 - That's great. - He likes a snack. 1045 00:56:44,673 --> 00:56:46,600 - I do like the snack. - Yes, he does. 1046 00:56:46,635 --> 00:56:47,600 Come on in and relax. 1047 00:56:47,700 --> 00:56:50,600 I've fixed all of your favorite dishes, Bradford. 1048 00:56:50,635 --> 00:56:52,565 Denver and Susan are watching TV. 1049 00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:54,700 Let's sit here and catch up for a minute. 1050 00:56:54,735 --> 00:56:56,800 - Your house is beautiful. - Oh thank you. 1051 00:56:57,500 --> 00:56:58,565 This is gorgeous. 1052 00:56:58,600 --> 00:57:01,100 Well you knew, Bradford lived with me after the divorce. 1053 00:57:01,135 --> 00:57:03,600 Denver and Dallas were more comfortable with, Howard. 1054 00:57:03,635 --> 00:57:05,800 But, Bradford was the more sensitive type. 1055 00:57:06,500 --> 00:57:08,600 - Okay you know I was thinking... - Oh we were just best friends. 1056 00:57:08,635 --> 00:57:09,600 Just inseparable. 1057 00:57:10,600 --> 00:57:12,665 My god, he breastfed until he was five. 1058 00:57:12,700 --> 00:57:14,700 Thought I was going to have to take you to college. 1059 00:57:14,735 --> 00:57:15,665 Okay, I think we've had enough... 1060 00:57:15,700 --> 00:57:17,665 The only one who was on my tits more... 1061 00:57:17,700 --> 00:57:19,700 was a professor that I dated after his father. 1062 00:57:19,735 --> 00:57:22,167 Could you not say "tits", please? 1063 00:57:22,202 --> 00:57:24,600 - Hey, kids. - Okay this is, Darryl. 1064 00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:26,565 Hi, nice to meet you. 1065 00:57:26,600 --> 00:57:28,700 It is so nice to meet you, young lady. 1066 00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:32,565 And always great to see you, big guy. 1067 00:57:32,600 --> 00:57:34,700 Hey, how was traffic getting out here, huh? 1068 00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:38,500 You know what, can I get your gas money? I'd like to get your gas money. 1069 00:57:38,600 --> 00:57:40,700 Actually, I don't need you to get my gas money. 1070 00:57:40,735 --> 00:57:42,800 Thank you. I actually make a lot more than you do. 1071 00:57:42,835 --> 00:57:45,800 - So, no thank you. - Bradford, be nice. 1072 00:57:46,700 --> 00:57:47,800 It's okay, sweetie. 1073 00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:51,800 Look... 1074 00:57:52,700 --> 00:57:53,700 Brad... 1075 00:57:54,700 --> 00:57:56,700 I'm not trying to be your father. 1076 00:57:56,735 --> 00:57:57,800 You already got one of those. 1077 00:57:59,600 --> 00:58:01,700 I'm just hoping for a chance to be your friend. 1078 00:58:02,700 --> 00:58:05,600 You were my friend, Darryl. You were my best friend. 1079 00:58:05,800 --> 00:58:07,800 We grew up together, we rode bikes together. 1080 00:58:07,835 --> 00:58:09,765 we used to smell each other's hands. 1081 00:58:09,800 --> 00:58:12,500 But now you're sleeping with my mom and it's a little bit weird for me 1082 00:58:12,600 --> 00:58:13,700 can you appreciate that? 1083 00:58:13,800 --> 00:58:16,750 I never had a sexual thought about your mom until I was 30. 1084 00:58:16,785 --> 00:58:19,700 Can you leave it alone. You can't be my friend anymore. 1085 00:58:19,735 --> 00:58:21,665 You can't be sleeping with my mom... 1086 00:58:21,700 --> 00:58:24,600 - and still be my friend, okay? - I'm thirsty, is anybody else thirsty? 1087 00:58:24,700 --> 00:58:25,750 Kate, what can I get you to drink? 1088 00:58:25,785 --> 00:58:26,765 - I'm good. - Look, your mother... 1089 00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:29,700 - is a very sexual being, Bradford. - She's a very what? 1090 00:58:29,735 --> 00:58:30,765 She's a great lover. 1091 00:58:30,800 --> 00:58:33,665 Say that again and I'm gonna bust your mouth open. 1092 00:58:33,700 --> 00:58:36,800 Hey, look it. This is, christmas and we're not gonna go there. 1093 00:58:37,500 --> 00:58:39,665 Kate has been kind enough to send us some games. 1094 00:58:39,700 --> 00:58:42,800 We are gonna play them and we're gonna have fun. Okay? 1095 00:58:51,800 --> 00:58:53,800 Why are you staring at me when you eat the wings? 1096 00:58:53,835 --> 00:58:55,700 That's... uncomfortable. 1097 00:58:58,700 --> 00:59:00,650 Oh, Conner honey don't eat those brownies. 