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Oh my god.

He just hit that ball so far.

Oh my god, he's gonna get a whole run.

Oh my god, he got the whole run.

Oh, my future husband.

Fuck yes, I'm coming for you, baby.

Hey, Shelby.

Hi, Daddy.

Hi, baby.

Can I please ask you a huge favor?

Okay. Can I pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty please get a ticket to the World

Series? The Series?

Yeah! Baby, you're grounded. You know that.

You can't go anywhere with those grades.

But I can make it up.

But you haven't made it up. Because it takes a whole semester. Please? That's

where my number 27 future husband is.

Yeah, we're going to talk about that another time, but that's beside the

I don't think this is a good idea.

But I have to meet him.

Well, maybe you will eventually once you get your grades up. Okay, well, by the

time that I do get to meet him, he's probably going to be taken.

Please, Daddy?

This is a once -in -a -lifetime chance, and I can make up my grades any time.

But you haven't yet.

Please?

I don't think it's a good idea. I'm sorry.

Oh, it's not fair!

I really don't have time for this. I just want to shower.

You look nice.

Aw, thank you. Just something I, you know, got the other day.

Mm -hmm.

So, you know that favorite perfume of mine that you love on the O so much?

Yes. Well, it's actually on sale at the mall, and I was wondering if

maybe you could lend me your card so I could buy it.

Hey, we know we're on a budget this month.

I know, but pretty please?

I know how much you love this scent, honey, and it's my absolute favorite.

I do love it.

You know what? Why don't you take my card and go get your perfume?

Because it makes you happy.

Thank you, sweetheart.

Hey, remember, you're a prophet, so no friends,

no social media.

Okay? I'm going to go to the mall now, guys.

So I'll see you in a little bit.

Bye.

Really not fair.

I don't... I can't keep talking about this.

Life's not fair, Rick. Sorry.

Wait!

But it's like I do chores or like... I don't know. What can I do?

Please? You just don't understand.

It's...

Well, what do I have to do? Like, mom gets everything she wants. I want to get

what I want. Let me just do chores.

Mom does certain favors for me, okay?

What, she fucks you?

I don't know where you learn to talk like that, but just relax a little bit.

It's just, it's just different.

What if I do those favors for you?

That's definitely not a good idea.

Maybe once or twice, but

it doesn't make it right.

What are you doing?

Where did you learn how to do this?

You really want those tickets, huh?

I'm so bad.

You know, I haven't said yes yet.

I know, but I'm really trying to change your mind.

Oh, man.

You're not going to tell mom, are you?

No, we can never tell your mom.

Good, because I'll be grounded for life.

Yeah, you will.

I'll be out.

Yeah.

I'll help you do that.

Yeah? I'll be as good as her.

But I miss you, son.

Yeah? Yeah.

Wait, Hunter, how do you think Sophie?

Um, no babe, I sent her right to her room.

Well, I mean, do you see what she's posting on social media? She's

over these tickets of some sort?

Yes, she asked me for World Series tickets, and I said absolutely not that

proud of me.

And that's because of her grades.

Right, right.

And you haven't seen her? I really wanted to talk to her before.

Um, no. You know what? I'm going to run over and take a shower.

Maybe we can go to the mall and we can talk to her together when we get back or

something. Yeah, that sounds like a good idea. Let me de -stress and I'll deal

with her when I get home. Okay, maybe get some new shoes. You like that?

I will.

Thank you.

Bye, babe.

Oh, you're not going to finish?

No. You said that you haven't made up your mind yet, and I just wanted to give

you a little peek.

So you can see how I can take care of you and decide whether you want to get

all the things that I want to fix.

I got so much more to say.

I'm going to finish when I start it, if you're hopeful that you'll get a little

ticket.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Hello.

Thank you.