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Come,�come,�come. 14 00:00:29,629 --> 00:00:31,331 Come�over�here. 15 00:00:31,332 --> 00:00:32,731 Care�to�give a�Christmas�donation,�please? 16 00:00:32,732 --> 00:00:34,566 -[sighs]�I�don't�know where�the�donations�go 17 00:00:34,567 --> 00:00:36,435 with�this�type�of�stuff,�man, sorry. 18 00:00:36,436 --> 00:00:38,470 -All�the�donations�go directly�to�the�church. 19 00:00:38,471 --> 00:00:39,838 Is�that�not�good�enough�for�you? 20 00:00:39,839 --> 00:00:41,474 -All�right. "Holy�Moly"? 21 00:00:41,475 --> 00:00:43,308 PASTOR:�Holy�Molly Baptist�Church. 22 00:00:43,309 --> 00:00:45,778 We�are�collecting�funds for�the�less�fortunate�families 23 00:00:45,779 --> 00:00:48,715 to�give�gifts for�this�Christmas. 24 00:00:48,716 --> 00:00:51,150 -Sorry,�man,�I�just�don't have�any�cash�right�now,�man. 25 00:00:51,151 --> 00:00:52,685 I�wish�I�did,�truly. Sorry. 26 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:55,789 -Don't�worry�yourself. 27 00:00:55,855 --> 00:00:57,857 We�take�tap. 28 00:00:57,858 --> 00:00:59,391 -My�cards�don't�tap,�actually. 29 00:00:59,392 --> 00:01:01,227 -Okay,�well,�then�we�can�swipe. 30 00:01:01,294 --> 00:01:02,929 -My�mag�stripe�is�stripped. 31 00:01:02,930 --> 00:01:04,730 -Ah,�look, then�we�can�take�insert,�sir. 32 00:01:04,731 --> 00:01:05,899 Please. 33 00:01:05,932 --> 00:01:08,234 -Oh,�perfect. -And�thanks. 34 00:01:08,235 --> 00:01:09,334 -My�wallet... 35 00:01:09,335 --> 00:01:11,371 I�don't�have�it. 36 00:01:11,372 --> 00:01:12,671 -Your�phone�don't�tap? You�don't�have�no�smart�watch? 37 00:01:12,672 --> 00:01:14,273 -My�phone's�dead, and�then�my�watch�is... 38 00:01:14,274 --> 00:01:15,324 is�dumb. 39 00:01:15,341 --> 00:01:16,976 Yeah,�sorry,�bro. 40 00:01:16,977 --> 00:01:17,776 -Wait,�wait,�wait,�sir, one�more�thing. 41 00:01:17,777 --> 00:01:19,397 We�can�take�e-mail�transfer. 42 00:01:19,446 --> 00:01:20,713 EVERETT:�Oh,�nice. 43 00:01:20,714 --> 00:01:21,780 -Yes. 44 00:01:21,781 --> 00:01:23,683 -Really? 45 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:25,251 All�right.�[sighs] Yeah. 46 00:01:25,318 --> 00:01:27,387 -Wicked! All�right,�then,�good! 47 00:01:27,388 --> 00:01:28,620 -I'll�send�you�guys�10�bucks. 48 00:01:28,621 --> 00:01:29,655 -Yes,�nice! 49 00:01:29,656 --> 00:01:30,824 10,�20,�30... 50 00:01:30,825 --> 00:01:31,924 50! 51 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:33,359 -Ten,�ten. 52 00:01:33,393 --> 00:01:35,228 -Ten. Thank�you�so�much.�Good. 53 00:01:35,261 --> 00:01:38,498 And�the�Lord�and�myself can�count�on�you�for�that? 54 00:01:38,499 --> 00:01:39,798 -Yeah,�y'all�can�count�on�me. 55 00:01:39,799 --> 00:01:41,201 -Good,�good. All�right. 56 00:01:41,267 --> 00:01:43,269 Yes,�take�this�brochure. 57 00:01:43,270 --> 00:01:45,737 It�lists�all the�payment�options�we�have, 58 00:01:45,738 --> 00:01:47,841 e-mail�transfer and�those�things, 59 00:01:47,907 --> 00:01:50,877 and�other�ways�that you�can�donate�to�the�church 60 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:52,178 in�the�future. 61 00:01:52,245 --> 00:01:54,080 -Yeah,�yeah. Cool. 62 00:01:54,081 --> 00:01:55,314 Yeah,�I'll�send�it when�my�phone�turns�back�on. 63 00:01:55,315 --> 00:01:56,816 -Okay. -All�right,�man. 64 00:01:56,817 --> 00:01:58,117 -Cool,�bless. -Blessings,�blessings. 65 00:01:58,118 --> 00:01:59,885 -Hol'�on�there, hol'�on�there,�one�second. 66 00:01:59,886 --> 00:02:02,521 Um,�lemme�get�your�phone�number so�I�can�put�it�in�my�phone 67 00:02:02,522 --> 00:02:05,232 and�call�ya�back when�we�charge�up�back�again. 68 00:02:05,258 --> 00:02:07,293 -Yeah. Uh,�416... 69 00:02:07,294 --> 00:02:08,360 -Uh-huh? 70 00:02:08,361 --> 00:02:09,462 -152... 71 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:10,529 -Uh-huh? 72 00:02:10,530 --> 00:02:11,563 -867... 73 00:02:11,564 --> 00:02:13,133 -867... 74 00:02:19,706 --> 00:02:20,773 -Four. 75 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:22,308 -Four. 76 00:02:22,375 --> 00:02:23,543 All�right. 77 00:02:23,544 --> 00:02:24,776 -Okay,�cool. -[phone�ringing] 78 00:02:24,777 --> 00:02:26,379 -What,�where? 79 00:02:26,446 --> 00:02:28,214 Hmph. 80 00:02:28,215 --> 00:02:29,047 EVERETT:�All�right, merry�Christmas,�brother. 81 00:02:29,048 --> 00:02:30,649 -Bless�up. -Yeah,�man,�yeah,�man. 82 00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:33,480 -You're�going�into�the�store without�no�monies? 83 00:02:35,955 --> 00:02:38,291 -Oh,�no,�yeah,�no,�I�was... 84 00:02:38,292 --> 00:02:39,958 I'm�just�doin' a�price�check�real�quick. 85 00:02:39,959 --> 00:02:41,627 [jazzy�piano�version of�"Jingle�Bells"] 86 00:02:41,628 --> 00:02:44,531 EVERETT:�Bushes�for�$10... 87 00:02:44,597 --> 00:02:45,932 [sighs] 88 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:47,567 All�right,�boss. 89 00:02:47,568 --> 00:02:48,600 -Ah,�bless�up�here. -Yeah,�yeah. 90 00:02:48,601 --> 00:02:50,202 Yo,�I'ma�send�that�shit�later. 91 00:02:50,203 --> 00:02:51,770 -Watch�ya�bad�word in�front�of�di�kids! 92 00:02:51,771 --> 00:02:53,973 -Oh,�yeah,�yeah. Big�up�Jesus.�Sorry. 93 00:02:53,974 --> 00:02:56,642 EVERETT:�"Directions�to second�nearest�grocery�store." 94 00:02:56,643 --> 00:02:58,678 -?�I'll�be�there...�? 95 00:02:58,745 --> 00:03:02,382 [piano�version�of "O�Christmas�Tree"�playing] 96 00:03:02,448 --> 00:03:04,651 ? 97 00:03:04,652 --> 00:03:07,786 -My�old�lady�fucks�heavy with�this�Everoni�champagne, 98 00:03:07,787 --> 00:03:09,321 and�it�reminds�me�of�your�name, 99 00:03:09,322 --> 00:03:11,424 so�I�got�it�for�you for�Christmas. 100 00:03:11,491 --> 00:03:13,726 -I'm�getting�this�one�for�you. 101 00:03:13,727 --> 00:03:15,627 You�work�always�on�the�road to�get�a�coffee,�buy�a�coffee. 102 00:03:15,628 --> 00:03:16,796 Ehh... 103 00:03:16,829 --> 00:03:18,865 When�you�get�this�one�at�home... 104 00:03:18,932 --> 00:03:20,600 you�just�take�this�part... 105 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:25,672 -Boss,�thank�you�very�much 106 00:03:25,705 --> 00:03:27,974 for�helping�me to�secure�my�papers. 107 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:30,243 I�secure�papers�for�you,�too. 108 00:03:30,310 --> 00:03:32,912 -You�put�in�the�water�here, until�the�top. 109 00:03:32,913 --> 00:03:35,347 Close�in�here,�put�in the�coffee�right�here. 110 00:03:35,348 --> 00:03:37,382 -I�see�how�fuckin'�stressful shit�can�get�for�you 111 00:03:37,383 --> 00:03:38,952 around�here,�boss. 112 00:03:38,953 --> 00:03:40,419 So,�I�got�you a�little�"Christmas�tree" 113 00:03:40,420 --> 00:03:42,755 to�get�the�edge�off, you�know? 114 00:03:42,822 --> 00:03:44,324 -Close�it�back... 115 00:03:47,907 --> 00:03:51,063 -And�that's�it. -[twinkling�sound] 116 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:52,699 Boom,�turn�on�the�heat... 117 00:03:52,700 --> 00:03:54,600 You�have�the�coffee ready�at�home. 118 00:03:54,601 --> 00:03:56,535 -All�right,�so�one�of�my�boys in�Peterborough 119 00:03:56,536 --> 00:03:58,804 runs�this�crazy�play where�you�basically�bid 120 00:03:58,805 --> 00:04:00,606 on,�like,�these�mystery�pallets. 121 00:04:00,607 --> 00:04:02,474 Kind�of�illegal, but�it�is�what�it�is. 122 00:04:02,475 --> 00:04:04,377 Basically,�he�intercepts�them 123 00:04:04,378 --> 00:04:05,711 before�they�get�to where�they're�supposed�to�go. 124 00:04:05,712 --> 00:04:07,213 [deep�voice] Intercepted. 125 00:04:07,214 --> 00:04:08,380 [normal�voice] Only�thing�is,�though, 126 00:04:08,381 --> 00:04:09,648 you�have�to,�like, buy�the�whole�thing 127 00:04:09,649 --> 00:04:11,083 before�you�can�see what's�inside�of�it. 128 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:12,986 All�of�that�to�say... 129 00:04:12,987 --> 00:04:13,819 you're�projected�to�have a�blessed�Christmas. 130 00:04:13,820 --> 00:04:14,786 EVERETT:�Oh,�shit,�a�projector? 131 00:04:14,787 --> 00:04:15,837 -Yeah! 132 00:04:17,056 --> 00:04:18,958 -Merry�Christmas,�Ev. 133 00:04:18,959 --> 00:04:20,292 -Merry�Christmas. -Merry�Christmas,�Everett. 134 00:04:20,293 --> 00:04:21,360 -Guys,�we�said�it�was a�no-gift�Christmas,�man. 135 00:04:21,361 --> 00:04:23,095 You�guys�gotta take�this�shit�back. 136 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:24,863 -Sorry�we're�in the�Christmas�spirit,�bud. 137 00:04:24,864 --> 00:04:26,365 -And�I�thank�you for�that,�Danny. 