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Mistress!

I just got off the phone!

with the warden at the state penitentiary. We're going to revive the

Straight program, and I need to pick out those students who are most likely to

run into trouble with the law.

Do you want to see their files?

I don't need the files.

Bring me the yearbook.

That kid looks like a criminal.

Hey, I know.

Where are those two kids that flushed every roll of toilet paper in the entire

school? You mean Beavis and Butthead?

Yeah, that's them.

Beavis and Butthead.

What is this?

Yes, yes. He's a Judas priest.

Yes, yes.

This is going to be cool.

Yes.

How come Rob Halford is dressed up like that?

Look at its shoulders.

Why does he keep doing that with his shoulders?

He is a wild and crazy guy.

Stupid.

It's like, I still like Judith Priest and everything, but this is really

Yeah, it's like all this stuff is just fucked.

Yeah.

Boy,

this is really fucked.

Yeah, yeah. I don't understand this.

It's just fucked.

Yeah.

Thank you.

That's the only way to get kids' attention these days.

Hey, do that thing with your eye and your leg, and there may be a conjugal

in it for you.

All right, listen up, you little... You stinkin'... Have the freedom I'd kill

for, but you little... Look like the type that'll... Get up!

What are your names, punks?

His is Beavis.

Yeah, and he's Butthead.

Beaver and Butthole, how nice.

Oh, you boys will love it here in the slammer.

Do you know why they call it the slammer butthole?

Oh, so you still think you're bad, huh?

Well, you want to know what bad is?

Whoa. Bad is getting a fork stuck in your eye.

So do you still think you're bad?

Huh?

Uh... I think I gotta go to the bathroom.

Bad.

No, thanks. That won't be necessary.

Whoa! Cool tattoo, dude.

You're an Iron Maiden?

Yeah, man.

They're a killer.

Me too, man.

Maiden rules.

Well,

I guess it's time to check on those two kids. They ought to be screaming to get

out. by now.

Oh, no.

What are they doing to them?

Don't leave any marks on them.

I'm a free man and my blood is my own now.

Hey, what the hell are you doing?

Hey, look, it's that warden dude.

I'm afraid it's time to go.

No way.

You guys are cool.

If we ever get back here, we'll have to party again.

And if you ever get out, look us up.

Cool.

You know something? I think we'll see those boys again.

Yeah!

This kicks ass.

Brian Johnson looks like he's taking a dump.

Yeah, he's constipated because he's old.

Hey, Beavis.

You think we're on, like, a highway to hell?

Yeah.

These guys dress

cool.

Yeah. They always wear the same thing.

Yeah.

Hey, we always wear the same thing.

Yeah.

I've had this shirt on for six months.

Yeah, I've had this shirt on for seven months.

That was cool.

Whoa,

cool. Those guys are going inside.

We're there, James.

Those guys will really be surprised to see us again.

Prison is cool.

This

is

horrible.

No, it's not.

It's not so bad.

Something's wrong with these guys.

Yeah, yeah.

It's like they're not trying very hard. Yeah.

And they're making lots of mistakes.

Yeah.

I bet I could take this guy in a fight.

Yeah. I could kick his butt.

This is the only guy that's ever been in a video that you could kick his ass.

No way, butthead.

I could kick Vince Neal's ass, too.

Okay, Venus.

No punk rock girl would eat this guy alive.

Yeah, yeah.

He'd spit out his brain.

Yeah.