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Mom, we need to pick up
bake sale supplies tomorrow.
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I'm blocking off time
on your calendar
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between "nap in my car"
and "get pedicure."
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I don't have
a pedicure scheduled.
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I know. I decided
those piggies need a spa day.
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Ugh!
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Work is so crazy,
I have no time for anything.
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Last week, I got a wax
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while having a virtual
gynecology appointment.
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Boy, I wish
my hearing was worse.
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Oh, Dad, before I forget.
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Are you dancing again?
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It's from my tip jar.
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I want to help out
with the bills.
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Not the water bill.
The way Carter showers,
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I'll never be able
to afford that.
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You're giving me cash?
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Wow. When was the last time
this ever happened?
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Um... Never, never,
never happened.
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Mom, I'm going
for my driving lesson!
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I'm not taking him
on a driving lesson today.
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Busted.
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Is that a driving
instructor's car?
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Temple of Vroom Driving School.
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I hired Carter
a driving instructor.
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Okay, this isn't how
I wanted you to find out.
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By that I mean, I hoped
you'd never find out.
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We have to move again, don't we?
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Why didn't you tell me this?
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Well, your teaching style
wasn't exactly helping Carter.
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You made him flip off
a school bus.
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The little girl started it.
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Look, my dad taught me
how to drive.
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I taught you and your brother
how to drive.
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Which was great for
driving ourselves to therapy.
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Look, Pops,
I need to pass this test.
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Your teaching makes me
a little nervous.
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River's teaching style
is positive reinforcement.
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River is a dude's name?
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Or did you just make that up
to piss me off?
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I didn't think that an emotional
support grandfather was a thing,
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but I'm legally
not allowed to ask.
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I signed the waiver.
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Do you want him here?
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Yes.
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Okay. Now, when you come
to a stop sign,
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give it a full three seconds.
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Think of it as a moment
of mindfulness.
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Or, really, we're in California.
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It's called the California stop.
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You glide up to it, take a look,
and you keep movin'.
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I'm sorry, Mr. Parker,
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as an accredited
driving instructor,
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that is very dangerous advice.
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As an accredited
driving instructor,
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let me ask you a question.
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About five turns back,
a BMW passed us.
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What color was it?
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-They'd never ask you that.
-Err!
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Wrong answer.
White BMW, chrome trim.
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A good driver
has to know everything.
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It's called
situational awareness.
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Okay, now we're going
to turn right up here.
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Just go nice and slow.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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This actually
goes into one lane.
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Just turn and go down
Sherman Way,
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that way we can
really beat some feet.
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Do not listen to him, Carter.
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He's not qualified
to give a lesson just because
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he bought his first car
from Fred Flintstone.
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Ooh! Oh no, he didn't!
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Not qualified, huh?
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How about taking a look
at my driver's license?
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I can drive a motorcycle,
regular vehicle,
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and I got a commercial license.
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I'm like Vin Diesel
with gorgeous hair.
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He does get furious fast.
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Well, it shows your license
expired two months ago.
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Were you aware
of that situation?
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Ooh! Oh no, he double didn't!
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Damn it!
The code's not working.
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It's not supposed to open.
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It's here to get your fingerprints
and hunt down your family.
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-Do you need help?
-No! Ugh!
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This is worse than when that
Roomba sucked up my birth control pills.
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But that all worked out.
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Mom, we need to get the
brownie stuff for the bake sale.
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Ooh, I have stuff
to make brownies.
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But probably not the kind
you want to sell to kids.
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Whoever sells the most
gets to be principal for a day.
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This is it.
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My slow but calculated ascension
to world domination.
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May God have mercy
on Stanbridge Junior High.
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Gabe, why are you just
standing there? Help me!
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Alright, everybody, listen.
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If po-po show up,
my name is Tyrone.
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I don't want to point
any fingers,
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but I think somebody
killed the robot.
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Mom, can we go?
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If I don't win the bake sale,
Morgan Spelletti
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is gonna be principal
and make math optional.
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Why don't we just hand
the country to China?
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I'm almost done, honey.
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I just have to take
their orders,
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make the coffee,
clean up, close down,
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curl up in a fetal position
and have a little cry.
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Maybe we should just hand
the country to China.
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I could take Georgia.
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Oh, you don't have to take her.
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Please take her.
