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I'm going down south. I'm going to have my little time.

Friendly faces everywhere.

Humble folks without temptation.

I'm going down south. I don't need my world to hide.

And we're purging day and night. People spouting hot and pepper.

And on up south, I'm going to see if I can't unwind.

Come on down south out there and meet some friends of mine.

What's that?

An all -new sushi restaurant just opened in town. Try their lunch specials.

Thanks. You can count on Postman Butters.

Special delivery, ma 'am.

Here you are, sir. Brand -new sushi restaurant in town.

A flyer for you from Postman Butters.

Welcome to Shitty Walk. Can I take an auto -prix?

Hello, sir.

Postman Butters here with a special delivery for you.

What are you talking about?

It's a coupon for a brand new Asian restaurant that just opened up in town.

A what?

Let me see that.

Oh, no, a sushi place?

How come every time a hard -working Chinese man opened a business, some

Japanese dog had to come and try to invade him?

Uh, I don't know. I'm just being paid to hand out flyers. Where is this Japanese

a tyrant bull?

How far from my city walk?

You mean there's a sushi restaurant?

It's right over there.

What? What?

Welcome to Shitty Sushi. Can I take a order, please?

What's the big idea of putting your Shitty Sushi right next to my Shitty

I'm sorry, I do not understand your accent.

You want a Shitty Tuna Roll?

No, I don't want Shitty Tuna Roll. I want you to go find another Shitty Town

open your Shitty Sushi, please.

Why don't you please just speak English?

Maybe I can understand you.

I am speaking English. Why don't you speak a fucking English, you sober

fuck? Get out or I call police!

Come on, kid. You don't want to eat this shitty sushi.

It'll give you worms.

Better than a shitty Kung Pao chicken made from a cat!

Hello? Sir, does this mailman belong to you?

That's my son. Is there a problem, officer?

There's been an Asian turf war, sir, and your son appears to have caused it.

What? An Asian turf war, Butters! You are grounded!

But, sir, I was just handing out goodbyes for the... Don't talk back to

We'll send a bill for the damages, but in the meantime, please keep a closer

on your child, sir.

Go up to your room, now!

What's going on?

Butters started an Asian turf war.

Oh, for the love of Pete!

What is wrong with that boy?

I don't know, but it's clear it isn't our parenting. We're awesome. He must

mental problems.

I think we better have him checked out, Linda.

Well,

Dr. Janice?

I'm afraid I have some bad news.

Your son is suffering from multiple personality disorder.

What? There are several distinct personalities going on in there. One is

Postman Butters, and yet another is Fireman Butters.

And then there's even Inspector Butters and a Professor Chaos.

Oh, my God!

From what I gather, he seems to mostly jump in and out of personalities when

he's outside playing.

Sometimes he's a cowboy, and other times he's an Indian.

And the two seem to be at constant odds.

Oh, poor Butters!

Doctor, what can we do? Should we ground him?

No, I don't think grounding him would do much good at this point.

What your son needs now is lots of tender, loving medication.

Heavy medication.

Tom, a brand new sushi place has opened in South Park, adding to our booming

Asian district.

With the addition of the new Chinese restaurant, townspeople are officially

naming this whole Chinatown area Little Tokyo.

What the fuck?

You see what happened?

I told you not to come in here! Now everyone in town speak a Chinese and a

Japanese and the same fucking thing!

I don't even know what the fuck you are saying!

A -poo -poo -poo -poo -poo -poo -poo!

Ah, you Japanese wasted!

Steven! Steven, come quick! It's sputtered!

Look!

Help! Help!

Breaker 1 -9! Breaker 1 -9! It's clean clear at the flag town! Looks like we

ourselves a cone!

The medication isn't working.

Can't forget, buddy. You got a smoky on your tail, but Big Rick Butters is here

to help.

Butters! Butters!

Butters!

Hey, Dad.

You're back.

You're back. He's back.

I love you, son.

I love you, too, Dad.

You're going to be okay, Butters. Do you hear me?

You are going to be okay!

Get out! I told you not to come in here!

Okay, well, just hold a minute, hold a minute. I'll come in a piece.

I don't believe you!

Come on, look.

All this fighting is just so serious, you know?

Chinese and Japanese been fighting for so long.

It's ridiculous.

What we need is to have a Tweety.

What is a Tweety?

No, no, we need a Tweety.

A Tweety?

No, not a Tweety, a Tweety!

Oh, you mean a tweedy?

What the fuck is a tweedy? No, no, a tweedy. A tweedy?

Look, look. All these racist people thinking that a Chinese and a Japanese

the same, right?

So you and me, we put on a big assembly for all the kids at the school, and then

everyone understand the cultural difference.

You know, so they know fried rice isn't from Japan and teriyaki isn't from

China.

Teriyaki isn't from China?

No teriyaki, not from a fucking China.

Very well. I will do assembly with you.

Oh, really? Oh, great.

Okay, I'll meet you tomorrow and we can go over a plan.

And when you get to that assembly, you're going to get big surprises,

dog.