1098 00:59:00,685 --> 00:59:02,600 Those are grandmothers special brownies. 1099 00:59:03,600 --> 00:59:06,150 Kate, could you be a lamb and explain the rules? 1100 00:59:06,185 --> 00:59:08,700 Of course. So, you try to get your team mate... 1101 00:59:08,800 --> 00:59:10,565 to say the word on the top of the card... 1102 00:59:10,600 --> 00:59:12,700 but you can't say any of the words listed beneath. 1103 00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:14,800 And if you say any of the taboo words... 1104 00:59:14,835 --> 00:59:16,700 - then you get buzzed. - Okay. 1105 00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:18,465 That makes sense? 1106 00:59:18,500 --> 00:59:20,800 I'm so excited to have you all here to play this game together. 1107 00:59:20,835 --> 00:59:22,565 It's gonna be so much fun. 1108 00:59:22,600 --> 00:59:24,600 Hey, it's good to have my friend back. 1109 00:59:26,700 --> 00:59:28,500 So, who wants to go first? 1110 00:59:28,535 --> 00:59:29,465 - I'll go. - Okay. 1111 00:59:29,500 --> 00:59:31,500 Brad, why don't you buzz your mom... 1112 00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:33,700 - and then I'll do the timer. - Okay. 1113 00:59:33,735 --> 00:59:34,700 Thanks. 1114 00:59:36,700 --> 00:59:38,600 On your mark, get set, go! 1115 00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:42,600 Okay, this is a town in, France. 1116 00:59:42,800 --> 00:59:43,765 What? 1117 00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:46,500 - You can't say, "France" it's on the. - You don't have to buzz me like that, Brad. 1118 00:59:46,600 --> 00:59:47,765 It's the same, loud for everybody. 1119 00:59:47,800 --> 00:59:49,600 It's okay sweetie, just do the next card. 1120 00:59:51,600 --> 00:59:52,600 Okay. 1121 00:59:52,800 --> 00:59:54,600 This is me, I'm a... 1122 00:59:54,800 --> 00:59:55,765 Cradle robber. 1123 00:59:55,800 --> 00:59:57,700 - What did he say? - Keep going. 1124 00:59:57,800 --> 00:59:59,700 Don't worry about it. You're a therapist, keep going. 1125 00:59:59,800 --> 01:00:02,800 - No, no, not Capricorn but... - a, Libra. 1126 01:00:02,835 --> 01:00:03,800 Yes! 1127 01:00:05,600 --> 01:00:06,600 It's fun. 1128 01:00:07,700 --> 01:00:08,600 Okay. 1129 01:00:09,600 --> 01:00:10,700 This is what you dripped on me? 1130 01:00:11,800 --> 01:00:12,700 Ohh, wax! 1131 01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:13,800 No, after that. 1132 01:00:15,600 --> 01:00:16,500 It's brown. 1133 01:00:16,600 --> 01:00:17,800 Okay make this stop, please. 1134 01:00:17,835 --> 01:00:18,765 Ohh, oh, chocolate. 1135 01:00:18,800 --> 01:00:20,700 - No, before that! After the wax! - Oh my god. 1136 01:00:21,700 --> 01:00:23,600 - The syrup! - Yes! 1137 01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:26,800 Way sticky dude, I would not recommend that. 1138 01:00:27,600 --> 01:00:28,600 - Okay. - Okay, time. 1139 01:00:29,500 --> 01:00:29,800 Time. 1140 01:00:30,500 --> 01:00:32,600 - Good job. Good job. - We only got two. 1141 01:00:32,700 --> 01:00:33,700 Who wants to go next? 1142 01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:35,600 - We'll go. - Okay, great. 1143 01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:37,700 I'll do the buzzer. 1144 01:00:39,700 --> 01:00:41,700 Are you gonna actually eat while you play that? 1145 01:00:42,600 --> 01:00:43,800 - Just flip the tube. - Excuse me? 1146 01:00:43,835 --> 01:00:44,800 Flip the tube. 1147 01:00:45,700 --> 01:00:47,700 Okay. On your mark, get set, go! 1148 01:00:48,700 --> 01:00:50,600 - Capital of, China. - Hong Kong. 1149 01:00:50,635 --> 01:00:51,600 Yes. 1150 01:00:51,700 --> 01:00:53,700 Thing next to your bed on the night stand. 1151 01:00:53,800 --> 01:00:54,700 - A sock. - Yes. 1152 01:00:56,500 --> 01:00:58,700 I helped you come up with this, when you were drunk... 1153 01:00:58,735 --> 01:01:00,800 and came home from the bar last, thursday. 1154 01:01:01,600 --> 01:01:02,600 - Alibi. - Yes. 1155 01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:05,800 Alright, the thing I'm not allowed to wear to, supercross. 1156 01:01:06,500 --> 01:01:07,500 - Mini skirt. - Yes! 1157 01:01:08,500 --> 01:01:10,500 Me and you dry humping on the beach. 