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I'm sorry.

hey mom yeah yeah i totally did good

i um i got an a

yes mom this is definitely gonna get me off of

academic probation i don't know i mean

i know it takes them a few days to get The grades and the system.

Yeah, I know.

Okay, I gotta go.

Yeah, I love you. Goodbye.

Professor Sloan, can you help me, please?

Hey, Professor Sloan.

Do you think you can help me get a better grade on my test?

Professor Sloan, we need to talk.

We need to talk.

Oh. Is this a good time?

Yeah, Rachel, yeah.

Anytime's a good time for you. Come here.

Oh,

sorry. I was going to clean that up.

I'll help you. Don't worry.

You? You? Nice.

Thank you.

You do too.

Thank you.

Come over here.

Yeah, let me just, uh, move that out of here.

So, um, I completely failed your test.

Ah, well, you know, good thing you're pretty. You don't have to worry about

getting good grades.

Uh, let me just move that out of here.

Have a seat.

You know I'm on academic probation, right?

Oh, well, the school sucks.

Philosophy sucks.

So I wouldn't worry about it.

Let me get you something to drink. No, wait.

Listen, I can't fail this test. I can't get kids out of school. I need you to

help me.

I've actually been waiting for this.

When you put the grades in?

I want you to change mine.

I'd love to help you.

I want to make you seem like a real woman.

I am a real woman.

I'm 19.

You know college boys never make you come?

No. Can you teach me, Professor?

Remember, the more orgasms I see, the better that grade gets.

Peace.

Hmm.

Mmm.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

yeah,

yes. Oh, my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh my God.

Do I look like that?

I can't believe it feels this good.

Look at that.

Stupid college guys

never do my best.

Mm -hmm

Oh my god.

Oh my god, Professor Sloan. Oh my god, you fucked me so -

Cool.

It just feels so fucking good.

Shit.

Oh my god, yes

Yes, please.

God, yes.

Yes, Professor.

Oh, shit.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, fuck yes.

You're going to get better by licking better.

Well, you're even more amazing than I thought you would be.

Are you going to change my grade?

Of course.

Sure I will.

But this is what I want you to do. I want you to wear the same outfit.

For the next semester, I'm sitting in the front row so I can look up your

Next semester?

Oh, honey.

Will you pass on Philosophy 101?

You'll automatically be admitted to Philosophy 102, which I'll be teaching.

And Philosophy 102 is a lot harder than Philosophy 101, which you weren't good

at to begin with. But don't worry.

I'll be there every step of the way to help you.

Great.

I'm kind of hungry.

Oh, you want me to get us some pizza?

Sure. Okay, some cheese with pepperoni?

Cheese is fine.