138 00:04:26,366 --> 00:04:27,416 I'm�very�grateful. 139 00:04:27,433 --> 00:04:29,135 DOUG:�My�name's�Doug. 140 00:04:29,136 --> 00:04:30,602 HASSAN:�The�only�thing about�this�projector 141 00:04:30,603 --> 00:04:32,004 is�everything�on�the�menu is�written�in�anime,�so... 142 00:04:32,005 --> 00:04:33,640 EVERETT:�Thank�you,�Hassan. 143 00:04:33,641 --> 00:04:34,673 -Everett,�you�see�the�sign I�bring�here? 144 00:04:34,674 --> 00:04:36,175 Feliz�Navidad. 145 00:04:36,176 --> 00:04:37,042 EVERETT:�Thank�you. Thank�you,�Ricky. 146 00:04:37,043 --> 00:04:38,144 Thank�you. 147 00:04:38,177 --> 00:04:40,380 -Yeah,�man. -Thank�you. 148 00:04:40,381 --> 00:04:41,580 RICKY:�Because�you�always�like to�give�it�for�everybody, 149 00:04:41,581 --> 00:04:42,721 and�stuff�like�that. 150 00:04:42,722 --> 00:04:43,782 -Right. -So... 151 00:04:43,783 --> 00:04:44,783 EVERETT:�Yeah. 152 00:04:44,784 --> 00:04:45,817 Right. 153 00:04:45,818 --> 00:04:47,687 [sentimental�music] 154 00:04:47,688 --> 00:04:49,621 -You�really�not�getting nothing�for�us,�man? 155 00:04:49,622 --> 00:04:50,672 For�real? 156 00:04:50,673 --> 00:04:51,823 EVERETT:�We�said�no�gifts! 157 00:04:51,824 --> 00:04:53,392 I�should�be�mad�at�you�guys. 158 00:04:53,393 --> 00:04:55,762 RICKY:�Wow! EVERETT:�What�is�this? 159 00:04:55,763 --> 00:04:56,695 -You�really�thought�we�didn't get�you�anything�for�Christmas? 160 00:04:56,696 --> 00:04:58,330 -That's�what�the�fuck you�said,�Marcus. 161 00:04:58,331 --> 00:04:59,831 -Boss,�give�me�back my�pack�of�my�paper. 162 00:04:59,832 --> 00:05:01,099 EVERETT:�Dawg, you�guys�faked�me�out. 163 00:05:01,100 --> 00:05:02,134 -Nah,�man,�it's... 164 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:03,903 it's�whatever. 165 00:05:03,904 --> 00:05:05,470 -EVERETT:�Doug... -I'm�turning�'em�off. 166 00:05:05,471 --> 00:05:07,139 -No,�Doug,�don't�turn�off the�sweater�lights. 167 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:08,674 -No,�Christmas�lights�are�over. The�spirit�is�done. 168 00:05:08,675 --> 00:05:09,875 -Carla�didn't�get�me�shit. -Actually... 169 00:05:09,876 --> 00:05:10,809 -[twinkling�sound] -I�did. 170 00:05:10,810 --> 00:05:11,810 -Fuck,�Carla! 171 00:05:11,811 --> 00:05:13,546 ALL:�Oh... 172 00:05:13,613 --> 00:05:15,581 DOUG:�Yeah,�lights�are�off. 173 00:05:15,582 --> 00:05:16,748 -"Thank�you"�would�be�nice. -HASSAN:�What�a�Scrooge! 174 00:05:16,749 --> 00:05:18,251 -No,�like,�thank�you-�ou�. 175 00:05:18,252 --> 00:05:19,284 -Everett's�just angry�with�himself, 176 00:05:19,285 --> 00:05:20,819 so�he�just�wanna put�it�on�everybody. 177 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:22,322 Don't�worry,�guys. 178 00:05:22,323 --> 00:05:23,689 ERIC:�Holy�cold,�guy. EVERETT:�Eric. 179 00:05:23,690 --> 00:05:25,524 -ERIC:�What? -Eric�didn't�get�me�shit,�right? 180 00:05:25,525 --> 00:05:27,025 -ERIC:�What? -You�didn't�get�me�jack�shit. 181 00:05:27,026 --> 00:05:29,262 -You�said�no�gifts. 182 00:05:29,263 --> 00:05:30,195 -Well,�Eric�actually�got�us these�cool�corded�headphones. 183 00:05:30,196 --> 00:05:31,464 -Wait,�what? -Yeah. 184 00:05:31,465 --> 00:05:32,731 I�sorted�the�guys,�but... 185 00:05:32,732 --> 00:05:33,799 -[sentimental�music] -What? 186 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:35,635 -You�said�no�gifts. 187 00:05:35,636 --> 00:05:37,169 EVERETT:�[echoey�voice] Sorted�the�guys...? 188 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:38,837 RICKY:�Yeah,�I�think�Everett's the�Scrooge�this�year. 189 00:05:38,838 --> 00:05:40,906 -[all�laughing] -Okay,�yeah,�now�I'm�Scrooge. 190 00:05:40,907 --> 00:05:42,075 Now�I'm�Scrooge. 191 00:05:42,108 --> 00:05:44,010 -Scrooge�doesn't�get�any�lights. 192 00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:45,811 RICKY:�Wow,�man. EVERETT:�You�know�what,�guys? 193 00:05:45,812 --> 00:05:47,579 -Scrooge�you,�Everett. -Okay,�guys! 194 00:05:47,580 --> 00:05:48,980 Obviously, I�got�you�guys�a�gift! 195 00:05:48,981 --> 00:05:50,483 ERIC:�Yeah? 196 00:05:50,484 --> 00:05:51,149 EVERETT:�It's a�fuckin'�joke,�guys! 197 00:05:51,150 --> 00:05:52,919 One�sec... 198 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:54,086 DOUG:�Hah. ERIC:�He�didn't�get�us�shit. 199 00:05:54,087 --> 00:05:55,887 MICHAEL:�Boss�is�so�nice, so...�yeah. 200 00:05:55,888 --> 00:05:59,959 [rummaging�in�office] 201 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:01,660 MICHAEL:�What�did he�get�us�for�Christmas? 202 00:06:01,661 --> 00:06:03,429 -What�the�fuck? 203 00:06:03,430 --> 00:06:04,863 ERIC:�He�didn't�get�us�anything, I'm�telling�you. 204 00:06:04,864 --> 00:06:06,898 I've�seen�this�shit. DOUG:�Ah,�you�gotta�have�faith 205 00:06:06,899 --> 00:06:08,700 in�the�Christmas�spirit. He�probably�got�us�something. 206 00:06:08,701 --> 00:06:10,235 -No,�this�is�my�brother�here. 207 00:06:10,236 --> 00:06:11,737 I'm�telling�you, he�does�this�every�year. 208 00:06:11,738 --> 00:06:12,904 There's�nothing comin'�out�that�office. 209 00:06:12,905 --> 00:06:14,345 DOUG:�Gotta�be�somethin'. 210 00:06:15,708 --> 00:06:18,544 -Read�it�and�weep. 211 00:06:18,611 --> 00:06:20,713 -Oh,�sweet. A�piece�of�paper? 212 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:22,614 EVERETT:�Doug,�Shazam's donating�to�a�church,�all�right? 213 00:06:22,615 --> 00:06:24,584 Grow�a�heart. 214 00:06:24,585 --> 00:06:26,084 -What,�are�you�trying�to�get some�St.�Peter's�points? 215 00:06:26,085 --> 00:06:28,321 -What�does�that�mean? 216 00:06:28,322 --> 00:06:30,255 -It�means�lights�off,�buddy. Christmas�spirit's�back�to�dead. 217 00:06:30,256 --> 00:06:31,723 EVERETT:�Doug,�come�on. Not�the�lights. 218 00:06:31,724 --> 00:06:33,159 -You�know�what? 219 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:34,926 Give�me�back another�pack�of�paper. 220 00:06:34,927 --> 00:06:37,496 EVERETT:�Guys,�I'm�donating my�time,�all�right? 221 00:06:37,497 --> 00:06:38,964 And�it's�on�behalf of�all�you�guys. 222 00:06:38,965 --> 00:06:40,466 Even�you,�Eric. -Hmm? 223 00:06:40,467 --> 00:06:42,000 -So�now�it�looks�like I�got�you�shit 224 00:06:42,001 --> 00:06:43,568 and�you�didn't�get�me�jack�all. 225 00:06:43,569 --> 00:06:45,538 -You�said�no�gifts,�bro. What? 226 00:06:45,539 --> 00:06:47,706 -It's�fuckin'�Christmas,�Eric! Where's�the�spirit? 227 00:06:47,707 --> 00:06:49,274 RICKY:�Everett, what�exactly�are�we�gonna�give 228 00:06:49,275 --> 00:06:50,709 and�when�we�gonna�give�it? 229 00:06:50,710 --> 00:06:52,145 I�don't�really�get�that. 230 00:06:52,211 --> 00:06:55,882 -Ricky...�our�mom... 231 00:06:55,883 --> 00:06:58,984 I'm�doing�a�gift�pickup for�the�annual�Christmas�drive. 232 00:06:58,985 --> 00:07:00,753 All�right? 233 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:02,187 Now,�how's�that for�Christmas�spirit?�Doug? 234 00:07:02,188 --> 00:07:04,055 -MARCUS:�Good�on�you,�boss. -Yeah,�I�guess,�yeah. 235 00:07:04,056 --> 00:07:05,690 RICKY:�What�are�we�gonna�give? I�don't�understand�that�part. 236 00:07:05,691 --> 00:07:07,292 -I�really�wanted to�make�you�guys�proud 237 00:07:07,293 --> 00:07:09,161 and�make�the�most of�this�gifting�season 238 00:07:09,162 --> 00:07:10,929 by�gifting�you�guys the�gift�of�me�giving 239 00:07:10,930 --> 00:07:12,697 other�people�shit who�are�less�gifted�than�us. 240 00:07:12,698 --> 00:07:14,200 RICKY:�What? 241 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:16,669 EVERETT:�You�know�what�I�mean? 242 00:07:16,670 --> 00:07:17,769 -Lights�on. -[twinkling�sound] 243 00:07:17,770 --> 00:07:19,137 EVERETT:�Yeah,�they�are. 244 00:07:19,138 --> 00:07:23,042 ["O�Christmas�Tree"�playing] 245 00:07:23,043 --> 00:07:24,810 SCOTT:�[TV] My�spine�is�trashed 246 00:07:24,811 --> 00:07:27,380 and�knee's�still in�a�ton�of�pain. 247 00:07:27,381 --> 00:07:30,849 LAWYER:�[TV]�This�guy,�he's�not working�at�least�three�months. 248 00:07:30,850 --> 00:07:32,784 -Three�months�or�two? 'Cause�you�held�out�two. 249 00:07:32,785 --> 00:07:35,255 SCOTT:���������Three. TYCO:���������Prince... 250 00:07:36,789 --> 00:07:38,558 -All�right,�you�ready? -Hmm? 251 00:07:38,559 --> 00:07:40,492 EVERETT:�What�do�you�mean, "hmm"? 252 00:07:40,493 --> 00:07:41,293 You're�helping�me�with the�church�gifts�today. 