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I got you. You have
a robot funeral to plan.
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I didn't know him that well,
but I'll speak.
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The delivery company
is going to charge me for this.
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We could fix it.
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Thanks. They're still
pissed about when I got drunk
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and rode one home from the bar.
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Riley, that was me.
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Oh, God.
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I just want to go to sleep
and never wake up.
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In a good way, not the dead way.
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-What are you doing?
-Oh, I was practicing for my driver's test,
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but now I'm watching videos
of people eating cinnamon.
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This dude just threw up.
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-I totally saw that.
-I know!
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Hey. Get all
you needed, Georgia?
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Yup. Then we got froyo
and hit an escape room.
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We were paired with a British
couple who seemed smart
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but it was just their accents.
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Turns out they have
dumb people too.
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Remember they kept saying,
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"This is quite
the predicament."
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Wow, you guys fit in a lot.
Guess everyone had a fun day.
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I ran out of gas
at a traffic circle.
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Ew, that sucks.
I'm sorry.
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Yeah, that sounds like...
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Quite the predicament.
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Today was the best, Eve.
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I wish we could hang out
again tomorrow.
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Ooh. Maybe
you could go out for fish and chips.
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Ooh, it's getting late.
Matt! DMV time.
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-DMV?
-Yeah.
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Grandpa's license expired.
River busted him.
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Grandpa yelled. River cried.
Grandpa laughed.
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Matt is handling this whole
thing surprisingly well, though.
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Smile for your picture, Pops.
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I renew my license
all the time, you know?
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I just didn't get the
paperwork. And then...
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They always find me
when it's about jury duty.
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Well, that's because
if the government's got
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a list of 12 angry men,
you're on it.
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You know, I'll tell you what.
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This wait time is even
impressive by DMV standards.
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I don't think that woman
was pregnant when we got here.
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Next!
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How can I help you?
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Who do I complain to
about all of this?
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He means he's here
to renew this.
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Oh, I understand. He just
needs a little extra help.
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Hm.
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Mr. Parker, you need
to retake your driving exam.
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What?
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You need to
retake your driving exam!
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Why does he need to retake
his driver's exam?
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Because that's what it says
right here on the computer.
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What?
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Because that's what it
says right here on the computer!
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Your grandma used
this religiously.
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Powdered sugar was her cocaine.
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I thought that was Aunt Gwen.
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No, Aunt Gwen's cocaine
was cocaine.
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Okay, that's 40 brownies.
How many more do we need?
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200.
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I have to win the bake sale.
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The divorce
has been so hard on me.
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Fine, but it's late.
I'll finish up here.
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You go to bed.
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Thanks so much for doing this.
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Especially because we're gonna
crush Morgan Spelletti's soul.
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It's all gonna be
because of you. Night.
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Uh, 200 more.
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Where's Aunt Gwen's booger
sugar when you need it?
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Ah!
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Riley! Are you all right?
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What are you cooking?
Smoke?
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I'll shut it off.
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My brownies. No!
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I'm never gonna be
principal for the day.
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Goodbye, Harvard.
Hello, Arizona State.
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Ugh!
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I'll fix this, okay.
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Oh, just not right now
because it's 5 a.m.
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and I have to go to work.
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Oh. Brownie jerky.
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Oh, my God. Fire, fire!
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Brownies!
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The company says
if they don't get the robot
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back by tomorrow,
they're gonna charge me.
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The credit card is gonna get
declined, so joke's on them.
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-But please tell me you fixed it.
-Fixed it?
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At Parker Customs
and Restorations, we don't fix.
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We pimp.
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00:10:08,732 --> 00:10:10,776
♪ Hey, chill,
don't bump the table ♪
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Hey, hey, what's this thing
doing in the shop?
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He's teaching Gabe
how to do the Dougie.
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This thing can drive,
but I can't?
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Guys, you are wasting
valuable time.
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Can I see the dance again?
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♪ Hey, chill,
don't bump the table ♪
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-♪ What'd you say? ♪
-♪ Don't bump the table ♪
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-♪ Hey, chill ♪
-♪ What? ♪
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♪ Don't bump the table ♪
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-Riley.
-Eve.
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What are you doing here?
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In an apron? Oh, God. Are
you and my dad role-playing?
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Because my mental health
can't handle that right now.
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Your dad and role-playing.