1158 01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:12,700 - A screensaver. - Yes, baby! 1159 01:01:12,800 --> 01:01:14,600 This game is so easy. 1160 01:01:14,700 --> 01:01:17,700 The only man I'm allowed to cheat on you with. 1161 01:01:18,700 --> 01:01:19,700 - John Grisham. - Yes! 1162 01:01:20,600 --> 01:01:23,600 - Mexican dude. - Ricardo Montealban. 1163 01:01:23,635 --> 01:01:24,500 - Yes! - Time. 1164 01:01:24,800 --> 01:01:27,500 - Right here. Right here! - Come on! 1165 01:01:29,600 --> 01:01:31,665 Okay, this is like an animal attack video. 1166 01:01:31,700 --> 01:01:33,700 Guys there's other people on this table, uncomfortable. 1167 01:01:33,735 --> 01:01:35,500 Stop. Oh, God. 1168 01:01:36,500 --> 01:01:38,600 You guys got a lot. How many was that? 1169 01:01:38,700 --> 01:01:39,665 - Seven. - Seven. 1170 01:01:39,700 --> 01:01:41,600 - Pollie, can you do the buzzer? - Oh, yeah! 1171 01:01:41,700 --> 01:01:43,700 We can do this, baby. You ready? 1172 01:01:43,735 --> 01:01:44,665 Yeah. 1173 01:01:44,700 --> 01:01:46,600 Okay let's light a fire. Let's light a fire. 1174 01:01:46,635 --> 01:01:48,500 - Ready? Go! - Okay. 1175 01:01:48,700 --> 01:01:50,700 This is the thing, I'm most scared of in the whole world. 1176 01:01:50,735 --> 01:01:51,665 - Snakes. - No, no, no. 1177 01:01:51,700 --> 01:01:54,700 - The thing I'm most scared of. - Jump-jumps! 4 year-olds. 1178 01:01:54,735 --> 01:01:56,700 More than anything, this scares me to my core. 1179 01:01:56,800 --> 01:01:59,600 You got to come up with a differnet... Use a lifeline. 1180 01:01:59,700 --> 01:02:01,600 - Ask the audience - Spiders, Brad. I'm scared of spiders. 1181 01:02:01,700 --> 01:02:03,665 Sweetheart, you don't have to say the answer. 1182 01:02:03,700 --> 01:02:07,500 You can say an "eight-legged animal" or a "superhero"... 1183 01:02:07,600 --> 01:02:09,800 - Can't say superhero! - Mom, I'm not actually the one with the... 1184 01:02:09,835 --> 01:02:10,700 Try again. 1185 01:02:11,700 --> 01:02:14,500 Okay, in high-school, my senior year spring break... 1186 01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:17,600 I was in Cancun, and I was wearing this bikini top, I'd lost all this weight... 1187 01:02:17,635 --> 01:02:19,700 - Tourists. Skinny. - No, no, no. 1188 01:02:19,800 --> 01:02:21,700 - Thin? - No, I was standing at the bar. 1189 01:02:21,735 --> 01:02:23,565 - I was shaking around... - Dancer. 1190 01:02:23,600 --> 01:02:25,700 - My stuff fell out and then all the bar tenders... - Your what fell out? 1191 01:02:25,735 --> 01:02:26,765 My stuff fell out. 1192 01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:29,600 Everybody would call me when I went to the bar and say 1193 01:02:29,635 --> 01:02:30,600 "Oh, here comes... " 1194 01:02:33,800 --> 01:02:34,800 Peek-a-boo. 1195 01:02:36,700 --> 01:02:37,665 Peek-a-boo. 1196 01:02:37,700 --> 01:02:40,565 Okay, honey, you can say, like, "look" or... 1197 01:02:40,600 --> 01:02:42,700 - Can't say "look". - Okay, mom I'm not the one with the card. 1198 01:02:42,735 --> 01:02:44,667 I'm giving examples. I have a thing here. 1199 01:02:44,702 --> 01:02:46,600 - You see this... - Can't say, "see"! 1200 01:02:46,700 --> 01:02:47,800 I'm explaining the game. 1201 01:02:47,835 --> 01:02:49,500 Can't say "game"! 1202 01:02:49,600 --> 01:02:51,800 Mom, the answer's been said. She said the answer. 1203 01:02:52,600 --> 01:02:53,800 - Let's just do the next one. - Okay. 1204 01:02:53,835 --> 01:02:55,665 - Let's... you know? - I get it. 1205 01:02:55,700 --> 01:02:58,700 Okay, so this is something that you would eat... 1206 01:02:59,600 --> 01:03:01,700 - and you put it on a barbecue and... - Chicken. 1207 01:03:01,735 --> 01:03:02,700 - It's my favorite. - Beef. 1208 01:03:02,800 --> 01:03:03,765 You can't say, "beef"! 1209 01:03:03,800 --> 01:03:05,665 Mom, I'm not the one saying the things! 1210 01:03:05,700 --> 01:03:08,600 - Do you get that? Just shush. - You can't say, "shush. " 1211 01:03:08,635 --> 01:03:09,765 Okay, Mom, I can say "shush. " 1212 01:03:09,800 --> 01:03:11,700 - You can't say "shush. " - Okay Lets just move on... Kebab. 1213 01:03:12,600 --> 01:03:13,600 It's kebab. 1214 01:03:13,700 --> 01:03:15,700 It says I can't say "shish"! 1215 01:03:15,735 --> 01:03:17,800 Shish. Shish. Shish. 