253 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:43,029 -No,�I'm�not. 254 00:07:43,030 --> 00:07:45,096 EVERETT:�This�could�be your�gift�to�me. 255 00:07:45,097 --> 00:07:46,765 Me,�you,�Hassan,�Ricky. We'll�bang�this�out�quick. 256 00:07:46,766 --> 00:07:48,667 -Gang,�Hassan�is�in�Oakville with�his�cousins. 257 00:07:48,668 --> 00:07:50,636 -Shit. 258 00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:52,037 -And�I�might�as�well be�there�too,�'cause�I'm�out. 259 00:07:52,038 --> 00:07:53,171 -Bro,�these�families need�our�help. 260 00:07:53,172 --> 00:07:54,740 -Bruh,�it's�Christmas. 261 00:07:54,741 --> 00:07:56,341 -Yeah,�it�is�Christmas, so�grow�a�heart! 262 00:07:56,342 --> 00:07:57,576 -Exactly,�it's�Christmas, so�I'm�chillin'.�What? 263 00:07:57,577 --> 00:07:59,278 VOICE:�[TV]�����Judge�Tyco... 264 00:07:59,279 --> 00:08:01,213 -All�right,�Ricky, what�are�you�doing? 265 00:08:01,214 --> 00:08:03,516 -I'm�gonna�go�visit�my�mother, and,�uh... 266 00:08:03,517 --> 00:08:04,883 you�guys�should go�visit�your�father. 267 00:08:04,884 --> 00:08:05,917 It's�Christmas. 268 00:08:05,918 --> 00:08:07,687 -It's�Christmas�Eve. 269 00:08:07,688 --> 00:08:09,054 Look,�how�about we�do�a�little�church�work, 270 00:08:09,055 --> 00:08:10,889 okay,�then�tomorrow we�both�go�see�our�parents? 271 00:08:10,890 --> 00:08:12,290 -The�donation�wasn't the�gift�for�everybody? 272 00:08:12,291 --> 00:08:14,594 -Yeah,�it�is,�but... 273 00:08:14,660 --> 00:08:16,696 Come�on. Come�on,�Ricky. 274 00:08:16,697 --> 00:08:18,163 ["O�Christmas�Tree"�playing] 275 00:08:18,164 --> 00:08:20,066 Please. 276 00:08:20,067 --> 00:08:21,099 [music�stops] 277 00:08:21,100 --> 00:08:22,468 -Okay. 278 00:08:22,469 --> 00:08:24,069 -Later,�twin. -RICKY:�Bye,�Eric. 279 00:08:24,070 --> 00:08:25,303 -Please,�please. -["O�Christmas�Tree"�playing] 280 00:08:25,304 --> 00:08:26,906 Please,�Ricky. Ricky... 281 00:08:26,973 --> 00:08:29,775 -[music�stops] -[door�closes] 282 00:08:29,776 --> 00:08:32,077 -I�guess�I'm�the�only�one with�a�heart�this�Christmas. 283 00:08:32,078 --> 00:08:34,112 -Bro,�the�guys�won't�even�care that�you're�doing�this. 284 00:08:34,113 --> 00:08:35,780 Like,�it's�over,�bro. You're�doin'�too�much. 285 00:08:35,781 --> 00:08:37,716 -I�already�told the�pastor�I'd�help. 286 00:08:37,717 --> 00:08:39,251 He's�a�serious�church�man. I�can't�let�him�down. 287 00:08:39,252 --> 00:08:40,285 -You're�telling�me you're�his�only... 288 00:08:40,286 --> 00:08:41,336 -Hope! 289 00:08:41,337 --> 00:08:42,787 Everybody�cancel�'pon�me! 290 00:08:42,788 --> 00:08:44,357 -Really? 291 00:08:44,358 --> 00:08:46,024 -But�God�sees�your�generosity, you�know? 292 00:08:46,025 --> 00:08:48,226 And�I'm�personally�grateful that�you�decided 293 00:08:48,227 --> 00:08:50,329 to�agree�to�do all�of�the�pickups. 294 00:08:50,396 --> 00:08:52,386 -All�of�them? -God�bless�you,�man. 295 00:08:52,387 --> 00:08:53,965 -Yeah,�man,�anything�for�the... 296 00:08:53,966 --> 00:08:56,002 families. 297 00:08:56,003 --> 00:08:57,636 This�shouldn't�be,�like, an�all-day�thing,�though,�right? 298 00:08:57,637 --> 00:08:59,938 -All�we�need�is�a�pickup over�here,�here,�here,�here, 299 00:08:59,939 --> 00:09:02,842 here,�here,�here,�here, here,�here,�here,�here. 300 00:09:02,909 --> 00:09:04,410 -Oh,�my�God. 301 00:09:04,411 --> 00:09:05,477 -You�can't�say�that inna�di�church. 302 00:09:05,478 --> 00:09:07,446 -Oh,�my�bad,�my�bad. You're�right. 303 00:09:07,447 --> 00:09:08,947 And�then,�what,�come�back to�the�church�after�that? 304 00:09:08,948 --> 00:09:10,415 -Next�two�over�here, and�four�over�here, 305 00:09:10,416 --> 00:09:12,118 and�two�over�here, and�here, 306 00:09:12,119 --> 00:09:13,718 and�then�you�circle�back around�5�o'clock 307 00:09:13,719 --> 00:09:14,953 to�surprise�the�family�dem. 308 00:09:14,954 --> 00:09:16,956 It's�gonna�go�wicked! 309 00:09:16,957 --> 00:09:19,057 -Damn,�I�need�a�Santa�hat, not�a�elf�hat. 310 00:09:19,058 --> 00:09:20,892 -That's�not�appropriate in�the�church! 311 00:09:20,893 --> 00:09:22,260 -What,�wearing�a�Santa�hat? 312 00:09:22,261 --> 00:09:23,995 -It's�what�you�said�before�that. 313 00:09:23,996 --> 00:09:25,263 -Oh,�shit,�you�can't�say "damn"�in�a�church? 314 00:09:25,264 --> 00:09:26,499 Sorry,�my�bad! 315 00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:27,999 -Time�fi�touch�the�road, Everett. 316 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:30,036 -Yeah,�I'm�out. 317 00:09:30,102 --> 00:09:32,772 Is�the�Lord�gonna�bless�me with�a�gas�money? 318 00:09:32,838 --> 00:09:34,974 Okay. 319 00:09:34,975 --> 00:09:35,240 [upbeat�Motown�music] 320 00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:38,244 [upbeat�Motown�music] 321 00:09:38,311 --> 00:09:40,846 ? 322 00:09:40,847 --> 00:09:42,647 -Look�at�this�shit. Look�at�this�shit. 323 00:09:42,648 --> 00:09:43,716 Gifts. 324 00:09:43,783 --> 00:09:45,084 Free�delivery. 325 00:09:45,151 --> 00:09:46,586 On�behalf�of�your�boss. 326 00:09:46,652 --> 00:09:48,821 On�behalf�of�Shazam�Moving. 327 00:09:48,822 --> 00:09:51,122 Supposed�to�be�all�you�guys, but�it's�all�good,�just�me. 328 00:09:51,123 --> 00:09:52,791 Not�even�Eric,�my�own�brother! 329 00:09:52,792 --> 00:09:55,060 He's�probably�at�home beatin'�his�meat. 330 00:09:55,061 --> 00:09:56,681 Where�the�fuck�is�my�truck? 331 00:09:58,297 --> 00:10:00,333 Yeah,�is�this�Brampton? 332 00:10:00,334 --> 00:10:02,133 It's�a�white�fuckin'�giant�truck and�somebody�took�it. 333 00:10:02,134 --> 00:10:03,994 You�can't�see�that�on�your�end? 334 00:10:03,995 --> 00:10:05,770 I�don't�know�my�fuckin' licence�plate�right�now! 335 00:10:05,771 --> 00:10:07,138 How�can�somebody tow�my�entire�truck 336 00:10:07,139 --> 00:10:08,807 but�not�leave�no�contact�info? 337 00:10:08,808 --> 00:10:10,442 Put�a�business�card under�a�rock,�nigga! 338 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:12,177 It's�a�fuckin'�giant�truck with�a�genie�on�it. 339 00:10:12,178 --> 00:10:14,212 Have�you�seen�it? Why�is�it�in�Mississauga?! 340 00:10:14,213 --> 00:10:16,247 I'm�in�the�middle of�doing�charity�work! 341 00:10:16,248 --> 00:10:17,650 Grow�a�heart! 342 00:10:17,717 --> 00:10:18,951 It's�Christmas! 343 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:20,418 This�is�why�people�do�bad�shit. 344 00:10:20,419 --> 00:10:22,788 This�is�how�it�starts. 345 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:23,888 All�right,�where's�your�truck? Lemme�come�take�that�shit. 346 00:10:23,889 --> 00:10:24,923 Yeah,�I�can�hold. 347 00:10:24,924 --> 00:10:26,359 -[phone�beeps] -Fuck! 348 00:10:26,425 --> 00:10:27,827 Fuck�them�kids,�bruh. 349 00:10:27,893 --> 00:10:29,261 Fuck�them�damn�kids. 350 00:10:29,328 --> 00:10:30,896 That's�what�I�shoulda�said. 351 00:10:30,963 --> 00:10:32,198 [sighs] 352 00:10:32,264 --> 00:10:34,867 -The�mandem�are�hoopin'. 353 00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:36,401 [basketball�game playing�on�phone] 354 00:10:36,402 --> 00:10:39,105 Make�sure�the�parlay hits�today,�cro. 355 00:10:39,912 --> 00:10:43,441 -[phone�buzzing] -What�the�hell? 356 00:10:43,442 --> 00:10:45,244 This�guy�never�calls�me. 357 00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:47,613 Yo,�Evs,�wah�gwan? 358 00:10:47,614 --> 00:10:49,214 EVERETT:�[phone]�Yo,�you�gotta be�the�only�guy�I�know 359 00:10:49,215 --> 00:10:50,548 who'd�put�in�work�on�Christmas. 360 00:10:50,549 --> 00:10:52,117 TYCO:�[phone] Come�on,�man. 361 00:10:52,118 --> 00:10:54,352 You�know�I'm�'bout�my�cheese. Talk�to�me. 362 00:10:54,353 --> 00:10:55,854 EVERETT:�How�fast�can�you�meet me�in�Brampton�with�the�truck? 363 00:10:55,855 --> 00:10:57,188 I�got�50�an�hour�for�you. 364 00:10:57,189 --> 00:10:58,691 -I�be�there�pretty�quick. 365 00:10:58,758 --> 00:11:00,960 [knocking�on�door] 366 00:11:00,961 --> 00:11:02,494 DELIVERY�MAN:�Hey, are�you�Eric�Saunders? 367 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:03,962 -Yeah,�come�in. It's�fuckin'�cold. 368 00:11:03,963 --> 00:11:05,296 DELIVERY�MAN:�Amazing, yeah,�for�sure. 369 00:11:05,297 --> 00:11:06,297 ERIC:�Ah,�it's�cold out�there,�man! 370 00:11:06,298 --> 00:11:07,867 -Yeah,�it�really�is. 371 00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:09,167 -Sorry,�just�gotta check�these�cookies. 372 00:11:09,168 --> 00:11:11,002 -Yeah,�no�worries. -Okay.