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Guys, be honest.

Is it too early to decide what we're gonna eat after this?

Arrived at destination.

Please exit the vehicle.

What about ramen?

You guys like shawarma or is it too spicy? Shut up.

What are they?

Clones. They're bodies of people who uploaded.

It's the same thing.

They have to regrow their heads from stem cells. See?

They're empty.

Until someone downloads back in. High -tech shit.

Why would anyone risk downloading?

I mean, didn't they see that guy blow up?

It's the master plan of the 1%. Spend your life pillaging the Earth, right?

And just when all that karma catches up with you, upload.

Chill out in Lakeview for a few decades while the scientists clean up your mess.

Amen?

Download. Do it all over again for the rest of time.

So... I'll get these ones, you get those ones.

Well, you can't know who they are.

They're assholes.

That's all you need to know.

Okay, some of them might be good guys.

You know, you can't ruin their chances.

The parasites with private jets who think planting a tree in the Amazon

out your crimes? Oh, savage!

That time's over, bitch.

Fuck!

Get up. Get up. Guys, booby trap.

Watch out. Let's go.

In a few minutes, this room's going to smell worse than Ivan's apartment.

I'm

sorry,

Mr.

J. Paul.

I can't see Jack's squat.

Where are my goggle thingies?

God.

Lonnie will just be lame.

It's family day and the new prototypes are here.

Okay. Looks good. Just try not to drop any more of them. I said I was sorry.

Congratulations.

Don't be shy. Baby's first month is free with the code family day.

Once your pre -trial is over, you'll be auto -charged monthly. Diapers and auto

-nap not included.

Horizon Digital Babies may change in appearance and personality over time.

Digital Babies are property of Horizon Corporation.

I want one.

No, no.

You're just missing your family.

I'm sorry they're not coming.

Maybe your dad just felt guilty about the whole murdering me thing.

Maybe.

Yeah, whatever.

Meet your new brother.

What should we call him?

Mom. This is so weird.

You can hang with my family today.

Yeah? Sure.

Thanks, babe.

I can't wait to see them. Everybody here is so old. Oh, yeah.

There's so much great stuff to do. They're going to have the best day.

Your niece knows how to use a gun, right?

Hmm? Oh, you can say it. Uncle Nathan.

Oh, hey.

Oh, I miss you guys so much. Oh, my God. Look at you. You're so tall.

Yeah. Mom.

It's okay if I call you that, right?

Let's hug.

Oh, sorry for your loss, Ingrid. Your weird and preventable loss.

You uploaded for a man you're not even married to.

Sure, you can call me Mom.

Thanks, Mom.

I'm in a better place.

You look really pretty.

That's because I just had my tongue lengthened. Thank you so much for

Okay, maybe roll that thing back up. Let's get this started, all right? Yeah,

woo -hoo!

Family day is huge, so make sure that your angels get superstar results.

Got it.

How do I do that exactly?

You yell at them with simple words because they're stupid cows, and cows

well to a good kicking.

Thanks.

Moo.

Is it dangerous?

No.

It just looks like someone accidentally put some plant code into these chairs

and now they're growing.

You've grown too, Dylan. Last time I saw you.

Still a kid, just 20 % taller.

I told you the full adult update was too expensive.

Whose dick do I have to suck to get some chest hair around here? Dylan!

Although we were hoping for... Like a...

Bug finder reward thing.

Sorry. We don't do that But I've heard the archery games paying out twice as

many credits as it should I'm supposed to fix it, but It might take me a while

Fuck yeah Thank you, you're an angel

Actually, I'm redesigned and a maintenance engineer now It's a

ready. Yeah, okay

Left side, left side, left side, left side, now!

Woo!

You're easy.

You're left. Okay. Left, way left, other left. Ingrid, Ingrid, let this pass

you. What?

Mom!

Did I get it?

Other left, other left, Ingrid, it's just gone by you. Oh, for God's sake.

Ingrid. Oh, my God!

You're so good at everything.

I thought it was your left. I said your left.

Oh, hey, I'll be right back. Just make sure they don't kill each other, okay?

Okay.

Bye. Tinsley!

Tins!

Where are you off to in those sweet khakis?

Nathan, it's... It's me, Nora.

It's not funny, Tinsley.

I'm not joking.

It's me.

I'm back.

How do I know it's really you?

I think you can tell.

Wow. I can't believe I'm looking at you and it's actually... It's actually you.

I never thought I'd hear from you again, Nora.

Yeah.

I can tell.

God, lower.

Yeah.

Ingrid, um, got me out of 2GIG, and now we're, um...

Can we go somewhere and talk?

It's none of my business.

You don't have to explain. I wanted to tell you. But you didn't.

And it's all good.

I'm with someone, too.

Oh.

That's great.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's cool.

He's so, so cool.

And he's alive. So that's convenient.

It's a bet. Yeah. Ingrid, she gave up everything and uploaded for me. So

that is, well, that was surprising.

It's great.

Yeah.

I mean, um, well, sorry for your loss.

That's intense.

Well, she's an intense lady.