1216 01:03:18,500 --> 01:03:19,665 And I could say it, because, I don't have it. 1217 01:03:19,700 --> 01:03:22,700 and that's why, there's this thing here so that I can't see what it is. 1218 01:03:22,735 --> 01:03:24,500 Let's just move on. Let's just move on. 1219 01:03:25,700 --> 01:03:26,700 Our time's up. 1220 01:03:29,600 --> 01:03:30,665 What's this attitude, Brad? 1221 01:03:30,700 --> 01:03:32,565 I don't have an attitude. I've shut down. 1222 01:03:32,600 --> 01:03:34,765 She buzzes me, I'm trying to explain to you... 1223 01:03:34,800 --> 01:03:37,200 how to play the game, you obviously don't understand 1224 01:03:37,235 --> 01:03:39,600 the best ways to play the game and I'm shutting down. 1225 01:03:57,600 --> 01:03:59,600 I wanna talk to you about something. 1226 01:04:00,700 --> 01:04:02,800 Baby, I know what you want to talk to me, about me. 1227 01:04:02,835 --> 01:04:03,765 You do? 1228 01:04:03,800 --> 01:04:06,565 I don't want you to apologize for it because, love... 1229 01:04:06,600 --> 01:04:09,500 means never having to say that your, sorry. You know what I mean? 1230 01:04:09,600 --> 01:04:11,500 For the record, I do forgive you. 1231 01:04:11,800 --> 01:04:13,700 But the thing is when you're playing a board game... 1232 01:04:13,800 --> 01:04:17,600 you shouldn't go so conceptual, you do want to go a lot more literal. 1233 01:04:17,635 --> 01:04:18,700 - Look how else will you know...? - No, Brad. 1234 01:04:18,800 --> 01:04:20,700 I took a pregnancy test today. 1235 01:04:21,700 --> 01:04:22,700 You took what? 1236 01:04:23,700 --> 01:04:25,600 I took a pregnancy test today. 1237 01:04:26,600 --> 01:04:28,665 At my mom's house. It was in my sister's bag... 1238 01:04:28,700 --> 01:04:30,600 I was in the bathroom, and I'd been a couple of days late 1239 01:04:30,700 --> 01:04:33,600 so I just thought I should probably take a test. 1240 01:04:33,635 --> 01:04:35,665 - Honey, you pulled the goalie? - What? 1241 01:04:35,700 --> 01:04:38,900 You can't pull the goalie without checking with your team mate, this is insane. 1242 01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:40,800 I did not pull the goalie. That's not what this conversation is about. 1243 01:04:40,835 --> 01:04:42,800 What are you talking about? What am I missing here? 1244 01:04:43,500 --> 01:04:45,765 Relax, Brad. It was negative. I'm not pregnant. 1245 01:04:45,800 --> 01:04:48,800 Well jeez, why don't you just hit me with that right from the start? 1246 01:04:48,835 --> 01:04:51,800 Instead of making me take laps around the anxiety pool. 1247 01:04:51,835 --> 01:04:53,565 What is this reaction? 1248 01:04:53,600 --> 01:04:55,600 Listen, If there's one thing we've learned 1249 01:04:55,700 --> 01:04:57,600 by being forced to being around our families today 1250 01:04:57,635 --> 01:04:59,700 it's about the dangers of procreating. 1251 01:05:00,700 --> 01:05:02,700 Besides, that's not the things that we want in life. 1252 01:05:02,735 --> 01:05:04,665 Brad, I realized it today. 1253 01:05:04,700 --> 01:05:06,500 I thought for sure, I'd always known that 1254 01:05:06,600 --> 01:05:08,700 I didn't want to have kids and I took this test, 1255 01:05:08,735 --> 01:05:10,767 I'm waiting to see if it's positive or negative 1256 01:05:10,802 --> 01:05:12,800 and I thought, for just a second. I felt... 1257 01:05:13,700 --> 01:05:16,600 different. You know? I felt hopeful. 1258 01:05:16,800 --> 01:05:18,565 Like maybe it would just happen and 1259 01:05:18,600 --> 01:05:21,600 we'd be forced to get over all of our fears. 1260 01:05:22,500 --> 01:05:23,765 We have spent so much of our relationship 1261 01:05:23,800 --> 01:05:26,600 creating all these boundaries you know, and making sure that 1262 01:05:26,635 --> 01:05:28,765 we don't limit ourselves with responsibility... 1263 01:05:28,800 --> 01:05:31,500 and obligation, and I don't wanna live like that anymore. 1264 01:05:31,600 --> 01:05:32,700 Because that's not loving at all. 1265 01:05:33,700 --> 01:05:35,665 - Is that an eighties song? - No, Brad. 1266 01:05:35,700 --> 01:05:38,700 - Your throwing, eighties songs at me? - I'm tired of being one foot in. 1267 01:05:38,735 --> 01:05:40,700 I want us to be open, to love each other... 1268 01:05:40,800 --> 01:05:42,800 however it's going to be. and if one day that means... 