Can you imagine?
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"I'm Mitch
McConnell, and I'm a sexy turtle."
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Georgia texted
about brownie-gate,
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so I thought I'd come help.
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She texted you?
That's... That's great.
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I'm so glad you have
the kind of relationship
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where you text her
and she texts you back.
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It's really...
It's nothing, really.
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It's just about the boy
in her math class
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or how to use the bedazzler.
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She's making Georgia 2028 hats.
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Oh!
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That's so fun.
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"Eh, we're so close. We're
working on merch together."
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Oh, wow, you made all
the brownies. More fun!
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I had some time, and I
know you've been so busy,
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so I thought I'd take
something off your plate...
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and put something on your plate.
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Little plate humor.
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Eve. What do you think
of this outfit for dictator...
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Principal for the day?
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I love it.
The blazer says intimidating,
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but the sneakers
say approachable.
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You're right.
I should change my shoes.
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Hey, Mom.
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Oh, yeah.
Hey, I'm here too.
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Why don't you go spend
some time with Georgia?
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I got the brownies.
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00:12:07,183 --> 00:12:08,894
Um, what are you doing?
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I'm just finishing them off.
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That was my mom's sifter.
You can't just use it.
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Oh, okay. I'm sorry.
249
00:12:19,487 --> 00:12:21,146
"Oh, I'm Eve,
I can do everything."
250
00:12:23,450 --> 00:12:24,785
I was just trying to help.
251
00:12:24,868 --> 00:12:26,745
Yeah, well, you're not!
Spending all this time
252
00:12:26,828 --> 00:12:28,580
with my daughter making hats,
253
00:12:28,663 --> 00:12:31,166
doing British accents,
sifting...
254
00:12:32,751 --> 00:12:34,169
Riley, I'm sorry.
255
00:12:34,252 --> 00:12:35,813
No, bup, bup, bup,
bup, bup, bup.
256
00:12:37,088 --> 00:12:38,632
What about these?
257
00:12:38,715 --> 00:12:41,217
Do these shoes say,
"Bow, peasants"?
258
00:12:43,845 --> 00:12:46,222
Those are the looks of fear
I'm going for.
259
00:12:49,642 --> 00:12:52,396
So, Judy, uh, anybody get a
perfect score on this test, or...
260
00:12:52,479 --> 00:12:53,730
Let me rephrase that.
261
00:12:53,813 --> 00:12:56,107
How many other people
get a perfect score?
262
00:12:58,193 --> 00:12:59,778
Hey, take a left here.
263
00:12:59,861 --> 00:13:01,071
-You got it.
-Yeah.
264
00:13:01,154 --> 00:13:02,656
-Hm.
-Ah.
265
00:13:02,739 --> 00:13:04,116
I see you're smiling over there.
266
00:13:04,199 --> 00:13:06,702
So, a good driver
notices everything,
267
00:13:06,785 --> 00:13:09,621
and a great driver
can make people smile.
268
00:13:09,704 --> 00:13:12,666
The only thing that guy's
noticing is what's on his phone.
269
00:13:12,749 --> 00:13:14,709
Yeah, he's probably Googling,
270
00:13:14,792 --> 00:13:17,670
"How do I drive this thing?"
right in the middle of traffic.
271
00:13:20,089 --> 00:13:22,134
So you agree?
People? Not so much.
272
00:13:22,217 --> 00:13:24,928
Ugh! Do this job for 21 years,
you'll pray for the apocalypse.
273
00:13:27,263 --> 00:13:29,307
Oh, here is great.
274
00:13:29,390 --> 00:13:31,059
-Oh, good, good. There we go.
-Oh.
275
00:13:31,142 --> 00:13:32,727
-Matt, I gotta say...
-Mm-hmm.
276
00:13:32,810 --> 00:13:34,813
I really enjoyed
our time together.
277
00:13:34,896 --> 00:13:37,286
Time flies when you're
making fun of other people.
278
00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:41,069
You're delightful.
279
00:13:41,152 --> 00:13:42,946
Anyway...
280
00:13:43,029 --> 00:13:44,197
you failed.
281
00:13:50,411 --> 00:13:52,289
-I-I failed, really?
-Yeah.
282
00:13:52,372 --> 00:13:55,167
You rolled through
three stop signs.