Butters, when you were playing in the yard yesterday, do you remember becoming

someone named Big Rig Butters?

Yeah. What makes Big Rig Butters come out? Did somebody hurt him?

Did he do something bad he can't forgive himself for?

Uh, no. He's pretty much just a truck driver.

You don't know. But maybe somebody else in there does.

Do you think it would be possible for me to speak with Inspector Butters?

Sure.

I'm now speaking to the person known as Inspector Butters.

Inspector Butters is on the case.

This is fun.

Inspector Butters.

What do you want?

Uh, to solve mysteries.

And is there someone else living with you? Someone named Professor Chaos?

Oh, well, sure. He's the bringer of destruction and evil.

He's a bad man.

He doesn't like Butters, does he? Does Professor Chaos want to murder Butters?

What? Why would I do that?

Who am I speaking to now?

Me, Butters.

Ah, Butters, you're back.

Sir, I'm confused.

I know you are.

This is going to sound scary, pal, but you have people living inside your head.

And some of them want to murder you.

Really? Yes, I'm afraid you're a little sick. But it's okay.

Because together we're going to get you well.

Don't listen to Dr. Janice. He's a mean old man and a big silly grown -up.

Pardon me?

He's just a big old stick in the mud who doesn't like to play.

Don't mind him, Butters.

Billy's a pretty messed up kid. He was molested by his uncle, you see.

Dr. Janus isn't going to be alive for long.

I'm going to kill him!

Now, what are the things that make you happy, Butters?

What's the matter, Butters? Are you still with us? Is one of your other

personalities trying to take over?

Let's play Battleship, all hands on the poop deck! Your soul will bleed for

eternity! You don't even know what sexy is, Mr. Harrison.

That big, bright freshness lasts right through it! The horned toad says we

should go to Mexico.

What are you feeling, Butters? Are you nervous about your condition?

Yes!

This... It's Butters.

It's Wednesday night at 9 p .m. From what I understand, there are people

inside my head, and they want to kill me. It must be true, because now every

night I wet the bed. So tonight, I'm going to leave the camera on to see what

exactly I become while I am sleeping.

Oh, man, this is freaky, like that movie Paranormal.

Oh, good night for now.

Good night, Butters.

Good night, Butters.

Hmm. All right, I guess I'm going to fast forward.

Do you hear this?

Okay, kids, today we have a special assembly, okay?

We're going to learn about the diversity of Asian people.

Please welcome Mr.

Liu Kim and Mr.

Junichi Takayama.

Shake that.

Hey, Mr. Takayama.

Did you know that China and Japan are actually different countries?

Oh, really?

Hey, that's right.

If you look at map, you can see.

This whole thing is China, and Japan is this little bitty country over here.

And that's why the Japanese always try and take over China.

What? The Japanese rape and kill people in Nanking.

The only thing Japanese love more than killing people is killing themselves.

Suicide rate in Japan sky high.

Fuck you.

Oh, no, I'm a Japanese and I had a bad day. I think I'm going to kill my girl.

Oh, hello, Butters. I wasn't expecting you until 5 .30.

Uh, yeah, Dr. Janice, I wanted to give you something.

You remember how you told me if I got myself on video it might help me with my

problem? Yes, did you catch something?

Well, yeah, I saw you pissing in my face.

Oh, so you're on to me, huh, you little shit?

Huh? What, Inspector Butters figured out I set him up?

Well, no, I just thought it was one of your other personalities trying to

Oh, come on, you think multiple personality disorder is real?

I've been using that to scam this town for seven years.

Now I got to get out of here, thanks to you. But I'm getting one last ice before

I go, and you're going to help me.

Get in there. Move it, asshole.

If this is illegal, we could get arrested.

Oh, Jesus.

They're all idiots.

The vault. Get to the vault.

Come on. Go. Move it.

Get this on and get in that vault.

That's where the real goods are.

Torch that door. Do you hear me?

I'll kill your parents! I'll kill your friends!

I said get that fucking door open!

I'm trying, sir!

Butters? Butters, what are you doing?

What is that, a blowtorch? Put that down! You're having another episode!

What? Butters!

Your name is Butters! Try and remember!

But you said to... You told me to... Oh, boy, you've really done it this time.

I know it's not your fault, but I'm sorry.

I'm going to have to alert the authorities, pal.

You have to try and understand that he can't help what he's doing, officer.

He probably has no memory of it at all. Well, at least everything is accounted

for. Thank God you came when you did, Dr. Janus.

Breaking into a store, Butters?

What are you? Well, I suppose there's no need for jail, Mr. and Mrs. Stotch, so

long as you ground your son.

Oh, we'll ground the shit out of him, detective.

Thank you so much.

Uh, Ralph?

You get the fuck out of my place!

Okay, hold on, hold on, please.

I'm sorry, okay? I'm sorry.

I admit it. I fucked you at the assembly.

How about you and me together do an Asian diversity festival?

Get the fuck out of my car, please!

Please, I admit it, okay?

I fucked you at assembly.