1269 01:05:42,835 --> 01:05:44,765 we get married or if we have kids one day 1270 01:05:44,800 --> 01:05:47,800 I feel like that's okay. I wanna be in a relationship... 1271 01:05:48,600 --> 01:05:50,600 that goes where it needs to go. 1272 01:05:50,700 --> 01:05:53,665 Okay. And I'd like the relationship to go to, Fiji. 1273 01:05:53,700 --> 01:05:56,800 Brad, this is very important. I wanna have this conversation. 1274 01:05:57,500 --> 01:05:59,700 I don't want to have this conversation. I don't wanna have it. 1275 01:05:59,735 --> 01:06:01,800 I feel the same way that I did when we first met, 1276 01:06:01,835 --> 01:06:03,767 and I've been honest the whole time. 1277 01:06:03,802 --> 01:06:05,701 I don't want a conversation about it 1278 01:06:05,736 --> 01:06:07,600 because I don't want those things. 1279 01:06:12,800 --> 01:06:13,800 Okay. 1280 01:06:41,700 --> 01:06:43,600 It's okay, you don't have to come in. 1281 01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:48,500 Sweetheart, I'm not going to make you go into the house by yourself. 1282 01:06:48,600 --> 01:06:50,500 I'm fine. I'll just have my sister drive me back to the city. 1283 01:06:50,600 --> 01:06:52,600 We'll go in there together and I'll drive you home. 1284 01:06:52,635 --> 01:06:53,700 I'm not gonna go and in there and pretend 1285 01:06:53,800 --> 01:06:56,700 we're something that we're not, Brad. I can't do that anymore. 1286 01:06:56,800 --> 01:06:58,665 Baby, listen to me, please. 1287 01:06:58,700 --> 01:07:00,700 Okay let's not over react to this situation here. 1288 01:07:00,735 --> 01:07:03,600 I'm not over reacting, Brad. I get it. 1289 01:07:04,500 --> 01:07:05,800 I'm the one changing the rules. 1290 01:07:06,700 --> 01:07:09,700 and If you don't want to change them with me, I understand. 1291 01:07:11,600 --> 01:07:13,500 I just can't do this anymore. 1292 01:07:45,600 --> 01:07:46,500 Honey? 1293 01:07:46,800 --> 01:07:47,800 Coming in? 1294 01:07:50,500 --> 01:07:51,600 Hey, Dad. 1295 01:07:52,700 --> 01:07:53,700 She made it! 1296 01:07:54,600 --> 01:07:56,500 Auntie, Kate! Auntie, Kate! 1297 01:07:56,600 --> 01:07:57,765 Merry christmas again! 1298 01:07:57,800 --> 01:07:59,665 Hi, Kasi. Merry christmas. 1299 01:07:59,700 --> 01:08:02,600 Come see the cool stuff grandpa, Creighton got me! 1300 01:08:02,635 --> 01:08:03,600 Okay. 1301 01:08:04,700 --> 01:08:07,100 Hi, I'm, Cheryl. I'm your dad's girlfriend. 1302 01:08:07,135 --> 01:08:09,500 - Nice to finally meet you. - Excuse me. 1303 01:08:10,700 --> 01:08:11,765 - Hey, Kate! - Hi, Mom. 1304 01:08:11,800 --> 01:08:14,800 I got a, Dora the Explorer backpack... 1305 01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:19,600 a matching, Dora thermos, a big girl necklace... 1306 01:08:19,635 --> 01:08:20,800 and princess shoes! 1307 01:08:20,835 --> 01:08:22,500 Hey, guys! 1308 01:08:22,600 --> 01:08:24,500 Hi, Auntie, Kate. Where's, Brad? 1309 01:08:26,800 --> 01:08:29,700 Kasi, why don't you go tell grandpa thanks... 1310 01:08:29,735 --> 01:08:30,765 for all your new toys? 1311 01:08:30,800 --> 01:08:33,600 You'd better go or I'm going to tickle. 1312 01:08:33,635 --> 01:08:34,500 Go! 1313 01:08:37,800 --> 01:08:38,800 This is amazing. 1314 01:08:39,500 --> 01:08:40,700 Dad and Mom in the same room? 1315 01:08:40,800 --> 01:08:42,600 They hated each other. 1316 01:08:42,700 --> 01:08:46,700 Well they've been getting together for stuff since, Kasi turned one. 1317 01:08:49,600 --> 01:08:51,600 It must be really nice for, Kasi. 1318 01:08:52,600 --> 01:08:54,500 It's really nice for everyone. 1319 01:08:55,500 --> 01:09:00,700 - Where is, Brad? - He's not going to make it. 1320 01:09:00,735 --> 01:09:02,717 But, If it's all the same to everybody 1321 01:09:02,752 --> 01:09:04,776 I'd really just rather not talk about it. 1322 01:09:04,811 --> 01:09:06,800 - I'm sorry. I didn't realize... - It's okay. 1323 01:09:07,600 --> 01:09:10,600 It's not something I want to get into right now. 1324 01:09:10,635 --> 01:09:11,800 Sorry, we won't talk about him. 1325 01:09:15,700 --> 01:09:18,500 I have a great idea! Internet dating. 1326 01:09:18,700 --> 01:09:20,000 You should do it. It's great. 1327 01:09:20,500 --> 01:09:22,700 You just pay 20 bucks, and you put in your profile. 1328 01:09:22,800 --> 01:09:25,700 Susan, next door, did it and she found her husband that way. 1329 01:09:25,735 --> 01:09:26,665 It's great. 