283
00:13:55,250 --> 00:13:58,086
You were speeding, and you
flipped off a crossing guard.
284
00:13:58,169 --> 00:13:59,921
Pfft! We have beef.
285
00:14:00,964 --> 00:14:02,757
You know, I've been
driving my whole life.
286
00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:04,468
I've never even had an accident.
287
00:14:04,551 --> 00:14:06,595
I get it, you're upset.
288
00:14:06,678 --> 00:14:08,889
You know, the same thing
happened to my grandmother.
289
00:14:08,972 --> 00:14:10,682
I failed her twice.
290
00:14:12,016 --> 00:14:13,935
I'm sorry.
291
00:14:14,018 --> 00:14:15,604
This is, like,
the worst day of my life.
292
00:14:15,687 --> 00:14:17,021
And I'm a widower.
293
00:14:22,527 --> 00:14:25,947
You got screwed. You're
a great driver, like me.
294
00:14:26,030 --> 00:14:27,532
-Stop sign!
-Oh!
295
00:14:29,158 --> 00:14:30,660
-Wow.
-Sorry.
296
00:14:31,536 --> 00:14:34,247
One Mississippi,
two Mississippi,
297
00:14:34,330 --> 00:14:37,125
-three Mississippi and...
-Kill me.
298
00:14:40,670 --> 00:14:43,173
You know,
it's weird, isn't it?
299
00:14:43,256 --> 00:14:45,842
I used to need you to drive me
everywhere, and now you need me.
300
00:14:45,925 --> 00:14:48,636
Real Lion King moment.
Circle of life.
301
00:14:50,597 --> 00:14:53,224
I'm now the grandparent
sitting in the wife's seat.
302
00:14:54,809 --> 00:14:57,979
-It's not that bad. I mean... Stop sign!
-Oh!
303
00:14:59,731 --> 00:15:01,316
One Mississippi.
304
00:15:01,399 --> 00:15:04,152
-Two Mississippi.
-Three Mississip...
305
00:15:05,236 --> 00:15:06,822
Pops?
306
00:15:06,905 --> 00:15:08,782
Pops, where are you going?
307
00:15:08,865 --> 00:15:10,992
They're gonna call in
a Silver Alert.
308
00:15:17,415 --> 00:15:21,127
Hey! Peace offering.
Nice bottle of wine.
309
00:15:21,210 --> 00:15:22,796
Oh.
310
00:15:22,879 --> 00:15:24,380
It's open.
311
00:15:25,882 --> 00:15:27,736
I had a really bad day.
312
00:15:30,219 --> 00:15:32,681
Thank you. But you don't
have to apologize for anything.
313
00:15:32,764 --> 00:15:33,974
Uh, no.
314
00:15:34,057 --> 00:15:37,644
I was tired, irrational,
and honestly... jealous
315
00:15:37,727 --> 00:15:40,063
because you and Georgia
were having so much fun.
316
00:15:41,022 --> 00:15:42,524
I get it.
317
00:15:42,607 --> 00:15:45,944
My son barely spoke to me
when he was a teenager.
318
00:15:46,027 --> 00:15:49,447
I set up a gaming profile
just so I could hear his voice.
319
00:15:49,530 --> 00:15:52,784
And when my avatar asked him
how school was,
320
00:15:52,867 --> 00:15:54,661
he threw a grenade at me.
321
00:15:56,079 --> 00:15:57,622
It gets better.
322
00:15:57,705 --> 00:15:59,165
Oh. Does it?
323
00:15:59,248 --> 00:16:01,751
It feels like everything
is getting harder.
324
00:16:01,834 --> 00:16:03,336
I love running my own business,
325
00:16:03,419 --> 00:16:04,671
but I feel like life
was so much easier
326
00:16:04,754 --> 00:16:06,381
when I didn't care about my job.
327
00:16:08,424 --> 00:16:10,593
I should have fired you
a long time ago.
328
00:16:12,804 --> 00:16:14,973
Don't feel guilty
about finding your passion.
329
00:16:15,056 --> 00:16:16,433
You're a great mom.
330
00:16:16,516 --> 00:16:19,227
Ugh!
I just feel so overwhelmed.
331
00:16:19,310 --> 00:16:21,813
That's why I got all weird when
I saw you with my mom's sifter.