�We're�good. 373 00:11:11,003 --> 00:11:13,039 Oh,�man. 374 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:15,173 -Did�you�order�the�Super�Quantum Calm�Shiatsu�Deep�Tissue 375 00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:16,508 Back�and�Neck�Massager with�heat? 376 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,344 -I�did,�yeah,�yeah. 377 00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:19,511 -Amazing. I'll�just�get�you�to�sign�here. 378 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:21,112 Hold�on�one�second. Let�me�just�scan�it. 379 00:11:21,113 --> 00:11:22,548 -Yeah. 380 00:11:22,549 --> 00:11:24,282 -Oh,�flashlight. This�new�technology. 381 00:11:24,283 --> 00:11:25,785 [scanner�beeps] 382 00:11:25,786 --> 00:11:27,052 I'll�just�get�you to�sign�right�here. 383 00:11:27,053 --> 00:11:29,755 -Yeah. -Hoo-whee! 384 00:11:29,822 --> 00:11:31,390 No�way,�Bluetooth? 385 00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:32,957 ERIC:�Here�you�go. DELIVERY�MAN:�Yeah. 386 00:11:32,958 --> 00:11:34,460 Here�you�go. 387 00:11:34,493 --> 00:11:36,696 -Thank�you,�thank�you. -Wow,�yeah... 388 00:11:36,697 --> 00:11:38,830 This�is�like the�Bentley�of�back�rests. 389 00:11:38,831 --> 00:11:40,833 -Yeah? -Yeah,�yeah,�yeah. 390 00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:43,134 -Wow.�Damn. I�don't�know�too�much�about�it. 391 00:11:43,135 --> 00:11:44,936 I�just�did�a�quick�review, and,�uh... 392 00:11:44,937 --> 00:11:47,073 -Low�voltage,�20�minutes. 393 00:11:47,139 --> 00:11:48,189 Oh! 394 00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:49,942 ERIC:�Yeah. 395 00:11:49,943 --> 00:11:51,943 -Three...�Ooh! Rechargeable,�rechargeable. 396 00:11:51,944 --> 00:11:53,979 -Rechargeable,�yeah, that's�nice. 397 00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:55,046 -Yeah,�you�see�it�comes�with a�little�remote�control 398 00:11:55,047 --> 00:11:56,148 over�there? 399 00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:57,615 -Yeah,�I�do�see�that,�yeah. 400 00:11:57,616 --> 00:11:58,483 -Yeah,�that's�the�one right�there. 401 00:11:58,484 --> 00:11:59,534 -Yeah,�bro. 402 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:01,921 DELIVERY�MAN:�Man... 403 00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:04,989 Ooh-whee,�the�Super�Quantum Calm�Shiatsu�Deep�Tissue�Back... 404 00:12:04,990 --> 00:12:06,091 Yep,�that's�the�one�right�there. 405 00:12:06,092 --> 00:12:07,092 ERIC:�Yeah. 406 00:12:07,093 --> 00:12:09,061 -Ohhh... 407 00:12:09,128 --> 00:12:10,329 -You�moaning? 408 00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:11,864 -My�bad,�my�bad,�my�bad. 409 00:12:11,865 --> 00:12:13,198 -You're�good. Thank�you,�bro. 410 00:12:13,199 --> 00:12:14,499 Appreciate�it. Merry�Christ- 411 00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:15,800 -Yeah,�I�just�got my�back�blown�out. 412 00:12:15,801 --> 00:12:17,435 I�got�my�back�blown�out. You�see�right�here? 413 00:12:17,436 --> 00:12:19,138 -Oh�yeah,�okay. 414 00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:20,405 -Yeah,�about�a�month�ago on�a�delivery�here. 415 00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:21,906 That's�how�I�know all�about�this. 416 00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:23,743 -Yeah,�you�guys�work�hard. 417 00:12:23,744 --> 00:12:24,676 -Yeah,�I�watch�reviews on�this�non-stop.�Oh... 418 00:12:24,677 --> 00:12:26,879 -Yeah. -Are�you�gonna�open�that�now? 419 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:28,480 -No,�it's�actually�a�Christmas gift�for�my�brother,�so... 420 00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:29,981 -Oh,�that's�cool. It's�cool,�it's�cool. 421 00:12:29,982 --> 00:12:31,984 My�bad. Ooh-whee. 422 00:12:32,051 --> 00:12:33,886 Yeah,�okay,�okay. 423 00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:35,353 I�wish�I�didn't�hurt�my�back. 424 00:12:35,354 --> 00:12:36,404 Man... 425 00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:37,472 -Yeah. 426 00:12:37,523 --> 00:12:39,425 -Holy�fuck... 427 00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:41,259 I�just�wanted�to�see�it, like,�in�real�life. 428 00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:44,029 Oh... Damn... 429 00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:45,831 Oh,�man. 430 00:12:45,832 --> 00:12:47,165 ERIC:�This�guy's�just�moanin'. 431 00:12:47,166 --> 00:12:48,566 DELIVERY�MAN:�Yeah,�yeah,�yeah. 432 00:12:48,567 --> 00:12:50,469 Yeah... Ho-ly! 433 00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:51,503 ERIC:�So,�we're�good,�yeah? I�signed,�right? 434 00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:53,204 -Oh,�yeah,�yeah. Fam,�my�bad,�my�bad. 435 00:12:53,205 --> 00:12:54,906 But�if�you�need anyone�to�test�it... 436 00:12:54,907 --> 00:12:56,174 -Yeah. -You�know�who�to�call. 437 00:12:56,175 --> 00:12:57,609 You�know�where�to�find�me,�sir. 438 00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:58,943 -I�absolutely�don't. -Have�a�good�one. 439 00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:01,046 -Thank�you,�man. Merry�Christmas. 440 00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:02,447 -Let�me�just�triple�check. I�think�I've�gotta�scan�it- 441 00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:04,250 ERIC:�My�bro,�my�bro,�my�bro! 442 00:13:04,316 --> 00:13:06,519 EVERETT:�Oh,�holy�speed. 443 00:13:06,585 --> 00:13:07,953 Bro!�Yo! 444 00:13:08,020 --> 00:13:10,256 It's�for�the�yout'�dem. 445 00:13:10,257 --> 00:13:11,489 -Oh,�go�fuck�the�yout'�dem! -No,�you�can't�be�doing�that. 446 00:13:11,490 --> 00:13:13,091 -How�you�lose�your�truck,�guy? 447 00:13:13,092 --> 00:13:14,526 How�you�let�a�next�man zoink�your�truck? 448 00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:16,594 -I�know,�I�know. Fuckin'�stupid,�man. 449 00:13:16,595 --> 00:13:18,062 But�yo,�real�talk,�man. Thanks�for�doin'�this,�man. 450 00:13:18,063 --> 00:13:20,166 You're�really�bailin'�me�out. 451 00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:21,199 -Bro,�put�the�hand�down,�man. You're�swingin'�me�bones. 452 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:22,567 Straight. -What,�yeah.�Easy. 453 00:13:22,568 --> 00:13:24,937 I'ma�pop�the�trunk. 454 00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:26,171 -Yo,�you're�not�poppin'�nothin' until�you�swing�me�back 455 00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:28,072 my�23�bones for�this�stupid�rental,�bro. 456 00:13:28,073 --> 00:13:30,075 -Oh,�yeah,�easy. Easy.�I�got�you. 457 00:13:30,076 --> 00:13:31,609 -Yeah,�I'm�good. -Bro,�easy. 458 00:13:31,610 --> 00:13:33,379 I�owe�you�three. 459 00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:35,280 -Yeah,�you�owe�me�1-0-3, a�bill�an�hour. 460 00:13:35,281 --> 00:13:36,901 I�need�you�to�agree�on�that. 461 00:13:36,916 --> 00:13:38,417 -Bill�an�hour? -Yeah! 462 00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:40,452 -What�happened�to�50�an�hour? 463 00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:42,187 -I�don't�care�what�we�talked about,�'cause�from�then, 464 00:13:42,188 --> 00:13:44,155 I�had�bare�people blowin'�up�my�line 465 00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:46,859 from�frickin'�Owen�Sound, saying,�"Yo"- 466 00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:48,927 Can't�even�tell�you what�they�wanted�me�to�do 467 00:13:48,928 --> 00:13:51,096 over�there, but�just�know,�motion. 468 00:13:51,097 --> 00:13:54,132 So�it's�about�to�be�a�bill an�hour,�and�it�is�what�it�is. 469 00:13:54,133 --> 00:13:56,201 I�don't�wanna�hear no�complaining,�nothin'. 470 00:13:56,202 --> 00:13:57,903 EVERETT:�Holy�smokes. 471 00:13:57,904 --> 00:14:02,941 Okay,�I�don't�have�that�type of�cash�on�me�right�now. 472 00:14:02,942 --> 00:14:04,876 And�you�gotta put�that�shit�out,�bro. 473 00:14:04,877 --> 00:14:06,244 I�can't�be�smelling�like�weed on�these�pick-ups. 474 00:14:06,245 --> 00:14:07,378 This�is�church�shit. 475 00:14:07,379 --> 00:14:09,248 -Kush�is�my�religion,�nigga! 476 00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:10,682 Wait,�are�you�gonna�tell�me I�can't�light�my�tree 477 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:12,618 on�Christmas? Are�you�blem? 478 00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:14,385 -Shit,�shit,�shit,�shit,�shit! Fuck! 479 00:14:14,386 --> 00:14:17,289 [smoke�alarm�beeping] 480 00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:21,594 ? 