1330 01:09:26,700 --> 01:09:28,700 He doesn't have a job yet but they're working on it. 1331 01:09:28,735 --> 01:09:29,800 You should totally do it! 1332 01:09:30,600 --> 01:09:32,500 - I'll think about that. - Yes. 1333 01:09:32,700 --> 01:09:34,500 I'm gonna take a minute and just. 1334 01:09:34,800 --> 01:09:37,600 Okay. I got your back. Gotcha. 1335 01:09:37,800 --> 01:09:38,800 Thanks. 1336 01:10:03,700 --> 01:10:04,700 Hi, kiddo. 1337 01:10:06,600 --> 01:10:07,600 Hey, Dad. 1338 01:10:11,700 --> 01:10:13,700 Did, Brad leave to get a jumpstart 1339 01:10:13,735 --> 01:10:15,700 on inoculating babies in, Burma? 1340 01:10:16,800 --> 01:10:17,765 What? 1341 01:10:17,800 --> 01:10:19,700 Maybe he's making sock monkeys 1342 01:10:19,800 --> 01:10:21,700 for foster kids. 1343 01:10:22,600 --> 01:10:24,700 Or weaving ponchos for pregnant women 1344 01:10:24,800 --> 01:10:25,800 in the, Yucatan? 1345 01:10:28,700 --> 01:10:30,700 So, I guess you knew we were lying? 1346 01:10:30,735 --> 01:10:31,700 Oh, boy. 1347 01:10:32,800 --> 01:10:35,800 Unfortunately, I've had a lot of experience 1348 01:10:35,835 --> 01:10:39,600 bending the truth to avoid my family. 1349 01:10:40,800 --> 01:10:43,800 And I'll tell you, honey. I would give anything... 1350 01:10:44,800 --> 01:10:47,700 to have that time back again. 1351 01:10:49,700 --> 01:10:50,700 I would too. 1352 01:10:54,700 --> 01:10:56,700 It's taken me a lot of years 1353 01:10:57,700 --> 01:11:00,800 and several divorces to learn that 1354 01:11:02,700 --> 01:11:04,800 nothing really beats being honest. 1355 01:11:05,800 --> 01:11:09,600 Honest about who you are, what you need... 1356 01:11:09,700 --> 01:11:12,500 all the rest tends to work itself out. 1357 01:11:15,700 --> 01:11:16,600 I was honest... 1358 01:11:17,700 --> 01:11:18,700 and I think he was too. 1359 01:11:20,800 --> 01:11:22,700 It just wasn't what I wanted to hear. 1360 01:11:46,600 --> 01:11:48,200 Cheryl made the dressing I like so much 1361 01:11:48,235 --> 01:11:49,800 and I did some of the cooking too, I even 1362 01:11:50,800 --> 01:11:52,800 I put the ice cubes in the glasses 1363 01:11:52,835 --> 01:11:54,700 and salt in the saltshakers. 1364 01:11:54,800 --> 01:11:56,500 All right, well. 1365 01:11:59,500 --> 01:12:01,600 Not long ago, I wouldn't have been able to... 1366 01:12:01,700 --> 01:12:03,700 to put this group of people together... 1367 01:12:03,800 --> 01:12:05,600 in my wildest imagination. 1368 01:12:06,600 --> 01:12:08,600 The changes we've all been through 1369 01:12:09,500 --> 01:12:11,700 the little hurts we've given each other 1370 01:12:12,600 --> 01:12:14,600 we hope we're forgiven for them. 1371 01:12:15,700 --> 01:12:17,600 We thank you, dear, lord 1372 01:12:18,500 --> 01:12:22,500 because there's nothing more important than family. 1373 01:12:24,600 --> 01:12:25,600 - Amen. - Amen. 1374 01:12:25,700 --> 01:12:26,700 Amen. 1375 01:12:46,600 --> 01:12:47,800 What the hell do you want? 1376 01:12:49,600 --> 01:12:50,700 You forgot your tampons? 1377 01:12:55,700 --> 01:12:57,500 No, I didn't forget anything. 1378 01:12:59,700 --> 01:13:01,600 I just came by to see you. 1379 01:13:01,800 --> 01:13:02,700 What for? 1380 01:13:02,800 --> 01:13:05,600 You already destroyed my, TV and family room. 1381 01:13:05,635 --> 01:13:07,800 You want to bust up my kitchen as well? 1382 01:13:07,835 --> 01:13:09,665 Look, I'm sorry about that, Dad. 1383 01:13:09,700 --> 01:13:11,700 I didn't mean to do all of that, I was actuall just trying to... 1384 01:13:11,735 --> 01:13:13,600 Where's tiny? She didn't come? 1385 01:13:15,600 --> 01:13:16,600 Oh, Kate uh... 1386 01:13:17,800 --> 01:13:19,600 she's not with me. 1387 01:13:20,700 --> 01:13:22,800 She finally smelled the pathetic on you, did she? 1388 01:13:23,500 --> 01:13:26,100 No. In fact, she said she wanted to get 1389 01:13:26,135 --> 01:13:28,700 more serious with me. She said that 1390 01:13:29,700 --> 01:13:31,565 you know, she loved me 1391 01:13:31,600 --> 01:13:34,600 and she wanted to see herself having a family with me 1392 01:13:34,635 --> 01:13:35,700 having kids with me. 1393 01:13:37,700 --> 01:13:40,600 Well congratulations. That's what you want to hear? 1394 01:13:41,600 --> 01:13:43,600 - I said no, Dad. - You what? 1395 01:13:46,500 --> 01:13:48,600 Yeah, I told her I didn't want to get married. 