332
00:16:21,896 --> 00:16:24,733
It just reminded me that
she could do everything,
333
00:16:24,816 --> 00:16:27,499
and you can do everything,
and I can barely do anything.
334
00:16:28,778 --> 00:16:32,282
You know, when I was first
opening this place, I was alone
335
00:16:32,365 --> 00:16:34,826
and I felt like I was drowning.
336
00:16:34,909 --> 00:16:36,828
I barely had any time
to see my son,
337
00:16:36,911 --> 00:16:40,206
let alone shower, or change
my underwear, or meet a guy.
338
00:16:42,583 --> 00:16:45,503
Maybe that third one
is related to the first two.
339
00:16:47,046 --> 00:16:49,466
But I had to learn to lean
on the people around me.
340
00:16:49,549 --> 00:16:51,843
You don't have to do this
on your own.
341
00:16:51,926 --> 00:16:54,346
Asking for help does not mean
you're a failure.
342
00:16:54,429 --> 00:16:57,390
Thank you. God knows
where I got that idea.
343
00:16:57,473 --> 00:17:00,693
Maybe from my dad saying, "Asking
for help means you're a failure."
344
00:17:01,853 --> 00:17:03,730
He said that to me
in bed last night.
345
00:17:06,858 --> 00:17:09,361
What? I didn't want to
get up to turn off the light.
346
00:17:09,444 --> 00:17:10,569
Oh.
347
00:17:11,487 --> 00:17:13,489
Thank God, because
otherwise... blech!
348
00:17:15,825 --> 00:17:18,370
Oh, you know what?
I'm gonna take this to go.
349
00:17:18,453 --> 00:17:19,788
It's been a really bad day.
350
00:17:26,544 --> 00:17:28,503
Oh, hey. How did
the bake sale go?
351
00:17:29,630 --> 00:17:31,800
You're looking
at your new principal.
352
00:17:31,883 --> 00:17:34,712
Suck it, Morgan Spelletti,
and your dry-ass cinnamon rolls.
353
00:17:35,803 --> 00:17:37,722
Hey, that's out of line.
354
00:17:37,805 --> 00:17:39,891
Morgan sold
the dry-ass cupcakes.
355
00:17:39,974 --> 00:17:41,779
Taylor had the dry-ass
cinnamon rolls.
356
00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:44,646
-Where's Grandpa?
-Mm-mm-mm.
357
00:17:44,729 --> 00:17:47,565
He got out of the car in the
middle of me driving us home.
358
00:17:47,648 --> 00:17:49,067
The streets have him now.
359
00:17:51,944 --> 00:17:53,738
Huh, his phone's off.
360
00:17:53,821 --> 00:17:56,157
We were just with Eve.
The shop is closed.
361
00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:58,493
He'd better not be driving
without a license.
362
00:17:58,576 --> 00:18:00,453
I should have
bought more wine.
363
00:18:03,873 --> 00:18:07,711
♪ On a long
and lonesome highway ♪
364
00:18:07,794 --> 00:18:09,545
♪ East of Omaha ♪
365
00:18:10,713 --> 00:18:14,217
♪ You can listen
to the engine ♪
366
00:18:14,300 --> 00:18:17,929
Okay. Engine isn't running,
so it's not worst-case scenario.
367
00:18:20,431 --> 00:18:22,391
Is he eating in the Impala?
368
00:18:23,309 --> 00:18:24,602
He wouldn't even
let us drink water
369
00:18:24,685 --> 00:18:26,604
when we were stranded
on the 405.
370
00:18:29,065 --> 00:18:31,651
♪ Your thoughts will soon
be wanderin' ♪
371
00:18:31,734 --> 00:18:36,364
♪ The way they always do
when you're riding... ♪
372
00:18:36,447 --> 00:18:37,907
What's going on, buddy?
373
00:18:42,036 --> 00:18:43,288
Oh, God.
374
00:18:43,371 --> 00:18:45,957
You want me to get
the teeny-tiny car vacuum?
375
00:18:47,708 --> 00:18:49,252
Nah. It's okay.
376
00:18:49,335 --> 00:18:51,796
I'm just getting used to the
thought of not driving again.
377
00:18:51,879 --> 00:18:53,757
It's like Seger says,
I don't feel much like riding.
378
00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:56,676
I just wish
the trip was through.