You know, but, uh, it's all good, brother.

That was weird. I don't know what that was. It was so weird. I know.

Man, you used to be cool.

What happened to you, man?

Are you okay? Look, I really gotta get back to work.

Nathan!

Where's Nathan?

Oh, he's talking to his little friend.

Nancy, isn't it? Hi.

Lovely to see you again.

What a fun outfit.

I work in IT now.

IT?

Oh, shit, a promotion.

That's awesome. Well, don't get too excited. They'll probably fire me soon.

No, they won't.

Hurry up, Nathan.

We have to take Mom to the memory parlor.

See you later, brother.

Hey, I have a surprise for you. Meet me by the gray zone at noon.

Uh -oh.

High noon.

You gonna have a shootout, cowboy?

That's right, Paco. Yeah, then we'll go to the saloon, you know, spit into a

metal thing.

Oh, not big on Western, huh?

No. I believe there are points for trying, though.

See you at noon, okay?

Some strange hack is happening at the tennis court.

We'll fix it.

Oh, I don't know how.

I'll poke some buttons, I guess.

I will handle it myself, then.

Another point for them. Come on, man. They're set to Pong 1977.

Their brains are like 20 kilobytes.

What is going on here?

I didn't call for you. We're good.

Take five, Luke.

Good morning, beautiful.

Are you the Prefra I've heard so much about?

No. I'm Luke's angel.

God, this really is heaven.

Cute. But I've heard it before.

This is Jesse, one of my best buds from the army.

Ma 'am, Luke knew I've always dreamed of uploads, so he used his family day pass

on me. I mean, this place is amazing.

We're going to eat a bathtub of tiramisu after our tennis match.

Tennis? No, tennis.

New game.

Only way to score points is to hit the other guy in the crotch.

Well, that's stupid.

You're the only one that can get hurt.

Jesse's balls are safe in the real world. Yeah, it makes me feel alive. You

to play around, huh? You can be on Jesse's team.

Yeah, I'm a boss now.

I don't have time to mess around with you.

Oh, well, if you were a real boss, you could decide how to spend your day.

Well, maybe a round or two.

Oh, you fucker, it's on!

Let's go, Jesse.

Did you know Fendi designed the spit -up rags and the spit -up?

Digital babies creep me out.

Well, I think they're a very interesting invention.

An opportunity for uploads to experience the joys of parenthood.

Right, Nathan?

Uh, well, I guess if you screw them up, it doesn't really matter, right?

Well, we wouldn't screw them up.

But they're not real babies, Ingrid. I know that, Viv!

I know that.

You're supposed to follow her.

Am I?

Yeah. If you see me walking like that, I am big mad.

Oh, no.

We don't want big mad Nevaeh.

Don't want big mad Nevaeh.

Imagine me and Dad. I can barely take care of myself.

Everybody run. It's big mad Nevaeh.

Nice shot.

Now. Now. Foot fault.

Second serve.

God damn it.

I am furious at Nathan.

I notice you often express your feelings as anger.

But maybe you're really lonely and sad.

Fuck you, Helen.

I have a right to be pissed off. I am so clearly committed to this relationship.

But Nathan won't even consider a digital baby.

Ingrid Kahneman wants to be a mom.

Let's look closely at the root of this baby desire.

Perhaps you want something of your own because you worry that you're unlovable.

Why do you always think I'm worried I'm unlovable?

I am so much more lovable than you will ever be.

What I really worry about is how bad of a therapist you are.

And so then, Shauna told Brody she's sick of him being rude to her, and he's

as funny as he thinks he is. Ooh, go off, Shauna. I'm so proud of that girl.

She really learned to love herself.

Hey, that's Inger's dad, right?

Wait, what? Are you sure it was him? Yeah, I remember him from my sleepover

dinner party.

What is he doing here?

Well, I'm sure there's some reasonable explanation, and he's here to surprise

Ingrid. No chance.

The grandmother.

Maybe.

You guys head to the memory parlor. I'll meet you there, okay? Okay. I'll see

you in a minute.

Okay, yeah. So the bottle auto -refills after every use.

You can pay... Hey, Nathan!

Lindley. Oh, hey.

Yeah, I got my own avatar.

Based on me.

Look at you. Great.

Oh, sorry.

Excuse me.

Hey, hey, hey. Is there somewhere we can go and talk real quick? In private?

Kahneman is here. In Lakeview. Well, it's family day. That family hates each

other. What if he's using it as a cover to meet with someone else? You could

always ask Ingrid.

I did, okay? She doesn't know anything about who's behind my murder.

I think it might be the Lutz. That's impossible.

Why? I mean, they attacked Freon.

They are against digital afterlife.

What if they used Kahneman to get my code and then had me killed? Look, I'm

telling you, it's not the Ludd. How can you be so sure?

Because... The guy I'm dating, Mateo, he's a Ludd.

What? Nora, how can you be so naive? The Ludd's are crazy. The Ludd's are not

crazy. They sacrifice a lot for what they believe in.

You know, maybe that's just not something you can relate to anymore.

I'm just trying to protect you. Well, I'm good.