1396 01:13:51,700 --> 01:13:55,500 - Are you shitting me? - Uh-uh. 1397 01:13:56,600 --> 01:13:58,700 I'll be damned. I'll be damned. 1398 01:13:58,735 --> 01:14:00,500 That's my boy. 1399 01:14:01,800 --> 01:14:04,700 I always said you were the smart one, Lando. 1400 01:14:05,800 --> 01:14:08,600 Your mind and spirit are strong, like mine. 1401 01:14:10,600 --> 01:14:11,665 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1402 01:14:11,700 --> 01:14:14,600 I tell ya. It's always the one you fight with the most 1403 01:14:14,635 --> 01:14:15,800 who is the most like you. 1404 01:14:18,700 --> 01:14:20,665 Well why are we standing out here for? 1405 01:14:20,700 --> 01:14:22,700 Let's go inside, have a drink. Just the two of us. 1406 01:14:22,800 --> 01:14:24,665 Man to man. Father to son. 1407 01:14:24,700 --> 01:14:26,800 - Alright. Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. 1408 01:14:26,835 --> 01:14:28,500 You're a big boy now. 1409 01:14:29,500 --> 01:14:30,500 Let's go in. 1410 01:14:31,500 --> 01:14:33,600 Take appraisal of the damage you've done. 1411 01:14:40,700 --> 01:14:42,600 Would anyone like anything else? 1412 01:14:42,635 --> 01:14:45,700 - No, no. - This one's out. 1413 01:14:47,700 --> 01:14:49,565 Dad, can you check on, Jackson? 1414 01:14:49,600 --> 01:14:51,700 - Yeah. The blanket. - He's got the pillow. 1415 01:14:51,800 --> 01:14:53,600 - This is hers? - Yeah. 1416 01:16:10,700 --> 01:16:11,700 Hey. 1417 01:16:16,700 --> 01:16:17,700 Okay, listen. 1418 01:16:17,800 --> 01:16:21,600 If you get one, you might as well get two 'cause they're like dogs. 1419 01:16:22,500 --> 01:16:24,565 - What are you talking about? - I'm talking about, kids. 1420 01:16:24,600 --> 01:16:26,700 If you leave one by itself, at home, you're never gonna leave. 1421 01:16:26,800 --> 01:16:29,300 'cause you're gonna feel so guilty about leaving it there by itself. 1422 01:16:29,335 --> 01:16:31,800 But if there's two, you don't feel bad they got someone to play with. 1423 01:16:32,500 --> 01:16:33,765 The other big thing to think about is, school. 1424 01:16:33,800 --> 01:16:36,700 Do you send them to private school? Because then you got sweater vests 1425 01:16:36,735 --> 01:16:39,600 and lacrosse coming at you all day. But if you go to a public school 1426 01:16:39,635 --> 01:16:41,700 you got to worry about some art student, who's hyperactive 1427 01:16:41,800 --> 01:16:44,800 who's all hopped up on medication, who might try to shank the little guy, 1428 01:16:44,835 --> 01:16:46,565 and that's uncomfortable too. 1429 01:16:46,600 --> 01:16:49,800 Are you having this conversation with me, because you're comfortable having this conversation with me? 1430 01:16:49,835 --> 01:16:52,700 Or are you just having this conversation, because you wanna go to, Fiji? 1431 01:16:52,735 --> 01:16:53,700 I wanna go to, Fiji. 1432 01:16:53,800 --> 01:16:55,750 Because the tickets are already paid for 1433 01:16:55,785 --> 01:16:58,692 and the hotel rooms aren't transferable. 1434 01:16:58,727 --> 01:17:01,565 But, honey, I do feel comfortable now 1435 01:17:01,600 --> 01:17:04,500 I think having this conversation because in my heart 1436 01:17:04,600 --> 01:17:06,665 I know I've found the one person in life 1437 01:17:06,700 --> 01:17:09,600 that I want to have these conversations with. 1438 01:17:09,700 --> 01:17:10,800 And that person's you. 1439 01:17:11,700 --> 01:17:13,600 - I love you so much. - Come here. 1440 01:17:19,800 --> 01:17:22,600 So it's like, this doesn't mean we're getting married 1441 01:17:22,635 --> 01:17:24,500 - or having kids right away. - No, no, no. 1442 01:17:24,600 --> 01:17:26,765 But we should talk about it, because these things do happen. 1443 01:17:26,800 --> 01:17:30,500 Not that we're planning on it. We're just talking about it, because these things happens. 1444 01:17:30,700 --> 01:17:32,765 And if we do have them, then, you know... 1445 01:17:32,800 --> 01:17:35,800 - there's a lot of advantages. - Yeah. They wonderful, 1446 01:17:35,835 --> 01:17:37,817 I mean, they give you love, unconditionally. 1447 01:17:37,852 --> 01:17:39,800 Also, they're like little walking tax shelters. 