379
00:18:56,759 --> 00:18:58,303
I'm sorry you failed
your driving test, Dad,
380
00:18:58,386 --> 00:18:59,804
but you'll pass next time.
381
00:18:59,887 --> 00:19:02,474
Maybe I won't.
My dad didn't.
382
00:19:02,557 --> 00:19:04,768
He lost his license,
couldn't work,
383
00:19:04,851 --> 00:19:08,062
couldn't do anything for
himself except eat pudding.
384
00:19:09,522 --> 00:19:11,524
But look at you, eating chips.
385
00:19:14,902 --> 00:19:16,946
No.
386
00:19:17,029 --> 00:19:18,322
Intervention!
387
00:19:19,782 --> 00:19:21,743
Hey.
Sorry if I upset you, Pops.
388
00:19:21,826 --> 00:19:23,912
Nah, that's just
the circle of life.
389
00:19:23,995 --> 00:19:25,580
On my way to Pudding Town.
390
00:19:27,164 --> 00:19:28,750
Seriously?
Some instructor
391
00:19:28,833 --> 00:19:31,169
fails you one time
and you're giving up on life?
392
00:19:31,252 --> 00:19:34,463
Not giving up on life.
You just can't beat time, kid.
393
00:19:35,548 --> 00:19:36,966
I think this administration
is getting rid of
394
00:19:37,049 --> 00:19:39,000
daylight savings,
so we're getting close.
395
00:19:40,845 --> 00:19:42,597
Come on, Dad.
You're a Parker.
396
00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:44,516
When they took
Grandpa's license,
397
00:19:44,599 --> 00:19:46,184
he drove for another ten years.
398
00:19:46,267 --> 00:19:47,894
Sure. The last two
were on his Rascal,
399
00:19:47,977 --> 00:19:49,896
but he didn't know
the difference.
400
00:19:49,979 --> 00:19:51,106
Yeah, that's because I put
401
00:19:51,189 --> 00:19:52,816
a bigger battery in there
and new motors.
402
00:19:52,899 --> 00:19:54,609
That guy was able to haul ass
through the hallways
403
00:19:54,692 --> 00:19:57,070
of that old age home.
It was really funny.
404
00:19:57,153 --> 00:19:58,714
That's where
I'm going to end up.
405
00:19:59,989 --> 00:20:02,075
We're not gonna put you
in a home, Pops.
406
00:20:02,158 --> 00:20:04,952
Not because we don't want to,
because we can't afford it.
407
00:20:07,413 --> 00:20:09,165
Bet we could
if we sold this car.
408
00:20:09,248 --> 00:20:11,292
Over my dead body.
409
00:20:11,375 --> 00:20:13,034
Well, then we'd
definitely sell it.
410
00:20:14,545 --> 00:20:17,173
As long as you don't die in it
and decrease the value.
411
00:20:17,256 --> 00:20:20,009
I'm gonna die in this car
right now just to spite you.
412
00:20:20,092 --> 00:20:21,928
You're sounding meaner,
does that mean you're better?
413
00:20:23,721 --> 00:20:24,848
No, no, no, no, no.
414
00:20:24,931 --> 00:20:26,833
Don't eat in this car,
you little dweeb.
415
00:20:28,017 --> 00:20:29,644
And he's back.
416
00:20:33,356 --> 00:20:35,066
Thanks for fixing it.
417
00:20:35,149 --> 00:20:38,486
Just so you know, I'm not paying
for any of the parts, or labor,
418
00:20:38,569 --> 00:20:41,364
or the Western-themed
photo shoot you did with it.
419
00:20:41,447 --> 00:20:43,950
No, that was Gabe's idea.
420
00:20:44,033 --> 00:20:47,155
I just was happy to have another
reason to wear my leather chaps.
421
00:20:48,704 --> 00:20:50,373
Goodbye, Doctor Funky.
422
00:20:51,165 --> 00:20:52,417
You named him?
423
00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:54,543
Oh, no. His moves named him.
424
00:20:56,379 --> 00:20:57,713
♪ Here I am ♪
425
00:21:01,092 --> 00:21:02,135
Doctor Funky!
426
00:21:02,218 --> 00:21:03,928
Oh no.
427
00:21:05,179 --> 00:21:06,264
Did I hit something?
428
00:21:06,347 --> 00:21:08,683
I've got to get my license back.
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