481 00:14:21,660 --> 00:14:25,898 ? 482 00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:30,269 [fast-paced�jazz�music] 483 00:14:30,336 --> 00:14:34,907 ? 484 00:14:34,974 --> 00:14:37,576 ? 485 00:14:37,643 --> 00:14:39,511 [glass�shatters] 486 00:14:39,578 --> 00:14:40,628 [sighs] 487 00:14:40,629 --> 00:14:43,681 EVERETT:�So,�you�can smoke�and�drive? 488 00:14:43,682 --> 00:14:45,383 -You're�watchin'�me smoke�and�drive,�no? 489 00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:47,118 -So,�what�happens when�you�get�pulled�over? 490 00:14:47,119 --> 00:14:48,720 -By�the�time�they see�me�smokin'�my�tree, 491 00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,522 my�tree's�already�smoked,�cro. 492 00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:52,023 -Yeah,�except�now you�smell�like�weed. 493 00:14:52,024 --> 00:14:53,726 -So�what? 494 00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:55,260 They�can't�make�me jump�out�de�whip�for�dat. 495 00:14:55,261 --> 00:14:57,162 And�even�if�they�do,�what? 496 00:14:57,196 --> 00:15:01,200 "What�weed,�officer? Where's�the�kush,�officer?" 497 00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:02,600 -And�then�what�about the�seven�blunts 498 00:15:02,601 --> 00:15:04,002 you�have�rolled�in�the�car? 499 00:15:04,003 --> 00:15:06,272 -They're�not�seein'�dat. 500 00:15:06,338 --> 00:15:09,341 They're�not�seeing dat�at�all,�cro. 501 00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:11,042 -Bro,�how�do�you�even drive�like�that? 502 00:15:11,043 --> 00:15:12,043 Can�you�see? 503 00:15:12,044 --> 00:15:13,145 -Huh? 504 00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:14,345 -How�do�you�drive�like�this? 505 00:15:14,346 --> 00:15:16,649 -Wha...? -Like�a�shrimp. 506 00:15:16,650 --> 00:15:19,117 -Bro,�if�I�knew�this�was�'bout to�be�a�deposition�interview, 507 00:15:19,118 --> 00:15:20,718 like,�I�would�never take�the�job,�bro. 508 00:15:20,719 --> 00:15:22,554 Enough,�bro. -My�bad,�my�bad. 509 00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:24,389 -I�see,�and�my�eye�line is�proper,�bro. 510 00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:26,057 -I'm�just�concerned�about our�safety,�that's�all. 511 00:15:26,058 --> 00:15:27,425 -Fuck,�bro,�you're�bless. 512 00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:29,261 Hold�the�wheel�real�quick. 513 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:30,695 -What�do�you�mean? -Hold�the�wheel�real�quick. 514 00:15:30,696 --> 00:15:32,397 -Bro,�what�the�fuck? What�do�you�mean? 515 00:15:32,398 --> 00:15:33,665 Dawg,�watch�the�road,�bro! 516 00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:34,732 -I�dropped�my�lighter,�cro. 517 00:15:34,733 --> 00:15:36,302 I�got�it,�I�got�it. 518 00:15:36,368 --> 00:15:38,337 This�guy's�paranoid,�bro. 519 00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:39,771 -Yo,�watch�out,�nigga! -[tires�squealing,�thudding] 520 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,240 -Where? 521 00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:45,144 [upbeat�Motown�music] 522 00:15:45,210 --> 00:15:50,683 ? 523 00:15:50,749 --> 00:15:56,689 ? 524 00:15:56,755 --> 00:15:59,325 ? 525 00:15:59,391 --> 00:16:01,226 EVERETT:�Fuck,�yeah,�man, 526 00:16:01,227 --> 00:16:03,261 just�a�stop�at�Queen�and�Kennedy and�we're�good. 527 00:16:03,262 --> 00:16:05,364 Holy�shit,�we�actually�did�it. 528 00:16:05,431 --> 00:16:08,167 Tyco�and�Everett saves�Christmas,�huh? 529 00:16:08,233 --> 00:16:10,269 -I�showed�you,�fams. 530 00:16:10,336 --> 00:16:13,639 Everything�will�be�bless. 531 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,473 -Man,�let�me�hit�that�shit real�quick,�man. 532 00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:16,775 Let�me�try�that. 533 00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:17,675 -It's�loud�shit,�though, eh,�dawg. 534 00:16:17,676 --> 00:16:19,111 -Bro,�I'm�not�a�baby. 535 00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:21,045 Come�on,�bro, lemme�hit�that�shit. 536 00:16:21,046 --> 00:16:22,480 -Bro,�it's�loud�as�fuck. -Bro,�I've�smoked�weed�before. 537 00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:23,983 -Yeah? -Yeah,�yeah. 538 00:16:23,984 --> 00:16:25,450 Bro,�they�used�to�call�me Horse�Lungs. 539 00:16:25,451 --> 00:16:27,452 -[horse�neighing] -Horse�Lungs,�yeah? 540 00:16:27,453 --> 00:16:29,221 Hold�that�shit,�lil'�nigga. 541 00:16:29,254 --> 00:16:31,844 -You've�been�coalsin' off�this�shit�all�day. 542 00:16:32,624 --> 00:16:36,328 [coughing�violently] 543 00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,396 TYCO:�That�one's�extra�spicy, cro,�my�fault. 544 00:16:38,397 --> 00:16:40,087 -Oh,�fuck�the�cherry! -What? 545 00:16:40,132 --> 00:16:41,332 -The�cherry�flew�off. 546 00:16:41,367 --> 00:16:42,868 -Where,�in�the�whip? 547 00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:44,702 -It�flew�in,�but�it definitely�flew- 548 00:16:44,703 --> 00:16:46,504 -Did�it�fly�in,�or�it�fly�out? -[coughing] 549 00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:48,606 It�flew�in,�but�it�flew�out, I'm�pretty�sure. 550 00:16:48,607 --> 00:16:50,341 No,�it's�out, it's�out,�for�sure. 551 00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:52,544 -Whatever,�man. 552 00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:54,445 -Yeah,�man,�we're�good. My�bad,�here's�the�rest. 553 00:16:54,446 --> 00:16:56,682 -Nah,�hol'�dat. I�have�a�fresh�one. 554 00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:59,851 You're�coughin'�up�the�place like�say�you�have�fuckin'�Covid. 555 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:02,488 -[coughs]�Ah,�is�there anthrax�in�this? 556 00:17:02,489 --> 00:17:04,756 -I�just�put�a�little�bit 'a�grabba�in�that,�man. 557 00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:06,524 -Holy- -I�didn't�make�it�too�spicy! 558 00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:07,693 -Holy�spice! 559 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,394 -Yo,�this�guy's�not�Jamaican! 560 00:17:09,395 --> 00:17:10,462 -Fuck�this�shit. 561 00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:15,667 [fast-paced�jazz�music] 562 00:17:15,734 --> 00:17:21,073 ? 563 00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:22,641 Yo. 564 00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:23,441 EVERETT:�Yes,�Pastor, Merry�Christmas. 565 00:17:23,442 --> 00:17:25,044 PASTOR:�God�bless�you. 566 00:17:25,110 --> 00:17:26,478 -Got�it�done. 567 00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:27,845 -Amazing,�amazing. You�got�it�done. 568 00:17:27,846 --> 00:17:29,313 EVERETT:�I'm�happy I�could�save�Christmas 569 00:17:29,314 --> 00:17:30,381 for�the�less�fortunate. 570 00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:32,284 -What's�that�smell,�ganja? 571 00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:34,252 -Oh,�yes,�my�driver,�Tyco, he�has�a�smoking�problem. 572 00:17:34,253 --> 00:17:35,888 TYCO:�[coughing] Holy�shit. 573 00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:37,155 -Maybe�he�could�do a�little�prayer�for�him. 574 00:17:37,156 --> 00:17:39,058 He's�smokin'�a�lot. 575 00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:40,525 -Is�that�truck�smoking? -Yeah,�the�window's�down. 576 00:17:40,526 --> 00:17:41,859 Oh,�fuck,�my�cherry! Oh...! 577 00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:43,362 Yo,�Tyco,�pop�the�back! 578 00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:44,595 Pop�the�back,�pop�the�back? 579 00:17:44,596 --> 00:17:45,596 -What? -The�back,�bro! 580 00:17:45,597 --> 00:17:46,731 TYCO:�Pop�your�back? 581 00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:48,700 Your�cherry? 582 00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:49,834 -My�cherry,�bro,�I�thought it�flew�out�the�window! 583 00:17:49,835 --> 00:17:51,203 No! 584 00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:52,203 -Jesus�keep�me�near�the�cross! 585 00:17:52,204 --> 00:17:53,705 [all�shouting] 586 00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:55,173 -I�told�you�the�cherry wasn't�out,�bro! 587 00:17:55,174 --> 00:17:56,942 PASTOR:�Bonfire! 