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Excuse me?

What? How many times do I have to tell you? Put your phone away.

This is our first holiday dinner as a family and it has to be perfect.

Do you understand?

Hon, can you open the oven for me?

Like, now?

No.

No.

No.

Okay,

that's everything.

I'm going to go set the table. You stay here and keep chopping the potatoes,

okay?

Let's go.

run to the store real quick keep an eye on the turkey make sure it doesn't burn

okay i'll be back

Oh, we got the pipe.

Oh, we got the pipe.

Oh, I escaped.

Right. So much back and forth.

I can't believe you escaped.

Oh, I wouldn't do that. Yeah, right? What was that?

Why don't you throw that?

They hire the blind ones on purpose.

potatoes are still right where I left them at.

Like, you know what?

I've had enough of you. All you've been doing is been sitting on your phone

texting. You haven't done anything.

Is that the turkey?

What is burning right now?

Please don't make us have a turkey. You have been watching the turkey, haven't

you?

You know what?

You better figure out a way to make up this entire Thanksgiving dinner to this

family. or you're going to be grounded all the way until next Thanksgiving. Do

you understand me?

You know what?

I've got an idea.

All right. Come on. Let's go. Get your ass down. Off the counter.

Let's go. Come on.

Chomp chomp.

What the fuck?

Can't we just get another turkey or something?

This is a little outrageous.

Oh, my God.

Quite late, naturally.

Time to feed?

Go on.

What if I do?

Dickhead.

That's a great idea, sweetheart.

Perfectly cooked, too.

Well done. What a wonderful idea.

We worked so hard all day on this.

Looks like you boys are really enjoying my Thanksgiving feast. We are.

I'm quite hungry.

Oh, I know.

What can I say? I know how to feed my family.

We didn't see what I got for dessert.

Right.

It's a lovely Thanksgiving.

This is gorgeous. So good.

Oh, honey, I'm so glad this turned out okay.

I mean, it's Thanksgiving.

See? You absolutely did wonderfully get your recipe. It's delicious.

Wow. Son, how was the, uh, what was that down there?

Would you like to try?

Yeah. It's enough to go around.

Oh, it certainly is.

Nice.

I'm going to go on the lake and guide myself.

Appreciate the choices.

So lovely here.

Oh, yeah.

Beautiful. I think this is our best Thanksgiving yet.

There's so much to go around. Oh, there's plenty to go around.

Let me tell you.

So tasty, right?

It's nice and juicy, too.

Juicy as turkey, yeah.

get us here all together. I am so happy this all turned out, and for the better,

may I add.

So nice to have everybody here today.

Yes. On Thanksgiving.

On Thanksgiving.

Oh, this was lovely.

Wonderful Thanksgiving.

I'm so glad we could all spend it here together.

We pulled through, didn't we, dear?

Absolutely. Hit a little bit of this. That's okay.

All is well now.

Isn't this wonderful?

Yeah.

You're still going.

You know what I think it's time for?

What? I think it's time to stop the church. Oh.

So thankful today.

I'm still really thankful.

Wonderful. Good company.

Turkey.

Back up and you'll turn out better than the

real one. Right? Perfect.

So sweet.

So good. We're all together here on this very special day.

Why don't you go ahead and have some.

Silly me.

Steven is all about sharing.

That's nice.

It's so lovely to get to spend time together.

It's like a family.

Yes, exactly.

Just us.

Thank you for making such a lovely meal.

It's the least you can do.

Thank you for returning the favor.

Oh, yes.

Great,

babe.

Hmm.

Thank you.

We do.

Uh -huh.

Ah!

Oh, son.

Uh -huh.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh my God.

Yes,

yes, yes.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Yes. Yes.

Aren't you?

You're so good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

That's it.

Bye. Bye.