There's no way around it. It was very sneaky.

Kind of like Pearl Harbor, okay?

That was a little sneaky, too.

Pearl Harbor kind of sneaky. I think we can all be a little sneaky sometimes.

But that sneaky Chinese man, he's gone.

Okay? Okay, if we can have an Asian diversity festival, then we no longer

to deal with racial stereotypes.

Please.

Against my better judgment, I will trust you one more time.

But this time, you better not rub your hands together when you turn around to

walk away.

Okay, see you tomorrow.

And at that Asian Diversity Day, you're going to get a real surprise, Japanese

dog.

That does it, you hear me? I am through with all of you. No more postman

butters. No more inspector butters. No more porn star butters.

No more, Professor!

Chaos! And no more!

Butters, please!

It's me, Billy!

You gotta help!

Please, Butters! I've tried to tell old Dr. Janice that we're in danger, but Dr.

Janice doesn't realize there's a problem!

The mean man that lives in our head is trying to take over for good!

Excuse me?

No, no, no, no, no.

Don't call out for help.

He's got a gun.

If you draw any attention, he'll kill us.

Please, Bailey. I'm just a kid, too. I can't help you. No, you can't. But you

know somebody who can.

Inspector Butters.

What? You've got to become Inspector Butters again and help me find out what

mean man wants.

No. You told me not to play Inspector Butters.

You don't understand.

For some reason, the mean man is getting stronger.

You have to help me find out how to stop him. Please!

Tom,

I'm standing in the heart of South Park's Little Tokyo, where the multitude

our town's Chinese are putting on a festival.

Both of them have gone all out to celebrate Asian culture.

The owner of Shitty Walk has actually paid for what he calls a Tower of Peace

symbolize harmony between the two restaurants.

Mr. Takayama, a note for you.

Konnichiwa, my fine Japanese friends.

It's so great that Chinese and the Japanese are finally getting around.

We should take our picture together on top of the Tower of Peace.

I'm up there waiting for you now.

Please, come meet me on top of the Tower of Peace.

It will be really nice.

Yes. And when you get to the top of that tower, you're going to get a little

surprise, you Japanese.

Oh, sorry.

Anyway, see you on top of tower.

Dr. Janice sure has a big house, doesn't he? He's planning on hurting people. I

just know it. It's okay, Billy. We're going to get to the bottom of this.

This is kind of fun.

You're Inspector Butters, and I'm your faithful assistant, Dr. Watson.

All right, Watson. Well, let's find out what we need to and get out of here.

Yeah.

Butters, what are you doing in my house?

Huh? Oh, dear. It's okay, Butters. You just think you're Inspector Butters

now. Oh, man.

Come on. Let's get you home.

Where are you going, Butters?

Oh, come on.

You aren't leaving here, Inspector.

None of you are.

Butters, come on. Try and come back to us.

You can't run forever.

Excuse me. Did someone order a pizza?

Yes, that was me, but I'm a little busy at the moment. I'll be right back.

You'll never turn me in, Inspector Butters. You're dead.

Take over my city walk!

Holy crap, what time is it? Oh, no, I'm right!

What took you so long?

Yes, I'm afraid my tower of peace was a little bit of twickery, Mr. Japanese

Dog. I'm going to put an end to you, and everyone's going to think it's just

because you did what Japanese people love doing most.

No, don't do it. Don't kill yourself, please.

Oh, fuck you.

I'm not trying to kill myself.

No, don't do it, please.

Not my career, bro.

This is South Park Police.

Police? How?

We know the truth, Dr. Janus.

This Chinese rat trying to kill me.

He's not Chinese. He's white.

Your name is Dr.

Janus. You people crazy.

Listen to them. It's true.

Truth hurts, Dr. Janus. Who are you people? Why are you all here?

How could I let myself believe white man was a Chinese?

I have brought shame upon myself.

No, this is racial stereotype.

So you're telling us that Dr.

Janice has been the owner of CityWalk all this time?

That's right. Of all his multiple personalities, the strongest was Lou

we never would have known if it hadn't have been for Inspector Butters.

Thanks. I'm just glad the whole thing is over and done.

Maybe now poor old Dr. Janice can finally get the help he needs.

Yes, Butters. Thanks to you, maybe Dr.

Janice can get back to his real self.

Yes, I'm sure he could.

But... Then again, does the world really need another therapist?

What do you mean?

Well, I mean, would it really be so bad for us to just let him go on thinking

he's Liu Kim forever?

Now that City Sushi is gone, City Walk is the only Chinese restaurant left in

town. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Let's just let him keep believing he's a Chinese man.

Done. Good. All right.

All right.

Detective, he's asking for a blanket. Is that all right? Go ahead. We're going

to process him and get him back to the restaurant.

Hey, the Japanese people, they're trying to cut down on my shitty walk, but they

never will.

They're probably all watching me. The Japanese, wreck them.

I'm not even going to swat that fry.

They'll see, and they'll say, wow, that is shitty walk owner.

Why, he wouldn't even harm a fry.