588 00:17:56,943 --> 00:17:58,443 Look�how�you�mash�up the�pitney�dem�Christmas! 589 00:17:58,444 --> 00:18:00,878 You�is�a�waste�yout',�you�know! You's�a�waste�yout'! 590 00:18:00,879 --> 00:18:03,515 [fire�extinguisher�whooshing] 591 00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:06,251 -It's�bless. -Lord�have�his�mercy! 592 00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:07,785 Everett,�wah�mi a�go�tell�di�family 593 00:18:07,786 --> 00:18:08,920 and�di�pitney�dem,�Everett? 594 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,556 -My�bad. 595 00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:12,256 -You�a�gon'�be�here fi�say�"My�bad"? 596 00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:14,593 You�want�me�fi�say�"My�bad"?! 597 00:18:14,660 --> 00:18:16,830 -Just�say�it�wasn't�my�bad, straight. 598 00:18:16,831 --> 00:18:19,564 -Whether�your�bad,�or�your�bad, or�the�next�bwoy! 599 00:18:19,565 --> 00:18:21,699 You�know,�si�seh�all�a�di�gifts, dem�burn�up! 600 00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:23,301 -Bro,�we�still�did�a�good�deed! 601 00:18:23,302 --> 00:18:24,769 We�spent�all�day picking�up�these�gifts. 602 00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:27,072 We�dropped�it�off�at�the�church. 603 00:18:27,073 --> 00:18:28,940 -And�look�'pon�di�gifts�dem�now! Look�how�dem�crisp�up,�crisp�up! 604 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,709 Ah,�look�'pon�de�bear! 605 00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:32,643 Better�we�did�leave�them at�the�warehouse! 606 00:18:32,644 --> 00:18:33,778 -Yeah,�fuck,�you're�right,�man. 607 00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:35,246 -Enough�with�the�bad�words! 608 00:18:35,247 --> 00:18:36,247 -Okay,�we're�outside. I�thought- 609 00:18:36,248 --> 00:18:37,816 -I�said�enough! 610 00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:38,616 TYCO:�You're�still payin'�me�my�bread. 611 00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:40,017 Give�a�fuck�about�a�holiday. 612 00:18:40,018 --> 00:18:42,521 -[intense�organ�music] -My�fault. 613 00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:44,856 -Errol,�I�might�have�an�idea to�save�Christmas 614 00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:46,524 if�we�still�have�time�to�go to�Oakville�and�Peterborough. 615 00:18:46,525 --> 00:18:48,560 -Oakville? 616 00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:51,263 -Right�now, mi�nuh�have�no�choice. 617 00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:52,864 -That's�exactly�why we�might�be�projected 618 00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:54,485 to�have�a�blessed�Christmas. 619 00:18:54,486 --> 00:18:55,733 -What�that�supposed�to�mean? 620 00:18:55,734 --> 00:18:56,969 -Call�Hassan. 621 00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:58,436 HASSAN:�No�matter�how�far�I�go, 622 00:18:58,437 --> 00:19:00,371 you�manage�to�bring�me back�to�work,�eh? 623 00:19:00,372 --> 00:19:01,806 -But�yo,�break�down this�operation�real�quick 624 00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:03,575 before�we�reach. 625 00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:04,775 -So,�basically,�for�$250�cash... You�have�that? 626 00:19:04,776 --> 00:19:05,810 -Yeah,�yeah. 627 00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:07,045 -For�sure? 628 00:19:07,046 --> 00:19:08,212 -Yeah,�I�got�cash. Pure�cash. 629 00:19:08,213 --> 00:19:09,448 TYCO:�Pure,�eh? 630 00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:10,681 -Bro,�watch�the�road. -Okay. 631 00:19:10,682 --> 00:19:11,349 -What're�you�doing? -All�right. 632 00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:12,985 -Yeah? 633 00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:13,684 -There's�a�bunch�of,�like, mystery�pallets. 634 00:19:13,685 --> 00:19:15,387 -Yeah. 635 00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:16,554 -You�gotta�figure�out which�one�you�want. 636 00:19:16,555 --> 00:19:17,955 -Okay. -And�then�it's�all�you. 637 00:19:17,956 --> 00:19:19,423 -Okay,�and�what's the�worst�thing 638 00:19:19,424 --> 00:19:21,559 that�could�possibly�be in�these�boxes? 639 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:22,927 -Pssht,�honestly,�it�could�be anything,�which�is�a�sick�thing. 640 00:19:22,928 --> 00:19:24,429 -Mmm. 641 00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:25,796 -But�a�scary�one at�the�same�time. 642 00:19:25,797 --> 00:19:27,232 -I�should�be�scared? 643 00:19:27,233 --> 00:19:28,766 -I�mean,�one�time, one�of�my�boys, 644 00:19:28,767 --> 00:19:30,535 he�got�like�a�thousand drones�in�one�pallet. 645 00:19:30,536 --> 00:19:31,569 -Really? -Drones? 646 00:19:31,570 --> 00:19:32,771 -Yeah. -Drones. 647 00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:34,173 -Mm-hm! Crazy�play. 648 00:19:34,239 --> 00:19:35,541 -What? Wow. 649 00:19:35,607 --> 00:19:37,442 -But�then�he�also�got,�like, 650 00:19:37,443 --> 00:19:39,377 1,000�bottles�of�baby�oil in�the�next�one,�so... 651 00:19:39,378 --> 00:19:41,280 -Really? 652 00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:42,580 -So,�what's�this�guy's�deal? He's�legit,�or�what? 653 00:19:42,581 --> 00:19:43,948 -Yeah,�he's�legit,�man. Super�legit,�super�legit. 654 00:19:43,949 --> 00:19:46,118 -Yeah? Oh,�okay,�bless. 655 00:19:46,119 --> 00:19:46,851 -His�business�model�is completely�illegal,�though. 656 00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:47,418 [intense�organ�music] 657 00:19:47,419 --> 00:19:49,054 [intense�organ�music] 658 00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:51,455 HASSAN:�So�sry�to�do�this to�you�last-minute,�Ram�Riddlez. 659 00:19:51,456 --> 00:19:53,824 -Nah,�Christmas�is�the�blessest time�of�year�for�me,�broski. 660 00:19:53,825 --> 00:19:55,755 Come�on,�no�better�time than�now. 661 00:19:55,756 --> 00:19:57,395 TYCO:�Pure�motion�for�this�guy. EVERETT:�Oh,�wow. 662 00:19:57,396 --> 00:19:59,631 TYCO:�Pure�business�a�gwan. 663 00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:02,366 EVERETT:�Ho-ly,�so�any�one�of these�stacks�for�two�bills? 664 00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:04,469 RAM:�Yes. 665 00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:06,737 Just�give�Ram�the�loot, you�pick�a�stack,�then�scoot. 666 00:20:06,738 --> 00:20:09,340 -And�there's�no�way�we�can�take a�peek�inside�before�we�buy? 667 00:20:09,341 --> 00:20:10,875 -Listen,�you�touch,�you�buy. 668 00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:11,842 Step�aside,�please, please,�please. 669 00:20:11,843 --> 00:20:13,011 Listen,�listen. 670 00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,905 It�could�be�a�parts�for�a�Viper. 671 00:20:14,913 --> 00:20:16,748 Could�be�a�thousand�diapers. 672 00:20:16,815 --> 00:20:18,717 I�don't�know. 673 00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,918 TYCO:�When�you�say you�intercept�these�packages, 674 00:20:20,919 --> 00:20:22,954 you�wanna�elaborate�on�that just�so�I�understand? 675 00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:25,356 -Yo,�relax.�It's�not- -Don't�watch�Ram,�yo. 676 00:20:25,357 --> 00:20:26,557 EVERETT:�It's�not�the�time,�bro. 677 00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:28,327 -Watch�and�get�out. 678 00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:29,694 TYCO:�I'm�not�watchin' nothin'�but�operation 679 00:20:29,695 --> 00:20:31,262 just�so�I�can�make�my�bread. 680 00:20:31,263 --> 00:20:32,463 You�don't�want�mans�to�eat? 681 00:20:32,464 --> 00:20:33,731 -Yo,�Ram,�don't�give�a�damn. 682 00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:35,200 Pick�your�stack... 683 00:20:35,267 --> 00:20:36,835 and�scram,�yeah! 684 00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:38,869 TYCO:�This�guy's frickin'�dissin',�bro. 685 00:20:38,870 --> 00:20:39,904 -Does�he�always�rhyme? 686 00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:41,473 HASSAN:�Yeah,�yeah,�yeah. 687 00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:42,907 I�think�he�has�authentism or�something. 