From... Really?

I trust Mateo.

Okay. He's never lied to me.

Look, I gotta go.

If I find out anything about Kahneman, I'll text you.

Morning. Morning.

Hi.

It's me.

It worked.

Hey,

nice to see you. Oh, I'm sorry.

I just, I can't kiss this face. Oh, God, yeah.

Gross.

Totally get it.

So what's my big surprise?

Yes.

Thank you so much. Oh, it's a free diaper bag. No, close.

It's a hyper warm.

We are going to fuck up family day. All you need to do is... Leave it in the

lobby near the concierge desk.

Mateo, what about all the people?

Horizon's the enemy, not them.

They're safe at home. In VR suits.

You know that.

Okay, not the uploads.

It's debatable. You can sit in the people. This is going to make a big

The AI system will be infected with our propaganda message. It's all worked out.

Right.

Look, I know. Look, if you want to pursue justice, sometimes you have to

few rich people uncomfortable.

Okay? Ow. You're going to... What? What is... Hang on.

Come on.

In my own house. Get off him.

I'm not encouraging her. I'm it. I'm not encouraging... You

know, your dad and Pastor Rob don't think you can do this. Your dad thinks

you're too kind -hearted and Pastor Rob thinks you're soft.

Hey, I'm not soft.

I know. I know you're committed to changing things.

Well, this is how you do it.

Okay?

You were the only one here who could pull this off.

I know you won't disappoint us.

Because I believe in you, Nora.

Oopsie -doops. Sorry, Ms. Canterman, I didn't see that. Sorry, Ms.

Canterman, I didn't see you there. Just watch where I'm going, okay?

Stop staring at me, you useless, pre -programmed sack of shit!

You will become human before that woman ever does.

from the door handle was a bloody hook.

Attack of the hook man.

I totally forgot about this. I can't believe I thought it was okay to tell a

-year -old that story. What a dummy.

Why? I liked it.

You were terrified.

No way.

Mom. Oh, your mother was furious with us. We slept the life on for an entire

week. No, no, that does not sound like me.

Take that!

Revolution has come to Horizon!

Revolution has come to Horizon!

The fuck?

Hey,

something's going down. You think?

I can't believe I wasted my day playing your dumb game.

Oh,

you were such a cutie. What happened?

Oh, Nathan. Rude.

What is going on? I don't know. It's never happened before. Okay, um, you

better go.

What about you?

Oh, I'm fine. I'll call you tomorrow, okay? I want to hear more about that

and Shauna drama.

About that digital baby thing? Maybe it's not such a bad idea.

Mom, no, I'm a fun uncle, okay? But I'm selfish, I'm immature, I lie. No,

Nathan, you are not the man you used to be.

And the guy you were isn't so bad either.

Okay, go. Go, go, go, go.

Bye.

their way to help you. My team is working on the problem.

I got this.

I got this.

It'll be okay.

How is it replicating so fast?

Guys, I think it's the... Shh, you girl. We're trying to think.

It's working.

I did it.

No, I did.

Oh, the virus was replicating inside the AI guys.

So now that I've shut them down, we should be able to clean up everything

How did you work that out so fast?

I don't know.

Lucky guess.

Where's the motherfucker that fucked up my day?

Helping some kids who were freaked out by the virus.

Helping or making it worse.

That man is a hazard.

You know, Luke was my commanding officer, and he was exceptional.

What? Iran was the first war with autonomous drones, so it was intense.

But Luke never showed the stress. He kept morale high when things were rough,

always figured out ways to make us smile or help us out.

That's what got a lot of us home.

I'm having a hard time processing this.

We're talking about the same Luke.

Thanks for today. It was a pleasure.

Now I know why Luke says all those nice things about you.

Wait.

Luke says nice things?

About me?

What nice things?

Well, don't leave me hanging!

Ten thousand and five hundred.

Of course, Miss Canterman. I hope you and Mr. Brown had a magnificent day.

you like to... Shut up!

I don't need a running commentary.

Ma 'am?

I try so hard, and nothing works.

I mean, I'm spectacularly beautiful. Nathan doesn't seem to care.

He's only in love with me when I'm not me.

I try to be good to his mom, but she hates me.

And he takes her side, and... I think that we're meant to be together for

eternity, but it is taking forever to get in there.

I'm lovable, right?

Yes.

Miss Canterman, I love you.

Well, this is your floor.

No.

Hey, babe.

You okay? I was worried about you. Did you get hit by a glitch or something?

I saw a man stuck halfway inside a wall.

Yikes.

Yeah. And then I heard that floor 11111 just disappeared.

God.

I'm exhausted.

Yeah, I bet.

You know, I was thinking, nothing's certain in this life,

even here. And maybe you aren't crazy for

wanting a digital baby.

Yeah?

Yeah.

You know, I think we would make a really cute kid. Yeah. With my face and

your hair. Well, your abs and our hair.

Someday. Someday soon.

Someday. Soon.

Someday. Someday soon. Someday soon.

Oh, my goodness.

Is the new tongue too long?

Just a little.

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