1448 01:17:40,500 --> 01:17:41,765 Because you can write a lot of stuff off. 1449 01:17:41,800 --> 01:17:44,500 Yeah, and not to mention all the yard work. You save so much money. 1450 01:17:44,600 --> 01:17:47,600 I mean, once they become a certain age, we're not gonna have them on the lawnmower. 1451 01:17:47,635 --> 01:17:49,600 - When they're seven. - I know what your talking about, not slave labor. 1452 01:17:49,635 --> 01:17:51,565 - No, no, no. - We're talking about teaching them discipline. 1453 01:17:51,600 --> 01:17:54,600 - Chores for money. - And we're not like even planning for like our future. 1454 01:17:54,635 --> 01:17:57,700 We would've ended up living in some home playing Bingo in, Florida. 1455 01:17:57,735 --> 01:17:58,800 But now we can live with them. 1456 01:17:59,600 --> 01:18:02,600 - They're gonna sell us out. - This is exciting. We never thought about it like this. 1457 01:18:02,635 --> 01:18:04,600 Honey, I want you to feel comfortable to talk to me 1458 01:18:04,635 --> 01:18:06,700 about anything you want to talk about. 1459 01:18:07,600 --> 01:18:10,600 Unless there's like, you know a play-off's game or something like that. 1460 01:18:10,700 --> 01:18:12,700 You know what I mean? We can find an appropriate time. 1461 01:18:12,735 --> 01:18:15,565 - I'm kidding. Kind of. - Okay, babe. 1462 01:18:15,600 --> 01:18:17,600 Listen, just to be clear, this doesn't mean 1463 01:18:17,700 --> 01:18:19,565 that we're getting married right away 1464 01:18:19,600 --> 01:18:21,600 or having kids right away. just means that we're open 1465 01:18:21,700 --> 01:18:23,700 to let love grow where it wants to grow. 1466 01:18:23,800 --> 01:18:26,500 - Exactly. - We're open to letting it grow. 1467 01:18:26,600 --> 01:18:27,600 But, it doesn't mean kids. 1468 01:18:30,600 --> 01:18:33,500 - Wow, I can't believe we did it. - We did. 1469 01:18:34,800 --> 01:18:37,700 I don't even know what happened, I can't even remember the procedure 1470 01:18:37,735 --> 01:18:40,600 but here's this beautiful thing here. You know what I mean? 1471 01:18:40,635 --> 01:18:43,117 I did feel like an air traffic controller. 1472 01:18:43,152 --> 01:18:45,600 Between the huffs, and the signals and stuff 1473 01:18:45,700 --> 01:18:47,600 it just kind of all happened. But, god. 1474 01:18:48,500 --> 01:18:50,500 It's awesome, baby. You're so awesome. 1475 01:18:50,600 --> 01:18:52,650 You were amazing. You were like this. 1476 01:18:52,685 --> 01:18:54,665 - Thanks, babe. - We have a baby! 1477 01:18:54,700 --> 01:18:57,465 - How's she doing? - Good. She's sleeping. 1478 01:18:57,500 --> 01:19:00,150 Just wanted to let you and our little new year's baby know 1479 01:19:00,185 --> 01:19:02,800 that you're welcome to start bringing in family members now. 1480 01:19:03,600 --> 01:19:05,500 - Oh that's not gonna happen. - No, no family. 1481 01:19:06,700 --> 01:19:07,800 Your families don't know you had a baby? 1482 01:19:08,500 --> 01:19:11,600 To be honest, I think they'd be shocked to even hear that, Kate was even pregnant. 1483 01:19:11,635 --> 01:19:13,565 Our families can be a little much sometimes. 1484 01:19:13,600 --> 01:19:16,600 I like to think that we're keeping it special for us 1485 01:19:16,635 --> 01:19:18,700 rather than not including them. 1486 01:19:18,735 --> 01:19:19,800 Happy New Year, Bay Area! 1487 01:19:20,500 --> 01:19:22,565 We are here live at Pacific General 1488 01:19:22,600 --> 01:19:24,700 where the first baby of the new year, has just been born! 1489 01:19:24,735 --> 01:19:27,500 Let's go say hello to those lucky parents! 1490 01:19:27,700 --> 01:19:29,565 Congratulations, McVie family 1491 01:19:29,600 --> 01:19:31,700 on having the first baby of the, new year! 1492 01:19:31,735 --> 01:19:33,500 Dad, how does it feel? 1493 01:19:38,800 --> 01:19:40,500 We're doing great. 1494 01:19:40,700 --> 01:19:44,700 And there was a... a vacuum. 1495 01:19:46,600 --> 01:19:48,000 And then there was, umm... 1496 01:19:48,700 --> 01:19:51,565 stretching and the juices. 1497 01:19:51,600 --> 01:19:54,700 What he's trying to say is that we're just beyond words, excited. 1498 01:19:54,735 --> 01:19:56,700 Oh, oh goodness. 1499 01:20:00,500 --> 01:20:01,600 I got some in my mouth! 1500 01:20:02,600 --> 01:20:04,700 I can't be around it! 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