688 00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:44,876 Okay,�okay,�okay,�okay... 689 00:20:44,877 --> 00:20:46,744 RAM:�So,�which�stack�will�it�be? 690 00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:48,647 Just�tell�Ram-my. 691 00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:50,481 -I'm�gettin'�good�vibes from�this�one�right�here, 692 00:20:50,482 --> 00:20:51,482 you�know,�cro. 693 00:20:51,483 --> 00:20:52,751 -Really? -Really. 694 00:20:52,818 --> 00:20:54,653 -What�is�it? How�can�you�tell? 695 00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:56,387 -'Cause�the�man's�tryin' to�play�a�mental�warfare, 696 00:20:56,388 --> 00:20:58,489 leanin'�on�the�box, thinkin'�we�won't�select�it. 697 00:20:58,490 --> 00:20:59,558 Choose�this�one. 698 00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:01,059 -Yeah? -Yeah. 699 00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:02,426 EVERETT:�You're�sure? TYCO:�Yeah. 700 00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:03,894 -Okay,�fuck�it. Let's�do�two�for�safety. 701 00:21:03,895 --> 00:21:06,265 Let's�do�this�one. And�then... 702 00:21:06,331 --> 00:21:07,833 And�then... 703 00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:09,634 -Yo,�just�do eeny,�meeny,�miny,�moe. 704 00:21:09,635 --> 00:21:11,737 Pick�a�box,�so�we�can�go. 705 00:21:11,803 --> 00:21:13,572 [chuckles] You�like�that�one? 706 00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:14,905 -Ram,�could�you�choose�for�us? 707 00:21:14,906 --> 00:21:16,775 -Not�trying�to�be�a�dick,�but... 708 00:21:16,842 --> 00:21:19,011 it's�kind�of�a�hard decision�'cause... 709 00:21:19,077 --> 00:21:23,282 Ram�doing�a�scan�for�a�man isn't�really�part�of�the�plan 710 00:21:23,348 --> 00:21:24,716 unless�you�got�a�band. 711 00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:26,285 EVERETT:�Oh,�no,�no,�no. 712 00:21:26,286 --> 00:21:27,785 -Talkin'�about�green, no�eggs�and�ham. 713 00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:29,288 -Okay,�okay. 714 00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:30,554 -This�guy�has all�these�rhymes,�bro. 715 00:21:30,555 --> 00:21:32,724 -Okay,�okay... Not�this�one? 716 00:21:32,725 --> 00:21:35,426 TYCO:�I'm�feelin'�another�vibe from�this�one�right�here. 717 00:21:35,427 --> 00:21:37,662 I�don't�know�if�it's�'cause�it's running�right�here�and�here. 718 00:21:37,663 --> 00:21:39,298 -Really? 719 00:21:39,299 --> 00:21:40,531 -Maybe�it's�'cause I'm�in�a�force�field, 720 00:21:40,532 --> 00:21:42,567 I'm�just�feeling�somethin'... 721 00:21:42,568 --> 00:21:44,402 All�right,�just�need�to�trust�me on�this�one,�big�bro. 722 00:21:44,403 --> 00:21:46,371 -Okay,�so�not�this�one? 723 00:21:46,372 --> 00:21:47,438 'Cause�I'm�getting�good�vibes from�this�one,�too. 724 00:21:47,439 --> 00:21:48,773 -Nah,�the�man's smirkin'�way�too�much. 725 00:21:48,774 --> 00:21:50,542 Step�away�from�that�one. 726 00:21:50,543 --> 00:21:52,043 The�man�knows�some�fuckery's in�that�one,�bro. 727 00:21:52,044 --> 00:21:54,378 You�gotta�read�this�guy,�bro. Look�at�his�face,�bro! 728 00:21:54,379 --> 00:21:55,746 EVERETT:�And�you're�firm on�this�one? 729 00:21:55,747 --> 00:21:57,437 -Bro,�I'm�firm,�bro. Trust�me. 730 00:21:57,438 --> 00:21:58,983 These�two,�they�got�me�pumped. 731 00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:01,285 You�never�been in�a�casino�with�me,�eh? 732 00:22:01,286 --> 00:22:04,655 If�you�ever�seen�my�casino�wins, you'd�take�these�two�for�spins. 733 00:22:04,656 --> 00:22:07,993 HASSAN:�Ah! TYCO:�Hail�me,�cro. 734 00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:09,461 Okay,�okay. 735 00:22:09,528 --> 00:22:14,466 [truck�beeping] 736 00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:16,801 HASSAN:�Yo,�let's�just�drop this�off�and�dip�to�be�safe. 737 00:22:16,802 --> 00:22:18,470 TYCO:�What? Bun�that. 738 00:22:18,471 --> 00:22:20,771 Tryin'�to�bust�these�open and�see�wah�gwan. 739 00:22:20,772 --> 00:22:22,139 Take�a�likkle�one,�two for�Tycs. 740 00:22:22,140 --> 00:22:23,975 EVERETT:�Bro,�bust�what? 741 00:22:23,976 --> 00:22:24,742 You're�gettin'�paid for�your�hard�work. 742 00:22:24,743 --> 00:22:26,210 -You're�not�payin'�me�in�items. 743 00:22:26,211 --> 00:22:27,545 -Okay,�but�this�is for�the�families. 744 00:22:27,546 --> 00:22:28,646 -[kisses�teeth] Bun�the�families,�cro. 745 00:22:28,647 --> 00:22:30,682 Like,�who�cares? 746 00:22:30,683 --> 00:22:31,549 -We�should�definitely�check�out what's�what�before- 747 00:22:31,550 --> 00:22:33,017 PASTOR:�Before�what? EVERETT:�Uh... 748 00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:34,318 PASTOR:�What's goin'�on�over�there? 749 00:22:34,319 --> 00:22:35,086 EVERETT:�We�got�more�gifts. Bigger�batch. 750 00:22:35,087 --> 00:22:36,455 Christmas�is�back. 751 00:22:36,456 --> 00:22:37,988 -Ha-ha! Thank�you�so�much. 752 00:22:37,989 --> 00:22:39,358 Praise�God. 753 00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:40,825 EVERETT:�Ah, you�can�stay�there! 754 00:22:40,826 --> 00:22:42,259 You're�good�there, you're�good�there. 755 00:22:42,260 --> 00:22:43,661 You�can�do�your�thing, and�then�we're�gonna 756 00:22:43,662 --> 00:22:45,096 stage�it�out and�figure�out�what's�what. 757 00:22:45,097 --> 00:22:46,598 Get�it�all�organized. 758 00:22:46,599 --> 00:22:47,531 -All�right. Thank�you,�Father. 759 00:22:47,532 --> 00:22:49,092 Yuh�bad,�you�know,�Everett. 760 00:22:49,093 --> 00:22:50,000 EVERETT:�Yeah,�yeah,�yeah. I�told�you,�man. 761 00:22:50,001 --> 00:22:51,321 This�better�be�blessed. 762 00:22:51,322 --> 00:22:54,038 -[intense�organ�music] -EVERETT:�Oh,�my�God. 763 00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:55,407 The�fuck? 764 00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:57,490 TYCO:�What's�that? Let�me�hold�one. 765 00:22:58,610 --> 00:23:00,379 Bro... See�what�I'm�sayin'? 766 00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:01,612 -[quietly]�Bro,�these are�fuckin'�penis�pumps! 767 00:23:01,613 --> 00:23:02,646 -What? -These�are�fuckin'�penis�pumps! 768 00:23:02,647 --> 00:23:04,049 -Ew!�What�the- 769 00:23:04,116 --> 00:23:06,151 What�the�fuck,�bro? 770 00:23:06,152 --> 00:23:08,519 PASTOR:�Stop�the�cursing in�the�house�of�the�Lord! 771 00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:10,822 What's�going�on�here? 772 00:23:10,823 --> 00:23:11,889 EVERETT:�Sorry,�no,�no,�we're just-�we're�getting�situated. 773 00:23:11,890 --> 00:23:13,657 We're�getting�organized. You�do�you,�you�do�you. 774 00:23:13,658 --> 00:23:15,726 -[kisses�teeth] -I'll�call�you�over. 775 00:23:15,727 --> 00:23:17,628 HASSAN:�I�told�you�guys, it's�gonna�be�a�scam�with�Ram, 776 00:23:17,629 --> 00:23:20,699 and�now�we�pissed�off�this�man and�cooked�the�plan! 777 00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:24,102 TYCO:�Yo... Yo,�Ev. 778 00:23:24,103 --> 00:23:25,870 EVERETT:�Bro,�we�got�two�stacks of�fuckin'�penis�pumps,�bro. 779 00:23:25,871 --> 00:23:27,305 Call�your�boy. 780 00:23:27,306 --> 00:23:28,439 -Bro,�he's�not gonna�take�it�back. 781 00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:29,908 -Take�back�what? 782 00:23:29,975 --> 00:23:31,025 Hmm? 783 00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:32,644 Show�me�the�goods. 784 00:23:32,645 --> 00:23:33,744 -You�don't�want to�ruin�the�surprise. 785 00:23:33,745 --> 00:23:35,847 -Show�me�the�goods! 786 00:23:35,914 --> 00:23:37,594 -I'm�just�the�driver,�though. 787 00:23:38,450 --> 00:23:40,685 Just�the�driver... 788 00:23:40,752 --> 00:23:41,853 PASTOR:�But�wait... 789 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:44,022 How�are�dese? 790 00:23:44,023 --> 00:23:46,724 HASSAN:�Yeah,�so�this�says "manual�resuscitation�tank" 791 00:23:46,725 --> 00:23:48,560 in�anime. 792 00:23:48,561 --> 00:23:50,761 EVERETT:�Yeah,�it's�like a�breathing�apparatus 793 00:23:50,762 --> 00:23:51,796 for�the�families. 794 00:23:51,797 --> 00:23:52,964 -[gasping�for�air] 795 00:23:53,031 --> 00:23:54,866 EVERETT:�Yeah,�the�oxygen. 796 00:23:54,867 --> 00:23:56,767 -What�kinda�fuckery you�a�deal�wit,�eeh,�bwoy? 797 00:23:56,768 --> 00:23:58,603 Hmm? 798 00:23:58,604 --> 00:24:00,137 What�kinda�bloodclaat�fuckery you�a�deal�wit? 799 00:24:00,138 --> 00:24:02,674 What�kind�is�this? Penis�pump? 800 00:24:02,741 --> 00:24:03,791 Body�pump? 801 00:24:03,792 --> 00:24:04,842 Inna�di�church? 802 00:24:04,843 --> 00:24:06,545 Body�pump�yuh�mumma! 803 00:24:06,546 --> 00:24:08,979 Unno�muss�drink mad�puss�piss�tuh�rahtid! 804 00:24:08,980 --> 00:24:10,314 Wah�you�take�dis�ting�fah? 805 00:24:10,315 --> 00:24:12,451 Eeh? Wah�you�take�dis�ting�fah? 806 00:24:12,452 --> 00:24:14,051 -You�shouldn't�be�swearing in�the�church,�right? 807 00:24:14,052 --> 00:24:15,553 -Mi�nuh�bloodclaat�care whey�mi�deh! 808 00:24:15,554 --> 00:24:16,955 Unno�set�ah- 809 00:24:17,022 --> 00:24:18,072 Idiot! 810 00:24:19,691 --> 00:24:21,827 Come�out�da�bloodclaat�church! 811 00:24:21,893 --> 00:24:23,361 Yuh�teef! 812 00:24:25,964 --> 00:24:27,432 Mi�seh�come�out! 813 00:24:30,202 --> 00:24:31,803 Ole�jamcrow�dem! 814 00:24:31,870 --> 00:24:34,206 [jazzy�Christmas�music] 815 00:24:34,272 --> 00:24:36,241 [basketball�game�on�TV] 816 00:24:36,242 --> 00:24:37,074 ERIC:�A�hundred�percent I�could've�went�pro 817 00:24:37,075 --> 00:24:38,577 if�I�didn't�hurt�my�knee. 818 00:24:38,643 --> 00:24:40,479 RICKY:�Hmm. 819 00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:41,745 -You�don't�believe�me? 820 00:24:41,746 --> 00:24:44,649 -I�don't�know,�Eric. 821 00:24:44,716 --> 00:24:46,218 It's�hard. 822 00:24:46,219 --> 00:24:47,585 -No,�I�could've- I�could've�went�pro. 823 00:24:47,586 --> 00:24:49,354 -Oh,�yeah? 824 00:24:49,355 --> 00:24:51,121 EVERETT:�[kisses�teeth] See�this�shit,�man. 825 00:24:51,122 --> 00:24:52,691 [opens�and�closes�door] 826 00:24:52,757 --> 00:24:54,526 RICKY:�Look. ERIC:�Hmm? 827 00:24:54,527 --> 00:24:55,860 RICKY:�Santa's�helper's back�from�his�work. 828 00:24:55,861 --> 00:24:58,029 -Ho-ly. 829 00:24:58,030 --> 00:24:59,196 -EVERETT:�Yeah,�funny,�funny. -[Ricky�and�Eric�laughing] 830 00:24:59,197 --> 00:25:00,898 -Yeah,�they�made�you wear�that�all�day? 831 00:25:00,899 --> 00:25:02,132 -Nah,�it's�just end-of-the-day�shit. 832 00:25:02,133 --> 00:25:03,567 It�was�a�fucking�crazy�day. 833 00:25:03,568 --> 00:25:04,803 Long�story. 834 00:25:04,804 --> 00:25:06,103 What�are�you�guys�sayin'? 835 00:25:06,104 --> 00:25:07,806 -Kick�up,�lazy�day. 836 00:25:07,807 --> 00:25:08,873 -Just�watching�football. 837 00:25:08,874 --> 00:25:10,108 -Basketball. 838 00:25:10,141 --> 00:25:12,077 -I�want�to�watch football,�but... 839 00:25:12,078 --> 00:25:13,544 EVERETT:�I�see�that�shit. 840 00:25:13,545 --> 00:25:15,012 You�guys�are�fuckin' slummin'�it. 841 00:25:15,013 --> 00:25:16,747 -Got�you�something�by�the�door, by�the�way. 842 00:25:16,748 --> 00:25:17,816 Merry�Christmas. 843 00:25:17,883 --> 00:25:20,051 -What,�the�garbage? 844 00:25:20,052 --> 00:25:21,852 -Bro,�that's�your�gift! Bro,�that�wasn't�garbage. 845 00:25:21,853 --> 00:25:22,853 -Oh,�fuck,�bitch. 846 00:25:22,854 --> 00:25:24,356 RICKY:�Wow,�Everett. 847 00:25:24,357 --> 00:25:25,856 You�throw�his�gift�out,�man? Really? 848 00:25:25,857 --> 00:25:27,826 -This�isn't�fuckin'�garbage? 849 00:25:27,827 --> 00:25:29,126 -Bro,�you�know�I'm�not that�good�at�wrapping,�so... 850 00:25:29,127 --> 00:25:31,061 -Yeah,�but�that's a�garbage�bag,�Eric. 851 00:25:31,062 --> 00:25:32,596 ERIC:�It's�����wrapped in�a�garbage�bag,�yeah. 852 00:25:32,597 --> 00:25:34,198 -Everett,�put�this in�there�for�me,�too. 853 00:25:34,199 --> 00:25:35,933 -Fuck�off,�man. You�guys�can�fuck�off. 854 00:25:35,934 --> 00:25:37,134 Let�me�see�you�wrap�something. 855 00:25:37,135 --> 00:25:39,170 Just�fuckin'�open�it. 856 00:25:39,171 --> 00:25:40,938 I�dunno�why�you�guys are�making�me�feel�bad,�like... 857 00:25:40,939 --> 00:25:43,073 RICKY:�Yeah,�what�is�it? ERIC:�I�got�����you�the�gift. 858 00:25:43,074 --> 00:25:44,275 -RICKY:�Wow! -["Jingle�Bells"�playing] 859 00:25:44,276 --> 00:25:45,956 ERIC:�Yeah,�yeah,�yeah,�yeah. 860 00:25:45,957 --> 00:25:47,244 It's�for�you�when�you're in�the�truck,�you�know? 861 00:25:47,245 --> 00:25:48,712 Ease�your�pain. -Fuck,�the�truck,�man! 862 00:25:48,713 --> 00:25:50,247 -[music�stops] -What�happened? 863 00:25:50,248 --> 00:25:51,815 ERIC:�This�guy's fuckin'�dissin',�bro. 864 00:25:51,816 --> 00:25:53,083 -Fuck,�no,�no,�no,�no. This�is�sick.�This�is�all- 865 00:25:53,084 --> 00:25:54,586 -That's�the�Bentley. 866 00:25:54,587 --> 00:25:56,020 That's�the�Bentley of�back�massagers. 867 00:25:56,021 --> 00:25:57,488 EVERETT:�Bro,�I�really appreciate�this,�I�do. 868 00:25:57,489 --> 00:25:58,689 -Three�different�modes, three�different�zones. 869 00:25:58,690 --> 00:26:00,224 EVERETT:�Yeah,�yeah,�yeah. ERIC:�Bro! 870 00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:01,225 EVERETT:�You�guys are�chilling,�right? 871 00:26:01,226 --> 00:26:02,826 Ah,�shit. No,�no,�no,�no,�no. 872 00:26:02,827 --> 00:26:04,428 No,�this�is�fuckin'... This�is�sick. 873 00:26:04,429 --> 00:26:06,030 -Do�you? -No,�no,�this�is�sick,�I�just- 874 00:26:06,031 --> 00:26:07,465 -Do�you? -[box�drops] 875 00:26:07,466 --> 00:26:09,066 -You�guys�are�free right�now,�right? 876 00:26:09,067 --> 00:26:10,200 You�guys�say�you're�chillin', lazy�and�shit? 877 00:26:10,201 --> 00:26:12,237 -Watching�TV,�relaxing. 878 00:26:12,238 --> 00:26:13,804 -We�got�a�quick�Mississauga mission.�All�right,�yo. 879 00:26:13,805 --> 00:26:15,774 -No. -What? 880 00:26:15,775 --> 00:26:17,274 -Throw�the�shoes�on. -I'm�not�going�to�'Sauga,�bro. 881 00:26:17,275 --> 00:26:19,209 -Shoes�up. Ricky,�this�is�your�gift�to�me. 882 00:26:19,210 --> 00:26:21,612 Bro,�let's�go. Throw�your�shoes�on�real�quick. 883 00:26:21,613 --> 00:26:23,647 We�got�a�quick�mission�to�run. -I'm�not�going. 884 00:26:23,648 --> 00:26:25,516 What�mission,�bro? It's�not�a�game,�bro. 885 00:26:25,517 --> 00:26:27,184 -No,�it's�for�me. It's�just�for�the�business,�bro. 886 00:26:27,185 --> 00:26:28,619 Bro,�it's�for the�family�business. 887 00:26:28,620 --> 00:26:30,020 -There. -Fucking�scammers,�bro. 888 00:26:30,021 --> 00:26:32,257 Look�at�'em,�bro. Christmas�Eve? 889 00:26:32,337 --> 00:26:36,126 EVERETT:�There�it�is, right�there. 890 00:26:36,127 --> 00:26:37,796 Right�fuckin'�there. 891 00:26:37,862 --> 00:26:39,764 -Argh... 892 00:26:39,831 --> 00:26:41,166 [jazzy,�madcap�music] 893 00:26:41,167 --> 00:26:42,199 RICKY:�Guys,�guys! 894 00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:43,435 Guys! 895 00:26:43,468 --> 00:26:45,158 Wait,�wait,�wait. Wait,�wait! 896 00:26:45,159 --> 00:26:46,804 Everett,�you're�not gonna�wait�for�me? 897 00:26:46,805 --> 00:26:49,040 Everett! Look,�my�pants�is�too�tight! 898 00:26:49,107 --> 00:26:53,645 ? 899 00:26:53,712 --> 00:26:54,762 [truck�starts] 900 00:26:57,215 --> 00:26:58,583 Everett... 901 00:26:58,650 --> 00:27:00,218 Eric! 902 00:27:00,219 --> 00:27:01,318 Guys! 903 00:27:01,319 --> 00:27:03,488 My�pants,�Eric! 904 00:27:03,489 --> 00:27:04,922 EVERETT:�Bro,�why�is�he�sitting on�the�fence�like�that? 905 00:27:04,923 --> 00:27:06,323 ERIC:�Does�he�not wanna�come�down? 906 00:27:06,324 --> 00:27:08,004 -My�pants�is�catching�in�the... 907 00:27:08,005 --> 00:27:10,361 I�can't�move�from�here! 908 00:27:10,362 --> 00:27:11,562 ERIC:�What�is�he�doing? 909 00:27:11,563 --> 00:27:12,763 RICKY:�Guys,�I'm�stuck! 910 00:27:12,764 --> 00:27:14,264 I'm�gonna�be�stuck,�guys! 911 00:27:14,265 --> 00:27:15,315 [both�laughing] 912 00:27:15,333 --> 00:27:16,768 ERIC:�Ricky! 913 00:27:16,769 --> 00:27:18,402 EVERETT:�Bro, why�is�he�like�that? 914 00:27:18,403 --> 00:27:20,170 RICKY:�You�guy�don't respect�me,�man!�Guys! 915 00:27:20,171 --> 00:27:23,208 -[both�laughing] -RICKY:�Help�me! 916 00:27:23,274 --> 00:27:26,111 RAM:�����And�so�the�man who�put�food�in�hands 917 00:27:26,177 --> 00:27:29,814 had�a�plan that�blessed�all�mans. 918 00:27:29,815 --> 00:27:32,716 Although�they�didn't�get anything�on�their�wish�list, 919 00:27:32,717 --> 00:27:36,321 it�turns�out�they�are�projected to�have�a�bless�Christmas. 920 00:27:36,388 --> 00:27:38,089 (Yeah...) 921 00:27:38,123 --> 00:27:41,126 [piano�version�of "O�Christmas�Tree"] 922 00:27:41,192 --> 00:27:46,631 ? 923 00:27:46,698 --> 00:27:50,669 ? 924 00:27:50,735 --> 00:27:54,806 ? 925 00:27:54,873 --> 00:27:58,276 ? 926 00:27:58,343 --> 00:28:02,013 [steel�pan�joins�in] 927 00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:07,085 ? 928 00:28:07,152 --> 00:28:11,823 ? 929 00:28:11,890 --> 00:28:16,795 ? 930 00:28:16,861 --> 00:28:18,630 ? 931 00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:23,230 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 73774

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